Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Poi!

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Turning a shy Greenworm into a confident rising star idol as her manager!

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>>33125365

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CBT wizard time

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How would monsters react if I made a special gun that shot my projectile cum at them?

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>>33125381
You know damn well what famous musicians do.

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Where did the last thread go? I don't see it in the archive.

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>>33125365

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>>33125486
>>33094554
It's on warosu too.

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>>33125486
>>33111179

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God created Adam and Eve.
Adam fucked the snake.
Now Eve is upset and steals Adam's seed and starts the Order.
Adam and the snake make lots of little lamia babies
Lilith came around and liked what Adam was doing so she decided to make monsters into girls
And that is story of how it all began, as told by the dark priest!

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I would love to be taken away to a monster girl village where they have never seen a man before

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Merry Horse.

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Exploring haunted houses, paying the ghosts a visit! Have a chat with the Arachne in the attic! Sticking around for when the goats to hold mass in the basement!

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>>33125554
Man, getting fucked by one must feel really degenerate.

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I just want a yandere mershark with messy hair to stalk me through the office building while humming the jaws theme.
Then corner me in the break room and leave me to be found by HR with love bites all over my torso. It's not that much
I'm asking for.

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Hug the slug

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>>33125424
I wish Mino-chan would just admit she's a minotaur. I'd still happily milk her.

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>>33125591
Forget that crap anon, the important thing is they're ALL best girls.

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>>33125591
Nothing degenerate about getting pinned against a wall by big horse butt while she pounds your pelvis to dust.

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>>33125513
So all this shit started because Adam was a scaly?

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>>33125504
That was 2 threads ago. >>33111179 was last thread. For some reason it was in limbo between being up and appearing in the archive. It's up now.

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>>33125513
Lilith liked that a guy was fucking a regular snake?

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>>33125424
Very nice cow.

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>>33125646
>>33125638
I should've mentioned that the snake was also a lamia because how else can the snake suppose to make lamia babies

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>>33125656
Because the father was a human, and human + snake = lamia?

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>>33125638
based and snekpilled

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>>33125633
What about a centaur getting on top of you and she thrusts her waist on you, milking your penis with her horse pussy as if it was like a humanoid woman was on top of you?

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Can your wife do an ultra combo?

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>>33125719
nah grew too pudgy for that

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>>33125719
Hisako is one of the reasons I still root for Microsoft to make another good Killer Instinct game.

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What is your waifu's biggest fear and what do you do about it?

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>>33125795
Stairs, who needs them when we have ramps for old people

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>>33125795
ancient evils tend to have abandonment issues

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>>33125795
accidentally inflicting permanent injury

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>>33125365
Boy, I sure hope I don't run into any of Nav's shortstack, nee-san Monsters.

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How would a married Life any% speedrun change now?

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>>33125656
How? Assuming Adam was the first, humans weren't in their genetic pool yet.

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>>33125795
I've never really thought about this kind of stuff too hard, so I don't know.

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>>33125912
It's religion, nothing has to make sense.

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Humour lichs when they ask you out with cheesy pick -up lines in monotone
>hey... did you know i'm not just a necromancer but a nec-romancer?

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whats better, maledom or elfdom?

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>>33126083
I'm not reading that but from the wow stock images it doesn't look worth reading anyways, so...

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Dragons

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>>33126122
suck dick

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>>33126128
my dick

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>>33126083
Yes.

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>>33126135
is bigger than a bridge

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>>33126128
They do many things, but yes, that is one of them

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>fairies pro-wrestling a men's cock

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Do you keep secrets from your wife?
My dragon wife doesn't know I secretly pray to Tiamat to boost her fertility, and hopefully give her the Secret Skill [Mother of All Dragons] that would allow her to birth other types of dragons.

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>>33126171
Hope she's ready for the chokeslam.

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>>33126122
It's important to remind everyone that dragons are objectively the most powerful and perfect monster girls! So please be grateful and remind them how perfect they are!

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>>33126193
Whenever I see this face, I just want to cram my dick far down her throat in order to shut her up.

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>>33126193
nah They doo doo

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Remember that Lilims, dragons, baphomets, they are all only scary if you let them be
Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate.

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>>33125900
Grab a pen while slandering the extremists and threaten to cut your dick off. A demon will appear to stop you. Run up and sloppily cursive your name onto her thigh.

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I AM FOX!
NOT A CAT!

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>>33126242
So I should be so dumb and naive believing that lilims are just white winged succubi, baphomets are just small weresheep and dragons are winged lizardmen?

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Got the thought about a kiki fingering herself to idea of cleaning up an anon's house... then cleaning up anon to be a respectable man

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>>33126262
I think the idea was that the task to defeat monsters is not a impossible one, and you should never let fear cripple your chances so badly

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what kind of ridiculous and awkward flirting would you do to your maid? would she even accept?
>try to flirt with your maid
>surely your image boards prepared you!
>her face

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Remember that if your kakuen turns blonde, the only way to calm her down is to attack her tail.

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>>33126203
How far down are we talking about?

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>>33126295
A guy asked why no one makes a monstergirl version of congalala?
Everyone one knows why there is none of that, and thank jesus for it

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>>33126296
All the way to Australia

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>>33126296
I would use her stomach juice has lubricant if I could.

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>>33126313
I've seen one congalala picture, and thank god it wasn't degenerate.

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If you get drunk and your vamp waif sucks your blood, does she get drunk too?

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>>33126190
Everyone has secrets. Both her and me.
Then again, it's hard to hid anything from my waifu. She's pretty observant, and rather persuasive when she wants to be.

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>>33126169
>he wants to do WHAT with my tail?

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>>33126421
Shove it in his ass.

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>>33126377
yes, the alcohol is in your blood

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>Elves aren't lewd
Who are they trying to fool?

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>>33126475
It would be worse if it was pot in your bloodstream though.

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>>33126495
im no doctor, but im pretty sure anything that you inhale ends up in your blood

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>>33126475
Wouldn't it be diluted though

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>>33126421
Yeah, I wanna hug_ it, so what?

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>>33126512
I know, what I'm trying to say is that she'll drink your blood which will give her the case of the munchies, which will result in her drinking more and ending up going into a feedback loop until you pass out.

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>>33126290
Put all her cleaning gear on the tallest shelves so she has to ask me for help getting it.

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>>33123570
Rapier and dagger

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>>33126290
Hide all her clothes and tell her she's still expected to work, even if she can't find her dress.

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I want to cum in my daughteru.

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>>33126661
too late, i already did it

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>>33126486
Traditional female elven garb is a vestige from when they had to attempt to entice notoriously low libido male elves.
Thankfully, they have much more able and willing partners now.

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>>33126661
I want to cum in my waifu and make even more daughterus

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>>33126679
She hasn't even been born yet, guy.

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>>33126661
>>33126699
>>33126703
Cumming in your waifu while she has your daughteru means you're cumming all over your daughteru.

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>>33126693
how do we stop these lewd elves?

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>>33125595
If she's a tomboy too I'm all aboard

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>>33126721
Yes. It's a father's most honorable duty to baste his unborn daughteru in his cum so she comes out healthy and strong and attractive.

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>>33126721
Bro that's not how anatomy works...

