/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Groping and molesting a centaur while riding on her back so she can't stop you!

Drinking a can of Shog.

My asked me to stop drinking? I need a beer or three when I come back from work. How to explain that to her?

>>43474380
Miss Shog seems nice! I don't care for that.
Does she have an aggressively yandere sibling who likes to turn into scary things like knives and who uses her many, many tendrils to do indecent things to my body without my consent like handholding?

>>43474469
Same, but use the superior half-woman, half-animal mamono.

the ideal body for any feline

Is it just me or are the KC schizos now trying to go after /d/ again instead of here.

>>43474505
Homebrewing would be a pretty nice new hobby for her.

>>43474469
Centaurs are the only case in which I like the vanilla option. I just don't find their subspecies that appealing.

Uoooohhhh!!! Dragon Cunny! Dragonia does have Cunny!!!!!

>>43474568
Yeah, some of them are real nightmares.
GET IT? GET IT!? I AM MAKING A PLAY ON WORDS.
Come save the thread from me, Miss Cheshire. Please.

>>43474583
This nightmare is mooning us.

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>43474548
>KC schizos
I'm afraid you are not in a good company here, no matter how much you might believe otherwise

>>43474531
Too fat, fat is disgusting. Bad feline

>Deeply inhaling danuki breath first thing in the morning when you wake up together

>>43474551
Yes but my kiki start hiding away my booze. She wouldn't even let me go near a distillery

>>43474616
go back to wherever you came from

>>43474616
well yeah, he went to /d/

>>43474649
I like to keep track of what they are up to.

>>43474633
>also the faggot trying to force a shitty setting with whores and futas
like in a fucking clockwork

I need a hellhound so we can give each other headpats.

>>43474662
Don't care. it's a great setting.

>>43474690
I need a sandworm, so I can say I've been literally eaten by a monster girl.

>>43474662
Clockwork mamono who messes with time itself to slow you down and catch you. Would probably be a wonderland monster or something I don’t know.

I like my tomboy werecat friend. She has a nice black fur and helps me in my research about Lovecraft's work. Petting her is the best part. Sadly I don't think that She interested in me...

>>43474616
stupid cat!
*throws a furrification potion*

>>43474548
Who knows and who cares. Not our problem

Imagine being covered in sandworm spit everyday. Erotic...

Downside is you'll be a permavirgin since every lewd act you do with her is technically fellatio. Upside is you can still become a wizard!

>>43474662
I never got futa it’s literally sexualizing a deformity or at the very least based off it.

>>43474806
it's either being deep in the closet
or just wanting a prostate massage while still being straight, but also wanting your waifu to enjoy it unlike a strap on

>>43474818
Well and that too they can argue all they want, but deep down majority of them are secretly gay and haven’t accepted it yet.

It's summer. Consider a picnic.

Post slippery slimy sandworms please!

>>43474878

>>43474953
Something is wrong with that worm! She's purple and lacks a dopey smile!

>>43474878
I will instead post superior smug sandworms.

>>43474985
who made this?

I heard sandworms in the Far East have electricity powers is this true.

>>43474975
I actually like her a lot better than a normal sandworm. She's got Aubrey Plaza face and she looks gothy. Those are both compliments, by the way.

>>43474985
>devoured by a t-posing sandworm

>>43475000
I was never into the goth aesthetic. Never found it attractive. Plus, I'm a sucker of adorably dumb and happy girls

>>43475021
We're basically opposites. I want my women smart and cynical. And mean. BUT. Nice to me. So I can see how she treats me okay-ish and everyone else like trash.
I'm sure that says terrible things about me.

But I do still find cute things cute!

>>43475021
What about adorably dumb and happy goth girls?

>>43475035
Nah, people just have different likes. Nothing wrong with that, brother. You get your smart goth wife. I get my dumb happy colossus of a worm wife

>>43475051
I just don't like the style, no offense

>>43474985
>T-pose to assert dominance over spice field

>>43475055
Here's hopin'

>>43475067
AAAAHHHH DEATH

>>43474999
Dunno, my sandworm wanders the dunes of the !Sahara Desert.

Top quality Spice though! Always harvested and sold fresh. Finest quality, peak performance, 1 dose guaranteed to extend your lifespan by 5 years.

!Saharan sandworms also produce a more potent Spice as well. 10x the concentration. Insta-monsterization or incubization of consumed. Exquisite taste, super fine powder. Highly recommend if you wanna live a long time.

>>43475063
I understand I'm I like goths but the extremist aesthetic is a turn-off for me, that's why I prefer office lady demons.

