/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45044054
It's the truth and no stupid cultists will ever stop me! Especially not some loose slut that probably already told tons of men before me the same lies!

>>44138590
>>44138598
>be nice to a monster girl
>she assumes she's your wife now
This is too common.

What if I shoot a cupid with a demon silver arrow?

I bet cupids carry around special armor-piercing demonsilver ammunition for head-shotting dense human boys.

>>33135903
>Valkyries oblivious to why Eros angels seem to get much attention from mortals
>"Eros why are all of your servants so... well proportioned"
Wonder if other angels will make the connection between how Eros does things and why it makes her so appealing to mortals

>>32985550
It's the time of the year when Eros is at her most powerful and her agent are out in full force doing their best to keep any from being single.

>It's Valentines day
>The only people who come to school on this day are all single
>You'd expect the school to just be filled with sounds of wet slapping but all the single monsters are either to prideful to actually go after the guy they like, or they're too shy
>Just then, when the clock hit 12, the Cupid in the classroom reaches into her backpack
>Pumped Up Kicks starts playing on the PA system
>The Cupid pulls out a repeater crossbow and starts shooting indiscriminately
>The monsters hit with the bolts get up and either run out of the classroom or jump on one of the guys they've been trying to garner attention from
>Guys hit with the bolts start pitching tents and barely even put up a fight against their monster classmate assailants
>Luckily the Cupid misses me and I run out of there
>I see other classrooms are in a similar situation
>Bolts fly past my head as I run towards the exit, the Cupid hot on my heels
>Just as I place my hand on the door a bolt hits it nailing me to the door like degenerates get nailed to a cross
>It doesn't hurt but it feels just like that time that wasp girl stung me for not sharing my Nutty Bar
>I fall onto my ass trying to scoot away from the Cupid pointing her crossbow at me
>Close my eyes as I prepare for the inevitable
>I hope the monster girl who finds me is gentle, I can't afford another visit to the hospital
>Especially after I called all the Baphomet doctors womanlets and said lolis suck
>I hear the twang of the string but feel nothing pierce me
>I open my eyes and see the Cupid shot herself through the heart
>She falls on top of me just looking up at me with her heart pupils
>Heart pupils
>Oh no

Date the cupid teacher

Stupid sexy cupids

>>16723705
>>16723712
Wait... don't go yet... i-idiot...
>>16723702
That would be quite a sight. Maybe the Eros Paladin's wife cupid would be ripped as fuark?

>>16572934
Please don't explode