Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

What is a man?

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[Anonymous No.]

Husbandbait

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

Grant upon me your softest monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484494
You know the answer.

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>>43484516

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You can't just keep calling all the powerful and mighty monsters dorks Anon, you are suppose to fear them!

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>>43484516

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>>43484517
What monster girl is this?

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>>43484440
>>next wave of macho masked man x chubby neet girls doujins explode onto the scene
>Most are extremely vanilla doujins
>Others are still vanilla but feature some species-specific fetishes
>And then you have the depraved ones which feature breast slapping, love-handles groping and rear-naked chokes
>Best-selling doujin is titled "Fat lazy cat angers her sports coach and gets corrected HARD"

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>>43484516

[Anonymous No.]

I'm celebrating Mother's day in a different way because I still haven't made any thirsty Monster out there a mother and never will! I'm gonna rub it in Monsters faces and drink lots of beer! Ahahaha!

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>>43484533
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

I can only imagine that hundreds of men and women that've ended up in her gut.

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>>43484516
https://litter.catbox.moe/l5j62p.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484535
A Lunarian

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>>43484573
Looks like reports do work, you furnigger subhumans now need to resort to catbox, kek

[Anonymous No.]

Great vorefag and breathfag are here it makes me wonder if they’re the same person trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

My reaction to waking up to the aftermath of the fat hag ancient evil neighbor throwing a tantrum over not having a boyfriend one night outside my front lawn:
https://youtu.be/6PSmCbZaAW0?t=8

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>>43484594
First, breathfag posts scat stuff when he forgets to remove the name. Second, he almost never posts when a shit storm is going on. Third, whenever I think about the sabbath and imps now I think of the toddler sabbath joke.

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>>43484597
Don't you ever get legitimately angry because you can't have a mamono wife?
Ancient evils must feel that like quite often.

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>>43484610
>Shit storm going on
Literally isn't one but okay.

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>>43484535
>He doesn't know
Fucking lol

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>>43484554
>drink lots of beer
Satyros bait. Hope you like gravid goats.

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>>43484516
my favorite

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>>43484587
https://litter.catbox.moe/xorl9c.jpg
Anything else to share except my inability to post images?

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>>43484610
I'm not really seeing the connection between the first point and the third point. Maybe that's for the best.

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>>43484494
I mean, you say that. But I'm pretty sure like 80% of the thread, or just MGE fanbase in general, has a unhealthy relationship with MGE.

[Brethfag No.]

>>43484594
We are

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>>43484638
All the healthy social outlets have been systematically deconstructed over the last twenty and now anonymous hentai forums are all we have left.

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>>43484638
They do but what do you expect when the main post about reality is that they haven't gotten a compliment or any romantic interaction with a woman in years?

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>>43484541
>Anon cant use his old mask so he know sports a new one
>Some monsters notice this and secretly post him
>Tries to post on 4mon again
>About some good routines
>Instantly swarmed with wonderland? posts
>He tries to forget about and takes a walk a outside
>The moment hes outside, hes surronded by all sides by reporter ratas and the like

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>>43484610
I think it's more along the lines of
>trolls see how much breathfag makes some anons seethe
>trolls post with the same name
>both to cause a bigger shitstorm (pun intended) and to piss off the real breathfag

I could be wrong but I don't think breathfag participates in the shit flinging (pun also intended). I've seen him attempt to redirect conversations away from drama back to discussing monster girls and breath...

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>>43484693
He also ignored our requests to tripfag instead of namefag if he's going to do what he does.

[Anonymous No.]

One of these foxes is a hag.

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>>43484693
You are actually 100% retarded if you think he's not one of the resident pests using namefaggotry as yet another bait.

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>>43484705
It's the short one, isn't it?

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>>43484705
wrong, all foxes are hags

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>>43484705
It's the one on the left. She's 10,000 years old and as flat as a fucking board.

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>>43484703
He's probably too dumb to figure out tripcodes.

Lack of oxygen to the brain, sniffing to much breath and shit, kills brain cells, ya know?

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>>43484716
You can't just accuse someone of being a pest if you can't even name them.

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>>43484705
If I remember right it’s either the one with the long black hair or the one with short hair.

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>Discordtranny still spreading his shit
>furfag is still not rangebanned
>bunkercuck tries to falseflag me and says I'm from his shitty altchan
>metabaiting everywhere
>desperate attempts to antagonize KC

lol
lmao even.

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>>43484719
>one of the foxes is a hag
>the other two are also hags

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>>43484705
I'm gonna carry all three home to figure it out.

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>>43484729
You absolutely can if you don't want to stroke their ego by naming them since some dipshits masturbate to the idea of seeing their name and being told to fuck off.

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>>43484720
>Meet big breasted 6"2 fox
>She just celebrated her 17th birthday
>Meet small flat chested fox
>So ancient she witnessed the rise and fall of multiple human empires

[Anonymous No.]

zapweasels.

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>>43484748
I don't know who you're talking about.

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>>43484716
Breathfag doesn't strike me as being a shitposter. He seems chill albeit a bit rigid and ritualistic. Just based on my interactions with him.

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>>43484756
Blue tongues are very erotic.

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>>43484740
What has been done to antagonize KC?

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>>43484752
Conservation of mana, Anon. Smaller bodies means less mana spent doing the every day activities means you can do some extra powerful magical shenanigans and shit. It's part of why Bapho-sama probably seethes constantly at Marune because she doesn't just have breasts she has a massive set of tonkhonagahoogs that function not only as sexy headlights but massive wells of unspent mana.

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>>43484774
I like tongues that are pink and the size of a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I found a sub tomboy childhood friend black fur werecat/chesh ?

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>>43484765
The fact alone that he continues to namefag despite everyone telling him to stop is enough of a proof that he's doing it in bad faith, everything else is irrelevant.

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>>43484740
>Discordtranny/Discordtroon
You have to go back

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>>43484787
>>43484787
*23x10^23 to be exact

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>>43484765
You can tell he's a shitposter from the simple fact he persists with his idiotic faggotry, assuming the namefag isn't just a persona created by some other shitposting faggot.

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>>43484802
Or, he simply doesn't care.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43484774
The tongue is one of the most dangerous parts of a fully charged raiju
>Raiju kisses (you)
>manages to slip her tongue between your teeth and makes contact with your own
>Immediately paralyzed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484829
and that also makes him a pest, yes

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>>43484802
He wears the name so asspained idiots like you can just filter him.

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>>43484841
Fair enough. But I wouldn't classify him a shitposter or troll. Namefags are too easy to filter and ignore.

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>>43484798
Be wary of Ulthar traveler, not only are the cats black as night, but you will be raped try as you might.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your cutest sandworms please!

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>>43484850
I'd rather not live in a thread where I have to filter half of the fucking posts because retards are running the show and everyone left is complacent, this place is better than that.

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>>43484861

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>>43484873
>Retards are running the show and everybody left is complacent
Except it likely isn't Breathfag anymore. The furfags are now using catbox because reporting works and the only dipshits who post the /pol/ shit are likely bunker autists who escaped containment. Give your balls a tug.

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>>43484910
Fuck off. god. If everything is going as swimmingly as you insist why do you even come here.

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>>43484960
It's because if the choices are oblivion or the /pol/tard infested stupidity of Bunkerchan I'd choose fucking oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that zombie dragons smell better than stinky living dragons
>Don’t sweat
>Sleep on nice clean piles of bones
>Don’t eat smelly cows

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>>43484910
I said it would be like that if people stopped complaining and stuck their heads in the sand like some fags want us to.
This thread survived so many years without being taken over by cancer because it's one of the few places left on this shithole of a site where there are still some standards, I see no reason to suddenly change that.

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>>43484998
Yeah but they're ugly and pale green and cold as ice.

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>>43485008
They get better once they level up to wights.

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>>43485015
Wight is only for zombies. He said in one of the Patreon Q&As that other undead probably have some kind of power up form. Although Dragon Zombies are already on of the most powerful monsters and he has clarified they don't lose any of the intelligence they had in life. They are just totally focused on sex.

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>>43485045
Nobody reads those.

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>>43485045
she is a zombie

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>>43485057
Mummies are part of the zombie family but he specifically said they won't become wights but become more like a pharaoh.

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>>43484788
Keep posting stuff like this and you're gonna be mana-marked by a romantic sandworm.

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>Hey anon, what was your lightning resist again?

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>>43485002
I'm not even advocating inaction. I just don't find Breathfag to be that big of a deal. The fact he wears a name and the fact that the furries/bunkerchan autists use catbox for their dumb fuck circlejerking makes them easier to filter. As for the "resident pests", whoever those might actually be just report and ignore since they crave attention. Simple as.

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>>43485102
20, now leave me alone and go bully those rathians

[Anonymous No.]

Bird maid but also angel.

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>>43484516

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[Anonymous No.]

Local television would be a great place to find love
>Weather girl ryu keeps mentioning how she's single and ready to mingle
>Infomercial tanuki offers herself as a bonus if you buy the whole cleaning kit package
>News anchor rata reports on rising rate of loneliness among fluffy tailed monsters
>Mino cook-show host wishes it'd be a man tasting her cooking rather than her greenworm co-host

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>>43485045
handwave shit for autists thats paywalled and has no bearing on anyone not paypigging means nothing

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>>43484693
I was there when the stupid namefaggot made his scat posts then deleted them in a panic, after which he tried damafe controlling with another name. I know for a fact that you are absolutely wrong
>>43485107
>just filter them
Nah, they have no business trying to push their shit here in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you anons remember the pre-mge rpg times? I miss them.

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>>43485209
Those times will be back soon, two more weeks.

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>>43485183
I only watch Kitsune Business News, I really like Ms Fox as she gives good advice on purchasing silver and gold and Reverend Auntie Hellwans reporting on race relations.

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>>43485209
Nothing has changed other that some retards getting so fixated on his Patreon and game they ignore he has had an Enty long before his patreon and even his pareon existed before his game. He's always been pretty inconsistent with new entries. After the second book came out he spent almost a year releasing entries that already existed in the book already.

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>>43485237
What the fuck is an enty.

