/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY THIS CUTE ADORABLE MAID FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ike love!

FISH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>I was pretending to be bad for content!
Alban...

About to go on a date with rosemi and make her pay for it.

I love my birb wife

Enna Alouwet

>>20160005
>>20159965
It's actually Nina now. Her CCV reclined really hard while she's been gaining dead subs at a really fast rate.

I LOVE SELEN SO MUCH!

>>20160093
>this is Enna's twitter header
GROOM FAIRY STOPPPP

Pomu sex

>20160153
kys

*oink*

Does Yugo have any fans here? Or just people who like him for the meme aspect

After watching Petra's latest stream I finally know why Pentomos are so round

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet pure mermaid!

she's so much like me that i worry for her sometimes

>>20160171
why so triggered honey?

>>20160153
Nina hasn't gone under 1k in a month, anon.

>>20160186
86 today, not bad, she is pure this thread

ABANDON THE THREAD THE BUTA IS HERE

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I MISS POMU

>>20160188
I want to molest this fish.

>>20160179
I think there are like 3 Yuguys (good lord what a terrible name) in here as of last counting.

>>20160155
Selen loves her boyfriend so much!

>>20160174
His back guys!!!

>>20160174

>>20160188
Where are these feesh VR gifs from?

>>20160208
Which is a far cry from the 2-2.5k she's been getting during her EU-friendly streams just a couple of months ago.

NO!!!!!!!! MORE!!!!!!!! BUTA!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my daughterwife!

>>20160179
yeah he's nice and funny

>>20160241
Yeah, me!

I'm not particularly interested in any of the streams happening rn but I want to watch something.
Which one should I watch?
>>20160179
There are a couple people posting about his stream when he streams at his jp night timeslot.

tsunanananananananami

Elira's new costume is great and all but I miss her original design so much bros...

Can Selen even drive?

Guys, I'm scared of opening images...
>>20160273
Petra love!

>>20160254
pay up!

why is selen doing a 200k celebration when shes at 270k already

>>20160282
EARTH WIND AND FIRE
IM A NATURAL DISASTER TSUNAMI

>>20160285
>Pomu switches between her outfits, hair style and glasses on or off
I win again.
Also, I actually like Elira's older better.
It's not cuter but it fits her more imo

>>20160317
Membership stream?

>>20160254
Member's stream

>>20160254
Her powerwash members stream, she decided to show off her model in VR and even gave the ok to post pics, clips and gofs publicly. It’s why you see Ryuguards post them yesterday

I LOOOOOOVE NUMBERS

>>20160280
iPN?

Alban's OBS almost crushed...
Noctyxs are cursed...

>>20160250

>>20160385
What, did he almost sit on it with his fat ass?

Smoke weed erryday

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7KBQ5UhLTVE

>>20160186
>>20160215
86 is pretty good.
Bless.
>>20160283
I'm watching the Selen RP stream since her creatividad streams are always fun.

>>20160285
Me too, at least she wore it once for the Lazusydia collab

That's a big hole, dragoons

>>20160400
n-nya

>>20160311
LOVE! I'm scared too, friend.

my mind is fried tonight i dunno what to draw

>>20160345
Anon, it's "FIRE WIND AND EARTH CAN'T STOP ME"

>>20160285
Wear the same thing for 6 months then get a new outfit, course shes gonna leave it in the closet as much as possible, itll come back eventually

I'm not clicking any spoilered images, DUMB butas

Wrong hole dragoons

OH FUCK

When is obsydia getting new outfits

>>20160416
Game load new area and it just suddenly buffers.
Probably has something to do with his PC

>>20160488

>>20160491
POV: Your looking into selens gaping asshole

I still find it funny how Vox said after the Chinese
DUOLINGO stream he isn't doing another one
Also holy fuck I hate the Taiwanese just as much as the mainlander why are they all so fucking sensitive? like god damn

>>20160492
hopefully soon, selen's outfit is just so ugly, and i hope she gets something to cover her hand.

>>20160488
This one is cute and funny >>20160463

>>20160179
I unironically like Yugo AND Yugo memes.

BECAUSE I'M POGGING THE ABYSS

I love Elira's thighsI also love elira very much

>>20160463

>>20160520
He went into that stream wanting to get it over with so he never had to do it again. I think he learned his lesson. And he got 14k out of it as a bonus.

>Pico Park

>>20160530
Shes gonna get some chuuni apex outfit and her hand is gonna be in front of her face

I adore Enna!

