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>> No.44594315
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I submit to sandworm anarchy!

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in the name of crabitalism, i proclaim is the thread

>> No.44594319

I guess use this one because it was made in the five seconds between when I checked the catalog and posted mine.

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At any rate, sharks.

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>>44594319
I usually fill out the captcha and check the catalog in another tab before I make a thread, but five seconds is still a really small window.

>> No.44594360
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>Stuck in traffic, full blown gridlock
>Hellhound won't leave you alone

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>>44594360
hellhounds are dorks!

>> No.44594386

>>44594168
>Nigger fruit
Kiki is fired

>> No.44594391

>>44594372
Which makes them cute

>> No.44594443

>portals open
>rifts have appeared all over the world, seemingly an error.
>one appeared right outside, so naturally you go through it.
>in the middle of the wilderness, see a town on the horizon so you decide to go to it-
>suddenly an extremely powerful monster teleports in front of you, she has her own orchestrated intro music so she must be very powerful.
>and then a second monster teleports in front of you.
>but you're monogamous, and they both know it.
>the two monsters stare at each other for a moment before getting into a fight.
>both of their boss themes are blaring and playing at the same time. rather annoying to listen to.
>the fight goes on for at least an hour, you're pretty sure they dropped using "peaceful" attacks 20 minutes ago since the environment is taking a lot more damage. they both must REALLY want you for themselves.
>they haven't done anything to each other either, they've failed to break each others shields thanks to all the dodging.
>you need to find a way to diffuse the fight before one of them gets hurt...
>and as if responding to your very thought, someone else steps through the portal. your neighbor who acts exactly like you!

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>>44594391
NO, hellhoounds ar FEARSOME and DANGEROUS predators and STRONG warriors!

>> No.44594459

>>44594360
>Hellhound Trucker harassing anon in his hatchback by pressing her hams against the glass and flashing anon
>Finally traffic begins moving and you think you have lost her when you get home you see her parking across the street

>> No.44594481
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Sleeping beauty

>> No.44594501

>>44594481
>sleep mouse in your house
>steal her cheese
thanks for the gouda, nerd!

>> No.44594542
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I want to put an orange on Deonora's head.

>> No.44594546

>>44594443
>Going through portal without checking anything
What the fuck anon, are you insane? I have a list security protocols that I will apply in this case, you don't have that?

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>>44594542
dragons are dumb

>> No.44594558

>>44594448
AND dorks

>> No.44594575
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>>44594448
...and dorks!

>> No.44594579

>>44594448
>Eat raging mushrooms
>Nigger hound is now well behave and a dork

>> No.44594597
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>>44594501
Meanie!

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>>44594597
What a shame, I stole her cheese while she slept and ate it with crackers
She had alot of brie, sharp cheddar, and goat cheese, need alot of crackers for that

>> No.44594641

>>44594622
Where is the Saint nectaire, the Bleu d'Auvergne, the Parmigianino, the gorgonzola or the Cantal? This mouse must hide the good cheese from us, vrother

>> No.44594655

>>44594546
literal fucking hell is better than this shithole of a planet.
so yes, i AM walking through that portal without a second thought.

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>>44594641
>where is the cheese?!
>ZZZ...
>tch...she is too tough for us...
Wish she would reveal the mozzarella, gouda, and pepperjack!

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>>44594622
EVIL!!!

>> No.44594700

>>44594641
>>44594678
Stop making up cheese names

>> No.44594725

>>44594655
You're wrong, at least put an apple on a stick and check if she doesn't rot, use a cameraand

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>>44594700
cheese names are real, gorgonzola, ricotta, Parmigiano-Reggiano....

>> No.44594735

>>44594700
Hello American boy

>> No.44594746

>>44594735
64 slices of American cheese...

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>>44594684
evil? no
I do need alot of crackers for her cheese!

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Weird, my neighbor seems to be out of sugar every day and asks to borrow some from me, what could she possibly need so much sugar for?

>> No.44594839

>>44594817
Moonshine

>> No.44594848

>>44594817
Is that a "spot 5 differences" type of image or is only her glasses different?

>> No.44594852

>>44594817
clearly for nefarious purposes, she snorts sugar everyday

>> No.44594887

>>44594817
Clearly she has a supply of potassium nitrate and is using it to make rocket fuel.

>> No.44594903

>>44594309
Sabbath loli monsters and or any magical Lolibaba monster, but they make the same in-game sounds and noises of the Abyss Mages from Genshin Impact

>> No.44594952

>>44594839
>anon expected the usual lewd doujin shenanigans with milfy neighbor
>turns out she's really just boozin' for the local ghetto hellhounds who cannot get fucked up on regular alcohol
>as anon can attest after breaking into the secret cellar, that moonshine is really fucking mean
>few hours later, anon wakes up getting PLAPed in her apartment

>> No.44594993

>>44594848
It's the "nicest fox you've ever met" and "twisted fucking psycho femdom vixen" situation. Better think fast to figure out which is which.

>> No.44595016

>>44594848
One of them is from the good dimension and one of them is from the evil dimension.

>> No.44595055

>>44594952
Her? Anon is a girl?

>> No.44595092

>>44594579
Ok so you've had your one round on top and now the mushrooms are wearing off and she's got a predatory glint in her eye that somehow gets through the flames
What now big man
You know as well as I do that any semblance of "tameness" is only a temporary state

>> No.44595095

If I visit the fox village in Japan, will I get a permanent marker for Zipangu foxes?

>> No.44595103

>>44595055
her as in vulpine boozer's, obviously

>> No.44595113

>>44595092
Wrong, check raging mushrooms profile, the change is permanent, she gets a masochist side. Also, I have the project to create quick injector with concentrated raging mushrooms, chem mask for inhaling it or even a cybernetics pump with week with of raging mushrooms

>> No.44595126

>>44595095
No because they are actually all westaboos and they crave the murrican burg

>> No.44595137

>>44595113
With a week worth of*

>> No.44595154 [DELETED] 

>>44595113
>chem mask for inhaling it
No one cared who anon was until he put on the mask

>> No.44595160

>>44595154
Unironically this, I will live my Bane/urgot fantasy if portal opens and no one will stop me

>> No.44595161

>>44595113
>chem mask for inhaling it
No wan cared who anon was until he put on the mask

>> No.44595171

>>44595160
>>44595161

>> No.44595176

>>44595113
>it actually is
what the fuck
what is this deus ex machina bs

>> No.44595339

>>44595176
It's the reason why I don't cry about femdom. I just need to get it as soon as possible and start a business around it

>> No.44595350

Don't they basically only work if you want them to work though? Like if a hellhound wants to be a dom, then shrooms won't stop her. Isn't sincere wishes basically the foundation of why the shrooms aren't NTR bait?

>> No.44595367

The real question is how to put raging mushroom in a syringe? Or even how to convert raging mushrooms into a injectable extract. The only guy who can help me is my old tranny roommate or one of you

>> No.44595387

>>44595350
Monsters are not primarily "dom" or "sub". They want beloved hubby's dick first and foremost. The application method is barely relevant.
Hellwan quirk is not about her always being on top, it's just that she will never fully submit to anyone. Interpret that as you want, but she'll absolutely allow you to put her in a mating press if that gets her your dick.

>> No.44595391

>>44595350
Shrooms only work on one of your fated target. It doesn't work on random mamonos. In the hellhound example, it will narrow down your fated to a sub inclined hellhound and make her extremely weak against you and only you

>> No.44595404

>>44595350
>Like if a hellhound wants to be a dom, then shrooms won't stop her
It's the other way around, it depends on what (You) want. MGE is a wish-fulfillment tool first and foremost, wannabe dom anon becoming an unwilling carpet muncher for a femdom hellwan would go against this.

>> No.44595465

If Order-fags and Humanity Fuck Yeah fags want to really repel monstergirls away from their lands. Just use and utilize Leftist-Socialist politics, policies and Leftist Political People. And special case for Zipangu: send plenty of black/African Men; especially someone like Johnny Somali to Zipangu to harass and threaten the women.

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>>44595465
>monstergirl written without a space in between
>low quality mostly off-topic shitpost
Name a more iconic duo

>> No.44595486

>>44595480
>Name a more iconic duo
Chesh and Bogie

>> No.44595510
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How to react to unidentified flying kitsune?

>> No.44595519
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>Come to plunder my hoard, have you?

>> No.44595530

>>44595404
if you can just pick up and eat some mushroom that grows anywhere and overwrite her personality i don't see why you should be exempt from being, ahem, "persuaded"
if they must exist i prefer it being a both parties consensual type of affair

>> No.44595547

>>44595519
Uh, yeah, can you move to the side a little bit?

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>>44594309
Imagine those ripe familiars from the hag Sabbath

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>>44595480
>>44595486
Chesh and MANTICORE.

>> No.44595780

>>44595519
>Yarrr, your booty is now mine!
Then just grab her and carry her off, ignoring the gold. That oughta make her feel special.

>> No.44595828

>>44595530
MGE is already femdom by default, fuck off

>> No.44595866

>>44595530
>The only way to not get rape is raging mushrooms
>Let's just make overpowered mamonos if even more overpowered if they eat the same thing
>Destroy the whole point of raging mushrooms
Are you retarded?

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>>44595866
>The only way to not get rape is raging mushrooms
Oh do I have a treat for you... Have you heard about consensual sex?

>> No.44595901

>>44595880
Not really a thing in MGE.

>> No.44595907

>>44595638
Queens of the dairy industry, just below the zombie dominance

>> No.44595924

>>44595901
Why not? Just go up to a girl and tell her she's cute. You will hit it off and take it on from there.

>> No.44595942

>>44595866
monsters already can eat them for a boost

>> No.44595945

>>44595866
>The only way to not get raped is raging mushrooms
I think you are the one who is retarded

>> No.44595946

>>44595924
Find me at least 10 profiles who don't mention rape or forceful sex. You can't, your scenario is impossible, it's them or me and I already made my choice

>> No.44595949

>>44595828
Sometimes you wouldn't know it to look at these threads

>> No.44595963

>>44595880
I'm afraid I'm not up to date with the latest forms of degeneracy.

>> No.44596006

>>44595949
Wut?

>> No.44596036

People here have spent so much time arguing with a tard schizo that they have forgotten that the MGE is all about rape and femdom. Don't like it? Cry more. We like rape here.

>> No.44596109

>>44596036
Theres also the age old thing of
"its not that I can have my fantasy, I dont want you to have yours"
KC pretty much shrugs and in some rare cases invests in maledom, but here any-dom is retard stew

>> No.44596117

>>44596006
Some threads it really seems like half the posts are just variations on "how i would totally le dominate and win against something twice my size that wants to fold me in half and rape me"
Don't even get me started on the whole taming hellhounds thing
Feels like a bunch of comparatively normal guys who like maledom have all just jumped into a femdom setting and started saying they would do this that and the other because the creator mentions that relationships end in unconditional happiness
tldr bratty anons... seduce a monster... super bravado bluffing..., rape correction needed

>> No.44596129

>>44596036
Sounds like said tard schizo is (You), everyone gets their fantasy realized in MGE
except cucks, kek[/spoiler[

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>>44595963
You know what I did with my wife? I had a wedding with her. And she wore a white dress. And we only had sex after the reception.
And we went on cute dates before. In fact we still do.

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>>44596006
if mge is so femdom explain why so many mge stories and greentexts posted in this thread have maledom or equal partners
>>44596036
MGE is wish fulfilment fantasy. for most overworked japanese salarymen, being forcefully ripped out of the cycle of wageslaving is a blessing and a fetish. for other people, you can have a comfy life with your monster wife, no worries, even an Ushi-Oni can learn to be civil and cook a fish properly, who's to say they also can't learn to be less aggressive in bed either?
checkmate atheists

Now for a brighter note: would you help an extinct-in-the-wild species of beastgirl repopulate her species? What if she asked you with a very very big "please"? Them sabertooth tigers aren't gonna just pop out of nowhere, you know.

>> No.44596160

I get femdom is the bigger point of the setting but I would like to see anons take adavntage of a monstergirls weakness and sexualy dominate them

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>>44596150

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>>44596150
Don't argue with him, he's trying to cause a storm here.
Monsters canonically don't give a damn how the dick is delivered. Only that they get it from their husband.

>> No.44596198

>>44596117
Raging mushrooms are canon, fuck off.

>> No.44596214

>>44596150
>if mge is so femdom explain why so many mge stories and greentexts posted in this thread have maledom or equal partners
Show them to me if you can because I haven't seen anything like that in months

>> No.44596218

>>44596160
I mean, you could
>molesnting weak vampires in the sunlight
>tying up an umiosho and placing her on her back
>beasting a salamander/lizardman/orc in a fight
and more
remember, its YOUR fantasy, just dont be stupid about how anon dominaties his girl and everything should be peachy with in the rules of the setting and the tools KC himself has given people

>> No.44596259

>>44596198
making my own mge with blackjack and hookers and no mushrooms

>> No.44596272

It was Mick and I fell for it. Shame on me

>> No.44596291

>>44595946
Nta, but
>cyclops
>demon (you literally sign a consent form)
>gnome
>greenworm
>houri
>leanan sidhe
>papillon
>pyrow (unless magical seduction counts)
>sea bishop (unless it's to save your life)
>sylph
>undine
>unicorn

>> No.44596297
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>retarded mge posting
post interesting settings to get them to fuck off

>> No.44596320

>>44596272
Protip: retarded opinions and "mge" in lowercase usually mean it's him

>> No.44596326

>>44596320
The schizos are out in full force today. Haven't you got an internet to police?

>> No.44596329
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Does your wife have scales or fur? Does it make it better or worse for her to be out on a beach?

>> No.44596334

>>44596168
Monsters trying to correct their flaws can be depressingly cute.

>> No.44596356
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>>44596329
She's beach ready

>> No.44596379

>>44596291
Greenworms: rape cocoon
But you're right, still none of them interest me (on the design side)

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Hebi-chan will stalk you even in games.

>> No.44596400

and the mick reveals himself

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>>44596390
She's not gonna stay so smug once I kiss her on the lips.

>> No.44596421

>44596297
You have 72 hours to leave.

>> No.44596427

>>44596421
Fuck off.

>> No.44596446

i think mge should be maledom by default
monsters should be submissive

>> No.44596453

>>44596427
Tick tock, you're going straight to the garbage bin where you belong

>> No.44596467
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I think (You) should stay home and slober at each other with Hebi.
I am not a Hebi myself, I am just a smart and cultured gentleman who you should be taking example of.

>> No.44596492

>>44596453
You're too much of an outsider to know what a janny does.

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Enough engaging with schizos post monster girls.

>> No.44596543

>>44596492
Yeah, defend the honor of vtubers.

>> No.44596556

>>44596518
You dont understand anon, i need to pointlessly argue with strangers over the internet.

>> No.44596567

>>44596467
Show your hebi with a timestamp.

>> No.44596575

>>44596329
Fur, perfect for bunyip but if I get Kot it will be difficult to swim with her.

>> No.44596710

>>44596575
Some wild kitties like swimming, you just have to get one.

>> No.44596734

the sea is too big for monsters to know where i am at any given time.
Damit, that sunken pirate's treasure hoard WILL be mine! And no sea monster is going to stop me!

>> No.44596757

>>44596734
Yeah, you can totally make it! I believe in you!
Just gotta get through that patch of kelp first! No sweat!

>> No.44596771

>>44596567
Uhhh I am currently at the gym and can't take the photos. Being married to a Hebi is great for gains. I used to be a scrawny beansprout, now I'm a manly hunk and all men look at me with envy.
I workout at the gym and build more muscle easily and men envy me, but mostly because I'm married to a hebi and that's a status symbol that elevates you to an alpha male.
>>44596734
What if some sahuagin decided to make the treasure chest her napping spot?

>> No.44596784

>>44596467
I do not have a hebi of which to slober. I would like one. Although I'd take like 80% of monsters offered, and could be convinced to take the other 20% if it's them or nothing.

>> No.44596799

>>44596771
>Slowly bring treasure up to surface with your winch
>AT LEAST 3 monster girls sitting on the chest in provocative poses
>plus a sahuagin who is genuinely asleep
>You sigh, and drop the chest back into the ocean
>You'll try again tomorrow

>> No.44596802

>live in the middle of basically nowhere
>not close to cities
>not close to the sea
>not close to forests
>not close to mountains
>just a bunch of farmland
It feels good being safe from scary monsters

>> No.44596841

>>44596734
Anon, I would HIGHLY advise against plundering sunken treasure. For one, it is a valuable habitat for sleepy sea monsters and also aquatic creeping coins
Second, what if the treasure belongs to one of the infamous pirate lords? You REALLY dont want to fuck with that.

