Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Hoo are you?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40796138
___ with foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

finally

a berdwatching thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796144
Damn slutty brats eating popsicles suggestively

[Anonymous No.]

she love you long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796144
ToT

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40796189
i would run towards her while asking for some milk to be quite frank

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>>40796146
Parenting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796209
>tfw anon believed the wolfs lies
>Anon was a dum

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>>40796138

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796209
The dream

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered vampires anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796209
neither are a fox, anon. ones a white wolf tengu, the other a Japanese wolf

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>>40796268
I have, a blond overpowered one is stalking me.
Send help

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>>40796268
kind of.
at the undead gala i'd probably hovering closer to ms wight if i manage to keep my hands off the zombie kiki maidstaff

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796268
I wouldn't mind one as a nemesis and eventual wife

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>>40796270
>>40796229
I call that a win-win situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796270
>endangered species
it's to up anons to do their part

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796265
Good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796268
Yes, but I have no idea how to get one to snatch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796138
Hello mam, can you please point me to the nearest Hooters?

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>>40796360
How is a bird this plump even supposed to take off

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>>40796360
>>40796367
magic

[Anonymous No.]

Still proud I secured last image for Flayers rather than gatchafox last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796367
I don't think any stacked monster can actually fly. That goes double for manticores and their massive tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796386
but magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796325
Best, even

[Anonymous No.]

Be a slut, fuck Sabbath butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796407
ew, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796396
Nah it's all smoke and mirrors. You can see the wires to the crane they use

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796368
It is actually magic. Owls are supposed slow, but make up for it by using magic to make it hard to run away. Even calls them plump in the profile. Thicc owls are canon.

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>>40796268
All the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796404
That's her name.

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>>40796407
Please consider use of a more appropriate hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796474
efficient sex on dangerous days

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796461
AsBESTos

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Asbetos
aint she give you lung cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796481
Anal is a vector for disease. Consider asking your wife for oral or a handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796517
i'd settlement her class action

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>>40796532
but why it wink at me then?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a troll hole

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[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no old bicorn neighbor with a southern accent

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese
Goburin

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796614
what's up the hill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796634
a nice picnic stop as well as a grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796616
i wouldlove to be partying at reimus and drink tons with kasen and yuugi

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[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn get gently nagged by your momster sage wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796679
I would love to give the goddesses tribute!

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>>40796725
they do look a litte different... Wheres Sanae

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I want a manticore with the wettest tailpussy possible. I'm talking about one that leaves stains and puddles everywhere she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796743
Raping her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796616
Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan

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>>40796725
im going after kanako, that old snake needs some loving

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>>40796767
that is also why i want a mucus toad or slime. i think thatd itd be cute to live in a slimed home.

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[Anonymous No.]

fuck off with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

we dont welcome that here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796812
>pouring out your morning cornflakes
>it also comes out with clumps of gazer goo™
this isn't part of a balanced breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796943
im not counting gazers in my enjoyment of slime

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>>40796949
a strange line in the sand to draw but ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796943
>gazer goo kefir

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>>40796960
i dont like the monoeye thing, sorry. I say mono, they have many eyes, but their eyes just dont do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

The sound of evil laughter falls around the world tonight

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>>40796950
time to play whack-a-mole

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>>40796743
>>40796774
The world of Gensokyo is a silly place, best not to go there.

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>>40797104
but i love going there, and seeing old gappy and old red and white miko

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>>40797104
Nah I'd fuck an MGE'd Yuuka. Same reason why I'd take like three Ocelomeh at once.

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>>40797124
Yukari, don't wear twintails. It's unbefitting.

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>>40797288
yukari is a young girl, she can wear whatever she wishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796146
Cuddling

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>>40796146
summoning and forbidden rituals

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The southern accent is the english accent arara, when done right

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>>40797325
Young by what standards? The universe? Even that would beg to differ.

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>>40797507
stop it, you made her cry

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>>40797492
are you trying to communicate something?

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>>40797526
that the southern accent is the best english accent of them all, specially the southern belle accent

[Anonymous No.]

The tails are inviting you in.

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>>40796268
yes. i got one commisioned a while ago, but ive kept it to myself. very much considered vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, consider vampires that went heavy into a strength build.

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>>40797559
this 'mofu' has no effect on me. its yet to tempt me at all. sure, its nice, but its not something i actively crave.

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>>40796146
rebuilding Rome

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see ya

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>>40797588
its still there anon

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i am not religious, but i like the idea of being a priest in mge. maybe with a shirohebi wife. not sure. maybe in a darker area with a darkslime wife. maybe with a vampire wife. maybe a cheshire wife who always messes with my rituals.

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>>40797683
i want to be a missionary and get reverse converted by ocelomehs
apostate sounds cooler anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>40797559
This is my mofu. It was made for me!

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>>40797559
Just jump right in

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>>40797706
that sounds nice too, although in that situation i think id want to be the one having the rituals perfomed on, rather than being the one performing them.

[Anonymous No.]

hmm yes... scales

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>>40797710
I only jump into tentacles or slimes

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>>40797683
>Be Priest Anon, get word that the archbishop is sending a nun to assist you in running your parish
>The Day she is set to arrive comes and you are greeted by this

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>>40796138
Yes hello I'm looking for a copy of McElroy's Women and Men? It's one of the longest books in the English language.

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>>40796268
Those dreadful beasts that haunt my beloved village within most glorious Korsplakistanvania? Often have I considered them, as a precautionary tale. I slept fitfully once, but a wise traveling merchant came bearing gifts and wisdom. Now, taking her advice, I cover my ass in garlic, drink holy water constantly, and carry a sunlight releasing stone on my person at all times.

Take my advice, and do as I do. Now I don't worry about vampires, I sleep peacefully in my humble village. As an added bonus, the wise merchant gave me a Kraken repelling stone at a reduced cost. My rest is very deep, for no squid will disturb my dreary land-locked village!

All is not perfect, though I am certain the charms are potent. A shadow remains in our homey village. Poor Sobieslawa, the taverness, often felt faint when I stand near and discuss the bloodsucking menace. Recently, she collapsed in to my arms from fright, begging me to take her someplace. She was so scared that she couldn't even tell me where to take her. For a moment she begged me to take her to the very tavern we were inside!

I have seen this, my friends. The dread. The vampyre...fear of them can addle the wits of even the strong willed. It scattered her brains by the dread, and without even being there!

So this is why I make posting here. Arm yourselves as I, for two reasons. To repel the vampyre yes. Also we must repel the dread. We are fortunate here, for the wise merchant told me of how bathing in garlic, sunlight, and holy water bring fortitude to the mind. So happy a coincidence that what repels the vampyre itself repels the dread of the vampyre too.

Sobieslawa is recovering now, with the aid of the three sacraments. It is a painful thing to shake off the dread of the vampyre, but she is strong. Her fits of anger and confusion have passed. When I took her at dawn to soak in the barrel of garlic and holy water the dread within her broke. She clasped my hand and bravely demanded that we marry. I did not expect so, my friends, but who could refuse such a pleasant demand?

I could not. On the spot, I promised to marry her. I gently put on her the ring of my late babushka, it is covered in many sacred symbols for good fortune and luck. Pic. She was so happy that her eyes gleam with tears immediately! But on this happy day the dread of vampyre made her wits scatter again. So I promise her we will marry in the church, full of sacred symbols, to lift her spirits from the dread and protect her. She cried tears of happiness, I did not know dear Sobieslawa was so delicate!

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>>40798394
She looks demented.

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>>40797708
>DRR...DRR...DRR...DRR

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best danuki pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798466
A hellhound is not a creature of restraint

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupwAFMXLkA

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, who would be more dangerous? A lion girl, a tiger girl, or a bear girl?

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>>40798661
>when no one is buying her scalped concert tickets

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Foxes abusing political power to trap (you) in the country so you can't escape

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>>40798920
>Anon is the only one to buy her scalped tickets
>She turns it into a 1-on-1 private show with him and her
You can guess what sort of show that may be, but it will be some degree of lewd

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>>40798925
But why do they want me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798873
Depends on heat cycles

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>>40798925
Jokes on them I never leave my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798962
That boy is in danger

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America

Royal Makai? Drgaonia? Polove? Court Alf? Pfft!!! Lescatie!? Hahaha! It's all about America you heathens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799080
Whatever you say Frank

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I wanna sniff danuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799080
Looks male to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799169
Because it is
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48405758

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>>40799160
I wanna breed Danuki hag

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Musketeers end up ruining FPS multiplayer games! Me and my team keep loosing because the enemy team had a Dark Musketeer playing on their side who applied her already IRL FPS multiplayer meta bullshit on our games. And this isn't even a competitive ranked match. We were all playing casual but a Dark Musketeer just had to ruin it for everyone!