CRUSTY CRAAAAAAYAAAAAB PIIIIZZZZAAA IIIIIIISSSSS TTTTHHEEEEEEE PPPIIIIIZZZZZAAAAA FOR YOU AND MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYEEEYYEEEE

YOU'VE ENCOUNTERED
THE RAPE WALL
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

The chat trying to gaslight Elira almost gaslit me. I thought she couldn't get Pomu back.

>>20160174

>>20160572
>He went into that stream wanting to get it over with so he never had to do it again
makes sense

>>20160572
>14k
giwtwm

>>20160586
>selen drawn in apex style
would literally instantly drop.

>>20160423
Sadly my current lifestyle doesn't allow any.. i miss the good stuff sometimes, maybe at the end of the month again

>>20160530
I hope Selen gets a cute outfit!

>>20160492
Waiting on Rosemi's mama, please understand

>>20160614
I accept my fate.

wait im so fucking confused
we escaped, how is this the bad end

>Bad Ending
No...

Oh man the Giygas fight is gonna hit different with Paula being renamed to Pomu...

Enna calling herself a money whore...

So, who was Reimu's mama?

>>20160614
*unzips dick*

>>20160262
What are you talking about? Her average has shot up recently due to a lot of buff bait streams like the three fucking fnaf streams on a single day and the totsu yesterday. She was averaging sub 1.5k till January too, and is inclining recently with her irregular schedule.

>>20160666
She wasnt there in the get away car because we took too long. I assume we get caught eventually.

SNOW HALATION
https://youtu.be/H4QruBg0cJ0
https://youtu.be/H4QruBg0cJ0
https://youtu.be/H4QruBg0cJ0

>>20160174

>>20160492
May or later

>>20160530
>selen's outfit is just so ugly
???
>i hope she gets something to cover her hand.
holy homosexual

Lazulight love!
I actually get a little sad that we don't get Lazu collabs as much but it's great that each of them have their group of friends instead of only having each other!
POMU, FINANA AND ELIRA I LOVE YOU THREE!

>>20160713
>the worst singers from every branch
lol
lmao even

FUCK YOU SELEN
THATS NOT WHAT WE PICKED YOU BITCH

>Pomu smash
Don't mind if I do

>>20160215
>eighty six
fuck shit posting about rice purity tests, episode 22 was fucking worth the 3 month wait

Enna's underwear with holes in them...

VSF DA!
BABABABABABABA

>Enna has holes on her underwear

>>20160713
Song is too happy. Song it to wintery sounding
Cringe. I don't like happy things.

>Bad Ending again

>>20160530
Petra's outfit needs more help, she just kinda looks like a sack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Petra LOVE! I'm guessing she's taking the rest of today off.

Say what you will BUT
Millies Halloween stream where chat kept picking Rock was god tier cause she kept getting mad

>>20160757
God damn it was so good

>>20160766
Artists, please...

>>20160771
nasty girl

>>20160766
>>20160771
Yep, I cut a part out for easy anal.

>You can literally buy panties for enna
I never felt more motivated to send superchats before

WE'RE SCHIZOPHRENIC BROS

>>20160678
Correction, she said she doesnt mean to sound like a money whore so please stop sending me supas for stuff like rent money

>>20160743

>>20160784
Sundays where there are no schedules and you have to wonder if someone is streaming or not suck.

>>20160784
She's gonna be part of the golfing collab tonight! No idea if she's streaming her perspective or not.

>>20160757
Im so far behind i might just start from the beginning again

>>20160713
TODOKETE

WHY WON'T ENNA JUST LET ME EAT HER CHINESE FUCKING BUTTHOLE???????
THIS IS BULLSHIT, I SHOULDN'T NEED TO BEG TO EAT ASS, BUT I WILL. I NEED MY ENNA.
I'LL EAT HER PUSSY WHILE SHE'S OVULATING, I DON'T CARE, I NEED HER ESSENSE INSIDE OF ME.
I NEED HER DNA TO LIVE ON WITHIN ME FOREVER AND MY DNA TO LIVE ON WITHIN HER FOREVER.

>>20160738
Oh no. jej

Really speaks of those threads when pomu reveals her model anons cant shit up, Finana does the same and only Chris talks about it

>>20160893
why do they always leave Sunday blank?

>>20160736
I'm sure the one year anni collab will be kino

Rosemi-sama...