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>>43485183
She needs a better cohost anyway. That greenworm silently eating everything put in front of her (especially the garnish for whatever reason) is bad TV.

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>>43485229
>Reverend Auntie Hellwans reporting on race relations
How are the jiangshi migrants fitting in the posh vampire neighborhood? I hope the protests are over.

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>>43485239
A Japanese Patreon like site he was releasing making of content on for money for many years before a game or patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

mixed bathing at the royal makai

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Take my advice, don't bully Greenworms. You don't want to know the revenge that's in store for you when they become Papillons. Now if you'll excuse me, the mistress is calling again and has her whip, I'm going to zip up my mask now and go get inside my binds before she punishes me harder for making her wait...

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>>43485183
You can even bully the TV fortune teller with prank calls.

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>>43485323
>TV fortune teller
Why am I picturing an exotic cat?

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>>43485278
I miss the way KC did things on Enty
>He replied to questions on every new posts
>Profile making-ofs were always full of neat details and unused designs
>High-res profiles were nice to look at

>>43485279
Going in the mixed baths as a single male is quite the bold move.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Mother's Day, did you make sure you have passionate, unprotected, baby-making, creampie-sex with your momster? She'd love to make loads of babies with her son, y'know!

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>>43485387
Is one question a month not enough for you? Greedy, greedy.

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>>43485205
Who the fuck are 'they'? Most people here don't want anything to do with Discord/Baphofag/Furry drama or whatever the fuck. This isn't a goddamned Hollywood drama where the pronoun game works.

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>>43485341
Gypsies. I hate them so much

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>>43485412
How do we fix gypsy cats?

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>>43485454
Send them to the cat kingdom. They can't refuse them.

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>>43485463
Snakes are the cutest when they're sleepy.

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>>43485390
I would have done that to a baphomet if she was real
Alas, portals arent open

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485461
Where do you think they came from?
Gypsycat is going to be roaming the streets right outside your door by the end of the week,

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>>43485461
>Cat kingdom is full of gypsy cats, cheshires too crazy even for Wonderland and molly jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485463
>no snake wife to shove your face into her ample chest while coiling around you

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>>43485495
Gonna order a venti Frappuccino with caramel sauce and snek milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485490
bummer

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>>43485471
Snakes are the cutest when getting possessive of the husband and coiling around him.

>>43485495
Snake wives* you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485484
cute little ear garter

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>>43485507
Why are little gotes so huggable?

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>>43485246
>Minotaur is cooking an elaborate dish and wants the audience's full attention
>Everybody is too focused watching her greenworm cohost slowly devouring everything on set
>At one point she even started to munch on raw onions meant for the recipe

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>>43485540
Need hebi wife who instinctively coils around me whenever another female approaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485562
They're the best monster girl species

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>>43485586
>tfw no jealous griffon wife who hides you from female eyes with her wings

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>>43485596
I dunno about best species, that's what KC wants us to think.

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>>43485612
That's also what I want you to think

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>>43485629
It's wrong.

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>>43485596
They're really not but it's okay to be wrong.

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>>43485597
She better have a massive wingspan then.
Big wings offer a great sense of protection.

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>>43484301
VPNs are a thing.

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>>43485680
Of course she does, big enough for you AND your children all at the same time.

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>>43485702
VPNs are banned on 4janny, finding one that works is a huge pain in the ass

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>>43485597
>>43485680
winghugs are underrated.

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>>43485705
I was confused at first that someone cut her wings but she’s just sitting on a branch.

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>>43485715
Well that's good. Every waifu fag turns into a massive god damn fag ones people start recognizing them. So having one less a good thing.

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>>43485743
Now they just need to add Ireland to banned ranges and we can go back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485750
>Go back to normal
We were already having a spat every five seconds before he come here. It'll be the same but with less furry posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485743
Being known as (your favorite species)fag is a somewhat enticing prospect.
I wouldn't mind a new obnoxious poster if he also funded plenty of commissions for an underappreciated species.

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>>43485715
>VPNs are banned on 4janny
I'm posting on one right now after being perma banned thanks to a funny cunny post I made on /a/

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>>43485770
I think you only get the right to be like that when your contributions extend beyond paying someone else to make art for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuckquean monsters.

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>>43485798
Someone posted the druella comic on /mggg/ with the same filename and the only response was that druella should die in a fire so I'd believe it's him having a meltie for not getting recognition.

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>>43485809
All of them besides the girls I like btw.

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>>43485770
>I wouldn't mind a new obnoxious poster
"Obnoxious" is a very light word when you considerer what we've dealt with. All waifu fags either go off the deep end of degeneracy or they get so high on their own supply that they think they rule the fanbase, start imposing their view of things on everything, and then throw a massive fit when it doesn't happen.

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>>43485770
>>43485802
It's how it works in any self-respecting imageboard community. OC makers get the privilege of having an identity, while fags trying to take the shortcut and establish a persona by being annoying or ritualposting belong in the trash can.

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Greenwormanon seems nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485833
>self-respecting imageboard community
Okay, so why bring it up here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485809
Yes, what about my bicorn wife?

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>>43485838
he's a treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485720
i could be persuaded

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>>43485838
I don't trust him, he is friends with wightcuck.

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>>43485863
>he is friends with wightcuck.
He is? News to me.
Then again, I only care about his greenworm posting.

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>>43485863
Didn’t they have a falling out, though I’m not sure and don’t really care since it’s all old shit now.

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>>43485838
>>43485863
>Not even greenwormanon is a good person.
We should just give up on everything at this point

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>>43485838
Greenwormanon? Probably liked the episode where Ash catches a Caterpie too much as a kid.

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>>43485839
Better question, why are (You) here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485886
I was being sarcastic if that wasn't obvious.

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>>43485913
Please be patient we have autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485826
Take your meds.

>>43485838
GWA is probably my favorite still-active waifufag next to Gazerfag. Their dedication to their wives is amazing.

>>43485597
Gentle reminder the average Griffon or Dragon would easily have a wing span of 7 - 9 meters depending on height and body mass.

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>>43485917
>Anon has a "Please be patient I have autism" cap while going around town with his kiki maid
Honestly, kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485917
>tfw you will never have a monster girl wife who is as autistic as you

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>>43485927
>Take your meds.
Are you really gonna tell me that this hasn't happened quite a few times by now?
Hell, Wightfag should be more than enough proof on his own.

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>>43485941
The eternal drama itself kicked off from waifufags and they're still going strong in spamming dmcas.

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>>43485881
I don’t even know why people would want to be friends with wightfag unless you’re as fucked up as him. That yeah I’m into some weird things like TF but my ideals would clash with wightfag instantly where we wouldn’t get along.
So that should just tell you where greenwormanon stands with this stuff unless he’s changed and stopped being friends with that guy.

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>>43485597
>>43485680
>>43485705
>griffonwife who holds your young daughters close to her at night with one arm and a wing curled around them protectively
>other arm pressed between you both, hand holding yours, remaining wing draped over you like a blanket

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>>43485963
>and they're still going strong in spamming dmcas.
I know that they are a special breed of autists, but it's just impressive that they are still going at this point.
At this point I just wanna see how far they can go.

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>>43485927
>Gentle reminder the average Griffon or Dragon would easily have a wing span of 7 - 9 meters depending on height and body mass.
IMAGINE

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>>43485941
I'm telling you take your medications because contrary to popular belief or whatever fuckers are trying to perpetuate the Baphofags have almost zero fucking power outside of their echo chamber. If the DMCAs are getting spammed it's 100% KC doing it. Stop fucking shadowboxing with community egregores or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hiding in a Cathedral to avoid Demons. They're scared of sacred grounds so they can't get me if I live in a big Cathedral.

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>>43486021
>KC browses here
>still refuses to engage with us
That's kind of a dick move.

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>>43486021
>the Baphofags have almost zero fucking power outside of their echo chamber
Yes? My point was that they try but fail, for the reasons you just gave. But thank you for agreeing with me, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

KC what should I make for dinner? I expect a tweet in 20 minutes.

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>>43486033
He likely doesn't browse here at all. He only knew about Wightfag violating his rules because Puuyo had inadvertently notified him.

>>43486036
No fuck you stop giving them the attention they want bud. Agreement or not.

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>>43486028
Wow, you must be really pious. I'm sure the nuns are very friendly to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to hide from the steppe monsters in a nice walled city so they can't get you

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>>43486028
With all the gargoyles that place has, you'll be well protected.

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>>43486047
Well then, the mystery is who he's hired to patrol 4chan to hand out dmcas?

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>>43486047
>inadvertently
Didn't he strait up go to KC and told him? Seems pretty on purpose if you ask me.

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>>43486060
I remember him posting here about it. And whatever this is.
https://litter.catbox.moe/cf8d1o.png

[Anonymous No.]

>muh dmca
>muh baphofags are stalking me
Hi irish furtard and his /trash/trannoid friends. We don't fucking care. Take your retarded schitzo drama back to discord.

[Anonymous No.]

big tiddy weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486054
Every Gargoyle dreams of wearing a wedding dress.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: If you don't own a copy of Julius Evola's Revolt Against the Modern World, you aren't a trve MGE fan.

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>>43486049
What kind of things are being brought for the picnic?

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>>43485927

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>>43486073
I still can't grasp how they think they'll get this thread to back them or sympathize with degenerates getting DMCA'd, must be some hard mental illness on their part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486049
Heeeey wait a second.... Monsters aren't supposed to be inside the Cathedral! I'm pretty sure they aren't! What's all this then?!

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Surrender to evil or else

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486224
Or else what?

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>>43486235
You'll make her very sad and she'll ugly cry. You wouldn't want to get all the awkward stares from people passing by on their commutes, would you?

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>>43486058
Don't know or care because it's been literal months of this same broken record bullshit and I'm tired of faggots bringing it up. Also tired of being lumped with the fucking furry because while I don't necessarily have a problem with furry shit in general it definitely doesn't fucking belong in this thread, regardless of Cu and Cait Sith being canon.

>>43486128
>>43485993
That feeling of bliss when your dragonfu wing cocoons you because some hussy is looking at you.

