Monster Girl Thread

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BEHOLD

A FOX

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>>44218093
>Anon gives a hellhound fried tofu
>"BEHOLD A FOX!"
>'Anon are you dumb?'

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>There is no good and evil. There is only weight, and those too weak to lift it.

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We are facing a fox burger epidemic

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>>44218104
>Suplexes Anon and earns a glare from Nurse Uni

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>>44218104
I want to have sex with fit undead, but pear shaped undead little girls are fine too

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>>44218100
BEHOLD

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>>44218104
>Subject: Anon
>current experiment proves that physical contact is difficult, if not impossible, for a human to ignore
>while engaged in physical contact, Anon has said my name eleven times more than he would on a typical day
>physical contact has also increased his heartrate and perspiration
>my own arousal has also increased as a result of this contact
>more study is needed

>AHHH MISS LICH, I'M SORRY!
>I don't know what I did, but please stop practicing your wrestling holds on me!

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>>44218117
>"Diogenes please, we don't need thi-"
>Slaps a Bunyip on a table
>"BEHOLD! A kitsune!"

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>>44218100
Is your fox wife actually a fox or something more sinister.

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>>44218104

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>>44218306
How come jobless reincarnate had so few monster girls? Are they just too much for people?

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>>44218289
It turns out that "Identifying Mofu" actually IS required reading for a reason.

>>44218306
Sorry Anon, it looks like your starting point is out in Muscle Country instead of the Greenrealm

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>>44218116
>pear shaped undead little girls are fine too
I want to assault big loli lich butt in positions impossible for a girls that don't levitate

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I wanna sniff danuki breath!

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I also wanna molest danuki ears

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>>44218324
That's fine. Surely they'd never start me off with anything more than I could handle.

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>>44218567
I hope you know how to combo.
Because there will be no tutorial.

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>>44218289
How does she hide or explain the eye flames. Next chapter of scarred prey when.

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>>44218802
>scarred prey
lol. reads less like a mg fic and more like a /pol/ one

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How do you feel about centaurs and centaur-like mamono? Yay or neigh?

Assume a proper 4-legged centaur, not those biped deviations.

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>>44219044
fuck off

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>>44219058
No, no, anon. It's "fuck on". Didn't they teach you that at the Mamono Academy of Intercourse?

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My wife found out about orbeez the other day and she's already ordered 200 gallons of the fucking things.

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>>44219044
they're nice. i'd like to ride on my wife

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>>44219093
Don't engage with the attention whore

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>>44219101
i will do whatever i want

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>>44219093
How do you hold onto her when you ride on her back?

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>>44219112
>image gallery archive filenames
>retarded behavior
Name more iconic duo

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>>44219121
you don't have to make up a category of people i belong to to get mad at. you can just say you don't like me

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>>44219044
I don't like centaur. They are too horselike. I know people say the top half is human so it's okay, but it's not the top half I am poking with my dick.

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>be me
>getting some good fast food from kanabo burger in MGC
>nice oni service wave bye at me as I leave
>suddenly I smell something AWFUL and hear this buzzing as I'm going to my car
>Devil Bug emerges from behind the restaurant, specifically the alley behind it full of rancid dumpsters
>she must have been diving in garbage as bugs do
>"Heyyyy cutie~" she says
>recoil instantly away from her like I've seen a ghost
>"You're not greedy like most humans, right? How about share some of that delicious beer burger with me like a gentleman? I'm starved!"
>shake my head no
>she starts laughing and I see a purple glow in her eyes
>"That's the way it's gonna be then, hmm? Fine, then I'll just have to change your mind by finding you and raping you, no matter where you run! Guess what, hot stuff? I just mana marked you! NOW YOU'RE MINE!"
>jump into my car and floor it mindless of whether I get a speeding ticket or not
>fucking Devil Bug pointing and laughing at me as I leave, I swear you can see the green stink lines rising off of her
>she's fucking disgusting and filthy
>now I'm mana marked by her
>no matter where I go, no matter where I flee, no matter how far I run and no matter what I do to fight back I'm basically destined to get raped by her now, she'll find me and get me
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GOD?!?! I DONT WANT THAT THING TO BE MY SOUL MATE!
SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEE

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>>44219197
dump her in a bath, pour in a bottle of holy water, sprinkle in some moth dust, wait an hour

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>>44219078
>we'll dump them into the pharaoh's oasis, sucking up all her water and forcing her to grovel at my tail!
>Anon points out that it might not be easy to dump hundreds of thousands of orbeez into the oasis in the middle of the pharaoh's city without being detected
>apophis confident that she can fool the guards by wearing a neon vest and a hardhat

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>>44219127
i like you anon

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>>44219236
>why don't we just go for some steak instead?

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>>44219242
thank you anon

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>>44219247
>Anon takes his apophis to her favorite hibachi restaurant to "finalize" her plans
>knows that she gets so intrigued by all the cooking theatrics that she'll forget her scheme by the time she's done with her meal

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>>44219232
>wait an hour
what happens?

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Hi all, I have a very good lamia friend who is far more hip and cool than I am. She's usually using language i don't understand, but that's fine. Today she was going on about snex with a friend who I haven't meant called Chloe Aker. I assume this is just some app or something, but does anyone know what snex means?

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>>44219044
I have long since fallen to the perverse temptations of horsepussy. I would jackhammer away at a centaur's horse half for hours.

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>>44219277
You know, I'm not sure if horse ass looks like that.

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>>44219183
>>44219277
Yes yes very impressive, you didn't forget to take off your name while replying to yourself

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Silence of the Lambs

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Don't have a cow man

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>>44219321
Cow has me.

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>>44219311
It's bear girl sex time.

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>>44219311
that's odd they should be softly bleating in their sleep at this hour

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>>44219311
Lamb has been silenced

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>>44219341
beware the wolf in sheep's clothing...

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>>44219343
beware the werewolf wearing a weresheep wool sweater...

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>>44219295
Missionary sex. Leg locked missionary sex with cait sith.

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>>44219333
thats because they've all gathered round your door and window

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Where does a weresheep go to get her hair cut?

The baa-bers

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>>44219354
w-why are they doing that

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>>44219371
They want you to count them.

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>>44219197
Just commit suicide, she can't get you when you're dead.

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>>44219381
nefarious

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Sheep hours. Post your sheep.

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>>44219371
they know you've been having sleep issues anon, they want to help you, just let them in

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>>44218306
>buffitsune
>just punches her problems instead of using magic or trickery
>lost her key? punch the door
>heart burn? punch her chest
>fumbled a cute anon? punch a mana marker into him (from a distance(so he doesnt get hurt))
>pushing a pull door? punch it into a push door
>portal wont open? punch it until it does
>anon still rejecting your advances? punch a rage shroom until the spores have been inhaled
>no hammer? punch the nail in... and through the board
>that one bit of hair that just wont go down? punch it... regret.
>finally cornered anon into a dark alleyway with no escape? punch pelvic bones together, repeatedly.
>earth side hospital wont let you in? punch the... oh. no need to punch for this problem.
>give birth to the cutest little fox you've ever seen? brain neurons are punching together to produce the happy chemical
>a little too excited that night and anon is looking cute? punch pelvic bones together, repeatedly.

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>>44219392
Is it wrong to use smol sheep as onaholes?

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>>44219412
Yes, at least take them out to dinner first

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>>44219417
Don't forget dessert!

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>>44219412
sleepy sheepie

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>>44219392
miss sheep is in of a shearing

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I dunno why I drew this.

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>>44219454
>shearing
GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>44219462
kek

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>>44219330
I belong to cows

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>>44219462
I can't tell if there's some deeper meaning, but I feel her on superficial level.

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>>44219470
but she was so woolly...

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>>44219477
The Milk Lord posteth!

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>>44219462
I agree. No seriously, be yourself. IMAGINE-tier succs are so fucking rare I hate it

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>>44219470
sheep gotta get sheared, ain't healthy to be lugging all that around

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>>44219462
>tfw no tiny 4ft succ to pick up and carry away

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>>44219343
>woolhound has to endure the same joke every time

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>>44219462
>TFW no small titty succ GF
If you're reading THIS, Demon Lord, this is a joke post

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>>44219527
>anon scoops up succ off the street
>proceeds to get chased down and beaten up by her father

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>>44219462
Good. Tiny succs should join the sabbath or accept they are obsolete.

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>>44219550
imagine bluebeaning your own daughter like that

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>>44219536
>>44219462
I'll take the small tiddy succ to live out my breast_expansion fetish with her being the test subject

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>>44219183
>I know people say the top half is human so it's okay, but it's not the top half I am poking with my dick.
Literally the only reason why bestiality in general is looked down upon is due to the fact that consent is dubious at best. If animals were as intelligent as humans and were as down to fuck as monster girls are nobody would give a fuck about what you stick your dick in.

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>>44219550
everyone always forgets about the dads

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>>44219553
>Daughter pouts
>Wife finds out, tells Dad he isn't getting any blowjobs for a week even she knows she's lying and makes him take the loli back
>The men layer become barbecue bros
Good end.

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>>44219566
Nobody here is trying to fuck animals that don't talk back but okay.

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>>44219550
>>44219553
>>44219570
I imagine young monstergirls would especially take poorly to being bluebeaned, considering there's not enough men to go around and there's so many husbandless hags.

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>>44219550
>>44219568
>breeders face when her father doesn't approve of their plan to turn his daughter into a "broodmother" and not bother with the kids

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>>44219566
Oh, okay. And here I was thinking it was because it's disgusting.

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Is this canon or fanmade?

https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1687084121737351168?t=dNnAAhKGzvR0v0QwcdIYqw&s=19

With KC blackout I dont know anymore. I read ugly rumors that he closed off MGE to a few.

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>>44219593
>having to raise your granddaughters because their dad is a breeding freak and their mother is a yes-monster
man continues to be the true monster in MGE

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Sabbath and those who like it are disgusting!
>Sees this Bapho or one similar
Uhhh...

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>>44219608
I don't know why you think it's canon when it's clearly made by that guy who makes MTG redraws.

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>>44219618
>MTG

Magic the gathering?

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>>44219587
That's exactly my point. Anon is averse to fucking a centaur because "b-b-but it's just a horse."
>>44219594
This perception stems from a morally-driven viewpoint which would not exist if horses weren't dumb animals.

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>>44219615
Do not cum in Bapho pussy.

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You have three seconds to explain why you aren't fucking a trio of kamaitachis RIGHT NOW.

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>>44219615
She's flossin the vulva

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>>44219631
i dont have to explain shit. WHERE ARE MY MAMAITACHIS?!?

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>>44219608
>I read ugly rumors that he closed off MGE to a few.
While bunkerchan is not the best place to find true info I think at this point we can confidently say if he gives a fuck about anyone it's not us or even his patrons(unless the money stops flowing).

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>>44219627
Yeah, he redrew some of the card art with MGE girls, I don't feel like looking for examples right now though.
>>44219631
I believe in monogamy.

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>>44219631
Havent found a trio made up of tall muscular ones.

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>>44219631
Why stop at three?

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>>44219588
Yeah, that little succ was living the dream. That her dad tried to take her back shows a deep lack of cultural understanding or overdeveloped Dad Instincts.

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>>44219631
I'm celibate.

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>>44219628
I am not sure if I am reading this right but if you mean >>44219183 it is very much because I do not want to fuck actual horse vagina.

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>>44219631
They aren't real. Also, the little one needs to be stacked like pancakes.

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>>44219648
>MGE hates cucks
>MGE loves cuckhorse
Im so confused.

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>>44219649
Imagine what she'd tell her friends
>that's right, he grabbed ME and I didn't even have to seduce him

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>>44219649
On the other hand, you dont want some random unshaven loser to just carry your little princess off and take her purity in some smelly back alley. You're supposed to be a good dad and vet her suitors

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>>44219652
>I do not want to fuck actual horse vagina.
Again, this perception stems from a morally-driven viewpoint which would not exist if horses weren't dumb animals.

Which non-human pussy would you stick your dick in anon? Because if your answer is none then you're barely a monster girl fan. You just like cute anime girls with ears/tails/horns attached.

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>>44219661
>"Lucky! I have a fiancé but my dad says I can't get married until I'm twelve."

>>44219665
Fate wouldn't let anyone she wouldn't be happy with hook up with her. Parental verification not required.

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>>44219665
That's the thing, monstergirls can detect intent directly and vet people better than you ever could.

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>>44219649
A lot of men likely aren't ready for what happens when you have a family with a species likely to produce msgks (which is the vast majority of the species in the encyclopedia)

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>>44219672
>>"Lucky! I have a fiancé but my dad says I can't get married until I'm twelve."
kek

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>>44219670
>Which non-human pussy would you stick your dick in anon? Because if your answer is none then you're barely a monster girl fan.
Tell me anon, which monster girl aside from horses have a non-human pussy jn the first place?

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>>44219670
Cait. But the legs are a requirement.

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>>44219627
Yes
I remember his Masticore, Delver of Secrets evolution line, Smothering Tithe being a Creeping Coin titty-smothering, and some others assorted Ravnika guild girls, like these cute clowns. He also draws MonHun monsters as monstergirls sometimes.

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>>44219672
>>44219673
>le fate
then by that very fate he'll work his ass off and earn my approval first.
It works both ways

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>>44219674
>msgks
A what now

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>>44219687
Siths

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>>44219462
>>44219482
Sorry, I need to get this out of my system. "Just be yourself" is one of, if not the most worthless "advice" people give. If you hear someone say it, it's because they're too stupid or apathetic to tell you anything worthwhile. Now the most infuriating thing is that it actually is good advice in certain contexts, and makes much more sense if you rephrase it: "don't be fake". Improve yourself so you become someone you want to be. Don't lie about yourself because other people hate it and it shows you're ashamed of yourself. And never use "being yourself" as an excuse for being complacent and lazy.
Thanks for reading my blog.