>> No.44596879

>>44596802
Great plains are prime Hoss habitat.
>>44596799
>go back to the ship
>Sahuagin is now napping on your bed.
>>44596784
Consider giving hebi a priority, don't look around for some bad girl who'll hurt you. Entrust your heart to someone who will cherish it forever.

>> No.44596896

>>44596802
Meanwhile in the monster extremist research facility, Druella has just launched a new experimental dark matter weapon. It's just a test though, so they chose some secluded place with no humans or monsters. The dark matter's targeting must be off it's veering to the left. "Oh shit, is that a house?"

>> No.44596943

>>44596734
You best start believing in ghost pirates anon
You'll soon be in one

>> No.44596972

>>44596799
>>44596879
Narcoleptic monsters are cute.

>> No.44596997

>>44596943
...ghost pirate lechonk?
post pirate monsters

>> No.44597043

>>44596879
>Consider giving hebi a priority
I have a weakness for the white hair girls, so hebi is high on the priority list. If I end up portaled into Zipangu, I'll knoe it's fate.

>> No.44597050

>>44596997
>>44596710
Water kot need law correction
https://files.catbox.moe/ewu3va.jpg

>> No.44597116

>>44597050
I'd plunder her booty

>> No.44597135

>>44596879
Good thing isnt not plains then
Just fields of grass surrounded by water

>> No.44597183

>>44596734
>Emergency. Nearby apex leviathan is showing extreme sexual aggression.

>> No.44597211

>>44596734
No anon, dont do it!
It's a sea bishop honey pot!

>> No.44597216

>>44596168
Now post the "happy anniversary" edit

>> No.44597258

Love big girls
Love big muscles
Love even bigger boobs
Simple as

>> No.44597262

>>44596334
She hasn't any flaws to correct
>>44596168
I would take her home without hesitation

>> No.44597276
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I have information that the headmistress of the mage academy is actually a monster. I will report it to the inqui-

>> No.44597281

I just imagined a batcat with batman costume fighting Bane anon

>> No.44597288

>>44597276
I have a headcanon that ordinary human women that fuck around too much with mana/essence become the female version of incubi. That is, no outward change to appearance, but a fundamental alteration of their very being.

>> No.44597303
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>>44596168
>>44597216
>>44597262

>> No.44597311

>>44597303
Mechanicus?

>> No.44597336

>>44596168
>>44597303
I feel like something is missing. Was there a before pic to the first?

>> No.44597345

I imagine that automatons begin life after waking up as complete morons, but have an unparalleled capacity to learn and develop.

>> No.44597447
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>>44597258
There's so much to love about them.

>> No.44597470

>>44597447
Thats some good beef

>> No.44597488

>>44597345
Its one of the main draws of automatons and other robot girls. They lack an understanding of what it means to be alive and you are there to teach them.

>> No.44597611
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>> No.44597616 [DELETED] 

Doll werecat for maximum hug overload

>> No.44597639

Ragdoll werecat for maximum hug overload

>> No.44597670

>>44597447
>Each dumbbell weighs 100lbs

>> No.44597680

>>44597258
I prefer milfs more
No dragons,vampires or lilimd

>> No.44597681

>>44597488
What does it mean to be alive, anon?

>> No.44597703

>>44597262
sure she does, everyone has at least one (of varying degrees). You just accept them, and honestly, that's fine.

However if she wants to correct any of them, then sometimes helping her is better than just the usual "you're fine the way you are" line

>> No.44597716
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>>44597680
>no vampires
Are you some kind of dork

>> No.44597718
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44597718

Keep plastic out of the oceans! You don't want to rid the world of fine pieces of ass like this, do you?

>> No.44597726

>>44597718
You shouldn't pollute the oceans, but this is a freshwater monster.

>> No.44597740

>Alice is referred to as a mutation
So does this mean that you can have Alices of other mamono species, or just succubi?

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>>44594309

>> No.44597755

>>44597740
I'm fairly certain it's just Succubi

>> No.44597795

>>44597135
>not plains
>field of grass
it is plains, anon

>> No.44597825

>>44597747
What will this madlad uncreatively make in koikatsu next?

>> No.44597863

>>44597755
>tfw no Alice Manticore

>> No.44597875
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I know not where I am, I know not what thread this is, I know not the time.
But I must ALICE

>> No.44597921
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>> No.44597927

Mamono sure do love wearing nun outfits, but somehow the only bible verse they seem to know is
>be fruitful and multiply

>> No.44597941

>>44597927
They also seem to know the ones about marriage, oddly enough

>> No.44597956
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>> No.44597991
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44597991

Help me complete this thought:
Lilims are ______.

>> No.44597999
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>>44597927
there's also a line or two about handling snakes
in fact, it's probably the crux of the whole book and integral to divinity

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>> No.44598045

>>44597927
I've heard a few quote Song of Solomon

>> No.44598062

>>44597991
overrated

>> No.44598078
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44598078

>>44598062
Delet ur life

>> No.44598092

Want to join the snake cult?

>> No.44598100

>>44597703
Not wrong anon, I didn't saw this face of the puzzle. I feel dumb now

>> No.44598101

>>44598092
ye

>> No.44598109

>>44598092
Do we summon fluffy noodles from the swamp?

>> No.44598112
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44598112

>>44598092
sorry guy, but i'm in the GOTECOLT

>> No.44598152

Joined a harpy sex cult, may have gotten more than I bargained for.

>> No.44598168

>>44597336
IIRC it was a species of cat that went extinct in the wild and then went extinct in captivity because the zoo had to be abandoned and the last few specimens starved to death.

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>>44597680
Vampires are prime milfs. If you're looking for a sugar mama, you'll probably go vampire.

>> No.44598206

>>44598168
Fugg D: I hate this story

>> No.44598214
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44598232

>>44598168
You were too late

>> No.44598245
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>>44598214
Why are owls the way they are?

>> No.44598308
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44598308

You can make fanart and stories of Malef Dragon and Dragonewt, or any other unreleased mamono. You just can't post the profile, as confirmed by KC.

>> No.44598315

>>44598308
lmao. Nobody heres talks to him.

>> No.44598355

>>44598308
It's probably the most retarded move ever. Anyone who wants to see those profiles can easily look up the "leaks", meanwhile everyone is anxious to write stories or make fan art

>> No.44598384

>>44598355
There was never any restriction on secondary creations of them. You just assumed you'd be striked down for making them.

>> No.44598401

>>44598355
>archive style filename
>acting like he talked to KC
anon, you're being graced by the ultrafaggots themselves.

>> No.44598414
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44598414

>>44598245
No one to make them curry, very sad

>> No.44598419

>>44597336
It's a thylacine girl from Kemono Friends
In KF extinct species lose the shine in their eye so if you see a beast girl with "dead inside" eyes you are legally required to cheer her up by giving her the D. and a litter of children.

>> No.44598421

>>44598308
Bizarre if true. Need a citation and even then I'm not expecting a wave of fan art now.

>> No.44598446

>>44598384
Still no fan art of her in the fan art gallery or the boorus. I don't care about the intentions, what I see in practice is that those monsters are in state of half-existence.
Like >>44598421 said, even if KC makes an official announcement about it, the damage is already done.

>> No.44598473

>>44597927
Don't forget "be kind to thne neighbor"
Actually, why don't you let your sweet Christian heckhound neighbor show you just how kind she can be?

>> No.44598486

>>44598446
How come we aren't all talking about the new baphomet?

>> No.44598505
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Dragons: Hate cars
>Foxes: Love cars
I think we all know which one is the better waifu

>> No.44598537

>>44598505
Yeah, you can ride dragons.

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>> No.44598743

>>44598666
Dragon pussy?

>> No.44598761
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44598761

cat pussy!

>> No.44598872
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>> No.44598910

>>44597921
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
now that's a SPICY batcat, hot damn

>> No.44598936

>>44598910
Greens are good for you.

>> No.44598977
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Lord I was born a lambing man
Trying to make a living and doing the best I can
When it's time to shear her I hope you'll understand
that I was born a lambing man

>> No.44599098
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Reminder that 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles are a VERY bad birthday present for beeg paw monsters - they can't hold the pieces properly. Feel for autism dogs because they would enjoy a good jigsaw.
Also bad to have around kots, because they WILL destroy your jigsaw half way through.
Not cheshire's though, they'll wait until you are almost done before destroying it.

>> No.44599119

>>44597991
Femcels

>> No.44599173

Dragon sex.

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>> No.44599199

>>44599098
Why did you post picture of the one kot polite enough not to ruin your jigsaw?

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>>44599199
She falls into the big beaned category, rather than the annoying kot category.
I agree though, Jinko is far more likely to accidentally ruin your jigsaw than on purpose
pic rel is the real jigsaw predator

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Elves are for ___.

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>>44599277
Chesh would absolutely hide the last jigsaw piece between her tits or somewhere even lewder just to spite anon with his almost completed puzzle.
Or just park her fat ass on the puzzle halfway through and ruin everything.

>> No.44599336

>>44599286
Love

>> No.44599341

>>44599098
What's the appropriate punishment for chesh?

>> No.44599371

>>44599341
anal annihilation

>> No.44599391

>>44599341
has to help me finish my jigsaw using a pair of beeg paw friendly tweezers

>> No.44599392

>>44599341
Deleting 10 of random images from her meme folder

>> No.44599416

>>44599173
Watch out, it's alduin the cock eater and she's going to make sure you are NOT the last dragonborn!

>> No.44599482

>>44599098
Just sit in her lap and let her use your hands with her hands like she's piloting you. It's a nice way to bond with any beeg girl with beeg paws or claws or whathaveyou, as she gets to have you in her lap and your head on her boobs AND you help her solve a puzzle her kind usually struggles with mechanically

What I'm saying is i need more art of average height guys sitting in a beeg girls lap, resting the head on her boobs like a pillow

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>>44599482
This is a cute idea.
You've got me wondering if hellhounds and other beastwoman are born with paws small enough to use human tools, but then lose that ability as they get bigger.
It'd also get the more hyperactive ones to sit still for a moment.
Either way, jigsaws sound like a cute bonding opportunity for both your wife and daughters.

>> No.44599690

>>44597681
Are you an automaton girl, anon?

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>> No.44599706

>>44598486
Not everybody is subscribed to the Patreon and in practice if you post about something that’s marked by KC as “Do not replicate on anonymous etc” it gets DMCA’d. As has happened in the past like when people posted Dragonnewt.

>> No.44599725

>>44599392
Too mean
>>44599391
>>44599371
Based and will be applied at the same time.

>> No.44599745

>tfw ywn be a living dolls ken to her barbie

>> No.44599765

>>44599706
Yeah, but apparently fanart of the profile is ok, weirdly enough. Just not the official thing

>> No.44599803

>>44599765
I’m going to hold off on final determination until we get some official statement from KC, preferably on his Patreon and official site. Wikifag passing it along secondhand is not enough for me to believe anything.

>> No.44599804

>>44599765
Just best to avoid that whole mess and claim it's not MGE if you go that route.

>> No.44599855

KC's newet emtries are starting to feel lazy and uninspired. Have we passed peak MGE days?

>> No.44599893

Isn't it strange how the mick constantly whines about getting DCMA'd, yet he seems to never seems to suffer any bans for these alledged repeated offenses. As usual, something about that schizo's story doesn't add up.

>> No.44599896

>>44599855
We have. Malef was called lazy at the time and dragonnewt is waaaay worse than that. Not everything can be good but when you draw one to two girls a year then it's kind of telling.

>> No.44599906

>>44599855
does seem that way

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>>44599893
Do you think she's pretty?

>> No.44599942

>>44599893
>constantly whines about getting DCMA'd
He whines about shit all the time, but to my knowledge he's not the one posting DMCA-worthy things. He does keep teasing that one model that he said is definitely gonna get KC-sempai to notice him, but he's too much of a pussy to ever commit to it.

>> No.44599947

>>44596802
>just a bunch of farmland
and its holsts for you

>> No.44599988
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44599988

SO WHERE WERE THE SPIDERS
WHILE THE FLY TRIED TO BREAK MY BALLS?

>> No.44599998

>>44599932
Why does it have a dong?

>> No.44600011

>>44598168
>>44598419
Humans really deserve the worst fate imaginable huh

>> No.44600026

>>44599998
Because he likes them, duh.

>> No.44600051

>>44599998
Because it's made by a psychotic gay furry that's spent the last 8 months of his life whining about how much he hates MGE

>> No.44600050

i see big meaty american hellhounds in future anon
I see them smothering you with ease

>> No.44600052

>>44599998
It doesn't but catbox is down and I'm lazy with scaling the censorship box.

>> No.44600075

>>44599988
A fly swatter should have been enough.
>>44600050
Can she take me to Alaska?

>> No.44600087

>>44598308
>You can post fan art and stories of her
>But you can't see the profile unless you pay money
>So you'll be either making the fan art blind or making it for people who doesn't know who the character is
I see.

>> No.44600102

>>44600075
y alaska? shog searching?

>> No.44600104

>>44599893
Not everybody who disagrees with KC being more trigger happy than a stereotypical spaghetti western is the Irishman but you do you, Anon.

>>44599855
They’re not bad it just feels like kind of like with Phoenix, the wait and anticipation for black dragon girls was kind of like Duke Nukem Forever being vaporware for the longest time. People’s expectations were just a bit too high especially because of the content drought we’d already gone through.

>> No.44600119

>>44600102
I would have picked something like Texas, but I prefer colder climate.

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>>44600051
Don't tell my monster girl waifu about the gay. She doesn't know.

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>> No.44600162

>>44599896
I have no interest in the JRPG (fuck posting monthly for an unfinished game anyway) and the girls he's released lately haven't been impressive.

I really don't see new exciting MGE content coming any time soon at this rate. Which I'm genuinely sad about.

>> No.44600165

>>44600104
That would explain Phoenix/Malef but dragonnewt just came and went and nobody even talks about them anymore. At least people still mention Malef.

>> No.44600174

>>44600165
People still talk about Malef because the power of mesugaki dragons is eternal.

>> No.44600177

>>44600143
I still think it's funny how that character/pic have just become a shorthand for shitposts now.

>> No.44600194

>>44600143
This loses all kick when you remember that KC/puuyo was enough of a pussy to DMCA the full picture here. Now it just seems sad.
>"Ok you can post the head to fuck with people. But NO MORE than that!"

>> No.44600200

>>44600162
>I really don't see new exciting MGE content coming any time soon at this rate.
A really think KC taking on a project that was waaay to ambitious was the first problem, the drama and everything that followed just seem to have taking thew wind out of his sail.
It's really sad, but as long as he focuses on it I double anything will change.

>> No.44600218

>>44600194
>Pic to make fun of a guy who got DMCA'd
>Can't even post the full thing without getting DMCA'd
It's honestly really funny.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Mick and the bahofags deserve one another, they are just as autistic.

>> No.44600219 [DELETED] 

>>44600194
>sucking up to the creator so much that they give your wife a cameo
||Yeah, I know some westerners do it too but that's not the point.||

>> No.44600240

>>44600200
I really only see one way out of it
>kick out the people feeding him wrongthink images and whatever other shit they tell him because clearly this is like 40% of what he does now
>actually communicate and say why the game is three years late and never got a single update
>stop paywalling things, the patreon is just another porn game scam at this point
>draw a new catgirl who rules the kingdom of cats

>> No.44600243

>>44600165
Dragonnewt was basically revealed in the malef profile. The only real new thing is we have a picture for her, and it's just a lesser malef.

>> No.44600278

>>44600119
anon, no matter what if you have a hellhound you are always will be in a sauna

>> No.44600291

>0 votes
>0 friends
>0 replies from KC
>72 hours

>> No.44600292

>>44600240
>Will never happen, he drank that kool-aid a long time ago
>He "tried" to do that, but honestly I just feel like he has nothing to report and it would be a bit to obvious if he tried
>Patreon money is just crack for online creators, will never happen
>Hi Mick

>> No.44600295

>>44600102
Wendigo searching more like it

>> No.44600305

>>44600291
huh?

>> No.44600331

>>44594443
Why are these powerful monsters fighting over a literal who? Why do they even know about him?

>> No.44600371

>>44600331
he has emcee-itis

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>went out for a bit
>when I come back there is a dragon and my house is on fire
>I stand there terrified
>Meanwhile Dragon-chan tries to maintain her cool after burning down Anon's house by sneezing too hard
>she is trying to decide what to do now but she doesn't want to tell Anon the truth because it is too embarrassing

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Maledom this, femdom that, I just want to hug a soft monstergirl.

>> No.44600420

>>44600371
>Self aware Anon tries to avoid the tropes at every turn
>His Sisyphean struggle goes down as man who refused to score

>> No.44600446

>>44600292
>I just feel like he has nothing to report and it would be a bit to obvious if he tried
After this long he does have something to report. He clearly has a major problem and won't admit it. If he had any progress, he would have it. But he doesn't even post game CGs or anything so I assume none are done.
>Patreon money is just crack for online creators,
Integrity?