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>>43486213
>Monsters aren't supposed to be inside the Cathedral! I'm pretty sure they aren't!
There's no rule that says they can't, especially the Ushi nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486235
You'll get raped for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486280
She's evil, either way contains rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486284
Damn, what do we do about these evil monsters then? We can't let them rape all the men en masse, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486270
Um, actually, the Chief God said that Monsters are the enemies of man and the Order priests say that they are not allowed in the Cathedral so miss Ushi Oni has to leave now. Go. Outta this house. Bye bye.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds need to learn that I am not consenting to a relationship with them when I adjust my pants. I'm running out of pepper spray to repel the forceful coupling attempts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486293
Just tell other monstergirls that an evil woman and her evil army containing nothing else but women is coming to rape their husbands. Bam, problem will be solved in 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486298
Then why is she wearing a habit? Checkmate, atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy spidergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486321
Clearly she stole it. I must drive her out of this holy place with a broom and firecrackers so she cannot defile it any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486356
>Trolls have plan to get more men to like trolls
I'm curious as to what this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486361
>vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486373
I just download all the pixivs of artists I like because they enjoy deleting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486373
How do you even keep up with this crap enough to get annoyed by it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486356
>Bunkerchan shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497

[Anonymous No.]

>take a nap under a tree near the river
>wake up in a damp cave in a cocoon of web strung up to a wall with only my face and crotch uncovered
Oh damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486419
You should have read the sign that reads "do not sleep in ushi range", or at least learn zipangese before going on vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486419
Gotta spray yourself with repellent so the monsters and ticks stay away

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster girl for a silly little guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>I saw you steal from the shrine maiden's donation box
>Please do not come here again, I will rape you violently and tell the shrine maiden
The komainu lion-dog girl guarding that place is pretty serious about her new job as shrine guard dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486552
Bogies you two will be clowns together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486552
Anything evil since they are for embarrassing by being their dork husband/minion

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484516

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486257
Cry for me Argentina

[Anonymous No.]

Love cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486731
Would marry that kind of cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486731
Squish the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497
Run from it. Dread it. The mofuball still arrives.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486775
Ka ta ma ri~
damacy~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486792
I bet she's weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486808
Stern anego types are always weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

Been concepting a "time mamono" for a bit now, want some opinions if you guys are willing to share em. The initial idea was "clockwork angel" and "time Aeon". They are angels that belong to a time god and their job is just to make sure time runs smoothly and to stop paradoxes/time travallers from causing damage. They don't have a true physical form and thus have mechanical/automaton bodies to interact with the physical world. To make them not just time automatons I'm trying to include a more steampunk/train conductor aesthetic, they see timelines as trains running on a track, and those who live within the timeline as it's passangers. Not depicted yet is their different "forms" based on past/present/future. Which just means they just have a loli/adult/hag forms they can change between.

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully, because I have a disability in both legs and am wheelchair bound as a result, I get legal protection so Monsters can't rape me and I can use my disability as an excuse to pass off attempts at courting by other Monsters by simply telling them I am not capable or in the mood. Being a paraplegic has never felt so good before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486828
How many time puns do they make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486828
So basically Chronomatons.

[Anonymous No.]

Gato

[Anonymous No.]

I just got home from spending the afternoon with my parents. I got to pet and/or brush cats for over an hour. Pretty good afternoon. Now I want a Miss Ushi with Miss Cheshire as perfect couple + pet family. I see no danger or problems with this plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486846
All the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486842
>shoggoth wheelchair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486842
Why wheel yourself around like some kind of pussy-ass FAGGOT when Miss Wisp can let you fly the friendly skies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486842
>get approached by succ
>"So your legs don't work?"
>"That's right-"
>"But your dick still works, right?"
>"W-... Yeah, but-"
>"Good enough."
>starts wheeling you off with her
Being disabled just means you're easier prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486842
>get hit with mamanobama
>legs work again
uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486953
OBAMA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486953
"Thanks, Obama..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486828
Neat.
>>43486842
Wow, what's it like being married to a future doctor that's going to find cure to paraplegia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486842
>Meals on Wheels straight to the hag village.

[Anonymous No.]

well shit i didn't know there was art of salamander and hellhound presenting theirselves together, fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486867
She's not wearing any underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486983
it's alright she covered up in her coat

[Anonymous No.]

Be intuned with the abyss, indulge in it’s otherworldly power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487032
What's yer offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487051

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486932
I’ve dodged death like three times irl Wisps would hate me more than wanting to give me a ride in the sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486983
thats what makes her superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487076
Very well, I accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487051
You get powerful temporary transformations and alien magic beyond understanding to show off to your monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487076
HALT, CRIMINAL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487080
> "YOUR RESISTANCE TO DEATH ONLY MAKES MY MINGE FIERIER!"
Real talk--good luck in life. Don't want to make light of things that genuinely trouble you.
I just like "DO IT FAGGOT" wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

when i tell gremlin that I got mayonnaise in my mouse and finds out it wasnt a euphemism.

[Anonymous No.]

I love cows

[Anonymous No.]

Post cool monsters who love good music

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY&t=2m

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487145
do fish even like music?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487145
Miss Hellhound seems pretty cool, and I want to believe she loves good music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487129
None of them had to do with anything suicide related. One was appendicitis within hours of the organ rupturing on the day my grandmother died in her sleep and the other two were vehicular like almost driving into somebody’s living room on black ice and nearly getting Final Destination 2’d

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487200
why didn't you reply to the spoiler text or the chain mails anon??

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484516
Bunnies are pretty soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485484
mmmmmm horsey

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest Anon, you would lose to a common succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
i wouldn't, they don't have the tail for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484516
Soft, silky hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
Naw I’m too otherworldly for them to want me I am abyssal bait.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want a monster to do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
I would lose to nearly any monster that shows me affection

[Anonymous No.]

Plenty of Monstergirls likely hate and despise guns. Especially if lone single men so happen to own and carry guns, because it makes it harder for them to acquire a husband the "Old Fashion Way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
If she has a the right type of looks you bet I would. Even better if it is two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487216
¿Por que?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484516
Two soft monsters, ready to go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
I would lose to the first mamono to show genuine interest in me that I can detect. As long as she's not subtle, she'll win what passes for my heart and soul.
Good luck to her.
I hope she's kind... of mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487277
What does Ms. Angel want today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487359

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Heroes can be so dumb sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487475
It's hip to fuck bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487481
Lookout hero-san there's three snakes not just one!

[Anonymous No.]

get yourself a veloraptor gal, they are mighty thick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
meaty enough succs could just surround me and make me lose instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487578
She's still out there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487588
damn poor wock must be starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
Yeah probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
Maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
only if she was fat chubby creepy hex manaic type succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487592

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484776
>>/jp/thread/S43438265#p43438797
lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485194
you sound unemployed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487722
>Shitty edit was made to antagonise KC
>Implying KC gives two shits about the goings on in 4ch
God fuck off trying to dredge up drama after several hours of a peaceful thread you dipshits are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485743
the only one that's alright is probably puuyo because he fucked off

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is the kind of girl who'd talk about death and the afterlife in the midst of an existential dread at the school playground when all the other monster girl classmates play around and act wacky

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487726
>she caught you eating in bed

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever you do, don't agree to go on a 'marathon' with a Monster, especially the ones who have large tits. They don't mean a running marathon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487745
then start munching on the slide

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485963
reminder that only kc himself can dmca stuff
t lawyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484516
I'm sorry but you cannot handle my softest monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487755
Anon, nobody is checkng. Even if they were it could easily be the volunteer workforce doing the bulk of the work then he rubber stamps it

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder if your waifu doesn’t have a kickass combat theme she will always be subpar

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487832
my wife has an eerie combat theme?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486417
Imagine, they really think they're the elite of the imageboards, having such Reddit-tier memes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487832
>Kiki-maid
>Soft, elegant piano music when she's in casual maid mode.
>When combat starts it turns into a metal version of her theme with a higher tempo.
Its great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487855
Why are you projecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487888
Must’ve worked in a theater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487747
You should always trust Monsters who want to take you on a marathon like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487901
No, never trust Monsters who wanna take you on that kind of marathon, they will leave you so utterly exhausted and take so much mana in one sitting from you that you might actually die from the number of times they'll force you to blow your load.

[Anonymous No.]

it's your duty to carry her burdens

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487925
Sounds good to me, take me to Monster boobie heaven for all I care, I'd gladly die to a paizuri marathon from a Monster in a heartbest, especially big tiddy Demons who can take my soul after.

[Anonymous No.]

How to escape stunlocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487959
it's a waste of time to play around it, there's only around 3 viable builds that use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487855
You can fuck off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486298
She's Catholic, not a Chief God worshipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487959
Spray her with water and rub her down with dryer sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487954
>>43487901

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487959
Damn, I need to have sex with a raiju, ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488032
The world does need more weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488032
yes...the weasel propaganda is working...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487974
it's like what, raiju, thunderbird, that one weirdo unagi joro and that amazonian catfish?
i think you have bigger things to worry about in the amazon than a catfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488022
Blue skin is exceptionally erotic when the woman has a pulse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488042
>Ms. Nuki lied about it being a png again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488053
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497
>"No Anon! I'm so totally a normal Human Female and not a monster or demon in disguise, trust me!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485572
>call in because you have a crush on Ms. Mino and want to taste test her recipes every day
>Greenworm looks straight at the camera as you dial the first number of the show's call-in line and states your name, age, address, social security number, followed by drawing her weird caterpillar claw across her throat and saying the word "Don't." in a completely monotone voice
>NO ONE is ruining this gig for her
>What she doesn'r ealize is that anon is all for bigamy and likes chubby green greenworms as much as brown cows

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I want a baphomet wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488156
Here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488156
i can tank a familiar or two for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488156
Satyros with large breasteses are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488216
What does she think she is doing? A child has no place drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497
What would happen if I gave a jiangshi a massage? Would she be grateful or would she still rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488291
do it loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488286
She is of legal age for drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488336
Same as the last 37 children sporting IDs, I'm sure. Whoever is forging them can't be making much money... not like kids have massive amounts of disposable income to spend on a fake ID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488336
That's clearly a fake. Someone should tell the bartender