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>>44219699
Do we actually know that for sure?

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>>44219687
>which monster girl aside from horses have a non-human pussy jn the first place?
Lamia, mermaids, harpies, slimes, alraune... there are plenty of them, what the hell kind of question is this? If you're seriously asking this then your monster girl tastes are extremely tame and boil down to exactly what I stated earlier.

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>>44219695
>Stubborn human man forces daughter backed by the rules of nature to elope
Anon, you're in culture shock! Snap out of it or you may not see your daughter until your grandchildren are born! That won't be long, but still!

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>>44219712
Any holes a goal.
>>44219703
I like when anons go mask off and remind me of who is posting in these threads.

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>>44219462
Should be a MG telling that to a human woman. MGs are built for pleasure and seduction, so I assume this situation wouldnt happen among them.

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>>44219718
>I like when anons go mask off and remind me of who is posting in these threads.
what

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>>44219672
>>44219686
Young monsters talking amongst themselves must be super interesting.

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>>44219637
Bunkerchan is actively in a state of decay to begin with so the information gleaned from them is nebulous at best.

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>>44219608
>I dont know anymore.
ask the liaison about it. That's his job.

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>>44219730
It could, just not forever. A flatty in the Milklands could still encounter some issues finding a man, I think. It might be that she'd get desperate and suckes into a harem arrangement before anything else.

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>>44219770
And we are ascendant
>drawfags
>a game
>all the writers
>more than four posts a day

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>>44219712
Im at a loss for words. You're brazenly admitting you havent read a single profile for any of those girls

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>>44219802
First, he never said mge.
Second, I don't think even mge specified what vaginas they have.

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>>44219805
Mge is default
And the setting does specify that. You'd know if you read it

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>>44219812
mge is not default, fuck off.

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>>44219814
Still seething your shitpost thread attempts failed, eh?

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>>44219814
>the schizo mick is still butthurt
sad!

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>>44219818
You're actually living proof of the anon who complained you can say something here and anons get visibly confused because it contradicts some throwaway line from mge nobody cared about.

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>>44219826
>seething even harder
and the best part is that the you and that other guy getting upset at mge are trying to push monstergirls having animal vaginas

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>>44219802
You're brazenly admitting you don't actually like monster girls, you just like normal girls with ears/horns/tails. If you think the default for those monster girls is a human pussy(exception for the slime since they basically mimic humans but if you're going to have basic bitch sex with something you can penetrate anywhere stop fucking responding to me) you're boring as fuck and should be talking to normies. I suggest reddit.

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>>44219799
>We're ascendant
Not... really? A vast majority of the users that I know of on Bunkerchan are on a variety of Shitcords or post in here as well. So while it is funny to point and laugh at how their image board gets maybe 1 or 2 posts an hour spread across maybe three threads they're still pretty active on places like the MGEWiki server and others.

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>>44219841
see
>>44219812
>>44219839

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>>44219842
>actually responding to the mick
the "game" line should have been a dead giveaway

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>>44219848
MGE doesn't matter. It's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about when I say "humans but with ___." Baby's first monster girl exposure.

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>>44219856
see >>44219818

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>>44219851
>I hate someone so much I'll ignore major mg stuff
Pot, kettle.

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>>44219856
>MGE doesn't matter.
See anon, this is where you went wrong. To the person you are arguing with only mge matters. So the nidbits of lore have far, far more weight than something like... how the girls are usually drawn in all media.
What even is a human vagina anyway compared to a snake?

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>>44219859
>major mg stuff
>some unity shitpost cobbled together from assets
You are an embarrassment

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>>44219665
Imagine how blueballed the anons here would get if we had to get veted to get our MGs waifus. Defeats the point of the no rejection rule.

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>>44219859
Shitty asset flip isn't major.

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>>44219762
It's just as bad and lovey dovey as adult monsters.

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Buying heart shaped chocolate... And replacing them with heart shaped cheese!!

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>>44219772
Who?

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>>44219878
Mice love peanut butter, so consider that.

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>>44219868
>>44219866
Very upset posters. Sad.

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>>44219883
Another boogeyman mick made up, dont worry about it

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>>44219799
Wait, is there a MGE game aside of KC's one?

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>>44219883
We had some shitposter a while back who called baphofag the liaison to the western mge community. I found it very funny.

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>>44219893
That's just mick trying to shill his asset flip.

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>>44219893
No, it's micks game.

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>>44219894
There's like four or five Baphofags.

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>>44219884
She gets peanut butter sandwich as well, of course. But only sometimes.

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>>44219878
>>44219884
mice bloody love chocolate

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>>44219905
I don't want to name them, there has been enough of that.

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>>44219893
there are two short fallen maidens games too

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>>44219914
>more rpgmaker trash
Oh yeah, sign me up baby.

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>>44219911
Yeah well I'm pedantic enough that the only one that would genuinely be considered 'The Liaison' is maybe Puuyo. AlexDoheny/A Ching Chong/Whatever the fuck he goes by on Shitcords these days is just the dude commissioning some kind of post-DOTP doujin or some shit and "Deserves to be thanked for it", or some tripe like that. When the only good reaction one could possibly have for a named waifufag is to just move on with your life and ignore them.

Unless it's GreenwormAnon. He's a real one.

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>>44219905
He can't tell them apart anyway.
>>44219914
The response was about material made by /mgt/ residents, nobody here is making a game so far. Outside of here there are a couple fan-made games.

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>>44219937
Did you not see it?

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>>44219937
Why are they so adorable

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>>44219946
This is not made by an /mgt/ anon though, this is by a /vg/ pest that only comes here to shit our thread up with nonsense.

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>>44219955
It's a goat's nature to be smol and cute.

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>>44219957
Anon, blind seething isn't a good look on you.

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Look what you've done, anon! You tried to play God and defied the natural order of things! When will your meddling cease?! Robots shouldn't produce milk!

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>>44219967
I think the anon arguing now is the same one who said robots aren't monster girls except in mge because of the lore.

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>>44219967
How else is she going to feed your baby after it's born from her artificial womb?

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I like cats. I do not care it is not caturday, I will catpost.

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>>44219962
And neither is projection. You should stop doing both, honestly.

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>>44219979
I'm just reposting mg stuff I see in the thread.

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>>44219977
A cat is always fine too.

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>>44219977
It's toxoplasmosis thursday though.

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>>44219967
From the moment I understood the weakness of the flesh it disgusted me. I aspired to the purity and deliciousness of the blessed robot boobs.

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>>44219981
stopped trying to pass that asset flip as major mg stuff already?

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>>44219995
Wouldn't supplementing with additional assets be smart?
KC could learn a thing or two instead of posting nothing for three or four years.

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>>44219631
aint gonna fuck weasels , they smell bad
i have sex with holy wurms instead

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>>44219703
just 4 u bro

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>>44219967
>playing god
i will be god and make all monster lactacte with ease, even the lolis

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>>44219969
Best part is the anti-robot anon will shitfit about anything beyond pure generic automaton when fact monsters aren't monolith designs and can vary

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>>44220072
Thanks my dude.

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>>44220090
>>44220090
its fucking dum
>>44220072
nice

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>>44220072
Why is smoke succ so mad? I thought smoking calms you down

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>>44220072
Smoking will make her breasts shrink.

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>tfw learning blood magic causes lots of monsters to stop and try and take care of you
>all execpt one, the vampiric monsters
>they love all blood and bleed spell
>one bloody slash and the panties drop
>even in that vampire final boss

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>>44220126
Sounds like a health and bio hazard. Imagine if one has Hepatitis?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if an alraune steps outside of her flower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220156
thats what the others all said,but blood thorns are cool and thorns are rather sexy, same reason i like vampiric alarunes
also blood magic just is special monster magic made by vampiric monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44219566
The mere mention of a mamano having sex with a black man is enough to derail this entire thread but you think having sex with animals would be fine if they were as intelligent as humans. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220156
My uncle got a bad case of hebititis. I have 17 cousins from him now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220181
This is purely due to some people hating race mixing. If that was not a risk nobody would give a fuck. In basically all monster girl media they either can't get knocked up by humans or they produce more monster girls when mating with humans, not some unwanted half-breeds. Not comparable. Apply yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>schitzo mick is shilling unironic beastiality here now
Reminder that he said he's into fucking mlp too a few threads ago lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220215
OK, real talk, when the portals open, how are we going to protect Nightmares and Centaurs from the brony menace? You know those sick fucks are gonna be ALL OVER THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220211
>apply yourself
But your argument is that I'm wrong if you apply additional conditions that weren't in the original statement. In other words you're saying I'm right.

>>44220225
I wouldn't. Horse pussy is disgusting. Let the bronies go for them. I have no intentions of living remotely near horse pussy so I'll get to escape the bronies too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220225
Centaurs getting butt tattoos for their husbands? You know it’s gonna be a thing if that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220237
>I'm wrong if you apply additional conditions
False. You're the one who brought it up, I'm addressing why you're wrong. Go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

Still a bit tricky. Now must play baldurs gate, not monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44219462
chunkycore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220215
Just posting monster girls while you stagnate over drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220181
>The mere mention of a mamano having sex with a black man is enough to derail this entire thread

No it didnt. It was the opposite. The thread derailment came from a misunderstood claim that a black guy in KC's game was ignored by mamono despite wanting to mate with them, which went against a core aspect of MGE. Then it was solved once the info came out the Satyros daughteru wanted to fuck his brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220247
Huh? I brought up what would occur if animals were suddenly as smart as humans. You brought up what would happen if animals were as smart as humans AND if additional conditions (what if they couldn't race-mix) were applied. Your post is in agreement with mine, if anything, because you support the idea that leveling out their intelligence wouldn't change anything by itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220272
oh my god, stop fucking talking about mge shit nobody cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220225
Don’t worry, mamo mana fixes all mental retardation so those people would be cured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220281
>I brought up what would occur if animals were suddenly as smart as humans.
False, you added something non-comparable. You're conceding and I accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220283
The only thing that can fix terminal retardition like the irish literal animal fucker is Canadian healthcare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220272
Anon, I'm not talking about a specific incident. My point is most people on this board and in this thread are racist as fuck and hate the idea of black dudes in MGE touching their mamano's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44219566
I just think its gross personally, the idea of a non human pussy just doesn't do anything for me

[Anonymous No.]

Woops, this one is better.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like big kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220282
Every single other monster girl community talks about things that aren’t mge yet you specifically come to the one that mostly talks about it. How about you just do yourself a favor and go somewhere they’ll accept you instead of being mad all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220294
Explain how what I mentioned is non-comparable. Explain how that was a concession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220310
Hello, do you enjoy my cait sith OC? Thank you and goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220308
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220320
Nobody here does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220308
Auntsters shouldn't wear such revealing clothing around the house. It's not healthy for their nephews

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220313
>Explain how what I mentioned is non-comparable.
Already did. To suggest otherwise is to make the claim that what I stated about monster girl breeding is wrong. Are you making that claim anon? Are you claiming that it's commonly accepted for males breeding with monsters girls to produce halfbreeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220096
that artist tried to explain that she wasn't a robot but a species that happens to look like robots.
i didn't really understand it but i'll assume something got lost in translation

[Breathfag No.]

>give centaur an egg
>she eats it
>harpy gives the centaur her egg
>She's about to eat it but it moves on its own
>she doesn't and gives it back to harpy after we find out it's fertilized
>snek says she still wants to eat it
I'm unsure of the meaning of this dream.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh, what are you supposed to do if she rotates you first?

[Anonymous No.]

Stop arguing about beastiality and blacks and whatever the fuck off topic shit with the mick, just tell him to kys and report all his posts. You can't convince completely batshit insane people who should be institutionalized with words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220347
What a pretty white fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220336
I am making the claim that in spite of males breeding with mamano producing pure mamano and not halfbreeds, people here still lose their minds about it. Anyone with a pulse can see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220340
Still not a monster girl tho

[Anonymous No.]

>I like lamias. I think if people don't want to fuck inhuman vaginas(meaning snake body here) they just like kemonomimi at best
>"In mge they have human vaginas, move along snake fucker"
This is it. This is what you are arguing about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220353
that's nice, dearie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220352
>too intimidated to give a relevant answer to a simple yes/no question
>circular logic leading to a point already covered
So you concede. Thank you for clarifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220332
Aunts need to be bred by nephews
It is the natural order of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220323
I am saddened by this but will keep at it until people enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220362
>deluded rambling
I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44218088
Dastardly kitsune mellow out and become wholesome girlfriends or wives the moment they get themselves a man. So what are you waiting for? Date a kitsune now, go to your nearest Shinto temple and ask for any single fox girls in there. They'll even happily be your mommy or dominant breadwinner of the house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220376
>genshit
Go away, chink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220376
Foxes were my entry level but I moved on really fast. i like senko still but aside from her cute personality they are bland and played out design wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220376
kiss foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220389
even nerd foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220394
I think this fox is acting

[Anonymous No.]

