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How's your wife's cooking? Mine is pretty good at it but she puts too many spices in everything, even cookies. (pic related not my wife)

>>21740188
>rape-fetish scare-arousal
You really overestimate what KC means by "rape." He intends it as pushy seduction and many monsters lose their rape mode once married.

You really come across like someone who's only ever read the profiles and remembers small snippets of guides people have posted but never actually read the entire thing. Did you read the interactions between a witch and a hard working manual labour worker for example? You can try and spin is as a "hex" and make it sound more sinister than it is if you want but it came off cute and adorably lewd rather than scary like you're trying to make monsters sound.

That's far from the only example either and countless other monsters who are happy with being submissive don't exactly strike fear into men the way you try and make it sound like. Manticore is the only one who even fills the fetish you're talking about and even then, judging by KC's recent tweets they fill their partner in on the truth after the first session.
How can fear be a girl's focus if it's only used in the first encounter and there's many things with her that would come after?

Pic related, hardly the face of fear either.

>>16456377
>Does anyone actually like Ushi-Onis?
Love em.
>And I don't mean your headcanon, lovey dovey waifu one, I mean the canon rapey pelvis breaky one.
Pelvis breaking is a bad thread meme, they're rough and aggressive but no permanent damage done unless you count being turned into an incubus eventually as damage.
>With the Ushi-Oni as it's described in the encyclopedia you're not going to see another human again
Sounds great to me.

Really though, profiles are vastly exaggerated based on what the scholar thinks. They have sex a hell of a lot more than humans, possibly to the point of 4-5 times a day but they still do other stuff.

They can take up hobbies for the sake of making their husbands happy and also need to go hunting for food, an Ushi wife would probably be thrilled if her husband took up an interest in hunting with her. You could even play to each other's strengths, she catches a wild beast with her web and you throw a spear to kill it so neither of you get hurt by getting close.
>Can someone who likes that version of the Ushi-Oni come out and say why?
Some men just have a weakness for fluffy rape spiders, I know I do.

>>16302016
How to keep a boy's bones strong and his hips full of energy? Cuisine.

>>15958130
This thread isn't that gotten, I browse /jp/ every day and usually see it when checking out the older threads in the catalog.

And thanks for posting the Ushi-oni, she was the gateway drug for me. I'm a sucker for horned girls and dark skin and she has a very tarantula-esque design. I gave in rather quickly.

>>15569864
The initial reaction was hilarious.

Glad it's possible though, I wouldn't trust a woman who doesn't know how to make home made sausages to handle the one between my legs.

God fucking dammit. I told myself that I would never ever fall for this monstergirl shit.

... But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute. God. What the fuck is wrong with me. I've fallen head over heels for a fucking spidergirl. You guys win. I'm a monsterfag now, as much as it pains me to say it.

Teaching your Ushi-Onii waifu to cook is one of the greatest accomplishments you can make in your life.

Now if only you can get her to produce milk?

>>14496188
Ushis can be civil when it means they get praised in return. Doesn't mean they don't be beasts in the bedroom though.

>>14359007
That's the story behind this Ushi-Oni, she threw a dead boar on the ground and expected her husband to eat it. He got upset so she started taking cooking lessons.

Personally I think the husband was a pussy, I'd have done my best to roast that thing.

>>14352838
>The meal is something extremely simple like a casserole
>It wasn't so much the meal itself that won you over, it was the sheer love and dedication she put into it
>The way she fidgeted nervously before you tasted it was adorable
>Still, the meal was wonderful and so is the look of sheer joy on the Ushi's face

>>14285543
I'm not sure if she would let me.

If anything it would be her teaching me that life is about sex. That is unless I could distract her with cooking classes.

>>13955320
>You could say...it's Sockholm Syndrome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGYyTw9RIa8

>>13762270
>Spidercow can go fuck itself with a chainsword.
Oh come on you bully, they're lovely at heart. Just give one some hugs and bellyrubs and with tickling behind her fluffy ears and she'll be in heaven.

>>13714147
>ushi-oni
>evil
They're just misunderstood, plus I'm sure they become putty in your hands for a little if you pet behind those fluffy ears.

So we know that Ushis can't usually cook, but what kind of meals do you think they'd like their husbands to make?