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488217
gosh I love goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488349
Bartender is too busy dealing with anons to check

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488349
>Local sabbath branch outraged after sweeping bans from bars over fake ID concerns
>Quote from bartender Anon
"I'm not risking my job on not confusing an actual child with some crazy goat who wants to pretend to be a little girl."
>In other news: Satyros population projected to skyrocket in the next few years, more at 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488364
That place needs a bouncer to do it then. I guess I could apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485454
Beheading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488364
Ahah imagine if a cute kiki bartender would care about your well being while You try to destroy your liver to forget. Ahah crazy right...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488606
The foul dung eaters is trying to escape is sewers prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488606
My mom says not to talk to strange foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488606 #
The foul dung eaters is trying to escape his sewers's prison

[Anonymous No.]

hey /mgt/ I've been doing a lot of thinking and I have to wonder about how monster girls would poop. I'm not doing this mental exercise because I'm a fetishist or anything, I just like to consider the logistics and anatomical differences between the different girls. Starting with how difficult the act would probably be for certain monster girls, especially harpies. Having to wipe when you dont have hands must be really difficult, I'd imagine that even with little wing thumbs gripping a wad of tp or leaves would still allow a bit of her sticky stuff to get onto her wings and into her feathers making it impossible to really scrub off even in the bath. Can you imagine having to lick dried poo out of your plumage like a bird would pick a tick off with its beak? Not to mention many of the clawed girls that might shred the tp in the act of wiping and accidentally prickle their own butthole. Like jinkos. They have to handle the tp with gentle grace, preventing them from really wiping. It could only be compared to the act of painting with a cotton swab. Speaking of, would catgirls and their flexible bodies have them bend to lick clean their own backside similar to how a real cat would? Then there are cloacae which are combinations of the vaginal and anal tracts. If you thought they smelled like fish you can only imagine the stale scent their holes must have when mixed in with the smell of poo. Any eggs that come out will be coated in a hot glaze and smell faintly like this odd poo fish scent. It probably makes their hygiene routine a lot more complicated resulting in reptilian types like lamia and salamanders having repulsively stinky orifices if they dont keep it clean. Then there are horses, the lengths to which they must go to clean themselves after the excretionary act are nothing short of engineering wonders, from using a long pole similar to the wet sponges of the communal roman toilets to having pedal operated wiping machines operating like a mechanical swab. Not to mention the way it would drip down onto their womanhood needing to be jettisoned out otherwise with the force of a gun. That being said, thanks to mamano mana monster girl excrement might not even stink, but have some strange fetish inducing musk scent like rainbow sherbert for all we fucking know, if not even tasting like some sort of cream or cobbler not unlike the green goo from saya no uta. The digestive tracks of girls must be downright fascinating to be able to convert semen into nutrients, and at less than 30 calories a load they have one of the most minimal demanding diets possible comparative to an ant or termite. The metabolism of monster girls must be incredibly efficient. Anyway thats enough gushing about the hygiene needs of monster girls, back to my post. Have a good day at work tomorrow anonymous!

[Anonymous No.]

>all those deleted posts ITT in archive
whoa, we finally got some moderation here

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to make a funny joke with elden ring. Not an essay about this foul thing. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43486224
Do not make peace with evil.
Destroy it. In bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487359
And that's why I will own one. To get ride of the sanglier(wild boar?) who destroy my plantation and to force mamono into becoming good lads. No rape allowed, only hard working mamonos who wants to go watch the starts and drink wine before romantic sexo.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna be a simple blacksmith, getting an increasingly amount of request from one specific dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning sirs. What have you been you drawing lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488749
Blacksmith is nice job, and You will have some good muscles. You will able to princess carry this dragon after she fall in your workshop and """hurt""" herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488749
What if she orders one of those fancy chestplate that feature chiseled abs, even though she's on the softer side?

[Anonymous No.]

marry and have children with elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488780
The only good elf is one who is legitimately pure but quickly awakens after tasting human cock.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like centaurs more if they laid eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488810
No, wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488810
No. I don't like them cause of the horse part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488810
>horses
>laying eggs
U wot m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488810
Just fuck a spider girl, you get a whole clutch of eggs and the same -taur body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488827
>>43488834
>>43488837
What if they had tentacles rather than their normal horse legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488855
Are you doing the drugs, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488855
Then why bother with centaur at all then?

[Anonymous No.]

Drugs
Are bad
Mmkay?

[Anonymous No.]

Snakes are top tier. A fluffy snake would be the best species without a doubt.
I know Bunyip exist but they're Austr*lians, doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488891
Someone got monkey's pawed on that one pretty badly.
>Get fluff snek
>But she's a massive sperg
>And Australian
>And probably smells like Vegemite even with the help of MAMONO MANA
But hey, enjoy your fluffy, extra strong, too persistent hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488929

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488891
>>43488929
Australians are fun and nice people. I would like to have some friends from there. Bunyip and grape snake are the only snake mamonos that I can tolerate (if I get a raging mushrooms on my side) I don't see any downside with her. Maybe I wouldn't like to live in Australia tho, but we have a few swamp in France so we can move there. I really don't understand why American don't like Aussies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488953
Australians are notorious shitposters on this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488957
And? Most of the time they make fun shitposts unlike some other retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488961
Nɐɥ' ʎon,ɹǝ ɐ ɔnuʇ˙

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488971
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488971
What site you use to turn the words around like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489003
I just rotate my keyboard connector before plugging it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489025
Lol. Ok, I will just Google it.

[Breathfag No.]

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

[Anonymous No.]

>golem that tits her head when the order dosnt make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489077
>say something incomprehensible to your golem
>her head turns into a pair of badoonkers
I love tits, but I hate when this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>golems, kunoichi and other "servant monsters" comepete in a compatition on whoes the best maid
>Becomes an underdog story of a once violent high orc wanting to support her master after he beat her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489094
>Golem that can morph her head into tits
good to know the precursor race that made them didn't need the DL to be degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if YOU correct the hakutaku on a spelling mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489096
>High-orc nearly fails the competition during the laundry race, her weakness
>Somehow makes up for all the lost points with a godly BBQ during the cook-off

[Breathfag No.]

>>43489113
Her entire worldview crashes, and she gets super insecure and feelings of inadequacy. So be careful when you outsmart the teacher cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487862
I love that type of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488655
Anon, some of the deleted posts are just links to catbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489113
He's the special kid who's gonna go places, and Ms Haku will make damn sure of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489249
see >>43484587

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489249
>furshitters can't even use catbox to post off-topic garbage
For once some mod decided to do his job instead of only going for the low hanging fruit, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I trust any monster with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489306
Who needs curls when you can use a pull-up bar? Literally the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43488632
Arise ye Tarnished, ye horny, who have yet scored.

>THE LOATHSOME BUM EATER
>THE AWFUL ANALINGUS ASSASSIN
>THE BERSERK BOOTY BANQUETER
>THE CRAVEN CABOOSE CONSUMER
>THE DASTARDLY DERRIÈRE DINER
>THE HORRIFYING HONKY TONK HOARDER
>THE REVOLTING RUMP LICKER
>THE TERRIFYING TUSHIE TONGUER
>Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing!
>But there is one more, which Grace has not yet forgotten
>THE BASTARDLY BOOTY BANQUETER

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that sexual harassement is rampant in mixed gyms?
I don't want a buff succubus shoving her breasts in my face when I'm benching.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go around in public calling all the dorky Monsters dorks to their face. If I see some dork looking really dorky I'll walk up and point at her and say "DORK!" out loud and record it and post it to my Montube channel as an epic prank.
They won't do anything, dorks will just pout and tear up so I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489390
When you just want to do dead lifts and various Mamano are just mirin’ your gluteal plane. When the local Oni does it while you’re cooling off and she makes sure you see her massive red ass stretch her gym pants to the limits. When you just want to shower but the horny Akaname desk girl wants to lick you first.

>TFW you just want gains but have Mamano thirsting after you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489249
They probably just nuked his IP again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489390
>I don't want a buff succubus shoving her breasts in my face when I'm benching.
Don't be silly, she wouldn't do that. That's not a good position for breast smothering at all. You should be expecting contact with her ass instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489411
Sounds like the prank will be (Gone sexual) when you pick on the wrong dork.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh momster and Anubis aunster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489411
Kevin get off the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489411
I will beat the shit out of You if You do that around me. Stop being a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489570
>get off the internet
I don't think he's going to be able to make everyone cum. Even with a lilim teleporting him around that's gonna take decades of door-to-door handjobs, blowjobs, muff dives, and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489644
Draconic claws typed this post. Horny power bottom draconic claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489644
t. Malef

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489666
>>43489679
No, human hands from a human men. I don't like most mamonos but being mean and evil for free is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489688
>No, human hands from a human men.
Man, not men. Interesting mistake to make. Almost as if you're used to communicating in another language with different pluralization logic. Perhaps DRACONIC?

>I don't like most mamonos but being mean and evil for free is shit.
Being mean and evil FOR FREE is shit, eh? Why, because it fails to grow your treasure hoard, DRAGON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489711
>Men for plural and man for singular
That's dumb but now I understand the difference
Also no, I'm poor and don't even have my own house

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489509
>Going to a famous magic school and calling out the dorks PRANK (Gone Wrong) (Gone Sexual) (Cops Called)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489715
Uh-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489774
Oh no!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489774
>Turn the table on the dark elf
>You're the one in charge now
>Deep_dark_fantasy.exe
It's the only way to make dark elves appealing to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489526
>Human woman has to sell her son to the Great Sun Queendom
>She expects him to become mummy feed
>He instead gets crowned prince of the Queendom
>Leads a pampered life with Pharaoh momster and Anubis aunster

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489836
So he’s Moses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489825
>It's the only way to make dark elves appealing to me
Have you considered compensated dating with a milky gyaru dark elf though? She's the one paying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489909
This have nothing in common with what I like, no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

hag fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

sup, fuckng hate when cookie go bye bye

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489973
As good as Aloe is this really isn’t the best place for Ishuzoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490088
nonsense, anything but furshit and trolls are welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490059
That's why she's eager to bake you more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490128
i just know thats there a chesh thats taking the cookies for herslef, i can hear the creaking

[Anonymous No.]