Your Petra's, post them now

>>20160840
Enna should make a throne account for people to send gifts and buy her new panties.

Luxiem as camwhores! + Brothers that ____! bonus in a reply.

>Vox
We've already had a taste of this; gentle words and abuse of his binaural mic take centre stage, with his body as an afterthought. Puts great pride into his set - all matching, red satin bedsheets and an abundance of cushions to recline on, an incense burner wafting smoke to his side and a champagne glass permanently in his hand (although it doesn't actually have champagne in it, just whatever alcohol he feels like). Starts off relatively tame, but the longer it goes the more he drinks, and the more he drinks the more debased he gets, the further he's willing to go. Doesn't really use toys much, he prefers his hands and a liberal amount of cumlube, but introduces a vibrator into the mix sometimes. Sometimes brings over people to have sex with live, although their faces are never shown.

>Mysta
Total degeneracy. If you can forgive the no-sheets mattress on the floor setup, with low lighting that makes the video slightly grainy, you're in for a treat. He's not doing this for the money, he's doing it for an excuse - he'll quickly devolve given the slightest push, and has a wide variety of toys and outfits that he likes to cycle through. Doesn't shy away from fantasy dildos - dragons, guns, and something you really hope isn't modelled after anything real... Moans loudly and with wild abandon. Often cums and keeps going, until his thighs and belly are all crusted over with fluid and his sweat is making his hair stick to his face. Looks forward to the day someone tells him to involve piss.

>Shu
A simple setup, but an incredibly sleek one - crystal clear picture quality, always fresh crisp light sheets, with his few toys neatly lined up just in shot on the bedside table. He covers his mouth with a simple black mask and barely ever speaks, typing words onto the display if he really wants to say something. He comes across as a little shy, but he's clearly enjoying himself, and has some dirty thoughts stowed away in his mind; he's clearly practiced writing onto his own thighs, as he can write all sorts of degrading things the right way around using a thick, black marker. Rarely ever completely naked, instead preferring to lift up the skirt to whatever pretty, well-thought-out outfit he's wearing that day. Enjoys pretty dresses with plenty of ruffles, ankle length maid dresses, and neat school uniforms. He often wears knee-length or thigh-high socks, which are particularly fun to watch his toes curl in when he cums.

>Ike
Really enjoys talking down to his viewers. Always starts his streams fully clothed, slowly stripping as time goes on to reveal delicate lingerie sets beneath. He acts like he's being coerced, and talks with a tut and a sigh, but his body language and erect cock gives him away. A big fan of bringing masked clients onto the stream to fuck them live; sometimes he'll play what he's pioneered as "strip chess", sometimes it's classic poker. Enjoys tying them down and roughing them up, taking on everyone from petite girls to ojisans with the same amount of confidence and vigour... And reminding them that they're in a very vulnerable position, tied up naked in a stranger's house on camera, dragging the blunt side of a kitchen knife down their chest or over their neck. It's all play, of course! Probably. The heels stay on during sex.

>Luca
You'd be forgiven for thinking you'd accidentally clicked onto a motivational workout stream. The majority of his camming is exercise focused, a high quality camera capturing every bead of sweat as he does pushups live, or uses the exercise equipment in his home gym. Very encouraging to his viewers, telling them to work out alongside him as it goes, cheering for them to keep it up. It's only when his workout session is over and he flops down in front of the camera, dragging it closer to him as he reclines up against the wall, that you might suddenly remember what you were watching in the first place. With a grin, his tongue licking quickly over his teeth, he pulls down his jogging pants enough to free his erect, sweaty dick and gets to work. Often narrates how good it feels and close he is. He clearly enjoys every second, and every bit of attention his viewers give him. Often cums onto his own already drenched abs, picking the camera up afterwards to show his viewers a close-up view of the mess he's made.

>>20160924
Take a cold shower

>pomu rt'd this
SHE WANTS IT
SEX
NOW
POMU SEX
https://twitter.com/YumiLumen/status/1501993962231369752?t=KTvDf8FIdW3AlQBjZQJmuQ&s=19

Enna's sugar daddy...

I hate women

>>20160954

SONNY IS A WHORE

>>20160954
sorry I only have Eliras and Pomus

Fu-chan is too kind.

>>20160954
Easy there, all you have to do is ask.