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>oh anon you're so silly, we're not even of the same species! haven't you paid attention on biology lessons?
>just forget about the condoms, it's going to feel better and you can cum inside all you want with no risk~

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799169
Wait it is?

>>40799181
Oh... My bad. Here will this image help?

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>>40799080
if you want to post catgirls in military gear do it right or don't do it at all

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>>40799216
I wanna breed a danuki and sniff her breath at the same time. I also wanna cuddle her in bed

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>>40799236
Damn foxes and their trickery.
How many anons have been lost to their foul deception?

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>>40796767

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>>40799375
I would also sniff manticore breath, but I'm more interested in sniffing danuki breath.

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[Anonymous No.]

>deep breath in
NUKI NUKI NUKI NUKI NUKI!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Is sleeping on a pile of gold comfy for dragons? You’d think they’d have serious back problems from it

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>>40799286
>Notice fox wifes stomach getting larger
>Don't worry about it anon it's just winter weight and a healthy diet, it'll drop right off in a few months
>Few months go by and she's magically lost the weight, however she brings anon to the spare room and exclaims she found these poor foxes and wants you and her to take care of them
>Anon is good natured and very simple.

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>>40799518
>anon never had sex with her

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>>40799530
Fuck off with that shit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799518
Damn monster girls, finding ways to ease even the most responsibility-wary anons into fatherhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799560
They're not his

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>>40799572
Go back to /vg/, vermin

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>>40799572
Senko would never cheat

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>>40799572
A normal person reads my little story and thinks cute, a deranged cuckshit/ntr faggot reads it and immediately has to talk about his obsession with being a fucking cuck.

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>>40796146

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>>40799530
it's not sex, it's mutual mastubation using each others' genitals. totally not sex, even if you cum inside.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mildly sadistic hebi to make me into her loveslave.

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I want a very sadistic Manticore to make me into her cumpump

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I want a not at all sadistic Tentacle to voraciously milk me

[Anonymous No.]

I want fried chicken.

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>>40799986
>Anon trying his hardest to get a shy and embarrassed tentacle to get him off with her tentacles and pussy till he’s cumming dust
>Tentacle who has never touched a girl before let alone a man is blushing trying to recall all those videos she saw before

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>>40797257
Wtf is that the Fallen Knight set from Dark Souls 3?

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>>40797257
Unbearable!

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>>40796268
The world is a vampire.

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I'm going to seek shelter at the old abandoned mansion on a stormy night. If I'm lucky ill run into the lair of some lonely kiki wight.

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>>40796268
https://youtu.be/BVDgpqdsQ9A

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>>40800357
Sent to draaaaaaaain

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>>40799499
gold is very soft, so it should be fine

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>>40800419
The mansion is inhabited by many creatures.
>the ghost of the original owner who refuses to leave even in death no matter what the bank says
>the kiki who keeps trying to clean the place
>the arachne who keeps webbing things up, resulting in a constant tug-of-war between the two of them
>the rodents of unusual size who are squatting there

[Anonymous No.]

It's morning, and I still want to sniff danuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

Snug sleeps.

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>>40801131
>sleeping with clothes on with your mamono waif
ISHYGDDT

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I have a need. A need to see the end of the adventures of shoggoth and freedom anon

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>>40796138
hebi snuggle

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>>40800855
Im gonna go there and see the hijinks I can get up to as well as have fun flexing for the ghost

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>>40796614
What happens if I accept the ride?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider snake tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796634
Big Rock Candy Mountain

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>>40801438
Considered. Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801407
Don't go in the bedroom with the blue door. There's creepy dolls in there.

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>>40801445

[Anonymous No.]

I believe in Ghoul mouth pussy supremacy. Sloppy, sloshing, soaking wet, thick and long tongued Ghoul mouth pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801324
don't trust them, you tell a hebi 10 minutes of snuggling and they expect 10 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801468
What about ghoul ass pussy and ghoul pussy pussy?

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>>40801445
I'm afraid this snake is non-optional.

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>>40801491
Still very powerful in their own right. Kinky, though. Best when seldom used, for instance, like if you need/want to turn the tables on your Ghoul. Ghouls are immensely vulnerable to stimulation in their ass pussy and pussy pussy, making them prime targets in any sort of role reversal scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

Reject hebis. Embrace basilisks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801614
basilisks

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>>40801453
And? I like being played with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801614
basilisks are dangerous though, there is nothing more volatile than a monster trying to control herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801614
basilisks hebis

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>>40801418
you'll get some southern hosptiality from MIss bicorn and her friend, Ms Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801481
They just want you to share your warmth. It's not too much to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801805
>you'll get some southern hosptiality
I'll get shot with a shotgun?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider a yandere holstaur daughter. For prosperity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801850
No, you'll get some southern loving from the two. dummy

[Anonymous No.]

Daughters are not for fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801979
I said it was for prosperity, not lewd.

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>>40801901
What is Hickville's hospitality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802049
I read yandere and assumed she was yandere for her father. Apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802078
A loving wife for a new cityslicker that came over to the rural parts as well as free house, land, and grill

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>>40802099
She is. That is a necessary step for securing prosperity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802122
I'm confused, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

a dragon cow sunbathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801867
Thank god my wife isn’t a yandere holstaur, she’ll be her future husband’s problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802249
I really hate this art style. It's so sterile and bland like gacha art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802308
i really dont care for either but what i care for is the subject, a dragon cow in this cae

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802249
>>40802389
That's just a dragon. Huge tits don't make you a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802427
if you can milk her she is a cow, end of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801614
Let them stare into your eyes

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>>40802427
u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802427
I feel like cow is just a slur used by sabbath,

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802479
No and you're retarded.

>>40802485
Yes I'm sure. You can't just slap black and white paint pasties on her tits with some fake horns and call her a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802427
What about this one?

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>>40802578
That's a dragon wearing a cow print sling bikini and a horn headband. Pic related is a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801324
>Miss Ryu says she likes you but she couldn't leave her servant to watch over an empty shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40801979
>Daughters are not for fucking.
However, daughter-like girls are for fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802427
technically a hydra

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802504
cow is actually a complient to most big tit monsters, since cows have the biggest tits of them all as well as having the most milk
>>40802541
>>40802609
seems like a holsts whose worried her job is gonna get taken

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>>40802642
Fine by me. Still not a cow.

>>40802648
I'm just annoyed that you people call anything with huge tits a cow. Cows don't own huge tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802609
Ah, okay. So this one is definitely a cow then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802733
>haha I'm being wrong on purpose now
Kill yourself.

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>>40802756
Anon calm down. why so mad about people caling a monster with big tits a cow? just take it easy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798394
i know i said i wantedto be a priest but im not doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

So what if I sneak into a dragons hoard and instead of stealing her treasure I just kidnap her 300 year old daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802777
Because you don't respect the races you're talking about or claim to like. That's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802756
Easy there bessie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802801
She's relieved because with the NEET daughter gone, she can finally have some private time with her hubby. They have 3 centuries to make up for

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>>40802801
She'd thank you for taking her neet off her hands, give you quite a bit of gold and tell of a nice place to stay
>>40802805
just bullshit ya wanna say to shitpost sinces the weekend and you havent got enough (you)s

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>>40802831
Fuck off with your schizo shit. I don't give a fuck a fuck about replies and meta bullshit. I'd rather be doing things I enjoy than arguing about this shit with you retards.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao, just proved my point. Just post monsters with big tits and call them cows. And if thats true anon. Then do those things you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802801
Don't be surprised when the dragon comes to take your daughter.

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>>40802901
she doesnt need to do that, I'll come over and show her cute granddaughters

[Anonymous No.]

How's your wife's cooking? Mine is pretty good at it but she puts too many spices in everything, even cookies. (pic related not my wife)

[Anonymous No.]

You said I was lying and just saying shit to get (You)'s.