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I think /mgt/ has a bit too much to think

>> No.44600495

>>44600305
My last bit of monster girl art got maybe six (you)s so some of that seems silly. The other thing is circlejerking about janny applications.

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>> No.44600565

>>44600406
I must not cuddle the fluff noodle

>> No.44600567

You just know when the portals open sphinx are going to be the smuggest of all monsters
Which other monsters have got gigantic statues dedicated to them?

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>>44600565
Right, because she's mine.

>> No.44600649

The real question is how is he not rangebanned yet?
Remember: he only picked up writing, art and modeling just to get back at us. He definitely wants to use them to make ntrshit with this. He also tried to promote that blacked cheshire pic and asked /ic/ how to dodge dmca. To to top it he tried to draw bapho possibly as a get back to puuyo, and If he had the skill he definitely would have done some nasty shit. You are dealing with an extremely ill faggot who uses cu sith to get you angry since ntrfags only operate on attention just like feminine men and women

>> No.44600654
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Van de graaff generator dildo

>> No.44600660
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I want to pamper a kejourou and be pampered by one in turn

>> No.44600675

>>44600446
>Integrity?
Creators who don't paywall everything make very little money, if any. There's a few monster girl creators who have few if any paid subs, despite giving chunks away for free. Generosity is not rewarded on Patreon.

The only reason no one gripes about MGERPG and makes a fuss publicly is because they know they'll immediately get dogpiled by KC dick riders.

People are stupid and stingy. This is nothing new.

>> No.44600695

>>44600649
For the love of christ Anon take your meds.

>> No.44600702

>>44600660
I want to kiss a Kejourou in her forbidden zone and unlock her pent up lust, her neck’s nape!

>> No.44600731

>>44600675
But MGE is just a hobby and doesn't pay the bills? lol. he's fast enough with the dmcas too

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Why are angels like this?

>> No.44600747

>>44596297
I’d rather not get vored today, maybe later though.

>> No.44600765

>>44599855
Honestly, I don't care too much about 20's MGE . I just enjoy things KC created before. The same situation with his game. If it comes out - good, if not - i don't lose anything.

>> No.44600768

>>44600654
What's that van de whatever that lets geckos walk on walls?

>> No.44600782

>>44600731
>But MGE is just a hobby and doesn't pay the bills?
If MGE isn't generating a lot of profit or able to have much of KC's attention then the slow drip MGERPG is even stupider of an idea.

>> No.44600784

>>44600768
van de waals?

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>> No.44600797

>>44600784
Haha, on de walls yes

>> No.44600810

>>44600765
This type of passive acceptance is why hentai game scams will never stop or slow down.

What is the point of finishing anything if this is good enough? Not mad, just curious.

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>>44600797
Made me laugh anon, ty
Have a smart cow

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stop talking about bullshit and post something lewd instead

>> No.44600842

>>44600829
I did but got no (you)s so eh.

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>>44600829

>> No.44600886

>>44600810
I mean, in this case you have the regular group of people who buy into the scam but there are also people who go around making sure nothing leaks. I don't know what level you have to be at to stop one of the oldest mge thread seeing mge content because they didn't pay for it. Do you think they have secret discords where you have to verify you paid to join so they can post the profiles?

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DEATH BY SNU SNU
DEATH BY SNU SNU

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>>44600829
I want to be in the coat.

>> No.44600918

>>44600890
Missionary working hard to bring faith to the kot that needs it.

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>>44600829
Have a classic.

>> No.44600947

>>44600899
Think her crotch fluff is downy soft?

>> No.44600960

>>44600886
>Do you think they have secret discords where you have to verify you paid to join so they can post the profiles?
>I know several do and they each neurotically browse these threads

>>44600675
Sad and true.

>> No.44600972

>>44600829
Anon I don't think that specific slime is safe

>> No.44600973

>>44600918
These primitive kots will learn to accept our lord and savior. Now excuse me, apparantly I am some sort of honored guest that has to go lie down on this stone altar.

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>> No.44600988

>>44600810
You misunderstand me. I don't support the current KC behavior, never even donated to him (only bought two volumes of Encyclopedia in 2019). But that shouldn't stop me from enjoying his previous works. If Kenkou completely screws up, I'll just forget about him and build my own MGE headcanon. And as one anon has rightly pointed out: we don't worship KC, but we do love the setting he designed.

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>>44600972
Nonsense.

>> No.44600999
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>>44600936
This man sure did draw a lot of senko.

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>>44600702
That's basically her "reverse scale". She's usually able to guard it quite well everything considered. You seal your fate by kissing it.

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>>44600567
Asia is full of dragon statues and the entire country of China is represented as a dragon in most media.

>> No.44601042

>>44600988
There is a significant group doing exactly that.

>> No.44601049

>>44601023
imagine the effect on their egos when they find that out...

>> No.44601063

>>44600947
Yes.

>> No.44601072

At this point just stop making threads, this shithole is just a bootleg /b/ at this point and the board would be better off without spamming threads just to get into internet slapfights.

>> No.44601083

>>44601023
>Sphinxes and dragons come through the portal and surprised (only inwardly of course) to already be revered.
>Demon-types are sad because the new world is already terrified of them
Just doesn't seem fair

>> No.44601091

>>44601063
I would drive my fluffy soft monsterwife insane, I'd constantly be petting and playing with her soft crotch fluff without even thinking about it and inadvertently edging her.

>> No.44601129

>>44601072
Naw if it was truly /b/ then there would be alot more off-topic posting not just from you know who.

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>> No.44601153

>>44600649
>The real question is how is he not rangebanned yet?
He barely ever even gets normally banned despite the never-ending shitposting for almost a year now.

The only explanation for this level of negligence is that there's a similar situlation as the /a/ threads had back then, some compromised janny is keeping him as his pet weaponized retard, binning all reports made about him and letting him attack us on purpose.

>> No.44601173

>>44601153
But why sounds like some demonic behavior.

>> No.44601187

>cute hellhound model posted
>ignored in favor of talking about the thread celeb
why?

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44601195

Hey. The neighborhood watch is watching you.

>> No.44601207

>>44601173
You could ask the /a/ janny from all those years back the same thing, he let the shitposters run completely free on purpose and then justified kicking the threads off /a/ by saying there's too much shitposting.

>> No.44601213

>>44601187
Kill yourself Mick.

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>cute boat

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>>44601235
Cute boat?

>> No.44601290

>>44601072
People were calling for these threads to be ended for less.
>>44601153
Like I said last time, you're giving the jannies too much credit. They just ignore most of the board exists until you post porn, spam at least 30 posts, or make shitposts but only those that even somebody who's never been on the board can recognize as shitposting like "made for BBC" or soijaks.

>> No.44601334

>>44601195
>Anubis joins the HOA board

>> No.44601336

>>44601072
Ah yes let’s stop making threads and move over to some other shit hole administrated by ultrafaggots. Or you know, let’s not and just ignore the attention whore?

>> No.44601355

>>44601195
Can't a man enjoy his pool in peace before summer ends?

>> No.44601369

>>44601235
>ironically likes to assemble small ships in a bottle as a hobby
>Will come up and critique the craftsmanship of the boat she's about to wreck.

>> No.44601380

>>44601355
I wouldn't count on activities that require you to wear no more than swimming briefs.

>> No.44601390

>>44601336
Believing all the malice is coming from one unpleasant individual is unironic schizoposting.

>> No.44601392

>>44601355
No says the Goobis next door, his loins belong to the Dynasty.

>> No.44601398

>>44601336
>Monster Girl Thread
>gacha spam
>gacha spam
>screeching about some artist
>furshit
>furshit
>furshit
>furshit
>arguing about furshit
>falseflagging about furshit
>arguing
>arguing
>arguing
>screeching about artist
>gacha spam
>gacha spam
>archive
>repeat
Yeah I really want these threads to keep getting made, anon. That's such a good idea.

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>>44601091
>whenever you're laying or sitting together your hand always eventually gravitates towards her extremely soft pubic hair
>hfw has a hand down her skirt all the time but never gets off

>> No.44601407

>>44601083
>portal opening day, MGE side.
>group of high ranking mamano go through for a week to make sure humanity is ready
>they come back through
>the dragon, 9 tail kitsune, and sphinx are all in high spirits, talking about how great earth people are and how they were treated kindly...
>and then there is ms. lim, who has the biggest frown you've ever seen.
>"hey ms. lim how did it-"
>"y-yeah... you can invade. just leave me alone."
>she sulks to her room and slams the door
>month later
>*knock knock*
>"ms lim..."
>"LEAVE ME ALONE! humans dont love me"
>"but you've been in there for a month. you havent even come out to eat"
>"im fine"
>"you're not fine."
>"i was scolded, insulted, and called the 'incarnation of evil' non-stop while the others were praised and damn near worshipped. id rather die in here than go back over there"
>"you know the demon lord wont let you do that, but whatever. we got you a gift, i'll slide it under your door."
>whoever was outside walks away
>it takes her a minute but ms. lim finally moves for the first time in a month and looks at what was slid under the door...
>its a love letter from earth, and addressed to her!
>attached to the envelop is a sticky note from the other commanders and a map
>"we felt really bad about how you were treated when we first went through. so we found someone that matches your preferences and doesn't follow the same religion as THOSE people."

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A gremlin who tries to build giant death robots like a giant robot dragon or giant robot spider and each time it monsterises to a different type of automaton, causing her to get increasingly angry.

>> No.44601417

>>44601398
Everyone knows furshit is just mick and he doesn't even try to hide it. You are either retarded or mick himself trying to make himself more relevant, either way it's best that you simply leave this thread.

>> No.44601431

>>44601390
I am still pretty sure that most of it is the same group who would love if people moved to the more MGE compliant sites. It was never this bad before the wight thing.

>> No.44601434

>>44601398
you really overestimate the amount of furshit posting and arguing.
its just mick posting the furshit and people telling him to fuck off.
besides, what alternative do you want to provide for monster girls?

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>>44601407
Sad... but anyways I'd be taking a fox back home to my parents.

>> No.44601470

>>44601398
>screeching about some artist
>arguing
>furshit
99% posted or incited by the Mick or his /trash/ trooncord friends. The calmest the threads were all year were when the main instigator got banned for 3 days.

How about that ban was simply made permanent, almost all the problems would simply dissappear just like that.

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the ski free yeti...

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>> No.44601498
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>>44601488
Memaids are alright.

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>>44601498
I prefer berds though.

>> No.44601515
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It's barmaid time.
Imagine coming back from a long hard day of killing slimes for her to greet you like she actually missed you.

>> No.44601538

>>44601515
like
as in she pretends she actually missed you or

>> No.44601544
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>>44601515
Imagine someone actually being excited to see you.

>> No.44601553

>>44601515
those poor slimes

>> No.44601558

>>44601538
Depends on your self confidence/delusion

>> No.44601568

>>44601515
As far as I care the doujin with her and Stunk is the canon ending

>> No.44601571

>>44601558
I take that as a yes she's pretending

>> No.44601573

>>44601544
No, I don't like it. I enjoy being able to walk into a room completely invisible.

>> No.44601588

>>44601544
>doggirl that nearly rapes you any time you come home, even if you just went to get the mail
>catgirl who pretends she didnt miss you, her purrs betraying her appearance when you sit on the couch with her and cuddle up.

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>>44601498
Squids are superior.

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>>44601588
I want to annoy a catgirl by putting a cat filter over her

>> No.44601609

>>44601544
Kek, no I don't want to drink until blackout tonight

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>> No.44601727

>>44601515
I miss my bavarian kiki

>> No.44601730

>>44601498
So they've captured him; now what?

>> No.44601742

>>44601679
Most mentally stable fox

>> No.44601765

>>44601544
>Automaton keeps track of the time you spend away from her and asks for increasingly more lovey-dovey compensations whemever you finally come back.
> she always stands stoically behind the door whemever you arrive, arms open and completely neutral expression
>IT HAS BEEN 8 HOURS 38 MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS
>THIS UNIT WOULD LIKE TO ENGAGE IN THE ACTIVITY CALLED CUDDLING

>> No.44601766

I think all anons here should be subjected to yandere monsters.

>> No.44601771

>>44601195
The Beast Girl HOA is really getting out of control
I supposedly ain't allowed to wear swimming trunks while I am in my back yard and must swim in the nude for my safety supposdley, I ain't allowed to have curtains, I am getting stared at and having dog tits and ass on my windows at all hours of the day and night. I thought this was a friendly neigborhood for single human males.

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>>44601742
She's so cute.

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Reminder that if you’re waifu doesn’t have a giant one shot aoe attack with a heavy telegraph she’s bottom tier

>> No.44601813

>>44601431
Take out one ntr nigger and the whole hoard gets pissed and drives the nip to paywall his shit. It's a damn shame.

>> No.44601829

>>44601766
I probably wouldn't resist at this point. Gonna be interesting if she finds out I'm into muscular women and she's not big yet.

>> No.44601843

I want to eat dragon fried rice.

>> No.44601851

>>44601843
A dragon fried this rice?

>> No.44601863

>>44601851
Yeah

>> No.44601876

>>44601470
This.
Even if he's switching ips, its piss easy to out this kind by just the way they type.

>> No.44601896

>>44601813
As much as I dislike the paywall situation I can understand why he did it. I wouldn't want to deal with those faggots either.

>> No.44601905

>>44601813
NTRfags and furries are largely one and the same in their MO. You go after one of them and they all strike back like a bunch of niggalociraptors.

>> No.44601937

>>44601896
>I can understand why he did it
It makes absolutely no sense, the paywall only harmed the community and had zero effect on bad actors.

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Behold, the ideal woman.

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>>44601905
>niggalociraptors

>> No.44601964

>>44601949
I don't trust this lady

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>>44601949
Posted the wrong picture.

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>>44601962
I learned a new word for moon crickets.

>> No.44602017

What is married life with a cheshire like?
Does she EVER stop?

>> No.44602019

Dunno how she is redeemable at this point.

>> No.44602048

>>44601796
One shot?

>> No.44602059
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>>44602017
She would throw a grapefruit at you when you are freaking out in a bathtub because she loves you.

>> No.44602093

>>44602059
Does she jump in the bathtub with me, or is she a kot who hates water?

>> No.44602094

>>44601937
Vast majority of the bad actors have exactly zero power and are a free circus to laugh at.

>> No.44602095

>>44602059
On a unicorn that shits your name in stars

>> No.44602101

>>44601937
>zero effect on bad actors.
Like everything

>> No.44602108

>>44602101
For a free circus to laugh at they sure seem to live rent free in somebodies head.

>> No.44602110

>>44602059
I don't even like grapefruit

>> No.44602140

>>44602108
Im saying it's the internet, where there virtually no consequence for being a dick. Assholes are going to be omnipresent whether you like it or not.

>> No.44602158

>>44602108
They live rent free in his head because one of them got something for free from KC himself. No other reason. Just sit back and point and laugh at the marriage of immovable autism and unstoppable faggotry.

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>>44602059
It's time for her to be the one getting pranked

>> No.44602180

>>44602140
That's what I don't get , 15 years ago people had even more freedom to be a jerk with to repercussions and yet somehow almost everyone made the conscious choice not to.
What happened?

>> No.44602200

>>44602017
Do you troll your chesh daughters?
Or do your chesh daughters troll you?

>> No.44602209

>>44602180
Seems like everything went downhill in 2020.

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>>44602093
Once you calm down from getting beaned by the grapefruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJM_jC7j_4

>> No.44602227
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>>44602158
Okay, whatever you say. I wish catbox still wasn't down so I could upload that hellhound.

>> No.44602247

>>44601937
i think he's trying to reduce the community and keep a small circle of true believers
but who knows, really

>> No.44602257

>>44602158
This is not funny, but it sure is annoying as fuck.

>> No.44602258

>>44602247
But he doesn't talk on the patreon. It's just a paywall to extract money.

>> No.44602279

>>44602257
It is actually really funny that they've kept saying this for eight months now. Why do they come here and say it? Who can say.

>> No.44602282

>>44602258
you must think smaller

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>> No.44602305

>>44602282
I just didn't want to think about how soulless extracting money from people you hate by stringing them along would be. Maybe that fake game screenshot was real and he just won't give it out to the people who are paying for it.

>> No.44602324

>>44602305
>I just didn't want to think about how soulless extracting money from people you hate by stringing them along would be.
I mean women do that all the time a do it doesn't weight on them at all.