Do you think there's frost versions of mge dragons? Including wocks and wurms.

>>43475206
If there is, I want a sandworm frost variant, the snowworm. Wandering the ice plains and tundra. White shell, red interior, light blue eyes on shell.

>>43475206
they are dragon varinat of all kinds anon, frost, wind, earth, fire, rocket, sand, and even uranium dragons
>>43475236
i'll be honest, its fine you like sandworms but calm down a bit

>>43474985
https://litter.catbox.moe/2eg2al.png

>>43475247
>uranium dragons
Wouldn't that just be godzilla?

>>43475247
>uranium wurm keeps breaking into power plant to chew on used fuel rods

>>43475288
yes but godzilla wurm and godzilla wock would be funny and uranium in MGE works different, it does cause your body to melt way after being exposed, it corrupts you
>>43475308
>the workers set aside the rods for the cute wurm to munch on for lunch
>Shes so adorable while bitting depleted uranium

>>43474531
I'm sorry but that kind of body is strictly reserved for hags

>>43475324
>godzilla wock
Well, she's already huge so the only difference would having the ability to shoot lasers from her tentacle mouths.

What we drawing this time?

>>43475536
Orc in a monster truck driving off a ramp

>>43475536
A Holstaur with her children celebrating mother's day.

>>43475536
Gremlins being told they're too short to ride the roller coaster so they make their own

>>43474380

>>43475468
I want to stick my face in there

>>43475536
Miss Oomukade salivating shyly over a delicious Anon.

>>43474587
I hope this is /ss/

>>43475608
It is--they're all Nazis.

>>43475566
Cute MG is cute

what do you do with monsters under your bed?

>>43475536
draw a red griffon

>>43475288
Ghidorah in the case of wocks. Extra heads and all that.

>>43475656
A griffon... but red?

>>43475712
so she goes fasta

>>43475712
yes
red feathers
red outfit
red from blushing
all of it red

you have to eat all the eggs

>>43475479
hey dont be mean, shes overweight but shes not fat!

>>43474573
I like Bailu

>>43475765
But why?

>>43475852
dont respiond to the furry poster

>>43475861
I didn't notice the snout at first, caught it after I posted.

>>43475765
Maybe a snout but there's no way you can kiss a beak.

>>43475895
it'll be very awkward.

>Cat maid didn’t do her chores
>Punish her with rough sex
>Next day she still hasn’t done her chores
>Punish her again

>>43475927
You're doing it wrong. You have to spray her with the water bottle.

>>43475927
Oh, Anon. You have to *withhold the sex* to get her to change what she's doing. All you're teaching her is that she needs to never do chores again.

>>43475536
Dunkleosteus fishing.

>>43475950
>Dunkleosteus
how would they look like as a monster girl

>>43475971
Cavewoman mermaid?

>>43475917
Do all this guys comic follow the exact same format?

>>43475984
so the deal with their armored head?

>>43475991
sorta
also lots of pastel horses drawn in the past
kinda surprised me

>>43476011
Kemono is suggesting to me that his tastes have changed.

>>43476000
Skull helmet like a Cubone

>>43476029
thats adorable, imagine them having their helmet makes sure they are very smug, animalstic, and arrogant but if they drop it, lose, get it taken\, or havent grown one yet, they get extremely shy and would run from you

>>43476026
looks like kemono and monstergirls to me

>>43476044
I probably didn't say enough but I was suggesting he was into ponies at one point.

>>43475536
Auntie troll innocently asking her nephew what 'mating press' is

>>43476051
thats..
what i said.
pastel horses that he drew in the past.

>>43476054
oh, damn. I thought you meant he legitimately drew pastel styled centaur or actual horses. My bad.

>>43476058
pastel horses is a euphemism i've commonly seen to refer to mlp

>dreamed some girl was stupidly into me and would try to always do things with me
>kept trying to eat together, sleep together, take showers together
>always wanted to be around me
>was super fucking uncomfortable through the entire dream
I don't think I'm cut out for the whole monstergirl thing anymore.

>>43476142
Lucky you. I had a dream where I found roadkill and felt sad, then went into the grocery store and shoplifted something but my knees buckled and I couldn't walk home.
Dreams suck.

>>43476142
>>43476165
Lucid dreaming is a gamechanger, you should look into It

>>43476217
Both come from shit IP

>>43476195
I think the problem I've just learned is I'm not comfortable unless the people around me are indifferent to my presence.

>>43476044
anywhere to all download his art?

>>43474806
>Anon doesn't get "sexualizing deformity"
>In a MONSTER girl thread
Anon.

