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Extreme eyefinity for magic.

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>> No.41705791
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41705791

>>41705782

>> No.41705795

>>41705754

>> No.41705812

>>41705795
Is that a recent tweet?
I thought the whole idea of a Bicorn promoting Ntr/Harem was that she gets more dark-mana from a busy Husbando than a vanilla monogamous one?

>> No.41705820

>>41705812
Bicorn are a mistake. Like dark elves and the furry ones.

>> No.41705833

>>41705791
She's very pretty but that is a LOT of monster

>> No.41705845

>>41705820
>dark elves
Why? they are just elves for people into harder femdom variants.

>> No.41705866

>>41705845
and incest

>> No.41705877

>>41705812
is at the end of the Encyclopedia Entry for Bicorn.
Just want to figuer out if other bicorns are treated just the same as any other monster in the harem, when it comes to the "mana flow".

>> No.41705894
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41705894

>>41705753
I might risk a Mershark BJ but it takes trust to let your Dragon-waifu go down
>great balls of fire

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>she sees you succumbing to her venom

>> No.41705916

>>41705894
Mamono fire on your dick will just feel funny, just don't wear anything and don't sit on anything flammable.

>> No.41705938
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https://files.catbox.moe/cxr4jt.mp4
Been meaning to get her animated for quite some time so special thanks to Vada for this.

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41705951

>>41705916
or find a dragon that breathes lightning

>> No.41706016

Gonna make a powerpoint to try to explain to my bicorn wife why monogamy is better.

>> No.41706059
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41706059

Ideas what to draw?

>> No.41706061

>>41705877
Yeah, its an unknown effect.
There were a few ideas here that an Anon could game the Bicorn=Ntr system by having a harem solely of other Bicorns, so hes simultaneously cucking all the others every time he fucks one of them, but that doesn't fit with the 'mana-cocktail' idea.
It seems that it sets a practical limit to Bicorn harems to avoid taking over all of MGC, but whether making your 6th waifu a second Bicorn means you get another 4 waifus, then another Bicorn.... there has to be a practical limit on the Anon sharing his time with them all anyway.

>> No.41706071

>>41706059
Yeti in a Wolverine costume

>> No.41706076

>>41706059
Bicorn Katamari

>> No.41706085

>>41705951
I bet Wurms can hold their breath for a long time.
>>41706059
Gonna ask for the thing from the previous thread: >>41703540

>> No.41706086

>>41706059
The 'guy looks back' meme but its a Unicorn-waifu and a passing Bicorn

>> No.41706117

>>41706061
wasn't the practical limit the man basically getting no pleasure until he's fucked all of them? seems counter productive to add more when you're just frustrated that you have to conga line through like 20 manamo just to get off. And even then, accounting into the fact that some of them might be incredibly impatient might stop from adding even more

>> No.41706124

>>41706059
Dancing gremlin calling an elf ugleh.

>> No.41706131
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41706131

>>41705877
My guess is that the Bicorns will count towards each others harem limit (max 6 women, including Bicorn) so 1 Bicorn has a limit of 6 women, 2 Bicorns has a limit of 10, 3 Bicorns has a limit of 12, 4 Bicorns has a limit of 12, 5 Bicorns has a limit of 10 and 6 Bicorns has a limit of 6. On a tangentially related note, my Bicorn wife wants to be part of a harem where all the other women are former humans that we monsterize together.

>> No.41706132

>>41705894
those sad little wings

>> No.41706196

>>41705820
Bicorns don't make any sense. Like, at all, even their gimmick is a bit of a joke since it' isn't like they have exclusive access to harems.

>> No.41706217

>>41706061
>>41706131
Thanks for answering.
After some thinking I have come to this conclusion: you would be limited by how few bicorns might exist out there.
I mean, what unicorn would marry a guy already with a bicorn, wouldn't it be weird if they just gave away their own purity so easily?
Unicorns seek virgins, and only become Bicorns when their own partner is impure.
Bicorns can't attract another bicorn into the harem, since they are created when already married.

>> No.41706218

>>41705820
I like them, I just wish you didn't have to betray a unicorn to get them

>> No.41706231

>>41706131
So you like used goods. It explains why you also like bicorn, faggot

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>>41706196
Nurarihyon is op.

>> No.41706258
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>>41706231
Monsterization is one of my favorite parts of the setting.

>> No.41706260

>>41706196
Their gimmick isn't really harems, but rather corruption of purity to the extreme MGE allows.

>> No.41706263

>>41706117
>>41706131
You also have to factor in that most Mamono are going to want to hold out for an Anon of their own.
Even if Anons are scarce, and Bicorns are supposed to be skilled at luring in fresh waifus, its only going to be lowly or poor-self-esteem mamonos who are going to settle for only getting 1/6th of a polluted Anon.
So the likely harem candidates aren't likely to be haughty nobles - Lilims, Wights, Vamps- or other prestige species, or species that are very highly momoganous - Unicorns, Hebis - they're going to be desperate Hags or the species no other Anon wants.
>your Bicorn harem is a Hag Dragon, a Cu Sith, an Alp, a Mimic and a Crab.

>> No.41706271

>>41706231
former humans aren't 100% always used goods, though?

>> No.41706275
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>>41706260
pfff, she can't even do that. There isn't a single girl in mge that isn't about corruption into a sex crazed slut.

Even Anubis have a line for it.

>> No.41706279

>>41706271
I'd say it's damn close to a sure bet, though, in his defense. Unless they monsterized at twelve or some shit.

>> No.41706309

>>41706263
>no cait sith because rulers have standards
grim. Enjoy your devil bug goblin harem. Might get lucky and snag an imp who just wants some playmates.
>>41706279
I am unsure if young children who monsterize count as 2human4me. Probably not, casual sex isn't something that crosses their minds. It's staggering how many adult women view sex as just something you have every other week with someone.

>> No.41706318

>>41706275
It's hard to get more extreme than corrupting a symbol of purity, though.

>> No.41706329

>>41706271
>I only have 96% of getting poison when drinking a glass water
>Let's drink it after not all of them are poison
>Repeat ad vitam eternal
It's thanks to peoples like you that we live everyday a little more in a nightmare (i'm not speaking about the horse one)

>> No.41706363

>>41706217
Unicorns will only marry Virgin Anons.
Okay, thats simple.
But as this board shows even full-wizard 30yo KLVs can be perverts and lust after multiple mamonos.
Its then a practical question of what kind of mamonos will cheat with an Anon who's already married to a Unicorn?
So even if a Uni's husbando is a sleazebag perving on other mamonos, what are the chances he gets to physically cheat?
I guess there might be a few horny desperate mamonos, or weird circumstances like full-moon in-heat etc that might lower their resistances.

>> No.41706366

Projecting your 3d prejudices onto a fantasy pseudo JRPG land and where the largest human faction is a pre-modern super-puritanical society is quite silly.

>> No.41706410

>>41706380
Geez, at least get a Dragon and an Eagle-harpy squeezing a Tanuki.
That's so off-thread its pathetic.

>> No.41706419
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41706419

I came here to talk about succubus titties, not whatever the fuck this is.

>> No.41706417

41706380
>off-topic image
>false whitepilling

>> No.41706422

>>41706380
Why would you /pol/ faggots do this?

>> No.41706430

>>41706419
Can we talk about her abs too?

>> No.41706431

>>41706419
Now this is a succubus I can get behind

>> No.41706437

>>41706410
/pol/tards seem to have become more obnoxious lately

>> No.41706438

>>41706419
too manly

>> No.41706446

41706380
Fuck off and off topic pic
>>41706366
I'm speaking post portal and here. After a few weeks how can you tell the difference. They will lie and hide themselves between true blood mamono.

>> No.41706456

>>41706410
You mean a beargirl and a harpy?

>> No.41706457

>>41706430
Talking about her abs is very acceptable.
Especially what you would do to with it.

>>41706431
Well, that's an invitation for doggy style if I ever heard one.

>> No.41706460

41706419
That's a man, fuck off

>> No.41706463

>>41706419
>hey anon, wanna know how I got these scars?

>> No.41706467

>>41706437
Yeah, at least /mlpol/ had some fun to it, and clever mixing of memery from both.
>modern /pol is just cancer, and I don't mean the cute little crabgirl.

>> No.41706478

>>41706456
Or even at least do "Do you know they have Jinkos?"

>> No.41706486

>>41706463
I do, actually.

>> No.41706491

>41706380
>41706465
At least put some effort to pretend you're not an outsider.
>>41706456
Bear girls unfortunately get bearly any attention.

>> No.41706493

>>41706437
Election season so they feel obliged to push their normalfag bullshit on everyone else.

>> No.41706503

What if I walked up to a ghoul and told her that I'm about to precum?

>> No.41706532

>>41706460
Do you think any monster girl with even a hint of muscle is a man?
Actually, don't answer.

>> No.41706541

(You) can't derail a thread, unless anon wants you to derail their thread.
Yuri bezmenov, on the nature of complain posting.
>>41706503
Anon, let's be frank, they would have tried to pin you down long before you got to speak.

>> No.41706549

>>41706493
more like ever since Putin's invasion of ukraine turned out to be a constant ass raping of the russian army

>> No.41706560

>>41706532
Not him, but if /fit/ shows us anything there's going to be a lot of buff Alps with big pecs and lats.

>> No.41706562

>>41706532
No, but someone with this kind of jawlines and haircut is. Faggot.

>> No.41706570
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41706570

>>41706532
I bet that retard thinks Jinko and Minotaur are men.

>> No.41706580
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41706580

>>41706491
At least one good artist really likes them, so they have that going for them.

>> No.41706584

>>41706532
that's way more than just a hint of muscle

>> No.41706593

>>41706562
Damn, you're picky

>> No.41706594

>>41706562
>the haircut makes it a man
That's even more retarded than what I expected from you. Impressive.

>> No.41706596

>>41706503
Process of precumming is barely noticeable itself, getting the erection that it comes with is going to get her attention anyway.