BREAKING NEWS: A Wurm has finally done the impossible this afternoon and counted higher than 12. She also shocked many by solving 2+2 without any help. This maris a historical moment in the evolution of intelligence of the entire Wurm species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490148
NO WURM DON'T DO IT
DON'T LISTEN TO THE FALSE SONG OF GREATER INTELLIGENCE!
NO WURM ITS A TRAP!
MS.HAKU IS A LIAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490104
There's too much stupid shit there, as soon as you go beyond just posting girls you will cause a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490148
as her father, I'm very proud of my daughters achievement, It just took around 2 years to pull it off all I gotta do now is teach her about 1s 10s and hundreds
>>43490163
dont ruin this for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490166
The concerns of shitposters is not one of mine, I will enjoy what I enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490088
Then what is this place for if not monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490177
Posting Ishuzoku or EMG has a history of incentivising shitbirds to use them as an excuse to post furries, MBs, and beat the dead horse into glue about Centorea.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i wake up in another bed other than a callback one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490399
flirt around with a porc for max profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490386
eh, shitposters'll find whatever excuse they want to force themselves in.
aroe's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490433
It’s cuter how she and Stunk finally do the deed and both of them are worried about falling for each other given their high compatibility in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490433
Last time ishuzoku as a setting was brought up, it ended with futa shitposting. As far as I know it's not considered haram here to the point that a single picture normally gets you shit on, but obviously someone has been trying to make ishuzoku a thing here by posting the girls in every thread for the past week or so, and I can tell you this will not lead to anything good.
The whole thing is based on actual MG prostitution which is not accepted around here, so I don't know why would anyone expect it to be welcomed.

[Anonymous No.]

Could go for a thick beezlebub sugar momma hag right about now, with a gropeable tummy and bush that laughs like a hyena and chain smokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490523
Y a chainsmojer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490488
i'm not going to live in fear of posting because a hypothetical shitposter might exist
sometimes that slippery slope is in fact a clear, distinct line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490532
I assume the wonderland drugs or whatever would make her voice both huskier, and the smoke make me more suggestible, so I wouldn't resist her machinations as easily, without the whole lung cancer deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490623
I’d imagine you’d either her first as you fell into her alleyway or after getting robbed in your sleep and thrown to her

[Anonymous No.]

How do I enhorny angels?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it safe to buy the cookies the girl scout monsters are selling? It's not a sabbath plot to get husbands, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490772
did you try turning her off and then turning her on again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490772
Start training then flex when you are in their presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490772
Watch Evangelion with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490792
>Evangelion
Sorry, the last time I suggested me and my Serpahim girlfriend watch NGE for the first time. SHe was legit mad and threatened to breakup with me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490854
she's just jealous of ramiel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490877
OOOOOoooorrrr... Maybe EVA is inherently just a garbage shitty anime that is only held up by its Cult Following/Fan Base and LE EPIC SYMBOLISMS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490930
thats sounds too bitter man
yeah eva's a tad overhyped but take it down a nocth

[Anonymous No.]

Are you sure you're strong and tough enough for dark elf bitches? Can you really romance them? Especially their more radical extremist edgy faction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490938
>fingers touching
Look at this vulgar display!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490972
Everythings overhyped
EVA
Nasuverse
UC gundam
Demon slayer
Mihoyo games
Red bull drinks
deep fried mars bars
You, yes even You are overhyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491010
Surprised you did not include your Mom in the list of overhyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484535
NEET caretaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491017
Parents are not overyped, their cildren are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490772
I've heard that if you creampie a valkyrie 6 times then all your sins go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43490772
>>43491075
Don't listen to this anon, 6 is the number of the beast and of evil, you need to go straight into number 7, 7 is a holy number.

[Anonymous No.]

forgot I had some Latenight splices to post

[Anonymous No.]

I love the undead when they bloat in the right places

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491107

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491107
Boy2man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491107
last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491123
You really aren't adding anything to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491103
3 shall be the number of the creampies, and the number of the creampies shall be 3. 4 shalt thou not creampie, neither creampie thou 2, excepting that thou then proceed to 3. 5 is right out.

[Anonymous No.]

>43491135
>says the fagoot not adding anything himself
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I have a deep burning desire to know what a pharaoh with a shog grandmother would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491142
I'm just here to art dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491183
a piece of LN art spliced with a post or even any MS paint doodle is worth 100x as much as reposing generic art from pixiv/booru, because then that's something made specifically by /mgt/ anons for /mgt/ anons that you won't see anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491178
>utterly spotless palace
>internal turmoil as lordly nature clashes with deep desire to serve
>big fan of the colour purple (that damn grape hussy is trying to steal her look)
>has a stash of grannies shogbread
>can hear the singing in the void (auntie must be lonely again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491204
No. I'm not engaging with this bad faith posting anymore either.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd like to taste dragonia food as well as drink from holst dragons

[Anonymous No.]

When you summon a succubus
But only to do your homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491290
Summon a Succubus to play children’s card games with her because your ass is lonely. Eventually she shows up with an Exodia cheese deck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491217
I'd imagine that non dragon zombie milk is some sorta black market good, considering most dragons would be too prideful to sell something produced from their regal bodies. However, buying too much of it too often would surely net you a summons to dragonia for "exploiting the proud form of its people without proper reverence", putting you face to face with the producer, if they're single

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491290
When a succ teaches her Hellhound friend how to read. And now you are both her calculator and packed lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491209
sounds like grapebait honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Mmmm cow good. Big tit cow good. Big milkies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491355
grandma will not tolerate her precious desert flower being treated like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491380
out of cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491380
t. Anon who visited to the Mino ranch and received quite the welcoming party

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491405
>matriarchal shog on a warpath
scary

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck is Malef release or RPG update?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491442
>Malef release
Either KC legitimately forgot, or it's maybe one of those cases like with Kamaitachi where he wants to change some details before release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491452
>Kamaitachi where he wants to change some details before release.
Wait what? What got changed with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491309
i'd steal the holst dragon from her ranch and leave a brick a gold there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491442
It's been three years. Let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491442
>>43491452
Have you guys considered the possibility that he is paywalling profiles now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491486
It's likely at this point since he's paywalling questions and the answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491497
Indeed. Though so far he releases the QnA eventually on 27.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491497
>>43491486
I hope he didn't do something stupid like quit his job and try to rely on just mge for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491514
As far as I know no questions have been made public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491458
Mostly hairstyles along with minor details.

>>43491486
>>43491497
KC hasn't gone Hollywood yet.
Paywalling the Q&A is likely a time issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491527
Oops. You're right. Sorry. I forgot. I can read the QnA on Kemono and forgot that he doesn't realize the QnA publicly. My bad.
>>43491520
The Patreon doesn't equal to even the average salary in Japan last I checked. So that would be stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491554
He always took questions and put his making ofs behind paywalls. First on Entry in the comment section and now on Patreon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491560
>The Patreon doesn't equal to even the average salary in Japan last I checked. So that would be stupid
He doesn't have just patreon, he has patreon + enty + fanbox. Last time I checked (which was like a year ago) he was getting something like 8k$ per month

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491560
>Patreon
Isn't he also on some Japanese equivalent that he gets more from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491588
based scammer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>patreon shitposting again
When are you going to learn to not humor the furfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491643
Small feet.
KC learned to draw proper sized ones starting with Ice Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491433
>Primordial GILF Shoggoth reminding you of why those men ran from the Plateau of Leng when you break her granddaughter’s heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491662
>the fanboy lashes out in rage
Small patreon can barely afford carrots

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491204
These are the best parts of these threads. Even if you get ignored most of the time at least there is one anon who saves what you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sweetie no!
>If we keep this up you'll get pregnant for sure!
How to turn even the most docile, submissive monster into a dom for a few moments with baby-crazed eyes.

Enjoy the leglock!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491662

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491753
The Safe Shallows. Home.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason a lot of this art features crim in the background as a chibi usually and I don't want to start a shitstorm since raids happen every day.
I do want to read up the manga though and see if the setting is very built up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491852
I find it weird that this is the same guy that did all those times stop and mind control dragonquest doujin since the art style looks nothing alike

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491810
anon, thats vtumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491907
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491907
I thought those pink things looked like Floaters though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491908
dont give 'em an inch, they'll take a mile
>>>43491913
>pink things
>when most of the cretures is purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491662
Ah, it's amazing to see what legitimate complaints are treated the same as the furfag shitposting now.
Even if he left he would still have caused irreparable damage to this thread at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491729
I wanna post on 4mon about how I don't want any kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491950
You don't have to have kids with kids but you have to have kids, you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491852
Setting is actually pretty decent enough. Whole reason why they don’t need contraceptives in the Succugirl brothels is because the Church mandates they use magic circles that prevent STIs and unwanted pregnancies. There’s even mention at least once of humans from our world getting isekai’d there which is how the Mage working with the DL knows about stuff like airplanes. It having monster boys and prostitution is just kind of a thing you have to deal with because it’s meant to be a low brow raunchy manga by the dude who did the whole “Sexual roles reversed” porn series. Funniest part to me is the Orc Party keeps winning elections because they platform entirely on cheap food/beer and lots of on demand sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491990

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491964
But I don't want kids with kids or kids! Kids with kids is still kids. And what I don't want kids even with non-kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491990
>>43492008
What do the vodka rubes say

[Anonymous No.]

Whose legs do you want to lick the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491920
Dude the problem with vtubers was tge simping I don't see why you can't just like the designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491941
It’s basically a toss up between him and Shoggocks as to why egregore the dumb fucks are going to shadow box on any given day. Might as well charge fucking rent since they live in the head rent fucking free at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492109
My wife's when she's all hot and sweaty after a workout

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492109
Anon's wife after she's all hot and sweaty after a workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492044
Tsundere dragon was cockblocking a guy until he died. She dies and becomes a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

So what would get the most cats out and about, "cat scratch fever" or "stray cat strut"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491920
I don't know what your fancy colors are called, all I know is that they reminded me of floaters from Subnautica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492129
I'm just surprised wightfag didn't become a bogyman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492204
"Play the daughteru gacha," they said. "You can play for free, all you have to do is fuck your wife." I got my guaranteed five star, but there are so many commons. I'm tired...