I'm not lying. You are retarded, wrong, and annoying. I don't a fuck about (You)'s. Make shit up all you want. Saying "I proved your point" when I clearly did nothing of the sort won't brinvg your bullshit delusions any closer to reality, same as how insisting "dragons wearing cow print bikinis are cows" won't change the reality that you're wrong and retarded.

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And it's ironic as fuck that you're here saying my posts are some insincere attempt to bait replies when you're literally, by your own admission, just trying to piss me off right now.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802974
My wurm wife makes very good food, she makes some amazing steak, as well as amazing cookies with her own milk. my jabberwock wife can make food but i dont remember how it tastes aside from the fact i always get super horny and end up breaking her hag hips, and My bogie wife only makes pies

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>>40802980
>>40803012
Anon, please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802901
Well it seems her childhood friend needs to step up and become a hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803013
behold, another cow for mister whiner

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803063
anon, leave the schizo alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803013
>you tied yourself up?
>well then I guess you can also untie yourself, bye

[Anonymous No.]

Cows are some of my favourite animals, its a shame i dont have many holst pictures. there is one of best girl and best girl, though.

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>>40796138

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>>40803013
>sensei hakutaku's getting real tired of the class joker/diogenes-wannabe

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>>40803063
I'm done with that retard. All he can do is call me names and try to bait me now. He has no retort or anything worthwhile to say. He knows I'm right and everyone else knows I'm right. I am sorry for mucking up the thread, but retards like that can get under my skin really fast. I'm definitely somewhere on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803164
Just take this and chill

[Anonymous No.]

how do you guys block out all the danuki subliminal messaging

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803333
just grab the nearest jewcoon and creampie her, twice for a good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796138

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>>40803377
Calling a danuki "jewcoon" sounds like a one-way ticket to getting your ass sued.

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>>40802831
>give you quite a bit of gold and tell of a nice place to stay
The idea of her catching you with her daughter tied up while your trying to sneak out and her just giving you a sack of gold and a list of really nice hotels is really funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Can ghouls evolve into wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803496
God I hope not. Imagine them having huge fangs like a wight's claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803144
behold the cow bird
>>40803455
Just shows you how much she wants her daughter to get laid already

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>>40796138

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>>40803523
Fuck, even foxes are now getting on that dairy gravy train

[Anonymous No.]

bomblebetato

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>>40803585
older foxes are just fluffy cows imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803624
bee girls need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803516
i like to imagine every undead can wight (maybe except liches, since theyre already around as powerful), but they all wight differently.

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>>40803683

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>>40803693
yeah, stuff like that. although, im not sure about everyone having the spectral claws. maybe dragons could get a weird ghost breath and ghost fire surrounding them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798962
good lord I wish that were me
big girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>40798990
save him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799485
you doing alright, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40799499
Dragons heavy. Gold very malleable. A bed will be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803683
In a Q&A KC said mgs can easily be revived as undead. So by this headcanon, there can be wight jinkos, wight manticores, wight danukis, and even wight helhounds.

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>>40803683
>>40803693
>>40803716
Do you think ghouls would get the spectral claws upon evolving?

I don't will o the wisps and vampires would be able to wight either. They come across as final form undead and nobility.

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>>40803775
not really a headcanon at this point as much as it is canon. i still want my soulflayers. wight mindflayers. brain? fucked. soul? broken by pleasure. body? given up on resisting. give me the soulflayers.

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>>40803775
so they might be even be wight wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803788
Wight vampire would be like Raziel in Soul Reaver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803788
Im pretty sure wisps are just extra lonely/obsessive ghosts, so I dont think they really have that final form vibe. I've headcanoned that as wisps get more mana and therefore more power, their cage becomes more of a pocket dimension where herself and her husband will spend eternity, slowly but surely populating it. Extrenally, I guess they could just get more of an aura, and a more ornate cage with something resembling a spectral black hole inside it, in which the husband resides permanently. Maybe they'd get a warden-esc appearance, too.
As for the ghouls, claws feel right for them, but maybe they'd be more violent looking? sharper, dripping with red mana. They should also get a noble-looking gyaru hoodie. Dont know how thatd look, but it could work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803819
Flipping coins with the Wight and the Vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803775
need me a jabberwock wight

[Anonymous No.]

>Baphomet neighbor says she'd like to host a rainbow party
>Wants to know if she can do it at your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803874
>rainbow party
The fuck is that? Something about loli orgies or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803886
>girl put on different colored lipstick
>give blowjobs to the same guy until his dick has every color of the rainbow on it
It's a 3DPD thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803886
It's when a bunch of women put on different colored lipstick and see who can leave a ring the furthest down a single dick, leaving a rainbow pattern on it at the end of things.

[Anonymous No.]

smug cheshire wight with spectral paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803775
No need for Q&As in this one. In Vol. II the section on undead kingdoms directly says this:

>Though most undead arise from human women, there are also undead elves and dwarves, as well as the dragon zombie described later in this volume. In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803918
I need this with a bunch of older gyaru monsters that my older troll gyaru neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804013
Brought over, fuvk

[Anonymous No.]

>Bonus stage: DEATH METAL
>Defeat the wight automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796138

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804055
Make her divide by zero or introduce the boat paradox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40803918
Not much of a party when monsters do it. Sounds really slutty when women do it since I don't think reality has many wholesome harems

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WM1XNdJufI

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804086
there's no reason to think automata operate on binary logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804123
>Captain anon after his squad got attacked by the undead hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40802630
! !

[Anonymous No.]

All undead are creepy
>>40804155
Well shit then I’m screwed, a robot with unlimited power is unbeatable. Might as well write my eptipath or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804196

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804086
>divide by zero
Wouldn't that just be Lim->0

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804235
But you don’t eat tho?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804139
Incest is shit on multiple levels. Not only are you fucking your own daughter, you're haremfagging. Just shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

elins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804344
I always preferred aurins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804344
She's quite bottom heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When do the cute harpies fly down?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804451
confident titties are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804415
Really? That looks like a pretty small elin to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804431
Swoop, anon. They SWOOP down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804451
Friends turned foes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804256
They may not eat human food, but they still eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804427
Is she looking for an adventuring party because I'd take her. My current tank is good at physical defense, but we could really use someone to deal with magic attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804604
but what they eat then, gas and nuts and bolts?

[Anonymous No.]

now this is the type of creeps i want in my life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlins are cute

[Anonymous No.]

i need me creepy dork monsters or jusr plain creepy monsters and find out what differnet parts are there in creepy deepy village

[Anonymous No.]

making a succ reach her limits in self restraint!
getting succ'd when she loses it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804765
Gremlins are a pretty cool girl though I wish they were a bit taller. Like 5’2” or something.

[Anonymous No.]

How does your wife introduce to her friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804835
>>40804835
a music video

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804835
>How does your wife introduce you to her friends?
fuck accidentally hitting my head while swinging heavy clubs must have done something
>>40804912
she a modern phantiom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804753
>no ear wriggle
i don't like it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

sunday undead nunday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805275
im going to nibble her ears

[Anonymous No.]

Being kept chained and blindfolded in hebi's bedroom all day and having to be fed by her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804687
Translation?

[Anonymous No.]