>>43476234
At its peak one was the most popular monster girl IP. And to those more in the know the other is generally considered the premier monster girl setting.

>>43474548
Nobody cares about the “schizos” past asspained losers like the Mick and Shoggocks

>>43476315
Emg is the default premier mg franchise at this moment in time. I can't think of anything more influential atm. Mge has dropped off a lot in popularity and I know very few people outside of 4chan who know anything about illias/Luka etc.

>>43475618
o/

>>43476318
Seethe, schizo.

>>43476341
god, I spilled so much mana to this one

>>43476345
Moreso laughing at you idiots and your paranoia

I want to be a mech driver

>>43476357
So you keep saying

>>43476345
>Seethe
Right, another telltale sign of a pest and/or outsider newfag.

>>43476365
fuck off, outsider.

i'd say emg is the most well known as nerdier normalfags would recognize the girls, with MGQ not far behind with most people that would entertain the thought of playing a japanese porn game probably having heard of it.

>>43476346
A monster's natural state is kidnapping little boyas

>>43476330
EMG?

>>43476257
Perhaps all you need is a girl that's not super clingy. Two weirdo introverts can still have a very happy and sweet relationship.
Just for example
>have arachne gf
>she mostly stays in her corner, doing stuff on her laptop
>looks gloomy all the times
>most of the times It feels like we're just roommates
>whenever I sit down though, I can see her thread close
>so I take a strand and wrap It around my finger few times
>It's always connected to her and I can wrap It a bit more and give It a small tug
>and she will always tug back
>sometimes she's the one that initiates
>and whenever I would look into her corner, there would be that pale face, iluminated by the screen of her laptop
>and a tiny little smile

>>43476374
MGQ is probably more popular outside of the "weeb" circles, it used to be all over 4chan around 2012 yes, it's been over a decade
I still sometimes see characters from MGQ in completely unrelated forums.

>Druella hyper fangirl succubus
>extremly chunni
>dyes her hair white cause she wishes she was a lilim
>has a self-insert lilim oc that she cosplays as whenever she leaves the house
>writes fanfiction about anon in which her oc defeats him
>spends too much time getting into flame wars with orderfags online

>>43476361
Saying?

>>43476383
You surely remember the anime.

>>43476383
It's short for Everyday Life with Monster Girls.

>>43476341
that poor mother

>>43476388
>Cupid both having diabetes and wishing they did more loveydovey actions while watching the two

Be fruitful and multiply.

>>43476361
>>43476357
I want to die a in mech, forgotten by anyone even the cat girl who could have been my soulmate if I stop this nonsense

>>43476442
sounds homosexual, i think you need to have sex

>>43476459
You mean, like, with a dude?

>>43476459
What's gay about eternal sleep? Sound comfy

>>43476357

>>43476471
That does sound nice.

>>43476468
Anon i think you are too far gone
>>43476471
DYING IS GAY, you turn into gay skeleton

>>43476482
I won't decompose in the mech cockpit. The battery will melt everything before
>>43476477
It is but only if You're alone. You don't want to be disturb

>>43476403
>>43476411
Oh. I always thought of it as Monmusu so I just didn't recognize the EMG part. Thanks for clarifying.

>>43476492
bro, just y? you gain nothing from being in a tincan
I much rather have my wurm wife and kids by my side while i grow old not be inside a tin can my whole life

>>43476492
Shog will form us an impenetrable cocoon, sealing both light and sound out, as we both sleep together for millennia.

>>43476513
>Shog will form us an impenetrable cocoon, sealing both fprever
fucking scorn parasite!
leave scorn guy alone!

>>43476495
This might be the only place that calls it emg.

>>43476511
Don't know feel fitting and I know that I would be happy like that so win win.
>>43476513
You do You

This guy is retarded
But aside from that, what would you teach kids?

>>43474380
Is the monster girl dating service/maid service still around? I desperately need assistance. I'm down bad, worse than I've ever been before. I need to eat a monstergirl's ass asap, or else I might die.

>>43476544
I'm not retarded

>>43476549
Whhoooooa, there, Anon. Eating ass isn't safe--even for mamono!

>>43476560
It's a drastic measure, but it's the only chance I have of surviving this terrible malady. There's no other cure, I HAVE to devour a cute mg's tailhole. The only question is, which one?

>>43476600
THAT'S A PENIS, ANON!

You are not immune to genki oujo samas that mash you into their tits while laughing

>>43476613
You're a penis.