>> No.41706606

>>41706580
I could 'do a Putin' and ride that bear with my shirt off.

>> No.41706616

>>41706584
I know, I was just being hyperbolic to prove a point.
His later posts showed that was not even needed.

>> No.41706621
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41706621

>>41706562
Behold! A man!

>> No.41706644

>>41706446
If they are functionally indistinguishable from mamono and they are gonna replace normal women then what does it matter? That said I'd strongly prefer one from their world "pureblooded" or not. It feels just really weird imagining actual normal people mixed with a niche hentai setting.

>> No.41706646

>>41706594
No, I'm not retarded. Only dykes and men have this kind of haircut. Both are gay.

>> No.41706649

>>41706621
No girl horse would have such thickly defined horse legs

>> No.41706669
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41706669

>>41706606
Not your pants?

>> No.41706673

>>41706621
What a strange looking bicorn

>> No.41706675
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41706675

>>41706580
Bless him for helping us bear with this.
>>41706621
That's not a Cockatrice with her feathers plucked.

>> No.41706687

>>41706646
>Only dykes and men have this kind of haircut.
>Both are gay.
So... you're gay?
Well, I'm sure you'll make a nice Alp anon. I'm happy for you.

>> No.41706696

>>41706059
Smug Chesh

>> No.41706701

>>41706644
Their past is not magically erased by transforming. Think about it, they have to be transformed and controled by an alien force (mana) to stop being whores.

>> No.41706703
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41706703

This chicken crosses the road to get to you.
What would you?

>> No.41706705
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41706705

>>41706329
>we live everyday a little more in a nightmare
>>41706621
Every day I could be a little more in that Nightmare
>she really needs updated art, I like Cents but the colour and 'smooth bulbous' art style makes her a little too close to having an /mlp/ cutie-mark

>> No.41706709

>>41706562
I could see if it you were talking about how top heavy that image is, the arms especially, but the hair and jawline?

>> No.41706720

>>41706687
No, dykes are literally gay while liking men is gay. Why can't comprehend simple things like that. Catpcha : JMJGAY

>> No.41706725

>>41706703
Pick her up and bearhug her.

>> No.41706733

>>41706669
Obviously, but the /jp/mon/pol/ crossover would be shirtless.

>> No.41706740

>>41706703
Stomp the ground and make loud ouga bouga noses, she will flee

>> No.41706741

>>41706720
>Why can't comprehend simple things like that.
If you learned how to spell it would help.

>> No.41706762

>>41706703
Imagine Anon covering his eyes while being surrounded by a pack of short Cockatrices, while they keep giggling circling around to get eye contact and paralyze him.

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41706764

>>41705782

>> No.41706774

>>41706446
That's why it's important to meet her parents before you commit. If they have any old family photos then you know immediately if she used to be human.

>> No.41706812

>>41706596
>Anon has a boner in the undead slums
Won't last more than 2 minutes.

>>41706703
She may look like an extremist and a sadist, but what is she gonna do? Peck my cheek with aggressive kisses?
Cockatrices are a joke.

>> No.41706832

>>41706709
It's just the usual guy who explodes on whatever is topical at the time.
>>41706701
Much brainwashing. A bit of a problem in the setting is that kcs human girls aren't horrible people as default. I don't know if mamano mana actually has the capability to make 3d have good personalities, even if it can force monogamy through some kind of semen addiction deal.

>> No.41706836

>>41706493
It wasn't that bad during 2020 which was surprising and made me hope that this shit would stop being a problem.

>> No.41706847

>>41706836
as has been said it wasnt just elections but russia invading ukraine now its close to election series so theyre having two effects that increase shtposting

>> No.41706854

>>41706832
I wasn't thinking about brainwashing

>> No.41706857
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41706857

Oh no, every adventuring Anon’s mortal enemy

>> No.41706864
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41706864

>ywn be a lowly Order soldier that gets "bullied" by two dark braves and their overwhelming power
>making you cum and fall onto your knees just from their sheer power
>disarming you, licking your sword seductively and making your clothes fall off
>hip-checking you between themselves
>or shoving you with their asses
>drain kiss loop

>> No.41706868

>>41706857
>not making your fox gf a party member

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41706897

>>41706857
Oh no, I cannot stand against a fox's genuine love...

>> No.41706899
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41706899

I want to convince a gullible pigeon harpy that she's a descendant of a legendary T-rex queen.

>> No.41706920

>>41706864
>all while anon-kun desperately tries to maintain the facade of a fearless warrior
>it only makes them hornier though

>> No.41706929

>>41706864
And it's a good thing.

>> No.41706930

>>41706812
>extremist Cockatrice paralyzes Anon
>rapes him with ferocity of a Hellhound
>smugly whispers in his ear "Nobody will believe you"
>gets up to leave, starts walking away from Anon covered in sex fluids
>"Oh, don't worry, I'm not ditching you. If you wish to see me again, just come back here later, and we can do it again. I know you will, you thirsty little bitch."

>> No.41706957

>>41706930
Why do you have to make everything around femdom, even race that aren't made for it.

>> No.41706960

>>41706930
>>gets up to leave, starts walking away from Anon covered in sex fluids
>not tackling her from behind and taking your vengeance on her womb

>> No.41706979

>>41706864
>get interrogated by a bogey and a manticore doing the good cop/bad cop routine

>> No.41706983

>>41706920
>all while anon-kun desperately tries to maintain the facade of a fearless warrior
Absolute perfection,

>> No.41706984

>>41706930
>she walks away
>Anon " Cockatrice? That wasn't even cock-a-twice"
>she stops and turns back...

>> No.41707061

>>41706957
I don't always do, just sounds like a nice scenario.
>>41706960
Paralysis is still up. You can turn tables on her during the next encounter, if you come prepared.
>>41706979
>Manticore wants to be the good cop this time

>> No.41707144

>>41706124
>elf
if you're referencing what i think you're referencing then it's gotta be a Bunyip

>> No.41707177

>>41706478
>>41706847
>>41706549
why is Russia living rent-free in your head? do you have something that you want to share with the rest of the class?

>> No.41707183

>>41705951
I am sure that would be an electrifying relationship

>> No.41707230
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41707230

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.41707244

41707230
fuck off

>> No.41707257
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>>41707177
/jp/mge stopped giving a shit about the Russ/Ukie war after there were no reports of hot Ukie Kikis coming out as displaced refugees and needing foster-homes to clean

>> No.41707267

> 41707244
At least he's on topic, if boring with it.

>> No.41707284

>>41707267
and? still dont give a shit and all that rl /pol/shit doesnt belong here

>> No.41707301
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>>41707244
I wanna sniff danuki breath every day, multiple times a day

>> No.41707300

>>41707257
I really can't express how sad I am that the war hasn't triggered the portals so I can get a cute wife.
I'll settle for anything from imp to succubus to sith, just please. Open them.

>> No.41707302

>>41707244
Why?

>> No.41707310

>>41707302
fucking spammed at once every fucking thread
>>41707301
k, make something like art or text with that fetish in mind instead of posting the same shit over and over again

>> No.41707312

>>41707301
That's gross.

>> No.41707321

>>41707310
He did move onto a second image.

>> No.41707327

>>41707310
I've done text before, and I can't art.

>>41707312
How so?

>> No.41707336

What does danuki breath smell like?

>> No.41707337

>>41707321
read my comment again slowly
>>41707327
k, do it again and again and again and again till you make your perfect idea. till then dont post

>> No.41707342

>>41707310
I don't think I want to see art related to it.

>> No.41707353

>>41707336
Shrimp tempura, tea, fries rice, and for some reason paper money

>> No.41707355

>>41707267
No, we don't need shitty forced memes here

>> No.41707361

>>41707355
basically this, i fucking hate the fact no one cant post jabber art without that one faggot chiming in

>> No.41707390

>>41707337
If you wanna see the story go back in the archives to read it.

>>41707342
It'd just be danuki holding anon's face and breathing slowly and heavily in it, focused on his nose. And maybe licking his nose and taking it into her mouth and breathing yet again. Before finishing off with a wet kiss to the mouth.

Yeah, a bit weird, but nothing compared to the shit you'd see on /d/ or worse

>> No.41707400

>>41707257
>Be Anon
>chopper insertion into Shythole-upol
>track the beacon through the mud and the wreckage
>target acquired
>the house around her is shattered, but she's on her scaly knees, still gamely trying to clear it away with a broken hearth-brush
>"I have the Kiki... I say again... I have the Kiki"
>wrap her up in the extraction harness
>one arm wrapped protectively over her sensitive ears as the chopper lifts, soft headpats with the other
>"Roger that Anon, B-52s nuking it all now... there's nothing else of value anywhere down there."
We must secure the existence of our Kiki-waifus and a future for Kiki children

>> No.41707404

>>41707390
I don't remember that story at all. Not sure how I missed it.

>> No.41707407

41707390
i just dont want see anything from you, im tired of the same shit, now fuck off

>> No.41707413

>>41707361
Cry about it. Jabber is a disgusting profile

>> No.41707423
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41707423

Little red riding hood

>> No.41707431

>>41707413
says you, multiple mouth tentacles are amazing, especially with plump juicy lips on them
>>41707423
very cute spider, would help her to get to grandmas house

>> No.41707432

>>41707404
I made one a while back too about cuddling in bed with her, under the blankets, and doing the breath sniffing. Before bed, and first thing in the morning when we wake up

>> No.41707436

>>41707423
Get a can full of insecticid

>> No.41707445

this thread should be nuked

>> No.41707447

>>41707431
she paints herself with cum.

>> No.41707449

>>41707301
SniffAnon's face when she lets out a disgusting garlic and ònions belch.

>> No.41707464

>>41707449
I'd love it. I wanna take in her hot morning breath too

>> No.41707478

>>41705938
>more POV anything
cool and good
also your waifu design is nice, good taste

>> No.41707487

>>41707449
Is she afraid of vampires or something?

>> No.41707488

>>41707449
>SniffAnon
Naming him?
Too far dude. Save it for people who make something at least.

