/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Don't be fooled by the art. These girls are not short by any means.

The holst is 6' 4", and the mino is 6' 7".

>>48078139
Mega Moos

>>47817413
Fair enough. You take the holsts. I'll take the minos.

>>47498560
I would love this.

A female's social status in the mooligarchy is based on the size of her breasts.
A male's social status is based on the size of his wife's breasts.

>Sun is setting
>Twin holsts approaching you on your left
>Country girls, both 5' 8" (not including horns), nearly identical, aged 23
>Normally docile, but not today
>Twin minos approaching you on your right
>Small town girls, both 6' 1" (not including horns), one with a tan and brown hair, the other with a darker tan and black hair, aged 25
>Typically aggressive, especially today
>Both sets of twins are single
>They all want YOU right NOW
>Both sets of twins are tugging on your arms trying to convince you to come with them over the other set
>They're both getting progressively angry and hornier the longer you wait.
>It's now that your realize it's a full moon, and you're wearing red
So now Anon, here're your options: go with the holsts and become their husband, go with minos and become their husband, attempt to take all 4 as your own wives, or trust in your lack of ability to outrun the cows that are all faster than you and attempt to escape.

Which path will you take?
And what's your reaction to the situation as it progresses?

>>46341819
Cow life == best life

>>45994341
I agree. Demons are shit.

Gimme big, soft cow instead. Or muscle cow. Really any cow is good for me.

>>45831757
You can never have too much cow.

For me? Any type of cow is good: fight cow, smart cow, cow cow. All the cows are good.

>>45477802
I'll take both.

Fight cow or milk cow?

Real men breed cows.

Doesn't what type of cow
>Fight cow
>Milk cow
>Smart cow
>Spider cow
Just breed cows.

I prefer milk cow myself. Fight cow a close second.

Minotaurs by default are very angry and aggressive girls. They mellow out once they've gotten a man however. Practically indifferent from the docility holsts. Though the lewd will still be aggressive (but passionate) at times. For a man married to a minotaur, if you ever wanna regain that anger, that's when you wear red. Full moons will also bring out the anger in her.

Holstaurs by default are docile and gentle girls. You can get them angry and aggressive like a single mino if you wear red. And when done on a full moon, their aggression and anger surpasses that of a mino on their worst day. Now if it's a full moon and you aren't bringing out the red, they don't get angry or aggressive; rather they just get very clingy and ask for more breast massages than usual.

No straight man can win against cow

>>40174155
just drink milk
milk is good for any situation
unless you're lactose intolerant in which case I feel genuine pity

I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.

I wanna cum inside cows.
Thicc cows, strong cows, little cows, tall cows, smart cows, dumb cows. I wanna cum in them all!

Touch the cows. Do it now.

>>38002870
Here you go, two of them even.

>>37838710
If cows were getting their fanart in January, then no reason tigers wouldn't.

>>34432668
Can I get publicly raped by a Texan cowgirl minotaur instead?

>>32479092
It was semi popular before New Years but year of the ox really made it kick off