Waking up in a castle and learning you are the owner and all the monsters that live there, which are not much. are your wives that have been waiting to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805267
What does she even pray about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805344
for warm and protection from cold

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805373
Flatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>ghost gf calls you boo
>bee gf calls you honey
>dragon gf calls you precious
What others are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805404
She's hydrodynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>mershark gf calls you chum

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
jubjubs beg for cock but it's not clear if it's just a coincidence or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805509
'snack' also works

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>flower gf calls you sunshine

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to submit to cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805509
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805558
dragons are basically cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805555
Actually adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>wurm gf calls you my rocky
>Jabberwock calls you Allen
>Bogie calls you naughty boy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805558
i didn't have anything better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805558
>office chesh replaces your nametag with one that says Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805593
>lim taking her hellhound out for a wlk and spots you
>She sicks her hellhound on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805593
Are all hounds 90's metal dudes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805593
>Lilim infiltrates a order city
>Everything is going to plan
>She gets close to a guy and a girl who clearly like one another
>She's too shy to admit she likes him and he's too oblivious to notice
>She tries to set them up
>Always fails due to the reason they haven't already gotten together
>Fuck this.exe
>Lilim corrupts the girl into a hellhound
>Has to chain her up just to be able to drag the girl to anon
>Hands anon the chain
>Tells him good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805555
this one is my favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796138

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805747
YES

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805819
why's she got an oversized dentists mirror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805819
Witchhounds too powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
I'd say Phantom calls you her angel of music, but that might be a stretch

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805840
Obviously she would call you her leading man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805819
What's a hellhound mage like?
Can I ask her to show me a magic trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805875
i'd be fine with best boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>hellhound calls you stud
>manticore call you cumpump

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804687
creepy monsters are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805960
Hellhound girlfriend calls you stud. Hellhound wife wags and calls you good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>shoggoth calls you mastah

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805819
>>40805836
I really like it when species are a class you wouldn't associate them with. Like a manticore healer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805830
cause shes a tooth fairyhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>vampire gf calls you her bloodbag
>kunoichi gf calls you her mark/target
>angel gf calls you dove
>raiju gf calls you sparky
>lamia gf calls you her main squeeze
>werewolf/hellhound gf calls you stud/puppy
>catgirl gf calls you kitten/tom
>trumpart calls you private
>dark angel/dark valk calls you her temptation
some of these likely make no sense but i tried

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806168
i think raiju would you call you a lighting rod or somrthing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>hellhound calls you cracker

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806168
if every girl has a fancy pet name it's going to seem like they're all taking part in a mass delusion.
Luckily the game will never have more than two girls for this to become an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806011
Does she give me headpats too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806017
its always more interesting.
>Flayer warrior
>Automaton thief
>Hellhound enchanter
>Ushi Oni gunner
>Houri chaos lancer
>Shoggoth shamen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806194
fuck thats good lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806220
>ushi oni gunner
so those robos from ghost in the shell but organic now

[Anonymous No.]

When will KC create a Sombreroland to go with Wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806288
pa' que tho? por queires eso?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm back to take the strongest Jinko I can find as a bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806288
serenaded by mariachi kamitachi

[Anonymous No.]

querio luchar con un wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806297
>pa' que tho? por queires eso?

No se Senor

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806297

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806328
Ok, but I know kakauens, taco cats, coyotes and cactus and rose alraunes will be very common
>>40806344
Dios mio, santimos en el cielos, ne se que dice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806288
to be honest, a flower-covered dio de los muertos death like girl would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

Does shog goo ever come out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806506
usually fire does the trick unless she's prepared in advance for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806344
Not understanding it just makes it hotter. Especially based on most of kcs writing so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806506
No. It only goes further in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806506
It comes off, but never out. You're stained. It'll always be there. They'll always know that you belong to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>draw a summoning circle to evoke a succubus dominatrix
>write the incantation lettering in lowercase by accident
>acquire tiny-dom shortstack succ
>has to crane her neck and look up to lease or scold you
>loves to be on top and step on you, despite being too light to pin you down
>has to stand on a stool to pet you and call you a good boy
>never stops being smug, even if you pick her up or restrain her
>expects you to kneel down and help her put on your collar, handcuffs, etc.
>she insists on being the big spoon at all times

[Anonymous No.]

We need more monsters from places that their species aren't from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806642
i do like invasive species

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806642
jungle mindflayer jungle mindflayer jungle mindflayer please i need it jungle mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806690
Somehow seems appropriate to have eldritch abominations in the jungle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806717
i just like the idea of a flayer with part of the aesthetics of an ocelomeh, and a flayer with venom like a dart frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806751
>she has a tentacle that shoots out and hits you around the cervical spine

[Anonymous No.]

my body feels warm. bring me the tall tsurara onna.

[Anonymous No.]

Will shog be nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806824
if master behaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>Cent/Uni/Bic = Stalkion or Stud
>MsHaku = my Pet
>Wok = Sweetie
>Shogs/Kikis = too obvious
>Raijus = Plugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806642
>desert ice queen
>only comes out at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806642
demon in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806717
what jungle cult is complete without some godlike presence for them to worship?
jungle kraken in some landlocked lake
jungle lich who doesn't take much interest in the living people but they bring her their dead to raise
feral lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806928
>jungle lich speaks ancient old dead language
>And anon who she found near death in the center doesnt and scared of her but slowly warms up to her as she treats his wounds and feeds him and helps him get back on his feet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806824
she's gonna drag you under anon
shog goo will fuse with every cell in your body
she'll disassemble you can put you back together

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806831
how does one behave for shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807017
>she'll disassemble you can put you back together
someones been put back together wrong, shog should have a human reassembly guide. She know has to go her auntie flayer to fix anon now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806864
>Raiju = Plugger
What about stud plug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807017
>shog can cause your limbs to just fall off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807064
no running away for you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807042
they only thing that stops their vibing is when you refuse a service.
i think you're good as long as you keep eating shogloaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807123
Well I do want to be scared out of my mind in a shog scenario before the wholesome stuff starts

[Anonymous No.]

can eating shog increase my gains, since it seems to be only carbs no protien

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806928
>jungle manticores
>amazon jinkos (not the succubus kind)
>jungle jub

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807017
>shog reassembles anon to be a smarter, faster, stronger version of himself
>gets to the brain
>comes crying to ms. flayer 2 hours layer because she mixed up some brain signals

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807163
It's hot when monsters start off scary and keep a little bit of that edge even after they turn into adoring girlfriends. You trust her and love her, but she still gets your heart pumping.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807127
But I don't like the way shogloaf looks at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807181
>jungle jub
No anon! not the rare parrot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807252
Eat your loaf, Mastah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40806344
Getting isekai'd into MGE and not understanding the language there would be really funky.
At least you're gonna learn the worlds for "sex", "penis", "pussy" and "love" really fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807294
i want to learn body language from eros girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807294
As an entitled tourist, it's my job to demand they speak my language instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807294
>isekaied into the sabbath
>baphochan teaches you, as is her responsibility
>explore the world looking for an adult wife without ever knowing you speak like impsie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807376
>tfw every monster thinks anon is a downy and really try and take care of him lest he hurts himself

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807404
What does dad think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807376
>hello fat, cow-titted, senile hags, how are you all today?
they're looking at me weird, maybe my accent is too thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807432
thats way too eqlouent for how the imp speaks, you gonna be talking like a downy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807432
You know at least one weird pervert hag would be totally into a rude young man who talks to her like that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807450
i think you're reading way too much into one individual

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807465
the post said you are going to be talking like impise which is who i assume is the imp from the game but I'll drop it
>>40807460
you already know that has to be either a hag from wonderland or the m turtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807465
They seem to have been mindbroken themselves by that one character in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807395
>every monster thinks anon is a downy
Imagine a hellhound trying to rape anon and then her thinking he's a downy.
I wonder if her protective instincts override her rape-instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807516
They can protect while raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807516
That's monster RRRRetard Rescue Rape. A very popular service that I expect will boom once the portals along with the related service for neets and aspies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807516
most definitely since she thinks the dude might not even what his weiner is or does or know whart a woman is.
>>40807541
please explain what they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807404
She must have become that Christian Hellhound when she grew up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807546
>please explain what they do
Mamano mana fixes everything. Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807568
>I can fix him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807566
Biblehound origins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807516
imagine anon falling into wonderland and he speaks like that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807612
why she forget her pants?

[Anonymous No.]

doing the tiermaker again. my tastes drift once more, i can feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807683
Now that's my kind of cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807683
>>40807704
Choco wonderland is where I wanna libe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804244
The result of which can be different depending on how you approach 0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807683
You like smug cat so just go full smug cat.

[Anonymous No.]

