/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46134256
from a VERY GOOD cereal box you mean

Does anyone know how to get a Dragon to drop her Plate? I swear I've fought the same one for nearly four hours and she just refuses to let me have it. I want to upgrade my weapons already!

>Date you? Hah! You're out of your league, human! Thinking you have a place talking to a Dragon like me. I'm a superior being compared to a weakling nobody like you. And beyond that, you're very unsightly! You're physically unattractive and ugly! You're just a hairless ape and nothing more. In fact, if you wanted love so bad, perhaps you'd just try someone shorter than you from that Sabbath, you're ugly enough for them to like you after all.
How do you respond to her without sounding mad?

>>43876597
Don't mess with Dragons, anon. They're stronger than you think!

>>42631977
Of course it is. Why else would the pp fit so perfectly inside her?

>>39225990
leave? you are now the property of the homeowner

>>34124448
>Live in a small, secluded valley in a mountain range, almost impossible to notice, even from the air
>You used to notice several dragons who would fly over your valley, going about their lives
>But they never noticed you, so you lived your life
>As the year goes on, you notice that fewer and fewer dragons are flying over your valley
>Before, it would be normal to see five or six dragons a week, all different ones
>Now they are all gone
>Except the biggest one, the one with the scarlet scales
>Wake up one morning to her in your front yard, scales glittering in the morning sun
>Now that she is close enough, you can easily make out the tangle of scars across her human parts, some obviously more recent than others
>Does nothing to damage her beauty though, even with the massive one going across her face
>Monsters
>You are so preoccupied with getting a close up look that you don't notice how close she gets until the claw grabs you and yanks you out of your home
>You are halfway out of the valley before you find your voice, but anytime you start to ask something, you are instantly silenced with a rumbled "Quiet" from her
Turns out "Living in her territory" also counts, and she is planning on punishing you for withholding such information for so long

>>33255498
>Silly human, I am the dragon, you are the treasure
But you know she is hiding the embarrassment behind her usual haughtiness

Do you keep secrets from your wife?
My dragon wife doesn't know I secretly pray to Tiamat to boost her fertility, and hopefully give her the Secret Skill [Mother of All Dragons] that would allow her to birth other types of dragons.

>>20285949
Thanks!

>>20150365
He'll be too busy making a new child with Dragon Lady Ramkins.
Where's my Holst? Is that my Holst? It goes "Awawawa". That's a Wendigo! That's not my Holst!

>>19788758
My apologies, Dragonfag, but I'm going to have to make it worse.

>>19788776
>>19788820
>I would look at her in the eyes, grab her hand and put it in my cheeks, then I would say something like "For me, you aren't a rich, scary dragon. For me, you are my wife."

>>19699496
Even then, they're still oversized reptilians!

>>18790701
>Middle English
>How uncouth. I bet you don't even know commoner's Latin, you uncultured Germanic barbarian.
>Now repeat after me: μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος

>>18738187
probably not haughty nor soft enough for anon, sorry.