The Abyss calls to me, must breed with eldritch women.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this general ever not overrun with schizos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220406
prove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220408
>schizos
Naw that’s just the voices of the abyss, nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220407
Is it even possible to have a gaunt harem? Maybe you become the creature on the back of them both, with them tied together in the center like a bondage piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220322
I blame Snek for giving me a big cat fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>head straight to find wife
>find her
>sphynx cat breed
>"noooooooooooo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220417
A shame they're so slutty. I like the valbarans more, they're cute little shorties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220415
Possibly where they kinda become conjoined twins, but not in a horrifying way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220417
>>44220423
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220408
The Mick is responsible for almost all the schitzo shit and the mods have systematically refused to deal with him for the last half a year, apart from some random bans. And big surprise, the threads during the time he was banned had almost no schitzo shit. It's almost like most of the problems would be solved by deleting one insane guy who doesn't even want to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220427
Snekguy likes to do science fiction based monster girl stuff, where the Borealans are basically torn between being Space Jinkos and borderline furries. The shit in the other reply I have no idea because I avoid his furry shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>44220417
>44220423
Furshit goes in >>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220435
Those are both furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220427
Snekguy's stuff. He's made a whole universe with catgirls at sexy aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220429
Why not just post the monster girls you like instead of false flagging and coming to a thread you hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220436
I don't listen to women.

>>44220445
He's mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220442
Who the fuck is snekguy?
>>44220447
it feels like he shows up every night to bitch about how someome is doing monster girls wrong. It's like the maledom stuff all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220435
>The shit in the other reply I have no idea because I avoid his furry shit.
Then you're a retard and haven't read half his stories. Imagine bringing up snekguy and not knowing anything beyond 'catgirls', unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220451
Sorry that I have a preference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220456
You fucking better be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220373
>literal "no u" retort
Embarrassing display. You have my pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220369
Imagine getting drunk your first time with Aunt Mamizou. Don't have any idea how you're related to her, but she's giving you free booze so you're not complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like the raidfags ban evaded and are back, posting furshit and talking about some furfag artist no one here gives a fuck about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220460
Yeah well, woe upon thee get Gnome'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220480
I bet you haven't even read Autumn War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220480
ms dorome completely surpassed ms gnome in every category for me. sorry, ms gnome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220417
I just read that one, she's a slutty psychopath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220471
Cry about it, gatekeeper. KC is irrelevant trash compared to Snekguy. At least Snek hasn't scammed his fans kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220483
I did. It wasn't for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220490
>looking up some furfag's deranged garbage
You get what you ask for

[Anonymous No.]

This general had a good run. Far better than most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220299
Well yeah, why wouldn't you be racist? What are you? An idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

harpy uses taunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220500
Okay, I didn't ask. I enjoy most of his other works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220506
Furry shit is a bannable offense on /jp/ don’t give up so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220485
I politely disagree because you're fucking entitled to have your own opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg is the most evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220506
It's not recovered since February. That drama keeps going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220506
It's a good lesson for why gatekeeping is nessecary. I have full faith that if people actually practiced it when that gookboat poster first showed up we never would have gotten to this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220533
Humans.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do the mentally ill congregate here in such large numbers? Is this a mge thing or a /jp/ thing in general? Not gonna lie, really making me rethink my whole stance on eugenics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220537
it's one guy. that isn't drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220545
It's a /jp/ thing added with the fact that most normal people either got tired of the constant shitflinging or moved on elsewhere and left a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220545
Its the same across all boards.
However I agree that the more escapist and fulfilling the setting the more autism it attracts either to make it more miserable or heckle the users.
Its really a condition that such things attract mental illness and trolls like roaches to crumbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220545
Furfags, cucks and other /trash/trannoids hate MGE and hate being gatekept. So naturally being some of the most subhuman and mentally ill groups on the internet, they'll also make the loudest autistic screetching when a community tells them to take their aids-infected feces somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220545
Whomst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220506
>>44220537
>>44220568
>switching tactics to demoralization and doomposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220580
I was referring largely to you and your every curse riddled and finger pointing post. It's always your posts that stand out as the most egregious of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220545
/jp/ is insane in general. Look at the idol threads and the vtuber threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220547
I can't think of any reason one person would bother coming here every day without posting about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220606
He is clearly very mentally ill, in a sane and healthy society he'd be in an institution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220299
No, they dont. They might be racist, but this thread is, even among racists, is among the most wholesome. Sure, they might not want to interact with the anons of said races. But actually adherence to the MGE no rejection principle is heavily enforced and MGs are seen as girls that should be available to all men and lead them to happy lives. The people not wanted here are NTRfags, grimdarkfags and monsterboy shit. Surprisingly there is some weird sort of brotherhood of anons here, even among racist anons and anons from races they discriminate against regarding the fact that all men should get their MG waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220600
Maybe you should go back to /trash/ or whatever gay furry grooming discord you came from, this clearly isn't the place for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220622
Your every post reads the same, like a bot. I'm beginning to think it IS a bot someone released on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220606
Because he’s retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220619
I don't want niggers to get shit, retard. The only men that should exist in MGE are whites and Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220299
I just want most Anons to find their one true waifu. Barring NTRfags and actual psychopaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220634
Nta but why do you even make posts like these? Everybody here already knows you and your retardation so who are you trying to convince?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220635
>>44220617
That's a little harsh about some literal random, but sure, whatever. I am sure monster mana will make him smart when he gets his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220646
weirdo narcissist, i'd guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220646
Right. How about you get a name, so everyone knows who the gatekeeper savior is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220545
fastest monster girl thread on the site leads to people wanting in, or they think that this is a general and their discussion has to come here. Unfortunately, those people get upset with the militantly vanilla nature of the thread and try to force a change or let their dejection live rent free in their head and become habitual raiders. You just have to open any other mg thread on this site, and it won't be long until someone starts seething about us completely out of the blue. They stew out there and then come here when they boil over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220637
Maybe you dont. But almost everyone here agree with KC's non rejection principle. There is already a brown skinned guy in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220383
Foxes are eternal for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220480
>Gnome'd
Considering that i hate heat and summer i rather have undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220672
Don't care, MGE is about wish fulfillment and my wish is niggers, jews and chinks be gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220676
let me guess, come winter you will be thirsting for an ignis. Then what's next, a wife for every season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220673
Foxes will always be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220690
Avatar was really about finding out the ideal Elemental balance for wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Arranged marriages to suspicious monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220690
Nope i LOVE winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220707
Arranged marriage to monster brats who aren't very coy about what they expect from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220707
That marriage contract must be a fake, but my case has gotten thrown out of every court I take it to.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220735
oh no shes back

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Mindflayer to rape my penis with her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220726
Works for me. I'm not exactly coy about what I want from them either

[Anonymous No.]

There. I fixed a loli dragon as she is now an adult woman and not a child/minor. Now I won't be accused as a pedophile nonce!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220759
how about she rapes it with her vagina instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220763
[x]return to sender

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220770
She rapes my penis with her tentacles first and then I rape her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220157
it would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220726
I can live with a brat fiancee but she really needs to stop sneaking into my place to eat my snacks and play my games. It's improper to be alone together before the wedding which takes place when she grows up
>>44220728
Just trust your parents. They picked out the perfect match

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220672
I don't care much for it. I guess from a meta perspective it doesn't matter at all. Just something for the autists to make themselves feel secure.

[Anonymous No.]

How would an amazon react if you showed her "Cooking with Jack"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220672
I don't. fuck you, you do not speak for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220795
I don't know what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220676
No you summer is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220795
You'd break her anon. I doubt she'd let another man in the kitchen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220795
better than showing a kiki kay's cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220813
It's way too fuxkkn hot
The section cup phone holder on my windshield melted into it and is now slowly dropping on to my dashboard like that Australian pitch experiment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220813
It's currently 102 degrees burger units and It is torture. I'm staying in my NEET cave until autumn and no monster can change that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220813
I went for a walk today in the sun at 95 burgers, it feels good to sweat so much. Acclimating to the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220813
You must live way up north if you think that, it regularly gets too 108 on a cooler day here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220854
You live in fucking Texas or Arizona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220866
I live in the southern East Coast. Worst we got was some fucking Dryads trying to turn my driveway into a toll road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220761
>anon exchanges some letters with the Desert Kingdom's princess
>apparently she really takes a liking to him, as some time later the mighty Pharaoh sends summons to anon saying he's to be wed to her daughter
>anon is going to be a king and inherit a piece of the kingdom, awesome
>he meets the princess in person for the first time
>she's younger than expected
>a lot younger than expected, but the marriage isn't exactly a request
>yet, less than a couple weeks into the marriage the princess has convinced anon that this isn't a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220885
Dallas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220898
I live in the coastal bend of Texas.
The tortoisegirls and werecoyotes refuse to leave the tall grass and their dens during the midday. Even the Lamia's don't bother coming out to sun till about 6pm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220911
Knew it, worst state. You get terrible summers and dogshit winters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220885
I live in Texas and it was 108 today. I want an Ice Queen to cool me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220394
Oh, my goodness; she is even more enchanting with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220911
I hope you find a holstaur to drink her cool milk from soon anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220908
Before you marry a loli pharaoh remember that a bratty princess makes for a bratty queen. It's your responsibility to apply correction early and often, for the sake of the kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220913
Damn, the only thing I gotta worry about are the fatass American Danukis and Ratatoskrs trying to mooch off the real animals I feed.

[Anonymous No.]

>breathers
hot, uncomfortable, sweaty
>Deads
Cool, Refreshing, Sweaty

[Anonymous No.]

Enlighten me again. have kitsune also been equally depicted as either shrine maidens working in Shinto temples and or upper class boss ladies who look down upon the lesser masses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220983
worst comes to worst there's always that long purple lady with some interesting ideas about diplomacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220911
I used to live there, my condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44218104
>Anon, it's your job to make sure I keep drinking this protein shake
>Even if you need to force your cock down my throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221070
>Yeah I can do that for you Miss Li-
>what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221016
They can be whatever you want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221108
>Should I run out of protein I will need to make use of your own
>But wouldn't it be better to just make another sha-
>Take your pants off and follow me to the rack, I need to lift

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221125
>Anon tries to tap out after the third load he shoots down Miss Lich's throat
>She keeps sucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221016
i've been led to believe they're sexually frustrated office ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221016
Not really no. Back in about the Heian period they were depicted as assholes 9/10 times and even Tamamo-no-Mae is speculated to be the Chinese fox Daji.

Them being shrine maidens didn’t really come around until about the same time people remembered Inari was a thing and Pom Poko popularized the stereotype of them being business people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221016
this >>44221154

[Anonymous No.]

Scalie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221123
Can they be terrifying spider ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221229
>nine tailed fox spider
>abdomen of a spider
>each tail is a leg except the actual tail
I would say yes

[Anonymous No.]

I have no qualms with helping an apophis overthrow a pharaoh.
I will use the opportunity to attempt to become husband to both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221229
spider mofu

[Anonymous No.]

Don't bother trying to lecture gyarus when they're not following the school's dress code. They'll just assume you like the way they're dressed or you're being tsun. They have no concept of rules or decency and will immediately tease you especially if you're a nerd or a teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221290
Gonna turn pyrows into conservative, God-fearing ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221268
Honestly the idea of being the husband/master of a debased Pharaoh is pretty hot
>you are visiting the new Apophis queendom
>Walking around the bazaar, you find a semi-naked woman absentmindedly fingering herself in the middle of the stalls
>nobody seems to pay her any mind
>when she sees you her eyes grow wild and she throws herself at your feet
>she begs you to fuck her
>the other monsters just laugh and jeer her
>after peeling her off your waist one of the city guards walks up to you
>the queen declared no man of the city is to touch her, but an outsider could take her as a slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221290
Yeah well I’m going to tell them the 80s called and wants its fashion back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221299
They'll drag you by both arms into a love hotel and make a sinner out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221315
The apophis pharaoh thing may have been the dumbest thing kenko cross came up with and I have trouble not laughing when people post about it.
>it's a rivalry but not really
>Big changes but not really
>coup but not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221319
I will douse them with holy water if they attempt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221338
somebody turns off the lights and it gets a bit more bawdy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221338
Oh come on, there's a lot more dumb stuff if you look for it. Like everything in MGE it's meant to fulfill a fantasy. It's like an always consensual non consent kinda deal, you know?
Any way, pharaohs deserve to be made into sexy nymphos, change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221338
No, the dumbest thing he came up with are bubble slimes and siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221368
sewer slime does her best

[Anonymous No.]

Alright fuckers, someone gimme an eldritch abomination girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221357
But they were already sexy nymphos. It would be less dumb if he just admitted that they aren't monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221397
Are you familiar with an artist called xelvy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221408
Black Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221408
It's the small, subtle difference between "I want to improve our trade network and drain my husbands nuts" and "I'm gonna fuck hubby from dawn to dusk- governance? who's that?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221229
>>44221245
Terrible monstrosities my mind refuses to comprehend?!
oH GOD IS THAT A 8 LEGGED MOFU?!!!
AIEEEEEEEE NIGGERWOMAN SAVE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221439
Brown... but yeah. They are just living egyptian wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221419
Didn't they like, vanish off the earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221397
all i got is this ordinary fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221465
I'm actually wondering if covid got him. But yes, he's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221368
Nah, the dumbest shit came out of his paywalled pateron q&a session
>time traveling mamono
>insta powerups so even slimes can take down the CG
>Monsters splitting into clones of themselves if more than two people like them
and more, honestly its the most hilarious drunken spitballing i've seen for a long time. Personally I just pay it no mind, but its still funny it even exists even if it's only as a spitball to please the autismos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221515
>Monsters splitting into clones of themselves if more than two people like them
Fuck, I used to shitpost that this is what would happen if he ever got pushed on the no rejection rule. No way he did it, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221515
Well that’s what you get for starting shit. That you got to understand these people got many entities instead them, that they aren’t like the average human being. But that’s all I’m gonna say about that before things get into off topic territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221535
slimes are versatile

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221290
Sorry, but only closed-crotch panties are allowed to be displayed at school

[Anonymous No.]