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>>33125595
>>33126723
a

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>>33125595
This is the type of dangerous girl that keeps pinching your butt all the time. If you turn around when she comes up behind you and tell her to stop, it only makes her more smug. On the other hand, if you let it happen, she'll just ramp up her teasing until she gets a reaction out of you. There's no winning with this apex predator. And Eros help you if your boss forces you to go on the company retreat to the beach.

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>>33126744
What the fuck

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>>33126775
You just have to press your dick into her cervix as you cum and spray as big of a load as you can to cover her uterus.

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>>33126290
>your new kiki maid is doing her kiki maid thing, cleaning up around the house
>you decide to spice things up
>you'll mix flirting with her maid duties
>they love that sort of thing, right?
>as she starts to walk by you, you drop a cup on the ground as obviously intentional as you can be
>positioned so that she'll have to turn and bend over right in front of you
>smugly ask her if she'd mind getting that for you
>all she does is look at you and tear up
>"why are you being meeaaaan?"
>as you step forward to comfort her, she smoothly pulls you in and grapples you under her to the floor
>"actually, I think you're closer"

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>>33126806
>aphids are born pregnant
>in nature, this is asexual but with monster girls, it means the guy is impregnating the daughter inside the aphid girl he's fucking instead of her

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How about grey goo pslime? It can infect humans and automatons. When multiple women who want the same man get infected they form a hivemind to get him. Can also desolve and create matter to solid objects and clothing.

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How about grey goo pslime? It can infect humans and automatons. When multiple women who want the same man get infected they form a hivemind to get him. Can also desolve and create matter to solid objects and clothing.

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>>33126854
>>33126855
we're entering shog territory

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>>33126899
I figure they form it using the materials they consume. Not their bodies to make em different from shogs.

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Fapfapfap

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>>33126855
So, Baby from Dragon Ball GT?

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>>33126854
>>33126855
Why was the first one deleted? They were exactly the same.

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In a school setting, what type of cliques would monster girls form?

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>>33125585
Struggling inside the Arachne's webs so she'll hug you tighter!

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>>33127044
For some reason it said failed connection and apparently posted it anyway. I posted the second one cause i thought the firs one failed. I deleted the first one as a result.

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>>33125795
She's dead afraid of me leaving her no joke (even though I'd never do something like that). I just give her plenty of hugs and kisses to her snaky white body while enduring the demonic flames she pours into me.

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>>33125842
Who's your wife anon?

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>>33127050
basic cliques, the nerds, the jocks, the prepies and so on

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>>33126077
Telling the lich that she isn't romantic! Not even in the slightest bit!

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>>33127052
Then you start hugging her instead!

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>>33125842
Couldn't you get the injuries healed?

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>>33126243
What if the demon didn't appear? Do I just stand there naked with a cleaver like a retard?

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>>33126405
>rather persuasive
Nah, I bet that you're just not tight-lipped enough

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>>33126579
>Kiki doing parkour up the cupboard because she doesn't want to bother mastah's sleep

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>>33127079
spider
>>33127113
doesnt mean it wont hurt like hell

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>>33126814
getting pinned down by your kiki maid is the cutest thing ever

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>>33126969
Anon stop playing with her tail and go tend her. She's having a fever just look at the sweat and blush on her face

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>>33127144
Don't worry. Mamono mana makes sure that she won't be able to physically hurt you by accident! The mental damage of being helplessly tied up and endlessly injected with venom, however....

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>>33127132
>Kiki falls over and gets hurt which wakes up the mastah anyway

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>>33127168
Poor little mouse.

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I need a chalice full of monster girl cum stat

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>>33127179
Boys like that kind of treatment so it's fine.

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>>33127189
>Master coming down the stairs only to see the poor kiki that sprained her leg
>Kiki blushing from embarrassment and happiness as she sits on mastah's lap while he tends her wounds
>Mastah needing to tie down kiki on his bed because she refuses to rest
>Kiki going crazy when she realizes that mastah is doing all the housework including Kiki's own laundry while she is unable to get off the bed

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>>33127179
shes gets overzealous and is a biter

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>>33127213
Those are just her way of marking her love to your body. No need to worry about the scars

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I hear if you worship your local ice queen hard enough she’ll make winters snowy but with no windchill is this true?

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>>33127237
If you marry her you'd inherit cold resistance from consuming her mana

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>>33127212
Kiki should learn to not be afraid to ask for mastah's help when she really needs it so things don't just get worse.

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What would be the most likely monster girls that would be all about getting shotas aside from Dark mage

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>>33127237
Look at her letting it go!

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>>33127283
Pedo bear monster girl.

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>>33127295
I got to draw that, any good pics for that

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>>33127328
Just draw Grizzly in the iconic pedobear pose

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>>33126807
The cervix seals up during pregnancy, and if it was breached in such a way, the fetus would be miscarriaged, or stillborn.

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>>33127295
Or yeti

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>>33127425
La Pedobear Blanca

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>>33126190

>Not Bahamut

You're evil! Shame!

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>>33127498
Maybe you're right. My wife is a metallic dragon after all.

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>>33127498
sorry, metal cant beat chrome

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>>33127050
Pharaoh forms her own little "kingdom"

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Help, my small town was invaded by a roving mob of monstergirls and all the single men were taken... except me. Is there something wrong with me?

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>>33127698
Oh simple, you are claimed, she just hasn't come by to pick you up yet

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>>33127698
>Girls snatching boys up
>see anon
>"No, not him"
>anon is flabbergasted
>"Why won't anyone rape me?"
>"I'll rape you, Highlander"

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>>33127698
you have a childhood friend waiting for you

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>>33127698
Well, how long has it been since you took a shower? And your BMI?

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>>33127283
Bogey?

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Does anyone know if the profile ordering on KC's site (the long panel on the left) is the intended order? Certainly doesn't look so judging by the drawing skills quality.

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>>33127698
just start wearing black ill-fitting long robes and heavy, hard to remove armor above your waist.
Some dumb gullible underage monster girl with chuunibyou complex is sure to find your aesthetics "edgy" or "cool" and will attack you immediately, unknowingly bounding herself for life with a loser who couldn't even get raped properly.

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>>33128084
Didn't KC go back and redo a bunch of them?

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>>33128122
Yeah there's been some updates but I can't remember which ones.

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>>33127698
Maybe you're claimed already, but you just don't know it yet. Say, anon... have you had any lewd dreams recently

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>>33128255
I think the mega archive has some of them in the "Old Profile" folder

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>>33128122
I was ready to answer that that's not the case for some of those early-placed profiles, but upon closer inspection it does appear that all of them have been updated at some point. Mentally replacing them with earlier versions makes art-style evolution look pretty organic.

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Virgin wizards should be careful about summoning succubi as familiars. Odds are high you'll get a gyaru succ who constantly teases you for being a nerdy cherryboy.

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>>33128466
That's why you do it AFTER you hit 30 and acquire amazing wizard powers

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>>33128496
But can amazing wizard powers protect you from gyaru smugness?

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Stronk space chicks getting in trouble due to social media!

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>>33128514
Yes

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>>33127698
You are secretly married. Or an Alp.

