/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>48405261
>I hear mariachi static on the radio...

>>48285631
Can't leave the jungle hut without brown kot butt and head rubbing all over me, she can't speak any english beyond the word penis, which she frequently yells whenever she is in the mood, unfortunately the other taco kots in the village are now learning this word and cheer as she drags me back into the tent for the "ritual".

>>47989525
Portals Need To Open now so I can go exploring a new world and bring these Kots the word of god.

>>47845793
Might as well open a taqueria at that point, they won't try to abscond with your waiters and they will be interested in becoming waitresses as well to meat unsuspecting husbands, its a win win. Make sure the hot sauce comes in 2 variants so both the humans and the kots can enjoy it.

How do I escape a monster girl’s leglock technique?

>>47635899
Only by the grace of our christian god can we civilize these savage kots.

>>47344248
>Getting sacrificed to the jungle kot's fertility goddess
>Taking big sips of baja blast and tequila from the sacred chalice of her navel
>Your new kot wife prepares you the next morning with a delicious but spicy as hell chorizo and egg burrito for breakfast
>Enjoy the pampering while it lasts because you are getting sacrificed again tonight

Despite the Rapid industrialization of MGC, still be advised that various monsters will still "attack" lone human men at night. Please be aware of your surroundings while traveling alone. The MGC transit authority will not be liable for any surprise marriages.

>Be Me, Famous Explorer and Conquistador Ponce De Anon
>Spend 3 months at sea searching for a new land that is supposedly filled with gold and brown skinned kot women that worship strange gods
>Finally reach land, tell my men to stay on the ship I am going to explore solo as to not frighten the natives
>After going inland for about 1 mile I have the strangest feeling that I am being watched but I don't observe anything visible
>Finally come to a small clearing and decide to eat my hardtack but oddly enough there is a single plate of tacos, crunchwraps and salsa along with an ice cold carbonated teal beverage.
>I quickly forget about my stale hardtack as my mouth begins to water at the sight of the food not noticing the muffled feminine giggles coming from the tree tops
>Once fed I notice how lethargic I am and the last thing I remember before being bonked on the head is blonde fur and brown skin and claws dragging me off into the dense jungle
>I awake in this circumstance

>>45896827
>Be me
>Sitting in my quiet European village in the year of our lord 1500 AD
>Notice some strange looking canoes being rowed on the river
>Wild looking brown kot eared women come ashore totally naked save for some feathers and body paints.
>I don't know where they are taking us but the food is spicy as hell and they are very into "cuddling" so I don't mind.
Sunset invasion getting "sacrificed" to some brown kot fertility goddess.

>>45498113
A steadfast heart and determination to convert them to Christianity. It will involve a lot of being fruitful and multiplying and they will still be savage kots at the end of the day with a warped view on the bible and they will still offer sacrafices to their kot gods but they will be a little more civilized.

>>45335027
But anon, I can't resist chorizo egg burritos and baja blast. If it risks me ending up caught balls deep in a brown kot so be it.

>>45209180
>It was meant to be a short expedition of cultural understanding
>First contact was made 6 months ago with a tribe of kots in the jungle
>The conquistador sent before you hasn't returned and the only response was a letter sent back in a bottle by magic or whatever
>The letter was his name and a large paw print in some dye made from berries the meaning of this hasn't been deciphered so you anon the cultural ambassador have been sent to see what has befallen your countryman
>Upon landing on the shores of kot country nice beach with some pawprints and a humans bootprints lay in the sand
>At least this confirms he is unharmed
>Finally you begin to approach the jungle and are caught in large pit covered with leaves
>It doesn't take long and a bunch of delicious brown kots are looking down at you with curiosity speaking in a tongue you can't understand
>They take you blindfolded and bound about a mile inland
>When the blindfold is removed you notice you have been bound to a large stone slab, thankfully you aren't injured but still being abducted like this is enough to make you panic
>It isn't long before some sort of priestess emerges from a hut, she is adorned with all manner of feathers and polished stones and a staff with some sort of object you recognize from your homeland, a humble brush of human design
>She begins shaking the brush over your body and hers in some ritualistic fashion and then climbs on top of you while doing the same then begins brushing your head and gyrating and rubbing that will surely earn you a place in the fires of eternal damnation
>After this she begins brushing her furry bits from head to toe and begins unbinding your hands
>Once your hands are free her attendants bring out a large bowl filled with a frothy chocolate drink that is very sweet but also spicy
>She takes a thoughtful drink and places it in your hands and beckons you to consume it as well
>Things get hazy after that but when you awaken the next morning you and the priestess are nude in the hut on what can be described as a soft bed of feathers and furs
>Looks like you are not going to be able to report on what you find in the land of the jungle kots.
I guess they will continue sending more men to see what happened to you and conquistador anon, not that the kots will mind they need husbands.

>>45181631
>Whoa, I thought it was a nightmare
>Lord, it's all so true
>They told me "Don't go walkin' slow
>The Devil's on the loose"
THEY ARE IN THE TREES!

>>45064852
Welp, I am gonna risk it.

>>45022590
I don't need to understand when she is making those eyes and pointing to her el gatito

>>44733733
This kot is in need of christ.

DEATH BY SNU SNU
DEATH BY SNU SNU

>>44167127
I fell in love with a mexican giiiiirl....

>>44054993
She will learn the Lords Language, English, or at the very least Spanish is also acceptable. She will accept Jesus Christ

>>44020283
I have landed in the new world, surrounded by very large cat women, they seem friendly.