I wish that the dark elf in journey of the magi finds a boy she likes, was sad she became obsessed with the magi. I love dark elves and I loved her, not even close to my top fav but with how subby I can be I wouldn't be shocked if I got claimed by one if the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221552
surely there's some kind of religious exemption for followers of the fallen god

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221535
if what the anon's were posting of that q&a session were legit then yes, that is indeed what he answered
>>44221537
Either way its not sweat off my back, my official stance is that until it comes out in a real lore book its just a way to please the autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221535
It's the weirdest shit anon, and he has an easy out too. Nigger could've just said "that can't happen due to fate and Eros" easy peasy

Sidenote insext

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221559
Haku would confirm yay or nae but she's busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221562
however, it's good to know the etiquette relating the demon-lord-giving-birth viewing so it's not completely a wash

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221562
>/human/
God that board would be filled with larpers, and dumbass dudes who get doxxed and raped by neets

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221566
It's funny just how offputting I find that, but you literally change bog to snek and I'd be diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>all the anons hanging out with their clones of runya
>hundreds of runyas
>you meet up for the runya lover reunion
>But oh no!
>A single anon has wandered in accidentally!
>"Hey that's a nice girl you got there, where can I find one of her species?"
>all the runya in the room clone themselves
>hundreds of single runyas(re-virgined ofc)
>you sigh and ask the new guy how many he's willing to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221566
>chelicera getting in on the action
that's the stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221588
kek
would be a lot easier if it was just some multiverse shit where each anon gets his own runyaverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221488
Smelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221574
>implying the neets wouldn’t chicken out at the front door of the house
>implying I wouldn’t then open the door, drag them inside, and counter rape them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221566
The worst part is autismos are still gonna ree over NTR since another guy’s fucking a clone of their wife or something

[Anonymous No.]

It is all fun and games until someone shows up with a clone of the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221574
cute slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221676
I want a chubby werecat neet gf who took enough raging shrooms to make a hellhound look like a pussy in order to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221685
Oh God I didn't even think about that
>>44221698
I wonder what the DL looks like, she's gotta be scary lookin

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna sell my first born son to a demon for cool powers then never have a son! The dumb blueberry won't know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221698
What about somebody with a clone of Deruella but the original is still a single virgin because she hasn’t met her fated one yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221745
You're right anon, you'll have a daughter. A demon daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221754
Ohhh...no?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221754
>I will not lose to demon eyes
>I will not lose to demon eyes
>I will not lose to demon eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221754
Wait a second that wasn't part of the deal!

[Anonymous No.]

make way for the goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221754
>can't get out of the contract until you give her a son
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221754
>anon keeps laughing at his cool idea
>demon keeps "fufufu"ing at her lovable husband
>many demon daughters roll their eyes at their goofball parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221784
That's not a goat

THIS is a goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221790
>By some miracle after first intercourse anon and demon make a baby and it's a boy
>Demon is incredibly flusters but also happy
She better start scheming again here soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221784
but is she goat size?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what anyone says. Us humans are superior to Monsters. Their minds are weaker, and all their achievements are merely mimicries of what we Humans did long before them. Their magic is phony stuff, and any man has the potential to become just as good or even better than the average Baphomet. And what's more is us Humans have numbers over them, for there will always only be hundreds of thousands of Monsters born in a decade, whilst a few million Humans can rise in the same amount of time. Face it, Monsters, we were designed by the divine themselves in their image while you have all sorts of hideous growths and protrusions and we were destined to rule the earth and be their heralds, ruling over the land, sea and all animals as our dominion. You are just an obstacle which we will dominate and overcome.

What do you have to say to that, Monsters? Hmmm? Hmmm?! Gaze upon me and see the image of the perfect lifeform; a Human!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221810
>Humans have numbers over them
You will be claimed by devilbugs anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221573
Actually with the mana cage and Chimaera lore now there actually is a good reason to wany to see the Mamono Lord give birth. That pure raw Mamono Lord Lilim birth giving mana likely mixed with the Hero too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221790
The demon lord is going to get a small pile of panicked letter asking for that son fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221818
and here i thought anon was just there for educational purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221798
That's not a goat

THIS is a goat

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to trust vampires anons. They want the best for you and will make sure that you are well taken care of. They are not trying to take over your local area and make it a demon realm full of undead. They are not trying to turn you into their personal boy toy. Just trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221769
>demon asks anon for directions
>he insta loses and offers up his signature
>"confused but happy demon noises"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221810
Meanwhile the Monsters looking at you while you rant
>"He's sooooo cute!"
>"I could just eat him up!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221849
I'll always trust vampires
They are too dumb to plot against me anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221769
>Thinking you can win
>She just makes you look deep into her crimson eyes, and you don't even realize your hand already moved to sign the contract until it's too late
Sorry anon, nobody can beat monster eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221849
I just don't feel comfortable losing to a vampire without my trusty dhampir friend losing with me and falling to her hunger for blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221515
>>Monsters splitting into clones of themselves if more than two people like them
>>44221535
>>44221562
>>44221566

He never said that. He said that the scenario that was presented with would not happen because a two man cant love a woman equally and neither can a woman love 2 men equally (he was asked what would happen to a monsterized human woman that is torn between 2 men she loves and each of those men loved her equally and were trying to woo her). But whatever the case, you shouldnt worry about such a man being left crying over a broken heart because doppelgangers and other MGs would rush to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221933
it makes for a little humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221926
Of course. Who wouldn’t want to be lost in ecstasy with their dhampire wife. You pinned down by her with several bite marks on your neck as she rides you like a wild animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221873
Now friend you gotta know. Not every vampire is low level dummy. Some really do get up to some devious plots. You really gotta watch out for the ones that have their evil laugh down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221849
Im a proud bloodbag for vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221952
I will bully vampires by putting garlic in their wine, and playing chicken with them by sticking my leg out the door and pulling it back in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221952
>You really gotta watch out for the ones that have their evil laugh down.
>find vampire gf practicing her evil laugh
>bully and make fun of her
>she loses evil points while in tears
Easy

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open it'll be first come first serve, no harems, final destination for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a wholesome marriage with a vampire
None of that bullying stuff, just comfy love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221973
>>44221974
Yeah yeah you talk big but you’ll both be bitesluts and bloodbags by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221978
sorry anon, it's a bully or be bullied world out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221844
Draenei are one of the few western monstergirl designs I actually like. It's just a shame they're usually drawn with horsecocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221754
>Monster girls constantly maintaining eye contact no matter how much you move your head away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221978
Vampires are made for romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221984
>t. vampire that can't control her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221992
Yes. I wish those artists would all live out their fantasies and get their insides blown out by horse semen so I wouldn't have to see their fucking garbage anymore

Oh well, that's what -tags are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221987
As long as they're not mean about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222009
Creative monster like a Phantom with a husband that insists he's uncreative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221984
Sounds like someone is in need of correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221816
>Devilbugs flooding a human village; 1000 to 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222056
>>44222009
Oh shit sorry about that anon didn't mean to reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222063
it's starship troopers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222081
>Come on you apes! Do you want to be single forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222063
>somehow anon doesn't get taken
>he gets sad that no one wants him
>he doesn't see the queen devilbug behind him

[Anonymous No.]

I want a single (one) (1) devil bug wife, not multiple. I'm not a fan of harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222100
Me neither

I wanna convince a snek I don't want to get thrown in the mating ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222094
>>he gets sad that no one wants him
Foolish human, that just makes a monster want to rape you harder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222110
soft snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222110
having a harem would have to mean occasionally being in-between warm hugs, and I would never want to leave this snek's arms.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the intrinsic desire to make a huge chunk of metal move quickly is not unique to humans and that even monster girls want to see fast race cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221984
I-I would never want a vampire to put me in place, it's totally not the reason I prank bloodsuckers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222110
I'm still so torn on harem shit man, on one hand, I feel like I'm monogamous. On the other with MGE rules having a group of friends who all love each other deeply and being in romantic relationship with them all and them having a relationship with each other too sounds nice. I feel like I might be villainous bicorn bait
Seriously Magus stories with the evil rapist bicorns awoken something in me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222173
Oyakodon caduceus, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222173 #
Oyakodon caduceus, though

[Anonymous No.]

Gn anons and remember, chaos girls are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Black shogs>purple shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44219967
"And don't get me started on the third nozzle!"
"The third-?"
https://files.catbox.moe/w8hv8r.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Remember hebi?
You are now married to hebi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222392
but I only brushed up against her in the store!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222408
>touch hebi
Congrats on your marriage anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222408
>flying hebi
I am scared but also aroused(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222408
That’s got to be one strong hang glider, do you know how much one anaconda can weigh. 550 pounds which that’s how much I think one Hebi can weigh, it might be even a little bit higher than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222392
But I'm already married to a superior snake lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222450
Superior? Dusa friendzoned our boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222448
The titanoboa had pretty similar body thickness to how lamias are usually drawn and low end estimates put them at around 1500 pounds. Not sure if hebis are constrictors so they might be less musucular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222408
>wave at flying hebi
>get dive bombed
fug...

[Anonymous No.]

>William Adams story in MGE
Could it work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221229
whats an ushi but a mutated fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221849
imma just run before they learn of my blood magic

[Anonymous No.]

How to defeat a pyrow swarm? Please hel-

[Anonymous No.]

Mamonobama in Gourmet World

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221515
>time traveling mamono
For some reason, shitposters seem quite taken with this one. I see it get mentioned a lot as an example of KC being a retard yet they never directly quote him on it. Wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

The bigger they are. The harder they: _____

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222448
First of all, anything is possible through the power of mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

You now remember kelp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222646
>Phantylia the Undying
So this is the lady who help slander the image of foxes everywhere with the necksnap.

Also why must a seemingly evil energy-spirit that has no real physical body or corporeal form give itself big bouncy boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

Things are back to normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222642
Just assume that anyone trying to poke holes in MGE is either retarded or shitposting (usually both) and doesn't understand the purpose of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222646
>giantess
Die

[Anonymous No.]

>>44220072
That demon dank

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222671
No all men will be transfigured, this is a message from the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222660
Never forgot her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222742
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222435
The proper term is scaroused.

[Breathfag No.]

I'm really keen on the idea of sniffing centaur breath right now

[Breathfag No.]

>yandere centaurs

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

Are you the free boy they give out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222794
God I wish

[Breathfag No.]

>>44222794
>implying a danuki would sell her best customer into slavery to another monster
I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222794
I can't be very free if they're giving me out, now can I?

[Anonymous No.]

It takes a strong man to lift a Wurm. It takes an even stronger Wurm to lift a man, because a man is weighed down by the unbearable weight of knowledge.
Wurms must grow strong so they can help carry the heavy hearts of men.
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222808
Wurm doesn't know what you said
She just wurms~

[Breathfag No.]

>>44222808
That's why I go for fire lizards

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot sleep. I cannot sleep. I cannot sleep.
I want a mongirl to sweep me off my fucking feet so badly I just can't take it anymore. I haven't slept 2 nights in a row now because my heart aches for a love that will never come... I don't even know what do, I can't even walk in a straight line to the bathroom it hurts so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222854
nightmare will be your super dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222854
You'd have an easier time sleeping if you weren't staring at the glow of a monitor

[Anonymous No.]

deds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222863
No, I'm a square, I always make sure to stow my electronics by 9 so I can fall asleep, but I've been tossing and turning for five hours straight, it would just be a repeat of last night and continue until morning. I had to get up and boot my PC, go straight to this thread, get if off my chest you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222808
it takes an even stronger man to lift a jabberwock, because they are burdened with knowledge and responsibility just kidding eat a salad flabby jabby

[Anonymous No.]

It is Feline Friday.
Submit to the cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222898
those shorts must be made of carbon fibre

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222898
kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222898
Meow Monday
Tuna-eating Tuesday
?
Purr Thursday
Feline Friday
Caturday
?
Always some kind of cat day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222915
Werecat wednesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221488
lots of hair = lots of hugs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to sleep on the grass by a lake with a straw hat covering my face. What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222942
Sudden gust of wind could blow away your hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222854
If you can be awake, then you can grind. You need the CEO mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222942
You wake up surrounded by stalactites in some grotto, and the Sahu that lives there pointing her spear at your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222898

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222889
Wyverns are very easy to lift because of their hollow bones. An average man could easily pick one up and carry her home.
>excerpt from Dragonian tourist handbook

[Anonymous No.]

Do no pick up random Wyverns on the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222988
I will pick specific Wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/DouoJNOt8j
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 37. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/rMhmcsXI

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223023
anything but the eros kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223023
Nice preg Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223028
Anon watch out! That's not eros kiki, that's doctor kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223028
I think that's a Grelia kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223041
>>44223042
into the trash she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223034
I'm always surprised that MGE doesn't have more pregnant art given how much the girls like it. Even KC only made like one picture for Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223042
At least I'll have to courage to take the colonoscopy I was supposed to do already, although Dr. Gazer would probably be even better for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Egg literally chases the sperm
>Egg has magic powers
>Sperm is juiced with magic
>Still can't get pregnant

What is wrong with powerful monsters? With how hard it is for them to get pregnant, you'd almost think they weren't meant to have sex, and remain forever alone.

[Anonymous No.]

exceptionally soft monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223374
Powerful monsters are for eldritch human men pumped on abyssal energy that’s why, they complete each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223374
The succubus energy drain doesn't kill humans but it does kill human sperm, and the stronger the monster the stronger the drain. The egg is aggressive because it has to be.

[Anonymous No.]

