/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44615473
For sure, but MGC Wafflehouse is not a high class establishment.
>>44615477
If the waitress doesn't rape you one of the monsters in the other booths will. Anon is gonna get scattered smothered and covered.

>>43086938
>>43086945
As if I would ever lose to some savage creature who can't even spell her own name. I'm a proud magical scholar, and I won't be reduced to some mindless mutt-humper. If this idiot thinks she's going to slobber all over me without a fight, she's in for a rude awakening.

>>43052428
>but
>no buts!
>she was whimpering, and you were just going to let her freeze!
>hellhound is panting and licking her lips behind the succubus animal control officer

>>42872219
Civilizing a wild hellhound isn't done over night, she'll never be tame but you can probably get her to eat at the table with a fork and convince her that brushing feels good and by proxy her mofu will become a little softer.

>>42822781
>tell a hellhound not to listen to you
>her face turns purple trying to figure out what she should do to properly defy you
>your smugness ensures that she will feel like she lost no matter what she does

>>41995989
you can completely disarm any wan by doing that, but bear in mind that as soon as your hand is removed, they will jump your bones, and the longer you pat, the harder will she come (and cum) upon you
>>41996044
ignore him and talk about cute monsters instead
schizos are like tulpas - you ignore them untill they disappear

>>38896520
Noooo, I want to wageslave and be miserable. You can't make me be happy and loved, this is so unwholesome.

>>38669830
now my house smells like burning dog
thank you

>>38206701
Fun game: Tell us the species of your wife and your 5 favourite sex positions.
Name some that are either possible or improved because of her monster features.

>>37046463
Death and rape by angels. Much better to be alive and be raped by heckwans and succubi.

>>34694782
Tell me more about it on /trash/

This is an ancient throwback, but someone requested a greentext with the premise that a hellhound/jinko gets more aggressive with the guy she saves as he keeps failing to reply.

https://pastebin.com/RxKXK6Lc

This was a lot of fun to write.

>>23746132

Or just imagine her with muscle, either already as that or through mamono mana sex transformation. I mean, profile Hellhound has no muscles, doesnt stop from lots of houndfags to see her muscled.

Sleepy dog!