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>>33127237
i cant look at this and not imagine her speaking in tom kenny's voice im sorry

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Get in here anon we're playing WWE 2K14

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>>33128339
To add to that and close the topic, there is a button at the top of the panel to place them in the ordering they appeared in hardcover books.

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>>33128514
Restrain them and spank them while calling them thots and leaving them sexless!

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Hold hands!

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I think it's best if you give up and accept the complete destruction of your pelvis, Anon.

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>>33128959
I can't believe she'd want to do something so lewd with a boy so young. And in public, no less.

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>>33128967
Raging Mushroom ;)

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>>33128595
Invisible penises just sound ridiculously hilarious.

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>>33128967
Time for Dragon daughters.

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Could I use sexual domination, bondage, edging, denial and ruining to condition my Manticore wife to cum from her tail?
Could I make her tailpussy so sensitive that she would cum more from her tail than I do?
Could I have her mindbreak herself trying to mindbreak me?
Force her to keep draining me, when she tries to pull away from overstimulation?

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>>33128984
Here’s the thing dude, their tails, like, have a mind of their own. Sure she controls it but once her brain short circuits her tail runs on instinct, so you’ll get sucked until you’re drunk on pleasure like her

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>>33128551
Why?
Strong space chicks are the best.

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>>33129040
But they tweet things the Tanuki don't like

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>>33129040
He's trying to sneak political garbage into the thread by vaguely alluding to real-life events

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>>33129073
If you didn't explain it, nobody need ever know.

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>>33129078
The post directly above mine indicates that he was going to keep trying until someone got it anyway

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>>33128984
As long as you don't get barbed by the tail, yes it is possible. Although so, it will be very hard to condition a manticore and result in certain misfortune if she manages to break her bounds

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>>33129091
Okay but in the real world I didn't.

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>>33129060
This wouldn't happen if he was a jedi

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remember to help out child demons with minor contracts

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of releasing an millenia old monster, and they swear alegence to you

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>>33129120
Gene is magical enough as is.

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>>33129073
I am completely out of the loop what do I need to google to know who fucked up this time?

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>>33129138
Remember to always unseal all foxes that are imprisoned in shrines! They'll definitely give you a nice reward for freeing them.

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stop fucking undoing seals you idiot
now an ancient evil is about to make mince meat of you

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>>33129185
It was [spoilers]you off topic faggots going somewhere else.[/spoiler]

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You can actually tame a hellhound if you introduce her to the concept of a jalapeno bacon cheeseburger

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>>33129185
I'm not going to answer that.

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>>33128967
That a deathclaw?

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>>33129216
haha look at this anon

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>>33129032
Which will make her short circuit even more. At this point, her tail is raping her too.

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>>33129213
>>33129215
Help, I'm lost, which one of these advices do I trust

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>>33129073
This.
>>33129060
The thread should stop talking about it.

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>>33129287
Undo the seals. The ancient evil will pledge eternal undying loyalty to you.

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>>33129078
>>33129091
It's better that we don't know yet. Stop talking about off-topic shit.

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>>33129310
Why are you yelling at me when I'm saying the same thing as you

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>>33129121
I read that as "dost thou accept thot?"

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>>33129274
if I see that stupid fucking goddamn cat one more time

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>>33129185
Please do not.

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>>33129213
Stick it in and cum inside without completely unsealing her.

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>>33129339
feed kobolds chocolate

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>>33129216
Ctrl + S

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>>33129336
SQUISH!

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>>33129336
Bamboozled!

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>>33129320
As agreement.

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>>33129105
>>33129032
BDSM is about trust and safety. I wouldn't do anything she doesn't want, she wouldn't entrust her to me if she didn't trust me. Having her break her boundaries to turn the tables on me is very hot tho.
Also I wouldn't mind if my conditioning resulted in mutual mindbreak, me being able to pleasure her like she pleasures me sounds much nicer than just being a cumpump.

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>>33129121
>childhood friend accidentally makes a stronger binding contract than she intended

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>>33129368
Or yubis.

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>>33129389
Dump the sack in a river.

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>>33129421
MLEM

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Cheshire ASMR

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>>33129339
Look, I have absolutely do idea what this is about and if it's that bad you shouldn't tell me. Let me live in ignorance.

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>>33129475
We're no strangers to love

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>>33129481
Good. Now what monster girl stuff should we talk about?

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>>33129485
Put dick in mouth to shut her up.

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I want a Hakutaku to lecture me while giving me a blowjob and still talking while my dick is in her mouth.

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>>33129486
Well I still want to talk about Aisha and or other space stuff. Space is nice.

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>>33128870
Old WWE vidya that wasn't glitchy as the modern stuff? I'm in.

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>>33129517
I want to lewd a demon in space.

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>>33129552
>it's the GameBoy ones

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>>33129517
>>33129570
Alien bug monster girls are the best.

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>>33129400
Fucking based

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>>33129570
Ackhually she's a "daemon"

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Is your wife really a monster if she doesn't have a womb tattoo?

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>>33129570
>>33129606
Demonian of planet Demonia.

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>>33129639
Deimos is a moon!

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>>33129606
>Daemon corrects you in the correct terminology and proper titles as she she uses your face as a new chair
>She doesn't have any pants on panties on while doing this since apparently that's against her culture

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>>33129647
I said Demonia, not Deimos.

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>>33129552
Whats with that even?
I don't get how glitches either stay the same or get worse every year

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>>33129682
And I fucked the Radiator Woman from the Radiator Planet

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>>33129583
Damn it anon I hadn't thought of them in years.
>>33129688
Recycling the same game every year but just switching out the wrestlers and adding/removing one or two features, although it doesn't explain their QA department.
Although it seems they took a year to skip it, I can just imagine how pissed a Gremlin would be seeing the last one.

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>>33129688
Becuase wile the engine has changed, they outright refuse to move on with the assetts, so the old files clash with the new and it becomes a cluster fuck
New wrestlers are not exactly "new" just old CAW skeletons with tweaked animations for supers/intros

To keep this on topic, Imagine if EMG never left the farm arc and just cycled monsters with some of them getting design overhauls

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>>33129715
It's still the Radiator planet, and not the Radios moon.

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>>33129213
Ok but I don't need a reward it's probably boring being stuck in a smelly old shrine all day, I would hope somebody would let me out too.

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>>33129400
very nice anon. Be sure to give her lots of loving aftercare

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>>33127698
>he didn't realize the marriage contract with his demon childhood friend he wrote in crayon as a child was legally and spiritually binding

[Anonymous No.]

>>33129632
Insignias don't need to be on the womb

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>>33129967
Aftercare is almost as nice as the sex itself especially when she falls asleep cuddled in Your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33129992
Exactly! They should be drawn all over the body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130071
Like this?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>33130188
My homunculus imouto can't be this cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33129213
>>33129776
>Ancient evil fox covered in seals and trapped in an abandoned shrine naked
>Anon stops by the abandoned shrine on the way home for reasons unknown
"Greetings mortal, I seem to be in a predicament. Could you be a dear and please undo these seals?"
>Anon does as she asks without batting an eye, even gives her his jacket to cover up
"HAHAHA! Foolish mortal, you've done well to release me! Now I shall start my subjugation of this land once more and rule with an iron fist! However, I am not an ungrateful dark mistress. I shall show you gratitude for what you've done for me! Any 1 wish you have, I shall grant it! Anything at all!"
>The ancient evil fox was ready for the clearly virgin anon to ask for something ridiculous like her hand in marriage or sex in return
>In fact she's fantasized about this moment for well over 1000 years while sealed up
"Oh no I'm good I gotta head back home pretty quickly, mom's making pizza rolls and I told my friend I'd be online as soon as I get back"
>She's a little confused
"Ok, well, see ya"
>Anon leaves the shrine, she's stuck somewhere between confused and angry
>World domination is on hold for now, she's not going to let anon get away this
>Tfw she actually just traded one prison for another

[Anonymous No.]

