/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Conspiracy by danukis to build giant rockets, fill them with naked images of themselves and then explode it over the capitals of various order nations?
>They're spraying danuki pheromones into the atmosphere using air trails?
>The real druella got laid years ago and they've just replaced her with an identical sister so people can make fun of druella being a virgin still?
>Of course I don't believe that!

>>46702374
Snakes are cold and often not very soft, at least compared to the warmth of a nice weresheep or mino.
I'm not saying they are bad cuddlers, just outmatched by us.

why are my sheeps standing near me and rubbing their heads into my belly?
my holsts are being weird too, mounting each other in front of me.
even my goat is pacing around her space bleating constantly
also apparently there's this thing called heat, should I like, get AC installed on my farm??
help please, I am new to this farming thing

most dangerous monster of all if conditions are met

>>44701192
>>44701217
Anoooooon ~
I've booked us tickets to holiday in Australia ~
Do you know how hot it is there? ~
Winter isn't coming to save you ~
Your fate is sealed ~
Baa.

i want to hug a sheep

>>44411009
ok, ok.
You can have a cow and a goat.
But you also need to take a sheep.

She is coming to bleat your meat

Where does a weresheep go to get her hair cut?

The baa-bers

>Be anon
>Kind of a mad scientist
>Not as the mad as the fact a gremlin hasn't snatched you up yet, but pretty mad
>Fucking about with doppelganger potions
>Want to see if you can get more wool from your single (In both ways) weresheep, Dolly.
>Ask if she's ok with drinking a doppelganger potion
>She nods. She's always so enthusiastic to help with your experiments.
>Paint a black one on her wool so you know which one is the original
>Give her the doppelganger potion
>Success! You now have two Dollies.
>Double the Dollies, double the wool.
>You're going to make so much money off selling this wool, and you'll use the rest to make a nice sweater for the winter.
>Leave Dolly and Dolly II alone in the "Lab" (it's a barn), with the rest of the Doppelganger potion.
>Wake up to sound of bleating
>Dolly is at your bedside.
>Unusual, but not unheard of
>Turn around.
>Dolly is at your bedside
>Ah, the other one must have got in
>Turn to face upwards
>Dolly is on your bed
>oh...
>Scramble for the bed light
>The amount of white fluff is like you stuck your head in a cloud
>Can see that the original Dolly is the one on your chest.
>One of them bleats. Then another one. Then all of them are bleating.
>Your brain starts to feel really fuzzy.

What now?