>>43476560 #
It's a drastic measure, but it's the only chance I have of surviving this terrible malady. There's no other cure, I HAVE to devour a cute mg's tailhole. The only question is, which one?

>>43476617
Partly, yes.

>>43476613
Male Body Inspector.

>>43476618
ojousamas are usually smug arrogant tallflats so that's very unlikely

>>43476622
FOR YOUR SINS, YOU MUST ENDURE... CHALLENGE MODE.

>>43476643
Hmm nothing against ants but that ain't it. Not really eating ass if you don't have a nice pair of cheeks to get lost inside, y'know?

Once again a very high quality conversation from a shitposting furfag.

>>43476684
Why do you hate ant girls.

>>43475765
dipped the egg, which means under the chocolate layer is still the egg shell. You can't eat that...

>>43476357
I want to ride a mech with my automaton wife as copilot, fly above the clouds and travel the world with it...

Centaurs are suddenly starting to grow on me. Have no idea if this has any relation to my facesitting fetish

>>43476918
Probably not since that wouldn't make you want horsepussy on your face.

>He didn't apply for citizenship on the desert kingdoms
What's wrong with you?

>>43476931
nta but I would push my face into horsepussy

>>43476936
I live in a cave in the mountains and pay no taxes

I want to worship Miss Wight.

>>43476936
It's a long list, if I'm being honest.

>>43476936
the anubis clerks intimidate me, think i'll just return home once my vacation is over instead

>>43476936
I don't like the heat. Also, no internet. Would be willing to steal a desert kot, though. Then snuggle somewhere more chill.

>>43476936
I don't like the heat or the desert. Can't a choco wan just come to me? I'll get her a sandbox if I have to.

>>43476936
I prefer to live in a place where I'm not going to be red like an oni after going outside for a few minutes. I can't stand the heat and it's nice to have greenery around.

>>43476950
I want to make living beings with the dead, if you know what I mean

>>43476976
Have you considered settling by a lake formed along one of the many tributaries of the great river De-Nial? There's greenery and shade and swimming and crocodiles

>>43476982
You mean like Frankenstein?

>>43476966
>>43476985
I will bring back what's good from those forsaken lands into Europe just like my ancestors

>>43476950
I usually hate the mommy shit but wights or the only mgs I'd unironically call mommy

>>43476949
Men don't pay taxes the wives do

>>43476958
Then go for a nice desert cow follower of Hathor, or a desert kot, or a desert elf, or a desert succubus, etc you have many choices

>>43476966
>>43476972
>>43476976
The inside of Not!egyptian buildings are designed to have a very nice temperature no heat at all.
>and it's nice to have greenery around.
Oasis are very green!

>>43477016
>intimidated by anubis clerks, try to leave administrative office under guide of "just taking a vacation tour"
>hurriedly exit front door while trying to feign ignorance on phone
>accidentally knock over tall priest of hathor onto her ass
>suddenly receive several glares from guard jackals/crocs
>try to help hathor priestess back to her feet
>she's a huge softie and just holds me and cries for a while when she's back on her feet
>babbles something about "repenting for my sins against priesthood" and "demands my education on hathor vows"

>>43477050
Looks like a high price whore + horse

>>43477063
Whorse?

>>43477059
You should definitely follow her to the temple and do what she says

>>43477091
Eheh funny cat with funny jokes

>>43477091
Please let this be a normal field trip

>>43477116
Nope. Today's field trip is a tour through sandworm-chan's digestive tract

>>43477116
With the haku?!
No way!

how retarded should foxgirls be before it stops being cute?

Ill go to the snowzone instead

>>43476945
>>43476918
My MANS, gentlemen of thee most refined taste. I too want to bury my face and nose into a musty centaur donut and horsepussy.

>>43476986
Yeah but one that comes out of a zombie's womb after 9 months, if you catch my drift

>>43477222
homework is for nerds, I'm hanging out with the cool kids instead

>>43477267
These delinquent gangs are getting out of hand

>>43477195
Do corpses are capable of gestation?

>>43477287
All monsters can have kids.
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by mamono mana. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

Walking into wintersville in a short sleeved shirt!

>>43477307
Of course, Gotes can have kids twice over.

>>43477287
No, they are dead.

>>43477081
whoa, a fairy. i should let her in

>>43477173
Not just fox girls but the ideal amount of retardation is 'did whippets regularly in grade six and is now dumb enough to be a natural airhead' level of dumb

>>43477081
Surely the glass will keep me safe

>>43477091
It's a really nice pic, I like this cat a lot.

>>43477267
>>43477285
The kot gang is the only cool one.