>> No.44602357 [SPOILER] 
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Humans are JUST BEGGING to be corrupted

>> No.44602364

>>44602258
Because he doesnt want to deal with fantastically retarded mentally ill fags like you. Im surprised he still has the will to contact with westerners after all of this.

>> No.44602372

>>44602357
Don't care, post off-topic images elsewhere

>> No.44602383
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44602383

>>44602372
No

>> No.44602386

>>44602364
From what I've heard the Japanese are even worse.

>> No.44602400

>>44602386
a frightening prospect, for certain.

>> No.44602417
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you must fox

>> No.44602419

>>44602386
It depends in context.
Japanese purityfags are pretty hard-core but at least theyre predictable.

>> No.44602430

>>44602386
There is a reason why misskey became a thing.

>> No.44602431

>>44602400
That means the only people he engages with are the council of MGE and we know how those guys are.

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>> No.44602442

>>44602431
meds

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Everyone always prepers their defenses for the reality altering magic or raw brute force of the higher level girls, but they never think about securing their downtime between adventures beyond an easily pickable lock for the local catgirl to find a bedmate to cuddle up with.

>> No.44602457
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>>44602417
I like this fox

>> No.44602513

>>44602431
I knew you cucks are low IQ but damn if this is your best attempt thats just sad.

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>> No.44602561

>>44602247
>keep a small circle of true believers
Oh fuck, he is planning a ritualistic mass suicide to open the portals. Lilith bless him.

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>>44602444

>> No.44602574

>>44602561
Based.I forgive everything. Godspeed, brothers. Your sacrifice will be appreciated but probably not remembered.

>> No.44602595

>>44602574
>probably not remembered.
You just know some lich will revive them and they won't shup up about it.
They deserve the recognition though. The day will probably become an international holiday

>> No.44602594

>>44602561
All part of the wisps’s plans. Which thinking about it our world would be a haven for undeads do to how many wars we have been in of so many souls being lost.

>> No.44602615

>>44602558
First 2 wishes were perfect, but he should have asked for 3 more wishes with the last.
>can't ask for 3 more wishes
She clearly didn't specify that, a Genie has to specify you can't ask for more wishes. Checkmate.

>> No.44602631

>>44602215
This isn't even a fucking robot girl you retarded faggot.

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>> No.44602711
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>>44602705

>> No.44602736

>>44602711
Shogloaf for dinner again?

>> No.44602739
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>>44602711
CONSUME

>> No.44602751

>>44602711
I'm going to use this as an onahole.

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>> No.44602817

I like to imagine that if you got married in on the border of monster territory a high ranking succubus or even a Lilim will hand deliver you a giant sack of money and tell you that you'll get a new sack of cash for every kid you have with your wife to show people still skeptical about monsters that they're nice while also helping boost monster population.

>> No.44602868

>tfw you wake in MGE Jerusalem, but with all holy monsters and beings abound
>And instantly called a slut for showing that much skin while wearing a t shirt and shorts

>> No.44602883

>>44601083
>tfw the PTSD-laden demons that can't forget the old days go through the portal for a fresh start
I could fix one.

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>> No.44602887

>>44597927
Christianity goes surprisingly well with MGE monsters

>> No.44602898
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>>44602417
>>44602457
He has the biggest tiddy foxes I've ever seen.

>> No.44602907

I will not drink the mofu milk

>> No.44602910
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>>44602898
Imagine being smothered by this bazongamonster.

>> No.44602922

>>44602907
Could shogmilk convince you

>> No.44602925

>>44602817
>prioritizing some citizens in certain areas over others solely for political purpose
That would drive the population in those towns up. Its best to just establish programs that ensure families are financially able to support the growing number of children. Higher ammount of paid vacations for parents with more children, etc

>> No.44602927
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>>44602898
>>44602907
>>44602910
BEWARE THE OPEN EYES

>> No.44602935
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>>44602887
Singing Saturday Satan and Sunday Saint while you walk past your local church with your Hellhound wife.

>> No.44602963

Nightgaunt are best abysal girls.
I want to hug one with my tentacles, forever.
Or just hug one.
I'll take a handshake at this point to be honest.

>> No.44602977

>>44602963
You will perpetually molest and grope her for eternity and you will like it.

>> No.44602981

>>44602925
>That would drive the population in those towns up.
Which means more single monsters to go after the cute boys in the human towns next to them! This is all part of the Demon Lord's master plan.
no such plan is being made, she's busy recreating their first meeting for the 50th time this month

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>>44602907
That's what they all say.

>> No.44603009

>>44602963
You will become her clothes and you will like it
Now execuse me I'm going to become a giant spider

>> No.44603028

>>44602992
Breast milk and cookies?

>> No.44603053

>>44602977
>>44603009
Becoming clothes have never sounded better.
But at the same time, how am I meant to play video games?

>> No.44603061

>>44602992
(she intends to eat that whole box tonight as comfort food because she fumbled another man today, spilled her spaghetti everywhere)

>> No.44603077

>>44603053
Abyssal cloth hands

>> No.44603083
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>after overthrowing the local order government ms. lilim introduces a revolutionary new programme to boost human-monster couplings
>every married couple may take an interest-free loan that will finance a new home and very amenity they might need
>for every child born 1/4th of the loan is forgiven and after the fourth child the loan is forgiven entirely

>> No.44603089

is manticore fluff one of your 5 a day?

>> No.44603101

>>44602981
Such great strategy. By incentivizing population growth on the borders of you territory you efortlessly create an expanding front without even the need of an army. Not only that, but that front grows itself in a feedback loop when the new generations of monstergirls keep searching for new husbands.
Sasuga Demon Lord-sama.

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>>44603083
What benefits do I get for marrying ms. Lim herself?

>> No.44603153

>>44603101
Monster girls are just too powerful. Why use the stick when you can dangle a carrot? Any needs humans want or need can be met by magic and monsters.
Hell, why stop at money?
Wouldn't it be funny if it was easier/more rewarding to be a follower of the Chief God in monster territories compared to order ones? E.g. they provide more subsidies, more knowledgeable theologians, hotter nuns etc.
Could you imagine the seethe from the order?

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>>44603061
What man wouldn't find a beautiful foxgirl awkwardly interacting with him because she's nervous endearing? It's hard to assume hostile intent when she's in the process of embarrassing herself.

>> No.44603212

>>44603101
>when asked for further comments by the local Ratas in the region the Demon Lord had this to say!
>"H-huh? Oh yeah that was pretty sma- honey no I didn't knock your sword by the bed, I'm telling you it was by the fireplace!"
>"Because I made out with you by the fireplace and then you dragged me to my bed! No I'm not gonna stop, the whole region can hear about this until you put your sword where it belongs!"
>"Not that sword you lovable dork!"
>"...This was MNN, the Monster News Network, bringing you the latest in Royal Makai. Back to you Jen."

>> No.44603215

>>44603209
What's the appeal of foxes?

>> No.44603221
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big snake mama

>> No.44603224

>>44603053
Just be human for a while and tell nightgaunt to wear some of your clothes instead.

>> No.44603228
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>>44603215
Very fluffy

>> No.44603235

>>44603224
This is considered wife abuse in MGC

>> No.44603242
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>So called "democracies" when the two candidates are a big tittied holstaur and a washboard baphomet obviously not backed by Big Milk and Sabbath respectively
Get cup sizes out of politics

>> No.44603259

>>44603242
Politics would be infinitely more interesting if the candidates were big titty monstergirls fighting over breast size.

>> No.44603268

>>44603242
I vote based monster ass quality anyway

>> No.44603276

>>44603242
I will always vote for Big Milk.

>> No.44603291

>>44603221
A beast which can turn even the most stern, independent man into a mere 'young boy who needs his mama's affection' with a simple 'ara ara'...
legendary monsters are too powerful.

>> No.44603295

>>44603242
Hnnghh loli rata

>> No.44603299

>>44603268
>>44603259
3 jars of holstaur milk have been deposited into your account

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>>44603242
I'm a single issue voter and that issue is horn size.

>> No.44603309

>>44603268
Sounds like the sabbath candidates get your votes every time, then.

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Vote for Dormouse to get free cheese every friday

>> No.44603334

>>44603300
I hate dumb slutty dragons. At least Salamanders actually love me instead of how much money I might be worth!

>> No.44603337

But which party will give me my state mandated monstergf

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>>44603242
We all know that monster politics is entirely based on meido preference.

>> No.44603345

>>44603242
Listen quickly!
I have incriminating photos that the sabbath candidate was caught drinking megamorph potions and snorting condensed holst milk!
I am currently on the run to the mootriarchy to avoid capture! Those flat chested brats will never catch m-

>> No.44603346

>>44603242
Goats are for milking just like cows.

>> No.44603365

>>44603337
Every MG party, because they realize it benefits both humans and monsters. Human parties in MGC have different opinions on it.

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>>44603337
Neither, wait for kitsune ayys to annex the planet and then you will be "volunteered" to a cultural exchange

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>>44603369
I'm sure the kitsune ayylmaos will be here in just two weeks more.

>> No.44603395

>>44601407
Awww. Cute

>> No.44603402

>>44603242
Imagine the debates on the Rata network
>Miss Baphomet, what exactly is your connection to the free beer van kidnapping scandal that happened 10 years ago?
>Sweating from baphomet
>And Miss Holstaur, is it true that you once had a dating profile showcasing your ASS and not your TITS?
>Absolutely not! Your pictures don't scare me! That could be anyone's ass!

>> No.44603403

>>44603153
While that would be hilarious, i doubt it would work, unless Order followers just completely ignore their god's teachings. It would be easier to show them that they can still preactice most of those teachings while also applying them to monstergirls. >>44603242
I don't carea as long as us fox husbands get a hair product subsidiary. Keeping your wife's mofu clean and fluffy is both time consuming and expensive. As a high ranking officer of the hubby branch of the M.O.F.U(Monsters of fur united, for short) association i can ensure our support if our demands are met.

>> No.44603449

>>44603242
so basically demoflats vs rebooblicans all over again

>> No.44603475

>>44603385
>korean kitsunes
Oh no they'll make me play league, and say gamer words.

>> No.44603479

>>44603449
Nah, it's the laboob party versus the conservatits party

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>>44603475
They are easy to tilt though

>> No.44603514

>>44603475
Anon they will devour your liver

>> No.44603524

>>44603514
Don't be a baby. Livers grow back.

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>>44603514
Well yeah, but...

>> No.44603542

>>44603524
>>44603531
Gurotrash stays out.

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>>44603524
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumiho
They like hearts, too.

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>> No.44603563

>>44603543
cute fox lady with nice eyes

>> No.44603568

>>44603543
>Korean
I bet they undergo lots of plastic surgery.

>> No.44603570

>>44603550
>that tiny bit of belly chub
FAT angel. This angel is FAT. Why would a FAT angel be FAT? Can your little wings carry all that FAT?

>> No.44603582

I just want a yandere fox wife that leaves bitemarks all over my skin so that the other monsters know i fully belong to her. Is that too much to ask?

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>> No.44603587

>>44603582
You do bite her back, right?

>> No.44603609

>>44603514
So what else then p'orcs?

>> No.44603612

>>44603570
>anon does this to every single monster who's belly isnt completely fat
>one day two of his recent victims come up to him with an actual fatty
>a big ol kot who's wearing a "morbidly a beast - morbidly horny" shirt
>she is very clearly in heat
>the two jump to his sides
>"cmon anon, wont ya say it?"
>"yeah, you ALWAYS say it. right?"
you made your bed, anon. now lie in it.

>> No.44603616

>>44603587
>her back
And her thighs, neck, breasts, nipples, shoulders, gently nibble in other places and leave kissmarks in many more.

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>> No.44603624

>>44603612
I'm going to cave her fucking head in. Fatties deserve death.

>> No.44603627

What do you call an invisible cheshire?
a wherecat

>> No.44603643

>>44603616
That's good, every man's waifu needs to have plenty of bite marks and hickeys to showcase ownership.

>> No.44603645

>>44603627
>invisible chesh
>where-cat
>unknown chesh
>who-cat
>unexplained chesh
>why-cat
>impossible chesh
>how-cat
>inconceivable chesh
>what-cat

>> No.44603653

>>44603645
Funny, but I've yet to meet a chesh who can't conceive

>> No.44603654

>>44603645
I want to be stalked by a mystery who-cat

>> No.44603660

>>44603643
I consider pregnancy as the highest form of marking, but the two aren't mutually exclusive.

>> No.44603668

>>44603660
you must prepare her for babby by leaving hickeys on titties

>> No.44603669

>>44603653
ah, you remind me of THAT image from the gallery

>> No.44603670

>>44603645
>dork chesh
>square-cat

>> No.44603674

>>44603624
your only option is to run away and never do it again.

>> No.44603675

>>44603670
A quadri-cat-eral if you will

>> No.44603684

Hard to imagine a chesh behaving herself at a tea party

>> No.44603693
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>>44603550
THESE ANGELS NEED TO COVER UP!

>> No.44603699

What happens if I eat the mad hatter's hat?

>> No.44603702

>>44603684
all wonderlanders are able to hold back if its tea time. the worst she brings is a few party tricks.
infact its a good way to buy yourself time, just make some tea and hold onto it for when you're assaulted.

>> No.44603718

>>44603660
What about hyper pregancy

>> No.44603744

>>44603718
What would that even be? Your wife getting you pregnant at the same time? You getting your taur wife pregnant in both sides?

>> No.44603754

>>44603718
Hyper anything deserves to go.

>> No.44603755

>>44603744
Quadruplets

>> No.44603783

>>44603755
That's hardly hyper. Gotta be double digits, at least.

>> No.44603784

>>44603693
>CSR
genuinely kill yourself

>> No.44603794

>>44603755
One pregnancy still counts as one pregnancy, no matter the ammount o children.

>> No.44603802

limpregnate

>> No.44603803

>>44603794
t.angry dwarf

>> No.44603806
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>Anon I require Genmat

>> No.44603815

>>44603784
I looked him up and I don't see anything except slightly muscular women. Are you some kind of a faggot?

>> No.44603817

>>44603794
It's a 4x bigger imprint than only 1 fetus, söyjak
The science supports it

>> No.44603819

>>44603806
a wot

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>>44603784
What are you ass hurt about now

>> No.44603838

>>44603815
>>44603824
Nothing against his content, he's just a dogshit western artist that draws whatever flavor of the month garbage is popular at the moment like gacha trash or the popular anime girl at the moment. He's a boring hack and whoever posts his art is a faggot but he's ultimately harmless.

>> No.44603844

>>44603838
I will draw a new soulful sith now just for you.

>> No.44603857

>that furfaggot likes CSR
nevermind whoever posts his art is absolutely a shitposting faggot now I'm convinced.

>> No.44603890

how tall is droo droo?

>> No.44603899

>>44603890
she a womanlet most like with the height of a slight taller than average nip

>> No.44603909

>>44603890
She hates that nickname more than Deonora hates egg cartons

>> No.44603929

>>44603857
I don't even know who that is. But sure, we can do your thing and ignore all settings with monster boys like MGE.
Glad we agree.

>> No.44603941

>>44603890
She levitates to hide the fact that she's short.

>> No.44603950
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>>44603890
She is tall and imposing as befits a monster of her power and prestige!

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>> No.44603991

>>44603950
>is 4'9"

>> No.44603995

>>44602247
End of the day it's ultimately KC's prerogative to do whatever he wants, but it would be nice if you nerds would go fester in the coffins of your dorkpire friends.

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>>44603941
>Be diplomat to Lescatie, get to meet Droo Droo herself
>"It's an honor to meet you Druella, women of your STATURE are in SHORT supply"
>Grips table in annoyance, but smiles nonetheless
>"It's hard to find one who could MEASURE up to you"
>Gnashes teeth
>"I just have a SMALL thing I want to raise about the SCALE of your military build up - something I have written at LENGTH to you about"
>Openly tells me she is going to invade if I say one more thing
>"Please, your eminence, this is not the time for SHORT sightedness
>Get invaded
fuck

>> No.44604059

>>44603995
I would rather be kneaded by cats.

>> No.44604087

>>44604003
This order propaganda. Lady Druella, not "Droo Droo", dwarfs even the tallest of humans.

>> No.44604098

>>44604003
>>44604087
>meet Druella in person
>she's 5'1

>> No.44604174

>>44604003
>>44604098
Druellet

>> No.44604178

>>44604098
>>44604174
That's it. You're both getting the dark matter

>> No.44604200
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With how early monster girls are considered matured, it only makes sense that a considerable number of starting monster adventurers are little girls.

>> No.44604223

>>44604200
>childhood friends register with the adventurer's guild together
>a young fox who's fully aware of what she's signing up for and a little boy who's just happy to be playing with his best friend
what hijinks will they get up to?

>> No.44604247

>>44604178
Why's she so mad? She's IMAGINE sized.

