Monster Girl Thread

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Wyvern is a dragon! A DRAGON!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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Real thread.

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I want a minotaur to spit in my mouth!

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Nth for disciplining loli maids in-training.

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Dragons > mermaids. Most things are better than mermaids though

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>>19266427
do not

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>>19266416
>newer thread
>real
???

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>>19266502
I like this thread better, it has a better girl.

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>>19266509
That's not how these work
Now get in the real thread

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>>19266511
No U

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okay, so, i spent my whole life living in the demon realm and i'm in my early 20s and I was always single., a virgin. Could I somehow stay a virgin forever in the demon realm or is that impossible and that I need to leave immediately and move far away as possible?

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Fuckin' making me post in the wrong thread just because it's more popular
>>19266526
A monster girl can't fuck you if you genuinely don't want it

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>>19266511
>Mershark-fag is mad his waifu isn't getting any attention.

It's okay anon.

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>>19266427
Unpronounceable eldritch letter for only scoring 1 out of 12, but maybe you're just easygoing until the correct arena appears...

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>>19266526
Chances are slim, but you can try.
If you want to leave the demon realm, make sure to walk and not run as some monster girls enjoy the chase.

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>>19266427
Yes please.

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>>19266511
eat shit, fishspammer

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>>19266429
Most mermaids ideally wouldn't be dealing with filthy destroyed ocean zones.

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>>19266526
>>19266538
Go back where you came from subhuman cancer.

Is this just mermaidredditor trying to shitpost this thread because he's butthurt nobody wants to put up with his shit anymore?

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>>19266537
Marshmallow werecat when?

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>>19266550
>>19266537
But I'm the guy that posted the cyborg foxgirl

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>>19266538
Epic reaction image dude!!!!!!!! Take my upboat xD

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>>19266555
No this is the Chumbucket you ignominious poltroon!!!!!

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>>19266570
>poltroon
Damn, a word I actually don't know, that's rare
What's the most verbose monstergirl?

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Is it best to have girls similar or from the same area for monster girl bigamy or ones that are wildly different?

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>>19266564
I never learned how to sail captain!

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Reminder that you're going to have to tag along when the wife goes clothes shopping if you want your kids to be halfway decent in public.

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>>19266575
Gotta have that variety. Kitsune and Anubis, Kikimora and Shoggoth, Lich and Cheshire, etc.

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I really liked this artist so I decided to commission a second sketch batch from them, and I got the first of three pics back! I am absolutely smitten by ye olde anime-esque style. Also artists who give Vellu assloads of hair are pretty high-tier in my book.

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>tfw no cyber-police gf

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>>19266537
>>19266550
It's the rules you faggot.

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>>19266598
She needs to specify how she's categorizing what we find, women have standards in strange places.

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>>19266598
Would her fair skinned boy slave really get to make such decisions?

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>>19266641
I hope you get flesh eating bacteria.

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>your Shog replaces your eyes
>this is the first thing you see

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>>19266654
It’s either that or the daughters are wearing what she dubs “optimally efficient.”

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>>19266556
Too soft, can't beat it

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>>19266661
Where the monstergirls at

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>>19266661
Cute.

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>>19266627
Pretty cute, and yeah I agree the tons of hair looks great on her.

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>>19266658
It's how we always operated son.

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>>19266685
Breeding these monstrosities.

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>>19266693
That's better

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>>19266684
But what if I don't want to beat it?

>>19266693
Marshmallow cats are not monstrosities.

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>>19266658
My apologies for the failing of this boards usuals, but there are easier ways to teach a lesson.

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>>19266700
Then you know your place.
Despite being laid back, all loving, and softer than soft, none can defeat a marshmallow werecat.

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>>19266555
nah, just a random anon

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>>19266716
>laid back
Marshmallow cats are devious devils!

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>>19266677
I guess I have no choice but to try.

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https://cdn.awwni.me/12mr8.png
>Insert Soviet reversal joke

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>>19266721
Ignore him

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>>19266627
Super high tier commission my dude. Your daughterus are extra cute.

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>>19266731
>That position
10/10

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>>19266725
Devious in their snuggliness!
If one gets in your lap to relax, you can't help but remain there and pamper it!

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>>19266731
>using a reddit image hoster

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>>19266716
But there is one they fear. In their tongue she is Wurmakiin, Marshmallowborn!

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>>19266746
Why do you care?

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>>19266731

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>>19266747
>Nya nya nyaa, nya nya nyaa, nya nya nyaaa, nya nya nyaaaaa

That's only because she's a cuddler through and though!

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>>19266744
But what about all the spec ops gear they wear?

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>>19266756
Not just a cuddler, she eats their souls for breakfast.

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>>19266760
Advanced infiltration tactics for pampering in secure locations.

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>>19266767
She doesn't look like she's eating it's soul.

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>>19266767
Less eating, more nibbling.
None can bring themselves to eat a marshmallow cat.

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>>19266752
Because Reddit is shit.

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Im gonna adopt a large breed of kobold that doesnt understand that shes too big to be a lapdog!

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>>19266776
Marshmallow cats are too pure to hurt. Even if someone did try those things are invulnerable.

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>>19266768
But that's scary!

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>>19266783
Well, they are Bastet's favored felines.

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>>19266776
>>19266772
Eventually she will, these things take time.

>>19266744
Somebody save this poor girl!

>>19266756
I heard that to the tune of the Call of Magic. Can marshmallow cats levitate?

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>>19266790
Everyone loves them. Even the Demon Lord herself has one!

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What would an MG Virtual Youtuber be like?

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>>19266627
I see what you mean, the style really reminds me of retro stuff so I don't blame you for going back for more.

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>>19266797
>Even the Demon Lord herself is controlled by one
Fixed that for you.

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>>19266789
Only until one realizes its fluffy felines instead of a hitsquad

>>19266793
No, marsmallow cats cannot levitate.
They're too chill for that.

And none can defeat or free themselves until the cat decides its time

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>>19266798
Those exist already, you retard.

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>>19266754
Stop posting off-topic images newfag.

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>>19266798
There's already succubus and fox girl ones out there.

And a human ojou-sama who rated dick pics people sent her, she's a monster girl in spirit for being so lewd.

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>>19266804
>First hats
>Now cats
How many things that control people are out there?

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>>19266804
Those innocent being of love aren't evil masterminds, anon. They just want to spread love and happiness.

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>>19266735
>>19266688
Thank you! And yeah, the closer she is to a kej the better.

>>19266802
I think its the eyes I like the most. Im a super big fan of that kind of stuff.

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>Flat chested mg shows up at her crushes house one day with giant breasts
>The are incredibly soft and she pushes up against him trying to seduce him
>She trips
>reveals she had shoved two marshmellow cats in her bra.

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>>19266816
Anything can control anything when magic is involved, it's a lawless land.
>>19266820
Yeah sure that's what they said about monster girls in general especially the Lilims.

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>>19266731
>Pink panties

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>>19266828
>Anon gets a cute wife and TWO marshmallow cats
Sounds like a good deal to me.

>>19266832
Yeah and it's completely true in both cases.

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>>19266747
Wurm-chan, just because they're called marshmallow cats doesn't mean you can eat them!

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>>19266828
>She's blushing and stammering up at him while he looks at her in disapproval
>The marshmallow cats are rolling around the floor, not giving a care about whats going on.

Cute!
And the girl doesn't need to worry about her flat chest.
She'll get one and some extra meat soon enough

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>>19266845
>>19266838

>girl wakes up the morning after her wedding with anon
>sees a huge bulge under her shirt on her stomach and gets immensely excited
>"Anon Im pregnant!~"
>marshmellow cat pops its head out of the bottom of her shirt

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>>19266832
>>19266832
>especially the Lilims
>Implying this little cutie isn't the embodiment of love and happiness

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>>19266859
Those cats are precious

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>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used. The rear vagina has also changed to become small and tight, capable of squeezing, matching the human size so it is suitable for intercourse with a human.

Question: do they have a womb at each end too, or does MAMONO MANA simply transport the sperm from the frontpussy to the womb in back?

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>>19266864
The picture ran away on its own, I swear

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So what would a marshmallow werecat be like?

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>>19266871
Its not like that both use the same womb, or do they?

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>>19266883
The softest assets in the land, lazy, affectionate. Potentially some sort of slime hybrid

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>>19266883
Like a Yeti mixed with a cotton candy weresheep and an ultra soft breed Holstaur.

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>>19266815
Do you perhaps have their names?
Asking for a friend.

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A nice cute commission from a friend!

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>>19266886
I don't even want to think about what kind of anatomy that would entail.

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>>19266910
nice size difference

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>>19266714
/jp/ "moderation" in action.

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>VYKIN AMAZÖN
>TERROR OF THE NORTH SEAS
>L-Looking for husband...
She's had trouble adjusting to civilized life.

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>>19266936
I'd be up for her.
I even have blond hair and blue eyes!

Although I guess I may get a redhead which is fine too

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The mother of all blowjobs.

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I demand more greentexts of Possessed-Pally-chan and her dutiful/CLAIMED/Adorable~/Fuck Anon!/precious squire.

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>>19266936
Can she Shout? How strong is her Voice and her arm? Otherwise I may just go with my Dragon childhood friend.

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>>19266943
I crave something magically delicious all of a sudden.

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>>19266952
Go away bollocks.

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>>19266952
would give a kiss.

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>>19266952
No dentist of man borne!

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>>19266960
Hey, its not just the irish that can do it!
And introducing a girl taller than me to my family and friends as a girlfriend would be interesting

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>>19266962
I thought bollocks was the furfag.

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>>19266526
Nah, you must have some sort of interaction with the folks around ya if you manage to live at all. And through that, you might have picked up a little too much attention to keep your virginity for a while. Here's an illustration of you in about a month.

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>>19266955
She can't Shout due to copyright lawsuit threats from a one Tanuki Howard, but she can sing battle hymns that strengthen her prowess as the battle goes longer! She's got an arm like an Oxen and legs like the Mountain!
>>19266943
Her Battle-sister is a freckled Highland redhead, she herself is a chiseled Fjordland Blonde.

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>>19266975
Well, I'd be game for her and/or her sister.

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so any ideas how kc will handle multi headed girls like Cerberus or hydras? Fraternal Triplets for cerberus could work. Id imagine the hydra would be a lamia with multiple upper human bodies that fuse together on the snake half.

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>>19266526
Only if you set out to be the shittiest person imaginable.

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>>19266908
Catgirl: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCevD0wKzJFpfIkvHOiQsfLQ/videos
Vampire: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsA8nM8e5--IdeRaxZwTWHg/videos
Can't remember the succ's channel.

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>>19266931
>(Top reply... )
>danger zone on accordion plays

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>>19266977
Are you sure Anon?! They're terrors of the sea! Towering stoic musclebound amazons with intimidatingly big boobs and crater-inducing bootys! Not to mention they're both v-virgins!