>>33129647
>Deimos
I'm now picturing monstergirl versions of the Infested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33129632
reminder that womb tattoos are the thot marks of the modern-day, just because she has a womb tattoo doesn't mean that she is a monster, at least externally

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>>33130243
And now anon shall be sealed in the shrine until he asks for the ancient's fox hand in marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

Bunger?

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>>33130519
Unga Bunger?

[Anonymous No.]

>*hic* you know an*hic*on? You're a bredyyy good *hic* guy ya'know? Ya *hic* thing I can find some*hic*body like you??

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130528
BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER

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>>33130578
Poor girl's got the hiccups, I should scare her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33129776
>>33130243
>>33130479
>not just converting the shrine to be mobile

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130678
Anon's Moving Shrine

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>>33130578
But I'm a guy like me. What are you on to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127698
Is that you forever alone anon...?

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a dragon
>next day you get a letter in the mail from the DL congratulating you and granting you the title of Dragon Slayer
Do these titles even still have meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130802
You slayed her with your dick.

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>>33130802
Equipped Titles grant pretty useful bonuses.
Dragon Slayer for example makes it easier to tease your dragon wife, especially in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130907
Chicken Chaser is good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

a clown mg approaches you,wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131061
honk her nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131061
Throw tangelos at her. I heard that's their weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130802
At least yours makes sense; I married a Demon and got the title "Cunning Linguist", but I don't even know linguistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131121
I'm now known as Mayor of a Small Village Up the Coast

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130802
>>33131121
>>33131142
These titles all suck ass, everyone knows me as “Quickshot”, a reference to my superior gun skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>33125441
Blow their brains out with a shotgun?

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>>33130802
What do you get if marry a lilim, aside from, maybe, prince?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130578
Keep drinking like that and you'll never find a man

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>>33131362
Quickshot, Thighslapper and Three-Thrust Willie are notorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131404
A shirt that says "I married a lilim and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"

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>>33130776
Did the guy writing this was delusional and genuinely thought he's good or is it some kind of meta postironic humor I don't recognise

[Anonymous No.]

Girls with big man-gropers give great hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131517

[Anonymous No.]

What accents do you want monsters to have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131830
Texan minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130802
I got "tail chaser" after marrying my Manticore wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131830
German Holst vho vants to roll in ze hay

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>>33131517
even small bodies need man grabbers

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>>33130802
>The DL sends out a letter with a title depending on what girl(s) you get to everyone
That sounds really funny.
So anons, what's your wife and what title would you get?

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>>33125365

[Anonymous No.]

Around slimes never relax

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold hands and intertwine fingers with a monster girl, while looking towards and away from her, away and into her eyes, as a courtship ritual. Like im my dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131882
Yoh better have an enourmous schwanzstucker for her Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131957
Just keep a jar on hand at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131957
Being a meleefag is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131027
Chicken Chaser? Do you chase chickens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132063
Chicken Chaser only communicates via farting, belching and obscene hand gestures

[Anonymous No.]

Don't tell me you WANT to go to jail, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127237
SHE'S MRS. EYE-CICLE, SHE'S MISTRESS SNOW!
SHE'S MRS. WHITE CHRISTMAS, SHE'S MISTRESS 10 BELOW!

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>>33132106
Would copyright trolls actually be trolls or just troll-looking demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131915
Does that mean she rapes her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127237
Wish me luck bros, I'm going after some cold brew straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132106
I only buy certified factory-punctured condoms for condom play with my monster wife. She especially loves it when I feign shock and panic when I pull out of her and the semen overflows from her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127212
Playing with Kiki's frilly underwear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33131957
All you need is a pipe and a jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33125365

[Anonymous No.]

>your boss calls you into her office
>"Mr.Anon, I'm going to need you to work late tonight. Also, take this requisition form down to the supply office."
>"Aw man, overtime again? Wait, 'high-grade fertility drugs?"
>look at your boss
>"It's going to be a long night, Mr Anon~"

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>>33132241
MGs would probably be the only ones I would poke the condom myself in hopes of evading feminism after the portals open
>>33132256
I don need no pipe I told a bitch that I was gay so she let me touch her tiddies reachin every kinda way

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>>33132375
Alright, is there anyone here who WOULDN'T instantly turn into a cheap slut at work with mamono involved, eating out their manager for easy promotion and such?
I sure as fuck would

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>>33132087
The most important of all when it comes to monster girls, vulgar thrust.
Thinking about it, Fable would be a comfy monster girl setting, at least the original.
>wasp girls early on
>bandits replaced by p'orcs
>twinblade replaced by a high orc
>werewolves
>undead in lost chapters
>hobbes are now goblins and hobgoblins
>the kraken in the prison escape
>nymphs are replaced by the various mge fairy types

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>>33130194
>Taking Griff-chan out for Tex-Mex and Mariachi music

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>>33132454
You forgot the most important of all, Lady Grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132106

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>>33131517
There's plenty of reasons she's best girl but this is one of the bigger ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132554
her big meaty paws are completely covered in microparticles of shit. i wouldn't dare touch them if I were you

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132440
Sex is nice but having it all the time with anyone would be boring after a while. I also have some sense of pride. I'd only be a manslut for my Manticore wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127237
Ice Queen-sama needs to take it easy on the ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132596
Stop, don't be a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132554
Bruh that tongue alone would completely break me let alone the anal defeat I'd get

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>>33132375
>Anon comes back to his boss
>She's drooling, ready to take those fertility drugs and get to the action
>Looks at the package
>Mamonol PM
>Looks at the request form
>The little check box for fertility drugs is voided out in red ink and the painkiller box right above it above it is checked
>"Yeah boss I think you checked the wrong box! Your headache must be so bad that you couldn't even focus on the form! Here, let me finish up your work, you head on home."
>She tries to resist
>"No, boss, I insist. You're an important part of this office! If you get sick or something it would hurt all of us. I've already called one of my friends, his wife is outside in the car right now to pick you up. No buts ma'am!"
>She reluctantly agrees then starts crying when she gets home
Remember to not let this happen to your boss! Every day dense employees break the hearts of mamono superior everywhere! You can stop this!

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>>33132553
>Sabbath enforcers are being dispached to your location as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>33125365

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132684
I'm going to shove more gloves up their buttholes.

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>>33132609
Sorry, just not into scat.

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>>33132654
>Anon's boss most likely cried (and furiously masturbated) herself to sleep that night
>looks terrible in the morning from lack of sleep
Not only hurting her feelings, but her work performance too. Bad employee anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know if my wife's tail is meaty enough? It's already thicker than her thigh, and she's got thicc thighs.