This is trickery >>44223374
This is a fox hag trying to trick anons into letting them both down fertility drugs to "improve the odds"
She is actually trying to pop out 20 minimofus at once, don't fall for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223374
They put all their points into MAG, or STR or INT, and not into FER or EGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223425
I wish someone had told me what the EGG stat did. I just tried to distribute my points evenly and now I'm stuck with a bunch of skills that I literally can't use unless I alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223471
You can work for an echidna and tell her what species her next child will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221737
Similar to lilims, This should give an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223395

[Anonymous No.]

Mott

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221456
>Pharohs are just brown egyptian Wights
And that's a good thing (tm). Also they're still undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223575
Do you have prince Alber in a can? You do? Well you better let the poor guy out
WAHA
WAHA
WAHA
I like these little bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223698
Do bogies have the most elaborate outfit, and if not, who does?

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223614
hey, that's my view on vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>44223383
https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378/status/1686368404104704003?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224224
That's some pleasantly soft chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224224
Truly the softest monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224438
ms scylla can tongue me

[Anonymous No.]

scyllas tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.]

Unintentionally lewd fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224490
It is a well-known fact that every fairy's biggest desire is to be a boys cumballoon and feel the joys of stretching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221933
Dunno. It's paywalled so I can make up whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what the MGE mc mod is called so I can atleast find the fuys patreon or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222676
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224542
>mc mod
The what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224543
What's the matter, hit too close to home?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragoncel edition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224585
No, we're sick of mge lore posting here. Nothing good comes of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224593
Every edition is dragoncel edition.
Dragons can't get dates even if a man walked up to them and said he wanted to fuck her. Too much spagetti

[Anonymous No.]

Any good bicorn stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224608
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>44224520
>44224543
>44224594
Is this the mick, or the other schitzo that keeps crying about us on /vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224608
Well there's that old one where a guy with a bicorn wife finds a salamander for him to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224594
>we
Not much of a "we" if every newfag takeover attempt fails miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224622
Please go back. There are so many places you can talk about mge exclusively. Like twitter, instead of just reposting twitter content all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sir Anon has some Centaur bodyguards.
>Also a Bicorn wife.
>"So Anon, which horse did you ride yesterday?"
>Bodyguards immediately turn a shade of pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224570
Someone, at some point, posted a screenshot of a minecraft mod with a bogey on the modded mc thread on /vg/ apparently its one of those patreon/discord only things, cant find anything on it
Was hoping someone here might know atleast what its called

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224622
is there a reason to distinguish them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224622
The funny thing is that I don't think it's even mick.
It's kind of hilarious to think the amount of damage his autism has caused this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224630
You don't speak for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224637
He's the most 'notable' current autist to plague the thread.
So its pretty reasonable to assume its him by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>44224631
>44224643
Gonna shit your pants again? Dump images from some random /v/ thread with your spambot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224650
Why can't you just leave if you hate this boogeyman so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224631
>He is unaware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224634
I don't know the mod, but I have the screenshot.
>>44224657
And why doesn't he leave if he hates everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224490
>go adventuring with fairy pocket healer
>you've heard stories of adventurers getting attacked by monster companions, but it's not like a fairy could overpower you
>fairy levels up
>fairy learns shrink
>suddenly you're a head shorter than her, and she's looking down at you with hungriest expression you've ever seen
>you may be shrunk but you're still a fighter and she's still a healer, you can fight her off if you have to
>fairy starts casting strength buffs on herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224657
he stuck his hand in a beehive and requested the bees to leave. good luck with that i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224637
>damage
He can momentarily derail threads, but ultimately has no long-term effect on the thread and will be forgotten within a month or two after disappearing.
Doesn't really matter if people some other schizoid for him, subhumans are still subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224671
I think they don't leave because they have some obsession with defending mges honor literally everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224678
>forgotten within a month or two
Man, this shit has been going on for like 4+ months now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224657
Because he is not the first idiot the thread has had to deal with and even when he has a meltdown the thread can still be enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224677
>he stuck his hand in a beehive and requested the bees to leave
That's the most perfect description of every raging anti-MGE schizo shitposter in this thread, I'm going to use it from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224699
>dead franchise
>only provides drama and dmcas
>and some cancer that shows up every other night to spam

[Anonymous No.]

Its days like today that I wish our goblins were green shortstacks.
Hell, even keep the hobgob mega tits for them, its still great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224712
Let me guess, you are furious that you aren't getting an update about your RPGmaker game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224730
>last update march

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224730
My what?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224717
Here is your goblin. She is green. What's the problem? You aren't an mge schitzo are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224717
Shortstack gobs are utter trash though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224758
The demon queen seems quite a bit less smug ever since she lost that bet and had to wear the cowprint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224730
It's clearly the mick. He's furious he didn't get the free art he decided he was entitled to for some incomprehensible reason.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Dragonia beaches are crowded this time of year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224765
I think the mick is good enough at art that he doesn't care that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224764
oh, i thought it was for the stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224760
Sneed and feed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224776
The low quality scribbles, the VRchat tier character models or the stuff he blatantly stole from Genshin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224776
Lol, okay mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224776
>the mick is good enough at art
I wish I had a good enough monster girl reaction image for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224761
I prefer them to the normal loli versions.
Not that I would say no to a gob but I just want them to have a little bit more thickness to them.

>>44224765
Probably.
It seems the latest tactic is trying to scream how the thread is tired of MGE
A bold move cotton, lets see how it pays off for him.

>>44224776
Why must you make our fair thread a den of lies?

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>>44224786
The vrchat models.

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>>44224786
if you see an absolutely insane take no one of sound mind could possibly believe, why bite?

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>>44224671
I've really grown to like bogeys, shame about the name though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224780
Nah, look at the little head ornament and the decoration about her horns.
She's clearly a high ranking demon.

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>>44224791
https://files.catbox.moe/5wxpz8.png

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>>44224799
I like to say it like bo-gee. Like enemy fighter planes or something, always gives me a funny mental image of one as the red baron or something

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>>44224803
Holy shit anon you didn't have to famine his ass

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>>44224803
>not posting the newer stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224792
>I prefer them to the normal loli versions.
Fairs fair, I'm a lolicon after all but the western shortstack gobs do nothing for me. That said I've never enjoyed shortstacks ascetically either, I prefer my meaty to be distributed properly.

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>>44224838
That's a boy.

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>>44224825
What, the dollar store genie or the discount anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224803
kek

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>>44224838
Oh, there's nothing wrong with that.
I know shortstacks, especially with how art tends to do them, makes them a bit out of proportion for folks.
Granted I personally like that look on them but I 100% understand if other's don't

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>>44224803
>"I made this."

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>>44224853
Fox would be the newest. Better than his drawings, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224848
Then call me gainfully employed because I'm about to become a professional fudgepacker

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>>44224871
Thats not a very high bar is it?

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>>44224883
It's a little higher than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224910
Using his chicken scratch as a meter stick for success would have deviant art in art galleries

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224925
Have you seen the galleries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224699
Its impossible to reason with these people as they are heavily mentally ill. Not this lel4chan autism one, but actual mental illness, which is amplified by cuckshit. They have this strange obsession of wanting to belong somewhere, but they are completely unaware how shitty people they are, and that even niche communities like this rejects them, as that negative attention fuels them.

Look at this guy. He tried to do art, writing, and even making a game just to spite on this community. His whole reason to keep going is that in his head one day he'll make something successful and its going to be a comeback moment for him on us. No wonder he's into furry and ntr, which he knows very well is despised here. I honest to God cannot imagine how they will be in their 40's. The moment he goes away a new one will emerge, with another mental illness like the Order murderfics, and its tiresome.

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>>44224935
Yes, hence why I make the comparison

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224925
Well, modern art is literally schitzos smearing shit on canvases so the mick would be in good company there.

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>>44224952
Why do you keep saying he likes ntr? I've never seen it.

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>>44224961
Difference is they use that art to launder money, if they tried doing so with the mick's art the feds would on their ass like white on rice. No way someone would pay a dime for it.

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>>44224971
Never seen his cuckshit posting? He made that whole fake game scene or two to epically dab on us

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224956
>>44220072
Such quality.

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>>44224952
I think Chris Chan is in his 40s by now, so just imagine an Irish version of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225002
Lamo Irish moment

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>>44225009
So the mick is set to transition? God its gonna be like watching a brick get thrown through an airplane window

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224988
No, post it.
> fake game scene
Maybe this guy knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224768
Wish I was applying sunscreen to a nice gold dragon hag/dragon zombies supple body right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224952
The most frustrating thing about it is that they waste so much effort on those demoralization campaigns and shitposting sprees instead of building their own community elsewhere.

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>>44225027
Didn't bother saving his elaborate shitpost unfortunately, it was a screen or two from some RPGmaker teir game

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225056
You see anon that implies that they'd be able to tolerate their own company for long

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>>44222934
You can get hugged twice over even! By her and her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>fox passes by you
>rubs her tails across your face by ""accident""
damn foxes can't even walk past them without them trying to turn you into a mofu addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225027
>>/jp/thread/43438265#p43438797
then he cried that it got taken down after just 3 hours, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225110
Why would it get taken down? KC doesn't lurk here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225109
>Left
Oh no, the foxes have discovered one of my weakpoints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225048
>personal dragon tour guide is some kind of an exotic golden orange scaled dragon
>she nervously shows you the beach
>looks flushed and overheated while you apply sunscreen on her
>must be heat stroke, didn't think that could happen to dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225109
they cant help it man. some have tails that take up the entire sidewalk. they cant account for every unmarked man that walks by, triggering their instincts to wrap up and pamper him,

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225156
Very clearly anon should get her a cold drink to cool down, its dangerous to get overheated

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225144
>one of the fans messages KC about this retard making cuckshit with MGERPG assets
>KC sends template DMCA mail to 4jannies
>4jannies squash the potato
>schizo mick seethes
this is not rocket science

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225172
some mge autists have very little to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225190
>crying again
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225190
Certain famine victims have too much time on their hands as well. Like endlessly replying in certain threads pretending he is someone else, only after trying to make very poor anti-mge bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225013
The gallery is clearly just a twitter circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

Aight let's come clean here: who has an account in the old mge wiki? I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225260
Not on the wiki but I did have one long ago on MGU
Stopped going there when I found a fic that was literally "Yeah she looks like Morigan because I'm lazy.'
Like, legitimately the most soul sucking thing I've seen

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225232
Must be the luck of the Irish that you can't get your art in huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225002
Remember that every day you don't do art is another day where you're a worse artist than mike and every day you don't write is another day where you're a worse writer than Tara Gilesbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225299
Remember that skibby dibby dib ba ba dop dop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225299
You remind me I need to charge my tablet and do a daily drawing again, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225307
I wounder if a Bogie could make me happy or if I'm way to self pitying for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225329
If you're looking for happiness in a person, you won't find it. Happiness is only found in God.
So, the answer is no. Though, she'd make your life a few degrees better and more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225337
>Happiness is only found in God
Yeah, see. I tried to follow the fallen goddess and now the dark Valkyrie won't stop following me around saying something about me being the chosen (for her pussy) or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

Elves betraying their own kind!

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>>44225285
That's decided solely by a group on twitter, not here.

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>>44225359
>elf and dark elf both angrily insist that they are not the same kind and have nothing in common with each other
>have to violate both of them just to shut them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225396
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225337
>Happiness is only found in God.
Sounds like order propaganda. I'm gonna go with demon pussy and be happy with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225359
>Elf loudly proclaiming positive qualities about humans in the center of an elven city
>Kissing her human husband and doing cute romantic things with him for all the other elves to see.
>They were both thrown in a jail cell. Plenty of curious elves came by, watching the pair having sex or being affectionate with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

I need strongthick lizardmen.
Those cute green gals are sadly forgotten compared to their tomboy counterparts.

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>>44225156
I enjoy it much more when dragons don't act needlessly hostile, probably why i prefer malefs more. She knows that I know that dragons are hot as hell. She'll probably roar in approval when she sees a perfect tan and invite me to indulge in her body while covered by her wings afterward. Not like sandy rough sex is uncommon on dragonia beaches.

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>>44225396
Then find different groups on Twitter you assblasted moron. Actually build a rapport with artists not in this incredibly niche porn community. You want furry art so fucking bad there's literally thousands of artists waiting to milk you dry. Fucking tired of you and other morons bringing up Twitter, or Shitcords, or literally any fucking anything else to stir up dumb fucking meta drama.

God I wish Hiroshimoot would just fucking range ban Ireland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225359
>violate
Sorry no i'm not that kind of human but i would make love with that dark elf and create a big fanily with

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy cutie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225850
Don't be a louse
Marry the mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225232
>>44225396
So why is the irish furry seething about a twitter group now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224675
Fairies growing big and overpowering you during sex is hot (though at that point you might as well go with Titania from the start)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225919
Anon no!
But I want smol fairy wife with massive tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225902
Wikifag is part of the "MG Illuminati" in mick's head because he ignores his scribbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225769
Why are you getting mad shoggykins, it won't make the mick go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225933
Still small enough where you can drink from both of them at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225998
Truly nice girls.
Although I want pixies updated to be more 'punk' versions of those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225919
2m tall Titania that wants you to treat her like she's tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think thr HBE is more akin to a mythical item locked away in some forgotten dungeon or is it more like a national treasure cherished and its use awarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225949
>Illuminati
I would want to add those scribbles to the archive either if I were the internet equivalent of a dredging content fisherman either.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44226054
>it was at this moment that Anon realized checking up on his neighbor at night was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you fuckers just be quiet, I hope a bunch of fat ass monsters sit on your bitchass faces, shutting you all up for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226098
Oh no....how horrible.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226098
Oh no whatever will I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226054
instant loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226098
toxoplasmosis is how they get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226111
>Local Genie extremely flustered when going shopping with master.
>Mostly because every other girl in the store gives her ass one look and immediately knows what he's into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44224378
>WIDE hips
>FLUFFY tails
>LOOOONG ears
>Oh, and a nice pair of tits
Where am I supposed to look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226111
I'm gonna wish for a genie to not try to rules lawyer my wish and then I'm gonna wish for her to be happy.
Not sure what my third wish is gonna be but I'll figure something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Pg3yDImZw

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225359
>Inviting me to violate the other girl
>While her butt is sticking out
Time to show off the legendary human virility.