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>>19266969
You're not even six feet tall are you?

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>>19266990
Yes, I'm 100% up for it.
Would happily take them to meet the folks.

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>>19266995
Nope.
5'10.5"
Statistically average

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>>19266815
>>19266987
What about that oujo? I want to at least see the dick rate video.

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Anyone else procrastinate forever when it comes to picking an artist for something? It'd be easier if there was a cute draw fairy yelling to pick her.

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>Check out this neat weapon I found!

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>>19266973
Holy shit that is a cute Redcap

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>>19267007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN_k-t1CeDg
Not a monster girl but I wouldn't mind one like her.

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>>19266973
Well, he's definitely fucked.

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>>19267018
Wurm-chan no! Go put that back!

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>>19266973
That hellhound looks scary.

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>>19267001
You claim the highground against me by an inch only!
>>19267011
I'd yell but I wasn't sure what was going on, try buying a megaphone and recording it through a small comforter or blanket.

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>>19267018
>I'll be sticking with the Wyvern merchants shop selection thanks!

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>>19266987
Thank you, anon.

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I wanna introduce a dark mage to /k/!

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>>19267059
>overnight she turns into the father from that one greentext involving custom shotgun loads

Worth it.

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>>19266969
>platform scene boots shopping montage

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>>19267059
I wanna introduce a Dark Mage to my Kloah-tier lactation fetish!

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>>19267064
The one with gravel?

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>>19266970
Uh, what?

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>>19266985
You always wanted that one guy who had it out for Speed Racer to win didn'tcha?

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>>19267072
The one where he was making homemade dragons breath shells and shooting squirrels with them.

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>>19267065
More like an interesting DND game where she's looming next to me and watching.
Lifting would be nice though, would be nice to have a buddy instead of lonely lifting

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>>19267059
>she just turns into an edgelord in the swamp
>claims self defense after setting booby traps and raping you

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>>19267066

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>>19267080
I don't think I've read that one.

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>>19266981
I'd imagine the extra heads being small 'half-heads' that are not human-like and then the rest can be easily designed. Here's a thing that kinda shows what I'm talking about

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>>19267085
He was also packing little pieces of chain into the shells and put together chemical shells that hit the water and then exploded.

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>>19266987
When the hell did virtual youtubers start being a thing again? My memory is kinda fuzzy.

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>>19267066
Also buy better chemicals after studying up right? Hit those bound tomes of knowledge and Ect.

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>>19267080
>I thought they would burn the fur off the squirrels not set the woods on fire

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there are many monsters but this one is special to me

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>>19267081
Would be nice if you volunteered any info instead of assuming I know who you are here.

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>>19266661
>Could this be god himself?

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>>19267084
That does look serene...

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>>19267108
Its more that something like that would happen rather than platform shoes shopping.
Why would I or them need shoes?

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>>19267064
>>19267080
Those are two different ones
The homemade napalm guy did it himself

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>>19267107
When's the day of questionably holy matrimony?

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>>19267107
"Oops looks like I missed a spot! Gotta sweep sweep sweep!"

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>>19267110
>no you don't Donald that's a shitty plot twist!

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>>19266962
>Boogeymanning this hard when it isn't western shit or furries

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>You're gonna need a bigger boat

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>>19267124
>>19267107
I want to pamper these maids on their day off!

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>>19267107
~Shoggy Shoggy Shoggy, I wanna marry you!~
~Shoggy Shoggy Shoggy, I wanna Join with you!~

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>>19266811
Link?

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>>19267116
Probably, always have backup careers in mind. I'm all for fitness, but I'm no image board scrying talent on who's whom.

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>>19267139
google.com

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>>19267134
Good man.
Brush the Kiki's feathers and fluff.
Strain the Shoggoth's bottom-mass through your fingers.
And most importantly, KYS
Kiss Your Servants!

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>>19267132
>"Why does no one buy a Submarine?"

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>>19267124
>shog laughs at her for even trying to get rid of her
>yan kiki pulls out the flame thrower while shog disappears into the floor
>only thing stopping her is her fear of burning master or the house

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>>19267070
>Kloah-tier lactation
His lactation stuff is rather piddly. If anything, you'd want to look into Sachito.

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>>19267137
This isn't even peak autism.

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>>19267145
Heck. I thought I had auto refresh on. I see the links now. Sorry.

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>>19267148
Im gonna treat them to a candlelight dinner, a nice bath, and warm blankets and movies!

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>>19267022

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>>19267164
Oh ho, I'm familiar. I thought that'd be too much for the virgin eyes of the thread. Yes, that'd be absolutely perfect seeing her have that level of explosive lactation in massive swelling boobs.

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>>19267151
>No stories of a husbando under the sea with his waifu

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>>19267131
>if you post mermaids, then you're the mermaid spammer
>if you post kobolds, then you're KDF
>if you post raijus, then you're Ace
>if you post anything that bothers me, then you're Bollocks
Such is life on an anonymous image board

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>>19267180
Not that guy but I hear you.
Sachito tier is best tier.

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MERE. FEMALE. LIZARD.

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>>19267184
At least delete the image.

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>>19267151
Because submarines are just hermetically sealed containers for Alps and their husbands.

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>>19267174
Whoa, she's bratty. That's exactly the type of Redcap that is best, and the kind I will make live with me. Thanks for these doodles. I'd be interested to see if you could draw sexy things as well.

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>>19267207
Why? It's on topic isn't it?

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>>19267184
Hello mermaid spammer, see you're still using cheshires for your whining.

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>>19267196
And exactly the kind of thing a Dark Mage would have happen when she over-zealously prepares a too-potent spell to cast on herself. Imagine walking in to see her panting on her knees as she desperately tries to make the spell run it's course. Hope you're thirsty!

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>>19267207
>Delete this monstergirl image
I don't see you complaining about these >>19266537
>>19266661

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>>19267039
Ah, they're usually harmless, right? I hope so.

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>Officer Tailpussy always gets her man!

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>>19267235
>hellhound with shark teeth
YES

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>>19267184
Wanna make of our own then
>better luck next time public service detective!

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>>19267249
Hurry.

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Look at my hot wife.

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>>19267220
I pretty much live off dairy so she'd be getting the milking of a life time

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Big fluffy yetis!

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>>19267238
>anon is a career criminal with a rap sheet that could make dr.evil blush
>manticore just likes to strip search and rape him using bullshit regulations and the patriot act

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>>19267269
do lava golems think the floor is lava children's game is offensive because they think no one wants to touch them?

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>>19267275
oh my goodness she's hot!

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>>19267275

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>>19267275
Cute

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>>19267275
Fucking nice, who's the artist?

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>>19267275
>Long haired Yeti
Oh yes. This is good.

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>>19267269
Lava girls are tropical island compatible only Prof. Tree! How else can the evolve into island girls with a SP. bonus and learn Foresight and Fissure?

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>>19267283
Never mind I'm a retard who needs to sleep.

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>>19267269
Looking at his Pixiv, I never knew Kuro could draw butts that well.

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>>19267278
>Come get some! And here's some ski's for that slippery downhill, watch your step.

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Strongfat girls are great and shortstack girls are great, but what about a strongfat shortstack(strongstack?) girl? It'd be like a strongfat monster downsized to shortstack height. Picture a thicc girl of that stature squat 300lbs like it was styrofoam.

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>>19267280
>yeti hunt happens
>both mei and the yeti are now the same
What do you guys think the yeti are hunting for, now?

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I want a shortstack, chocolate skinned dark mage with fluffy pink hair.

Fantastical cosmic power, small package, 100% sweetie.
200% pervert

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Other Wonderland girls don't stand a chance.

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>>19267329
Portable, strong, soft?
I can dig it, especially in a strongfat harem.

Maybe a dwarf in that style would be nice.

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>>19267335
I want a shy witch who likes it when I play with her pink hair

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Does a human women infected with Basilisk venom turn into another basilisk or a generic succ?

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>>19267351
Is it big and fluffy?
Does she blush and try to hide behind that big spellbook while you keep playing?

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>>19267336
Curious how often one feels the need to reassure themselves of something seemingly so certain. Unless said certainty is simply shying unceremoniously from self-suspicion? Seemingly so, says myself. Is superiority not subjective, when all's said and sexed?

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Bootup that Stalkerdex, your morally questionable pokedigimon journey continues... after you rest up creepazoid. You think this is some cakewalk do ya?

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>>19267336
I'm more a cat man myself, although anyone with huge breasts and THICK would be welcome

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What's with the preponderance of low quality retardposts in these threads lately

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>>19267370
Wat?

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>>19267335
If she acts innocent and pure like a magical girl, I might die from cuteness overdose.

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>>19267375
Shitters filtering in from other boards and sites.

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>>19267363
Who invited the beguiling discord of an
Equestrian …
>anything you have to say is worth as much as you are

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>>19267336
If she was a regular dragon, I'd probably like her, but the mouth tentacles always kill my boner.

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>>19267380
Reading through every thread feels like I'm having a stroke and deja vu at the same time

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>>19267379
But she IS a pure magical girl!
She even names her spells like one!
Love Love Color Spray, Heart Heart Magic Missile, Love Love Disintegrate.
You know, normal magical girl spells

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>>19267376
Good, you'd been paying attention!

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>>19267375
The worst offender has to be >>19251438

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>>19267389
You really need to explore your psychosis in a clean environment and soon.

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>>19267376
That one reads like the bot that throws together sentences using other posts.
I hadn't seen it in a good while.

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>>19267330
Meat.

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>>19267392
Jokes on them I sleep outside!

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>>19267381
>Equestrian
But I don't see any horsepussy there.

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>>19267398
Cute!

>>19267394
I guess.
Looks like its going to be a rough summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267394
Did you get your feelings hurt woof woof? I say feelings since no one with such low social-moral consciousness would be a good detective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267389
>"Hubby, are you okay? Doki Doki Healing~"
>"I'll clean up this mess in a jiffy. Shiny Sparkly Prestidigitation~"
Too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267418
Too saccharine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267418
Yep, just make sure that Ms. Woof Woof isn't being a bad girl out in the forest though.
No one wants to see Kyu Kyu Meteor

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267401
Is it shameful to have a unicorn as your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267421
Did I do something wrong to you or was it a case of almost famous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267398
Can you please do a smug Gremlin or a Kuudere Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267420
But its supposed to be Saccharine, she's a magical girl!

[Anonymous No.]

That got through I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267433
So a self portrait of you then …cause I ain't smiling. Try to keep your fragile sense of balance away from the siren call of online superego, advice from a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267275
Goodness those are some big hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267469
All the better to give you a handjob

[Anonymous No.]