>> No.41707500

>>41707488
What of start commissioning danuki breath pics on mass like the headsets guy fud.

>> No.41707511

>>41706059
See>>41707449

>> No.41707516

>>41707500
Still a shitty forced meme that's propped up by newfags parroting it for angry (You)s

>> No.41707530

>>41706059
Jabberwock and Bazelgeuse arguing over who's a better wife

>> No.41707531

>>41707500
I don't really want anyone making art of my danuki breath sniffing idea.

Let's just keep it text based please.

>> No.41707535

>>41707400
>B-52s nuking it all now... there's nothing else of value
If it gets the Portals open, it's finally going to be useful.

>> No.41707558

>>41707531
Hard lesson about starting things on 4chan.
Things get out of your hands easily and spiral out of control. I would know

>> No.41707566
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41707566

>>41705782
Fatty

>> No.41707569
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41707569

I need cow. I just need cow, that's it.

>> No.41707571

>>41707300
You can't expect drone grenades to open an interdimensional portal. It has to be nukes.

>> No.41707612
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>> No.41707614

>>41707487
The irony that one (((bloodsucker))) is afraid of a literal bloodsucker.

>> No.41707666

>>41707566
maybe gachashit isn't so bad for once

>> No.41707684

>>41707061
>Deputy Manticore has been on the force since the day she could sign up
>she has also been single the second longest, only beaten by Sgt. Anubis, who insists she is married to her work (despite the conspiracy board of Criminal Anon’s recent extra chaotic crime spree)
>Every single one of her partners have married
>Usually after the good cop bad cop routine
>Naturally, being a manticore, she is a perfect fit for the bad cop
>even though she ends up scaring the suspect right into the open arms of her partner, they usually end up cracking by the end
>So, she has decided for todays suspect, she gets to play the good cop, pulling seniority over her new partner
>Little does she know, todays suspect has a thing for police uniforms, handcuffs, and rough girls

>> No.41707711
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41707711

CLACK

>> No.41707769
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>> No.41707785
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>> No.41707786

>10% damage against male npcs if you marry an alp.

>> No.41707798

>>41707785
This is just like the cheshire fic that ended with them saying that mana meant they were married from the start
Monster girls and their lack of informed choice is scary.

>> No.41707801

>>41707785
She looks really excited that you're taking her for a walkie.

>> No.41707807

>>41707769
This doujin could have been good, but it was ruined by westoid interpretation of monsterization

>> No.41707819

Best singer?

>> No.41707830

>>41707819
Rob Halford

>> No.41707842

>>41707819
Me at the OL karaoke bar singing bad breakup songs

>> No.41707861
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41707861

>>41707819
Apophis.

>> No.41707870

>>41707819
Qurupeco.

>> No.41707880
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Fox Gang

>> No.41707889

>>41707819
Kikimora

>kikimora lullabies

>> No.41707898

>>41707880
>seals on tails
baka fox or baka exorcist

>> No.41707902
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>>41707880
Foxes are charlatans

>> No.41707913

>>41707898
This way the fox can't trap you in her mofu realm.

>> No.41707919

>>41707861
What's she singing? Is it Tiny Tim?

>> No.41707920

>>41707898
that's just a fashion statement at this point

>> No.41707928

>>41707919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-HdGnzYdFQ

>> No.41707943

>>41707842
>drunk bar hopping on a saturday
>find a nice karaoke barwith OLs singing
>they have very nice voices, you almost feel like you recognize them
>your turn to sing comes up
>start singing Baka Mitai because it's the only sad love song your drunk ass can think of, thanks to all the memes
>before you can even get to the refrain, your head is buried in several sets of OL cleavage
and for some reason, your boring wageslave job got less boring on the next day. but that's just a coincidence, right?

>> No.41707956

>>41707889
>>kikimora lullabies
Huh?

>> No.41707972

>>41707928
No anon (You) sing that to Impress the pharaoh

>> No.41708014
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41708014

All men should learn to appreciate the beauty of young monster girls.

>> No.41708090
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>> No.41708101
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>> No.41708109

>>41708090
very soulful boat gacha art

>> No.41708127
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>>41708090
Why are foxes like this?

>> No.41708143

>>41708127
When you get to a certain age you just stop caring.

>> No.41708150

>>41708014
>join the sabbath
>they're all pear shaped
there is no punchline, it would just be great. Flat chests and wide hips are sexy.

>> No.41708167

>>41705938
nice goat

>> No.41708171

>>41707920
think that's why oni are always wearing chains. they could, in fact, break those cuffs.

>> No.41708195
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Remember to wish your Ahamkara wife a happy birthday! Otherwise it'll just end badly for the both of you!

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>> No.41708255

>>41708101
Eros slimes make top tier wives.

>> No.41708317
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>>41703540
Somethin like that, I suppose?

>> No.41708319

>>41707920
>Fox has a pitiful magic supply
>can barely lift a teapot, let alone make it levitate
>Her foxfire looks more like a sputtering zippo lighter than the ominous glow they are supposed to have
>Anon is convinced she is a magic powerhouse because “how else could she have broken those seals all over her?”
>Those seals are purely cosmetic and sold at the local monster fashion store as the latest trend sweeping MGC

>> No.41708327

>>41706059
can I have a lilim trying to look cool with that cut out sprite bottle glasses.

>> No.41708341

>>41708319
The only seal she has that works is the one taped to her forehead, and that's just to suppress allergies.

>> No.41708351

>>41708341
>anon thinks something terrible will happen if he peels it off, like with ushi-onis
>one day they get drunk and anon decides to find out what happens
>she just sneezes in his face

>> No.41708359

What if most men are too busy, with important things like work, to be with monsters?

>> No.41708367

>>41708351
>It sets off a chain of improbable, but not impossible events that lead to anon's car getting towed, his workplace shut down by an out-of-the-blue flash flood, and his phone breaking.

>> No.41708378

>>41708196
>You get a new job
>Everyone tells you to watch out for the boss
>Finally meet her
>She's a massive breasted megane succ
>First thing she asks is if you're into older women

>>41708317
Pretty good, she looks like one of those genki shortstacks who never fail to cheer you up.

>> No.41708387

>>41708317
Going for milk chocolate, I see. I like her, but I'd make her a bit darker to make her choco nature more obvious.

>> No.41708420
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41708420

>get stopped by a fairy wearing a tiny cupid outfit aiming a tiny bow at you
>well that's cute but there's no way an arrow that size would-
>she shoots, and the arrow expands to normal size as soon as it leaves her bow
>goddamn fairies and their goddamn fairy magics

>> No.41708423

>>41708150
>momonika sabbath offshoot
>a club of young pears only

>> No.41708433

Never feed a petite harpy some candy, they go hyper

>> No.41708487

>get "recruited" as sexual relief for two dark braves
>they take turns raping you and going into battle
>right when one is done the other one arrives and rapes you until she returns and then she does the same thing

>> No.41708523

>>41708420
>Fairy shrinks you down to her size
>Grows herself to your size
>In a masculine voice, "who's the fairy now, bitch?"

>> No.41708529

>>41708433
Isn't that how you make them go pump-a-rum?

>> No.41708548

>>41708523
She's a actual Size but she seems much bigger today.

>> No.41708556
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>> No.41708559

>>41708529
No, that's when you pump her rump.

>> No.41708585
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>> No.41708730
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41708730

ded

>> No.41708731
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White boys ____ ____!

>> No.41708738

what happens if my haku teacher found out i cheated on most of my tests?

>> No.41708747
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>> No.41708780
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>>41708731
hug mice!

>> No.41708789
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41708789

>>41708731
marry whitesneks

>> No.41708801

>>41708789
ugly white granny eyebrows

>> No.41708818

>>41708801
Bushy eyebrows are one of god's greatest blessings.

>> No.41708824

>>41708789
I will only marry whitesnek if she agrees to let me inside her tail at least once a week

>> No.41708831
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41708831

Wonder what happened to that Anon who tried to evict a Fatalis from her land.

>> No.41708857

>>41708789
Oh no, she's gonna figure out I don't know how to kiss. Help /mgt/ how do you kiss a needy snake?

>> No.41708875

>>41708831
He tried to evict a Fatalis from a castle she claimed
That guy has been ultra mindbroken by that dangerous first class pussy

>> No.41708877

>7 fairy sisters have taken up residence in your home.
>They claim to be between the ages of 17 and 26
>They refuse to leave.
>They call you Mister Tall.
>They sometimes cause mischief (nothing serious)
>They're always happy
>They sleep in your bedroom, each with their own beds scattered about the room and in strange places
>They have a tendency to steal pocket change and keys
>They dislike cats and small dogs
>They always take a deep interest when you yourself play video games
>They'll all watch you and cheer you on like a cheer squad
>They may steal candy or a part of your dessert
>They love your houseplants and ask for more
>They love you most of all

>> No.41708886
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>> No.41708889

>>41708875
thats what he gets for not drinking his glass of wurm milk everyday

>> No.41708915

Reminder: All nerd monsters have fat asses so you can better bounce them on your cock or plow into them.

>> No.41708918

>>41708789
hebi kissu kissu

>> No.41708933

>>41708915
I'd do a diving headbutt into nerdhounds butt

>> No.41708950
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41708950

>>41708731
slay dragons

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41708962

>>41708731
drink milk

>> No.41708969

>>41708950
Seems difficult. I'll just go to the pet store and buy that cute purple striped cat

>> No.41708970
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41708970

Is Jabberwock the perfect wife?

>> No.41708972

>>41708933
hellhound mothers would rather protest to make rape illegal than to let their daughters become nerds

>> No.41708974

>>41708970
almost is, the best is a meaty wurm

>> No.41708984

>>41708970
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>> No.41708996

41708984
shut the fuck faggot, how are u not tired of this shit

>> No.41709005

>>41708972
Shy nerdhounds suck. Good nerdhound rapes you like a normal Hellhound, only afterwards she pulls out a Thinkpad and shows you how she riced her Linux installation.