>>20160954

>>20160954

>>20160976
>Bonus: Mysta & Shu
These brothers have both known about the other camming the entire time, having seen eachother on the front page of their preferred website... Although both assumed the other didn't know yet. Eventually it slips out of Mysta's mouth during a petty sibling argument one day, and after some general confusion and humiliation, an idea begins to stew. A few days later, Shu approaches him with an indecent proposal - they stream together once on Shu's channel to get more viewers, but NOT touch eachother because brothers don't do that kind of thing.
Of course, that didn't last for long. Years of pent up feelings and taboo lusts were bound to leak out at some point, and when a viewer asks them to kiss there's only a moment's hesitation. Just once is fine, right? But it happens again, and again, until they're laid on top of eachother and grabbing desperately at their clothes, rubbing against eachother in an almost frantic motion. Having forgotten entirely that the camera is there and rolling, they give into desire for the world to see, a display of horribly corrupted base instinct.
They know it's not right, and they don't care. Things are never the same afterwards in the most delicious way.

>>20160935

>>20160924
The most sane Aloupee.

>>20160954

>sub 1k CCV for Elira
>low 2k for Selen's celebration stream
>sub 2k for the most popular Noctyx member
>all at an uncontested timeslot

It's all over.
What would you have done to stop the decline?

>>20161028
nutting on fulgur!

>>20160937
I'm guessing you are talking about Mysta?
And maybe some others, but not all.
What happens is that the late ones post schedules on Monday despite most of the schedules being from Sunday to Saturday so sunday has already happened when they post it.

>>20160954
No

>>20161028
This is why my boyfriend (gay) is the best

we're gonna suck the guards dick aren't we

>>20160954

>>20160924

>>20160990
Pomu retweets everything that has her art hashtag

>>20160954

If NijiEN ever gets 3D, what would Fulgur do?

I LOOOOOOOOOVE NUMBERS

>>20160954

>>20161088
Who?

>>20161040
>>20161004
These ones are great.
>>20161097
EDGY PETRA HATE

>>20161060
>sub 2k for the most popular Noctyx member
Thats not Fungus

>>20160924

>>20161100
She commented on it too though, with the blush emoji

>>20160954

>>20161080
Mysta used to stream every day until his concernfag audience convinced him to take more breaks...

>>20160954

FLIRT WITH SELEN OFFICER

No wonder Pomu is now the face of Lazulight and one of the five NijiEN leaders lol.

dudes...

>>20160954

>>20161100
I know, I'm funposting.
Still, this one gets a reply too so I'm sure she likes it.
It looks great in a horny way, after all.

>>20160954

>>20161060
>uncontested
Kinda contested to be honest

numberfags fuck off

>>20161203
Now that the dust has settled, who is the face of NijiEn?

>>20161229
Enna's feet ugh I need them...

>>20161060
>>20161203
be less obvious if you're going to start posting on cooldown

>>20161156
>https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1503091576968466437
>THREE blush emojis
Shit, she's HORNY HORNY

>>20160937
To be a good Christian streamer and go to church of course!

>>20161060
>What would you have done to stop the decline
Time for a new round.

>>20161125
3,002916077...×10−3

>>20160924
Aloupeep posters never fail to make me smile with their inane babble.
Thank you to all Aloupeeps, I appreciate you. Even if you are creepy as fug.

>>20161229
Enna would be so beautiful in 3D. Just imagining her hair sway and bounce...

Now that the dust is settled, who is the facial of NijiEN?

>>20161229
Enna's arms are detachable? Weird design choice

>>20161324
leech whore

>>20161306
>finanawithglazeonface.png

>>20161309
Easier access to her pits

h-hey anon do you like apex and rocks?

>>20161028
So we will be allowed to use them on later streams as long as we don't spam them? I'm kinda confused here.

>Apex and Rocks
Deserved

>>20161256

>>20161369
No.

>>20161060
>uncontested

Sometimes I come here and then I remember that this thread makes me sad, why can't people just get along and stop posting baits and shitposts :(

>>20161369
I fucking love Apex!

>>20161306

>>20161375
He's always been fine with emote use in moderation. Just not the spam like you see in Vox and Luca's chats.

>>20160520
One-China-Policy can do that to a Nibba...

That said I don't care much for it either and wish they'd all stop being so Anal about it.

>>20161394
This just makes me sad for Yugo

My lovely fairy wife

>>20161400
only fagoons would watch that kind of trash

>>20161394
we did it yuguys!

>>20161394

>>20161422
Finana's model is so smug I love it

>>20161436
why

Is there gonna be a Mint watchalong today?