>> No.44604261

>>44599988
spiders only keep the bad bugs away

>> No.44604318

>>44604098
Given that KC is Japanese that's not out of the question either. She's a dead ass womanlet.

>> No.44604344

>>44604178
Dark matter because we discussed the dork matter
face it, Droo Droo the VERTICALLY CHALLENGED has to make her speeches on a box

>> No.44604373

>>44604318
nice
im gonna pick her up

>> No.44604381

>>44604059
dastardly torture techniques of the cat kingdom

>> No.44604419
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>>44604098
imagine

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>>44604381
>For his crime of pulling a tail, Anon will be subjected to a thirty hour kneading session followed by a forty hour breeding session.

>> No.44604430
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mons in tight shiny latex

>> No.44604438

Looking at Druella’s body shape and going off some people I know in real life she’s most likely between 5’3 or 5’7. So yes she is probably short.

>> No.44604440

>>44604430
>Monster spy movie where they have to steal the most guarded treasure in existence
>Anon's virginity

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>> No.44604516

>>44604489
>try a summoning to get a genie for your three wishes
>you mixed up your lore somewhere to think this is how you get a genie
>succubus comes out
>says for your first two wishes you have to rub each breast
>for the third you have to rub something lower

>> No.44604519

>>44604516
Joke's on her, I'd rub her tail for free

>> No.44604530

>>44604516
close enough

>> No.44604532
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Just a cat looking for love.

>> No.44604535

>>44604440
"Anon is locked is locked up tight, his house may look normal but he's been expanding his basement into a sprawling labyrinth filled with the latest security features avaliable"
"His house is wired up with infrared lasers, electromag sensors that won't even let a ghost through, armed adventurers, trap rooms, and active anti-wurm sonar."
"But tonight will be different... security will be lax as he's hosting his weekly TTRPG session... this will be the only time we can strike for a whole 7 days!"

>> No.44604573
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>>44604519
>hfw she's laying there with her legs spread wide and you rub her tail

>> No.44604592

>>44604573
>so when do i get my wishes?
>shut up and keep rubbing

>> No.44604618

>>44604223
>the fox's magic aptitude carrying them before the boy starts behaving like a shonen hero and big brother figure
>having to flee some hag sorceress that wants to adopt them both
>teaming up temporarily with other adventurer pairs
>sneaking together to spy on a young amazon & adult man team in an attempt to figure out the mystery of how they can be getting along, only to witness the amazon being mating pressed

>> No.44604638

>>44604618
>>sneaking together to spy on a young amazon & adult man team in an attempt to figure out the mystery of how they can be getting along, only to witness the amazon being mating pressed
oh my

>> No.44604675

>>44604618
>>44604638
Obviously the little fox is gonna wanna try the impressive "mating press" training move. You know, to get stronger.

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>> No.44604702

Cut the wife
Slice the goo
Once there was one wife
Now there are two!

>> No.44604703
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king cobra

>> No.44604712

>>44604703
*queen

>> No.44604734

>>44604693
Do you think businesses in mge have to have designated milking stalls for their more lactate inclined clientele? Like how all stores need to have a bathroom?

>> No.44604777

>>44604734
you can probably lease a couple rooms from pandemonium on the cheap

>> No.44604782

imagine waking up in a hakus class, nude and being used to demonstrate what is a human male looks like and how to calm down a paniked anon

>> No.44604801

>>44604782
>your next class is posing nude for ms sidhe's painting exercises
why do i even bring clothes

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>>44604675
They'd learn a lot about less than appropriate things from peeping on other adventurer pairs
>hidden, they watch a meek loli anubis healer in her tiny pelvic curtain getting full nelsoned
>she starts getting rocked up and down faster, making the cloth flap up and aside enough to surprise reveal she's being fucked in the butt

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>>44604782
>>44604801
I need to change schools.

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>>44604702
The slimes dance in sync

>> No.44604874
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>>44604858
Touch slime girls

>> No.44604875

>>44604858
queenslime's got some good choreography

>> No.44604891

>>44604801
i'd make sure im as musculatr and as lean as I can be for that class

>> No.44604943

>>44604821
all schools in MGC are like that

>> No.44604962

>>44604943
Pervy teachers and gangs of delinquents?

>> No.44604991

>>44604962
>>44604962
yup and gloomy creepy girls that tend to attach to you to an unhealthy degree
the lunchladies do look out for you

>> No.44604996

>>44604991
at least the bubble slime custodian is nice

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>> No.44605064

>>44604996
she is very nice and the theology angel teacher is very nice and soft as well

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Join the Sabbath.

>> No.44605116

does sticking a pineapple/potato in a manticore's tail stop her from waking up?
need to know asap, my pelvis depends on it

>> No.44605130

>>44604821
Hey Anon, does something seem off to you about Mechazawa?

>> No.44605138

Anons remember that's it's the present that matters not past or future, What you do today shapes tomorrow not the other way around. So love today and seize all tomorrows .

>> No.44605151

>>44605130
I don't know, seems like just a normal girl to me.

>> No.44605166

i will gently molest big fat southern American p'orcs

>> No.44605186

>>44605151
I dunno, I think we need to follow her to be sure.

>> No.44605211
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>>44604991
>Skipping class to hang out and learn with the hellhound lunch lady
>Getting to eat special treats and smoking lucky strikes with her behind the dumpster while she teaches me all sorts of stuff.

>> No.44605241

>>44605166
I bet they let out a little squeal if you sneak up on them and squeeze their bellies.

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>> No.44605297

Remember to always fuck your Anubis wife’s anus twice a day.

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>> No.44605357

>>44605211
is the "special treat" her butt? As in a cleverly worded metaphor to mean I'm going to eat her ass?

>> No.44605366

>Unicorn with a corruption fetish
>Her husband is a rabid monogamyfag

>> No.44605413

>>44605357
Ass and pussy is eaten, along with various cookies, cakes and extra pizza on fridays.

>> No.44605417

Do you reckon manticores keep track of the longest one has managed to convince their husband they were going to eat them?

>> No.44605427

>>44605417
Going off succubus prison the answer is pretty damn long.

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>> No.44605452

>>44605417
>No no I REALLY am going to eat you anon. I promise. Just after I pop out our fifth manticore - what are we going to name her by the way?

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>> No.44605511

>>44605452
Hey, wait a minute...!
Manticores with stupid Anons have a clear advantage!
That isn't fair!

>> No.44605521

>>44605511
He really is stupid.
She calls him shit like sugar, or honey, or muffin, and because those are edible he thinks she's going to eat him
He is beyond saving

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44605565

Get in the fucking robot Anon.

>> No.44605583

>>44605565
I was just in her though.
My Automaton doesn't need a recharge THAT quickly....
Maybe she needs a battery replacement

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>> No.44605587

>Get a manticore wife and hellhound wife
>Hellhound insists on 'marking' me
>That means rape
>Manticore also wants to 'mark' me
>That also means rape
>Hellhound says her 'marking' was too strong, and is masking her own
>More rape
>Manticore notices her 'marking' isn't showing anymore
>Guess what that means?
>Did you guess rape?
>Yep, it's rape

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44605689

Movie night with (you) and your wives sounds nice
imagine being at the center of a cuddle pile of 4-9 monsters, sprawled around the room with the lights low, watching scary movies. everyone's paying half attention- just enough to still gasp at the gore and jump at the scares. giggling and whispering to yourselves, while you're idly cuddled with and doted over, with one of your wives moving to snuggle up into your arms over a jumpscare while another coos and spoons you from behind when you flinch at another.
you're probably the most loved person in the tri-state area right now. everyone is comfortable, safe, warm and happy. you are completely secure, the irreplaceable nucleus of your little love tri-quad-pent-octangle, and all that's left is to wait for someone to come out of the kitchen with popcorn.

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>> No.44605702

>>44605689
Honestly, I wouldn't even say we'd do scary movies.
It would probably be comedies or action movies most of the time, something to laugh at and do quotes of later.
The big Lebowski, Naked Gun, Airplane, those sorts of things

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>> No.44605743

>>44605689
I want to watch Ghibli movies with monster girls.

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>>44605738

>> No.44605787
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>>44605743
sounds comfy

>> No.44605798

I want to adverb verb with popular monster girl

>> No.44605831

>>44605787
I feel this need to show a bogey Totoro for whatever reason.

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>> No.44605856

>>44605798
Do you now? I very much doubt that!

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>>44605831
>watching a comfy movie in a bogey's lap
anon, you're going to fall asleep halfway through...

>> No.44605874

>>44605798
I want to haphazardly polka with krampus

>> No.44605892

>>44605861
I think I can stay awake for 90 minutes.

>> No.44605913

>>44605892
she's double-stuffed with weresheep wool

>> No.44605923

>>44605913
That's just overkill.

>> No.44605945

>>44605913
>double stuffed
she needs to lose some weight then.

>> No.44605955

>>44605892
Everyone says that 'till she rests you against her body and starts running her fingers through your hair

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>> No.44605966

>>44605955
Well as long she's actually watching the movie, it's fine.

>> No.44605974

>>44605966
I'm sure she'll finish it! You might just spend the last forty minutes of it drooling against her chest, that's all.

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>>44605759
I have a MIGHTY NEED

>> No.44605976

>>44605945
rip a seam then

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Gonna ruffle the hair!

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>>44605975
Or if you need her with gear

>> No.44606028
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we can be(troth) heroes...

>> No.44606040

Underrated harem/bigamy couple
Gremlin and an automaton(s)
So many waifu builds to do

>> No.44606051
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>>44606040
what boob card does ur automaton wife have?

>> No.44606070

>>44606051
>So this here is Carol, she came in with a badly damaged heavy lancer frame from what we saw so we tooled up her chest protection, downgraded her DE rifles for some smaller shot-cannons and gave her a backmounted Bastion Breacher for Seige Breaker duty.
>And that is Anna, a nice scout model that we decided to splurge on for the active camo and some excellent leg supports! Small downside is she activates it if you stare for too long an- Ooop! there she goes!

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Cat

>> No.44606132

>>44606070
i like to think anna's just shy
>midnight
>anna is in the kitchen baking a cake for anon
>another automaton walks in
>"unit-08. it is currently 5 hours into our recharge period. query: why are you active"
>anna makes a few mechanical noises while the other automaton just stares at her.
>her cooling fans kick in as she tries to process a response
>camo activates
>"disappointed tone: please plug in before hour 7 of the recharge period."
>the other automaton walks away
>anna's camo deactivates and her fans wind down, she resumes baking the cake.

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>> No.44606175

>>44606131
Cat
https://files.catbox.moe/4bhvbp.jpg

>> No.44606189

>>44606175
fat cat

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>> No.44606223

>>44606132
For sure.
Part of it is that, as a former light model, being 'seen' isn't exactly a good thing and the second is that she has some very STRONG leg actuators.

>Anna speaks in bineric clicks the other automatons have to translate
>Carol is basically very blunt speech which makes her seem like a thug.
>There's a 'generic' medium model that is 'normal' and isn't super weird in anyway.
>And then there's the backline command and control model that has a himedere attitude and flaunts her 'combat theorems'

>> No.44606224

>>44606189
>anon with an actual fat fetish
>monsters hear about it and just assume it means "bigger than average"
>every time he meets a monster with larger than average breasts he gets a "haha im so FAT, just look at how FAT my breasts are. oh if only someone who liked FAT girls were here..."
life must be suffering.

>> No.44606236

>>44606224
good

>> No.44606244

>>44606224
imagine those FAT TITS pressed up against you

>> No.44606245
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Trick question.

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>>44606245
Want yes, but I know where she is from and that means getting your life succed out.

>> No.44606336

Good night Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that unless you go black market, you need to go ruins delving to get your automaton waifu.

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>>44606336
What do you mean? Just get a spare computer and download all of the suspicious exe's onto it and eventually you'll attract an automaton.

>> No.44606362

>>44606353
Bonzi Buddy is not a waifu, Anon

>> No.44606382

>>44606223
>anna: unit-S08 (scout number eight)
>carol: unit-B76 (breacher number seventy six)
>"tifa": unit-CV98 (civilian grade 98), what you would expect from an automaton made to be a partner. more or less a mechanical maid
>"sally": unit-O30 (overlord model 30), lightweight model without much firepower, but advanced processors meant for composing strategies on the fly. a neet who plays grand strategy games all day when not commanding the others. thinks that those strategies transfer over to real life. they dont, but she luckshits her way through everything.
>"reb": unit-T11 (tanker), a really beefy gal with ridiculous guns, detachable armor, and a imposing appearance. dorky weeb with anime decals all over the inside of her armor. plays multiplayer games with sally when not on old imageboards.
>"vanessa": unit-A65 (ambush), minimized model meant for stealth and speed with a wasp like appearance, stinger guns meant to dispatch of enemies quickly and silently. edgy, always appears when and where you least expect it, speaks in haikus (the others hate her for it)
>"gina": unit-D00 (dark matter) heavily armored unit with an internal generator meant to produce the same stuff that dark matter orbs are made out of, can be launched from her canons to monsterize human women, incubize human men, or drive monsters/incubi into a sex frenzy. rather emotionless, but enjoys doing things with anna... if she can convince anna to let her join in.

>> No.44606388

>>44606382
Truly Automatons + Grem are the best harem.

>> No.44606390

>>44606353
I read that in Harlan Ellison's voice.

>> No.44606411

>>44606388
im not a fan of harems myself but it would be fun to build a group of automatons with my wife, its like they're children at that point

>> No.44606425

>>44606336
Buyer beware any black market automatons could come with strange, or possibly illegal, modifications. I had a friend order one and turns out it was sourced from Hagville. Instead of a standard model, he got a heavy mobile baby factory.

>> No.44606441

>>44606425
Listen, mass construction units are very rare and worth a shit-ton of TanuBucks, even if they're of questionable legality.

>> No.44606503

>>44606441
would a mass production unit be centaur shaped?
>stylized model allows you to fuck either the front end or the back end
>centaur backend can be detached when not gestating, leaving you with something closer to a regular automaton with digitigrade legs, like goats or cows
>when gestating she can either produce four other little automatons, or one other mass production automation
and inline with >>44606382
>"bella" unit-MP46 (mass production), very motherly personality and an absolute breeding addict. often scolds vanessa for scaring the little automatons.

>> No.44606556

>>44599932
Sauce?

>> No.44606576

>>44606556
>replying to yourself
gay faggot mick

>> No.44606582

>>44606503
Centaurs suck though.

>> No.44606588

>>44606582
thats why the taur part is detachable.

>> No.44606595

>>44606336
you always find the best automatons when ruin delving, i found "siege engine xtreme" model

>> No.44606634

>>44606503
I like the idea of a revolving womb system that lets her guarantee multiple children per pregnancy. That or her larger size gives her more space for production tools in the womb, and so a single child gets produced faster.

>> No.44606664

I wonder how you'd get a harem of automatons. The funniest way I'd imagine is if you filled out one of those little internet surveys thinking you'll just get a gift card to some burger joint only to end up with a whole squad of robot women knocking on your front door.

>> No.44606703

>>44606664
Storage wars.

>> No.44606731
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Ronin cat

>> No.44606742
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>>44606703
>Anon doesn't really want to be here
>Studio basically picked him off the street to be some betting extra
>Just told he has to put the first bid on the next lot to help kickstart the bets
>Storage door opens up to six Automatons sitting there perfectly preserved, top the line hardware
>even a fucking Siege Weapon model
>Anon is pretty bummed that he won't get something that cool and places his bid once the camera starts rolling
>nobody is bidding now
>why is nobody bidding now
>oh fuck
>few hours later Anon is reading through the user manual trying to figure out how to fucking turn the damn things on before giving up and calling a Gremlin hotline
>"Have you tried fucking them?"
>goddamnit

>> No.44606920

>>44606731
She can play ninja while I play as the evil organization boss who has to get her to talk. A few pregnancys should get her to reveal her secrets.

>> No.44606957

>>44606131
Pregnant Y'shtola!
Sensitive nipples and random lactation!
Mood swings!
Taut belly expanding as the months go by!
Gets extremely horny at random and sometimes inopportune times!
Grumpy that she shouldn't have a glass of wine with dinner for a few months!

>> No.44606991

>>44604808
Anal with lolis is a waste
A WASTE

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>> No.44607279

>tfw ywn be picked by a monster girl after ou've been abandoned by everyone

>> No.44607284

I'm commissioning a futa loli monstergirl on male thing and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.44607297

>>44606224
implying anon wouldnt have fun making said monsters actually fat without them knowing

>> No.44607426

Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT call your monster wife your girlfriend in front of her friends, even if you aren't officially married. I have been consoling and apologizing to mine for the last week and she hasn't stopped crying in our bed yet.