>> No.41709018
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A sobek girl I commed

>> No.41709027
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>>41709018

>> No.41709030 [DELETED] 
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>Being called niggerwoman because of a writer from the past
Ghost of the pas never leave you

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>>41708780
I love sleep mice

>> No.41709062

>>41709050
Too boring

>> No.41709078

>>41708972
Gonna blackmail mother hellhound into paying for all the dates with her daughter by threatening to post pictures of nerdhound in frilly cosplay online!

>> No.41709080

>>41709062
Some men just want a quiet, peaceful life.

>> No.41709085

>>41709018
Cute croc
>>41709062
I bet you can have an exciting adventure if you enter the Dormouse's dream.

>> No.41709089

41709030
k

>> No.41709105

>>41709089
Sorry mate

>> No.41709114

>>41709089
You forgot the angle brackets (>>)
I gotchu: >>41709030

>> No.41709115

>>41708548
Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror, but they're actual size, as she drives away..
.>>41708875
Should've just settled down with that nice Great Jagras next door, but he just HAD to go and "reclaim his family's honor."

>> No.41709120
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41709120

you wake to find yourself face to face with a monster girl with a face like this, and as your eyes adjust, you see yourself in pics covering the walls of the room from little boy all the way to right now and how you got here.
What is your first reaction?

>> No.41709145

>>41709120
Lambast her for going overboard on the exposure, of course. Half of those pics aren't even properly developed, her camera's out of date, she's using half-rate supplies from a manufacturer of dubious repute...

Like for fuck's sake, girl, if you can't stalk someone with the right tech, then you should just try to court them like a normal woman would.

>> No.41709155

>>41709018
Ctis-Chan is a cute girl for someone that lives in a smelly swamp temple.

>> No.41709157

>>41709120
Fear and panic I guess. Grab her front horns and ask for an explanation while shaking said head

>> No.41709185

>>41709145
>She used magical photography
>>41709157
>She is stunned
>She never thought she would ever be touched by her love, they said he never existed, it was pipedream, but she knew that even eros herslef assured her He was real and he was near,.
>Eros even gave her your face and name, and this was when she was a very young girl

>> No.41709186
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>> No.41709199

>>41709185
So I got isekaied, will I be able to see my family again?

>> No.41709201

>>41709120
Be concerned about her intentions because I'm unattractive and wasn't even cute as a kid.

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>> No.41709225

>>41709199
She knows all about you, and made sure you can visit them just need to do one single thing, take her with you whenever you do go back
but first, a date is a must!
>>41709201
>She still found you cute

>> No.41709227

>>41709199
Yeah, you just gotta go through the paperwork for a passport.

>> No.41709236

>>41709225
>>41709227
Good answer, I would like more fur but I'm ok with that.

>> No.41709239

Protect the sleep mice!

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>>41708731

>> No.41709246
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>>41709085
I'm glad there's an item for that, dream sharing makes dormice way more appealing

>> No.41709252

>>41709246
It's just Prisoner's Honey. Don't get it mixed up with Gaoler's Honey, though.

>> No.41709259

>>41709120
suplex her to establish dominance

>> No.41709272

>>41709225
>>She still found you cute
She must be really lonely to think that. This makes me feel sorry for her, I don't know if I could just leave her like that.
>>41709242
That's three words, pal, gotta drop one to fit.

>> No.41709277

>>41709005
>have nerdhound wife
>she wants to dm a single player dnd session for you
>sounds fun so you agree
>first encounter is a hellhound
>you're level one so you don't stand a chance
>as soon as your character gets knocked down she jumps across the table onto you
>she gives a vey detailed play by play of everything the hellhound does to your character while she herself does those actions to you
>as soon as you cum she gives you a kiss, gets up, and walks back to her chair
>she rolls a die and pouts
>hellhound failed her pregnancy check, you got lucky this time
>tells you to hurry up and get back to playing
>you crawl back into your seat and get ready to play
>a few minutes later you get another encounter
>it's a hellhound again
>maybe the same one?
>roll for initiative
>you lose again
>she jumps you again
>she rides you until orgasm again
>she gets up, rolls a die, and pouts
>no pregnancy this time either
>before you can get back up she tells you the hellhound is back
>oh no
>you tell her you've played enough for today and try to leave
>the door is locked
>roll for initiative

>> No.41709278
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Taken Oni make good tomboys

>> No.41709279

>>41709259
but y? you just made her horny and wants to get spanked now

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>>41708731
kiss hounds

>> No.41709341
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41709341

Real men breed cows.

Doesn't what type of cow
>Fight cow
>Milk cow
>Smart cow
>Spider cow
Just breed cows.

I prefer milk cow myself. Fight cow a close second.

>> No.41709347

the greate mg war

>> No.41709351
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>>41709341
fucken love cows I do

>> No.41709357

>>41708933
>diving headbutt
dumbest wrestling move of all time

>> No.41709359

>>41709279
Because I already know that if I run away she's just going to phase through the walls and jumpscare me. The only way to beat spooky monsters is to be aggressive.

>> No.41709365

They tried to be patience with you and they waited too long.
They don't care anymore.
They want to *genuinely* rape you now.

>> No.41709368

>>41709341
i breed wurm cows

>> No.41709412

>>41709365
seems like they can spell or interact with me at all

>> No.41709421
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>OPEN WIDE~

>> No.41709433

ew, ill eat dragons eggs with some normal bacon and dragon milk but not dragon tail

>> No.41709440
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>>41700227
So apparently the author of this story subscribes to the "rape" translation of MGE, so even if a man really, truly doesn't want it or the girl in question; too bad, she's stronger so she's taking it despite how much he hates it and she'll just mind magic it away later.

There's always a fuck up somewhere in these stories, I fucking swear.

>> No.41709490

>>41709242
?
Instructions unclear, dong covered in peanut butter.

>> No.41709493
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>>41709433
>he doesn't eat tasty, juicy, nutritious, tail

>> No.41709494
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>>41708731
Love Hellhounds.

>> No.41709500

>>41709493
tail is too far, and ive eaten a gaint field rat

>> No.41709532

>>41709440
It's not really a translation issue. KC lists 逆レイプ and no amount of mental gymnastics will let you not translate it without 'rape'.
What these people don't get is that things in mge are meant to unfold in a convenient way so that both get happy because mge is that kind of setting.
You aren't meant to imagine it developing in a unpleasant way because that is against the intent of the setting.

>> No.41709535

>>41709433
I personally couldn't eat an egg either, knowing my future children will come from one

>> No.41709538
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>>41709500
Do you have time for an interview?

>> No.41709541

>>41709532
Well, that's exactly how it develops. In an unpleasant way with lots of lingering resentment.

>> No.41709543

>>41709532
>not
Ignore this word. I reworded it midway and forgot to remove this.

>> No.41709548

>>41709440
More like a fuck on. Remember, no matter what girl gets you incubization will make it so her once repulsive parts look beautiful to you.

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>>41705782
You don't have a choice anymore. You WILL breed the little fox.

>> No.41709555

>>41709493
Removing the tail doesn't kill the lizard, but it's not healthy either.

>> No.41709556

>>41709541
That's why I said "What these people don't get".

>> No.41709558

>>41709541
That's... less good. Kind of misses the spirit of the setting for some lovey dovey non consensual sex.

>> No.41709568

>>41709538
why?

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>>41705782

>> No.41709571

>>41709570
>that face
ew

>> No.41709576

>>41709532
I think the English rape and Japanese rape have very different meanings.

>> No.41709640

>>41709532
>lists 逆レイプ
Somehow my brain skipped what I wanted to write here. It was meant to be "lists 逆レイプ as one of the main features".

>>41709576
That's a very nonsensical claim that you never find outside a western mge context.
Besides, レイプ is the english word 'rape' used in jp to solely mean sexual assualt.
You can also find 逆レイプ stuff that's much less pleasant than in mge and that by itself should show that the term doesn't have a very spefic text by itself.

>> No.41709645

>>41708195
Can Mamono Mana counter the Darkness AND The Witness?

>> No.41709649

>>41709640
>spefic text
*specific meaning
I should get some sleep.

>> No.41709655

>>41709640
>r find outside a western mge context.
It's a thread cope. I don't know why considering how much extra crap KC has about fate and soulmates.

>> No.41709668

did you like mgs ten(10) years ago?

>> No.41709671

i was 12 when ten years ago, i was a fucking tard

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Elven sluts drive me nuts.

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>>41709668
I happened to play it on an emulator that year.

>> No.41709684

>>41709018
>>41709027
I was about to comment on the guy not fucking up the hands on your commission this time but then I saw the hands on the bottom two gators

>> No.41709690

>>41709668
10 years ago was around the time I found these threads.

>> No.41709697

>>41709668
I think I only watched pokemon and knew catgirls and foxgirls existed back then. Not even crazy ones, just the ears and tails ones.

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>>41709676
Same

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>>41709676
dark elf sluts with big butts

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>> No.41709753

>>41709668
>did you like mgs ten(10) years ago?
Yes. I also like mgs that are ten(10)

>> No.41709780

>>41709724
Why do elves look like this? Don't they know they aren't technically a monster race? It's like they're trying to compensate their lack of elf men by luring human men, monster-style...

>> No.41709788

My thought process was, in the rare case that a guy who's 100% not into rape got paired with something like a Hellhound or Manticore, that they'd ease up on him rather than going in full steam and hoping the mana fixes him up afterward.
I'm sure that's not how it works, but it's how I think it does.

>> No.41709797

>>41709668
Yeah. The seed was planted with with me finding Rosario + Vampire on youtube long ago. A few years later I found Monster girl quest which made me obsessed with them. Monster Musume helped me find these threads and I've been here since.

>> No.41709798

>>41709788
if it wouldn't work they wouldn't pair.

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>>41709780
>Why do elves look like this?
Like what?

>> No.41709816

>>41709788
If he's 100% not into rape, he doesn't get paired up with a monster like that in the first place. He may be in denial about his desires, but that's not the same thing.