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>>33132757
Maybe he just wanted to sabotage her so he could get promoted to boss instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132848
At least 80% thicker than her thighs.

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>>33132860
>using a monster's feeling for personal gain
Who's the real monster here?

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>>33132757
This is all part of the bosses plan. She knows her dense employee is so nice that he would offer to dim the lights in her private office and give her a face-down massage on the couch. The only stipulation is that it might feel too good after a night of tense stress to actually make a move on anon, but always remember, to all dense or scheming anons out there, boss ALWAYS wins in the end.

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>>33132860
>>33132920
>she just wanted to suck him off under the table as his secretary all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132375
But I'm working from home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132751
What part of
>Stop, don't be a fag.
do you not understand Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133039
>Naughty office Roleplay in your home office with you kinky Demon waifu.

Mmm, so nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133173
I'm going to shave your paws first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133205
>Her "Office" is your bedroom
I'll take 5

[Anonymous No.]

place cock in human girl bad life and regret
Place cock in monster girl good life and happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133173
I will forever love KC for giving me a new way to call out sodomites on the internet

>No way, Alp
>Get a load of this newalp
>Fuck of, Alp!

And my personal favorite:

You will become a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>"hey anon have i ever told you about the customs and culture of dark elves? for one,as your boss i have to spend several nights on your home to judge your living conditions and how much salary is necessary to sustain you,isn't that funny?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133227
You want 5 bedrooms?

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>>33133248
I'm still used to Alp referring to Alpanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133227
Nice. I'm hoping my Demon fiancee will be into it, it'd definitely be fun spending time under her desk and between her legs, but I wouldn't mind switching places either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133232
Can I at least keep the human girl as a pet? Pretty please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133232
Place cock in human girl and secretly expose her to small doses of demon energy so she slowly transforms into a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133294
stiil true

[Anonymous No.]

Poi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133267
Never sleep in the same one two nights in a row! The Nightmares will never find you!

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>>33127212
>Kiki learned how to free herself from the ropes, had to lock Kiki in his room to keep her there recovering
>At first she was screaming from behind the locked door to let her go
>"Master's house needs cleaning, Master can't possibly do it on her own, Kiki's sorry for worrying Master, Kiki is a good little maid"
>Eventually she calmed down, even started laughing to herself, she must be feeling better
>Anon is out buying groceries, maybe he'll make Kiki her favorite for dinner
>Anon is worried about her, but she should be better any time now
>Get a rumbling on his phone
>It's a picture of the bedroom door broken down, Kiki is lovingly dusting a scribbled drawing she drew of Master
>It depicts Master excitedly tied down with Kiki feeding him while he says 'Thank you Kiki, I'm so happy to have such a good maid'
>Ignored it, gets another buzzing
>Pic related
>Ignore it
>*bing* a message comes in
>I'm coming for you master. Kiki is very upset at Master. Please tell me where you are.
>Another message comes in after ignoring this one
>Master you can't run from me, I WILL hunt you down. Kiki will be a good maid for her Master, she just needs to show you.
What do?

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>>33133337
What if you use one as a trap?

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>>33133267
You don't?
>1 bedroom for sleeping and sometimes fuck in
>1 for fucking
>1 for FUCKING
>1 for romantic fucking
>1 guest bedroom that we fuck in from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133331
It is a cat

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>>33133253
>Invite her home
>Get her tipsy on good wine and homemade food
>Tie her up on the bed and start a tantric massage
>She's moaning weakly and protesting
>Breaks into tears, saying she should be making (You) feel good, it's her job as your boss.
>You kiss her gently and tell her to relax and enjoy herself
>You play with her gorgeous slim muscled body all night before flipping her over and sliding inside of her to make slow, tender love until the sun comes up

Yeah she'll tie me up and break me, but I love that lovey-dovey stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133360
Which one is called The Lovenasium?

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>>33133352
Tell her she can start slowly by cleaning the room she's trapped in while sitting on the wheelchair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133360
>not using the guest bedroom to have 3-ways with the guest

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>>33133381
When you remove the walls in between to make a bigger room.

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>>33133253
? You aren't my boss though. I work at this McDanuki's. You just come in here for coffee every morning. Are you ok? You work 6-7 days a week, you're probably overworked. I can call an ambulance if you're feeling lightheaded or delusional. Here, you can have a Prison Fruit Pie on the house, you probably need it.

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>>33133352
Any who is my maid needs to know her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133488
Do you work with the Demon Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133493
That key in the cleavage reminds me of Eternal Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

Best monster girl to tease when she lost her abs and can't fit in her old outfit due to becoming softer

[Anonymous No.]

Trouble with the trolley, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133680
>the bibble!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133565
No. I work at McDanuki's. I am the morning shift assistant manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133488
>dark elf businesswoman ends up in the hospital due to overworking
>her only friend, the McDanuki's cashier, sits at her bedside while she recovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132708
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133680
Nuns shouldnt have such suckable and fuckable breasts. They make me want to convert to much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133789
I wonder when the hospital staff gets tired of this shit and just tells the dense cashier that the only cure for her is in his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133756
Are you sure she's not working there incognito because she's broke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133902
don't you mean a

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133789
>>33134008
>Dark Elf boss wakes up the next morning
>She vaguely remembers the McDanuki's employee calling an ambulance for her and collapsing
>Looks to her right
>It's her cashier friend, asleep sitting in the chair next to the bed
>On the hospital bed tray there's a McDanuki's coffee with the note 'Got you your morning cup. I'm going to doze off, hope you get better soon - Anon'
>Notices anon's pants are down with a note from the nurse
>'Just get it over with already - Nurse Jinko'

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>>33133352
Continue shopping my groceries and go home as usual. Her leg is sprained, can't catch me. What? She's gonna run me down under her wheelchair? Ridiculous, a kiki's arm wouldn't be strong enough to get the chair to my sprinting speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134165
Listen anon, I speak from experience here. NEVER underestimate a Kiki when she's trying to serve her master. The Kiki Meido Academy Helpline offers powers to desperate Kiki that most may consider... unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33132247
If she catches you doing that, she'll force you to wear those frilly pantsu so your scent gets on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134165
Which monster girl would be the best to enter into a wheelchair race?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33133565
>>33133756
>>33134012

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134216
I tell her "No thanks, I'm not an Alp.".