Why don’t any of the posts make sense? It’s like the words are there, but there’s no meaning to them as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267482
It's just an old spamming faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267482
Some weird spambot is my guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267482
>>19267469
Goodness those are some treacherous but scalable mountains on your personal journey to be mentally /fit/. And the other parts of the map I guess. Depends on merit don't you know? That's right, look away, it's what you do best year after year freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267486
It could be. I've seen bots that sample fragments of posts across the whole board to create spam, and bots that sample entire sentences to make semi-coherent non-posts. These seem markedly different though, I'm not sure where these posts are being pulled from if it's a bot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267485
>>19267486
Okay, so I’m not having a stroke. Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266731
god yes i love tall girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267514
Yeah, given what that radometer you keep nearby says you're just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267547
For breeding like a beast in heat.

>>19267509
Whatever it is, its random garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267336
Please stop making this post everything. You really don't need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267566
Glad you could come to that moment of painful self awareness in a mostly safe space!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267433

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267580
As much as I'm allowed I do what I want. Work that one out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267588
yo thats some good smug

[Anonymous No.]

I want a fully ripped muscular mg to pin me to the ground!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to take time off work.
It's healthy, keeps you productive, and lets you maybe ask the local cake out for a day at the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267598
Define what "mg" is for the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267612

man grundle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267605
Reminder the cake has become a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267612
meat grinder,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267612
mg mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267148
>kys
Good man, maids deserve loving.

>>19267605
Best of all, time off lets you spend time with your loving maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267171
shog is going to be the bath and the blankets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267621
Well, she certainly won't be a cake after the beach trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267330
>a Yeti with a freeze blaster and warming hugs
This can only end in disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267624
So why do you want to tackle yourself...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267630
That it does.
Lord knows I need a shortstack maid to come home to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267636
The one that never happens?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you get a dakimakura of your monster waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267653
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267605
4 day work weeks was the best decision I ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267643
We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267424
Whatever gave you that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267084
Pregnancy edit when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267653
I could have bought one at any point but never bothered to, so I suppose the answer is "no."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267663
Is it 4 10s? I hate couldn't do that.

>>19267664
Seriously.
She'd be small, meaty, and ready for loving after a hard days work

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267653
yes

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/bigveggy/status/996427049849016320

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267677
>4 10s
That it is.
It's tough, but having a third day off forever makes so much difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267674
I'm surprised that your waifu is commercially available. What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267588
Damn, thank you.
Gremlins are underrated and I would definitely let them scrap my whole house for crazy experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267669
You have to be a virgin to get a unicorn. Everyone will know that you were a virgin when you go outside with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267689
2hu.
I never want for art and various articles, but I've never been much of a merch guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267688
Maybe.
I'm a network engineer and being in the office that much makes me nuts.
Granted, we get work from home days we can do once a week and I'd rather do that then 4 10s.

[Anonymous No.]

Any mandragora fans here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267653
Already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267688
>>19267677
I work 10 hour shifts 5 days a week. Sometimes they want me to work Saturday was well. What monster girl would take me away from this nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267725
Dragon or Tanuki.

>>19267720
I wouldn't mind them but I don't have a food fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267724
I want to see it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267720
plants are boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267725
A Tanuki who just needs a tail-fluffer 9-5. I know that feel. 12 hour days on weekdays plus 6 hours of research and drafting on weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267653
id like to get a life size daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267729
Based on how tasty their roots are supposed to be, I can’t tell if that was a typo for “foot” or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267720
I'm a fan of all monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267739
Jesus christ why

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267612
Mommy girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267741
Fuck it.
It's late, I'm suffering burnout, lets just roll with food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267743
Lawyering. Your working hours 9-6 are burnt by clients asking for urgent advice, filing papers and attending to court matters. The only time you have to do the substantial legwork for all of this is after hours and on weekends. Pay is supposedly good, but I quit my training contract so I'll never become one now. At least it's mostly just paperwork and research.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267757
Latenight is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267623
Meet'N Go Fuck yourself if the opportunity presents itself.
>my old pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266414
Wyverns are for riding.
>>19266634
This does not look like police action. This looks like cartoonish super-villainy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267767
Nope, but one of his biggest fans. In other news, Ushi pounds man into floor through bed.

>>19266975
See my mountain, Tanuki Howard? You can climb it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267699
They'll learn not to complain about it later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267767
>tfw most people here don't remember when latenight first showed up here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267720
No complaints here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267739
Did you anger a Catholic voodoo gypsy!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267796
I've been here since /a/ and I don't remember that. I do remember him drawing on the back some insurance documents though.

>>19267810
W-what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267744
My wife is dead and my loved ones hate me, that hurts dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267809
now are gnomes size queens or frustrated because its hard for them to get themselves off because of their giant hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267809
Haha, look at her blush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267592
>>19267694
You're welcome, you guys
Gremlins are pretty special mamono imo, they deserve to shine for the achievements in technology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267776
So it looks like American police action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267813
I hope LN never leaves but he's too good for this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267848
Amen.

>>19267840
Wrong, Gremlins are lewd little sluts that can only think about your large piston.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267848
The best part about LN is that he doesn't attentionwhore.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a minotaur to lovingly choke me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267813
You describe a secret king amongst drones
>>19267813
A kitchen timer of men over here though
>I'll call him a cheap AI or a bot then ill be better off

[Anonymous No.]

Heavy petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267861
Also draws exactly what he wants, not by request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267880
It only leads to trouble. And seat wetting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267880
Tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267840
I would love to fill a Gremlin in on the intricacies of the modern internal combustion engine. Gremlins might be a bit much to handle for this world though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267359
Yes and yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267870
Stop doing that and converse inter dependently in the moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267874
Flayer-chan, get your tendrils out of this man's ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267904
I have a hunch it's a heavily intoxicated Hatterfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267904
Didn't know you were a man...
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267903
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267911
I have hunch you're in a scooter chair. 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267880
Is it strange I want an MG to pet me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267927
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267920
And do we go for a grand slam?!
>when there is no joy in mudville

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267927
You have a tail? Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267916
>>19267903
>>19267923
>>19267937
The secret tower with the Tower is the shape of the only name of God, I. There can be no official art, only fixation points of complexity that will erase from the awe of the people give enough time. Embrace the art of the people and marry it and by that I mean have it secretly murdered. One and one, eleven, an inelegant number. Which of the ones is the more important? Could you ever tell if they switched places? I can and that is why you will need me. The acorn is a kind of tree-egg in this instance, and the knowledge is water and sun. We are the chicken inside the egg, but also the dirt. The knowledge from Chaos is what we push against to become full-sighted ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267880
I would heavy pet a monstergirls abbs and squeeze and massage her womb from the outside. Lets say a Redcap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267948
>>19267937
>>19267916
>>19267903
????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267948
AHHH THE CHAOS GODS SPEAK CLEARLY NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267957
Ma'i wa'ifu ftaghn.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go for a drive with your Apophis childhood friend
>Find a human woman walking down the street alone at night
>Drag her into the car
>Take her home
>Inject her full of venom
>Have sex on top of her while she writhes, moans and ultimately monsterizes before joining in

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267911
Not me this time, friend. How curious!

But seriously, looks like someone's just testing out a spambot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267891
She'd probably start breathing heavily and by the time you get halfway through she'd be openly masturbating on the floor moaning at you to keep talking dirty to her.

[Anonymous No.]

A mighty Dragon encounters a curious creature.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best cat dog combination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267948
>Blah blah blah blah blah blah it helps that veryittle of what you coin as Awe has ever made its way into my life, and I'm spoken for as soon as you learn to speak box plain grok aka plant language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267965
Well shut up then, don't want her waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267730
Here you go http://i.imgur.com/QS0Aazur.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is up with the jibberish in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267991
One spammer and a thread of idiots who cannot help but reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267742
Even matangos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267977
Wrong. Mighty only applies to *active* elementals

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267927
I wouldn't mind a bunyip obsessively petting me while she's having complicated feelings mid-rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267997
That's just a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266429
Mermaids are cute

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1504762910538.pdf

Nice Shoggoth story for y'all.

[Anonymous No.]

>International Yoga Day
Trolls in yoga pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268018
>>
>

[Anonymous No.]

Could a spectrum of monsterization be canon? As in some Manticores might appear much more human than other Manticores in a kemonomimi sense, with more monsterized Manticores having less human characteristics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268019
This wouldn't be a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266429
Objectively false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268030
You can always just have your headcanon. There's nothing like that ever mentioned in the Guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268019
yoga pants a shit

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Bloodbag, do some jumping jacks for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267996
>poorly trained gambler joins the mess but does very little the remainder of that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268019
Oh hey neat anon. I want to watch my Kobold waifu do yoga in a shiny latex catsuit! I want to watch my Kobold daughteru do her very best to mimic her mother's yoga poses while wearing her own shiny latex catsuit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268069
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268069
no way dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268069
Is watching the cock helicopter their version of watching tits bounce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268079
>>19268080
Please don't disobey her she's a powerful vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268090
and?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it KDF hour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268069
Make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268018
That was cute and quick read. decent lewd. I laughed at the silverware scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268093
She'll pay you if you'll be her friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268095
Why, do you want it to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268102
But I'm already quite financially secure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268102
she doesn't have to pay me we can just be friends not my boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268110
She's never had friends, just subordinates and thralls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268110
>we can just be friends
Five words that’ll land your ass out the door before you can say “What did I do?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268075
Once again, this would be hella cute if it weren't for the fetish degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268118
Says you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268115
you got to walk before you can run anon.

you got the build up the romance and you have to start out with getting to know her and the best way to get to know her is to be her friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268136
Says next to everyone in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268143
Actually I think most of us don't care either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268148
This. KDF is for ignoring.

[Anonymous No.]