She told me I was trespassing Dark Elf territory and proceeded to tie me up. Now she's dragging me off somewhere and telling me I'm to be punished for my offense! Dark Elves are so mean! What's she going to do to me!? I don't wanna die!

>>43477359
You do realize that it's a Rule 63 of Carlos from The Magic School Bus, right?
https://magicschoolbus.fandom.com/wiki/Carlos_Ram%C3%B3n

>>43477366
Why didn't you tie her up?

>>43477285
I'm going to join the kiki gang

>>43477370
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck. Fuck fuck fuck what the fuck I hate it. Why why why I just want a tomboy cat, is It too much too ask ?

>>43477379
tiny paws

Cursed sword story/doodle

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47152939/chapters/118803481

Happy reading!

>>43476142
I think that's a normal reaction. A lot of modern men are so distanced from genuine affection that when they receive it they can't help but be unsettled at a potential catch, trick, or something else.

>>43477395
You can call him tom If you want

>>43477406
Nice, hope this femcel get a happy ending.

>>43476416
I can't truly enjoy that doujin because of that aspect. He focuses way too much on that

>>43477408
I going to bash You skull if You keep adding on this nightmarish mistake of mine, NIGGERWOMAN HELP MEEEEEEEEE

>>43476142
Anon, just get a dog. It's basically the same thing in terms of affection.
Just don't fuck it unless it asks you to.

>>43476397
I saw a different version of that one LN Lilim handholding picture get over 100k likes on twitter once. Sometimes it's weird where MGs from MGE or elsewhere end up

>>43477366
Just be a big goof and she will release you in embarrassment
No elf wants a deredere slave

>>43477421
>Just don't fuck it unless it asks you to.

leaf hours

>>43477431

>>43477443
Cute birdy

>>43477370
>Gyaru hakutaku explaining the female reproductive system to anon

>>43477429
Oh nice, someone actually drew my retarded request

>>43477431
Eurovision is on. Lots of alps

>>43477419
I thought this was a puzzle piece at first glance. Mostly because I saw an anubis.

>>43477480
>portals open up
>most European 'men' go Alp
Heh

>>43477429
Imagine embarrassing your Dark Elf wife by wearing a shirt with her aheagao face on it in public

I pray the hags do not find me, I will not be able to resist

>>43477472
Same person happend to draw one of my requests, too!
> Miss Ushi being maximum cute.

>>43477429
>ummm slavehusband, could you please TRY to look miserable and unhappy for ONE FUCKING MINUTE?
>all my friends are mocking me

>>43477519
>anon makes an attempt to look meek and subservient
>but then he puts on his 'Master <3' headband
>can't keep the grin off his face and keeps bragging to the other slave slavehusbands about how cute his master is
>Dark elf wife is dying from embarrassment

>>43477406
Gotta remember to check it out later, 15k is gonna take a while.

>>43477407
Such a sad fate, for many tens of millions, if not hundreds.

I am done, MG waifus are one of the only things that keep me going.

>>43477657
I really dislike shogs but this makes me happy

>>43477657
How do shogs even give birth?

>>43477673
Get a new passion

>>43477660
way more than that, billions more like
Personally i'm the same

>>43477430
Blessed doggirls. Wish they'd be genetically engineered for domestic ownership already. Give me InuPara.

>>43477688
they have at least two options; the classical slime division or generating wombs as necessary

>>43477718
Shogs strike me as the kind to just... grow a womb. Or multiple.

>>43477714
They're too good and pure for this world

>>43477713
>>43477660
>>43477407
>*anxious bogey noises.*

>>43477722
>Autonomous pregnancy
[ Shub Niggurath intensifies ]

>>43477739
Bogey has more men than she knows what to do with.

>>43477722
With a fractal womb, each sperm can be guided to its own egg.
>YFW every shog currently in existence is the result of one guy's load that won't even be shot for another twenty years

>>43477744
Literally. Send help, the poor girl doesn't know how to help them all...

>>43477724
very sexo

>>43477747
I feel pity for the man that was forced to breed a shoggoth before the transformation.

What would miss Bogie do if she found you trying to sneakily watch her circus show without paying for a ticket?

>>43477768
There wasn't one die to eldritch time shenanigans. I bet it could've made a fantastic onahole for him if it were necessary though.

>>43477406
I finish it, nice even if it's bitter sweet. I hope that things in your life go better

>>43477411
Ehhe, she's just grumpy. Very grumpy
>>43477586
Ye and its the first part only
>>43477797
Thanks!