>>20161476
Because there was clearly big expectations and hype for him and now hes the least popular of all of NijiEn

Pomudachi and numberfagging they do say the fanbase reflects the streamer.

>>20160954

I wish pentomos were as cool as aloupeeps...

>>20161523
Turns out a tiktok whore doesn't makes a good vtuber, no matter how many subs she had.

>>20161426
I see, that seems reasonable.

>>20161422
This bratty feesh is in need of correction.

>I like numbers

>>20160743
reza is the best singer from ID

Ghost Pomu...

>>20161535
How will Pomu react if we get a Hoshikawa-tier success in Wave 6?

I don't think this is going to work...

>>20160976
It's interesting to see who you've chosen as solo streamers and who has sex on stream. I'm surprised that Mysta doesn't have a daddy to abuse him, he seems like the type to really enjoy ceding control to someone else and risk having the world see him doing unthinkable, utterly debasing things.

Good job, as always!

>>20160766
what of it? So does mine. In fact, it's hard to avoid holes in cheap mostly-cotton panties, especially if you like to wear ones that fits a bit more tightly. They come apart at the seams more easily than a sheet of graham crackers.

>>20161544
really is fucking dumb how they didn't give her any fucking training
they literally have the virtual academy shit

>>20161538
If pentomos became nasty like aloucreeps I would shit this thread at levels never seen before.

>>20161538
begone aloucreep

>>20161567

This is as big as some of Fulgur's emotes go
I don't think the artist realized she could work bigger

>>20160954

>>20161560
What would you say in this situation?
You stink you stinky fish?
You smell you smelly fish?
Cheer up, crew cut. You taking notes?
You revolting you repulsive fish?

>>20160766
>>20160771
What happens in the members streams stays in the members streams?

>>20161595
VTA shit is for JP. EN and JP are operated by different people

>>20160954

What can Yugo do to increase his viewership? What kind of content?

>>20161544
what tiktok?

>>20161523
I don't care about him not being popular but what makes me feel bad is the whole "wanted to be NijiJP but wasn't in japan, actually moved to Japan when it wasn't needed" situation.
It seems pretty fucked, hope he's doing well.

>>20161706
Yugo is a jap hafu and lives in Japan. If there's an EN that could easily go to tjat training camp it's her.

>>20161597
Pentomos and aloupeeps are brothers in arms, no matter how different they might be

>>20160766
it's all the farts from eating those dairy products all the time

>>20161060
i think only Fungus will incline
the rest will get female niji numbers
this was not a good lineup for the most part

>>20161523
OBS troubles aside, they would have done well in the NijiJP, but holy shit Noor is an idiot for hiring them for NijiEN. Yugo isn't fluent yet, that's just the plain truth.

>Maybe you should stop talking about rocks
TARD STATUS: WRANGLED

>>20161724
his viewership is pretty standard for a girl

>>20160954

CHRIS LOVE!

>>20161715
Doxx hours again?

>>20160168
She trained for a marathon with an ass like that?

>>20161759
The fact that Oliver has better English than him is embarrassing

PICK BRIBE REEEEEEEEEE

>>20160976
THIS IS SO GOOD

I can only imagine one day when Ike brings an ojisan into the sex dungeon for a particularly mean session of teasing, yet he forgets to secure the hand and wrist straps all the way. Just as the session approaches the climax, Ike finds himself pinned onto the bed by the ojisan about to release all his pent-up urges on him...

Man even though Enna's self deprecating jokes are what I really like and enjoy from her, sometimes I wish she has a bit more self belief and confidence in herself.

>>20161724
He needs to stop screaming in English and test his tech before streaming. If he just talked to his chat like a normal person I'm sure he'd incline. But he always throws in some retarded chuuni shit or screeches when he tries. Also, more buff games.

>>20161595
Her english isn't good enough flat out. Shes at such at disadvantage in collabs, I feel bad for her.

>>20161754
Sunny, Alban, and Uki all have potential to grow. I think it really just depends on what kind of external collabs they'll end up doing.
Let's not forget that Luca managed to grow beyond his original place.

>>20161724
She doesn't actually know how to make music, does she? If so then some weekly music making stream. Something she is passionate about. She obviously isn't a gamer.