KDF is a faggot but latex is god-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268162
Personally, I find it interesting that three of the waifufags here are some form of latex fetishist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268169
>three
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268176
>KDF
>Gauntfag
>Gazerfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268179
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268179
I don't have a latex fetish, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268187
My dude latex is part of your waifu's biology. Assuming you aren't KDF being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't listen to those tiny foxes, their idea of classic rock is Green Day and Weezer. You won't get any Zeppelin or Rush.
Also the beer is just Bud Light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268198
I don't listen to music or drink beer so that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268196
Goo might superficially appear similar to latex but if you're not a brainlet you'll realize that it's closer to bodypaint in both form and function.
Latex fetishism emphasizes the restricting nature of skintight latex clothing. It's a whole different point of appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268202
>I don't listen to music or drink beer
What DO you do then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267329
I want to visit Shortstack Beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268206
I’m here aren’t I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268206
I read things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268214
That doesn't count for very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268208
>That awkward moment when you're both too big *and* too small
How can human girls even compete with dorfs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268205
I don't know man. Maybe I'm just autistic but Gazers/Nightgaunts seem like direct appeals to latex fetishists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268208
Feign drowning so they give mouth to dick resuscitation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267105
>/k/ a magical place

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268234
Sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268223
Nightgaunts I can definitely see because of the fullbody latex-looking outfit, but other than that I think some straws are being grasped at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268248
>profile makes no mention of their goo
Guess not then, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267653
I would if I lived alone

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a feral fox and then have my way with her when she least expects

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268242
>Anon is later confronted by an angry group of Wood Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268269
>Anon was caught and made to mate with plant girls until the forest was replenished

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268261
I think Nightgaunts are actually the only latex-heavy girl in the book as of yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268276
Such a cruel and unusual punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268269
>"I-It was an accident! I just wanted to hunt Ratatoskrs with napalm rounds!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268276
Is this what they mean when they say forest fires can help a forest grow bigger than it was before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268276
What if I tell that elf I can clearly see her panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268295
Elves at large don't seem to give a shit about panty peeking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268295
>D-Do you like them?! I got them from a Human Town!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268303
>Human Town!
You know it's kind of racist to call cities that. They have names you dumb knife ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268303
They're alright, but I would recommend bear print panties next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268309
Ewww, who likes those, they look dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268322
Dumb elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268224
Human girls should just give up and become shortstack monsters. They'll be a lot happier once they impale themselves on their big husband's big cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268301
It's hard for it to peek when they don't wear any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268349
>>19268301
These tribal elves are really lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268367
Unlike their stuck up cousins, Wood Elves really want to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268367
When you walk around in nothing but leaves and loincloths all day, it tends to skew your idea of decency a tad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268371
Wood Elves don't have big fancy spires and poetry like High Elves or spazzy BDSM dungeons and crystal formations like the Dark Elves but they have a respect and love for live itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268376
>>19268371
I hope they're really hairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268371
Give them a bit of ego-stroking, let them feel like they have control of the situation, and High Elves are just as perverted as their hippie cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268376
Just imagine being shown around a Wood Elf village by a tall and very endowed genki elf wearing a loincloth, warpaint and nothing else.
>"And this is where we smoke the meat from our hun- Anon? Anon why aren't you looking at me? Oh my your face is so red! Let's get you to the shaman, maybe she can help! Here let me carry you! What's that hard thing against my back?"
One way or another this will end with breeding, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Woof elves use leaves to wipe themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268416
High Elf Propaganda will not fool us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268395
>>19268382
>>19268367
Aren't wood elves super territorial of their forest and very hostile to outsiders?
I smell elvish tricks to lure men to their doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268416
Converting cum into energy is hyper-efficient. Just a load or two in the morning can give her energy for the whole day with zero waste produced.

Monster's only make waste if you're into that sort of thing, you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268416
Woof Elves are just Werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268424
They let you cum in their territory but good luck getting out of their leglocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268416
Woof elves must be something special

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to bang and pull a monstergirls devil trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268477
Not in a million years!

[Anonymous No.]

You just got to be strong in your faith brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268511
Why exactly is this elf nun posing like that?

What's her game plan? All I want to do is pray!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268547
Yes go on worship at her altar brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268511
That elf is trying to trick you! Everyone knows Elves are too lewd to be nuns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268547
Even as nuns, elves cannot restrain their desire to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268556
Naughty nuns are the best! I want to be captured by some Dark Priests and be spanked and edged for my sins!

[Anonymous No.]

Wood elves don't wipe and only bathe once a year

[Anonymous No.]

I bet wood elves spend all day polishing the shafts of their spears, wishing they had something else they could stroke for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268580
>and only bathe once a year
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268580
>Wood elves don't wipe
Girls don't poop so who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268582
I bet a lot of them have oral fixations.

[Anonymous No.]

Sloppy eating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268580
My waifu doesn't bathe at all, because she can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268671
Lust-fumes everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268671
Dust baths, bruh; she bathes all the time. The stinger with sandworms is that they never brush their teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268671
Sandworm a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268673
Just the way I like it!

>>19268691
That may keep the shell clean, but the interior, her main body, has no real way of being washed. I'm guessing the "digestive fluid" destroys anything harmful or any bacteria that would cause a terrible smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268798
>the interior, her main body, has no real way of being washed.
That's what I was referencing when I said "brush their teeth." Of course, we know from the profile image that the main body is capable of extending outside the shell; she could easily take a dip in a river or the like to clean that up, it's the rest of the inside of her that'd be hard. Can you imagine a sandworm gargling? It's that or her husband spending a long day with a bucket, a handled brush, and a ton of toothpaste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268803
I imagine the latter could be turned into something erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268816
I mean, with the right kinks they both could. I can only imagine "hehe, it tastes like strawberries!" for the brushing, though. Sandworms are just too cute in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266414
>A Lilim, or higher succubus to an Order Hero: "Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing. The Demon Lord and my fellow lilims, succubi and I do need spirit energy, and cum. You want to know why? We have a dream! That one day every person in this world will have their own lover. A world of actual peace, dammit. A planet of affection, not hate! Ruled by passion, not bloodshed! Where society changes for the sake of romance, not the other way around. Where hope and dreams are back where they belong: in the hearts of the non-divine! Where every woman is free to love - to fuck - for her man! Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit knights and paladins. Fuck this omnipresent plastering of chastity and xenophobic bullshit! Fuck human supremacy! Fuck the Order! FUCK ALL OF IT! The Chief God's world is broken. Worn down to nothing. There's no saving it - we need to jack out every drop of it. Liquidize culture. MELT IT DOWN! And from the puddle, a new era will be born. Evolved, but unfettered! Ambition will be purged and the lovers will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Heaven great again! In this new world, people will fuck and breed for whom they love! Not for family connections, not for the sole purpose of procreation! Not for whom they are arranged with. Every monster will be free to fuck her own man! ...So, what do you think?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
I dig chicks in uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
I liked Armstrong
And I also like Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
So long as I get to cum so hard my legs turn to jelly, I'm in

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
>Fuck human supremacy
So long as she isn't one of those radical faction crazies that want men to basically be cum slaves and have no freedom. Just all of us be equal and free and space exploration and shit, I want my scifi future tech now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
I chose something different! I chose the impossible! I chose...Rapture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268884
I dick chicks in uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268946
I watched a documentary about sharks recently. It showed two of them grabbing one another by the tails as foreplay.
Would a Mershark find it erotic if I nibbled on her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268966
I would think nibbling in general, both ways, is erotic for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268966
Give it a try and find out! That tail looks very nibble-able.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268511
I will continue to worship 尻神様 until the day I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268999
But why does she have a goldfish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269104
It's her big brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269117
>Goldfish-aniki runs the toughest gang around
Man I better impress him somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269117
>>19269120
Is he related to bob the goldfish?

[Anonymous No.]

Monkey trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267393
Not him. Seems legit to me. Shiny Sparkly Prestidigitation is the perfect antecedent to Super Electric Buttsex. Alas the Shining Dragon no longer works as a defense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268333
I enjoy my shortstacks meaty and with breasts that would look huge on a normal sized girl.
Bonus points if they are smug

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm starting to get it.
To see what KDF was after all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269187
Anon, no! You gotta resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269187
Nylon is so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269187
Yeah but I'll still go for leather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269187
That doesn't do anything for me, I've grown to find latex overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266414
As said in a previous thread:

So as time goes on and on and passes by, the Demon Lord and basically the monster girl side keeps winning and gaining more and more, uh... Gains!

And with that the very idea of human men being in a relationship and or in love with monster girls or being paired with is now becoming more and more of a commonly accepted and normalised mainstream thing. And thanks to that the old fashioned human men and human women being together in a relationship is now starting to become considered "taboo", lame, boring and /d/eviant-tier shit.

Even human women are now starting to embrace the idea of becoming monster girls that are stronger and more powerful. And little human girls who're born as their natural human selves are taught that becoming a monster girl is a great thing to do as to love and protect their men and future boyfriends and or husbands.

That face when human manxhuman woman is now considered un-normal and /d/ material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268885
Losenis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269204
>Ben 10
What the fuck is this garbage. From what shithole do you hail from that gives you the idea that your off-site schlock is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268962
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269289
/co/ is basically tumblr except worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269204
No dude you can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269204
Nigger what the fuck are you doing posting this shit, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269204
>ben 10
>that art
>the entire post
Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269289
>From what shithole do you hail from
I'm fairly certain of where they come from now. Found a monster girl server that isn't related to the wordpress, tft or the wiki and decided to lurk in it for a bit out of curiosity and it's pure cancer. It seems loosely affiliated with reddit and Snowdrake was there bitching about this place calling tft furfags. One or two of the other posters with cancerous behaviour posted links to here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269354
Can't they bugger off to /monster/? Their cancer would probably readily accepted there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269365
Last I heard /monster/ was having another crisis of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

Upon further thought, Grizzlies would make for excellent onee-sans and momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269433
Bears are cuddly but Otter is the only nee-san for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269301
Hey I recent that I've had perfectly nice times on /co/

[Anonymous No.]

I want to vote for an Anubis prime minister

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269464
She's going to make the trains run on time, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, is it hot in here or is it just me dude?

How's your summer going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269477
She'll outlaw maledom

Submissive monster girls are being prosecuted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269433
Big beefy bears are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269514
>outlaw maledom
It doesn't effect me so I'll be fine. Hail the overlord!

[Anonymous No.]

>YO ANON REMEMBER WE GOT ASSIGNED TOGETHER TO DO A PROJECT? SHOULD WE MEET IN YOUR HOUSE IN ABOUT 2 MINUTES AND START WORKING OVER IT? GREAT! SEE YOU THERE!

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody needs to go back to the past and restore the timeline.
Becuase I think this threads in a loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269537
>Arrives one minute and a half earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269544
What if you spawn a multiverse by doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269544
Damn you quantum Wuuuuuuuurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269551
Like an AU where theres would peace and monsters exist but everyone has to watch an bad adam sandler move one a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269537
Everytime you post this Vampaiyah, my urge to blackmail her into fellatio increases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269537
But I'm writing this paper about the similarities of the gekiga movement to the way in which some westerners misuse the word graphic novel to grant themselves and their hobby legitimacy!
>>19269544
This is the timeline where Sega is bringing Shenmue, Yakuza and Persona to the PC, it's the best timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269354
That would explain the low quality posts that seem to be wholecloth pulled from Reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268962
Especially cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269354
What fucking server is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269589
The thought of a vampire blowjob scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269623
>Excuse me officer, I lost my cumrag around these parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269584
How bad could they really be if there’s monster girls?
>Jack and Jill, but he’s fucking himself as an Alp
Never mind, it would still be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269636
>I’m sorry sir, but we cannot find items related to hygiene. It’s our policy to make sure we don’t get sick.
>M-maybe I could replace it for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269636
>Yes officer I can describe it for you
>It's about 5'2" tall, has a lot of feathers around its wrists along with a fluffy tail. Usually seen in the company of a broomstick. Stained white in some area

[Anonymous No.]