>>43477776
Trying to watch Miss Bogie's show without paying for a ticket results in you being apart of her show.

>>43477744
>Bogey overhears some other monster girls talking about men from our world and interjects
>"Wait, they don't get hugs?"
>"Not from what I've heard. Apparently the few hugs they do get tend to not be very affectionate."
>"A pat on the head or shoulder? A compliment at the very least?"
>The monster girls exchange a troubled expression with each other before looking back at the Bogey...and solemnly shake their head, no.
>This stuns the Bogey into silence and number of questions flood her mind all at once, the main one being "How can they live like that?"

>>43477768
I'm sure they're happily married now, with several million children he's still learning the names of.

>>43477816
You will do something with the wan and Batcat?

>>43477768
>>43477854
>pre-transformation shoggoth simply desired to produce as many more of itself as it could
>post-transformation shoggoths tend to do it in a way where they have a thousand children over ten thousand years
>this way is better for hubby, don't want to completely overwhelm him

>>43477848
>How can they live like that
They can't

>>43477848
Fuck You, I drinking a few more glass now. It hurts to much

>stuck waiting in line at the MGC DMV
>standing behind a centaur
>have to stare at that for who knows how long
Why are they allowed to get away with this? Even jubjubs have enough decency to wear panties.

>>43477848
hahaha
i'm in pain again(it never actually left I was just ignoring it)

>cant even remember the last time I got a compliment
Yeah if the portals open so will the floodgates

I will aspire to use technology like a mad scientist to close the portals if they should ever open. I will go Dr. Wily on that shit but not because I'm evil or actually want to succeed but because I want to be foiled by heroic Monsters at the end of my villain arc where they defeat me while I'm piloting some giant battle robot or something and then given the worst punishment possible that Monsters can think of for having tried to close the portals.

>>43474531
>>43475468
I'm a simple man; when I see fat hag ass I have to start eating her out.

>>43477948
Suck it up

>>43477470
You had me at gyaru Hakutaku. I'd be teachers pet and proud of it.

>>43477978
I will suck up all the milk from whatever hag finds me first

What would be the best opposite sex equivalent of the word "woman" when used in a sentence like "woman, get me a beer"? "Husband" is the best I can think of, but it has slightly different connotations. "Man" makes her sound like a dork or a stoner, and "male" doesn't feel right.

>>43477429
I want to be a deredere househusband to an ancient evil warlord MG!

>>43478014
Man-thing. Meat pole.

>>43478014
Establish dominance by telling the amazon to get you a beer instead

>>43478024
>Man-thing
What is she? a skaven?

>>43478014
"Husband" sounds pretty fitting for a monstergirl to say. I like to think they'd simply enjoy the sound of it, "husband."

>>43478047
You can take one for yourself from the fridge when you go bring hers.

>>43478014
Dude

Would you go to a bed and breakfast ran by a big, freckly ole Troll?

>>43478067
I'd end up bringing one and drinking it myself. I'm all about having a slight rebellious streak when it comes to monsters like amazons

>>43478054
I see no clear distinction.

>>43478054
I wanna make a skaven monster girl joke but I feel like we would start entering furry territory since that's all the art of female skaven there is.

>>43478081
Isn't that usually more of a couple's thing? I mean, I guess I'd go, though. I bet trolls make amazing food.

>>43478081
My Troll neighbor told me she can show me how to bake such delicious pies like hers. She said we were going to start with creampies! I don't know how to make those but I'm excited to learn how to bake!

>>43478014
"Get me a beer, dick"

>>43477877
If you mean giving them a happy ending, inside the cursed sword story, yes. Giving them a whole new story would be too much, maybe much much later. I already have an another half-finished new story, a dark elf one, also I wanna continue Andy, then maybe take requests later.

>>43478100
>Skaven is just a tribe of feral Mice girls that infest the underground
Just treat it like that regardless of what most people think.

>>43478100
I have some cute skaven art.
https://files.catbox.moe/aeldfs.png
It's proper kemono, feel free to post it here.

43478126
I hate you. Die in a grease fire.

>>43478137
why

>>43478126
>tries to bait others into posting furshit
>too much of a pussy to do it himself and uses catbox
So schizo mick is now scared of getting banned, interesting

>>43478137
Anon, I don't want to be too crude, but you are very autistic.

>>43478014
This one is good. >>43478117 I feel like the implied alternative meaning is very natural. Buck or stud might be appropriate too. Implying a, he's property, and b, only valuable because of his cum

>>43478081
Whatever you do when around Trolls don't ask them if you could get a drink of milk. They won't bring you a bottle or glass, they'll start unbuttoning their blouse.