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>>41709341
i prefer fluffy cow, if that's ok

>> No.41709834

>>41707807
eh, it wasnt that bad, reminded me of how eristia turns in the mge game
plus it was Ibeendz, i could have been worse

>> No.41709846

When will we get a incest mg that isn't (actual) femdom or a cockroach?

>> No.41709855

>>41709798
>>41709816
I'm trying to figure out how to get tailpussy without being raped.
I'm sure there's some obvious monster I've overlooked that can do that, but I haven't found one so far.

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>>41709668
I used to play heroes 3 and 5 which had girls like this and was very into myths back then so I knew what things like snake girls and harpies were but I didn't know the term monster girl nor did I look at them in a sexual/waifu light back then if anything the idea of sexualizing them was verboten to me back then since I had a very pure view of them and disliked anything that sullied that purity in my eyes although in retrospect it wasn't too different than one getting mad at someone suggesting that you waifu is a slut so I was probably subconsciously a monstergirlfag back then too lol

>> No.41709865

>>41709855
Just OC a nerd manticore that politely rapes you by asking you to pick up her tail and inject the venom into yourself.

>> No.41709866

>>41709855
you probably got like a 2/4 shot with a chimera

>> No.41709870

>>41709855
You could just politely ask her out on a date, or eat some raging mushrooms and violate her instead.

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>>41709855
Is hairpussy an acceptable substitute?

>> No.41709888

>>41709668
i hated mgs ten years ago

>> No.41709895

>>41709872
barry says no

>> No.41709898

>>41709888
and now we have to suffer your nonsense here

>> No.41709904

danuki breath

>> No.41709946

>>41709668
yes

>> No.41709960

>>41709668
Yes
I'm ashamed to say i did jerk one off to a warcraft 3 succubus, god knows how i did it thing had like 3 polygons
And a few years after that I watched the Rosario Vampire series as my first anime (it was fully on YouTube for some reason) and had a huge thing for the yuki onna girl for a while
Found the encyclopedia wiki some years after that and never looked back

>> No.41709964

>>41708831
I was pounded by Nergigante

>> No.41709967

>>41709797
Holy fuck i thought I was alone watching Rosario Vampire on YouTube, that thing must have inscribed monster girls into the brains of a whole generation

>> No.41709981

>>41709967
>>41709797
that got the craze on me too

>> No.41709983

>>41709797
>>41709967
My fucking lads I knew I wasn't the only one.
Mizore best girl and it's not even close.

>> No.41709990

>>41709983
damn right she is

>> No.41709999

riza wildman, aisha clanclan and those announcers from yuyu hakusho are pretty good too

>> No.41710027

>>41709999
>riza wildman
thats a name i haven't heard in awhile, but cant go wrong with BIG MEATY PAWS, tomboy, and exposed tummy

>> No.41710069

>>41709983
To be fair it was almost objectively the best options considering the others were slutty succubus, dual personality bubbly/edgy vampire and Loli witch
Newfags these days get it easy with monster musume they got a full selection of all great waifus

>> No.41710082

Weird question but I don't know anywhere else to ask, anyone that has experiencing commissioning know anyone that's good at designing tribal tattoos similar to the Pharaoh's? I'm trying to finalize a design for my desert fox wife.

>> No.41710096

>>41710069
>got a full selection of all great waifus
hahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.41710102

>>41710096
maybe he didn't make it past the one shots

>> No.41710108

>>41709865
>>41709870
Looking into different personalities or striking first is probably the best way.
I wonder how a Manticore would react to you walking in, locking the door behind you, and loudly announcing that you've just taken a raging mushroom powder pill.
>>41709872
She's a good girl and I wouldn't mind, but it's just not the same.
>>41709866
I'm an indecisive fuck, so a chimaera might be a perfect fit, actually. Being a mad magical scientist sounds like a fun time, too.

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>>41710069
>full selection of all great waifus
Dunno about that one chief
But I do have a favorite

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What would you consider to be a monster girl classic?

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>>41710121
cant go wrong with succ

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>>41710121
generic fox

>> No.41710140

>>41709050
I'm gonna molest that sex rabbit's ears and leave her if she tries anything!

>> No.41710152

>>41710121
Angels, Demons, Succubi would have been the first 'monster girls'

>> No.41710156

>>41710121
mermaid

>> No.41710168

>>41710152
What the fuck are you on about, anon? Monster girls have been apart of pagan mythos for thousands of years before Christianity. Mermaids are monster girls, harpies are monster girls, Grendel's mom from Beowulf is a monster girl, the list goes on.

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Nergi

>> No.41710199

>>41710121
for me it's the Jahi of Zoroastrianism

>> No.41710204

>>41709862
Tower chads rise up

>> No.41710205

>>41710121
lamia

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>> No.41710212

>>41710180
Hah, what a nerg

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>Shameful display

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>>41710204
I'm actually a dungeon chad, I did play a lot of hotseat against my dad who played nothing but Solmyr Tower though

>> No.41710237

>>41710121
Lamia, Arachne, Centaur, Harpy, Mermaid, Slime

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>>41710180
too prickly

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>>41710121
wolf

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>> No.41710315

>>41710303
the world was not yet ready for valleygirl shog

>> No.41710316

>>41710250
Man what impressive.....horns.
Don't know if I go after her now or get good for when she goes into heat.

>> No.41710329

>>41710303
>shog trying to be cool for mastah
>doesn't know he has an extreme maid fetish
its the thought that counts, right?

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>>41710121
You don't get much more classic than mermaids.

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>> No.41710371

>>41710362
remember to reboot your demon from ohoh loop, rub the horns three times, bit the spade tip 4 times and french her 7 times in around 7 mins 7 sex

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>>41709780
Elves are the perfect partner for human men and naturally other monsters can't accept the truth and say bad things about them.

>> No.41710387

>>41710379
i would say yes but they only eat plants tho, so they aint the best fit for men, a simple mob faced villager succ is best in terms of being perfect for men

>> No.41710399

>>41709027
Death roll~

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>>41710379
Knife-ear hands typed this post.

>> No.41710412

>>41710204
Nah, Necromancy all day erry day, gotta get them skelly swarms and Goddamn enemy archers focusing my black knights.

>> No.41710413

>>41710379
they infest every biome so you're bound to find at least one attractive

>> No.41710421

>>41710371
nah I'll just bonk her on the head like an old tv
what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.41710424

>>41710250
Just cuddle Nergi’s belly

>> No.41710426
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>>41710379
Ancient elves!

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>>41710408
t. jealous non elf monster

>> No.41710431

>>41710421
>She starts speaking spanish
>also CSS
>>41710426
cow elf

>> No.41710443

>>41710424
>Its her weak point.
>Hug her belly as she gets ready to launch spines, causing her to freeze up.
>By the time she reacts her face is crimson and some of the nearby jagi girls are giggling that Anon stole her heart.

>> No.41710470

>>41710431
bonk her again, surely she will be fixed eventually?

>> No.41710477

>>41710470
>now starts speaking in broken japnese
>also starts speaking python

>> No.41710485

>>41710379
Elf women and human men should begin a new society together away from monsters and the Order. Human men would end up far more loyal to them then to human women, and elf women won't be lonely after being abandoned by elf men for monsters and secretly dwarf girls.
I don't know what the dwarves in the neighboring realms will think of this though.

>> No.41710520

>>41710295
An excellent display of the wolf's mating stance. She places everything on display for her possible mate and can easily be pushed backward to quickly swtich to mating press position.

>> No.41710536

>>41710477
maybe she has bad reception? gonna try and angle her tail correctly

>> No.41710554

>>41710536
>anon managed to bluescreen his "demon" gf

>> No.41710558

>>41709645
Yes and no. It's like a weird, horny tug of war that just leads to the Witness ragequitting, taking their toys and leaving.

The Darkness finds it hilarious.

>> No.41710563

That evil haunted doll followed you home...
You have to "play" with her now!

>> No.41710565

>>41710563
Hope she knows how to play cod.

>> No.41710571

>>41710563
Ok, hope she likes Monopoly

>> No.41710572

>>41710563
think she followed the wrong person

>> No.41710574

>>41710563
can she do my homework? ill fuck her she can

>> No.41710579

>>41710563
okay but who makes 7' dolls

>> No.41710591

>>41710554
I can fix her, no need for a demon repair lady
now, maybe I just need to turn her upside down...

>> No.41710598

>>41710579
a living doll lich that likes her girls to be way bigger than her for reasons.....

>> No.41710602

>>41710563
Alrighty does this doll know how to put an evaluation together? Decipher some NAVADMIN stuff perhaps?

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>>41710443
Fun fact, Nergigante spines are actually dormant, fertile egg cells; the Elder Dragon doesn't really "mate" so much as it finds a nutrient-rich corpse, sheds some spines into it, and hopes for the best.

'course, Mana would probably be an acceptable substitute in this case.

>> No.41710621

>>41710607
Or it would just get reworked to the more 'normal' way as its more pleasurable that way for them.
Regardless, I need me an angry apex predator.

>> No.41710647

>>41710621
>The monkey's paw curls...
You get a Nergigante wife, but she has a habit of leaving her spines everywhere around the house. And there's a lot of little Nergi's running around, making a mess of the place.
And they've got their eyes on that friendly Valstrax chick next door...

>> No.41710656

i'm not sure that i want a 'wife', strictly speaking
which monstergirl is the best bedwarming slave?

>> No.41710658

>>41710591
>somehow made two demons, one speaks english the othe speaks russian and they cannot stand each other, ones more bottom-heavy the other top

>> No.41710660

>>41710656
the bedwarmer becomes the wife anon

>> No.41710700

>>41710658
maybe bonk their heads together to make them whole? like dbz fusion dance but more physical?