What species would they turn into

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269633
Tell her to scrap and lick,NOT SUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269687
Why does the left one dress like a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269687
Never read this but based off this picture, Ice Queen, Succubus, Ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269692
She's anime tier strong and does't really care

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269687
I want Akaname Hana to make me drink her pee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269692
Because the author's previous series (the god-tier Me and the Devil Blues) was cancelled and he needed all the fanservice he could get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269687
Left: Minotaur
Center: Eh......not sure desu.
Right: Akaname

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269700
Fuck off /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269537
>tell her if she doesn't take her studies seriously, she's gonna get held back and you won't be around to help her
>deep down, the thought of you two no longer being in the same class scares her
>she starts asking you to help her study more often, and although she doesn't really get the material you can see there's an effort
>when the results of finals come around, she just barely passes and throws her arms around you before giving you a deep kiss
>"Be sure to take care of me from now on, alright?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269354
Well that makes sense, it's been what I've been thinking as well. Question is, how can we get them to fuck off for good?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a meaty Fox neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269743
Center is wight or ice queen I would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269808
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269773
Wait i didnt sign up for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269862
Few people do when it comes to monster girls
>anon gets tackled by a hellhound who starts raping him
>"Um, I'm more into lamias, so could you stop?"
>hellhound ignores him and keeps riding anon until he's passed out from cumming so much and so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269852
Good hips, boobs and thights but needs larger body

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269852
Adorable.
Would fluff that tail while she games

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268946
Mere female fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269708
Someone told me his bitterness about the cancellation was why he paid that as silly as it was .

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want a monster girl version of marshmellow cat? I feel like I shouldn't think about something so adorable and innocent in a lewd way, but a thicc, soft, nigh-indestructible cat girl doing cute cat girl things is just too tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269808
I want a rail thin fox NEET

I don't know why it's so attractive to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269940
Easy, find a Marshmallow Cat Nekomata. You can now have both a cuddly cat and a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269940
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269464
>>19269477
>>19269514
>Anubis prime minister outlaws maledom in hopes of inspiring an uprising to live out her Kuroinu-inspired fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269940
Yes it is wrong
Seek professional help

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269940
Yes, they’re too good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269505
summer makes me mad because the internet keeps fucking cutting out randomly when the weather warms up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269981
Dogs need to be collared

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270007
This was already posted last thread and not shamelessly ripped from twitter you dunce

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270025
Ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266414
Is that wyvern alp?
I'm getting slap vibes from her for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270040
Where do you retards come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270040
Exactly, so take into consideration what you're posting instead of blindly spamming images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270048
Nah, she's one of the Dragonia guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270058
Better yet, he should just fuck off entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270048
Please don’t bully the Wyvern, she may not be girly, but she is and always has been 100% woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270048
Shes a guide of dragonia
Her name was somwhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266414
I can see underboob and vagina bones

She's up to something with those lewd clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270071
She's a newcomer. Plus she's friendly to humans too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269687
>what would a girl named crow user turn into
Obviously a Wight since they have the best asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270071
If my phone wasn't a piece of shit, I would of gotten you that translation already

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/cqJUNam

>Someone finally drew Shog getting D'd in her V

Aw yiiiiiiiiis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270098
>literally reposting reddit shit here
Can you maybe fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270098
Make like a tree and fuck off, Reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270090
I wish more monsters would dress like that. Especially the more voluptuous and busty ones, like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270098
I have to wonder where the Nightguants goo went. I can see Shog all over the room, and even some Shog on the Nightguant, but no goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270112
>>19270116
It's the only place I could find the full picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270126
You don't belong here faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot dogging a slime.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69333946

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270126
>attempting to justify being from reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270126
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270122
>taking reddit posting seriously
You need to get out too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270090
Her name is Lytia

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270147
How the fuck would I know it's from reddit? I posted before I refreshed and saw those two anons. It seems I am not the reddit one here today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270157
The imgur link directs you to view other posts on the subreddit he comes from

[Anonymous No.]

So would you rather be a dragoon and fight alongside a wyvern?
Or a dragon knight and fight along a dragon?
Or a wurm knight with a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270164
Also something I wouldn't know, because I mentally block all adds to focus on the porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
Fuck off monsterboy fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
Dragoon, wyverns are cute

>>19270177
Anon, you know those are basically RPG classes right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270177
You do realise that post has nothing to do with monsterboys?
Dragon knights are usually just classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270177
What did he mean my this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270177
Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270098
Reddit source aside, that artist has done some nice stuff.
Looking at their patreon there's a hellhound too, hope it's just a temporary exclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
I say dragon
Though I wonder how the wurm knight would function in battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270168
I see how you could skim over it but the imgur post itself has a source button which links to the reddit post it comes from.
Better get a CT scan before it's too late or you might miss that cancer too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270177
Reminder that MGE canonically has monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270177
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270192
>Reddit source aside
Sod off cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270193
Bear with some headcanon
So if dragons knights are jack of all trades warriors and dragons exel at arial combat then Wurm nights would be the tanky motherfuckers that use clubs and anime greatswords

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270193
Wurm knights probably just try to direct their mounts rather than directly fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270208
Don’t forget double digit IQs for wurm knights, anon. It comes with the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270196
Chaos husbands?
Because male elfs and dwarves are basically considered human males, they're like a sub species of humans.
Sub-humans

[Anonymous No.]

I’m loving this Shog art. https://imgur.com/apSV3NP

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
Wurm knight, since the only other dragon I really like is the Dragon Zombie and I don't know how well that would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270201
Look I hate reddit as much as you probably do but I wanted to talk about an artist I like too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
Jabberwock knight!

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm wives must be difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270193
Bear with some headcanon
So if dragon knights are jack of all trades warriors and dragoons exel at arial combat then Wurm nights would be the tanky motherfuckers that use clubs and anime greatswords

Think about swiping grunts into the path of a large dragonic bulldozer during a fight

And the victory sex after the battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270218
Eat your own cock

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is happening here?

[Anonymous No.]

I got a Stargate Miia commission, pretty happy with it. I think I'm going to try and get an alt with the actual serpent guard helmet on, but I like being able to see her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270242
Reddit won't fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270246
Hypergamist fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270229
>"Anon I found this!"
>She drops a boulder in your front yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270242
Walk away anon, just walk away

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
I'll have to go with the Wyvern on this one. Polearms and all that, plus the wing hugs are nice too.

>>19270242
Business as usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270242
Mix between someone unironically posting a link from reddit and one very angry self appointed thread police officer not letting it drop.
Notice how all the sane people just called him out on it in the initial post and left it at that but one guy keeps going? Autism is scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270255
What the fuck are you talking about retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270246
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270167
Dragoon, dragon knight and wurm knight sound like an awesome trio

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270269
>liking the queen of cucks herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270246
Nice, always have loved monster girls in cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270283
You need to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270280
Or an fantasy land version of ed edd and eddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269940
The closest we'll ever get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270259
Would wolfus do the same with large sticks they found?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270259
>having a wurm gf is like living with the Kool-aid guy
>thank god your home insurance covers all the busted walls she makes on a regular basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270283
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270291
I want to pet her all over. And I do mean ALL OVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270280
What about other dragon race kights, like jabberwock, ryu and otohime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269940
>>19270291
What about Loen's fat cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270246
It looks nice. I kind of want to get a picture of my loli Night Gaunt wife in an Eva plugsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270283
r9k please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270311
Her sister's way ahead of you, lad! Best claim your waifu fast.

>>19270315
2thicc5me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270315
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270321
That sounds cute gauntfag you should go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270325
Fine, I'll pet them both! Feel my magic fingers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270325
>>19270326
She just wants to eat Pizza with you in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270321
Cute idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270321
>plugsuits
Great taste. I've always wanted to get a monster girl in a muv-luv suit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270321
Meh. Plugsuits are overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270331
Good man, you'll make a pair of werecats very happy some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269981
>Kuroinu-inspired fantasies
You mean she wants to be raped on a balcony in front of her people? Because I'd totally do that to an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270289
>>19270300
>>19270324
>men being cucked causes outrage
>women being cucked causes indifference
Really activates my almonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270315
Cuddlecat is cute but not like a marshmallow werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270321
Forgive me for asking, but does your waifu have a name anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270352
Oh it's just you, see you didn't use your "monster cuck-me" line or whatever it usually is with your Cheshire avatarfagging, dumb mermaid spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270332
Anon please, only Popcorn May be eaten there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270356
Lucy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270352
You seem obsessed with cucking.
How about going to /monster/ or somewhere like that where you can be among fellow cucks in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270136
Most of 4chan is now
What exactly is the point of being mad about it at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270291
Why do cats suck on fingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270366
That's a pretty cute name! Which color plugsuit would she wear?

[Anonymous No.]

Hakutaku paizuri
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69333553

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270332
But what about the crumbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270369
Subliminal messaging expressing their subconscious desire for the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270314
Lets do them all shall we?
>Dragon knight is hero guy, allways will to fight and do things in the name of justice
>Dragoon is a thrill seeker and main rival to dragon knight
>Wurm knight is just as clumsy as his wife but in battle the two become absolute terrors.
>Wock knight is a trickster and is the most unpredictable
>Ryu samurai is laid back, open to peaceful resolutions but still keeps his blade sharp
>Otohime samurai is a partyman who fights drunk, bro's with ryu samurai
>Dragon zombie knight is a guard of the undead kingdom, man of few words
And all other go on various adventures with their respecive wives involving love, battle, and who ate the last of the bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270369
I don't know anon. My cat is a biter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270369
A lot of animals do, rabbits come to mind. My one always used to lick on any finger that was presented to it. Kind of makes sense why March Hares are so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270372
Rei's . Probably the original white but the 3.0 black probably fits the color scheme better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270366
Lucy's a cute name, really suits a small nightgaunt.
>>19270374
Look at the size of those tits, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270390
Good taste anon. White latex is criminally underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270368
You're part of the problem, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270235
Why does that wurm have a sledgehammer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270378
I thought the Otohime Knight would be more of the suave, high roller, Bond-esque type who protects her casino and attractions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270374
Now those are some cow tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270401
I like you're idea better

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270404
>you're
>angry grammar nazi Anubis noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270351
Maybe at some point, but you're going to need to bring friends regardless. Now I'm just trying to figure out who her princess knights would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270411
I thought hakutakus were the grammar nazis?

[Anonymous No.]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HgKT3DEqCtk&time_continue=372
Relevant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270411
I wonder who would anger an Anubis more, one who intentionally makes typos or the Anon who talks shit about the Pharaoh online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270425
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=HgKT3DEqCtk
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270426
>faroh has a phat lumpi ars that is 100 persent diskusting to look at!
>Anubis nearly has a coronary

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270420
Lizard and Salamander with a desert theme for two of them maybe. It's a shame KC hasn't made any warrior types from the desert but it would be fun seeing the anubutt's knights violated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270430
Oh. Sorry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268018
i enjoyed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19266417
I want a Minotaur to rape me until I beg her to stop, the BITCHSLAP ME and ride me harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270193
Red hair is perfect for dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270424
A haku's eye would twitch and her smile might strain, but she'd gently correct the error and remind you of the importance of clear communication. It's the Grammar Anubis who is more of an attack-dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270378
Sounds like one happy family of men and lizards

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here practice lucid dreaming or any other similar stuff so they can temporarily be with his waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>We can rebuild her, we have the technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270464
I used to, but it takes a lot of practice, and a regular sleep schedule.
Sleeping is too all over the place for me right now due to work so It's too hard to do it regularly.