[Breathfag No.]

>Oh sweetie, I'm gonna deposit my securities in that portfolio of yours!!
Dirty talk with a danuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492261
I cannot comment on the other two but I know Cheral/Wightfag dipped out after the /trash/ threads got DMCA’d and basically deleted all of his social media or got more cunning about how he does things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43484497

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492115
The problem is vtuber fans leads to drama seeking posts like we are seeing right now.
Those fuckeds can't operate on anything that isnt gossip.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lift the deer lady's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492109
anubis legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492290
At least the first roll is a guaranteed five star and that father has at least one more or a four star with the Chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492432
Do you stick to the skin or go lower and get a mouthful of fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491729
Surefire pregnancy is the N°1 trope in monster romance.

>>43492418
Deers make me angry; they prance around like they own the place but then run away when you try to approach one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492290
Chimera is rare enough to be 4*, hellhound is 3*, medusa and sphinx are 2*. Common 1* would be nekomata, kobold, elf etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492432

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492290
>After countless creampies, Anon finally completes his first 10-pull
>Echidna *****
>Kobold *
>Lamia **
>Giant Mouse *
>Giant Mouse *
>Harpy **
>Blue Slime *
>P'Orc ***
>Giant Mouse *
>Kobold *

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i love seeing strong mgs lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492543
>>P'Orc ***
What? They are 2* at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492560
Don't underestimate the pigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492497
Very heretical.
Would abandon the pharaoh to be allowed to lick her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491756
Should I watch jashin dropkick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492543
>Anon is done with these rates and wants to stop rolling
>His wife isn't ready to stop being rolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492570
No, regular orc is 2*,high orc is 3*

[Anonymous No.]

JABBERS ARE FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492592
>Tries to convince him by telling him her womb safety net will kick in after 200 or so bad pull in a row
>He'll then be guaranteed a rare mutation species like Frosthound or Chronodragon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492652
It's easy to forget just how cute some of the forgotten species are.
Flow Kelp is a prime example too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492358
>anything that isn’t gossip
Lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492693
The problems is no one wants to waifu them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492639
>A chronodragon walks into the room during this conversation
>Hands the echidna a raging mushroom
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry sensei

[Anonymous No.]

hope this stuff is useful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492716
Commissions are lacking, but I don't think people aren't waifuing them.
Just look at the number of stores on KC's website, most forgotten species still have 10+ stories.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know an artist that does lots of more chibi style stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

luvvins my jubbins

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492543
Are sons one star or five stars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492466
! !

[Anonymous No.]

old women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492870
make beautiful lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492466
Put her legs onto my shoulders, tongue her toe-beans as I pound the coom inside.
Tickle them until she Awoos.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492844
junk rare half star drops

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492870
are the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492720
>My motives are complex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492870
If they're old and single that means they have nothing to offer. Human boys should go for young girls as nature intended.

[Anonymous No.]

is this a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43491990
Oh my, she's big.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492870
>>43492882
wonder what hag fish look like

[Anonymous No.]

Is Portals of Pheron good?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492870

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492183
Please tell us that there is a panel where the poor guy resurrects and they can be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43485323
Bully the single fortune teller by projecting yourself impregnating her in missionary position into her crystal ball while she reads your future

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus are bad. The know nothing of love they just want sex.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43492933
>Human boys should go for young girls as nature intended.
As nature and the young girls intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493070
How would a shikibus deal with falling in love?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493081
It’d be like a wild animal resisting the instinct to feed on prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>salamander and hinezumi cooking show
>hinezumi puches and kicks food into the air
>salamander cuts it up to land in pans and cooking trays
>both ususally have some cooking on their tails
>their husbands allways get the first servings
>every now and agian they bring on a guest who shows of their own dynamic cooing skills

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Holy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi are all brainless cum beasts, they don't know anything about romance. A Succubus will never truly love you.

[Anonymous No.]

Majority of Asians will alp if portals opened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493338
Made for Wario anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43487314
I'd personally lose to any woman over 35 with big tits and a miniskirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43489774
Morale hasn't improved since my mother died. Can we just cuddle instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493008
Lots of futashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493461
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493379
We should all aspire to be like Wario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GArb2hUHCOI

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493498
Then install it and find out yourself, I'm not going to post it in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493509
https://youtu.be/5hYTcOUwWsA

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493338
>When you tell the creeping coin that money can't make you happy
You will live in wealth, and you will enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493549
Irc there's a 2hu who's power is poverty

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493549
That's true though, money can't buy you happiness. Creepy Coin will learn the hard way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine hellhound but deliciously chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493549
>>43493563
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can take away some worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493570
When she thinks the hero is dense but he’s just not that into perverted stuff before marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493411
Personally it's monster girl under 12 with big ass and a miniskirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493582
>What was once a proud noble beast girl, the athletic and muscular Hellhound, Post Portal She has been addicted to cheeseburgers and other American foods, given that she doesn't have to chase a prospective husband she no longer needs to be so fit since an American anon will come right to her to feed her a hamburger and she glady will accept her prize and him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493520
Naw I’m not getting in bed with the yandere cyborg fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493609
>chubby Hellhound eating a big Mac and chasing anon with a rascal scooter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493609
Canis Infernus Burgerus

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493563
>>43493583
You can happily live in a rape cave with literally no money in MGE, but you'd have to forgo a lot of things
>No restaurant or other purchased meals
>No forms of entertainment
>Can't afford any nice everyday item
>Can't buy potions or magic item to spice up sex life
With a Creeping Coin wife you can have it all, no compromises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493021
>pointy ears
>full, fluffy tail
i guess i like horses too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493676
>you can have it all
My empire of dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493609
Guess I should keep up my cardio and hope I stay single until the burgers kick in. That way I'll be able to outrun all the monsters in my area

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493520
>invited to bed by yandere cyborgfox
don't mind if i do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493763

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493616
>>43493763
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the objective best color of slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493676
Nice try Creeping Coin, but I can still have all of those things and not be your boy slave. I don't care which graphics cards you wave around, I'm not falling for it you gaudy golden hag.
I reject the Creeping Coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493803
Blue.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493813
Have you seen the prices of retro video games these days? If you want some of that nostalgia, you'll have to fuck the coin.

>>43493822
t. lost to level 1 blue slime in the starting area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493840
>you'll have to fuck the coin.
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493832
Green slime is good when its transcluent, opaque like that is quite unsettling.

[Anonymous No.]

Me telling a Lich that magic is silly and for dorks from the cage she has me locked in after she caught me.

[Anonymous No.]

hey, there was a picture posted in a recent thread that i thought for sure i'd saved but cannot find anywhere in my archive, maybe someone else has it?
it was of a white-haired kitsune in several panels, first she was just a fox with a bandaged leg, then there were 4 more panels of her standing and smiling in a doorway in different forms
please accept this fox as an offering

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493840
Haha, stupid coin doesn't know emulators.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493859
>tell a lich you know magic too
>do the "pull apart thumb trick" that your nephew's love
>Lich just zaps you with some magic and takes you into the lab

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493910
Must be to reverse engineer your strange magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493908
I feel like I'd be a bad master for a shoggoth because I'm so dense with things. I wouldn't understand any of the non-euclidean stuff she's trying to show me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493881
>Anon gets hit on by an Automaton
>She has absolutely no game; Anon is left unfazed
>She mentions that she can perfectly emulate both the PS1 and N64
>He accepts to go to her place for the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493915
Well jokes on her, a good magician never reveals his secrets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493908
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493922
Well yeah, that's what reverse engineering is about. She has to observe it more to understand how the spell works without having it explained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493803
I'm a fan of grape

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, a retard just called out KC in the Q&A for his lack of progress in making the game. He is going to be angry!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493963
Nobody cares fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493356
Neither will most human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493979
>Bicorn-chan is charging up her "love-love harem beam"
Watch out, it's a one-shot attack!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493961
Getting raped is bad.
Getting graped on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494004

[Anonymous No.]

>>43493803
I prefer cyan/greenish-blue

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494030

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494044
HUGE FUCKING HANDS.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494112

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494004
t. Coping succubus
Call the demon out for what they are and they screech "MUH HUMAN WOMEN THO" every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494071
I want to be slapped and manhandled by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43494120

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Was this proto helltaker, or inspired by helltaker?

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>>43494157
I don't really think it has anything to do with MGE honestly. The man just wanted demon girls in suits and made a game about it.
Sure, if you go down the family tree far enough you'll probably find MGE at some point, but I don't think it was directly inspired by it.

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>>43494177
Wrong, undeads are far superior, even the lowest zombie is better than a fox.

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>>43494157
Neither?
>>43494183
He wasn't asking about MGE.

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>>43494189
Maybe, but the little bowtie is super like it. Nothing new under the sun, I guess.

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>>43494189
If he's asking about interspecies reviewer, I don't see the connection at all, which is why I assumed he was talking about MGE.

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>>43494188
What about undead foxes?

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>>43494188
What about zombie foxes?

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>>43494228
>>43494231
Did we get attacked by mindflayers or what?

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>>43494236
zombie mindflayers?

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>>43494236
Undead mindflayer foxes?

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>>43494236
I don’t know nothing about that.

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>>43494274
I want a picture of Anon tying his Wurm daughterus tails together, creating the melee weapon of mass destruction known as Wurm-chucks.

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Posting in 4mon schizo thread gotta be real fun
>I'm telling you the government is run by mindflayers controlling the senators!
>My demon neighbors is after me and I know it. She knows just how much I know and ism trying to make me sign her contract.

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>>43494236
Well, nobut yes

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Things in MGE (that aren't NTR shit or grimdark) that you would really like but are not possible?

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>>43494290
>Telling monsters you're in their walls

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>>43494316
get some new material

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>>43494308
Canonically? Non-extremist demons.
I have no idea why this is a line KC doesn't let you pass but he's strait up said that they are all extremist when asked by a fan.
I will never get over this.

