/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It feels good to be back. Thank you pomu. Thank you pomudachis. And that's it for my parole.

This thread isn't social media, get a fucking grip.

>>33344785
>used to hang out in irc with some /b/tards that i played wc3 and tf2 with
>one guy was a fat virgin proto-pomudachi in his late 20's when most of us were 18-20 year olds.
>he spent a lot of time on TOR and would blog about the stuff he found...nobody really cared when he talked about cp because it was the 00's and being edgy online was cool.
>he started bragging about how he found a guide on fucking irl lolis in thailand in the darkweb and started openly planning his vacation and talking about places he wanted to visit.
>we just thought it was funny he was so emotionally invested in doing this and posting jokes about how he'd get v&'d.
>a few months later he finally went to thailand and started posting in irc about meeting a young 13 y/o girl and taking her on "dates" and how he was gonna marry her and bring her back home after convincing his parents he "rescued" her.
>a few days after that he just disappeared completely
>later one person found a link to a news article of a guy with the same first name getting arrested trying to board a plane out of thailand with a girl.
it was pretty funny desu

>>32488072
Pomu the type of girl that would happily be your wingwoman in helping you lure unsuspecting girls to your sex dungeon.

>>30531717
Pomu wouldn't let some bratty kid get between her and a good fap, be like Pomu.

>>30223902
New life goal: become staff at an anime con and then push to have NijiEN invited so I can molest Rosemi in the staff room. I'll get arrested and blacklisted from the con but it'll be worth it if I can lick her sparkly toes.

>>28518214
>Why the fuck are we giving their fags free exposure after they treated our girls like lepers for a year?
Cuz we want Luxiem to fail so management pays attention to the girls. Or at the very least make Holofags suffer just as much as we are and crash the English vtubing scene with no survivors. Pay attention anon.