>> No.41710753

>>41710656
whatever species you like the most

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>> No.41710766

>>41710700
great now there are now 4 demons, one is german, and another is french waving the white flag

>> No.41710777

>>41710647
>supersonic hugs
I’d be down

>> No.41710797

>>41710766
I can fix this! Maybe pressing the nipple button(s) alot will do the trick

>> No.41710806

>>41710797
you now have spawned a jiangshi demon how rins from the number 1989 and the "demon" handbook

>> No.41710817

>Confess my feelings to the vampire who live in the gothic castle on the hill
>She leave my love unrequited
>Leaves a stipulation that I can prove my love
>I just have to become her consort and make an heir with her
Why are vampires so roundabout in their thinking?

>> No.41710827

>>41710806
Well after a nice lunch of burgers, for all the new gals, I shall go back to the bonk option but use a newspaper

>> No.41710837

>>41710827
ended up spawning a haku of all monsters

>> No.41710861

>>41710837
Ok, I will shake them all and they will be fixed

>> No.41710868

>>41710861
just made them horny and you know it ends now

>> No.41710888

>>41710868
It ends with me pulling their tails to restart them, like a lawnmower

>> No.41710893

>>41710817
She's supposed to be a powerful noble. Nobody would respect her if she started acting like a blushing virgin at the first boy that said she was cute. Jump through a few hoops for her and then she can go brag to everyone about you without looking like a lovesick schoolgirl. Or just get alone in a room with her and barrage her with all the things you like about her and watch her mindbreak.

>> No.41710896

>>41710817
>>41710893
just go in belmont style and then steal her

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>>41705782
>succubi are clumsy because of their insistence on wearing high heels and can't keep up with you if you run
The Order Paladin's Uplifting Primer

>> No.41710955

k, who asked tho

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>> No.41710969

and a fucking whore, typical

>> No.41710979

>>41710955
You don't want to get caught by a succubus, so you?
Next thing you know she'll even be a former human

>> No.41710990

>>41710979
got three beautiful wives, aint gonna get another

>> No.41710997

You know, I always imagined that cheshire colors came in 'easter' sorts like robin egg blue, sunshine yellow, bright pink, and so on.
Just always felt like it fit.

>> No.41711007

>>41710997
i want a chesh dyed in a retrowave palette

>> No.41711035

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that salamanders don't just come with red scales.
Black, blue, green, and even yellow are a few they can sport.
Just don't ask about scale dye, thats a forbidden technique.

>> No.41711036

>>41710817
>walking by some weirdo mansion where the sky is perpetual night
>strange lady in a hat backdashes up to you and says she seeks to defeat her sist- that is, the lord of the mansion and you're the missing element
>ms dhampir drags you inside and the gate automatically locks behind you because of course it does
>well, these things happen
it's going to take a while to progress after she beats up zombies and i have to hug them until they feel better

>> No.41711054

>>41711007
>Tye dye chesh.

>> No.41711120

>>41711054
>smokes alot with wonderworms
>got serious munchies
>often has a face higher than a kite

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>>41711035
I will paint my adventure buddy sally's scales each night and make her a peacock among lizards!

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Female adventurers really should be more careful as to where they break in next.

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Hag Monday at the bars, you up for it anon?

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How does one comfortably cuddle with a centaur?

>> No.41711345

>>41711337
>>41711337
anything hags, im game. imma wake up in some old gals bed with a massive smug grin on my face

>> No.41711354

>tfw no Maine coon Cheshire

>> No.41711365

>>41711337
hag seems so derogatory/demeaning
i mean, i guess so is the original usage of CC
but it sounds a lot better

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>>41711365
How is it derogatory/demeaning when I get hard at the word? Bring on the hags!

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>>41711337
how about hag drinking nights at (you)r house?

>> No.41711389

>>41711354
>tfw your Cheshire neighbor is just a Coyote with a headband and a positively rancid sense of humor

>> No.41711452

>>41710942
This is fucking false information by a monster sympathizer. I've seen those bitches outrun a horse in heels and they can just fly anyway.

>> No.41711465

>>41711339
Chest to chest, if shes stretching forward your legs go along her lower chest
Or you're the small spoon.
If she leans forward at the withers-hips, you can BigSpoon but your legs go along her hoss-back, dont try to straddle and get your leg trapped under her.
It takes practice, but they like practice.

>> No.41711523

>>41710656
Kikimoras.
Kikis will stay as devoted servant/slaves.
As long as you only use them for BJs or up the ass, as that is just 'serving Mashtah's desires' as part of their Maido duties, as taught at the Academy.
But be careful, if you accidentally slip into P-in-V, you have a Kiki-waifu

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>>41711452
So Hellhounds are not actually weak to water in a spray bottle? That explains why she laughed at me so hard and proceed to rape me.

>> No.41711535

>>41711452
>outrun a horse in heels
Yes, but thats only because a Hoss in heels really is awkward.
Tfw your Cent-waifu tries dressing up in sexy lingerie and heels for Anon's birthday and nearly breaks her neck falling over trying to sexy-dance in heels.

>> No.41711546

you get monster gf but shes a onna sumo, specifically a yozukana

>> No.41711551

>>41711365
CC is actually more derogatory - the idea is nobody wants Xmas Cake after the 25th so it gets sold off cheap or just thrown in the bin.
Hags seem to have embraced Hag as a proud label like Milf/Gilf/Cougar.

>> No.41711580

>>41711546
Fat whores go in the trash

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ded

>> No.41711603

>>41711588
Dumb lich, idiot loser!

>> No.41711611

>>41711337
That implies I have the self esteem to go to a bar. Doesn't mean the bar can't make you come though.
>>41711551
Cake is cake and hags age like fine wine. It's only derogatory when used by people with trash taste.

>> No.41711615

>>41711546
dude, Yokozuna is just a rank.
A woman could reach that rank and still be pleasing to the eye

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>>41711603
You gon get it boy

>> No.41711632

>>41711619
Thank God, hopefully she just kills me instead of doing something else.

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>>41711632
>kills me
You REALLY gonna get it boy...

>> No.41711662

>>41711652
>Anon says he wanted to piss off a Lich so she'd just kill him instead of having to do it himself
>Lich insteads puts him in an ICU where he has to cuddle her and her minions every day until he feels better
This is bullshit

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>>41711662
Better than the Kot ICU

>> No.41711691

>>41711680
It is said cats flock to the one who is about to die

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>>41711680
>go to kot mcu to cuddle with the kitties
>get kotpilled by a pride of liongirls instead
>as you lay there squeezed from all sides by their warm titties, they all start purring
it's not all bad

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>>41711691
Yes, die of Boredom

>> No.41711703

>>41710957
Is "Your tail is too thick." a valid excuse to reject a succ?

>> No.41711706

>>41711700
But have they passed the kot test yet? what does the scouter say?

>> No.41711707

>>41711680
Better apply more marshmallow cats.

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>>41711707
how many?

>> No.41711720

>>41711713
how many you got?

>> No.41711729

>>41711706
>purr
>lazy
>smug
Kot/Kot

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>>41711680
I need bigger cats

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>>41711720
many kinds, how you like Texan?

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>>41711706
if manticores do, why wouldn't lion girls?

>> No.41711743

>>41708747
I want to kiss her paw

>> No.41711746

>>41711731
Triple Cat Mom....

>> No.41711749

>>41708747
>Y2K was almost 23 years ago
god damn, time flies by fast

>> No.41711760

>>41709027
>>41709018
speaking of, is Dominions a fun game or is it minmax autism central like the average ancient 4x game is? i know that it's not really a monstergirl game but these fanarts are cute.

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>>41711738
>manticires
the kot beeper doesn't have that patch, do you have it?

>> No.41711763

>>41708877
Is this a reference to something?

>> No.41711764

>Local house has put up a large sign in the window that just says "ELF!"
Poor man's mana marker

>> No.41711773

>>41711738
She looks like she rattles that tail when you get close.

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>>41711760
It's a wargame, not a 4x game for one so it's 90% combat. Some nations are broken bad in vanilla like R'lyeh and Asphodel and some are quite good like elven or any flier nation pretty much. Lots of dudes just fuck around in singleplayer for months before they try MP but MP is the true meat of the game since you can see all these weird interactions in the later game. There's so many moving parts and such that the late game is very unique in the later game. Only get Dominions 5 since it has pretty much all the content of previous games and the entire MP community is there.

>> No.41711797

>>41711761
I don't have that picture, but maybe someone kind will post it for us.
>>41711773
I bet she does, they are all dorks after all.

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>>41711760
Also the most important thing to have besides a basic early plan for your nation, all you really need is perseverance. Holding fast while your allies come to your aid usually saves you more often than not.

>> No.41711831

>>41711805
>tell a tacocat that you actually really dislike tacos since you never had a good one
>she immediately starts interrogating you over why you hate them, nearly faints over learning you've only had hard shells
>now sitting in her mama's house with your new "girlfriend" getting grilled by the entire family over your poor food tastes
>at least you aren't getting stabbed

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>>41711797
do you have the manti kot expansion? too many kots

>> No.41711838

>>41711805
>Tako Cat
HYUK

>> No.41711847

>>41711805
Which is better? Cajun Gator Girl's gumbo? Or Ocelomeh Tacos?

>> No.41711860

>>41711761
This dog need to go back in the zoo

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>>41711805
>Taco cat
Falalalan!

>> No.41711875

>>41711847
Do any of them are squids a la roman ? If no, it's trash.

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>>41711860
Don't say that

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>>41711847
Camazotz Chili Con Carne!

>> No.41711887

Tacos cat are really cool but i don't like the fact that they're stuck behind a femdom wall. I know you can tamed or captured one to get ride of that but seems just annoying and it's never really go away. Same could be said for manticores

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Excuse me, have you heard the glory of Rome?

>> No.41711897

>>41711895
Rome was full of fags.

>> No.41711902

>>41711895
They are the ones getting beat up everytime in Astérix and Obélix?

>> No.41711905

>>41711902
Drug use is bad and makes you violent

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>>41711895

>> No.41711908

>>41711884
>Zotziatlah's Bane flashbacks intensify

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>>41711902
Gaul cope

>> No.41711913

>>41711905
Raging mushroom mixed with alcohol is not a drugs, it's a magical potion

>> No.41711914

>>41711912
>yurishit artist
Kill yourself.

