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>>46223050
>loses to a mere maid

>>45945731
go for it anon, not every day you can watch a man be raped by a kiki

>>44480124
>I already try to do as much of my own cleaning as possible
You FOOL, stop doing that before it's too late!

>>44361994
>My own mastah now

>"I'm just saying that maybe shoggoths don't deserve to be assaulted-"

>>43743479
>t. troublemaker anon

>>39953159
This is how it will end one day.

>>39152715

>>38169478
That's fine. It just means you'll need a lot more help than most.

>>37992308
>Anon approaches the door
>Kiki carries him and Jinko style martial arts slams him into the bed in one move
>You will find master, I can do whatever these girls did in those books, but better.
>Now take that gel and apply it to my biceps, I want you to give my new abs and good licking.

Maid Kombat

Why would kiki do that?

>>35792820
no

>>34687821
At this point I'm convinced that they teach CQC in the Maid Academy

>>34414264

>enter into abandoned house
>Kikimora with Russian accent is there waiting for a man to take refuge there
>After she pampers you after a few hours you decide to leave
>But Mastah, it is dangerous outside!
>Dont worry, I can mana-
>I. Said. It. Is. Fucking. Dangerous.
>Глупый хозяин! Обещаю, я буду трахать тебя 2 дня подряд!

>>31358252
>Kik, I am going to see try to chat up that cute girl I met, I will be ba-!

What's the toughest monster girl you could bully without getting bodied?

>>19908368
You earned it

>Now you believe me Im trained well enough to protect you and you dont need to hire anyone else, master? Because if you are not, I can show you all day.

>>19298064
This is how a pissed off Kiki carries you to bed.

Remove shog.

>>17738248
>"Damn it mastah, I'm a maid not an electrician!"

>>16470508
Kiki. Nothing can compete with the slav-plex.