>>20161759
>Yugo isn't fluent yet
Neither are Millie and Reimu

>>20161028
Even his prechat is pretty nice

>>20161724
>stop having OBS troubles fucking have Shu Teach him
>Stop yelling in Japanese all the time
>stop apologizing during collabs
honestly, I liked yugo during the first half of the first week but now he is starting to get on my nerves

>>20161813
I think it's part of the charm that keeps her humble. I think when it comes to anything but singing she's actually a bit prideful, but that's my opinion.

Elira's Earthbound Stream is unironically pretty comfy ngl.

Anons, Finana has gotten more smug and bratty as of late, what can we do about this?

>>20161820
>in English
In Japanese. But less screaming in general is preferable.

>>20161564
It's just a shitposter rehashing his bait
>>20148075
Their opinion has no value because they only say things to provoke a reaction rather than what they truly think.

>Flirt: Do you know NIJISANJI? :)
???

>>20161831
Millie is fluent enough to live in an english country for the majority of her life, give up yugosister, he doesnt belong

>>20161831
They can actually contribute to a conversation though

>>20161724
Just do all the easy buff streams. Singleview collabs on your channel, ASMR chatting, Genshin, Japanese only, play any games that did exceptionally well for other male members like Little Nightmares.

>>20161831
>not knowing some words = not fluent

>>20161877
I love these so much

>>20161724
Can he move towards JP? He clearly can't handle full english collabs well.

>>20161877
Rosemi LOVE

What does pussy smell like?

Elira Paper Mario playthough please that would be so comfy

>>20161802
leaving that aside just imagine the jp collabs potential, he even has Sonny for support

>>20161831
How is Reimu not fluent

Tune into Selen's asmr stream. She just talks normally. I want my refund

>>20160976
Oh! Managed to catch this one. Missed the vomit one but it was good too, thank you.
Mysta is literaly perfect in this one. Wow.
Shu in dresses and skirts!!!! With knee-socks!! Quiet masked boy! Thank you crossdressing is the best thing ever.
>Ike's part
GIWTWM. So bad. Heels stay on. Dies. Thank you. And for the knife another thank you.
Fit chad Luca. To each their own, this just made me laugh honestly.

>>20161050
You reduced me into a puddle on my floor with this. God incest is so hot. Brothers that _____ indeed.
Thank you so much I am screenshoting and saving and thinking nice thoughts about you. I love you!

>>20161508
I'm watching Elira and doodling, but I can put something up in a bit.
http://poal.me/rids6y

Also someone mentioned putting up the graduation on the last day of this break, I like the idea

>>20161741
fuck it, go for the switcheroo and swap Yugo for Oliver

>>20161759
She hired Millie and Reimu too. I don't think she's a good judge of English skills.

>>20161831
nigga at this point Yugo isnt ESL but EFL
the dude cant talk for shit during the collabs

Elira Thousand Year Door playthrough soon?

What's your wildest fantasy with Enna?

>>20161935
Finana

>>20161831
>t. EOP

>>20161724
Simple
Karaoke
she was in a band, that was her thing
just fucking sing

Tell me about Selen, why does she like torturing people?

>>20161831
Yugosharts at their finest, showing how they have no idea about the rest of the branch.

I miss Pomu

>>20161936
I will personally donate the funds for a physical copy of TTYD and a Wii if she doesn't have one already just to make this happen.

>>20161961
Having Enna doing this to me.

>>20161824
I agree completely. Yugo's in such an awkward position where he's just not ready to be a streamer yet, and definitely not ready to be an EN streamer.

>>20161935
What does your dick smell like?

>>20161953
The F is missleading, is it first? fourth? Fifth? Fifteenth? Go with ETL

>>20161991
she's sadistic as hell, no wonder dragoons are how they are

>>20161827
Luca incline is unironically because of POG

I think the new guys have a chance to improve a lot... I remember thinking Shu was pretty shitty at first but now he's a solid streamer. But they'll need lots of constructive criticism.

I don't like that Rosie now yells into her mic for 2 hours in this faux panic shtick.
I like comfy quiet rose more.

>>20161988
I don't understand why all the nijis whose biggest asset is singing never fucking sing

>>20162011
I know you're donating how much does TTYD go for on ebay nowadays? $120?

>>20162017
this but I'm a small animal and she uses her feet instead of her fists

>>20161948
>Also someone mentioned putting up the graduation on the last day of this break, I like the idea
Oh hey that was me lol, thank you for taking it into consideration anon. I've watched it when Pomu was on her surgery break, and honestly it was pretty upbeat except for the marshmallow reading part when it got a bit sappy.