>>44225998
>I will never have an onahole like this

[Anonymous No.]

>Fairy needs your help with her lactation
>You lay down, face up , on a couch or bed
>Lowers both breasts into your mouth, hugging and hanging onto your nose
>You start sucking and licking them
>Her grip on you tightens
>She lets out a sigh of relief between all the moaning
>The milk has a nice sweet taste and she much more of it than you expect.
>You gently stroke her back with a finger, helping her relax
>This all goes on for quite some time
>By the time it's finished, she's too tired to fly so she tumbles and lays on your chest, still catching her breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226190
Just do the big brain play and learn to rhyme like Rumpelstiltskin. Wish for herself to have breasts that lactate and never rest, a rump that's plump, and for your dick to be so virile that her pussy will flow like the Nile.

[Anonymous No.]

Alraune have human legs and feet, so what's stopping them from stepping outside of their flower and walking around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226282
Because its comfy in the flower.
You should give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226282
Assuming they can retract their roots from the earth?
If they just got up and walked around, then their husbands would stop princess carrying them, or pushing them in their plantpot wheelchairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226282
don't want to get their feet dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226321
>>44226302
>>44226307

What a sappy bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226333
The trees are speaking mamano

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226302
Okay I'm inside the flower of a Liliraune. Now what?
The two girls here are just looking at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226361
You have fallen for the clever ruse.
Enjoy your new wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226361
Enjoy your new home. It's a bloom with a view

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm just saying that maybe shoggoths don't deserve to be assaulted-"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226365
>>44226388
I don't think I like where this is going.
Also is is common for them to close their pedals during the middle of the day? I've only seen them do it at night. It's getting dark in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226406
Good point, Kiki. Shoggoths deserve to be assaulted sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225962
Sup Caelum/Aux/Whoever the fuck you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226017
And is extremely light weight almost like a tiny fairy so she could cling to you all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226445
oh, we got new ones to add to the axis of dysfunction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226430
Of course anon, they are nyctinastic plants. Some believe it is used to retain heat. Just sit back, relax, let the nectar flow over you. They sure appreciate a nice, soft, and warm human to cuddle up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226017
So a lapdog with tits? She'd be like a Doberman kobold that likes playing board games.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm the only one who prefers regular lamias over their sub species, I do not like the white snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226499
I rather like the Basilisk myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226499
It's easy if you ignore mge for five minutes in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226499
I am nearly done writing my echidna fic, and they have really grown on me. I feel you lamiabro, apophis and hebi get all the love. All sneks are good sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226520
I'd really like to write a new fic myself. Maybe after I finish up a hellhound model.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like sneks because sneks are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226562
Face your fears, coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226499
I don't like the white snek or bunyip and I'm kind of ambivalent on the grep snek, but the other varieties are better than vanilla, even if vanilla isn't bad. It's a common trend in the encyclopedia, but I suppose that's partially statistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226586

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226506
She's cute, although I would feel sad that I couldn't look at my wife's eyes without turning into a cumpump
>>44226520
Ooo nice, can't wait to see it. Seriously vanilla sneks hit most of my kinks, extreme monogamy, hypnosis, comfy coils, long tounge goddamn love snek
>>44226562
You just need to look into a snakes eyes and listen to their voice anon, they aren't scary. Promise

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226583
If they looked like that I would probably die from shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226601
Why is this snek so FAT
Has she been eating burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226601
>I would feel sad that I couldn't look at my wife's eyes without turning into a cumpump
Just do it while you're already a cum pump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226457
Not really, I just have a pretty good bead on the people who generally try to call me Shoggykins but enjoy this last ( You ). Try not to wear it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44225109
damn dirty animals, they cant help but leak all over the place with their milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226519
How the fuck can you keep seething for so many hours in a row, this is unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226601
It's got plenty of coiling and some tongue stuff. I love snek hugs. It's also got an anubis OL for a kinky threesome. Hopefully will have it done and posted by sunday but who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226629
anti-mge schizos operate out of pure mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226583
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

where do wurms fall into, are they more snek dragons or just legless dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226499
You're not alone. I prefer vanilla Lamia over anything that isn't Medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226670
Wurms are not legless dragons, other dragons are just legged wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226629
>https://files.catbox.moe/2y5h94.webm
I can multi task. As you say,"I made this."
i would like to fit more MG drawing time into my life though but I'm having trouble tracking down resources to help my issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226017
>big Titania wants to try this 'onahole' thing the pixies keep talking about
>lowers herself onto you and slowly begins shrinking herself
>7 foot
>6 foot
>5 foot
>4 foot
>at 3 she starts gritting her teeth, but continues
>at 2 she has to stop
>you start to pull out, before she sharply tells you not to
>after a few deep breaths she continues, much slower than before
>you hear her talking to herself
>"6 inches... 6 inches... 6 inches..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226601
I like this snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226674
wurms are curiously legless scaled cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226670
Wurm is just a misspelling of Wyrm, which was a legless dragon really just a snake in Germanic folklore. Therefore if we're going to be really pedantic about it Wurms are both Lamiae and Dragonae

[Anonymous No.]

Nerdae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226681
I don't give a shit and neither does vast majority of this thread, you are completely braindead if you think people will start sucking your dick if you post some """OC""" in between shitting up the thread with schizo nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226728
No, I just expect people to say it looks like crap than go back to posting the same mge pictures over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226718
G-nome fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226689
I bet that Titania won't want to stay big anymore
>Fairies making themselves human sized and then shrinking themselves after they mount you
>And they making themselves a little bigger, and shrinking again
Shrinkjobs, woo!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226760
Monsters with freckles are my kryptonite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226771
>>44226771
true, they are too sexy to be ignored. y tho?

[Anonymous No.]

Me turning down a Lilim asking me out because I think it wouldn't be fair for her to have a weak boyfriend since I'm not as strong as her and never will be.

[Anonymous No.]

My maid keeps giving me weird looks and leaving her underwear on my pillow. She keeps making a joke about clocks and chickens I don't understand. What's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

Has KC ever made anything like a world map or a general direction for locations? My fic autism is killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226879
Not really. He has described a lot of locations and people have made non-canon world maps but best guidance is "just draw whatever lmao"
Which is pretty based in my opinion, a setting like MGE doesn't really need one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226879
Closest we got was the Celestial Sphere of Tryst in the Sabbath book. Generally speaking you could literally just do what Warhammer Fantasy did and use a map of the real world ( Since Land of Four Mists and Zipangu are literally just China and Japan ) and could probably get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226583
Hfw Anon asks for a BJ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226897
She looks like a supervillain walking up to her doomsday device

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226909
Don't bully Bapho-san. She can't help that she's very much a chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226909
>I suppose I can part with one and still be feared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226889
No, it doesn't need new content either. So based. I am glad though that his secret twitter still updates with mge stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

When is the safest time of day to go running in MGC?
I'm guessing not late evening or night, because that's when the rape monsters are awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226901
Some girls are skilled enough to tickle your balls a little while they're at it. She can suck your whole pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226923
>Good news, onii-chan! The Mage's Circle is bringing me up on disciplinary charges! Wait, that's not good news at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226923
>Is it really necessary for it to look like that?
>Fufufu... Onii-san, there's one thing you should know about being a glorious villain such as I!
>What, never let your chocolate milk spoil?
>Tch! PRESENTATION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226897
MGE has not!Japan and not!China plus not!Straya for Bunyips, and not!CentralAmerica, not!India (or maybe Jinkos are paler from not!Siberia), plus not!Celtic girls, and presumably Shoogs are from the mountains of not!Antarctica... then just addin a few extra pockets like Wonderland, and the entire Oceans... so MGE world is basically the whole Globe, or any Flat equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226958
>How's his clothes? To shreds you say?
>Well what about his pelvis? To shreds you say

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226932
But you have to be precise with your words, if you ask her for a Headjob, it'll be your whole head, not just the tip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222915
Little late as I been busy, but Maine Coon Cheshire just popped into my head, A very large breed of Cheshire. A Ton of Fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226601
I didn't know this was a series

[Anonymous No.]

>>44222915
Sith sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227023
I don't know or care much about cat breeds in general, but I have a deep desire to bone a Maine Coon catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227056
Large catgirls with very fluffy tails, what more could you ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227056
Cheshy is the only cat girl I like, maine coons are giant fucking cats, I naturally like big gals so, a Maine Coon Chesh naturally makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227023
Big, THICK prankster that is here to do some more 'physical' comedy

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Chesh thinks I'm going to rape her anally after all the pranks she pulled on me. Well too bad for her I plan on raping her pussy and knocking her up instead! Let's see how she likes those apples.

[Anonymous No.]

Your kots are still not powerful enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227171
Mine is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227171
Quake in fear ye desirer of kots

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme your best pics of pharaohs and apophi getting along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227191
No it's not, what even are those abs? Time to bulk and start again; fetch me the cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227215
She's helping her gal pal stretch!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227240
>yuri
uh-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227250
If a man isn't around its normal for monsters to take it out on each other
Don't worry they say no lesbo after

[Anonymous No.]

>Instead of innumerable small portals it's one absolutely gigantic portal that covers the entirety of the earth
https://youtu.be/n_2T-JqoMVI?t=13

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227250
Your wives must get along while you're not there.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking forward to a new dynasty of Apophis and Pharaoh's moving into the Australian outback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227056
I like Nekopara like my coffee: with Milk and Shigure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226499
snakes are a highly competitive category. they're all great except for echidna who is pretty okay

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you do fellow snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227328
What a blast from the past.

[Anonymous No.]

Tremble you weaklings cower in fear
I am your ruler, land, sea, and air
I want your girth, erect and standing tall
I'm a demon realm spreader, I am Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227351
nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227240
Hfw its a literal overthrow by the G-rape-snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227351
>Hold hand
>She faints

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227371
Motion sickness vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226924
>Taking literally anything said on bunkerchan at face value
How it looks to be bamboozled by Tanukis in real time, presented by Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227343
What is an eel but a slippery sea snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227343
Hagfish lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227408
my opinion of kenkou cross couldn't get any lower anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227422
Young eels need love, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227343
Ear wiggling wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227470
i still have a hard time imagining loli unagi joro
in my head they've still got the beauty mark and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226924
Didnt he nuked his secret Twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227427
I'm afraid a random cockroach's opinion is more relevant than yours when it comes to monster girls and the authors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227427
Oh please, let's hear it. What did the big bad Kenkou Cross do to you Anon. What kind of Bad Touch did he lay upon your filth encrusted keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227491
I may actually be the most promising monster girl content creator in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227351
>You will know when Druella deigns to attack you. I was merely defending myself from your clumsy assault.
>But you... you blew up a wall!
>Yes, that is how Druella enters a room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5CjmHLUQQI

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227511
Your existance literally has negative value. Even people who aren't doing anything contribute more than you just by the virtue of not being the mick.

[Anonymous No.]

Less fighting, more monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227478
>"I don't see too many of them either, myself. Want to help me with that?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227510
Nothing, it was totally random. Like this witch picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227478
Nothing stopping lolis from having beauty marks.

>>44227545
I want to see her mogged by a dolphin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227511

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227511
literally who even are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227476
>Unagi joro attempting to seduce you
>Her ears keep wiggling in excitement

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227636
I wanted to laugh at you for being too new to know who our irish lolcow is, but actually I envy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227351
(Th)rust in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227647
Let me know when he's on KF, ED, or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227545

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227639
It's not the slipping into her embrace, but the ear wiggling that gets you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227756
Although her embrace is a significant contribution

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227705
He's not even important to end up on there. He's not even worthy of a footnote in the history of thread pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227549
Good idea, two people will have better luck with the search.

[Anonymous No.]

I am enjoying this revival of eelposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227809
It's a good (f)eeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227792
You may disagree after my heckhound model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227809
love eel
feel eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227809
They're in my top 5 for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227827
holy shit mick, stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227845
I'm pretty sure that one isn't mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227580
>lolis from having beauty marks
Certified lewd brat

[Anonymous No.]

Eels are gross, accept mofu into your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227845
Mick please, your sockpuppeting attempts are always miserable to watch. The model is actually of decent quality so nobody here would mistake it for your shit, never mind the moonrunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227817
they send me (r)eeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227863
What's funny is I got these from this very thread not too long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227862
mofu 2 big

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227863
Seems fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227862
this post reeks of seething unmarried racoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227862
No. Embrace the wet, sticky and slippery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227905
>>44227919
I'll have you know Tanuki are a proud and noble race with unmatched quality of hags and Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227927
big fluffy balls

[Anonymous No.]

You took too long, so now it's going to embrace you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227992
you'll never catch me alive!

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna sick my togue up a lizard girls ass.
Instant defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghoul mouth pussy.

