/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44985448
Does that mean a goody two-shoes Paladin type is a Lich's version of a "bad boy"? Would be kinda funny to see a Zombie or something bring a boy home from school only for Lichmom to see he's wearing a rosary and "faint"

>>42972264
a crime is a crime anon, you're going straight to undead jail

Dead like Carthage

>>41788883
i hacve lich

>>41711603
You gon get it boy

>>40525149

You were charged with not taking your lich wife out to dinner like you promised to 2 weeks ago.

You have been convicted of cringe

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>>39070409
Guilty!

>>37467279
do you want a yan lich anon? because that's how you get a yan lich

>>37004958
>sneak a peek at lich's fancfics
>first chapter describes the room and mood
>chapters 2-4 describe the lewd talk and the stripping
>chapters 5-10 are all about describing your dick
>never get to any actual sex chapters as lich comes back and drags you off to be punished

>>17892857
>>17892893
Do not displease the Lich.

>>17720660
Unfortunately, the Raccoons have friends in high places. Charged with wilful dereliction of spouse and possession of good taste, Justice Lina Lich has come to a decision on your guilt. What do you say in mitigation?

>>17720672
No, this is from that one story where the drunk tanuki dials a wrong number and complains about her husband earning more than her.

>>16922504
Well, don't blow up half the store again and it won't be a problem.

And stop trying to blame the Gremlin! That's profiling and the machine had clearly-posted instructions!

>tfw when you will never have a monster girl love you so much, she would go Olga of Kiev if something ever happened to you

>>16519987
Curses most foul, anon. Black arts so twisted I dare not even mention their names.

I want to become a great wizard alongside a lich
>be apprentice mage studying magic
>one day you decide to practice some necromancy and pick up a simple spell from one of your lich teacher's books
>you're not quiet sure what it does (her handwriting is so hard to read sometimes), but you're feeling a little mischievous, so you decide to test it on your master
>peek into her room while she's jotting down notes in a new tome at her desk
>after casting the spell as quietly as possible, she starts convulsing erratically, gripping the arms of her chair tightly, but never losing her emotionless expression as she throws her head back
>after a few seconds she calms down and slumps forward
>without looking back at you, she says "Anon, I will have to punish you later for using your master as a guinea pig."
>run off as quickly as humanly possible while she goes back to writing in her book

>lich squirms uncomfortably in her drenched seat cushion as she records a new entry in her notes
>'Anon shows great potential. His use of the Turn On Undead spell nearly caused my phylactery to break.'

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>>16425991
>>16425997
How new are you? Do you know anything about MGE Undead?

>>16361206
I'm gonna flip the back of that hoodie up and tell her how cute her panties are. I don't care if she curses my dick off. That is a prime teasing target.

>>16206692