>>20161961
I want her to spit on me. Push me down and have this happen >>20162017. Afterwards, she pisses on me and leaves me in a puddle of my own self-loathing and pleasure.

>>20161991
I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME

>>20161060
Once again Luxiem has come to save the day.

>>20162036
A prawn.

>>20162034
I bet Yugo gets a lot of hate from audition rejects too. Imagine a slot you feel like you could have filled in being filled by someone who barely fits the criteria.

>>20162017
This but she also has a knife in her hand

>>20161401
Because the SEA region is still allowed to post on this board. Sometimes i think a range ban for the SEA region for a week would make this place look like heaven. WOuld be a fun april fools prank

>>20162048
yeah meant Fourth but it cant be T since Yugo knows JP and KR since hafu and then went to Thailand so he knows that language and EN is the fourth one

this is the most creative way to bait superchats, I can't be mad at selen. Hats off to you Purple Dragon, well done.

AAAAA I WANT SELEN TO JUMP ON MY BALLS REPEATEDLY UNTIL I CUM BLOOOOOOD

>>20161935
bags of sand

>>20161872
If you guys missed the Twitter post, I'M SO ANGRY. I'm so angry right now. So, a couple days ago, I told my mom to bake a chocolate cake for me. And it was my idea, by the way. MY IDEA. And I said, "for me!" I don't care if my family takes a slice or two... but not the whole friggin' thing, okay!? I... wanted at least half the cake for myself. But instead, I was being a good girl and said, "okay, I'm gonna save this for later, after stream." I come back, after stream, and the whole entire thing is gone! And I only got to eat ONE SLICE. Out of this entire TWO DAY PERIOD. TWO DAY PERIOD. It was gone in two days. I didn't even get to last with it for a week! And everybody ate it all! And I'm so pissed, and... oh my gosh. I was about to throw a fit. I was about to throw a fit at my sister's room. I was gonna open up her door and scream at her. But instead, I acted better. And so, I'm SO MAD. And I hope, that ever- if she ever makes a cake again, I'm gonna eat it all! I'm gonna eat it all, and she will suffer the consequences of eating my chocolate cake. And I'm pretty sure all of it was my sister. I'm not gonna blame it on my other family because they don't eat chocolate cake that much, but! I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat all of her stuff! As revenge... And this is a declaration of war! A declaration of war! You hear me? You hear me!? I'm so pissed. Sorry, I needed to vent. I needed to vent my anger because I'm still pissed about this chocolate cake because I only got ONE slice... Not even two, I would have been happy if I had two slices at least, but no, I HAD one slice and everything was gone! And these were tiny slices too! I'm so mad! I haven't confronted her yet, but I will. I will. But, I'm still pissed. But my mom, she laughed and she was like, "It's fine, we can make another cake even though I think that was the only cake mixture, uhh packet that I saw in the kitchen." But yeah, I hope I get to eat the cake again, but this time for myself!

Anyways. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

>>20162127
I've seen this pic a dozen times and I just noticed the shoe on the tail

>>20161988
He can’t sing all the time though. What else can he do? He can’t talk to his audience properly

>>20162017
Why do I think this is hot?
Am I turning into an aloucreep?

I can't believe Luxiem and Noctyx were from the same audition and they somehow managed to put all of the good ones in the first wave

I want to blow up inside of Elira when I feel like it

>>20162188
Don't touch grass. Touch sand.

kek

IT'S POMU!!!!

>>20161827
i think sonny and alban need to open up more. i'm certain if sonny expresses himself more he will start inclining.
>uki
he's terrible in collabs and doesn't offer much to the convo from much what ive seen

>Pomu
NOPE, SHE CAN STAY ON PRISON

looks like a SBAHJ character

>>20161872

>>20161961
Asking her out and holding hands on our 3rd date then slowly becoming more intimate until I ask her to move in with me and then after a year or two I ask her parents for permission then propose to her.
Millie is the maid of honour and she uses the reception as an opportunity to seduce me while I'm having second thoughts and Enna catches us mid-orgasm.
We then have a threesome.

I can't believe the police finally managed to arrest pomu!

>>20162017

>>20162097
Cause fuck you bish.

why does pomu soun like selen? what the fuuuuuck

REIMUUU TE AMOOOO

>>20161401
Just liberally hide posts that ever so slightly bother you. You won't miss out much.