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>>44607426
That's weird, my best friend and the mother of my two children gets all fidgety if someone implies we're even so much as dating.

>> No.44607457

>>44605587
>It stopped being "rape" by the dictionary definition several months ago
>Just haven't been able to tell them in between the various wrestling-adjacent positions they put you in and you sleeping off the bodily strain

>> No.44607499

>>44607188
I'm gonna spill yogurt on a scantily clad succ

>> No.44607514

>>44607452
>N-n-no, the ring in my finger is just to look cool. Doesn't mean anything.

>> No.44607524

>>44607452
Lucky you i guess. She cries even harder if i even attempt of leaving the room and only calms somewhat if i cuddle with her or do any other romantic activity. I need to confess like an akward schoolboy every morning for at least half an hour, but that seems to make her feel somewhat better. She keeps clinging to me and telling her to not leave her, so i have been carryfucking her for anytime i have to cook or clean the house. Needed to call in sick to work for an extended period of time, and the manager lim just sighed and approved it without asking further.

>> No.44607579

>>44607524
Let me guess, Cupid?

>> No.44607610

>>44607426
When you do get married call her your ex-girlfriend, you're technically not lying.

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In this moment of post-nut clarity I realize that penance is important.

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>>44607579
Dark haired Inari and she's the love of my life.
>>44607610
Do you actually want me to die? I suggested takeout once and she cried while complaining that i didn't want to make her food anymore because i didn't love her.

>> No.44607666

>>44607652
Anon its about time you make a call to Ms. Flayer and have a nice therapey session about why your kitsune is broken

>> No.44607720

>>44607666
>having another monster girl in the same room
Worse, she might think i want to leave her with the mindflayer, or that the therapist brainwashed into not loving her anymore. I have been making good progress with headpats and gentle whispering in her ear about plans of marriage and dates. She might even agree to going out soon.

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>>44594309
Needs smothering anti-correction (mistaking?) (she does the smothering)

>> No.44607792

>>44607766
>you can't have both at the same time

>> No.44607798

>>44607766
But being smothered by boobs would make my birthday a happy one.

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Happy sleepy mouse

>> No.44608158

>>44607883
She looks like she's been working out
By which I mean she climbed on the bed by herself

>> No.44608195

>>44608158
I princess carry her everywhere or let her ride on my shoulders

>> No.44608272

>>44608195
>Not throwing her around like in payday
simp

>> No.44608293

>>44608158
She deserves extra protein for working out.

>> No.44608294

>>44607720
Have you considered giving her mini mofus?

>> No.44608423

Fucking pink dragon reeks of lust, gluttony, and pride. Gonna keep that girl away from the dormice and jubjubs. Don't want them to get vored by her insatiable appetite.

>> No.44608623

>>44608423
She reeks of three sevenths of the deadly sins, and that’s 42%, which is terrible.

>> No.44608654

give me a monster who lives in the forest to write a short scene around

>> No.44608664

>>44608294
That's the thing anon, she's already pregnant. It just came naturally as she demands copulation in copious ammount, but those will take a while. I sneaked a cuople of calls with the therapist and she just sighed and recomended i just be patient with her and that i keep doing the daily affirmation routines. Recently changed her petname from fluffball to wifey, just in case.
Worst part about it is that rumors started spreading and now everyone looks at me like i commited a warcrime
>Eh, did you hear about anon? He called his wife girlfriend.
>*Gasp* How could he?

>> No.44608765

>>44608654
>anon goes with his wife to a national park to camp for a few days, but she's clumsy. Shenanigans ensue
>Strong oni lumberjack is building a summer house to finally confess to the man she has been courting for a long time
>Shota anon is doing a competition among friends as to who catches the biggest bug. While his friends look for normal beetles, centipeeds and the sort, he finds a more interesting arthropod wandering in the forest
I just realized you asked for a monster. Whatever. Feel free to modify those if you want.

>> No.44609046

>>44608654
mantis

>> No.44609069

>>44608654
Oomukade!

>> No.44609140

>>44608654
werewolf

>> No.44609209
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>>44608654
It's rabbit season!

>> No.44609279
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Dependency on your wife is cute - CUTE! It's okay to completely depend on your wife for everything! It's fine to have separation anxiety so bad you can't stop yourself from crying when she goes to the grocery store! It's normal to be unable to sleep if you're not cuddled up with her! It's good to only drink and become addicted to her sweet milk! It's common to have horrible nightmares about being left alone that only she can calm you down from!

Dependency on monster wives is the only way to keep fragile humans safe!

>> No.44609428

>>44609279
Big creepy hagwife!

>> No.44609446

>>44608765
>>44609069
These will work, thank you, I just needed some material to write a few scenes with. Here's what I've got so far.
>Red oni lumberjack out to find the biggest tree in the forest to cut down and give to her love as a token of her love
>Self concious oomukade who's ran away to the forest because she's afraid of professing her love. Is 'bullied' by a group of fairies and pixies (are actually very supportive she just interprets things in the worst way possible)
Also
>Ancient hag redwood dryad
now just to write

>> No.44609573

>>44606124
Is there any monster that's close to her, or do I have to become an evil wizard and try to create a new species from nothing?

>> No.44609587

>>44609279
I think its cuter when the monster is the one who heavily relies on the human. Having such a strong and imposing being developing a dependancy on a weak and fragile human exudes gap moe. Extra points if she tries to keep a self percieved honor throughout.

>> No.44609612

>>44609209
rabbit rabbit

>> No.44609652

>>44609279
I want to live inside a big fox's clothing

>> No.44609696

>>44609652
Be careful, you might get addicted to her smell and breastmilk and might never want to leave. Foxes are well known for trapping adventurers by tempting them with a warm nights sleep inside of ther clothes. Those who accept were never seen again.

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>>44606991
>Anal with lolis is a waste
Nonsense, you can't possibly look at girls like these and say it's not time well spent.

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>>44609696
Cute affection-starved cuddle-addict anons...

>> No.44609799
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>no lusty Dragonian maid
life is suffering

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Behold, I stopped a mighty dragon about to rape me in her tracks just by the sheer power of my autism.
Become too autistic to be raped.

>> No.44610046

>>44609836
Can confirm, autism dries up pussy, I got a good reminder today. Especially avoidant personality. Oh well, back to my VNs.

>> No.44610048

>>44609799
a dragon would never submit herself to the humiliation of being a human's servant. don't be ridiculous

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Guys, I can't do this anymore. I need to be the filling in a Demon hag/Demon loli sandwich. I will sign anything, just free me from this torment.

>> No.44610324

>>44609727
Analingus to disarm smug lolis!

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>>44610304
>I will sign anything
You really should read the fine print

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>> No.44610416

>>44609776
Bro, don't single me out like that...

>> No.44610434

>>44610389
A demonic smug cat is fine too.

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>> No.44610470

>>44610434
She could really use the black sclera though.

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I'm upset and I hate everything and everyone. Post cute things to soothe this raging torrent in my soul.

>> No.44610484

>>44610048
An increasing desperate draconian tour guide typed this.

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>>44610476
Relax, have a nacho!

>> No.44610540

>>44610520
Wish I had some really spicy doritos right now

>> No.44610551

>>44610476
Have you considered taking a big step with a short rope?

>> No.44610554

>>44610452
Is that like a ceremonial thingamajigger?

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>>44610476

>> No.44610589

>>44610559
Stupid adorable fox, melting men's icy hearts

>> No.44610618

>>44610559
very cute.

>> No.44610647

>>44610551
Rope? More like Roper. Shortstack Roper.

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>> No.44610667

>>44610551
Get off the computer Ms. Wisp.

>> No.44610737

>>44610408
Bob

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>>44610737
>

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You're not sleeping tonight

>> No.44610788

>>44608654
wurm forest ranger

>> No.44610847

>>44610768
Guess I could deliver stuff to people...

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Casual clothing cat.

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>>44611158
Best foxwife!

>> No.44611461

>decide to take a university course by doing a book exam
>don't read the book
>score well anyway through bullshitting on the exam essays
Am I haku-sensei's natural enemy?

>> No.44611473

>>44610647
Ropers are probably one of the worst girls unironically. Even Parasite Slimefag is better.

>> No.44611483

>>44611473
what's the issue?

>> No.44611636

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111627976
dum elf

>> No.44611639

>>44611415
>Gacha shit
>best

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>> No.44611667

>>44611639
You'll be well taken care of. She makes bank off royalties.

>> No.44611694

>>44611639
Technically, Tamamo was introduced to the Fate series before it became gachashit.

>> No.44611703

Sometimes i think doxing official gacha artists to mental breakdown and suicide isn't a bad idea.

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>>44611694
Can't wait for the remake.

>> No.44611803

>>44609776
Man it sure is a good thing there's no one around to exploit such a blatant and debilitating weakness!

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>> No.44611842

>>44611807
it's weird how sometimes she's not in spider form

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>> No.44611878

>>44611846
Take the yurishit somewhere else

>> No.44611898

>>44611878
What.

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>>44611803
surely. nobody
>>44611878
stop whining

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how do i kindly ask a monster to STOP TAKING UP THE WHOLE GODDAMN SIDEWALK!?

>> No.44612014

>>44612000
Just jump into her tails, let yourself be carried around and hopefully you'll be able to break free by the time she walks near where you want to go.

>> No.44612016

>>44611995
Made for getting fat and falling in love with blind shotas.

>> No.44612033

>>44611846
Yeah, take the yurishit to /u/. It's not welcome.

>> No.44612041

I will fattenn up a hellhound make her a soft overfed lapdog

>> No.44612057

>>44612014
stinky vulpine hands made this post

>> No.44612077

>>44612041
She thinks she's a guard dog from hell, but look at those love handles! She couldn't even guard the refrigerator

>> No.44612080

>>44612000
>oomukade out on a morning jog
>heading right towards you
>no room to pass
>she diverts up the wall around you and keeps going
oh, okay

>> No.44612112

>>44612077
Better off as a broodmother than doing something dangerous like a guard

>> No.44612116

>>44612033
A little variety never hurt anyone, calm down.

>> No.44612123

>>44612112
guard's one of the easiest and safest jobs apart from the boredom

>> No.44612166

>>44612123
Not as a guard of hell it ain’t, she’s better suited to be at home while I do her job for her

>> No.44612429

I could easily be hypnotized by standard lamia with black scelera even if I prefer beast girls

>> No.44612493

>>44611483
I don’t like them. No subtext.

>> No.44612508

>>44612493
>I don't like them
>oh! what don't you like about them?
>I don't like them
fag

>> No.44612533

I like reverse impregnation fetish. Is that the word for it? Not like you getting pregnant but a monster girl mocking you for impregnating her. Just imagine her deriding you for ruining your bloodline. That's hot.

>> No.44612538

>>44612077
>cut to anon and his soft hellhound wife
>Their kid cant believe that woman in the picture is her, shes way too puny to be her mom
>She tries on her old outfit, it didn't stand a change against her pixar level hips and village feeding tits at all

>> No.44612627

Truckubus

>> No.44612658

>>44612538
>fathound is telling a story about the first time she and anon met
>kid laughs at the idea of her mom dive tackling him. no way she can get off the ground with her current frame, or even push anon around
>"oh really? is that what you think..."
>fathound stares at anon with a devilish grin
>the proceeding display of strength and agility to rape anon leaves both him and their child shocked

>> No.44612668

Hyuckubus

>> No.44612700

Thunderstruckubus

>> No.44612709

foxubus

>> No.44612738

>>44612658
>Thats what she thought in her head, in a dream
>Cut back to reality, anon is scratching her chin and shes stuck kicking her leg so very content
>Anon all the while has the smuggest smile on his face
>He tells her the true story
>Anon lured her in with good food then raped her after eating a raging shroom, then let her rape him for a day then raping her the next day and did that for 2 months straight

>> No.44612748

>He fell for the ol' free cock inspection trap

>> No.44612758

>>44612738
no, you can make the hellhound soft and lazy but you cant remove her pure muscle core.

>> No.44612776

>>44612748
But you got to get inspected regularly, why not just get it done for free? You'll save a lot

>> No.44612807

>>44612776
That doesn't explain why they have to describe every detail about my cock while the mirror in the room occasionally coughs or sneezes or makes schlicking noises.

>> No.44612825

>>44612758
never did, we just switch off who rapes who every other day
She is just that trusting of me and its fun to switch around

>> No.44612885

>>44612748
I mean it's free what did you expect me to do

>> No.44612895

>>44612885
let me guess, the unicorn was free too?

>> No.44612897
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The time of apophises and pharaohs is over. Now is the time of the bug

>> No.44612965

>>44610324
>smug monster brat says she'll milk you dry, you should surrender to loli pussy, etc.
>spends the rest of the night making embarassing o-faces and cumming from having her anus played with and fucked
Why are they like this

>> No.44613004

chubby jub who doesn't fly so good

>> No.44613012

>>44613004
I bet most jubs can't even fly all that good, too horny to fly.

>> No.44613015

>>44612895
Yeah

>> No.44613023

>>44613012
>she didn't fly so good

>> No.44613024

>>44613012
It's easier to spot and approach the male this way so they have reason to fly.

>> No.44613035

>>44613012
nono they get a see saw and get miss wock to jump on one end of it while they stand on the other.
With how fat she is, it's as good as flying

>> No.44613058

>>44612897
This girl has a lot going on, damn.

>> No.44613057

>>44612758
>guy runs his truck into a ditch in a volcanic region town
>he asks around for anyone that can help him get it unstuck, but all of the town's monsters are out on the seasonal hunt.
>all except for... anon's fathound.
>she's taking a nap on anon's porch. now we COULD get into /d/ tier descriptions, but lets just say she's very fat and you wouldnt expect her to be able to lift much more than a gallon jug of milk.
>the guy comes up to her and asks "do you know anybody that can help me? my truck is stuck and-"
>"yeah me."
>"you?"
>"yep. just give me a minute."
>'what a joke!', the guy thinks
>how could she move his truck? just walking to it alone is taking forever.
>eventually the two get to his truck.
>"so this is it?"
>"yeah, but i can understand if you cant help..."
>and she smirks, she SMIRKS! pah, at least watching her embarrass herself will be worth the trou-HOLY SHIT
>the fathound is lifting the truck over her head!
>it takes her a minute, but she gently places it back on the road.
>the guy is just standing there frozen in shock
>"so is there anything else you need or can i go back to sleep?"
>"..."
>"hello?"
>"huh? oh. y-yeah thats it. do you want anything in return or-"
>"yeah. to sleep."
>the hellhound slowly walks away, leaving the guy frozen in shock
>later, the town's monsters come back from the hunt
>group of hillbilly salamanders come up to the guy, one leans on his shoulder
>"so, ya had 'er help you huh?"
>"y-yes."
>the group bursts out into laughter
>"yeah! dont worry she got all of us like that once."
>the group walks away, the guy finally decides to drive off. this town is nuts.

>> No.44613076

>>44612885
>t. every boomer 30+ post portal
Literally easy prey.

>> No.44613095

if you think about it jubjubs are actually heckin cute birbirinos

>> No.44613114

>>44613095
Even at their horniest they don't use lingo this retarded.

>> No.44613122

>>44613095
which monster uses reddit on a regular basis?

>> No.44613132

>>44613122
Alps.

>> No.44613134
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>"More sacrifices to the mighty bull god."
>"Lay this man out upon the altar!"
>rough, yet petite, hands throw you down
>"Our weak kin to the east can only watch as we take what is owed to us!"
>an armored dwarf climbs atop you, spikey armor dangerously as glinting off the lavas light as she slowly exposes herself
>"Hashut! Hashut! Hashut!"

>> No.44613142

>>44613122
lesser succ

>> No.44613176

>>44613114
Chonky hornygirl shlicker shortstackerino

>> No.44613188

>>44613176
you could enrage a hag with that one.

>> No.44613206

I want a gremlin to beat me with a realm silver monkey wrench for using reddit on her PC

>> No.44613211

>>44613188
Or make her worried that you have brain damage.

>> No.44613247

>>44613211
oh no not a doting hag who breastfeeds me because she thinks I had a lobotomy haha

>> No.44613300

>>44613134
I was thinking this was going to be way more grim for a moment.

>> No.44613345

>>44613300
don't.

>> No.44613385

>>44613345
oh no, watch out! It's creativity!!

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>>44612000

>> No.44613400

>>44613122
Pyrows

>> No.44613407

>>44613122
Salamanders from that dragon princess game clearly would. They'd call it an app too.

>> No.44613410

>>44613400
Can't be, Pyrows have social skills.

>> No.44613413

Sometimes i wish i would walk into a rift in reality and land on a non-euclidian labyrinth with a Shoggoth stalking me, always out of sight. I want her to make me feel like i'm being hunted down by something cruel while she toys with my senses, only sometimes giving me glimpses of her true body before finally revealing herself fully and swallowing me with all her love in a mating embrace.