I always have the most success by drinking a fuckload of water and not peeing before bed, so I wake up in the middle of the night to do it. Then when I'm going back to sleep it's easier to have a lucid, or at least more vivid dream

Melatonin can also help vivid dreams as well, can't really speak to helping control them. But it will help you remember your dreams long enough to write them down. Capturing them when they're fresh is really important to making sure you remember them, so either write them down or describe them into a reco

[Anonymous No.]

best maid

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have preferences between natural born/monsterized MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270493
Did you ever succeeded with being with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
A monsterised girl is more interesting as she has to cope with new feelings and sensations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
Natural born, monsterized MGs still retain the human woman standards, which for all intent and pruposes ruin said monstergirl to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
If i could I would go for a harem with both naturals and monsteised, seeing as thats already a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
The closest girl I have to a waifu is monsterized but willingly as the situation allowed.
I don't really have an overall preference though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270526
Pretty regularly yea
Even if it's not 100% controlled, I can often push the dream to be about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
I'd much prefer natural born ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270511
The best maid is a Mer-maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270585
I am thinking of doing it, but it seems to much effort. Is it worth it? Have you ever maanged to have sex with her at least once?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get the maid fetish, in fact maids are a turn-off to me. Likely becuase I live in a country where maids are very cheap and are, with all due respect, ugly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270532
>monsterized MGs still retain the human woman standards
No they don't you faggot robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270610
Yea it was great, It's worth the effort for sure.
Having sex is great in the dream, and there's not really anywhere else you can feel something like it if your wife has really non human bits.

Honestly even just the comfy SOL dreams are worth it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267986
How much did that cost you? I want one as well but I'm too chickenshit since I still live with my mom and sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
Natural >>>>>>>>>>>>> monsterized plebs

[Anonymous No.]

Dick the daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270618
Yes, they do. Their standards are likely not AS strict as when they were human women, but they still retain them. If a human woman like rich alpha dudes, then as a monster she is still going to be after rich alpha dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270637
nah i'm good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270520
natural born for maximum comfort with her nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270604
but then you'd have a filthy water house otherwise she can't do shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270637
Fill her tight lil' cunny with your hot sticky cummies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270641
The great thing about 2d is that unless stuck in an ntr doujin they don't have to be like that as evidenced by all the girls in harem shows that go for the dense and bland self insert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270604
I prefer mere-maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270666
This is only if you assume that human women in MGE are anime waifus. But KC has made it clear (likely to make a contrast with monstergirls) that they are like our world 3DPD. Also we are talking about us, so likely our monsterized monstergirl would be former women from our world, as opposed to MGE women.

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone here is against hunting animals. What would you do if your waifu is into hunting? Would you forbig or allow her to continue doing or? Or would it be irrelevant because she would just do what she wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270623
The amount for the art will vary from artist to artist, but aside from that the pillow was about 80 dollars and getting it printed costed roughly the same, so you'll be looking at over 200 dollars easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270691
Wrong image, I meant to post this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270604
>How to get a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270677
>But KC has made it clear (likely to make a contrast with monstergirls) that they are like our world 3DPD
Yet the fallen maidens exist
>Also we are talking about us, so likely our monsterized monstergirl would be former women from our world, as opposed to MGE women.
It's your fantasy nerd, it's in your head. If you have so little confidence in your fantasy self that's on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270713
>It's your fantasy nerd, it's in your head. If you have so little confidence in your fantasy self that's on you.

True, but if we go by that. Then I might as well use any setting and any fiction. MGE stands out because I can actually be with my waifu without having to bend all the rules of reality and probablity just so that she would like me.

[Anonymous No.]

How do i get a shadow spawn beyond the stars gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270532
They don’t though, except in your headcanon. They explicitly gain MG values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270246
I want to tell her that her Darling is false and see what happens.

>>19270691
Fuck that; I hope whaling is one of the traditions of her people so I can go do that once or twice. Hunting whales sounds awesome (so long as it's not done to excess, yada yada)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270722
It's not bending if it's canonically possible and has proven to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270749
>I want to tell her that her Darling is false and see what happens
You bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270637
You men are disgusting. If I was living in the MGE world, me and my succubi sisters would punish people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270783
Joke's on you, daughteru dicking would be perfectly legal in monstergirl cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270777
Every time I see this picture it makes me feel like the epitome of manliness.
Do any of you fucks in this thread cut your damn hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270766
In MGE yes, not in other fictions. And bear in mind Fallen Maidens is not canon and even then it only happened because the women were already in love with the MC (who is a handsome redhaired guy, I have to add) .

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270604
>>19270655
>mermaid knows you have a maid fetish
>plops herself on top of a giant mo-head and pulls it along under her, like she's swimming just above the floor
>she isn't getting much clean but she is doing her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270802
>tfw my hair is longer than all of theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270803
>And bear in mind Fallen Maidens is not canon.
You're thinking of Fallen Brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270803
>handsome redhaired guy
So? They didn't fall for him because of his looks, but because he was the only one to treat them as people instead of tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270803
>Fallen Maidens is not canon
It's Fallen Brides. Fallen maidens is part of world guide 1 and that's canon.

The redhaired guy is pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270822
Goddamn hippies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270803
Handsome is just their impression. They fell for him because he was nice to them/treated them differently than other men treated them.

Except for the Inari, though. She just descended into degeneracy tonthe point where joining in seemed like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270841
Jokes on you anon, I don't smoke or even drink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270834
>They didn't fall for him because of his looks
pfft

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270822
Oh yeah, well my hair is longer than all of their wives' hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270856
Do bee girls' lady juices taste like honey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270862
Oh yeah, well my dick is longer than your hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270862
Are you a Kej by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270855
Someone get this lost robot back to his home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270864
Sugar water.
You can get honey from their tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270869
Anon you're completely retarded if you think his personality was the only reason they fell in love with him. There's a difference between being a faggot from /r9k/ and being logical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270875
>sugar from their crotches
>honey milk from their tits
I'd hope their personalities are sweet enough to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270837
Where is best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270875
That's gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270879
First day in MGE I take it

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that in MGE quite a bit of humans cheat, and the majority of the population is male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270883
Too busy turning new recruits into monstergirls I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270886
Anon that only applies to monster girls. Human girls are the exact same in that setting as the ones we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270889
There's a population explosion not unlike ours after the industrial revolution 200 years ago after monsters became monstergirls and stop eating/killing people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270868
No, I'm the guy who is obsessed with spider arse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270882
Honey bees and (especially) Bumblebees, yes.
Beware the similar-appearing wasps though.

Unrelated, but the other day I learned that a lot of bumblebee species like to live underground or under ground level foliage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270834
>They didn't fall for him because of his looks

We don't know if they would had fallen in love with him if he didn't had those looks though. That he treated them as people was the tiebreaker, but we don't know if the same would had happened if he looked different or was older. I prefer natural born monstergirls than taking that chance. Specially since, again, canon does confirm us that MGE human women are like the human women in our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270848
Everything about the Inari's story rubbed me the wrong way. Now I always have the feeling in the back of my mind tat I shouldn't fuck an MGE girl because it's like taking advantage of someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270862
Combined or respectively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270899
They stopped killing people, but they still effectively reduce population growth a bit due to the steady abduction of males/monsterization of women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270803
>Fallen Maidens is not canon
Confidence issues posters don't know what's canon, go figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270906
Well on the bright side, not like you're actually in risk of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270886
This only goes for monster girls. Human girls in MGE are the same as the ones here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270906
Seemed to me more like she was just saying “fuck it and fuck you” to her past life where she had been denied the life of a normal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
>you will never be the aide of a demon/lilim shipmistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270918
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270933
Phew

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270802
>Epitome of manliness because you're balding

[Anonymous No.]

I like dhampirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270924
This.

It doesn't help she walked into the place where demonic energy is at its densest and stumbled upon other fallen maidens having sex with [YOU].

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that even monster girls have standards. If you're just some loser the best you'll get is a slime that doesn't really even like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270949
I dont

[Anonymous No.]

If you're stuck in an Order-controlled town, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270948
Hardly.
I just remember to visit a barber more than twice a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270956
Are you the Vampire cowering in this pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270949
I want to be a Dhampir's childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270056
Originally from /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270942
>not signing up to serve the mamono-human empire

Love through unity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19268880
>using a Grigori pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270953
They don't have standards, they have preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270958
Place one foot in front of the other, then repeat until you are no longer in that town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270967
The entire post is so fucking bad. The fact that you're the only person to point out something wrong about it is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270964
When you you find out she wasn't human? Or would she have introduced herself as what she was from the beginning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270966
Why the fuck would I go to fantasyland just to get another job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270963
That is some really bad art

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270958
Stay in it. Not like I have any hope outside of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270777
Why do you keep posting this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270953
Can i get a rare slime for a rare loser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270976
The first one. That sounds like it'd be cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270961
>Not being a literal skinhead is keeping your hair too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270976
Having sex with her is how people usually notice she isn't human.

Pic related lived her whole life without knowing she's a Dhampir until a certain Lilim came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270970
They absolutely do anon, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270953
Nice try at baiting. We know from multiple canon confirmation that MGs do not reject anyone unless they are already married or are in love with someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270990
>this is your mind on onions

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270990
Look like I hit a nerve somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270977
Space adventures!
I guess you could just join the shady mamono trader crew instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270997
They reject you if you're a total scumbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270998
>$0y
Didn't know it had gotten that far

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270997
You really think a Lilim would go for a commoner loser that would have issues holding his girlfriend's hand in fear of embarrassing her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270996
>goes for the insult instead of supporting with evidence

So much for taking you seriously

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for a new game! Welcome to WHICH WORST END!

In this game, you are given three options to choose from for your preferred worst end. NOTE: All worst end picks are considered final. There is no way to game the end AT ALL to result in a good end.

NOW! HERE. THEY. ARE.

Anon is sitting at his computer shitposting on 4chan like he always does when he's suddenly RIPPED from our reality and into the world of MONSTERGIRLS!

Which end will he choose?

Anon is pulled through and finds himself on the ground before a Cu Sith and Cait Sith pair who are ecstatic that their husbando from their favorite anime was successfully summoned! The girls love to engage in threeways but love nothing more than to sexually dominate their male lovers! Looks like Anon is going to be the Beta of THIS pack!