>>20162097
>Elira can sing; hardly does karaoke
>Enna can sing; hardly does karaoke
>Reimu can sing; hardly does karaoke
>Pomu can barely, just barely, sing; can't stop doing karaokes

Yeah I'm mad.

>>20162088
Nah, Luca knows what he's doing and he's doing it well

>>20162241
The anon who got kidnapped by Pomu was saved!

>>20162199
He needs to collab with JP and get an audience he can communicate with.

Casting judgment 2 weeks past debut is retarded. Sonny's already gotten a lot less awkward and quiet in solo streams. It took some of their senpai a month or more to find their footing.

you know, at this point I will accept Selemu. I'll take anything I can get

>>20162244
Kek.

>>20162279
>Elira barely does karaoke
False.

>>20162279
Elira does at least 1 karaoke per month, and Pomu does one like every 2-3 months except for 2 guerilla karaokes she's done so far.

>>20161587
Happens in guys briefs and boxers too, just sweat alone is enough to eventually wear them out and theyre fucking expensive

>>20162291
But he’s still in EN...
JP collabs would be nice though. I want to see him collab with other musically inclined livers like Ryushen and Genzuki

>>20161754
Fungus would have been great in Luxiem. I shudder to think about if Ike or Luca were stuck trying to fill air with Sonny and Uki though.

>>20162318
People expect way more though

>>20162279
Pumu is pretty good at sining compared to Rosemi and Nina

>>20162199
have one every week on the same day
People love routine without even knowing
having something to expect ahead

Prisoner 2434 your time is up and your parole's begin. You know what that means.

REIMU AND VOX LOVE EACH OTHER

Femanons, say something nasty.
Do it. Give me it. Say something vile. We're anon here, let me hear something filthy about you.
Don't hold back.
You'll love the thrill of saying something degenerate here while anon, don't knock it till you've tried it.
My lust is in overdrive today.

Bye Pomu!

>>20162279
>Reimu
she does them pretty often for her membership.

Pomu...

>>20161280
Fanelira, Aloucreeps, Jillquen & weirdly knowledgeable Rosebuds are the pillars holding this community aloft.

>>20162343
Well its that or he needs to learn English fast.

>>20162215
Fulgur is 10/10, Alban is not my style but he's pretty great too, Sonny has a lot of potential once he stops only moaning and starts talking a bit. Uki and Yugo are lost causes.

>>20162370
Please don't turn this into another period thread

>>20162346
When she sings stuff that acutally fits her she's mogging literally everyone in nijien. Like for example that theme song from MGS Peace Walker she was singing during her last karaoke.

>>20161587
probably a good idea to throw out clothes with holes in them and maybe start investing in more durable products

>>20162346
>compared to the girls that don't sing
anon...

>>20162098
Honestly doesn't seem that bad considering how much other retro games have inflated in price.
If NijiEN accepted physical gifts, I'd just send her my own complete copy.

>>20162364
Yes, it means I'm free.

Selen only cares about shipping when it's with Pomu

>>20162370
here's something nasty for you

>>20162370
>inb4 period posting
Aloupeeps just because you get off to that shit doesn't mean we want to hear it.

>>20162215
Thats why they are on the first wave
somehow Fulgur didn't impress them enough for Luxiem or staff was super keen on having him as Vox counterpart/rival

>>20161060
The female viewers only show up for a very specific timeslot and there's nothing you can do to change that. Even if Vox was streaming right now he'd get only 4-5k compared to his usual 8-12k when streaming during CN friendly times.

The boys just need to accept that white women do not watch vtubers and they need to adjust their stream times for evenings or early mornings where the Asian market is able to watch.

>>20162410
>implying that was shipping

Selen doesn't quite have it yet anyway, but I am happy she is trying something different

>>20162392
I was just about to write one story up but I guess I won't. Just for you. Sorry, Aloucreep

>>20162295
yeah, I thought Shu was no good at first, but I feel I was proven wrong

>elira doesn't wear glasses irl
DYRBI

>fake glasses
Dropped

OH NO NO NO NO OCEAN LAW BROS NOT LIKE THIS

>Dragoon?
>DRAGOOOOOOOOON

>>20162390
Fulgar is trying so hard to filter people but its so obvious he is the most talented of the gen. I believe he can carry Uki in their collab this week too.

ELIRA'S GLASSES ARE FAKE IT'S ALL A LIE WHAT EVEN IS REAL

HOLY BASED

>>20162440
elira is also not fat and not black. dyrbi

>>20162156
Im sure he knows more english than thai at least