/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46633732
Getting cuddlefucked

Any desperately lonely mamano heiresses who want to fund my bohemian lifestyle in exchange for affection and sexual favours?

>>44887405
More like you get really drunk on wine? after the dance and wake up chained to a gothic canopy bed larger than most living rooms

>>43262372
Ten thousand year old vampire femcel who goes from advocating for blood draining farms for men like in Daybreakers to cuteposts about recipes made with her husbands blood and how much to take without causing him discomfort after getting married

So what happens if I put on the mask that turns girls into vampires and activate it?

>>34088334
Broodmother is just thread slang for a really milfy monster or one that you want to turn into a mother and impregnate over and over pic related. Don't read to much into it

>>33304937
>>33304956
Imagine the reassuring cuddling that'll happen to both parties when it inevitably sinks in

If you get drunk and your vamp waif sucks your blood, does she get drunk too?

>>32754766
Vamps with big hips are for breeding and post-coital snuggling/ear nibbling

>>32187261

Oh, god, yes. Can you imagine the states of these poor Vampires, Pharoahs, and Wites? Reduced to slurping the fat cocks of their husbands, frantically playing with themselves, unable to work up the courage to correct their new Master? Humiliated and aroused from the careless words and clumsy compliments of their loving but clueless husbands?

>"My, what a pretty pale zombie you are--I've never seen such smooth skin, you must have been a great lady in your past life!"
>No bandages, I see! I love a woman that isn't ashamed of who she is, let it all out I say! No, no, don't try to talk, I know you aren't much for conversation. Let's go to my place, we'll let the bed talk for us, har har!"
>"Hullo, luv, lovely night for a walk, isn't it? Well, I can see you're thirsty, summer 'eat and all that. Cmon and 'ave a cheeky nibble, I've got some V8 around somewheres as well, I know how much you little Skeetos luv your tomato juice!"

(Vampires detest vegetable juice, it makes them tipsy and weak-willed, and their hands go straight down their trousers if they have more than a glass or two)

>>32002843
Theme that plays when my Vampire wife realizes it’s been two hours since she last tasted my blood
https://youtu.be/VNw1rdWRW7A

>>27415520
>Get a generic vampire costume with fake blood trickles and everything
>Use it to tease your vampire wife
>Speak only in the pop Dracula 'Blegh' voice when trick-or-treaters come to the door of your undead chateau
It's fun to embarrass prideful monsters. Like dressing as a Caesar salad when your Pharaoh wife goes to the Halloween party as Cleopatra

>>23616865
>Vampire
Pulls out a bottle of her husband's vintage and begins drinking till he wakes up
>Wight
Cuddles with her husband waiting for him to wake up just like when she was a zombie
>Phantom
Begins furiously writing her play about a man finding love in a haunted theater that totally isn't a self insert
>Lich
Begins doing numerous tests with anon's sperm and but finds herself looking over to him impatiently waiting for him to wake up
>Banshee
Silently sobs waiting for him to wake up and once he does her tears dry even if just by a bit
>Dullahan
Silently guards him with her body blocking the door while her head watches him closely and totally isn't cuddling him
>Pharaoh
Goes to sit on her throne but finds it's quite empty without him and nervously taps her foot as she goes to check if he's awake yet
>Ochimusha
Same as dullahan but over time sneaks away from the door reasoning the window could hold threats, then under the bed, then under the sheets, and finally cuddles with him. All to keep him safe
>Jiangshi
Cuddles with him a bit but wants to get up to prepare him breakfast but finds herself getting stiffer as she goes without his mana
>Zombie
Cuddles with him while mumbling "Warm~"
>Ghoul
Sucks on his finger while hoping he'll wake up soon
>Mummy
Accidentally gives him the mummies curse while cuddling him and hopes he isn't mad when he wakes up
>Ghost
Posses a living girl and uses her to cuddle with him and even sleep
>Will-o-the-Wisp
Sleep? What sleep?
>Skeleton
Hides in the closet
>Dragon zombie
Somehow passes out with him despite not needing sleep, and covers room in her smoke cause she wasn't paying attention

>>21249958
>freakishly tall incubus anon has a really tiny, cute womanlet vampire gf
>she's full grown and as powerful as any other high-class vampire, she's just a little short, and a little stacked
>normally he's happy to oblige her but once in a while he can't resist a chance to tease his little shorty
>she gets horny when she's bloodthirsty, anyway
>when she gets thirsty she goes on her tip toes, wears super high heels, or even jumps trying to reach his neck
>a couple times she even angrily dragged over a stool so she could reach, rattling and screeching against the floor
>anon isn't allowed to bring up the time she set up a platform over the doorway to pounce on him
>every time he laughs and offers her his wrist, she pouts and turns bright red
>when she finally caves and agrees to drink from his arm, he picks her up and cradles her so she can reach his throat
>he can't help but laugh a little when she chomps down, she's so cute when she's flustered
>of course she easily could overpower him or hypnotize him or take him in his sleep, but where's the fun in that?
>no, that's just for the night of the blood moon
>they've agreed that what happens during the blood moon stays during the blood moon

>>20772756
>sir fangs
That's too cute. Did she formally knight him with a letter opener and an audience of other plushies? Did they celebrate his new rank with a fancy tea party?

Did anyone walk in while this was all happening?

>>20713102
I always thought vampires always gave birth to dhampirs and have to bite another human female to make another vampire

>>19505177
Perhaps Undead Kingdoms have their own specialty crops from which Undead families built their wealth.

How can undeads blush?

>>18225269
I'd for for a lolibaba Vampire blessed with an Ordures/Elin pear body.

>>18015538
>Vampire getting reverse isekai'd to our world
>She thinks sunblock cream is the best thing ever invented by humans

How often do Vampires kidnap human women and turn them into more of them?

How often do Vampires bite a regular human woman?

How do I get a Vampire to break into my house without permission?

Vampires are excellent fighters. Only at night though.