>> No.41711920

41711912
>Yuri
Not welcome here.

>> No.41711924

>>41711902
didnt happen,
hail imperator !

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>>41711914
>>41711920
Knew I'd get a rise out of someone

Two for one

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>>41711914

>> No.41711932

Hopefully janitors get off their asses and deal with this one

>> No.41711937

>>41711932
The only way is that 3 of us become a janny.

>> No.41711944

>>41711932
Reason for ban/deletion?

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>>41711932

>> No.41711947
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Senatus Populusque Romanus!

>> No.41711954

>>41711947
Disgusting

>> No.41711961

>>41709668
Yes, only using my imagination tho because I didn't know these communities existed.

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>Anon, it's 4 o'clock! Time to watch my 14-hour Undertale video essay!

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>>41711954
>t. Persian

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>>41711963
Can I change it to a 14-hour Crimean War lesson?

>> No.41711977

>>41711963
Just fucking kill me now I'm not watching that garbage.

>> No.41711989

>>41711713
>not "meowdical attention"
what a fail

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>>41711976
For me it's watching the the 24 Yale Courses lectures on the Old Testament for the 3rd time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo-YL-lv3RY&list=PLh9mgdi4rNeyuvTEbD-Ei0JdMUujXfyWi

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>>41711991
Sounds very nuki, rather spend my time on Byzantine walls and gardens than tanuki chatter

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>>41711967
that's the picture I was looking for, thanks
>>41711947
gonna pinch the chub

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>>41712006
Kot detector is important

>> No.41712020

>>41711989
They aren't Felynes, Anon...

>> No.41712032

>>41712020
if your catgirl doesn't make meow puns she's a dog pretending to be a cat.

>> No.41712051

>>41712018
Don't ask this cat to use water magic

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the more colorful Lamia tail, the more ferocious she is
please remember that when dealing with the slither cuties

>> No.41712263

>>41712185
Noted, I will instead chat with grass snakes

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>>41712263
based taste, don't fall for these jungle savages, they can't compare with us

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>>41712185
Oh thank god I was worried for a second. This white lamia has been begging me to let her inside for a while and I was afraid she was one of those crazy monsters. Poor thing must have been cold, she kept making these fires to stay warm.

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>>41712292
white lamias are among the most docile and soft hearted snake girls Anon. the Shirohebi is a guardian of water pools, so like water they are calm and collected. it's also why they get cold outside, so do let her in ASAP!

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>>41711760
That depends on the nation. since if you play something like pan, ashdod or ragha you can just grug smash to win without any deep thought but others do actually require a modicum of skill to win as

>> No.41712399

>>41711944
Trolling outside /b/ is a violation of global rule 3. The fool was gormless enough to gloat about intentionally doing so.

>> No.41712405

>>41712292
Just look deep into her eyes, and give her an earnest smile from the bottom of your heart, and you will know her intentions are pure from her reaction.

>> No.41712426

>>41712399
huh, his post did get deleted. Interesting

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>>41711902
The year is 1200 after Lilith (PBUH) ascension to power, the whole world is entirely occupied by the Monsters. Well not entirely! One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the horny women. And getting off is not easy for the extremist legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Coitus, Cunningulus, Ejaculatus and Orgasmus…
https://youtu.be/2Nat0rOEMCA starts playing

>> No.41712874

>>41709120
Fluff her hair

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>>41712874
No matter how big and scary monster girl is, if her hair is fluffy, the fluffing it will make her lose instantly.

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I'd take a normal looking Ratatoskr that speaks in contralto.

>> No.41713084

>>41713073
sorry, the only one speaking contralto that's left is looking kinda goofy

>> No.41713099

>>41713084
Is it because she has a mob face? Cause I'm fine with that.

>> No.41713132

>>41713099
her tail is really big and her hair is messy, that's why she's blushing all the time and trying to hide behind oversized glasses

>> No.41713148

>>41711897
alps*
Rome was full of alps

>> No.41713155

>>41713132
She sounds amazing, I need her.

>> No.41713166

>>41713155
but, Anon! she has no drip

>> No.41713168

>>41713148
but the Alps are like 600km away from Rome

>> No.41713181

>>41713166
Neither do I, we have something in common!

>> No.41713263

>>41713181
>Neither do I
lmao, enjoy your nerdy monster girls, nerd!

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>>41713263
I will

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>>41710180
I like my Nergis Arch Tempered if you please

>> No.41713537

>Yes, I'll uhhhh take one sandworm to go.
>Thanks

>> No.41713594

>>41713529
How would you even go about wifing a wild Nergi? They're so aggressive and territorial they would probably shoot you with spines the moment they see you. Do you have to beat them first?

>> No.41713612

>>41713594
You don't have to beat her, just last as long as you can in a fight with her without using a Temporal Mantle
If she cancels her roar into a slam and any point in the fight it means she likes you

>> No.41713613

>>41713537
>Anon sitting in a drive-thru that suspiciously looks like a sandworm sticking out of the ground
>the mouth has a chunk of wall jammed into it with only 1 window and no doors
>has "free sandworms" crudely painted over the window
>there's a happy all pink girl with a very wet and ripped up uniform
>her nametag is scribbled out and has "Sandy" written over it

>> No.41713620

imma just sleep on the streets of dragonia in a large wine bowl

>> No.41713635

>>41713612
>wow, nice slam, that means you like me?
>BAKA
she shouts, as she goes beet red and runs away

>> No.41713646

>>41713612
so if i slam back, does it mean i like her her too?

>> No.41713649

>>41713635
>follow the cute tsun Nergi her to her lair
>those FUCKING crystals on the ceiling of her cave fall and stunlock you
>it was all a trap

>> No.41713696

>>41713646
>you're climbing the mountains on your nice hike minding your own business
>suddenly see some black dragon girl and Anon on all fours, bashing their hands on the ground like muslims on competetive prayer championships

>> No.41713708

>>41713612
i drank my wumr milk,i rub lots of salt on my skin i can take her on a date to that arcade thats near me

>> No.41713817 [DELETED] 

I just realized that I will died alone and a virgin, my life will be a failure because of me and too a very long extent KC work. Feel weird

>> No.41713835

go sadpost elsewhere, i just wanna talk bout wurm holsts

>> No.41713849

>>41710957
>the only succubi with fat tails are alps
>alps according to kc also end up being more feminime then the average female
Ok that's an alp

>> No.41713858

Understood

>> No.41713860

>>41713849
Alps are just perfect, aren't they?
Thick tails are the best

>> No.41713862

>>41710957
>>41713849
>>41711703
thats just a whore that vores you with her tail

>> No.41713895

>>41713862
like half of MGQ cast deserves to be isekai'd straight into some bloodborne HFY crossover murderfest shitfic, including the canon "waifu" snake

>> No.41713915

>>41713862
>Will never find a mg who says she wants to devour you
>She will never be overjoyed at becoming one with you
>She will never rub you comfortingly as her predation happens. Hopefully slowly, like a snake.
But then you live because it's mge somehow. Maybe you get a new body at the end

>> No.41713927

41713915
Fuck off to /b/

>> No.41713947

>>41713835
I hope that this faggot will KYS soon. It's tiresome to see that kind of shit

>> No.41713957

>>41713915
Fuck off

>> No.41713983

My Mucus Toad girlfriend is a great dancer and singer, but nobody believes me and she refuses to show it to others. What do I do?

>> No.41714025

>>41713983
Beat her until she show it

>> No.41714037

>>41713983
treasure the fact she wants to reserve the allure of her body for you?

>> No.41714038

ew edge

>> No.41714041

>>41713983
keep her talents to yourself and be smug about it

>> No.41714046

41714025
for u
>>41714038

>> No.41714049

>>41713983
don't force her, instead appriciate her till she opens up on her own

>> No.41714063

>>41714037
But her beautiful voice does deserve to be heard.
>>41714041
>be smug about it
Being smug about something you can't prove makes you look like a dumbass.

>> No.41714075

>>41714046
I guessed it, cunt

>> No.41714080

>>41713983
i don't really know what to do with dancers

>> No.41714091

>>41714063
ask her about making montube vids where she has a mask and she sings and dances
41714075
edgy is not cool, it be cringe. now fuck off

>> No.41714123

41714091
I'm good where I'm.

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ignore edgelord attention whore
lets discuss why the best undead are Jiangshi

>> No.41714179

>>41714160
Best one are zombie dragons

>> No.41714186

>>41714179
big meaty tail > big boney tail

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>>41714179
explain why they are worst when compared to Jiangshi Dragon

>> No.41714205

>>41714186
You're a faggot who have never tasted marrow before.

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>>41705782

>> No.41714214

>>41714205
y wanna eat marrow of your dead dragon gf?

>> No.41714221

>>41714208
what an unfortunate cropping
>>41714160
you meant phantoms?

>> No.41714222

>>41714202
Where are the apparent bones on you jiangshi thing ? Nowhere, so she is less good then a nice fit and cold dragon zombie.

>> No.41714234

>>41714208
accursed cat burglar stealing my fluids

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>>41714221
jiangshis are better than phantoms cause jiangshi have better jiggle physics
>>41714222
they got meat instead of bone

>> No.41714249

>>41714236
And that's the problem
>>41714214
If I'm allowed and offered to, yes

>> No.41714258

>>41714208
>nig-
CHESHY NO!

>> No.41714260

>>41714249
they wouldnt have that you know? it would have long rotted away

>> No.41714281

>>41714260
If she produces non rotten milk, she has delicious marrow in her bones too. You can't allowed one and not the other.

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>> No.41714297

>>41714281
undead dont need marrow, but still produce milk, they undead

>> No.41714312

>>41714297
It's mge, i will have marrow in my wife tails and bonk you with the leftovers

>> No.41714322

41714312
thats just ew. smelly. please leave

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>>41705782

>> No.41714348

>>41714322
For christ sake they're nothing wrong. What the difference with drinking pussy juice, sweat or milk ?