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134217
3....2....1.... SHSHSHSHSHSHSHShShShShShShshshshshshshhhshhhshhhshhhshhhshhhhhhhhhh...WHOOOOOSHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134262
>fake horns
fucking disgusting disgrace of a demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134280
Then why did you play with them in the first place, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134281
Gremlin does this better because she’s smaller and weighs less

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134216
I'll just fill her up then force her to wear them. Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134213
I'm sure that the academy would understand how she is injured and needs a break. Besides, I've always been wanting to pamper my Kiki since she's been soooo hardworking

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134293
Are you sure she wasn't just lying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134408
Trolled once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134321
I wasn't putting them on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127212
>>33133352
This is the warning video they show in maid academies so that newbies know how important it is to avoid injury

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134444
Imagine being the Kiki that fucked up so bad, she became the clip they show to all the others. Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127097
Well she tried asking out anon the way her banshee friend told her, now she's going to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134361
Yeah sure, they'd stop her from going full yandere, but that doesn't mean you're off the hook mister. They have surveillance on your place, you just don't know it. They know everything that's happened. I'm sure you and your maid will enjoy Ms. Flayer's re-education training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134507
based banshee giving good advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134498
I imagine it would be more like one of those cheesily acted out workplace safety videos
https://youtu.be/5NVYRILmK24
Performed by a graduated maid and her master and based on a true story probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134425
Yes, but you put your fingerprints all over the cloth. Now, if you're going to dirty it anyways, do it thoroughly and make those underwear smell like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134533
Why is a mindflayer coming? W-what did I do wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134533
Fine, I'll let her start working again right away and, oh, she just broke her remaining leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134544
What's the original of this image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134549
No, that's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134038
Bigger shark, bigger eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134570
You're the wiseguy that decided to put all of her gear on the top shelf and forced her to climb up there to get it down. You were too negligent of your maid's drive to be the best servant she can be. For what? You thought it'd be cute if she asked master for help? You thought it would be funny to see her struggling to do her best? You're a failure of a master. The Meido Academy serves to give proper maids to all who want them, but sometimes those people prove ill suited for the task. We have a philosophy to not take the maids away, however, as they truly do love their masters and we wouldn't dare break up that beautiful bond. So it's come to this. Your re-education will begin immediately. Ms. Flayer will be at your location in a few hours. Make sure to call your friends/family/employer and tell them you're going to be gone for a few weeks. If your employer needs an explanation, just say to tell HR CODE-69MEIDO and they'll understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134609
Looks like there are lots of variants in this thread
>>/jp/thread/22184777#p22186045
Original one is probably the bapho one that says "It's fine I'm 500 y/o anyways" or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134776
But I just want my maid to also rely on me a bit more. I did not do anything wrong! No! Cancel the mindflayer's appointment! I do not consent to whatever inhuman treatment she is about to do to me. Me and my kiki are already happy, Shoo shoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134609

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134869
>Anon, scared shitless of what the flayer is going to do him, locks himself in the shed out back
>He is desperately messaging the Meido Academy telling them to leave him along
>Meanwhile Kiki is outside the shed whacking the door with a baseball bat
>"Come on master, it'll be fun! Let Kiki take care of you master~~"
>"Kiki will be gentle, the rope won't hurt I promise master~~"

[Anonymous No.]

Automaton has legs. Nice, glamorous legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Quiet monsters with fat butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134966
Kikis tieing up their master for conditioning is very hot

[Anonymous No.]

>THIS IS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT FROM THE ORDER MEN'S HEALTH ORGANIZATION
Hello guys out there, this is an important PSA from the OMHO. While current statistics show that the majority of men living in non-Order controlled territories are generally cautious of Hellhounds, very few are cautious of the younger ones. "What do you mean? They're just childen, look they're kind of cute" they say, or "Aww look at her, she reminds me of my mom's dog! Look how soft and floofy she is, she lets me pet her for hours on end!". STOP. You need to back away. These beasts are just as, if not more dangerous, than their grown counterparts. They may be innocent little doggos now, but before you know it a fully grown hellhound will be looking for you, likely to provide her with sexual favors. The beast that was previously satisfied with ear scritches and sweet treats now wants nothing but semen which should be saved for your fellow humans. So as a quick rule of thumb. See a little hound? Turn it right on around! See a loli dog on your street? Go back to your sheet! Pup on your porch? Shoo it away with a torch! Thank you for listening to this public service announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134408
What a fantastic story that was. Worth reading for the faces alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135125
I couldn't get past literally nobody having names lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134966
Kiki.. not you too. I just want to also depend on me a bit okay? I'm sorry for hiding your broom on the top shelf. Now please put down the bat and the rope. I don't want to be beaten or whipped please kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135115
Tiny paws wrote this post. Loli heckpups will NEVER be satisfied with sweets or headpats. Yet again, the Sabbath is attempting to trick men with promises of low-risk fluff touching.

[Anonymous No.]

He who wants to mere a dragon should see to it the he himself does not become mered. It takes great strength to mere a dragon, let alone one as powerful as Deonora. You will likely end up a mere mammal before she ends up a mere lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135115
Now I REALLY want to accidentally groom little hellhounds into my future wive or maybe they were grooming me instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>33127212
This is what monsters considers NTR.

The true meaning is completely unknown or met with disgust when explained to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33134609
>>33134942
The witch one is the first one posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135295
>live next door to a hellhound couple
>used to babysit their 3 kids
>used to take them out for ice cream and let them ride on your back to play horsey
>go off to academy for 6 years, come back home
>pounced on by now grown hellhounds
>one says "Hey hey big bro, wanna give me some special ice cream?"
>one says "I missed you big bro~"
>one mounts you and looks you in the eyes
>says "Stick out your tongue already you handsome bastard"
diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135290
She's so old and pent-up you could just walk up to her and break her with a chaste peck on the lips then asking her to marry you while her brain short-circuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>33130802
>Poacher
Why I never! It was completely consensual!

[Anonymous No.]

humans boys crave big _________

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135389
I would rather one mounts me dick as the other mounts my face. Once they both get a turn on my dick then maybe a double titjob if i am lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135395
Note to self: Unless you want to leave with at least 2 wives, do NOT go drinking in Dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135491
girls to turn their pelvis to dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135395
Yes a pent up dragon. It would be like if you ruptured a high-pressure tank, except it will be all directed at you.

[Anonymous No.]

Stand back you weak-minded fool! Avert your gaze or you will go CRYSTAL CRAZY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135508
Have you ever read the Dragonia leaflet? Even the drinks are different invitations to getting a wife in different ways. To be fair I think most activities for male tourists in Dragonia are different varieties of 'oops you're balls deep in a reptile now'

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135491
futa dick

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have that Baphomet saying fuck off? I regret not saving it a few threads ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135611
oi stop shitposting you stupid chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>33135598
It's like your average visit to Thailand then

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>>33135636
>Responding
Dumbass

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>>33135634

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>>33134216
Agreed wearing women's underwear is probably gay, but it does seem unfair a girl can wear MY underwear all the wants and it's fine though.

I'll settle for jerking off with them and then putting them into her 'clean' underwear drawer

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>>33135682
Thanks anon

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>>33134121
Does she still go through the whole delf schtick of domming him right there or do the circumstances not call for that?

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>>33135572
That's the fun. She's an empress who's all-powerful but still single until (you) decided you wanted to marry her enough to ask her out publicly despite her status and the millennia-long age gap

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>>33135572
WITNESS ME

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>>33135682
>portals happen but every single MG gives you that treating
I'd still want it being a sufferfag and for godly MG porn

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>33135759
Why do you bother posting here if you either know nothing about the setting or intentionally ignore it in favour of your victim complex autism

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>>33128870
Nah, Dragon Quest VII

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>>33135683
>it does seem unfair a girl can wear MY underwear all the wants and it's fine though.
Girls wearing men's briefs are hot in their own way.

