/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Actually had a dream today where I had a kiki meido. She was cleaning the house, specifically the carpeted stairs leading up to the 2nd floor. I don't live in a house with two floors nor do we have carpeted stairs, but ya know, dream world. She was very meticulous with her cleaning and was being provocative with her hip swaying movements as she cleaned. Though her demeanor was that of a stern meido when cleaning, she was very sweet and soft spoken when chatting with.

Hope I dream of her again.

>>24043623
No, you don't understand. How far inside her? I need measurements, markers, etc.
Are we talking into her esophagus or even stomach? Into her uterus? Halfway up her lower intestine?

Balls deep can mean anything depending on the size of a man's wiener.

MERE
FEMALE
JELLIES

>>16684612
I will be protected by my Kiki!

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this Kiki with you!

Shoggies are for bullying

>>15836991
interchanging gif of this and that when?

>>15735821
One must die and one must live. The one who survives will inherit the title of Meido.

>>15720148
I need someone to make these two pics into a cycling gif after lining them up.

>>15673646
Back, foul beast!

I bet Kikimora's would secretely make for great Knights, fighting evil shoggoths in armored maid outfits with weaponized brooms!

A Kiki has challenged you to a duel!

If you lose, you must pet her three, and exactly three, but no less than three and no more than four and four itself times on her head.
If you win, she will pat your head the exact amount of three, and three times alone. With four, five and six times being no exception, and certainly more than two times being the norm.
If you both lose, you both must ruffle eachothers hair once and only one time. The ruffling must take place in a similar fashion, with no hairs or ears being skipped.
Uppon failure of any of these conditions, the ultimate penalty shall be: marriage and atleast two, but preferably more than four, but certainly better five, Kiki children.

Do you accept her conditions?

>>14589767
>>14589768
Oh my.

>>14569986
You cannot escape your fate Master! You will be healthy!

Oh shit! Your Kiki challenges you to a duel!

Have a kiki sketch