>> No.41714361

41714348
41714348
marrow comes from bones, dumbass. you need to break them open to get them. now leave attention whore

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>>41711731
We have medium.

>> No.41714367

>>41714348
it's a weird hill to die on

>> No.41714394

>>41714361
She can reform it, she's a fucking undead, it's more like eggs so my bad for previous examples. Also I'm not a AW, fuck off.

>> No.41714406
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>> No.41714408
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just proved my point
Now onto better things, like jiangshis

>> No.41714411

>>41714348
>pussy juice, sweat
You shouldn't be drinking those either faggot

>> No.41714431

>>41714411
Not him but a lot of people speak about that here, even if it should be on /b/

>> No.41714434

>>41714411
not him but how is consuming my wife's fluids in any way gay.

>> No.41714435

>>41714411
>he doesn't want to use his wife's pussy like a soda distributor
What are you even doing here, faggot? Shouldn't you be Alping now?

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>>41714411
Monsters are almost always covered in liquids

>> No.41714471

>>41714411
>he doesn't lovingly clean his wife's sweat from every crease of her body after a long day of hard work using his tongue

>> No.41714475

>>41714411
See, those faggots are even proud of it.

>> No.41714488

41714411
bet is the same dude, fucking AW

>> No.41714505

41714488
Are you same fagging too ? It's really weird

>> No.41714509

>>41714456
Need MGE skunk girl, I want to see them without garbage tier fetishes added

>> No.41714518

>>41714509
It will just make you horny. The girl will be underwhelming overall. Just imagine the panda but with a bigger tail

>> No.41714522

>>41714509
would be rather hard honestly, but honey badgers are cute

>> No.41714532

>Page 10
>Thread go crazy
I prefer the old time where we hit the post limit.

>> No.41714538

>>41714329
>shoggoth tries to be one with their "master"
Get this scorn parasite away from me

>> No.41714541
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For me it's monsters with harem/arabian clothes

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>>41714541
im not for that, i like a good china fit

>> No.41714569

>>41714550
Ugly

>> No.41714579

>>41714569
why? she not showing skin? causing showing skin is borning to me now, its better when its hidden but her curves can barely be contained by her clothes

>> No.41714581

>>41714541
Great design, questionable content for her. Well, her ending anyhow
What will it get translated, damn it!?

>> No.41714590

>>41714541
They are extremely underrated.
I want a lich or a black harpy in harem/arabian clothes

>> No.41714598

>>41714590
great for bed room but not much else honest lest they got a good fit for the rest

>> No.41714602

>>41714550
Cute!

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>>41714581
I just hate that my favorite designs are always in games or made by artists with shitty fetishes. I also love the witch.

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>>41705782

>> No.41714614
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>>41714602
she is very cute

>> No.41714616

>>41714522
mustelids super cute

>> No.41714627

>>41714598
>great for bed room but not much else honest
Says who. I want a desert kingdom where they all dress like that daily!

>> No.41714641

>>41714603
It's like that one studio/guy that makes 10/10 designs but all of the games are like instant corruption > mindless sluts > impregnation and waaay to much urination in every scene.
And also that ever girl gets like 2 scenes and there's next to no story so you can't get immersed either.

>> No.41714642

>>41714603
that's a weird posture

>> No.41714649

>>41714627
it gets boring after a while. and every girl just showing everything they got, now when they got more style to their dress thats when i like it

>> No.41714652

>>41714598
Liches doesn't care about what they wear since they already have that cloak that covers up nothing at all, so they could absolutely go for it.
Black harpies (or just harpies in general) could absolutely have it on all the time without it being an issue.

>> No.41714665

>>41714652
its the fact that most designs dont catch my eye for style

>> No.41714669

>>41714603
>I also love the witch.
I don't even remember her scenes. Was it mindcontrol or what?
Loved her design as well, but I feel I missed out on everything interesting by not understanding what they were saying.

>> No.41714673

>>41714665
if we had it my way they'd all be wearing dirndls

>> No.41714680

>>41714669
I don't know I have not played it, I just use the designs for my own girls.

>> No.41714690

>>41714673
that i like, habits, fancy dresses, china dresses, kimonos and stuff like that

>> No.41714709

>>41714541
I want a harem of desert elves

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I accidentally said out loud in front of my tour guide that I wonder what it would be like to eat the queen's eggs. I hope I haven't offended her.

>> No.41714849

>>41714835
>anon passes out
>wakes up with the "guide" looming over him with a crazed look
>"You have to eat ALL the eggs"

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>>41705782

>> No.41714858

>>41714849
get me some bacon and some bread, some dragon chese and I will

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>>41714649
>every girl just showing everything they got
Wrong, it's every girl showing almost everything they got, with only the naughtiest spots barely covered in a way that's always dangerously close to giving you a glimpse but never does.

>> No.41714872

>>41714835
>later get an omelette delivered to your room

>> No.41714882

>>41714860
its the same thing, i much rather it be covered by dress and her curves to shown through her tight dress

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>>41705782

>> No.41714984

>>41714860
Such a pearfect shape

>> No.41714988

>>41714835
i would ask for some dragon cheese

>> No.41715012

So how goes it fellow mg lovers

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>>41714835
You've won an all-expenses-paid trip to...

>> No.41715033

41715012
We can't speak about that here.

>> No.41715041

>>41715025
she looking very malnourished in that pic, she needs drink her moms milk more

>> No.41715136

>>41715012
thinking about them dogtits again

>> No.41715145

>>41715012
Made some art, got sad, thought about how monsters aren't real a bit. Saw that post about wasting my life. Got sadder.

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>>41714860
I want a harem of pear shaped monster in clothes like this.

>> No.41715163

>>41715033
Y not?

>> No.41715179

>>41715012
I have realized that my life is wasted and that i will died alone. I can only blam my self. I feel weird.

>> No.41715182

>>41715012
got mino milkers on my mind

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>> No.41715200

>>41715163
Don't listen to him, must be the shithead who samefag a few arguments earlier. He always respond without>>

>> No.41715205

>>41715198
Why so blue?

>> No.41715209

>>41715200
Nah, that would be me and that’s just a coincidence

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As a pharaohfag there's a question I've been considering for a while. Is it better to marry a pharaoh who's been awake and ruling for a while, or stumble across a sleeping one and wake her up? No apophis posting, this is a serious conundrum.

>> No.41715222

>>41715218
Steal one

>> No.41715230

>>41715218
How much autistic joy do you derive from city builders?

>> No.41715237

>>41715218
I'm sure someone who's been awake for a long time has already found an eligible bachelor to mooch off of her. Waking up sleeping beauty is the way to go.

>> No.41715240

>>41715218
What's the canon for getting a bunch of khepri and then finding a pharaoh?

>> No.41715257

>>41707919
https://youtu.be/AvlZeTTC6w0
https://youtu.be/Tf1d65OHYXo

>> No.41715263

>>41715209
Yeah, sure coincidences.

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>>41715218
You should find a married one's daughter.

>> No.41715298

>>41715237
I ask because I like old and ripened single CCs and a sleeping pharaoh is still old but she hasn't been stewing in her own virginity like an awake pharaoh. Then again getting pulled into a sarcophagus for a three day lovemaking session by a woman who doesn't speak your language is also very good

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>>41715218
>Is it better to marry a pharaoh who's been awake and ruling for a while, or stumble across a sleeping one and wake her up?
The third option, marrying really young pharaoh.

>> No.41715321

>>41715263
Anon, you wanted eat undead marrow

>> No.41715358

>>41715312
This is a nice picture and it's fine to have preferences but you really don't have to bring this up every single time someone posts about pharaohs

>> No.41715360

>>41715298
I’d go for an awake pharaoh and pretend I only exist in her mind but leave hints like moved objects to make her doubt that fact

>> No.41715364

>>41715312
>egyptian themed desert sabbath
>ruled by a baphomet that was found why the pharaohs put themselves to sleep and did it to themselves to ravage the human world once more when they return
>wakes up as a little girl and her dark army become her sabbath
>mix of egyptian and edgy theme
>lots of loli aphophis in it and other corrupted mamano

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Foxes are always trustworthy.

>> No.41715387

>>41714872
>>41715383
Are they really ?

>> No.41715390

>>41705782

>> No.41715394

>>41715383
Only if they fly spaceships

>> No.41715401

>>41715358
probaly same shitter with cu sith shit

>> No.41715402

>>41715157
>a harem of pear shaped monster in clothes like this
That would be heaven. Groping them all day and breeding fat loli ass all night.

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>>41715394
I, for one, welcome our new fluffy overlords

>> No.41715419

>>41715321
Not me, I'm cat fucker. That's why I think that you made everything up.

>> No.41715431

>>41715419
>cat fucker
half the thread wants to fuck cats.

>> No.41715441

>>41715431
Good, we can unionize

>> No.41715445

41715419
i believe that you are same shit head who like ciat sith

>> No.41715462

41715445
I rather like to hang my self then to get a furry monster.

>> No.41715465

>>41715312
>Old pharaoh is wiser and more mature, but totally helpless in a relationship are first. She likes to cuddle and vanilla sex.

>Young pharaoh is a smug brat that's a grandmaster in fertility magic. She thinks it's hilarious for her to demolish your hips.

>> No.41715472

>>41715465
Old, best one. Give me.

>> No.41715473

>>41715465
older is better, smug brats are bad imo

>> No.41715525

>>41715465
Young is better, she has room for correction

>> No.41715528

>>41715473
>smug brats are bad imo
Only until you roll them over and fuck them in the ass without lube. That sets them straight, usually.

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its almost time
>>41715528
i dont care for brats, i want only old woman to breed to have cute kids

>> No.41715545

>>41715445
Maybe there is more than one person that likes cait sith.

>> No.41715551

>>41715536
>i dont care for brats
But you want to make them

>> No.41715560

>>41715551
brats are not cute, they are annoying, but kids are not always brats if you raise them right

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