Anon is pulled through and finds himself in a dark, filthy room with a single tall, buff Akaname standing there, her saliva dripping into a puddle at her feet! She's always been in love with Anon since his anime first aired and now that she has him, she can engage in all the depravity she's imagined! Her favorite thing to do is mount Anon's spear and simply sit there, forcing him to orgasm through JACKHAMMERING his butthole with her tongue! Looks like Anon's gonna need to learn to stretch!

Anon is pulled through and finds himself in a sterile room in front of a pair of his FAVORITE monstergirls! Unfortunately for him, they're intending to use him to cover up their lesbian love for one another! Anon is going to spend his life living at home as a live-in maid, sometimes getting banged by these two lesbo lovers so they can have some cute daughterus! Unfortunately for Anon, even the daughterus are lesbians AND the two mamono won't EVER love him

WHICH. WILL. HE. CHOOSE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271012
Salamanders and Lizards. Don't forget that Baphos only go for strong men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271009
Yes, I do. Its how the setting works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271016
See, that's more like it. Also, good thing I'm covered in those regards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271019
Then you're a naive fool, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271001
>>19270998
>sòy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
i want a gun and 3 bullets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271007
I don't think total scumbags would go for MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
3 and then just leave I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270985
Grey Slimes are GOAT and I hope we get one from KC eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

Please consider the following. Splicing a holstaur with glacie dna to produce a cow that lactates ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271021
>KC's stance is "as you wish, as long as not counter to the spirit of MGE". Love conquers all. Even without everything but love, you can still live. MGE is such escapist porn fantasy. It is not a work meant to make you suffer. After all, everything will be settled at a good conclusion, as long as the settings permit. And it is the main theme of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271034
He tried, but they kept running away every time one was seen up close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271016
Wrong. We have confirmation that Salamanders (and by extension Lizards) will accept weaklings provided they accept to be trained, and they would drop even that if they completely fall in love with him in the meantime.

>>19271021

KC's word and the canon settings >>>>>> your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271026
You don't know that. There are probably some that can be fixed by monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269232
>Losenis?
Hi. That anon isn't me, even though I agree with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271036
>lactating a solid substance
How the fuck does that even work????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271047
With great difficulty, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271040
Is that something that was actually noted in the books? If so then my hope has increased. Maybe she'll be released the same time as Shrimp Knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271047
Soft serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271016
If you are weak Baphos will send you in a quest you can fulfill to accept you, with the implication the entire thing is basically just a complex RPG game with her. Salamanders and Lizardmans go for weak men on the condition of training them. KC revoked the standards a long time a go. It is no coincidende that the lastest monster girl with requirements (Hinezumi) came with an in-profile workaround inlcuded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271037
>>19271043
High class girls like Lilims have absolutely zero reason to fall in love with someone like a regular poster in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271045
If they can be fixed by monster girls then they would not be rejected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271063
Sure they can, that's why there's infinite lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271063
It doesn't matter if there are reasons or not or if its logical to you. KC and the settings confirmed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271063
>He thinks we don't have high class posters
new I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271071
KC sez there are at least 100 lilims out there, since the Demon Lord has had 1000 years to make babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a bounty hunter that takes pride in your job because you're killing people who don't deserve to live
>Monster girls start popping up everywhere and now you have to be constantly on the run so they don't kill you
>You just wanted to keep people safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271063
Love conquers all.

[Anonymous No.]

>19271087
>Killing
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271085
This image is so busy that I can't figure out what's what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
3 is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271063
>>19271071
>young lilim and a young plain normal guy are in a relationship
>Demon Lord family dinner
>A lot of lilims and their rather powerful husbands are there

It's going to be fine though since the firstborn lilim is a really cool oneesan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271092
There is nothing wrong with killing bad people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
Can i KMS or will they resurrect me as a undead incubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271087
Monster girls can distinguish between people who do bad things because of bad circumstances and people who do bad things for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271096
Hopefully that guy doesn't have self esteem issues or else he's gonna be in for a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271087
Monstergirls wouldn't kill you for being a bounty hunter. There are probably Monstergirl bounty hunters also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271109
I'd kind of like to see a monstergirl healing a bounty hunter or something similar who assumes he's too far gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271109
What about someone doing it for money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271109
>>19271117
I'm pretty sure the only requirement is enjoying causing pain to others. So someone who became a bounty hunter because he knows he's a terrible person that likes doing bad things to people who deserve it isn't getting a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271119
Monster girl healing is the best healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271135
Francisca's story could count as healing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271127
Then monster girls would view him as a terrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271144
What story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271149
Her story in fallen maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271147
What if it's to save the orphanage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270235
What is the story behind this Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271144
>becoming a gross blob of slime and tentacles
>healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271144
Merse too. The extremist faction probably uses her childhood as evidence that humanity is corrupt and needs to be saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271158
They'd probably think it's a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271167
She was living like a cancer patient in palliative care. I'd say that's an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271154
Oh that one, yeah no.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I called a succubus/lilim fat, ugly, and that I don't like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271063
It has been confirmed that monster girls don't reject men going after them, only if they are married or are in love they will do so. Monster girls operate on a completely different logic than humans. This is why you can have an illiterate beggar become a King just because he entered a ruin in a desert, while if it was remotely like our world the Khepris would kick him out and would only accept a guy deemed worthy or that at least has some culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270777
I still wish someone would edit in Baronnessfag and his waifu, their heads both out of frame from being easily taller than everyone there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271168
They would have a hell of a time with Deadly Women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271132
What if on an emotional level I enjoy causing pain but I know its wrong and avoid it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271185
>illiterate beggar become a King just because he entered a ruin in a desert,
That sounds like it could be a really cute story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
I dab repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271114
Mommy demon lord and firstborn oneesan will cheer them up

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this cute Nacho childhood friend I have.

[Anonymous No.]

If you somehow gained the abilities of the mamono lord in real life. Would you give MGs waifus to everyone or deny them to some people? I honestly wouldn't deny them even to my worst enemy or the scum of the Earth (provided the MGs will not be mistreated)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271206
They should probably have not gone to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271216
Everyone except for furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271213
>posting Darling in the Cuxx

[Anonymous No.]

Would Sandworm be flattered if I showed her the documentary about Jodoroswky's Dune and told her it was a modest attempt compared to the works of art I intended to produce in her honor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271191
Well, they will surely accept him as we know MGs don't reject. But..... I think the Khepris will get really desperate trying to educate him. Not to boot him out or stop loving him, but some nasty fights might occur.

Or maybe they somehow are OK with him being completely ignorant and won't try to educate him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271220
Its a human girl getting cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271228
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
I love bicorns, so I'll pick #3 and use her harem powers to attract women that love me and that they'd be willing to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271228
Don't care, go back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271227
He was brought to lead, not read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271219
Not even furries anon. I truly believe in expanding MG love to everyone. Yes, even the guys manning the concentration camps in North Korea and torturing people out of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271227
Wouldn't he just give up and leave in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271228
It's a retard watching a shitty show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271227
They don't have to educate him; even if all he does is fuck hell still become king of a demon realm, it'll just be dark instead of green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271237
Okay good for you but I really hate furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271216
Judge it by a case-by-case manner. In the event of your aforementioned concerns, a special consultation with our staff of mindflayers should suffice with any questionable clients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271236
I see him becoming some sort of puppet king while the Khepris and influential mamonos do the actual ruling. We know from KC notes that Khepris actually have different bodytypes and functions and there are "minister type" Khepris, so they would likely be the ones that do the actual ruling, provided the king remains uneducated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271225
HNnnng
Sandworm pleasant Onee-san is too heartboner inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271220
>implying I even know what you're assblasted about
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271227
They probably fight for the right to rape him first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271132
What if I want to beat a Redcap into submission with demon silver knickles? Surely Redcap abuse is A-Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271245
Would you deny them to clients that have personally done harm to you? Like bullies for example or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271247
He might not be booksmart. But I'm pretty sure the beggar would quickly realize that he's just being used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271227
>Orphaned Shota-kun wanders into ancient ruins
>Ends up becoming Kephri Prince
>Harem of Onee-sans now tasked with raising him into a fine young man
>Educate him about the world
>Take care of him
>Guide him in learning his princely duties
>One day, he will become a great king, they are sure

This stuff writes itself!

>One day, a boy around his age shows up in the ruins, accompanied by an Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271253
Is it okay to impale a Redcap Louise on a demon silved stake from taint to clavicle and use her writhing body as an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271238
And that's how you manage to make Khepri waifus snap and send the would-be king to a special educational camp run by a very strict Lilim for human men spoiled brats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271263
That's probably a bit much. I was hoping for some light Ryoma into wrestle sex and choking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271260
>shota
Ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271260
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271270
How about crucifixion with demon silver nails and used as onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271264
That's also how you get a bitter and vindictive husband that regrets every meeting wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271216
I'd revert them back to killing machines and send them out to purge all the corrupt trash like politicians ruining humanity and put the low IQ normalfags back in the slave cages where they belong so democracy stops being the tyranny of retardition and propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271270
*Ryona
>>19271280
That sounds interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271286
Enjoy your new cage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271285
>every
ever*
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Actually this discussion is something that some of you Kheprifag anons and Inari husbandos need to consider. Yeah MGs don't reject and as such they will not reject you, no matter the high class. But we come from a completely different world, we are in many ways more ignorant than a beggar. So I think not all would be fun and if we marry high class mamonos they would likely demand that we become educated in their manners. At the very least you are not going to escape going to the Hakutaku tutor or the Inari teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271260
When we last left our hero, he couldn’t find his Automanee! What has that dastardly Gremmy done to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271286
VERONICA YOU BITCH GAMERS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271256
Would he have any reason to care? He gets hot meals, a bed, clean clothes, and all the hot ties to bang a man could want and all he has to do is appear from time to time. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal depending upon the type of vagrant he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271288
Consider a really abusive Red Cap nailed to a cross, unable to move or do anything else than hurl abuse at you as you have excruciatingly soft slow sex with her and keep her on the edge for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271293
I think being educated by your inari wife sounds fun. Just imagine her borrowing a chalkboard and scholar's cap from the local hakutaku and making a big show out of educating you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271293
>Anon is worth less to monster girls than an insane begger
You can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271235
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271305
Maybe he doesn't appreciate being treated like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271305
I can see him feeling like he was taking advantage of them if he wasn't too familiar with how monstergirls work. That might be a cute scene too, him leaving in the dead of night, thanking them for their hospitality but not wanting to abuse of it, and there's a mad scramble to "bring the king home again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ObB_S_qZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271255
Difficult to say. I want to say that I would, but in the end I'm not that callous as to stoop to their level. If they want mine, though, then all bets are off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271216
It's not my place to give waifus. It is my place to go full Miracleman on this world and let them make their own while I resurrect dead artists for my own vanity.
First I'll bring back Gaudi so he can design a palace for the missus and me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271307
I often IMAGINE™ a similar scenario, where you screw a raging Redcap until she's a airheaded Whitecap. Then tie her up and edge her until she's a frothing Redcap again, but now she can't rape you. Plenty of orgasm denial and creampies.