>>43478151
Oh my God will you shut the fuck up already
Also get a different insult, you stick out like a sore thumb.

>>43478166
>>43478146
Kill yourself furrypaddy
Go rape a pitbull and get your dick bit off

>>43478119
>Skaven is just a tribe of feral Mice girls that infest the underground
>Get told there is no ratgirls under the city
>One comes out just a few moments later
>"Man-thing want gold-shiny? Give-share some of man-thing let rat-rat use his dick-dick"
>Anon ended up as the father of a whole new brood after that night

>>43478118
I see, better like that
>Dark elves
I will pass on that one
>Andy
Nice, I like a lot this story.
Your drawings are nice too

>>43478014
Depends on the monster and how you two behave in the relationship.

>>43478166
>Oh my God will you shut the fuck up already
After you crawl back to /trash/, you unfunny shitposting faggot

>>43478186
Thanks. I made the OP pic too
the dark elf one will be gentle femdom at most because I'm unable do make a hard one, since I'm not into that either.

>>43478230
That's you? Damn you improved, good job anon.

It's dinner time (ish) in the US. Post mamono with food? It's not a sex thing.

>>43478262

>>43478271
Are those the bondage fairies? That takes me back. WAY back.

>>43478262
>It's not a sex thing.
Then why do I end up eating oysters, eel, turtle, chocolate and ginger nightly?

>>43478262

>>43478271
I already saw this two fairy. Good shit if I remember well

>>43478276
I don't know. Miss Hellhound just tells me I need to "carboload" and doesn't care about the details.

>>43478262

Imagine a loli Demon in a white sundress that lets you see her blue skin and white bra and panties through it.
Then imagine her taking the dress off and the white underwear being half see-through too.

>>43478304
I prefer my lolis to dress modestly thank you very much
it makes taking them off much more satisfying

This summer heat is way too hot, I feel like I'm going to die of a heat stroke, and there's no Monsters that can save me either because all the cold ones only live up north where it's snowy. I'm a goner...

>>43478301
Ooooh, that lady snek has fruit. That's always a good thing and she seems really safe and I'm sure the fruit is, too.

>>43478312
Wurm can take you underground where it's colder.

>>43478247
Thanks.
My limit is probably that pink haired muscle wolf tho I posted some threads ago.

>>43478312
maybe you can find one in their summer home

>>43478262

>>43478126
Those are pretty cute.

>>43478301
I can see the two bite marks, still gonna eat but men she's really taking me for a retard. Maybe It's her way to say fuck off You are too dumb.

>>43478174
>>43478225
>everybody I hate is one person
You are retarded and autistic

>>43478341
Yes

>>43478337
Feel free to ingest apopis venom in front of her as she will not understand why doesn't it work. Cute dorks.

>>43478354
heh stupid sneks not knowing the difference between poison and venom

>>43478262
Spicy BurgerWan.

>>43478354
Yeah the apple felt funny, must be spoiled too. I will now eat those shrooms that a chesh gave. Something about raging good or a a similar wordplay

>>43478358
Lick a red frog girl for a good time.

>>43478386
in more ways than one

>>43478358
The joke's on you because a 1000+ pound snake can easily overpower a human even without venom. The apple was just a trick to get close to you.

>>43478395
I'll pump myself up and myself look bigger so the snake will be too scared to attack

>>43478309
Consider that the dress would be mostly modest if it weren't for the strongly contrasting erotic skin color.
In my opinion lolis in modest clothes and lewd underwear is the top tier combination, it has some major fun of discovery to it.

>>43474380

>>43478401
I'm trying to imagine you doing this as anything OTHER than just masturbating while making eye contact and I can't.
[spoilers]That'll totally work, so do it.[/spoilers]

Me telling an Angel that I don't believe in the divine and am an enlightened atheist.

>>43478474
>the angle not even trying to debate you
>she just takes you Haku-sensei and declares she's 'got a real dumb one' for her

Here's a English version of the Doujin

>>43478474
> Miss Angel looks mad.
> Eventually smirks.
> Grabs you and flies off with you.
> Drops you onto an abandoned shrine.
> A weird-looking kitsune peaks out at you as the angel abandons you to your fate.
> "As your people say, Anon..."
"There's no atheists in a foxhole."

>>43478474
Me painting regular arrows to look like gold arrows and putting them in a cupid's quiver when she isn't looking,

>>43478347
Big paws can't use computers!

>>43478551
Lies! Big paws can computer it up just like the rest of us!