I still wanna sniff danuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40805499
>sandworm
>Worm food

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807733
what are the most popular wonderland modifiers?
3m wonderland for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807733
I'll take brown monster girls from anywhere. I'd also love to see more full-on ebony but those are rare, especially around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807704
I have many kinds of cheshire, they're all lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
>3m
That's a big cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807733
The best kind of wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807376
I am sure saying "mommy milkies" will get their attention real fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807823
big tongue, big pawpads, big purrs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807777
i love smug cat, she's probably going to be in my top 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807856
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

I would sniff Cheshire breath too, but I'd sniff danuki breath first

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
Dark, 3m, and chaos for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807823
it's ms march hare that you need to watch out for

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
Winter wonderland. Ice queens, yetis and white horns with a fantastical storybook twist. Mad hatters, jubjubs and jabberwocks in cute winter clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807932
SHES COMIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807953
I need big, soft, lovely dovey monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
Jungle/tropical wonderland, with wonderfrogs that spit aphrodisiac syrup at you, and Cheshire Ocelomeh who want to take mister brave explorer back to their mushroom house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807980
>>40807950
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807980
>All those sunbathing jabberwocks and wonder lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807953
Imagine the size of her thighs and ass and all that jiggling as she hops towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
Hard mode wonderland, thunder jubs, humpty shoggoths, sand wonderworms, dark mage mad hatters, and cheshire manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808017
we might finally get a wonderland snake, too. thats one of my wishes for MGE, as well as more space stuff and abyssal stuff/lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808051
Forget to include jabberwurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808051
wonderwurms, wonder baslisk,
jabberwurms, automaton wock, wonderhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808051
>>40808070
>>40808065
redcap march hares for the more spooky parts, doopgangler trumparts that mimic your party members

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808060
Need them Ayyys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808070
>>40808087
amazon alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808051
dormrats and malice, the evil alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808051
Tell me about the wonder-sandworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808127
Like a blue sandworm but also a hotbox.

[Anonymous No.]

Hard mode wonderland sounds fun but what would it be based on tho as in location

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808127
non-portable smoke machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808151
no, very portable smoke train

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807194
>and now its time for the hit reality tv show: tamed beasts
>the show that showcases scary detached from society monsters and their progress to wives
>anon encounters ancient 9tail kitsune
>a few minutes of anon struggling with burn scars and stray flame wisps
>cuts to him and the fox in a kitchen baking a cake... the door is blocked off by fire
>anon encounters a shog that has never seen a man, only ruled with dominion over a deep dark abyss
>shows a timelapse of a few months where the shog attempts to improve anon in every way she can through assimilation
>eventually she decides that the ultimate form for him is... a "royal guard". what he guards? her virginity apparently. we dont understand either, our flayer couldnt see anything wrong with her.
>anon encounters a porc
>showcases some key moments over the last 4 years where anon gets beat up as the porc wants a good battle
>ends with her just giving anon constant cuddles by bearhugging him 24/7.
>anon encounters a greenworm
>shows how EVIL she is by eating out ALL the salad bars and DESTROYING every community garden with her infinite stomach.
>cuts to anon wishing he was the porc guy as he makes his 500th salad for the day for her. he reassures himself that its for a good cause.
>all he wants is a good steak but she would cry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808168
didn't inherit the wonderworms languid nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808202
shes as big as a god damn train, anon. it wount be fast but it will be big

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808169
>repeat visits to a hellhound that insists she isn't tamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
not really popular but my favorite is wonderswarm
>have to run away from monsters constantly
>infinite stamina
>start off by running away from a few but more monsters come in over time
>every 30 minutes a new wonder-ified monster type gets added to the spawnpool.
>every two hours a boss will spawn, the first one is always a wonderland native but after that they are wonder-ified monsters.
>every day a new modifier will get added to increase the chaos factor such as boss mode (temporary bosses can spawn), choco mode, XL mode (every monster is 30% heavier. where the weight goes varies. some could be tiddy monsters while others could just be outright fat), 3m, and so on.
>if the same modifier is rolled twice the effects will upgrade, 3m becomes 4m, XL becomes XXL (50%), choco mode becomes abyss mode (and further to void mode), temporary bosses become permanent, and so on.
>surviving for a week lets you pick a wife out of everything that spawned

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808169
I read that as tamed breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808294
that sounds fun as hell. id play/live that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808169
>job is to guard a mentally questionable Shoggoth's virginity
>you can't have sex with her, but you can tease and touch and edge her until she has sex with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808294
My dick is so damn hard at the possibilities of the fatties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
Down underland. All the monsters wear cork hats and have Australian accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808342
her mind is stalwart, ms flayer thinks the horny part of her brain never developed.
well, at least she lives to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808369
Just tickle her core, she'll learn the horny part fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808390
nope, completely sexually stunted.
our team has tried everything from hypnosis to someone trying seductive acts around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808446
Cut out the horny part from anon's brain and put it in her brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808446
Then I guess I'll just casually fondle her core to my hearts content. It's like a stressball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808466
Put something from her brain to his too, to compensate for the lost part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808466
I don't think anon brain and monster brain are compatible dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808294
>XL mode
fuck, that day would you just imvolve me molesting every monster
And I cant wait for xl bottom heavy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808515
not with that attitude, it ain't !

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807811
soft 3m wonderland and hag wonderland for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808518
be warned that hag mode's chance of appearing right after XL mode skyrockets, and bigger hags = more magical power.
all of them can one shot you and force you to restart

[Anonymous No.]

Not even 3% of the way into the sort and im on the verge of tears HELP ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>40807277
Can’t I have regular food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808618
thats i went for the sprinting wrester build, close the distance fast right into molesting, they cant chant if they are getting molested

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808625

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804139
>Now entering DARK ELF TOWN

[Anonymous No.]

what is Druella's tax policy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
socialism

[Anonymous No.]

>>40804098
If we got a new darkstalkers game, i wonder what species the new female characters would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
no tax

[Anonymous No.]

If we have the captialism rat, we need a communism rat to balance it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808700
capitalist shoggoth and communism kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808700
the danukis play both sides, always have done

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
>Druella
the first result i get from googling her is a villains wiki entry of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808700
Nobody needs communism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808733
we need socialism

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808733
i want to feel the most expensive pair of tits around my head at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808735
Like we need a plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
10% of your sex, flat rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808733
I need communism because my bicorn wife says so. I wonder why....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808733
>>40808741

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808758
post something new with creeping coin please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808741
its that luxury, hexfibre, goldlush luxury

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
Every couple must produce at least one child annually, up to a minimum of three, plus a small mana tax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
I don't know but I'm certainly not paying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808769
truly luxury when you are between two massive sloshing mountains filled with golden milk. Also I wanna see someone do a very tall creeping coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808771
i am not mentally well enough to have a kid yet please have mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808685
everything over 1 mil is taxed 65%. below 30k is untaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808771
What's Kuroferuru and co. doing with all that mana anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808760

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808828
S O N S
O
N
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808828
fairy dust and hookers

[Anonymous No.]

snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808943
with something like that I would have white wine I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808943
advent viper but mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808976
darn aliens always after my genetic materials

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808943
silly sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40808845
im going to teach my sons how to wrestle wurms and other strong monsters for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>Amazoness tribe raids a slave camp
>all of the captured men love their new wives and consider them heroes because they treat them much better
>no beatings or whipping, the work is much lighter, comfier lodging, and they get to have better meals even if they have to cook them themselves
>Amazons like it, but it still feels weird to be called saviors

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809010
theyre going to be built like a brick shithouse at the age of 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809034
>the 'slave camp' was an office building full of salarymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809041
Those Amazons are still heroes alright.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809098
Blessed china dress

[Anonymous No.]

>get adopted by a perverted monster
>she feeds you ridiculous amounts of corruption fruit and sticky mushrooms every day
>after a while on such a diet you start "wetting" yourself regularly
>having a wet dream means your bed gets covered in exceptionally thick and sticky cum
>you've ruined all your pants
>now she wants you to sleep with her and your dick is literally drooling all the time

[Anonymous No.]

i closed the sort by accident. im going to scream.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809037
>Anons sons enter kindgarten
>IM just your average 7 year

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809156
those poor little shits wont be able to fit through the door they'll be that jacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809177
thats why they will just make the doors fit around them, also I have a feeling those kids would just devour almost the whole cafeteria if left alone. BUt they will be able to get play rough and tumble with the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809120
prove your love, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809154
Such a nice lady, even if the walls seem to be made of some sort of other material whenever she visits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809120
Doesn't it autosave? You can save and load the sorter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809206
im starting again. it will be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809257
its too late now probably since ive already started a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be a young boy again and learn what sex is from that creepy oneesan that keeps touching you down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809278
Anything is possible with magical bullshit, I'm sure a reverse Alice spell exists so you can live out your Nakamura Regura corruption dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>off topic image

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809314
they got cookies in wonderland for that sort of play, though it's unclear how long they last

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809339

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809314
Imagine regular did a jabber wock doujin where a young boy fell into her home and is being taught about sex and I bet she would use her multiple mouths ro whisper and tease him, fuck. It's whati crave but don't post off topic pics please

[Anonymous No.]