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>>33135572
She'll calm down when the throne has a few heiresses and I'm willing to take everything she has until that happens

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I wonder who will get me first, and how long would I last, if I walk through Druella's Lescatie with a sign that says "Rape me and destroy my pelvis."

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>>33135812
gay

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>>33135840
You wouldn't make it past the farms outside the city

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>>33135840
It's missing a Wurm in the corner going "C is for Cookie!"

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>>33135058

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>>33135780
Dude I've known MGE from spring 2011. Ten fucking years. I've just came up with a stupid harmless shitpost idea on a whim.
You want a lore-friendly setup for that one? I dunno, your SE just happens to smell like shit to them in an ultra-rare 1 to 10^12 case? Or somehow their irredeemable_scum.exe glitches on you and counts every ant you tortured as a kid as a sentient being?

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>>33135840
The better question is how long would you last if you threw up a sign reading "I want an average bodied succ with modest breasts who's a SASSY VIRGIN"

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>>33135913
You don't get it, no fun allowed and despite being on a board that thrives on doujin culture you have to stick to the source material 100% or you're a newfag. Some people actually think like that.

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>>33135915
>I want an average bodied succ with modest breasts who's a SASSY VIRGIN
I want that very much

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>>33135913
Maybe it was an overreaction. I'm just tired of everybody trying to be a victim and shoving it into escapist media as well

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>>33135949
That's just sad.

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>>33135903
>Valkyries oblivious to why Eros angels seem to get much attention from mortals
>"Eros why are all of your servants so... well proportioned"
Wonder if other angels will make the connection between how Eros does things and why it makes her so appealing to mortals

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>>33135491
Fluffy paws around their body

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KIKIMORA GF, made for a friend, since no one here wanted anything.
This time round I added captions, hopefully it will make those better, if so I'll propably go back and add caps on the old ones too.

Which one You want made next?

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>>33136143
Ice Queen gf

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>>33136143
BASED, thanks brother! She's lovely!

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>>33136157
Seconded, Ice Queen is awesome. I'll record the Snow Miser theme if this happens

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>>33135840
For extra fine pelvis grinding it would be best to go to the Salvarision castle.

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>>33136143
Make a Lava Golem gf and I’ll record the Heat Miser theme
pffft no I won’t

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>>33136143
Dark Mage

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Feeling cold due to inclement weather? Consider Greenworm! They're really soft and warm, perfect for when the weather gets cold! They even make cute eating noises while they hang on!

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>>33136143
it's her time to shine

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>>33136143
Childhood Greenworm/Papillon gf

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>>33135290
She'd shatter from a kiss on the claws and a gentle hug

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nav done done it again

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>>33131061
Call security and run for escape shuttle

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>>33136393
Stop it. I said stop it!

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>>33136481
In space, nobody can hear you get HONKED

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What would be the "Begone THOT" equivalent that a Unicorn might throw down upon "impure" men after her chastity?

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>>33136393
Bustybaphs!

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>>33136277
But anon, they're asleep during the winter.

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>>33136577
Not when they have a nice friend to hang on to! They do fall asleep while hanging on though, but the upside is that they make cute sleeping noises!

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>>33136619
>trudging through knee-deep snow
>Greenworm is snoring into your ear
Ahh, winter.

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>>33136550
If you're tainted by her mana, I don't want your banana.

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I wonder what kind of things tanukis write in their ledgers next to (your) name.

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>>33136801
probably 2 or 3 hearts and an underscore

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>>33136393
Time for some paizuri.

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>>33136393
I hope he does Shirokuto.

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>>33136023
I care less about angel type monsters in general, and just want to see a fat-bottomed loli cupid clumsily wrestle with a fat-bottomed loli lich naked.

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>>33136815
>writes a heart next to your name every time you're forced to pay with your body.

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>>33130776
Hey, that's me!

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>>33136899
She told you to sell that stock, why didn't you listen?

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>>33136957
Cus every ten hearts you get on your punch card you get a free cup of coffee.

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>>33136670
Best of all, you can snuggle up with her when you get back home or set up camp! They make excellent pillows and even better hug bugs!

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>>33137006
>The boss's husband walks into McDanuki's one morning
>Waiting in line behind this Dark Elf that's taking forever just to eventually order a coffee and a hashbrown that the cashier convinced her to buy
>Greets the cashier and hands him his completed punch card
>"Wow, another full punch card? The boss isn't just giving you completed ones, is she?"
>Husband just smiles

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Perfect GF material here.

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>>33132440
I would try and stay pure, hoping to meet my one true love. Hopefully my one true love has abs and his bigger than me.

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>>33125365
https://exhentai.org/g/1832072/cda43a83ee/

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>>33131061
>>33136543
>Portals open
>Your time has come
>Hear a knock at the door
>Get hit in the face with a pie
>Muffled honking is heard through the pastry as something begins to take your pants off
>Similar is happening all over the city while sounds of moaning and slow aroused honking mingle with the ambient mana of the new demon realm
An MGE themed carnival town would be a fun concept. Shame that classic circuses aren't really a cultural thing in Japan
>Monstergirl cirque du soleil with exotic performances from mamano all over the world that functions as a traveling city
>Also functions as a speed dating service like the venues in Dragonia and Court Alf
>Which makes it an alternative to adventuring or joining the army for monsters seeking husbands or for men who want an exotic monster wife

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>>33137103
>"Ugh again anon? This is the third time this week you've forgot to turn in your paperwork on time! I guess it's time for another headlock"

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>How about another joke, father?

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>>33136393
>I heard you like boobs onii-chan

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>>33125365

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>>33136143
Shog bc it's better

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>>33135491
P-
>>33136135
Beat me to it.

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>>33137642
You lost the key again? Why do you even stick you head in there knowing it's going to be a problem?

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>>33135491
onee-sans.

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>>33137407
I forget
Did they mention what happened to willamaria's dad?
Like we know the queen of lescatie happly fucks her the king, who intern lets fran/druella rule

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>>33137863
Probably punished and got locked up for a while with his wife. As far as we know it isn't like he was doing anything that any other corrupt politician wasn't or so excessive that it would make him beyond an eventual redemption

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>>33137642
dullahan chastity cage.

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>>33137922
you'd think with his influence on so many named characters he'd have a notable end

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>>33137977
I like to think its a dramatic meeting between father and daughter
and then said daughter reveals her now monsterised mother and reuinites her parents

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>>33137863
Who cares. Wilmarina is shit, Lescartie is shit, Druella is shit and the fallen maidens book is shit.

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>>33137752
Regura is a national treasure

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>>33138068
Jesus who shat in your breakfast, buddy?

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>>33137863
IIRC WGSII mentions he disappeared during the fall. So he presumably ran away.

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>>33138068
I care, I like Lore dispite my own trivial issues with it
corruption is my thing, my only wish is that we get a fallen brides 2 or something for the new girls

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>>33137977
He was basically a tool for KC to give Wilmarina's backstory a tragic element while explaining her relation with elt(you). Further explaining her character, showing why even with her status as a hero she wasn't happy and therefore a perfect target for monsterization. Also made a worldbuilding element to show how fucked Lescatie was at the time that he was one of the people with the most power instead of someone like the heroes or non-corrupt king. Of course I don't think anybody would be averse to Willmarina's dad getting some kind of post-redemption exposition but it's an uncomfortable topic so I can see how it would be slipped under the rug by KC and Will.