>go to the kiki /academy/ thread on 4mon
>spam pictures of broken vases, spilled milk, shredded couches, torn curtains, broken windows, tables smothered with spilled flour, coffee stains on rugs and chairs, wooden tables with sweat circles and webms of orcs splashing mud all over a nice house and messing it up
>the kiki posters grimace and raeg
>get away with it because there's no kiki extremists due to them all being very softhearted so I have no fear of any kikis trying to track me down and rape me for this

>>43478495
d's expression in the last panel
>what the fuck you said

>>43478577
If someone makes a spelling mistake on 4mon, they get hit with "ok meaty paws"

>>43478602
don't samefag

>>43478495
haha yeah thats totally weird yeah... not having a GF by 16?! what a weirdo!
Not like me no
Nope not like me....

>>43478495
Druella looks so cute and erotic.

>>43476936
I'm white

>>43478665
So?

>>43478596
>there's no kiki extremists
How innocent.

Remember: A succubus blowing a kiss at you isn't just playful flirting, it's also powerful charm magic.

>>43478665
Pale skinned light eyed boys have a very high value in the desert kingdoms' slave markets anon. You may end as the husband of a high priestess, or the pharaoh's chief guard, or the pharaoh herself!

Totally not what I'd want to happen to me

>>43478495
I care not for the plot but GOD DAMN DRUELLA LOOKS SMOKING HOT AS FUCK UNF

>>43478707
She doesn't look extremist at all, look at that innocent smile on her face.

>>43478728
Can lilim mind break you over the Internet?

>>43478508
> Apparently some anonymous coward snuck normal wooden arrows into a cupid's quiver and she somehow failed to notice, so she spent half the day murdering people with perfect heart shots.
> There hasn't been a mass casualty event since the portals--everyone is freaking the fuck out.
> The skies suddenly darken as a wave of banshees descend on the city.
> And you're getting EVERYTHING on camera!
> You and your ace reporter are FINALLY going to be able to jumpstart their careers and move on to a real media market.

>>43476936
I would rather live in Winterstown

>>43476936
Living in the desert isn't something I find appealing.

>No lim mad scientist that is making hybrid monster girl species and 'testing' them on the surrounding environment.
>Wyvern/Mantis that is whisper quiet before snatching men.
>Hellhound/Raiju mixes that have the ferocity and strength of the devil dog while generating massive amounts of electricity.
>Medusa/Gazer hybrids that don't just paralyze but can also shoot beams
>Some are naturally born, others are monsters that offered themselves up for experimentation for a chance at a husband.
>Even the lim herself shows the hallmarks of her experimentation with dragon scales for protection and the obvious muscle mass added from an oni.
>In fact, saying she's even a Lilim at this point is dubious at best.
Science may have gone too far.

>>43478733
She's embarrassed that mastah caught her trying on her old extremist armor

>>43478761
Tell me more about the medusa / gazer.

>>43476936
>Welder in the Desert Kingdom
Yeah, no thank you.

>>43478771
>Medusa except her hair 'sneks' are now a nest of gazer eyes.
>Her own eyes have fuzed into one big one.
>Still tsundere and has the snake half.
>Aside from her petrifying gaze she can fire scorching rays, hypnotic beams, ice rays, can see through illusions or invisibility, and even put one to sleep
>Most importantly she has the gazer's shark teeth.

>>43478596
> Most Kikis are nice and "domesticated."
> When you tirelessly shitposted, they had to call for backup from the Old Country.
> You awaken one morning to find your home has been violently broken into.
> And a Kiki with a Zweihander is grimly staring you down.
> "Your house filthy. Also, your front door is gone."
> "I fix."
> "Then I make pierogies."
> She waves the sword at you menacingly.
> "No run."
> "If run, no pierogies."

>>43478761
I wouldn't mind having a Wonderland Hellhound, would love to be bullied by her physically while Cheshire bullies my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-GhkfrfqZ0

>>43478786
Oooooooh, you had my curiosity at "still tsundere", but you kept the gazer teeth. You're a wise one, Miss Lilim.

somebody is being naughty on the internet

>>43478717
Magic not required

>>43478792
That sounds less like a hybrid and more like a regional variant of a hellhound.
Still good but not the same.

>>43478796
She knows what to keep and what to discard.
She also gets annoyed at people telling her to just hybridize everything with Holstaurs.

>"Not everything needs massive tits dammit! And mine were just as part of the experiment, thats it!"

>Hot, steamy, danuki breath

Keeping cool on this hot day!

>>43478790
>Then I make pierogis
Fuckin' ringed.