Must be him again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809355
i mean he came preloaded. it's to be expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809341
So i should be careful of my March hares cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaaaaggghhhh I can't take it anymore, I want to be Shirokuto's manatank but every time I try to to strike up a conversation with her about it that inevitably ends in her bringing up my dissertations before going on an angry tangent about "excess production" and "practicality" that lasts hours before I black out and find myself back in my room on my bed, exhausted.
I know I have to be more direct with her, how in the world am I supposed to do that when I have no idea what she's even saying half the time?! Also I've been getting more and more fatigued and having these random sporadic blackouts for the past year or so, is it because of magic overuse? Please help me out anons, everyday feels like its closing in and I-

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809098
>>40809109
I worry the chinese would try and eat monstergirls for medicinal properties. I would snort crushed manticore spine, but thats different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809389
Nah I feel like they would say something like a fick a dragons armpit or something for health

[Anonymous No.]

this thread has corrupted my vision of jabberwocks. theyre glorious, prideful dragons and now i associate them with fat jokes. i hate you all.

[Anonymous No.]

A rabbit is fine too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809431
this could only be improved with fluffy rabbit legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809430
i'll make a story about a adopting a loli jabberwock someday, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i had a senko waiting for me at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809430
They are hedonistic anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809437
as long as its not lewd, that could be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809431
Big buns are for big breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809443

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809447
I never said they werent. Pride and glory dont rule out hedonism.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread improved wicks imo, I love fatty works, I live teasing them and I want to molest ones pudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809449
there are certain inevitabilities when man and monster share a roof

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809496
ok but shes your daughter. dont.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love fat wocks, i want to be able to molest their pudge all day long

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809505
she's adopted so it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809505
good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809505
lewd brown dragon daughter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809505
Usually anon doesn't get a choice in those sorts of stories. But also, uooooh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809458
I want to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809538
i miss taiga

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809539
does anyone have a link to the OG UOOOOOOOH post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809505
she's really strong and breathes pink gas and stuff. there was nothing i could do

[Anonymous No.]

why does everyone hate the drippless mushroom woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809555
Mycanoids are cute though.
And Mushrooms just need an art upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809454
Those legs in tights look slender and pretty, but they're pretty meaty compared to her arms. I bet they're like iron bars for leglocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809555
Not really anymore, that part where you turn u ot shroom man is gone now, also kc did a mantago redo as well as hatter based off one

[Anonymous No.]

Need help with this one on the charasort. Probably wont be the first. I'm avoiding pressing tie. Automaton or H'orc? I am a venom/aphrodisiac/pheremoneslut, but also an avid robotfucker. H'orcs are hot as fuck, but also an automaton can be designed and upgraded as I please. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809576
Its needed to prevetn Anon from pulling out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809582
But y would you want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809581
U pick which one, anon. Not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809594
Because some fools don't want to knock up a rabbit girl with a litter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809594
>The size of a single litter can range from four to 12 kits allowing a female to deliver up to 60 new kits a year

uhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809555
i feel like myconids profile image having a 60% chance of getting you a vacation hurts her thread presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809624
And? why is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809563

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809643
i want to taste some shrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809643
Soft shroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809643
the sheer audacity of this man to give hatters heels
as if they could be resisted before

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got the hatter matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809632
I quite like loli shrooms but she's one of those girls that just hasn't got a lot going on

[Anonymous No.]

This cat I found keeps insisting she's some kind of fearsome predator called a "jinko" but she acts like a normal house cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809723
feed her lots of tuna for being such a good kitty

[Anonymous No.]

I've had harpies on the mind too much lately. This is becoming a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

need jabberwocks, need heir kisses, need lewd whispers in my ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809701
Here you go, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809755
just look at this sexy shroom and tell me you wouldnt want to do her

[Anonymous No.]

Smoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809770
i wouldnt want to do her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809772
will do

[Anonymous No.]

ok, gacha fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809710
they're a fun little curiosity. a hyperactive yet kuu shroom that runs about and unerringly tries to launch herself at a man on sight, scattering spores all about on impact
it's not exactly what i'd fantasize being with but i couldn't deter that unwavering will

[Anonymous No.]

of course the gatchthing wouldnt fuck a mad hatter. further evidence gatchafags are not human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809797
and not in the good way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809801
yeah, yeah obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do if I have a waifu, but keep looking at art of girls of other species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809810
look at the other girls respectfully and without lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809810
if ms hebi wants me to stop philandering she'll need to put a stop to it personally

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809738
tell me about it, recently ive been incapable of going to sleep or waking up without being sad about not having a fox tail to hug.
i might have actually gone a little too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809818
>challenging hebi
you goofed anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809810
accept your nature as a manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809828
oh no, the consequences of my actions

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809810
It's always good to keep open-minded, I already autistically obsess with one girl but I'd be open to getting a different mg if I meet the right one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809844
I feel my wife is just going to recruit some girls to target my weaknesses, before taking me entirely for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809810
Get her into cosplay and roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809867
that's kind of a fucked up thing to do to her friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809867
thats some raid boss kind of shit
>party of male adventurers enters dungeon
>every boss within the dungeon is a perfect match for one of the members of the party
>eventually get the the end
>one person left, he likes raiju...
>and he can feel a tingling in the air as he opens the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809876
I want to make a jinko roleplay as a cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809154
What a perfect wife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809896
Just don't use an authentic cheshire dress, they may cause unintended side effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809901
you guys ever feel an urge to toss tablescraps to her floormouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809911
Foxes getting jealous of their tails might be my favorite trope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809921
>i dont care if you like this tail!
>its mine so ONLY i get to hug it.
>eh why are you looking at my ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809919
I do actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809738
>>40809824
when what you desire most

isnt real

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the Bogey already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809989
i'll hug her sister instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809921
>>40809950
>use their tails to brainwash their husband
>surprised when he goes straight for them after they offer their bodies
dumb foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809950
>fox wife realizes she's never had the fluffy radar dishes squished before
>she sees a scary look in his eyes and begs her husband to be gentle with her ears
>he squashes them in his fists like a big dumb ape
>wife becomes a panting, quivering mess on the floor in an instant, fully in heat

Never get between a man and his mofu, especially if you are the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809994
i still don't know which one is which half the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810027
bogey cuddle, bogie clown. it might save you from fright

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809437
loli wock gives me a idea...
>a fox and a wock are cousins
>both were nowhere near thin in childhood, just two balls of fat.
>the fox had endless offerings because she was born with more than one tail
>the wock just cleared out candy shops with the money the fox didnt have a use for
>both like to tease eachother about their childhood weight
>both also get extremely buthurt about it because both are still a little on the heavier side and it embarrasses them in front of their husbands, so they end up fighting.
>last time they fought a mountain got turned into a lava lake
>their husbands both dont mind their squishy bodies and just wait for them to stop for cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40796138

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell anyone lads, but I think monster girls are neat.

[Anonymous No.]

i want choco milk and a choco momster gf as well

[Anonymous No.]

gimme elven mommy gf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810147
Shy monsters with hair over their eyes belong with shy men who treat them gently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810190
nah, they belong to men who will tease them lovingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809876
That's always an option.

[Anonymous No.]

How dangerous are manticore hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810213
all hags are highly dangerous as time has allowed them to raise their magical power, if a hag encounter turns to them wanting you, its impossible to escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810230
but it came at the cost of their speed, agility and stamina. in which you exploit both in combat and in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810213
just an old molly who's lost her smug and wants some cuddles.
medium difficulty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810246
oh silly foolish anon the average hag will be able to freeze your muscles before you can figure out how you want to attack them, and then you are theirs for the taking.
but dont worry, most hags are quite picky and thats why they have gotten so old without being married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810213
its a rare breed of hag, but no less obsessive and aggressive. if detected by one, capture and mindbreak is imminent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810213
Venom everywhere. Venom on the table, Venom on the chairs, Venom in your coffee cup, Venom on the stairs, Venom on your toilet, Venom in your bed, Venom on your door knobs, Venom in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>jerk It to apophis
>look at tags
>death
God fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810268
thats you just go for the legs the moment you see her, going full speed from the start like a devil bug. then do a takedown to cervix piercer combo

[Anonymous No.]