Wet, messy ghussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227999
>Slime hops into the mofu after you
>A lot of the slime just oozes down her tails
>Much to the foxes' chagrin
Well that's not going to end well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to experience having three girls in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227351
Made for cringey purification bedroom roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227351

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228110
This could only be hotter if he made her wear modest clothes. In public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228092
Sounds like you need a chimera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228130
>Telling her you want her to wear modest clothes
>In public

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna call the dark priestess cute and ten never come back to that church out of embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>groping and hotglueing stone form loli Gargoyle
>doggystyle with using just her hair as a handhold with loli Kejourou
>teacher/tutor on student sex with loli Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>loli
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228192
>loli Hakutaku
uuuoooohhh
Didn't know I needed a loli hakutaku until now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228216
You did a good drawing. I will now do a bad drawing.
It will be a cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228154
>Tell your succ GF you're going to buy her something sexy
>HFW you walk past the lingerie store without slowing
>Pull her into a normal clothing store
>Talk her into a loose sweater and ankle length skirt
>The clerk gapes as she rings you up
>Whisper in your woman's ear that when you come back she'll be shopping the maternity section
Succs are too easy. They're all "seduction this, rape that," but the moment a man goes on the offensive they're putty in his hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228216
I wish I had an Oni or a really buff Satyros that would drink with me and let me sit on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226897
>>44226909
>deploy the mobile suits, do not let him escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44227283
>neutralfags cockblock everyone from their angel/demon waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228256
>The reason we don't already have monster girl wives is because we're locked in the neutral route.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think of mamano dress sense? Would you be fine with your wife and daughters going out in public spaces of the demon realms dressed in a way that would get them arrested for indecent exposure in the human realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228365
My wife does not wear underwear and her bare anus is rubbed on everything she sits on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228264
that's what you get for trusting a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228365
My wife is an alraune so she just wears a cloak made of flora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228365
>>44228407
And to give you a full answer no I wouldn't be okay with that either. A woman should onky expose her intimate, indecent areas to her husband I think. The goes for whst I think the man should expose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226054
>Hey! You! Stop howling so close to my camp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228405
I wish you /pol/ retards would just go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228424
So she's naked beneath her cloak like a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228256
>>44228264
Sorry what was that? Couldn't hear you over the objectively best option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228442
Just ignore it. It's not worth setting them off.

>>44228444
You know it boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228365
Dressing them modestly like a human would be akin to having them scantily clad in the human world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228458
She's naked beneath her cloak, but not like a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228464
So Demon Realms have insufficient exposure laws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228446
>he posts in a monster girl thread and isn't chaos aligned

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228478
How are they different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228489
Chaos is pure brainlet-tier. You can still be neutral and have some form of comradery with demons in SMT. You just aren't letting them walk all over you or being a bootlicking Lawfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228498
Her cloak isn't open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228489
chaos is getting killed by some fucked up demon because hurrr rule of STR
law is having lovey-dovey baby making sex with angel gf while listening to zelenin's greatest hits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228502
Oh. I have pics where it's open, but didn't post because nsfw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44226930
No, see, all the rapists are anticpating that men will go running during the day to avoid them, so they go out during the day to counter them. Running at night is actually the SAFEST idea. Especially in front of the apartment building at 5th street and East Main. The one with the bike on that second story patio that the owner never rides. The alley next to that building is super safe between 9pm and 11pm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228507
Law is the Order taking to it's 10th degree and you'd have to be retarded to think that's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228518
Thanks anon. I will run through that alley back and forth for my exericse. Away from prying eyes, I'm sure monsters won't see me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228527
STOP!! DON'T DO IT ANON, IT'S A TR

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228485
Yes, in fact they're very strict about mandating that the midriff, arms, and legs should be exposed. I hear its rather trendy at the moment to wear pasties and is all the rage in lescatie, its even catching on across the mamono realms!

[Anonymous No.]

Your finest hags please
I have a mighty need to get insta-loss'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228540
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228545
Those eyes have seen 4000 winters without a crumb of dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228527
>>44228534
Whoopsie! Had capslock on by mistake and made a few typos as well.

Meant to say stop wasting time. Don't hesitate because it's a treat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228545
Yeah, a soft elf hag is an instant kill on me
I never stood a chance, the moment her ears wiggled I was done for

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228539
>End up having to travel to Lescatie for a business trip
>Anon makes an Succubus that was there during the initial fall of the city faint just by the fact that he wears a jacket and long pants.
>Husband has to carry her back inside while she weeps over the "indecency" of humanity
>You just wanted a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228192
>standing paizuri with loli minos
>half body coil mating with loli lamia
>bandit/captive RP with loli gobbo
>endurance "training" with loli salamander
The list can go on and on, we must IMAGINE deeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228545
My knees just turned into spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228208
>Didn't know I needed a loli hakutaku until now
My stance is that I need all monstergirls as lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228540
You get the permanently sleepy mushroom hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228539
No wonder being assigned to work in an embassy in a demon realm is often used as a threat towards my female coworkers.

[Anonymous No.]

I just stay inside my apartment all day and never go outside. I make money to pay rent by giving lectures on astrophysics online, although I don't turn my webcam on so students only hear my voice. I spend most of my time playing video games and posting on 4mon and all my food comes from the Harpy dine and dash who I instruct to just leave the food at the door because I paid online. Monsters can't get me like this, they can't make me go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228580
>>44228566
Anon, no! You can't show weakness in front of an elf hag! She'll find you to be adorable, scoop you up in her arms and carry you home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228573
>anon walks down the street in his business suit
>keeps getting hoots and hollers from the raunchier kinds of demons
>the more 'normal' ones blush and the married ones shake their heads in disapproval
>you walk into the restaurant of your choice a little confused, its a little chilly in there so you button up the top button of your shirt
>the patrons and staff swoon
>the manager has to come out, "I'm sorry sir but we can't serve you like that! We're not that kind of establishment!"
>she points to a sign on the door
>shirt, pants, no service!
>either be forced to eat in your underwear or leave
>the only eateries that will have you sensibly dressed are the kind you'll dragged into the backrooms of

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228596
>Anon makes this post
>Gets spotlighted in a documentary called "The most reclusive human."
>Features a Rata and her entourage doing a documentary on various people
>Apparently pure intentions, although they always leave enough clues in the episode for the more dedicated fans to piece together who and where this person is

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228600
I'm not even half a century old! Demon Lord help me, I am adorable! Make her stop, I don't want to be comforted, loved, treasured, fed my favorite foods and smothered by fat titties that were ancient before I was born! I should've watched myself around elves! She's getting closer and her wiggling ears are making her jewelry jingle! ARGGGGGGGH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228600
I'm sorry anon...
I got elf'd...
She insists I hold onto her at all times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228618
>Anon just decides to order some room service in at his hotel
>When the staff opens his door to deliver his food they act like she's standing there buck naked
>...he's just wearing a t-shit and shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228635
>she's
he's, whoops. Should know better than to write when tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228540

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228635
>the (low ranking) vampire, wearing what is essentially a bikini and tasteful half skirt in the hotels colors looks at you in shock
>almost drops the tray of food
>you just motion to put the tray on the table further in the room
>she stammer's out something about this being the first time she's had a customer 'treat her' instead
>you nod absent mindedly, not really paying attention. Your mind is on the prize.
>she lingers at the entrance a little unwilling to leave right away, asking if there's ANYTHING else she can get you
>say that you could have someone check the ac, its a bit chilly as you put on your jacket
>shes practically a wobbly mess at this point as she goes and pretends to fiddle with the ac
>you didn't mean now
>why does she keep glancing at me?
>I just want to eat in peace for fucks sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228678
I can hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

i am begging you all to get better tastes than just
>human woman with pointy ears
and
>human woman with horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228706
>Elf but with round ears, dies younger, and can't fire a bow
>Demon but with pale skin and no tail or horns or magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228706
I WILL fuck the gote
I WILL be happy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228706
That's right, beg! Grovel before me and plead with me to quit being a pleb. It won't do you any good; I'd marry a kejourou with a smile and not feel I was missing anything if only they were real. I'm unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228716
That design doesn't work the best for monster girls I suppose. Or maybe it's just the hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228715
>>44228722
please, stop, NO

anything but that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228579
>role play that becomes lewd with a loli phantom
>"punishment" with a loli kunoichi caught spying on you
>time traveling to fuck loli Deonora

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228715
BEHOLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228684
>Anon asks if the Vampire is cold or something and wants his jacket for a bit, says he won't tell the staff if it's a uniform violation
>Vampire's kneels nearly buckle on the spot, the brazenness this human has!
>After nearly a minute of Vampire stutters Anon assumes she's probably so cold she can barely talk, decides to just take it as a yes and wraps her in his jacket himself
>Feeling his strong (mostly average) hands on her shoulders and potent scent from his jacket (he only didn't shower yesterday) activates a breeding frenzy in the Vampire long thought to be something only some feral cave vampire would give into
>Anon nearly misses his meeting the next day, shows up covered in his own mana and neck dotted with Vampire bites
>also no pants
>he liked those pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228736
He got himself a vampire wife
How nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228732
>fleshlight play with loli slime
>skinny dipping with loli bunyip
>watching and acting out dirty movies together with loli ratta
>purposely violating the loophole filled contract of a loli demon before violating her
>lewding the loli lich as she tries explaining necromatic theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228736
At least anon landed the meeting as the danuki in charge was impressed with 'topless' presentation the deal went through

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228747
Thankfully they agreed to tell their kids a story about how their mom picked him up at a bar one night as some seductress instead of some wild animal jumping his bones for the crime of being nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228733
Greasy gote kiss...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228618
>go around the block in a hoodie and sweats
>you get a lot of weird looks as you go along and even get whistled at
>beginning to notice there are a few monstergirls close behind so you pick up the pace into a brisk jog
>they match your speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228790
>for the crime of being nice.
I mean, it's not like he didn't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228824
Explain exactly how in ten words or less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228829
No good deed goes unpunished

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228819
This looks like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228834
No u

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228829
Damn nice male, needed marriage correction. *Heavy monster breathing intensifies*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228833
>>44228839
This is why humans shouldn't trust monsters! You try and do something good and they treat you like a piece of meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228823
>find out there's some western themed bar
>haven't been to one of those since you migrated through the portal
>decide to head in with your jeans, old boots, and even redon the cowboy hat you had laying around forever
>you walk in and aren't sure you're at a western bar or some kind of mix of a cowboy beach bar
>at least a good mix of men and women
>the women are in essentially the lowest cut skirts and practically only wearing a bandana around their chests
>the men wear almost the same much to your dismay bit you're not here for them anyway
>from the second you entered you had some catcalls from the ladies
>the stares only increased as the holst manning the bar gets your drinks ready
>you noticed she started running you a tab without even asking
>start feeling rather out of place...
>at least the drinks are cold and the ladies friendly...
>was it really necessary to have your ass slapped 3 times before you sat down though?

[Anonymous No.]

>She found out about your subscription to TOMMED
>But you learned about her subscription to MOLLIFIED
Who rapes who first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228905
You take her first, but when you first nut she goes "ohoho, you made me feel like a molly for a minute~what a helpless tom", only to have things turned around when the gets off while riding you, and so on and so on and so on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228905
Those are lazily repackaged blacked jokes.
https://files.catbox.moe/kgk0ub.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228847
This is why I pray to the CHEIFGODDESS every day even though those damned monsters keep taking over land wayyyy to close to my homestead.
In fact my devotion has paid off and she even sent me a powerful angel to protect me and my land! Cheif Goddess be praised! She's always watching over me like a hawk and I've never felt so safe, though I must say that its littttttle odd that she insists on handling my laundry, to the point that she makes me change out of clothes after my labors for the day. Oh well, cleanliness is next to godliness, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228905
She takes the initiative, but I'm a schizo with Batman aspirations so I shove the socks I reveal that I've been rubbing with catnip for months in her face and ultimately claim victory.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer? I hardly know her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228935
And thats a lazily done drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228949
Compare it to yesterdays abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228945
Haha, Gazer, more like Gayzer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228905
>Fucking faggotcat keeps stealing your food
>Shredding up your couch
>Forcing you to dick her
>Be balls deep in her and she just lets out one of those sultry purrs
"I'm your little Molly, you dirty Tom"
>Freeze, knowing she was the one who left those porn tabs open
>Blow the biggest fucking load of your life
>Don't even notice her leaving scratch marks on your back
>Post on 4mon the next day
'This stupid bitch has ruined me for life and given me a cat fetish'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228960
I'm not gonna look for that, but it's already known he's unable to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228545

[Breathfag No.]

I'll take 5 ghouls to go please. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

The monster behind the rape...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229013
it was the tutorial fairy all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228979
Any advice is appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229029
Apply shotgun directly to forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229029
1. Go to a shrink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229029
Try using a thicker rope to hang your obese ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229034
>>44229040
You could at least appreciate that I catboxed it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229027
do not draw aggro on the tutorial monster
do not pickpocket the tutorial monster
do NOT try to pass the seduction check in her dialogue tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229047
id appreciate it if you'd never post here ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229007
Of course. I assume you are aware of our returns policy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228770
>getting enchanted into thinking she's your wife by loli nurarihyon
>taking a loli jabberwock home with you and fucking her senseless
>loli banshee teary-eyed orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229027
You didn't listen to her, so you get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229054
Im not worried about a ghoul, they are a low level undead I am sure I can take two or three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229055
Anons, please stop posting lolis, I am about to commit a crime...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229056
>mashing through dialogue on some overly flowery and verbose demon
>still mashing
>still mashing
>you accidently accept some dialogue option
hope you like your new contract, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229071
Can't even count how many owls got their husband like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I would never have a chance at being able to date a Monster of super high status like a Lilim or a Wight, a wagie like me wouldn't be able to attend the kinds of events or social hangouts that rich Monsters go to since I'm nobody special or able to afford it, and I'd be too scared to try approaching them, which I doubt I'd be able to do in the first place since they're surrounded by sycophants and guards. It makes me kind of sad but I guess I'd be happy settling for a Monster around my league like the cute fox I know that works at the mall's food court.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229002
>>44228545
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229083
I feel pretty much the same as you. I'm sure they'd be able to fix me up and make me a worth husband, but I'd much rather go for a more mundane life. Now, if the pharaoh has a 5th daughter who spends all day locked inside her room flicking her bean and posting in /mon/, well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229066
How terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229124
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229127
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4411014

[Anonymous No.]