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>>43494290
It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore extremist works.

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>>43494315
>Shoggoth just answers with "hot"

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>>43494308
Actual rape, with getting stockholm syndrom'd into loving your new wife

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>>43493813

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>>43494348
It's not so bad...

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Succubi are nothing but evil demonic beasts who view men as food. They eat your life force and steal your souls.
Reject the evil and the demonic, embrace cute Order knightesses clad in shining armor. They will defeat these evil creatures and protect you and they will love you, something Succubi cannot.

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>>43494351
My gaming laptop is almost 10 years old at this point. I just play everything on potato settings.

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>>43494322

Really? Wow, seems like a very weird hard line to hold for "yeah, whatever makes you happy" guy. Maybe you could try again in the Patreon Q&A. I would, but I got my hands full with Ocelomeh questions.

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full moons are bad for wans

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>>43494308
Ogre punching you while she rides you.

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>>43494351
No means 'no', Coin.

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>>43494378
heh

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>>43494308
Multi arms, the only thing that would be scarier than a hebi would be one with six arms.

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>>43494366
True

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>>43494351
Silly Coin-chan, all it's good for is generating AI shit.

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>>43494331
Thinking about the transformation she gives you after you make love to her it’s most likely possible you can live in her walls. Which she probably wants that what a freak.

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>>43494366
False.

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>>43494366
>Knight-chan, will you go out with me?
>Ew
Back to Succs.

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>>43494381
I thought that was already a thing where you two beat on each other and get more aroused, though I might have misread that lore.

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>>43494417
Silence Demon worshiper.

>>43494420
Sounds like a class problem. Even if Knight-chan won't go out with you because of your lowborn status, there's still the cute virgin, childhood friend Villager-chan who works at the local tavern who will love you unconditionally and grow old with you. Don't give up on human women anon, that's what M*nsters, our enemies, want us to do. They want you to believe lies that all human women are heartless. It is not true.

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>>43494447
What if I go after dog women instead they are man’s best wives after all.

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>>43494447
>Villager-chan, will you go out with me?
>Ew
Back to Succs again.

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>>43494366
So true. Embrace a loving knight of the Order. Go on an adventure with them deep into the demon realms tk slay the demon lord. I am sure nothing will go wrong for the both of you.

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>>43494462
Dude, you want to fuck a dog. Imagine the kind of stares you'll get from people saying that in public.

>>43494466
Never happened, you didn't even try. Look at Villager-chan (pay no attention to the right side of this image) she is so cute unlike aberrations with horns. She will love you to the end of your days. Villager-chan is 100 times better than any Succubitch that just looks at you and sees food.
Stop spreading your lies Demon worshiper, Villager-chan would hold your hand and proclaim her love for you.

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>>43494366
My demon wife was looking over my shoulder as i was browsing and has called a fatwa against this anon

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Please who wants to join the order anyways and be a basic bitch hero. I want to be a super villain who strikes fear into humans and Mamonos.

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>>43494466
Let's be honest, the succubus would "Ew" us too as well.

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>>43494424
>>43494424

It is a very implied thing, KC made art of an illustrated Ogre story where the Ogre, who is a human fighter woman that is being monsterizing into an Ogre, beats up the guy. Though I can't read moonspeak so I used Yandex to get a very general idea of what was happening.

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>>43494496
Woah anon, thats getting a little grimdark here! Next you'll be saying you actually have to try to spark a conversation to ask your monwife out!

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>>43494488
The normal human women of the MGE world seem pretty good already, which means they're mostly probably not leaving a bad, sordid history behind when they monsterize.

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>>43494496
There's a non-zero chance that the succ would do the first move, unlike the human woman.

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>>43494532
yeah but why take the risk when there's perfectly fine monsters?

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Speaking about things that are not possible in MGE. I get very turned on at the idea of limited injuries during sex or foreplay. Like this pic. KC said in his Tweet something like MGE was liked by guys into "M" (masochism) and that it wasn't suited for them. So I don't know if things like the claw injuries seen here would be possible. There was also a Twitter animation (really well made) about a MGE MG, I don't remember what it was it was an aquatic MG I think, where she scratched her husband and drew a bit of blood and KC didn't shared it. I don't know if asking Q&A if such things are possible or not, since I think it would take away from MGE to a lot of anons if KC gives a "no" answer.

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>>43494532
>The normal human women of the MGE world seem pretty good already
Anon...?

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>>43494544
Maybe I don't want to betray my race. Maybe I just want a normal life with a normal human girl.

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>>43494552
sure but why talk about it here?

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>>43494532
>he normal human women of the MGE world seem pretty good already

>Cheating often happens with human couples, but once the monsters get husbands, they never cheat. It is said that they're in half disbelief when they hear about how some human women think nothing of infidelity.
>In the case of human women, they sometimes cheat because they get lonely

They can also reject. So 90% chance I wouldn't be able to have anything with one of them I liked, even if I wanted.

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>>43494554
To rub it in the faces of Extremists and their race traitor husbands like this guy >>43494490
Monsters seethe at the mere thought of two humans being together.

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>>43494564
this is a monster girl thread not RP central

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>>43494561
Just women things~

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>>43494568
You are wrong

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>>43494568
>no fun allowed
People make these kinds of posts literally 24/7 here. Are you blind or something?

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>>43494536
You get a 0.1% chance of her doing the move on you, Chad gets a 99.9%

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>>43494580
Except they don't. Fuck off.

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>>43494561
And this is why the chief goddess sucks, she doesn’t deserve worship and should just become a wife to a human man.

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>>43494545
This kind of autistic shit is better left to the imagination, bites, shocks, scratches, and other superficial injuries as a part of rough sex should just be considered part of normal bedroom play for easily certain monsters

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>>43494545
the line gets blurry with stuff like mershark attacks resulting in red SE staining the water all around, so presumably other 'wounds' leaking SE could appear similar to blood.
but bluntly he's addressed it before and monsters aren't going to hurt you.

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>>43494586
Lol scroll up swatbot, and take your blind fold off. Greentexts and stuff are still the same thing you're cranky over here.

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>>43494586
No, suck a cock

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Anubis WIP
https://files.catbox.moe/xeiedg.png

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>>43494308
Im poor so it's unlikely a vamp will be interested unless im really the only man for miles around.

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Ah it looks like the same troll from the past threads has showed up again don’t engage.

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>>43494607
Thats a pretty rude thing to say to the 3d anubis poster

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>>43494609
No I wasn’t talking about him.

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>>43494607
Agreed.

43494586
No more (You)s for you schizo.

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>>43494593
Greentexts about monster girls in a monster girl thread?

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>>43494561
>>Cheating often happens with human couples
Wait, really? I guess KC just made them a reflection of reality then kek.

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>>43494593
There's a difference between greentexts and and RPing like we're on SpaceBattles you cack-handed deck ape.

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>>43494620
Greentexts are mostly people pretending to be in the setting and self inserting.

>>43494623
>a greentext where someone pretends they have a lich wife who they did X with isn't roleplaying
Retard.

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>>43494611
I know, you autismo

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>>43494605
What if she's a big time garlic addict? Would you, could you with a vamp who just wants to snort a line of powdered garlic off your boner?

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>>43493803
orange slime

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>>43494627
I know reading comprehension isn't your strong suit but I'm talking about shit like this you absolute dip shit. >>43494552, >>43494568

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>>43494622
That is nothing new and has always been there, he made human women like irl ones to show how good monsters are in comparison.

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>Tentacle hands

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>>43494636
Sadly, I dont like garlic much

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>>43494636
Isn't being a garlic addict in the context of MGE essentially being a lush for vampires?

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>>43494650
Yeah, those posts come by the hundreds each fucking thread autismo. They happen literally all day every day. Literally the second post above yours is one example too. Are you new? You can't get rid of them.

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>>43494637
She's a sweet girl

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>>43494679
Orange is underrated slime color, along with purple

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>>43494674
Nta but it’s about human women being talked about in a monster girl thread, sounds kinda redundant don’t you think. Unless the ending reveals all the human women were angel women in disguise or something.

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>>43494686
Going to choose violence and say the most underrated/underappreciated is metallic slime as well as orange and purple.

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>>43494693
Not wasting energy getting upset over a drop in the ocean. I don't see the dozens of IPs posting here all suddenly dropping all monster discussion because one post about joke human women happened.

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>>43494711
truly you are a paragon of restraint and virtue. i applaud you.

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>>43494704
I'd like metal slimes more if I wasn't afraid of their jelly giving me mercury poisoning.

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>>43494733
Fair point.

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traveling at over 500 miles per hour at an altitude of about 300 feet

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>>43494733
I like to imagine there's different types of metal slimes like gold slimes and tin slimes.

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>>43494760
Creeping Coin is essentially a gold slime mixed with a Mimic, though?

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>>43494668
Garlic is catnip for mge vamps
Sunlight makes them powerless and heated.

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>>43494762
Now I want to dive into a creeping coin harem like Scrooge McDuck.

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>>43494760
Uranium slimes look cool.
>>43494762
Nope, not a slime.

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>>43494781
Wouldn’t they glow bright blue for when radiation mixes with a liquid they glow a bright blue.

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Reminder that metal slime girls give you a lot of xp if you make them cum!

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>>43494797
Yeah, but they run away if you take too long to satisfy them

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>>43494797
And I'm assuming if they make me cum instead I'll lose a lot of xp?

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>>43494781
>Not a slime
I'm aware. I'm saying that she's functionally the bastard child of a slime and a Mimic since she actually morphs into whatever she's imitating or can generate coins.

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>>43494841
Wrong, once you cum they'll follow right after. It's all just a trick of theirs to get a husband! Monsters never play fair!

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drew this old hag

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>>43494592
>but bluntly he's addressed it before and monsters aren't going to hurt you.

The issue would be to know if:
>>43494589
>bites, shocks, scratches, and other superficial injuries

Would count as "hurting you" to KC.

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>>43494652
>he made human women like irl ones

Didn't the fallen maiden human girls still fell for the beta (you) because he tried really hard? So even with all that, I am not sure they are exactly like irl ones.