>waifu turns human for the night
How does she turn out? What would you do until morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810279
Death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810140
I'm sorry Anon, but I've called the MGC police. It's for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810273
so I can ask her for some vemon to inject right in my veins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810332
Judas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810300
This fox is getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810332
>>40810362
>snitch anon got a creeping silver coin gf for his snitching

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810354
That's how they get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810389
i need my high tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810190
they're very popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810190
>ancient hag fox that was always too shy to cause any trouble
>anon who is too shy to even say excuse me in public.
>truly a perfect match...
>that is if we can get them to talk to each other and not just stare at a wall while blushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810447
This is where I come in, clowning around and forcing them together since I pushed anon into her by accident during my routine with my bogie wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810394
You're already brain branded by the venom, might as well just give in and accept your new manticore wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810313
Sexually bully her while she doesn't have her succubus powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810461
first the venom then i sex, cause sex without venom sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810463
>she doesn't get aroused
>feels anger towards you
>starts to have a mental breakdown realizing this
maybe this human stuff wasn't a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810447
I would read this manga many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810463
>she has to undress herself manually instead of melting the clothes away and gets stuck
>she needs to learn to shower and maintain herself properly after the act
>anon has to stop her from attempting to fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810481
>every week ms flayer gets at least one case about a traumatized monster that dealt with a humanization curse.
>anger at husbands, sexual apathy, and arguments that dont end in love. three things that all monsters fear, and the three results of a humanization curse.
>ontop of all the conflicts with their own ideals and extreme guilt from the memories: the humanization curse is the most traumatizing thing a monster can have happen to them
>she feels so bad for them that she gives free mental operations for such cases
>the things she has seen also started to traumatize her, she is scared of suffering such a curse herself. to the point of paranoia.
>now she just spends all day locked up in her office and all night locked up in her home with her husband, she refuses to go out shopping with him and wont even eat at a fancy restaurant.
>"there could be order agents there!" she always says, knowing that they are the main source of the curse.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls get wet over faceless town guard NPCs that do nothing all day except yell "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" at vagabonds the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810321
>get caught up in some tragic accident
>vision is fading, blood pooling out of you
>don't know if you're going to make it
>a dark haired beauty with tears in her eyes crouches beside you to help you
>a banshee
>immediately gets sucker punched by pale woman with white hair
>it's a wisp
>calls banshee a lot of mean names and claims she has "dibs on this one"
>a large book hits the wisp in the face as a lich hovers toward you and grabs your leg
>banshee and wisp recover and each grab their own limb
>the three girls start playing tug o' war with your body
>can't a man die in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810533
>tfw town guard with nothing to live for hoping to die valiantly defending its citizens against external threats
>all you ever deal with is stumbling drunkards and monstergirls with their husbands having sex in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810534
>a medic from grelia's sabbath gives him first aid and saves his life

[Anonymous No.]

This is a REALLY stupid question but do you think KC reads Carl Jung? I can't help but notice the entirety of the Fallen Brides stories are about various young women undergoing the individuation process and integrating their shadows to finally become whole. In fact, all of MGE could be argued to be like this imo.
>inb4 schizo
Okay think Persona, something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810668
probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810534
>A necromancer from renrushka's sabbath gives him last rites and saves his undeath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810668
Fallen Brides is written by a bunch folks. But I would assume most have played Persona.

[Anonymous No.]

You've just woken up in Wonderland, and this is your first sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810629
>>40810676
And then the cat fight turned into a Sabbath civil war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810691
I'm going back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810672
Yeah was silly to suggest considering the individuation process is usually suppose to be much longer, but "becoming whole" is definitely a core theme in MGE (moreso for the girls than the men).

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810691
I'm going to catch that dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810691
press x to pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810706
>You are raped by a sleepwalking dormouse
>March hare watches from bushes as her friend finally gets her first mate
>>40810719
>>40810734
>Dormouse mana consumes you
>You rape the sleepwalking dormouse
>March hare watches as you ravage her best friend
>She's happy for the new couple

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810691
>Why do I feel like smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40809876
How do you cosplay/roleplay a birb or a snek?

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking, if I was in the RPG town, I would offer the Succubus that is anxiously spying on the man outside the bar that I will help her get with him. We will meet at a table inside the Satyros tavern, I will bring the guy and introduce her to him and she will bring the most muscular and tall Amazoness or Minotaur she can get and introduce me to her. Do you think that would be a viable strategy to get my waifu? What do you think she is more likely to bring, an Amazon or a Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810823
>OMG a human other than the one I like is talking to me
>OMG PANIC

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick and tired of these damn monster girls making me horny! Fuck monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810823
>offer to be her wingman if she'll set you up in turn
All things considered, it is a good deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810878
>All things considered, it is a good deal

The game has informally established that matchmaker is actually a profitable career in MGE, at least with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810823
Probably not with this specific succubus. It's not like Nataly can't approach him on her own, it's that she deliberately chooses not to due to Thomasson thinking monsters will kill him due to being raised in an Order town. Seeing men walking around fine doesn't seem to convince him, but seeing the MC getting 2 monster wives and being fine does, so it will be really hard to get him to that bar without you being married first and if he's still terrified then Natalie will refuse to go herself.

OTOH, if you just go around saying you are looking to get a Minotaur wife you could skip all this hassle. The local monsters are quite likely to help set you up. The RPG town is also near (located in?) a region called "Matron Plain" which we know has at least a lot of Holstaurs and similar MGs, so the likelihood of people knowing about single Minos close by is really high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810872
>I'm tired of these motherfuckin snake girls on this motherfuckin plane!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd make Eros proud by working hard as a matchmaker. So hard I fact that I neglect my own love life much to the frustration of the local cupids

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810956
>matchmaking eventually takes you to a volcanic area.
>hellhounds, slamanders, young foxes. all sorts of fire element monsters in the area
>cupids as a whole have had enough of you ignoring your love life.
>one of them sneaks up behind you while you are talking and stabs you in the leg with a arrow
>every single monster in a 50 mile radius hears your pain and has their protective instincts kick into overdrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810956
Same

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlins are womanlets, right? Imagine an anomaly that is a tall gremlin, as in a gremlin that is the height of an average adult human woman and not some "shortstack" or a "fun size" girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40811033
What about a goblin

[Anonymous No.]

>when monsterization becomes just plain outright lazy

[Anonymous No.]

Little nun Alice girls with beautiful blonde hair and an innocent look!

[Anonymous No.]

gunfox
>no cares for traditional seduction or fox trickery
>Just domes Anon with a realmsilver bullet and drags his unconscious body back to her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810954
Sneks on a plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40811090
She looks too small to drag me

[Anonymous No.]

Why are slimes so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40811122
She looks like licorice and its making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40811114
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40810140
She's about to rock that little cultist's world.

[Anonymous No.]

Important reading material.

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>>40811157
I never read Goosebumps

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>>40811157
I'll finally be able to beat that silly cows game with this

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>>40811157
escape? im moving into the labyrinth

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>>40811157
Too unrealistic. Nobody escapes the labyrinth. I remember the year Ms. Haku made it required reading for her all male class. Then she tried to take them on that field trip. Not a single one made it out unmarried. One almost made it, but he forgot that all the cow monsters are technically minotaurs. He always was Ms. Haku's favorite student.

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>Enter the minotaur labyrinth
>Get got by an ushi
Why not just call it the cow maze?

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Would anybody happen to have a collection of all the old waterworld memes or know where I could find them? I tried looking through the mega archive but couldn't find them.

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>>40811263
>say this
>hear sobbing throughout the entire maze
>several of the cows run up to you and start trying to tell you how having big breasts doesnt make them a cow.

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>>40811305
Shut the fuck up Boomer Cheshire Cat/Boomer Boogey. Nobody cares about an irrelevant movie.

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>>40811263
They'll let anyone in so long as they're wearing cow print nowadays. This neighborhood has gone to shit.

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>>40811402
Tamamo, you've let yourself go. You're going on a diet. No more fried tofu for you.

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Do green worms enjoy dancing? How about the other incect/spider like monster girls? I bet with all those legs they would be great a tap dancing.