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>> No.44613505

>>44613410
You are correct, I was thinking about instagram or something.

>> No.44613517

>>44613134
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the /tg/ nigger thread is two pages down.

>> No.44613556

Business idea. Manticore proofing bedroom doors by making the handles look like cucumbers

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The foxes have already infiltrated your home

>> No.44613724

Business idea. Fox proofing houses by imposing an upper age limit on who can enter

>> No.44613744

>>44613724
you make more money by harnessing foxes

>> No.44613745
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jiggly slime ass

>> No.44613746

>>44613468
soft warm pillows

>> No.44613770

Business idea. Slime proofing houses by covering the entrances in cornstarch

>> No.44613811

>>44613707
>Call MGC Pest control to deal with a fox infestation
>Now I have a fox, kot and hellhound sitting on my couch eating my food and saying they can't find the pests.

>> No.44613821

>>44613770
You'd have to cover the entire width of the pipe to make it effective.

>> No.44613882

do not feed the foxes. they are needy, manipulative and moochers.

>> No.44613934

>>44613882
i fed one

>> No.44613943

>>44613934
expect more foxes to abuse your generosity, move into your living room, leave hair everywhere and sleep on your furniture.

>> No.44613984

>>44613943
better give me an endless free supply of mofumilk in return

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>>44594309

>> No.44614005

>>44613943
>One day anon is chilling on his porch
>It's raining and this sad looking wet fox girl approaches him looking all vulnerable
>Anon decides to pity this poor creature and give her some fried tofu and a nice soft spot on the couch
>The next day she has practically made herself at home and walking around wearing nothing but one of anons tshirts and is raiding the fridge
>Anon tries to protest this intrustion but she simply strips nude and squeezes anon dry of semen and goes back to eating and watching the price is right.

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>>44613943
>anon's home becomes known as the "foxhole"

>> No.44614050

>>44613943
Feh. I’ll just get a chesh to annoy the foxes enough they’ll leave on their own.

>> No.44614079

>>44613943
>Fox dresses herself up like a maid
>Proceeds to damage her own outfit, burning the sleeves, cutting the fabric etc.
>Add some fake bandages for good measure
>Find a cardboard box, write "will work 4 food" and wait for some poor sap to fall for it
>Inevitably get adopted when she says she'll be a maid
>Has never done a chore in her life
>Proceeds to NEET on anon's couch, eating junkfood all day and just being useless.
typical fox behaviour

>> No.44614086

>>44614005
Oh no, he has one of the breeders in his house. Before he knows it that one fox is gonna be twelve.

>> No.44614112

>>44614086
Hang on a minute, by my calculations if she has 12 foxlets per litter anon will be over ran by foxes in no less than 2 years, That's literally 1000's of lbs of tofu consumption, and in a few years they will want cellphones and pretty dresses. Anon will have to start robbing banks to support that many foxes.

>> No.44614121

>>44614112
they can afford it. foxes make a killing off permeable condoms

>> No.44614138

>>44613943
Just wait until one teleports the sperm out of your balls and you need to take responsiblity

>> No.44614143

>>44614112
That's no issue, his lazy fox problem is a few centuries old and has a loaded bank account, makes all her money off interest and dividends. That's why she's so lazy after all, she just pays everything done.

>> No.44614146

I'm not scared of any fox, I have a large surplus of ofuda specifically designed for sealing unruly foxes.
Got em cheap in bulk from NukiMart

>> No.44614165
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>>44612508
Alright you gopping little shit. I'm awake again and I'll give you an earnest answer. I don't like them because their entire way of coming to be is by parasitizing human women. "But Parasite Slime does the same thing!" No, shut the fuck up. Slime Carriers more or less live symbiotically with their hosts whereas Roper larva just dead-ass recode the woman's body into a semen milking machine completely autonomous and then start molesting her with its tentacles. Then to top shit off, the woman is at least mostly lucid and still retain human-like thoughts and behavior, so it's basically a woman getting tentacle graped by her own fucking body, even getting some tentacle bukkake going on in her mouth, on her face, etc.

I didn't want to bring it up because it almost comes off as stupidly, unintentionally against the spirit of MGE but that's more or less how KC wrote out the profile you carnal canine cavity of an Anon.

>> No.44614197

>>44614165
parasite slime does the same thing but roper can more effectively pull off cosplay
lil parasite slime face is cute as a button though

>> No.44614272

>our Mrs Hebi

>> No.44614328

All of this fox slander. Kitsnes are very dedicated to their husbands and diligent wives. They might require more care than your average Hellhound, but if you take the time to pay attention to her needs, she will reward you with unlimited mofu, milk and heavenly cuddles.

>> No.44614335

>Make a thread calling manticores vorefags on 4mon
>1000 replies

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>>44614050
>implying they wont team up to annoy (you) instead
foxes are tricksters to core. the only thing you might accomplish is getting chesh her first actual friend.

>> No.44614394

>>44614388
true, chesh is secretly cringe and very lonely. sad!

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>> No.44614411

>>44614272
>doesn't even go yan
>just gives Captain Anon those big sneky eyes and he agrees to at least take her to the next major settlement they come across

>> No.44614416

>>44614388
Pretty much this, about the only non wonderland monster that could get along with Cheshy is a fox.

>> No.44614417

>>44614410
her tail is pathetic, how is she supposed to cuddle up to a man? tailet.

>> No.44614431

>>44614272
>>44614411
how on earth does a snake fit on a spaceship?

>> No.44614442

>>44614431
see this taillet >>44614410

>> No.44614445

someone post a brown cow

>> No.44614475
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>>44614445
i can't

>> No.44614488

>>44614328
I'm surprised she let you stop brushing her tail long enough to type this

>> No.44614497

>>44614475
does she moo?

>> No.44614515

>>44614497
If you ask politely.

>> No.44614535

>>44614488
I don't like what you are implying anon. I brush my wive's tail out of my own volition and can stop at any time.

>> No.44614541

there is shooting yourself in the foot, and then there is sliding into a sleeping minos arms without waking her up

>> No.44614570

>>44614197
I don't care. I don't enjoy the idea of some fucking tentacle plant putting ovary parasites into women. Just like I don't like the idea of becoming a mother while a man because some fucking vagina with legs raped my face from an oddly moist egg on a derelict.

>> No.44614578
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is this a cat, bunny or a cow?

>> No.44614588

>>44614570
>Just like I don't like the idea of becoming a mother while a man because some fucking vagina with legs raped my face from an oddly moist egg on a derelict.
You have to admit, facehuggers are kind of kinky.

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>>44614588

>> No.44614620

>>44614541
Yeah but it looks so comfortable under that mass of muscle and Moo, it's obviously Liliths fault that monsters look so inviting not mine

>> No.44614638

>>44614411
>throughout the entire trip hebi is trying to get that little bit closer to the captian
>when they get to their destination something happens and they have to take off urgently
>with the snake still in tow

>> No.44614641

>>44614620
>Of muscle and moo
Hey, that's the name of my memoirs!

>> No.44614651

>>44614570
if anything, i'm more surprised you tolerate parasite slimes. does slime feel less penetrative to you?

>> No.44614653

>>44614578
shes soon to be pregnant

>> No.44614674

>>44614588
>Anon is a planet the realtor described as a fixer-upper
>Cockhugger-chan jumps him
>After hours of milking she finally scurries away
>Days of recuperation pass and anon regains the courage to exit his ship again
>A line has formed
>the cockhuggers were waiting patiently
BAD END

>> No.44614682

>>44614638
how will captain anon cope with the impending fact she may become a permanent member of the crew?

>> No.44614698

>>44614674
That's the stuff man. Just a harem of puppy like squid vaginas that love me.

>> No.44614715
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>> No.44614720

monster most changed by threadcanon?

>> No.44614723

>>44614682
locking his cabin at night

>> No.44614729

>>44614005
>>44614079
>fox becoming a neet in MY HOUSE
>the house of a fat fetishist
catastrophically poor judgement on her end.
id have left her figure alone if she was willing to do her fair share of work, but now she leaves me no choice...

>> No.44614734

>>44614272
?

>> No.44614737

>>44614720
greenworm

>> No.44614738

>>44614720
Lilim probably

>> No.44614739
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44614739

that thick long tongue squirming in your mouth...

>> No.44614743

>>44614651
It's more or less the fact that while Parasite Slimes also parasitize human women, end result is that they are more or less just an extension of her thought patterns and live rather symbiotically with her. Profile even states they can do things like errands, eliminate foreign enemies, etc. without her having to really think about it and allow the main body to continue fucking.

Ropers just more or less invade the body of a woman, molest her in their larval state against her will ( to include the afformentioned tentacle grape bukkake which gives her a powerful aphrodisiac ) and more or less makes her a half-slime/half-plant monster fully only after having sex with a human man.

I guess a TL;DR version would be like this:

I tolerate Parasite Slimes because ultimately at the end of the day the host and Slime effectively become two 'sisters' sharing the same body. You have the genki Slime and the horny human woman. Ropers I tolerate much less because their profile is written in such a way that it comes off as mid-90's hentai like Magical Woman Meruru in that the woman's agency is completely removed in favor of self molestation via tentacles.

>> No.44614746

>>44614720
jabberwock

>> No.44614748

>>44614720
wock and wurm

>> No.44614750

>>44614720
Threadcanon Lilims are practically reverse of actual lims. But I gotta say, seeing clueless anons get iseaki'd into MGE and then absolutely rekt by mamono they underestimated based on thread memes would be hilarious

>> No.44614762

>>44614750
Oh no, the sexy demon lady is going to wring me out because i underestimated her, how horrible.

>> No.44614778

>>44614723
>>44614682
>>44614638
>>44614411
>>44614272
what vessel does captain anon fly and who are his faithful crew?

>> No.44614780

>>44614750
The common succ on the other hand is probably overestimated by a factor of 10.
Haha don't succ me silly monstergirls

>> No.44614786

>>44614762
Or it turns out you're not her destined soulmate and she just tosses you into the barracks of her underlings, after blasting you with mindbreak aura that is

>> No.44614785

>>44614734
Firefly reference

>> No.44614810

>>44614786
Being in a room full of horny cute monstergirls that would rape me for 3 nights straight before finally mellowing out and start calling me hubby while taking me out on dates on the mamono realm sonds like a nightmare.

>> No.44614814

>>44614810
MGE upsets me.

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>>44614762
oh nooo and you'll have to marry the demon lord oh noo what a travesty nooooo

>> No.44614818

>>44614814
That's because it's bad.

>> No.44614823
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>>44614750
>"Awful confident for someone without fire immunity, boy"

>> No.44614838

>>44614823
Awful confident for a lizard without dick immunity

>> No.44614843

>>44614810
They'll battle for dominance to see who gets you first.
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
Fuck You
Oh, Fuck You leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough.
Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!
Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?
Yeah, no problem buddy!
You got it. Get out of that uh, jabroni outfit.
Yeah, smart ass.
I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

>> No.44614864

>>44614778
The fastest smuggling vessel you can find crewed by
>scurrying numerous goblin tinkerers
>a young, hyperactive salamander who's flames only come out when she feels the "flame of desire"(she insists when she demands to fuck before every big heist)
>a no nonsense harpy savage you picked up from some backwater
>and your right hand dog girl who's been by your side since day one, affectionately nicknamed chewbacca sith.

>> No.44614869

>>44614335
>They all embrace the title
>A mix of poorly photoshopped and expertly photoshopped pics of manticores eating men flood the thread
>A mix of good and bad acting
>That one random manticore that doesn't like the moniker, 100 posts by this ID

>> No.44614876

>>44614817
I will not yield to any evil demon. Especially not one that would be my wife and finally fill the hole in my heart.

>> No.44614879

>>44614785
No

>> No.44614885

>>44614838
>anon blindly charges at a dragonia guard because mere lizard memes
>5 minutes later he's dragged to the guard barracks and put into amazon position by a muscular dragon woman
>begs her to stop and says his legs hurt
>"what, there's 4 of my friends waiting for their turn"

>> No.44614893

>>44614720
Raiju

>> No.44614895

>>44614876
Will you yield to a morally ambiguous demon with complex motivations?

>> No.44614896

>>44614893
zap weasel? really?

>> No.44614897
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>I seriously hope you don't do this, Anon

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>>44614897
Wear armor you faggot.

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>>44614897

>> No.44614918

>>44614896
maybe he wasn't around for the ace stuff
i couldn't count that as threadcanon

>> No.44614930
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>>44614896
>>44614918
Lol, fucking Ace.

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>>44614885
If I believe hard enough and show those dumb dragons the memes portraying them as the mere then I'll eventually win

>> No.44614937

>>44614914
Why is she holding that sword like a batter does a bat in baseball?

>> No.44614953

>>44614895
Will highly depend on those motivations and if i can set her straight on a path to good. Surely i can heal whatever wound she has kept from her past and show her a bright future as a fair ruler, and my wife.

>> No.44614995

>the cheekiest
>of the kikiest

>> No.44615006

>>44614995
no! anything but the Kiki with the chesh grandmother!

>> No.44615013

>>44614932
>quote from anon PLAPed

>> No.44615034

>>44614995
>Cheeki Kiki

>> No.44615039

>>44615006
>haha! I've inherited grandma's powers, I'll be back home in no time!
>teleports right into anon's room
>her clothes got left behind

>> No.44615042

>>44615034
get out of here stalker

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>>44615042

>> No.44615103

>>44615051
I'd unironically let a kiki light me up with a demonic silver ak-47. As long as she takes responsibility afterwards.

>> No.44615127

>>44613943
imma make 'em fat

>> No.44615152

>>44614823
imma wrestle her into a mating press

>> No.44615161
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What a hairy situation!

>> No.44615287

>>44615161
A close shave?

>> No.44615304

>>44615287
A bald hairgirl becomes a human woman.

>> No.44615314

>>44615304
So a reverse Sampson and Delilah?

>> No.44615331

>>44615304
You can take the hair out of the kejourou
but you can't take me away from the kejourou
you also can't take the gum out of her hair

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>> No.44615408

>Go to MGC pancake place by myself
>Obviously single, already getting some raised eyebrows
>Ask for the 'Cutesy couples special' becaues its got the best sauce
>Yes, I tell the waitress, I am going to eat it by myself
>Entire diner goes silent
>Feel many, many pairs of eyes on me as I eat my meal for two by myself

Why have so many monster things got to be couple exclusive?

>> No.44615417
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>>44615304
>>44615331
>Bald hairgirl
>You can take the hair out of the kejourou
Perish the thought! Kej hair is to be loved and cherished!

>> No.44615424

>>44615408
You are just lucky you didn't go to MGC Wafflehouse. You wouldn't have had time to sit down if they knew your were single.

>> No.44615456

>>44615408
Eat too fast, unicorn interrupts
>"Anon, stop! Your going to choke! Let me do the heimlim maneuver, take off your shirt!"
Eat too slowly, minotaur takes offense
>"ANON! YOU HAVE PUNY APPAHTAYTE! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW EET IS DONE. THEN WE HAVE SEX!"
Leave some over at the end, kobold slides into booth
>"Wow anon, you want me to finish that off for you? Oh, you've got some crumbs on your cheek."
Eat all of it at the right pace, pancake chef succ comes out to congratulate you
>"You really liked that huh, Sugar? Imagine that but every morning. Then we can both have some breakfast in bed... ~"

>> No.44615466
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44615466

Uh Oh. What is the Big Pharma Sabbath trade secreting this time?

>> No.44615473

>>44615424
Don't monster girls have a sense for that sort of thing? They could just be biding their time.

>> No.44615477

>>44615424
I bet MGC Wafflehouse has seen some seriously fucked up shit

>> No.44615478

>>44615408
>monstergirls feeling bad for you as they watch you eat

>> No.44615484

>>44615478
>>44615408
oh come on, anon can't look THAT sad while eating his favourite pancakes

>> No.44615505

>>44615484
He doesn't have to look sad, it's already sad watching him eat a couples meal alone.

>> No.44615537

>>44615478
>Anon used to just stay at home all the time
>Now he finds he likes spending his days outside.
>Going to movies, playing at the arcade, eating at restaurants, whatever
>Sure he does it all alone, and yes this is something monster girls have taken note of
>But this isn't something he dwells on.
>Even as he orders or goes to events meant for couples.

>> No.44615540
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44615540

Shock weasle step aside

>> No.44615541

I used to be a shoggist, but now I'm a kikiite.

>> No.44615546

>>44615540
All this and I'm disappointed there isn't a single pikachu reference.

>> No.44615550

>>44615505
Now tell the monsters that he does it on the regular, putting a bit of money away each week to always eat the same couples meal by himself in the same spot. They would think him so lonely, it'd break their hearts.
Anon, of course, just wants to eat his damn pancakes.