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>>43494861
Cute hag

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>>43494861
Hag cute

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>>43494927
>>43494960
well thanks, i just drew her to see how learning how to draw cute lolis affected by draing skills

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If I become a jester no human female knight or monster will go after me for they only go for knights and heroes, I’m in the safe zone.

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>>43494977
anon.... she nears.
the one who honks......

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>S-stop! P-please let me go! I wouldn't be good for you, I am a very weak man! Let go of my head!
>sobbing
>I will introduce you to a strong male knight or hero if you let me leave!

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>>43494912
Good thing I don't care about what KC says on his paywalled handwave Q&As

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>>43494605
You can get any race you want as a wife. This has long been established. Just get a Vamp mana marker or look for one and confess to her. Or just get really horny thinking of vamps and walk in their habitat.

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what is the saddest mg you've eaten ?

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>>43494405
Has KC ever said they are not possible? I don't see why not, if not in potions, there is 99% chance multi arm MGs exist as a race.

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>>43495013
I AM THE ONE WHO HONKS.

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>>43495058
Didn't somebody commission a manticore with 6 arms?

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>>43494405
imagine the hugs though

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>>43495082
Truly a nightmare creature, the only thing worse would be a magpie harpy.

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>weird and bizarre mg facts

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>>43495095
That was RampanSerenity/RSAnon years ago. He even wrote a few stories with her.

>>43495058
Not that I can recall but he isn't exactly a fan of multi-armed girls so it's unlikely we'll see anything multiarmed in the near future. Especially given the delay with Malef.

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>>43495128
Miss Gazer's black goo? It's black licorice flavored. REAL STRONGLY, too. You can smell her at 20 paces, or 50 when she's upwind.

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>>43495128
Wendigo husbands have the ability to levitate even with their new added weight after transforming.

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>>43495128
Foxes are, despite the vile rumors, completely trustworthy

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>>43495128
Wererabbits and March Hares can hop between 25 and 45 mph.

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>>43495013
Anon can't run from the Guild of Clowns forever.

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Oh no... they're going to fight!

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>>43492615
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

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>>43495128
Devil bugs cannot in fact live a week without head, so please give it to them.

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>>43495128
Baphomets have won multiple "sexiest monster of the year" awards.

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I'm not gay, but I would let a high level Alp give birth to my children. Hell I would even take responsibility and marry her.

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>>43495225
This won't end well when Bogie brings out her circus cannon and loads the pies...

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>>43495273
what about an alpy

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>>43495225
Did you draw this?

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>>43495307
Yeah.

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>>43495295
>>43495273
There's literally nothing gay about having sex, impregnating, and marrying an alp.

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I think the only time a human woman is tolerable in the world of monstergirls if she acts more ""Evil"" and emits menacing red energy and red eyes. Usually it means they are already corrupted with mamono mana and in the verge of monsterizing.

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>>43495312
Once a man, always a man. If you fuck alps, you're gay

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>>43495307
>>43495311
>>43495312
yes i did.

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>>43495269
Not surprising with the amount of pedophiles in Japan and the west.

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>>43495325
What's your game, Armstrong?

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>>43495332
I'd prefer a krampus, but she hasn't answered my letters.

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>>43495321
Being gay is illegal

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>>43495334
the snuggle game

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>>43495342
If I'm gonna play the snuggle game, it's going to be with a lamia

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>>43495353
Alpmia

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>>43495225
damn

[Anonymous No.]

Well, why didn't Druella just fly the griffons into Lescatie?

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>>43486828
That's pretty damn sweet, anon. Maybe give her a tool or something she uses to "conduct" and correct the flow or punsih troublemakers.

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>>43495128
If you accidentally crack or break an Oni's horn you'll be cursed forever.

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>>43495128
cow

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>>43495225
I'm rooting for Bogey to win!

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>>43495337
I prefer literally anything that isn't some potato bodied child monster.

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>>43495421
I don't think thats a weird fact.
That is indeed a cow.

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>>43495427
it's complicated

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>>43484497

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>>43495471
Man, the Cow status debuff really is something.

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>>43495390
to busy getting brushed and pampered by their husbands.

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>>43495144
>but he isn't exactly a fan of multi-armed girls

Has he said something like that? I imagined it would be a very logical choice for an Oni and like one of the most straightforward things KC could go for if he doesn't know what to draw.

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>>43495518
it's a difficult curse to lift
because it's heavy

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>>43495540
Good boost to charisma.
HEAVY penalties to dexterity and movement speed.

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>>43495540
Now this is some transformation I can get behind.

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>>43495553
also heavy loss to int

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>>43495580
Only if they get really far into it.
And at that point they get strength boosts.

Can lead to some dumb but cute bakas that trip over everything if used at the right time.
Wizards and alchemists will hate you for it though, 'punishment boob smothering' is a known technique they try.

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Incubi are just the sexualized version of Captain American.

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>>43495540
>Holsts on a farm notice a human girl in a haze while transforming.
>They guide her on over to where they are, calming her down and helping her through it.
>By the time the farmer shows up, she's already completely transformed
>The holsts would later get jealous when it turns out her milk tastes quite good.

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>>43495630
>farmer anon keeps wondering why he keeps getting more cows
>he ain't good with numbers, so maybe he miscounted...
>just another day on the farm

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Chaos, Khaos, Caos, Kaos you can’t escape the abyss.

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>>43495537
Ignore him he's pulling shit out of his ass and putting words in KC's mouth

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>>43495642
>There are so many cows that even the holsts help him out from time to time
>farmer anon has long since given up trying to make sense of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Eyebrow status: slightly lifted

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>>43495630
>Anon has his farm built on a cursed land that is practically SWIMMING in holst Mana.
>Rando girls that show up to sneak into his farm to cause mischief or steal things enough times end up turning into cows
>Even frequent buyers just go bustier due to the Mana.
>While Anon just looks on in confusion at the new cows and wondering where they keep coming from.

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>>43495704
>bring in expert to exorcise the lands
should get to the bottom of this pretty soon

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>>43495704
>The harder she tries to exorcise, the bigger her breasts get
>Eventually she forgets what she was doing and becomes yet another cow.

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>>43495716
>Bring in Exorcist from the zipangu shrine
>She keeps failing her will saves as HOLY SHIT is it a strong curse.
>Starts picking up a moo tick and seems a little bit too 'at ease' with whats happening, even if she knows whats happening.
>Not to mention her tits are bigger than watermelons at this size and you can HEAR them sloshing.
>"Don't worry farmer Anon, just a few days moore and I'll have this solve!"

>>43495726
Sometimes one just has to let sleeping cows, er, curses lie.

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>>43495730
>the curse is a ghost holst that died a virgin on that land

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>>43495780
>she expects to be feared as a vengeful wraith
>instead is milked by farmer anon for his specialty "Spooky Milk"

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>>43495780
>Can still hear her mooing on moonlit nights and Anon has woken up some mornings swearing that someone was nestling up with him in bed.
Any long term help he hires should be careful lest she find herself possessed.

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>>43495780
everyone knows the 'herdless heifer' is just a campfire story to make young cows behave

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>>43495046
They haven't said that KC considers it hurting just that they don't know

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>>43495794
>>43495796
>the ghost was such a virgin, she became a phantom holst

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>>43495834
>Ghostly possession works similart to Kitsunbi where the two either merge consciousnesses or like Parasite slimes where the ghost has its own consciousness it influences her with.
>Regardless, there are physical changes and they are abundantly obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>no team of former human women trying to get laid

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[Anonymous No.]

where are the holy swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>43495273
I would the dark tactician, such a tasty canon Alp is irresistible

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>>43495920
Here's your "holy" sword.

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>>43495962
how are swords supposed to sex with a blade attached to them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43495970
you're supposed to put a pool noodle on it, just in case

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>>43495970
Very carefully.

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>>43495970
they have gauntlet mode too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43495981
I wonder if Gauntlet mode has fast punches and slash attacks

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sexy, lonely ghosts could be in your house at this very moment.

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>>43495997
i like to think they get a little more armored/spikier as the sword diffuses over the rest of their body
but that doesn't sound very applicable to the bedroom so i don't know

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>>43496023
Ew, Ghosts will get ectoplasm all over you!

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>>43496023
>Instead, remember that sexy, lonely ghosts could be in your house at this very moment.
I sure hope so.

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>>43496023
>try groping the air
>don't hear ghostly moans
Why must you lie and get my hopes up?

[Anonymous No.]

how do cursed swords monsterize women into swords by cutting them? she herself was turned by picking one up and mana fusing with said sword.

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>>43496051
Are you sure? Try it again.

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>>43496065
Same way DE silver does, makes them more vulnerable to corrosion

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>>43496071
but do they just start manifesting a sword or do they grab some random blade and transform it? eh i don't think transforming a standard blade works out because demon silver exists for a reason.

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>>43488780
>Not spending your days peacefully with an Elven woman in the forest alone near a river
>Not spending your days hunting and fishing with her as the rest of the world goes by, living in solitude
>Not going on nature walks with her and then she takes you aside to fuck you in the middle of the forest, disrupting the tangible silence with the 2 of you fucking.
They may be vanilla, but you can't deny the comfy you would get from a life like that.

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Need monster hags in outfits way too small for them

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>>43496083
Read the profile. Cursed swords wounds work like DE silver wounds and turn their victims into succs. To become a cursed sword, a woman has to pick up a cursed sword

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>>43496099

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>>43496103
oh i swear it said they became swords but i guess misread

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>>43496085
Elves promising the humans of our world a peaceful quiet life in the forest, away from the cities hustle and bustle is certainly one tactic they could use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43496103
Or have cursed word kids

[Anonymous No.]

cursed swords look very point and uncomfortable like skeletons and zombie dragons

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>>43496129
>Or have cursed word kids
thats just a chersire

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>>43496129
but then does the cursed sword kid just manifest a blade while aging? can mana make her stay as a knife wielding murderhobo loli?

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>>43496163
Apparently yes from what I recall of KC's tweets. As for the Loli? Wife and husband match each other preferences should take care of that.