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>>40811589
Have you never seen a caterpillar conga?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICGMXsiEaFc

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>>40810623
With how often monster girls refer to sex as getting eaten I can't blame any guard for signing up with false expectstions

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>>40811598
i remember this from microcosmos, great documentary if you like looking at bugs doing bug stuff

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>>40811661

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>>40809772
When there's smoke, they pinch back.

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>>40811812
wow that took me for a nostalgia ride

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>>40802856
meds

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Why are vampire whores so expensive? They’re bleeding me dry and worse yet they won’t leave me alone saying I’m their only and best customer

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>>40810172
that's a bear

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>>40811875
How do I tell my cheshire friend that her Klaus impersonations stopped being funny after 12th time?

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>>40811882
those ones in the pic are lesbians, take them back

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>>40811908
Tell her house cats are ecologically a burden and make a move on her Wonderworm friend.

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>>40811941
That's not exactly a good point when that applies to literally any carnivore especially including yourself.

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>>40806168
>>raiju gf calls you sparky
okay that's kinda cute.

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>>40811958
It doesn't matter if it's a good point when all that mattered was making her shut up.

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>>40811979
It absolutely would not make her shut up though because she'd ACKSHUALLY all over your face.
Possibly literally.

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>>40811882
Do they do house calls?

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>>40811908
You tell her two more weeks. Cheshire goes to all the wrong boards and probably gets banned for telling the LGBT board to go alp themselves on a weekly basis.
But I can't deny I still want a schizo cat.

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>>40812089
she's going to wear the mask and she WILL get vaxxed

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So what's the shoggoth slime-pit like?

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>>40811696
I'd let that sandworm eat me

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Elves love ugly men.

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>>40812867
like oobleck or slime

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i still think of massive fucking thighs

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>>40813069
This elf is a total bitch though.

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>>40813472
Massive hatter cake on bottom heavy day

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Why aren't you awake yet anon?

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>>40814088
Im forever awake until my shift ends, I like night shift atleast. I wonder, which mamonos would love to stay awake with you during your home office night shift?

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>>40814088
Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.

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>>40813472
>>>/d/

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>>40814123
Owl mages and bat girls for a start

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>>40814088
I am.

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>>40814155
Remember in any Slavic monster gym, you gotta cross the bar a certain way lest you get punished

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>>40814155
She's saying something about coffee?

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>>40814214
She's saying the coffee is cold.

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What would your wife make as breakfast usually?

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>>40814343
Charred things that started as bacon and eggs

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>>40814343
Pancakes or waffles with excessive amounts of cinnamon.

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>>40814233
Yuck.

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>>40814410
Hellhound?
>>40814427
Wonderlander?

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>>40814494
The one overdoing the cinnamon is a hellhound, they really like their spices.

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>>40814494
No, a dragon! She cooks with her own breath! Magnanimous and beneficent is she!

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>>40814529
Ah
>>40814530
Her mama taught her how not to burn her foods when she makes food using her breath.... poor dragon

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>>40814575
>never taught her
Fuck, I wish this to not happen again

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>>40814530
this is why you go for the oldest dragons, they actually know how to cook unlike the young ones who only eat fast food and use their phones or computers all day long and dont look up how to cook

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dragons are pretty fancy

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which of the two would you go with?

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>shirohebi learns to emit flames from her tongue
>lamia kisses last at least 10 minutes

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>>40814730
Civilization was founded by men who wished to eat baked goods prepared by Dragons.

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>>40815083
>hebi flames exist to make you fiercely loyal to her and crave her body like a pizza box
>10 minutes later of wild hebi frenching
>flame debuff applies times 11 on you
>mind can only think sex whenever you see hebi/stand next to her
>the second you see her or stand next to her, your dick becomes diamonds and you *have* to explode her womb on the spot due to the flames debuff
didn't even stand a chance in this world

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>>40815260
Imagine eating some cake made by a dragon for your birthday

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>>40815313
Okay I imagined it and I hate you now because it will never happen

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>>40815519
Slime sensei makes me funny

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>>40815579
Careful anon, she'll eat you up

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>>40815519
Teachers are one of the type of monsters I want to molest me and rape me

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>Out fishing
>Find cool ring in the river
>Put it on
>I’m I am now apparently married to a 9 wights
They should really put a warning on these things

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>>40815012
I can see the black's CUNT.

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>>40815755
stop snitching

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>>40815743
Congrats on the wives, you now get a few cool keeps to live in

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>>40815755
>>40815771
Pretty sure the actual naughty bits there are covered by a piece of silver cloth or metal or whatever this is

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>>40815797
metal bandaid

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>>40815743
Ash nazg something something

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>>40815797
i've got vacationed for posting it before but such things are arbitrary as ever

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>>40815755
ok but which of the two would you pick?

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>>40815313
imagine making a cake for a dragon's birthday and watching her smile as she eats it

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>>40815755
What compels an anon to snitch? You gain nothing for it, the post is not off topic, the image is not off topic, and it isn’t shit so why? Do you wish to make the jannies’ lives easier? Do you honestly think the advertisers will pull out, which considering the quality of them I think will never happen. Do you think if we post enough porn they’ll just outright ban all monster girl threads? I’m honestly curious

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>>40815851
kuro
shiros a little unstable

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>>40815932
He's trying to get into officer D. Elf's good graces (so he can then get into her pants)

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>>40796138
Fox milk.

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>>40815935
shes not that bad, just that she still a virgin after eons have passed
https://i.imgur.com/YORYzc4.jpg

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>>40816076
Milk that's been marked up way too much yet is shit

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>>40815929
That's also very cute

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Anon no, don't give that Wendi Coffee!
All that caffeine is too much for her!

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>>40816276
What's the worst that could happen? It's not like she's a spider or nothin'

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>>40816284
>Wendi so jacked up on Caffeine she can now vibrate through walls
You fool, no locked freezer can stop her now!

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>>40815932
I'd understand more if the janitors touched anything else in these threads. I get the feeling they ignore them completely until smut turns up.
>>40815951
Officer D. Elf just sits on her fat ass and stuffs her face with donuts.

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>>40816296
That'd take like 100 cups

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>>40816342
Please, the natural pep of a wendi at LEAST counts for 40 cups

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>>40816375
Genki-Wendi

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>>40816400
>When she Awawas it sounds like she's speaking into a fan

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>>40816302
i personally like officer P'orc better since she got a fatter ass as well she smells like bacon on these hot days

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>>40816471
She's also good with kids.
Truly an upstanding officer.

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>>40816488
Also has a way cuter face compared to D.Elfs menacing face

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>>40816502
>Officer D. Elf has resting bitch face, or at least the menecing version of.
>Officer P. Orc has an adorable, cute one that can light up a room.

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>>40816502
>>40816521
It made officer D. Elf's day when little Anon thanked her and gave her a hug after she helped him find his parents when he got lost.

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>>40816521
Officer P.orc is also quite soft to hug
>>40816576
>Her smile still scared little anon even though she tried not to make it scary

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orcs are very good girls

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>>40816598
Exceptionally so, she's just waiting to get herself a husband one day.

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>>40816604
extremely good, especially in tight clothes

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>>40816604
So are they gonna raid anons sleep over party?

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>>40816604
very helpful for you

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>>40816633
I volunteer to take that elf's place so she can go home.

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>>40816630
they are going to take anon to the beach

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feral P'orcs are near and getting closer, anon

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last cute p'orc from me

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I wanna become a p'orc tribes breeding stud.

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Anon! 30-50 feral p'orcs have invaded the thread! What are you gonna do?

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>>40816815
Tea. I'm going to make tea.

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>>40816815
wrestle them and breed them after I domesticated them

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>>40816815
Offer myself as bait to save the thread.
And by bait I mean sending them dick pics and hoping for the best.

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P'orc cheerleader

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>>40816834
I snapped a picture of her panties that I'm going to use as blackmail material. If she doesn't meet me behind the bleachers then I'm going to show everyone her shimapan.

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>>40816851
Anon, just ask her out

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>>40816853
Blackmail is hotter though.

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Good morning/afternoon/evening thread. Please consider the badass sword undead around the corner.

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>>40816866
nah, it aint. just way smeller and for the ugly

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>>40816866
what the fuck man

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>>40816866
>t. rata

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>>40796138

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Honestly feel like that gacha poster is a damn bot

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>>40817038
nah, i like monsters to be of flesh and bone not goop

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>>40817056
just take the slime wife and be grateful

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>>40817074
nah, i already have three better wives