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Reminder; monstergirls have a highly elevated sense of empathy. Yes, even the smug and prideful ones.

>> No.44615599

>>44615550
>"Am I bothered eating alone?"
>"Not really. Some people just don't end up with someone you know?"
>Eros monsters in the diner take a moment to compose themselves. A houri nearly slams her fists on her table but is barely able to stop.

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>>44615562
>big, mean looking dragongirl approaching single Anon eating his pancakes for two
>asks him what he thinks he's doing eating at a couple's restaurant, eating a couple's meal even, alone
>responds that he always eats alone and spends most of his time solitary because he likes the peace and quiet
>almost chokes on his pancakes when the scary dragon starts tearing up at him, still with a completely stone face

>> No.44615613

>>44615562
I'm going to take all the mean and snide comments at face value and let it ruin my day!

>> No.44615622

>>44615613
No wait you're meant to get off to that.

>> No.44615623

scary monster tracks you down and pins you against a wall? just shit yourself. Works everytime

>> No.44615625

imma just steal meat and eat it raw, bones and all and sleep in some corner of an abandoned building
no monster would want a savage like that

>> No.44615629

>>44615625
there are multiple monstergirls that match that exact savage energy
prepare to be claimed

>> No.44615640

>>44615629
im running from them and might end up in some hakus house or something
shivering and hungry

>> No.44615649

>>44615622
It's too late! I've already internalized it!

>> No.44615655

>>44615408
>>44615562
>"I uh... just never met someone, you know? Never imagined myself marired so I don't put myself out there."
>"I don't mind. I like the peace and quiet. The home can get a little lonely, so I come here."
>"Yeah, I do eat a lot. I skip breakfast sometimes, which might be why."
>"It's my birthday next week. I'm planning on treating myself to some more pancakes then. Don't tell the staff, I don't want to attract more attention to myself than I already do. I'd rather not spoil their meals."
Sad pancake anon.

>> No.44615658

I'd be the type to act the fool but hide the pains with laughter and that's gonna get a bogey bogie duo after me

>> No.44615661

>>44615658
I'd be the type to not act at all and keep a stone face at all times, because I'm an apathetic fuck.

>> No.44615664

>>44615655
You're not supposed to tell a monster girl when your birthday is. I thought everyone knew that. They'll force you along with them for a memorable day of fun!

>> No.44615674

I for one am a vocal critic of monster dress reforms in MGC that state that underwear and bikinis are perfectly fine as every day clothing.

>> No.44615675

>>44615661
sounds like u either gonna get a bogie, a chesh, a kakuen or all three

>> No.44615681

>talk yourself down
>say no monster should bother since you'll just drag them down with you
>walk away
Its just that easy

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>>44615473
For sure, but MGC Wafflehouse is not a high class establishment.
>>44615477
If the waitress doesn't rape you one of the monsters in the other booths will. Anon is gonna get scattered smothered and covered.

>> No.44615694

>>44615681
Just keep claiming you have someone you're interested in when you're asked, even though you don't.

>> No.44615697
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44615697

I'm going to go to all sorts of nice resturants alone and enjoy the food without company!
I'll make sure to get a two seater every time in order to kick my feet up on the opposite chair while enjoying the quality food! If any monster asks I'll tell them i'm waiting for my human girlfriend that will never show up because she doesn't exist, they'll never be the wiser!

>> No.44615699

>>44615685
>Sit down
>Booth of scary, beeg monsters opposite side of the restauraunt staring at you
>Ignore them
>Waitress goes over to them
>They point at you
>Waitress comes over to you
>"Hi I'd like a-"
>Picked up by waitress
>Delivered to their table

>> No.44615703

To hell with this pancake place! I'm going out for crepes instead.

>> No.44615722

>>44615655
>Anon goes to pancake place for his birthday
>Sits by himself, does the normal thing
>Hums Happy Birthday to himself softly
>This was the straw that broke the camel's back

>> No.44615726

>>44615697
>Eventually when this supposed girlfriend never shows up, they assume you were stood up

>> No.44615727

>>44615703
great idea! the crepe place is functionally identical to the pancake place except for two differences:
the pancakes are thinner
and the monsters have french accents

>> No.44615731

>TFW just want to re-enact being a nerd like Avatar TLA elemental girls
>None of them are into the idea
>Dark Elementals and a Malef arrive, seeing your woes
>Offer to become your Four Fiends of the Elements and your most powerful Ally/Master
>TFW you're all but Golbez now

>> No.44615735

>>44615727
Perfect! Still gonna eat there alone though.

>> No.44615739

>>44615703
>>44615727
You forgot the part where you say
>I'd like a crepe
And they say
>You'd like to be raped?

>> No.44615754

>>44615703
Fuck crepes, they have the texture of wet paper and have no substance to them at all.

>> No.44615763

>>44615731
>Blond Kej cosplaying as Barbariccia

>> No.44615766

fuck that imma get a damn bacon burger with eggs, mao and ketchup with some damn fries like a true burger would

>> No.44615767

>>44615722
The monster girls are surprisingly tolerant of someone being single if that was the breaking point.

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>>44615722
>cupid across the restaurant brutalizing her beret in frustration as she witnesses such a sad display

>> No.44615780

>on page 10 for over 12 hours now and not even the last thread in the catalog
Holy crap /jp/ is slow today.

>> No.44615796

>>44615780
Finally

>> No.44615798

>The Pancake Man is an infamous, high-budget, monster tragedy movie
>The critics say that its a deep dive into the human psyche, and about the fragility and sadness of the human condition, and what being lonely is truly like.
>Highly controversial, banned in some countries for being too sad.
>Is known to cause local tissue shortages whenever it is aired
>"Every bite a bite of sadness, of sorrow, of a kind of mindset that destroys a man." is what the critics say
>You just see three hours of anon eating pancakes

>> No.44615800

>>44615726
>concerned manager gives you a free dessert as a gift
And they were never the wiser!

>> No.44615805

>>44615780
/jp/ is healing...

>> No.44615810

>>44615739
the really insidious part about this is that they can handwave their obviously intentional misinterpretation as a language barrier
the french accents have a purpose

>> No.44615818

>>44615703
You want crepes?
TOO BAD, HERE'S CREEPS, FUCK YOU

>> No.44615820

>>44615800
For now. They'll catch on sooner or later.

>> No.44615831

>>44615798
But... what kind of pancakes?

>> No.44615834

>>44615798
>the entire film is three hours of Anon narrating how much he loves pancakes and is completely fine being alone
>The monologue while he's pouring syrup is known to cause monsters to go into a catatonic state as he comments on the happy couples and comes to the conclusion that he doesn't need another soul to be happy
>The subplot of the mamono waiter he winds up rejecting because it would get in the way of his isolation and that he doesn't wish to take a wife when he doesn't have any excitement to spare was actually known to cause cupids to hospitalize

>> No.44615838

>>44615763
>Chuuni Lich and Ghoul pretend to be Scarmiglione

>> No.44615846
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44615846

A new one, I think.

>> No.44615870

>>44615834
>>44615798
The director's cut has a scene where The Pancake Man sees he has a missed call from his childhood friend, and decides not to call her back.
He figures it can't have been important, and they haven't spoken in so long that she wouldn't know him anymore.

Needless to say, this is not the version shown in cinemas

>> No.44615869

>>44615798
>>44615834
>Another Anon, having never seen the movie or even being aware of it, sits alone at the same pancake place

>> No.44615884

>>44615870
>Needless to say, this is not the version shown in cinemas
That's fair, that would even make me angry.

>> No.44615890

>>44615838
>Umi-osho as Cagnazzo

>> No.44615918

>>44615722
>"alright, what happened on the twelfth? how did the entire interior get destroyed"
>"well..."
>the manager goes onto explain this one anon kept coming in once a week to get pancakes all alone
>one day he came in, ordered his usual, sat down, and put a candle on his stack
>the moment he started humming happy birthday everyone went into a frenzy trying to claim him for themselves.
>he managed to escape, unfortunately
>the boss is sitting there bawling her eyes out

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>>44615869
So that was why 24th and main was locked down until the mamono stopped rioting after the MGC SWAT team extracted him...
>>44615870
The part that got it banned in some Mamono realms and even some Eros centric order territory was the scene where one the baker mamono that he see's every morning to pick up his morning pastry offers to give him a two for one deal if he'll pass over his number. Only for the pancake man to politely refuse stating that he's not interested in that kind of relationship at this point in his life. He internally justifies that while Ms.Troll is a wonderful women and would make some lucky man very happy he just isn't looking for a relationship, he gets enough excitement everyday enjoying good food and a quiet life.

>> No.44615943

>>44615918
>Pancake anon was never seen at that place again
>They say he just makes pancakes for himself at home now.

>> No.44615944

>>44615920
>by the end of the movie the entire audience of monsters is in shambles
>ends off on the line
>"ive thought about finding someone once or twice... but im just too simple, i wouldnt want to disappoint anyone"

>> No.44615960

It's September and I have my window open at night in a nordic country. Still doesn't feel chilly or cold.

>> No.44615965

>>44615960
It's fucking cold in Ireland but I don't hear the banshees wail.

>> No.44615976

>>44615943
>anon's childhood friend worked at the pancake restaraunt
>she was just happy to see him come in every week, even if it broke her heart to see him sit alone all day. no matter how many times she asked if it would be fine if she sat with him quietly.
>when he didnt show up for his usual the other employees had to console her
>now she's on paid leave, putting up missing posters everywhere and going door to door trying to find him.
>she isnt even looking to force him into a relationship, she just wants to make sure he's ok and to eat pancakes with him.

>> No.44615982

>>44615944
>And right behind him is a ghost that's been stalking him the whole film, she was there at all times
>Also when anon is seen talking to himself there is some static
>He thinks that the ghost is but his own delusion

>> No.44615981

>>44615976
das cute

>> No.44615990

>>44615944
>post credit epilogue where pancake anon is visiting his mother and he's enjoying some homemade pancakes
>she asks him if he's found somebody yet
>he mentions that he's found some good women but he isn't interested in anyone particularly since he doesn't have anything that interests them
>she tries talking him into meeting up with his old friend who monsterized recently, saying she's been asking about him even before she turned
>he refuses while his mother looks on dejected
The actor who played pancake man had to go into hiding for his own safety thanks to his stellar acting

>> No.44615994

>>44615976
What kind of monster is the childhood friend? This is important.

>> No.44615995

>>44615990
Incidentally the actor is also single and isn't interested in a relationship

>> No.44616011

>>44615994
intentionally ambiguous so you can decide.
maybe its a goat cashier, maybe its a lamia chef, maybe its a fox waitress.

>> No.44616034

>>44616011
>the ambiguous childhood friend character becomes a stand-in for every lonely monster
>pancake anon fansites have entire sections dedicated to childhood friend fanfiction and roleplaying
>the more deranged monsters believe themselves to be the character
>some make a habit out of visiting restaurants every day, ordering a single coffee and waiting for hours for a single anon to come by and get some pancakes

>> No.44616043

>>44615990
I loved his monologue in the third act
>I've... seen things you monsters would not believe
>Girls asking me for my number, though they know I'm just a client
>I've watched waitresses ask me to the park, but I politely ask them to take my plate.
>All those moments will be lost
>Like syrup down the sink
>Time to dine

>> No.44616071

>>44616034
pancake man x reader
pancake man x druella
pancake man x childhood friend
pancake man x pancake alp

>> No.44616079

All I'm getting from this story is to get the food to go and eat in the car for safety and concealment

>> No.44616083

>>44616079
but then you have nowhere to run when that permavirgin kot finally goes into heat and tears your car door off.

>> No.44616088

>>44616079
>leave the well lit and populated restaurant to walk down a long, dark, empty parking lot with plenty of cover to lay in ambush
congrats on your marriage anon

>> No.44616095

>>44616083
>Anon gets safari'd by the Jinko hag

>> No.44616103

>>44616079
Now they'll assume that you're too depressed to even eat in public, you're only making them worry more.

>> No.44616105

well imma just not mention the fact that I'm single at all, and sleep in a nice comf bed and try not to show how empty I might feel, coming home to no one at the door

>> No.44616112

>>44616105
Hope your windows are locked, they can smell loneliness

>> No.44616113

>So, you like pancakes do you pancake man?
>Well, have all the pancakes in the world!
>Wakes up every morning to demon in nude aside from apron carrying a plate of his favourite pancakes
The good, TOTALLY CANON, ending

>> No.44616115

>>44616112
What does loneliness smell like to them?

>> No.44616116

>>44616103
>I just don't feel like I should take up space in the restaurant since it's just me. They can serve more couples and make more money that way!

>> No.44616119

I am 26 and perfectly able to take care of myself

>> No.44616127

>>44616112
they could probably tell from the eyes bereft of life that I have

I'm 22 and am not able to take of myself

>> No.44616132

>>44616116
>Hellhounds, succs and other horny monsters pressing themselves against the restauraunt window is ruining the view for the other patrons! I'll just eat cold pancakes at home...

>> No.44616147

>tfw no big american cheshs to fuck with you

>> No.44616149
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>>44606224
>A world where a fat girl is just one with big fat tits
>It's not the one I live in

It's not fair

>> No.44616154

>>44616147
>try to leave for work
>american chesh is sitting infront of your door eating a burger, you cant open it.
>try to leave through the back door
>instead met with her "double wide back door"

>> No.44616159

Depressed anons get arrested and sentenced to stressball duty for hags

>> No.44616178

>>44616159
>Oh no I've gotten arrested. I've inconvenienced all these officers who were better off chasing actual criminals

>> No.44616191

>>44616178
>anon shortly before getting squeezed and squished by a big hag

>> No.44616195

>>44616159
Eat out your hag neighbour's ass, and you can take a bite out of crime!

>> No.44616207

>>44616154
>Tfw you finally satifsy her , you stumble to your work
>She keeps messing with, using her massive ass to give you assjobs
>Suddenly frenches you when you turn your head to see something at your side, usually her anus
>When you come back home, your smothered in XXX lbs of American made Cheshire

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Moo

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44616225

>>44616079
>Knock Knock Anon
>MGC PD
>Why are you eating alone in your car?

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>>44616217
Damned lactose demons

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>>44616149
life is so cruel

>> No.44616243

>>44616225
Your choices are either roll up the window and keep eating or demand to know what you're doing wrong like a sov cit

>> No.44616263

>>44616237
>>44616217
Gotta say, the bull demons sure do look a lot different now...

>> No.44616276

>>44616243
>I anon y mous a man of FLESH AND BLOOD Revoke Reject and Rescind all claims of the demon lord and her maritime courts. I am a Sovergin of the land and representing the corporation of ANON Y MOUS therefore without any-
>Yeah yeah got it sir, you were travelling, not driving. Now what I am about to do to you is not rape, it's one-party consent sex

>> No.44616295

>>44616242
Ah, concerned looking monster girls! My weakness!

>> No.44616300

>>44616295
shes concerned youre not currently being smothered in tits and ass

>> No.44616317

>>44615920
I bet this is required watching for cadet cupids

>> No.44616350

>>44616317
The viewing of such intense training material jumps the washout rate up by 50%.

>> No.44616363

>>44616350
what's a cupid dropout do for a living?

>> No.44616366

>>44616363
make lovey dovey fanfics.

>> No.44616367

>>44616363
eat hot ramen all day and watch cheesy romance flicks

>> No.44616376

>>44616363
Private, extralegal matching. They join a PEC (para-eros company) and do unsactioned operations for money. Lonely dragons, impatient tanukis, and Pharaohs with NEET daughters are their top customers.
Alternatively they become shut-ins and do >>44616366 >>44616367

>> No.44616391

>>44616376
>dark cupid freelancing for the fallen god
hmm

>> No.44616447

>>44616276
Being a lolberg would be fun in MGC.

>> No.44616453

im going to grope miss officer

>> No.44616471

>>44616391
>hathorite cupids

>> No.44616473

>>44616363
Follow anon around, he can fix her probably.

>> No.44616485

im going to fall asleep in ms hakus biology class
and she will not use my body as a teaching aid

>> No.44616530

>>44616485
>monster biology class
>called up to the front with your highschool sweetheart to demonstrate a mating press for all the single boys and girls

>> No.44616544

>>44616530
>you get a C because she didn't get pregnant
i knew i should've yelled get pregnant

>> No.44616557

>>44616544
it was a group project so you both get a c

>> No.44616565

>>44616530
>tfw i ask the teacher to help me since i don't have one

>> No.44616580

>>44616565
Teacher is married, Anon. Otherwise she would never get any teaching done, hitting on all the single guys. You're supposed to use what you learn watching on your crush.

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