This is moreso my headcanon but I think it's something that people especially /tg/ types miss when they skim over the material and see Lescatie as a city attacked and corrupted by monsters instead of a nation that was cannibalizing itself long before Druella arrived

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>>33136619
being trapped upside down in a greenworm's pod in 69 position by accident

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>>33138068
You are objectively wrong on all counts.
Druella did nothing wrong BTW.

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>>33138190
think of it as aliens invading a wartorn 3rd world contry
regardless of the countries state, aliens are invading and to most thats a bigger issue

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>>33138184
>corruption is my thing
Shit taste.

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Bros all my doll wants to do is have sex what do, I thought they were about hijinks and saying desu was I lied to

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>>33138302
If she did nothing wrong, what exactly she did right?

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>>33138316
you do you if thats what you feel
No one is into MGE for everything that it provides
I'm her for fun designs and corruption, what are you here for?

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Poke the slime do it now

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>>33138302
Her fashion sense, though.

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>>33138367
Probably prevented a civil war given what we know

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>>33138333
lube her joints with semen.

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>>33138314
I get what you're trying to say but isn't a good comparison

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>>33138190
Did they actually do anything to help Lescartie or Polove or other nations they took over? No, they just overwrote them with monster realms with the previous name. The extremist faction are the ultimate two-faced shits, they just corrupt and occupy everything because they want more territory and brainwashed slave-race humans, claiming "no actually they were in trouble and we were just helping them lol"

Their faction of power tripping bitches really just deserves to run into the few actually effective heroes and get absolutely slaughtered after underestimating them.

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>>33138274
>she's just as confused as you are

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Not even going to humour that. You know who you are

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>>33138576
Incredible.

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>>33136277
Actually is there any info in lore about how long they stay Greenworms? Is it left intentionally vague so that you could write a whole multitude of scenarios with them?

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>>33138576

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>demon realms competing for highest rate of sexual violence including sexual assault.

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>>33138652
They're still a relatively recent species so they haven't had as much love as other monsters. They either turn when they get married or if they remain CCs long enough. I almost think KC added that in considering some monsters can remain single for centuries and it would be kind of silly for greenworms not to be able to move efficiently for that long

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>>33138223
Why ruin Runya like that?

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>>33138740
Let it go, anon. Anyone who still believes in the grimdark interpretation of MGE in the current year is never gonna be persuaded otherwise.

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>>33138740
That doesn't really have anything to do with what I wrote. The extremist faction and the majority of Lilims deserve purging, simple as. The Demon Lord should consider using birth control so she doesn't pump out so many whores with zero redeeming qualities.

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HORSE
WIFE
IS
AWWWRIGHT

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Not him, but I think the point of him posting the copypasta is that MGE is geared so that the extremists are seen as at least on the side of good, just in a roundabout way.

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>>33138740
>Iron-Beast

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>>33138943
I'm pretty sure the guy he's responding to knows all this to an extent but is trying to bait other posters into arguing in order to derail the thread

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>>33138968
>AAAAIIEEEEEEron Beast

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>>33138901
I wanna huff Centorea's breath. I wanna suffocate in her boobs. I wanna eat her horse pussy and her horse ass.

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Sure must be fun when 90% of all monsters interested in you are shortstacks and lolis when you don't want to look like a pedo in front of your cool, popular, absolute-mommy adult monster friends.

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>>33138968
Is that a name we should care about our are you just pointing at something?

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>>33138943
>the extremists are seen as at least on the side of good, just in a roundabout way.
They aren't good though, and other monsters who are also alledgedly supposed to be on the side of good giving them a free pass to be cunts just makes the extremists even worse.

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>>33139105
I didn't expect his name on a post like that.

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Ignore him, instead, let's admire Druella's thighs.

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>>33139142
Beast, for all his shonen/fighting game BS, is one of the few that gives a full shit about the lore.

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>>33139061
If you really weren’t into them, then you wouldn’t be just friends with the “mommy” ones, now would you?

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Do I worship the cat or do I worship the pharaoh? Who takes precedence?

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>>33139142
He sometimes fucks up and forgets to take his name off, it's why I've never namefagged in any thread even when shitposting on other boards.

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MGs are scary, you should go with nice girls.

Like Unicorns, those aren't considered monster girls.

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>>33139164
Wouldn't it be more comfortable to sit on a chair and fly around professor X style?

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>>33139217
I'd let Druella sit on me

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>>33139217
How do you think her voice is?

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>>33139217
A baphomet sitting on dark matter might look a lot like a barometz

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>>33139217
I wanna bury my face into lilim's dark matter ball.

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>>33139198
if anyone on this board got with a unicorn, it wouldn't be a unicorn for long

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>>33139278
cosidering how tightass people can get about monogamy at times, I pretty sure some unicors will stay as such

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>>33139278
i'd polish her magic horn

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Thinking about getting something themed around wightcrowns, specifically the little eye right in the center of them. Do you think the color/eyeshape would shift based on the Wight's tendencies? What are some color/shape combos paired up with personalities you can think of?

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>>33139233
I'd slay Druella in battle to protect my home and mail her horns in a box back to her scumbag parents.

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>>33139278
Why wouldn't she stay a Unicorn for long if she got together with a virgin?

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Family sex with you, your wife, your older and younger daughters together.

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>>33139241
Probably one of those "ara~" types, something along the lines of a peppy version of alice from MGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0HUePGwcTg&t=16s

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>>33139061
>Anon's had a long day
>Rough time at work, boss yelled at him, deadlines weren't reached, etc.
>It's all ok though - tonight he has a date with a curvy ABSOLUTE MOMMY mamono
>He's been ready to finally get the girl of his dreams
>Shows up at W.T. Cock's Zipangu Bistro more excited than he's been in a while
>Almost nothing could ruin this moment - he sees the mamono from the online dating profile
>She calls out to him 'Oh hi an-"
>She's cut off by a collection of shrill voices
>Anon recognized him, it's all fucking over once again
>It's the goddamn Sabbath lolis from next door
>"Oh hiya onii-san~, what a coincedence! We were just having our monthly Sabbath meetup! Come join us!"
>Explains to these fuckers that he's kind of on a date
>"Ehhhh~? That's never stopped you before Onii-san! Come on I bet she's REALLY nice, we'll hit it off juuuust fine, same as the last one right? I bet she'll love hearing about the time we had you help us with our cunny massage experiments"
>Anon's had a long day
>A long, rough day
>It's only getting worse

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>>33139379
Good for rats, wights, hellhounds, succs, and black harpies

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>>33138760
>Taking you newly-minted Pampillon gf to the farmers market to buy different kinds of honey and then letting her taste each one by pouring a little on your hand and letting her lick if off while she giggles and squirms at the sweet taste after years of boring salads

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>>33139241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v-NgOjU3mA

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>>33139420
Maybe if she was a good 20 years younger, that voice would fit

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>>33139412
she licked the green off this post!

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>>33139321
Misread that as wight clowns

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>>33139241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

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>>33139454
Well, their skin is certainly pale enough...

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>>33125365

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>>33139454
>I thought my death was a tragedy
>but then I realized it was a comedy