>>44221685
>The worst part is autismos are still gonna ree over NTR since another guy’s fucking a clone of their wife or something

I almost always commission art of my waifus and frame them in a (you) way when I post them. If other anons want to fap to them or waifu them I just assume is another MG that looks exactly like her. If anything there is always the chance I get other anons do commissions of them, so its a win-win to me. Getting autistic because another guy commissioned art or wrote a story of your OC waifu or married a lookalike of her, as long as it isnt grimdark shit or something retarded is retarded as shit. It is pretty much what we already do with the bajillion of anons married to the profile pic girl or even anons that waifu specific named characters like Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228545
>>44229002
https://files.catbox.moe/44ivxx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229134
Thank you for not being a schizo, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229148
i wonder what this elf wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229152
I've always known elves to appreciate a good ear rub, probably that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229083
Just date their guards. The rich monsters likely already have a husband and there wouldn't be any available anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229211
>The rich monsters likely already have a husband
That just means there's a chance they have daughters to date, instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229211
This, most rich monsters are probably more picky if they're not already taken. It'd be better not waste everyone's time and just court a more humble monster like one of her guards or one of the various workers on their estate!
Don't even bother confessing to one even if its a little painful, instead give your love a monster in your league
>>44229240
Same issue as above

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229083
>>44229254
Are you trying to frustrate Miss Wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229283
i want nobles disguised in maid outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229083
>>44229111
>>44229211
>>44229240
>>44229254
>he doesn't want to be a working class family that LIVE FOR EACHOTHER AND GIVE IT ALL THAT YOU'VE GOT
WOAAAAAH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
(WOAH-HO) LIVIN ON A PRAYER (prayer for mongirl)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229283

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229283
No way, its the opposite! Miss.Wight probably has many suitors and wouldn't even glance at a pleb like me. Even though she's super stylish, attractive, and had a great sense of humor she's simply out of my league. It's better for the both of us if I don't waste her time with something like a lame love letter or some cheesy romantic gesture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229292
Real Wight hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229351
>Wight having to 'disguise' as a barmaid because the anon she likes keeps thinking she's out of his league as he's only a shop assistant

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub snouts with a cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

i going to steal the rich old wight, and have holy undead childern who use their oversized staffs to bludgeon those infidels with lovely thorned staffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229351
Jugs and mugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229351
nerf dirndl

[Anonymous No.]

so we got ourselves a hero

[Anonymous No.]

All dragons should become undeads it will be better for them, they won’t be as prideful anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229431
i don't think he's making it past the level 6 succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229433
Eh, a baby always calms them down anyway. No point in waiting for them to die to be humbled.

>>44229425
They're OP on purpose, nub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229441
Yeah but that takes time and is too much work, I say kill them and bring them back as undeads it’s so much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229440
i dont understand and i will have sex with the undead and make holy undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229315
>Shut up and get over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229283
Unfortunately for her, even if she was somehow interested in me, I still think she's far above my league so I'm just going to go ahead and ask the fox wagie I know out. I'm sure Miss Wight will be able to find someone else easily though.

[Anonymous No.]

My monster friends keep trying to roll to seduce my character and it's frustrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229493
You ain't going anywhere and you are getting clawed for every excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229440
it's not looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229454
>Kill a dragon
>Easier
I think that says more about the implied quality of your sperm than anything else.

>>44229520
>Police girl! Are you a virgin?!
>Not for long~
Too bad that line doesn't actually work in context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229514
>play D&D with your monstergirl friends
>you're being pretty normal
>bicorn keeps trying to seduce all female npcs into your character's harem
>salamander always tries to fight everything
>vampire has fully relapsed into being a chuuni edgelord
>pharaoh keeps trying to use her god voice on the dice
>anubis gm is just facepalming about how everything keeps derailing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229520
But I already made plans to ask the fox out, and I wouldn't know how to react to being around Miss Wight in the first place. I take it back, I'm not interested in rich monsters anymore, I wanna stay a wagie! Really! It wouldn't make sense for her to date someone like me anyway in retrospect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229083
I feel like I have a 100% chance of being able to date a Monster of super high status like a Vampire or a Vampire, a wagie like me would be able to attend the kinds of events and social hangouts that rich Vampires go to since I'm special, and I'd not be scared to try and approach them, which I'm certain I'd be able to do in the first place since they're always surrounded by more vampires. It makes me happy and I guess I'd settle for any Vampire I can find since they're around my league.

Go marry a vampire now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229551
>anubis gm with a pharaoh player
Sounds like a conflict of interest
>"My character pins anon's down and starts stripping his clothes"
>"Y-your majesty, we are just meeting each other at the inn-"
>"I TAKE OFF MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT"
>"A-anon roll initiative..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44228729
It’s too late! Anon is happily married to his kej wife and has had 2 kids with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229578
>Go marry a vampire
Gross. The closest I'll get is a dhampir and she's never gonna turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229607
Your daughters will be vampires anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229616
They'll be so polite and humble everyone will think they're dhampirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229574
>trying to date a fox
Anon that will only get other monsters to claim you even faster as they want to save you from that horrid fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229254
>high ranking monster wonders why all of her staff get married off
>asks one of her aide's
>"its because of your status ma'am"
>"what?!?"
>"they all think you're already taken, ma'am. your status is desirable after all"
>"but there is a sign out front that says im single!"
>"yes, and its hundreds of years old."
>the high ranking monster storms off, frustrated
>next anon coming to her estate, thinking he'll only be able to get one of her staff so thats what he's shooting for
>tackled by the high ranker herself.
>"no you dont! im fucking sick of people coming in here and trying to romance my staff instead of me! whats the big idea huh? i didnt slave away for the better part of a millennia just to be treated as a glorified dating service and..."
>she rambles on for the next few hours until she's calm.
>while ontop of anon the entire time, not even making any sexual moves. she's just pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>fox is trying to get you to fuck her friend

[Anonymous No.]

I just thought of the most perfect plan to annoy and infuriate all those so-called high class monsters! I’m going to treat like a normal person! No preferential treatment whatsoever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229644
Imagine her face when he says he was just there to ask directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229686
And he got directions to her womb. All is all it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

If a rich monster has a problem finding a husband she should just buy one on the black market.

[Anonymous No.]

Water is stored in the breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229702
Well yeah, didn't you know that?
Slimes truly are magical creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229702
i thought that was maple syrup

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229702
They're just like camels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229708
>Calling an undine a slime
Haku will take her time educating you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229714
No, that's mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229714
That's a lotta bark...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229029
Stop posting in these threads and learn to lurk art generals. Actually read and apply tips from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229725
i've heard that her bark is worse than her bite

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how a monster would react to an anon they like pulling out their hair from stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229720
She is blue and transparent, I have a 50/50 shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229714
Who sawed off her branches!?

[Breathfag No.]

>>44229054
I'm aware. I'll take 5 please. Violent ghouls preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229779
You couldn't handle one relatively tame ghoul, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229779
You can't handle my ghouls, anon. They are much too violent for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229956
>>44229945
Nice of you guys to respond to shitty shit shit, and yes that’s your new name now breathfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229974
You sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.]

Surrender yourself to monsters, love monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230028
I’m sorry to tell you but those features on that dark elf look too manish. Dark elves should look like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230055
You like what you like anon, but I'm gonna go for ladies that are built like brick shithouses until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230055
Elf cannot defeat borger.

>>44230028
Muscle is great for moving into a more strongthick aesthetic after a kid or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230055
>Slap dark elf ass
>Watch it jiggle
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Still jiggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229134
True, I wasn’t talking about the common waifufag so much as the schizos and threadshitters who latch onto anything KC says. My main argument is that KC should stop trying to band-aid “problems” created by NTRfags when he already explained how fate and wish-fulfillment are core concepts of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>thread has been on page 10 for like 12 hours now
Is /jp/ just really slow today or did the jannies have to purge another giant vtumor spergout and we ended up back on page 7 again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230178
can any monster beat the burger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230028
>>44230081
I think this looks much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230199
The three closest are the P'Orcs and wurms, otherwise no, no one has yet to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230212
that's cause it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230081

[Anonymous No.]

>the portals open
>a pack wants you as the pack chewtoy
What do anons

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, monster girl mercenaries.
For when you don't have the trained men to form a force but do have the men to buy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230314
try not to squeak, lest you activate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230314
Pretend to throw a tennis bawl and leave when they chase it

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about taking a trip to Zipangu, so I went on the Zipangu thread on 4mon's /int/ to ask for some tips when traveling there and all I got back was a bunch of Monsters from there posting at me in Zipangese. I translated a few of the posts and most of them said "fuck gaijin fuck gaijin gaijin fuck" and some Ochimusa posted their sword at me with this really blank and stoic face. Needless to say I've cancelled all plans to try traveling to a xenophobic nation like that which hates outsiders like me enough to send death threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230342
Anon I don't think they meant what you thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230327
W-what happens if you squeak anon?
>>44230330
That's a good way of getting raped harder after they catch the ball and realize what you did

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229737
Kejourou in particular definitely wouldn’t like that, unsurprisingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230485
Well I didn't mean the monsters hair anon I mean your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230502
Yes I know. And they wouldn’t like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Purchase an expensive, high pedigree dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230436
No! Not the banana peels! Someone save that poor shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230342
If you don't go to Zipangu they'll just drag you there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230559
oh no how terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230559
Don’t forget to smile at any girls caught in the rain and offer them help!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230314
>>44230327
>>44230436
>>44230502
>>44230547
>>44230566
Beast girls better watch out, the inner ear fluff calls to me and I will not be denied.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I don't want to put on hulk hands after marrying a Wendigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230661
Inner ear fluff molestation in a very serious crime in beastgirl lands

[Breathfag No.]

>>44229945
>>44229956
Probably not, but I still want them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229714
la vaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230721
Well then you stay a normal incubus, next question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230723
And how are they gonna catch me when I disable them from ear molestation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230761
What if I don't want to Incubize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230796
Lol
Lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost

Cold Ghost

Hot cold Ghost

Hot cold sex Ghost

Sex hot cold sex Ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230796
So you want to go down the Hero route…Angel Bait.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that pharaoh is asleep I can post best ruler

[Anonymous No.]

love sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231126
But do sneks love you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44230547
>I assure you sir, she's 100% pure Lescatian rape hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231175
Bold, dignified, esteemed.
Dominant, intense, demanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231161
This was not a statement. It was an order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231186
>"A 600 square foot apartment should be enough, right?"
>seller looks at hellhound
>hellhound shrugs and nods
>"Yeah, that works."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231175
Excellent, my butler will arrive to pick her up shortly in one of my limousines. Have her bathed and combed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231328
>first day working as a butler in some eccentric's mansion
>first job is to hose down an 8 foot tall dog woman from hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231343
>she wishes her water to be "pleasantly hot"
>80 degrees Celsius

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231351
>Towel-dried, no hair dryer. She doesn't wish to look like a Samoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231351
>"If you get shampoo in my eyes, I'm going to waterboard you in the toilet"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231357
what about all the cow licks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231343
Jeeves warned me there'd be days like these...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231364
I hope you're ready to prepare her large, multiple-course dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231380
>72 ounce steak
>an entire rotisserie chicken
>a suckling pig
>19 cornish game hens
>a three pound calzone
>a whole keg of beer
>and a mint (mostly for her owner's sake)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231420
>Eats a several meals like this a day.
>Somehow always in peak physical condition and health.
That's high pedigree hounds for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231435
>Sir Anon wants to make sure that his purchase stays in peak shape
>forces his servants to walk his dog
>watches her drag some poor guy across his expansive lawn at 30 mph while he holds onto her leash for dear life
>"Mmm, yes, exquisite."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231420
Getting some Mr. Creosote flashbacks from that menu, especially the single mint at the end
>hellhound messily polishes off every item on the list except for the mint because she claims she's too full
>agrees to eat it after the butler convinces her she won't get any on-the-mouth kisses if her breath smells like calzone and chicken
>right after swallowing the mint, her breasts start swelling as if all the calories went straight to them, and then violently lactate all over the dining room
>hellhound is very confused and also very exhausted from the lactation-induced orgasms while the butler hands her a towel with a completely straight face

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231445
He'll need to keep up, after all he'll need to join the team that spots for her in the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sir Anon enters his hellhound into an agility competition
>patiently sits on the little table while the judge inspects her teeth and coat
>she's too big to fit through the tubes so she just shreds them
>kicks her way through all the jumps
>snaps the seesaw in half when she gets onto it
>bumbles through the slalom section by running through all the posts
>comes in last place
>Anon scratches her ears and tells her that he's proud of her, and that there's always next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229726
I can do half of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44229002
highly cuddleable elf. i want to snuggle up to her and fall asleep while she lays on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231480
Such a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231364
>Jeeves is looking for volunteers to dress up in a heavily padded suit to engage is sparring with the hound.
>"Chew Toy" duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231480
>He decides to put her through the Hellhound specific competition
>it's the same inspection followed by a powerlifting competition and a triathlon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44231569
>"Well come on now, it has to be one of you."
>"Stanley! I say, you've been looking a bit plump around the waist. Surely you could use a good bout of exercise!"
>Anon sips his tea while his dog hammer throws Stanley into the rose bushes
>"Splendid form, girl."