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>>19271286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ObB_S_qZo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271314
What would be the punishment for getting an "F" in her exams?

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>>19271338
>Plenty of orgasm denial and creampies.
Anon no.
You pull out just as she's about to cum and hump her belly button to completion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271352
Sleeping in a hotel for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

ded dragon

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>>19271360
Do zombie Dragons hoard defunct currencies?

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>>19271353
It's possible that I might be packing just a little too much heat to successfully screw a belly button. But otherwise good idea, because I like to see Redcaps writhing on the peak of climax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271336
>and let them make their own

You mean giving anons the capacity to create their own waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271352
Spending time in Detention Hall, which looks suspiciously like your kitchen with some sheets covering it up. You have to spend at least an hour after class brushing the teacher's fluffy "educational equipment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271263
>Redcap Louise
If you mean the louise you think I do I want to beat her stomach with demon silver gloves while fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271225
do sandworms and their husband race other sandworms and their husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271352
A curse that leaves you perpetually on the verge of climax/coitus. The sensation intensifies with every action you take or sensation you feel, but you will be unable to release without her sayso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271376
Absolutely.
>>19271382
Sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271381
There's only one Louise worth mentioning, anon.
>also not strangling her with the gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271388
>>19271381
Louise?

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>>19271324
Any competent khepri could pretty handily avoid that. Especially if it's made clear to him that's he's just a figurehead and needn't have any responsibilities.

>>19271326
This is an interesting scenario. You'd need a reason he's a beggar with a heart of gold and not just a bum, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271391
Short. flat and extremely tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a rather steamy sale effendi, I give you good price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271387
Im not sure the Mamono Lord powers are enough to allow you to grant average joes the power to create monster girls. You would likely need the Original Chief God abilities to do so, and even then its uncertain.

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>>19271388
That's on the list of things I'd do too.
>>19271391
A tsundere so harsh she makes nachos look like alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271401
>>19271408
Sounds nice, I like tsun. What are the best tsundere monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271404
What's the sale on your hand in marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271406
Well then I wish for more Genies, maybe they can solve this.

[Anonymous No.]

If doppelgangers are born from the feeling of a man being rejected, what does a doppelganger give birth to if she gets pregnant?

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>>19271398
>Especially if it's made clear to him that's he's just a figurehead and needn't have any responsibilities.

I don't think the Khepris would ever tell him, it would be too disrespectful. And they might not consider him a figurehead, but a "king in training" or they simply took over the duties without realizing the king is a figurehead.

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>>19271105
Please kiss your servants! They enjoy it very much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271406
Then use science

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271424
I refuse

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>>19271430
>"Silly Mastah" intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271415
>What are the best tsundere monstergirls?

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>>19271421
The way doppelgangers work and how mamono mana is responsive to desires, at times I wonder if it is possible for a man strongly desiring a particular monster girl if this could cause the mamono mana to give birth to an entirely new species of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271415
>Sounds nice, I like tsun
Zero no Tsukaima if you're interested, it's a classic of the harem genre. I just hope you have a tollerance for her beating selfinsert-kun with a riding crop on multiple occasions.

Dragons make for great tsunderes though, so do Salamanders and Hinezumis who don't want to admit you won.

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>>19271438
>cupid
Wrong dere.

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>>19266970
May have several stranger than normal fetishes, bio-luminescence, cloven hoofed Succubi, monsterization but furries are not one of them. Cu and Cait Shit are cute in the same way a teddy bear is cute, it looks soft and fluffy but you only keep it around for decoration.

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>>19271415
>likes tsunderes
>isn't aware of one of the classic archetypal tsunderes

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>>19271445
To be fair Louise gets better a lot faster compared to most physical female leads

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271352
A divorce.

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>>19271448
What made you this posting this garbage art was a good idea when there are better images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271448
Cupids would definitely be tsundere. They are constantly pent up from their duty, terrible at expressing their emotions through anything other than physical violence, and probably try and take themselves seriously.

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>>19271456
>physical female leads
I always hated love hina for that. Naru was the worst and any other girl would of been better

[Anonymous No.]

Shiver me timbers!

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>>19271479
That's a comely coat. I bet she'd be good at ships in bottles, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271456
She does, she was brutal in season one but I have so many fond memories of the second. It pretty much cemented my love for tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271479
In life or in death none shall have that which is Black Jack Lee's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271479
Why repost shit from twitter with some inane caption added

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271474
The creator apparently hated the boosted violence of the anime version

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>>19271445
>her beating selfinsert-kun with a riding crop on multiple occasions
I wish she'd whip his dicku with it and also ram it way up in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271491
It helps that saito can put his foot down when need be

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271489

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>>19271479
Yagsparroo, we meet again

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>>19271479
I feel like I've seen this face before. Singing really off-key in some Johannesburg-like high school slum

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271474
Motoko was literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your maid for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271553
I will treat her appropriately. No lewd stuff or bullying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271504
>spoiler
/d/ out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271560
Don't worry, it's a demon silver riding crop.
One that I'll bully her relentlessly with while she's crucified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271238
>would a guy who has been homeless and penniless his entire life give up on being made a fucking king because his free personal harem wants to teach him a thing or two?
Your lack of perspective is staggering.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no wight onee-san to spoil me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271415
I can't remember any others except Atlach-Nacha, but she's really got the tsundere part down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271415

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271593
I want to be a orphan abandoned at a graveyard and adopted by a big undead family!

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>>19271593
I want a tomboy oni onee-san who comes home from a day of being a rough delinquent so that I can spoil her and rub cheeks with her while she demurely thanks me for taking care of her!
I want to send her to school every day with a homemade bento wrapped in cute cloth, complete with a little seaweed picture of her and me crudely done!
I want her a rival delinquent game to try to break into our house while I'm giving her a lap pillow and playing with her hair, only for them to discover that she's far too relaxed to fight them!
I want to invite the home invaders to dinner while thinking that they're her delinquent friend and make them eat a healthy dinner with her, solving their delinquent dispute!
I want them, driven by their desire for a cute younger brother to spoil them, to change their ways!

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>>19271474
If i was keitaro i would have just left the inn
Better that over getting sword beams, getting kicked and tacking a punch so strong it makes the godanzuki look like a minor uppercut

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271225
Sandworms are too pure for this world

[Anonymous No.]

Big brown beautiful thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271560
>>19271570
What if you've inserted the riding crop into your penis and use it to ram it through her cervix so you can strapon her womb while you dick her vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271621
>godanzuki
The what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271626
What is the point of reposting the same twitter images every thread with pointless commentary

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271626
Anubi are really oily, aren't they? All that fur oil gets them slick all over. I bet you don't even need lube to dry hump them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271634
yeah, you don't need lube to do anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271635
Yeah, I guess all that tail oil would dribble over the anus and keep it smooth and slick.
I'd still rather intercrural her, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271630
https://youtu.be/_Y3xkB7IwsE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271635
What if you get the one Anubutt who's strong against anal? What if she critiques your technique as you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271626
Why do you keep posting this
https://i.imgur.com/OWNpohP.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271649
I'll learn perfect technique so she can enjoy it with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271647
God I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271649
You read from the ancient papyrus scrolls to learn powerful new techniques to defeat the anubutt's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271649
Anubi have a natural weakness to anal, so her resistance would just balance it out.
You can use those critiques to improve your technique, and by the end of the session you should have her a slobbering, drooling, climaxing mess.

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>>19271651
He's a spammer, which means this isn't the only image he posts every thread.

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>>19271659
>by the end of the session you should have her a slobbering, drooling, climaxing mess.
I'd rather she had a single, simultaneous orgasm with me.

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>>19271661
Who are all the retards that keep replying to it and why won't they go away

[Anonymous No.]

>paraplegic Anubis who can't feel her anus

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that male and female mindbreak is for plebs. Patricians know the greatest form of Mindbreak is a double KO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271670
Pretty sure MAMONO MANA would heal any spinal cord injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271667
Only two posts called the fag out on his shit while one braindead retard replied seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271680
All three are braindead retards for replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271667
Newfags that don't know how to fucking lurk, /monster/ vermin that refuses to leave and redditor trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271683
>getting this assblasted over anubischat
It's like you shitters actually want this thread to be ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271679
She needs a lot of mana to heal her shattered spine. Which is why I need to give her a lot of sperm up her butt to speed up her healing process. It's physical therapy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271688
>Unironically defending braindead spamming.

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>>19271688
A thread kept alive only by spamming might as well be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271688
>borderline ERP reply chain to an image spammer
>not cancer
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271704
>borderline ERP
Literally 100% of these threads nigger

[Anonymous No.]

We need to ban images altogether. It's the only way to stop spammers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271709
just put the last nail in the coffin why don't you

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>>19271688
For all the shitters that bitch about "muh meanie self appointed thread police" these threads are in dire need of quality control.
>>19271706
>Literally 100%
Nope, that shit only comes courtesy of ESLniggers and cross-site cancer.

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>>19271712
Let's just ban monster girls. It's not like anyone wants to talk or think about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271706
The only borderline ERP trash posted here is the kind of bullshit you're defending. It's because of retarded newfags like you, you god damn reprobate

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271709
>Imagine the fag goblin boomer who posts this shit. kys kuk

Spam comes in many forms. It needs to be dealt with at the source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271709
>being this assblasted over getting called out
Feel free to mindlessly spam elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271715
we should just all kill ourselves then

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271713
Our actual moderation is and has always been shit, but when did we lose the self-enforced quality control standards this website used to hold so dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271724
>self-enforced quality control standards
lol @ ~posting standards~
touhou hijack lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271731
Eat shit spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271736
sugg my cogg newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271731
Not strict posting standards, but the unanimous "Get the fuck out of here" response to retards who attempt to integrate their faggotry into the community

[Anonymous No.]

What's your opinion on undead Eros monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271743
How would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271743
Love is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271750
KC sez that any MG can become undead if they die with regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271750
By killing love.

[Anonymous No.]

>19271753
>19271765
Edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271687
>/monster/ vermin that refuses to leave and redditor trash
They're one and the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271704
If that's borderline erp then all cute posting is borderline flirting, guy just said the lewds things he wants to do to an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271778
I will agree that 2*4chan is basically a reddit equivalent but those communities are two different kinds of absolutely fucking awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271783
It's wiki tier trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271783
What would you do if you were fucking her haha I bet I'd cum so hard haha oops I mean she haha ;¥

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271783
>If that's borderline erp then all cute posting is borderline flirting
Exactly. These autists want the thread to be MGE speculation for people who have memorized the canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271785
That entire site is basically /r/thedonald mixed with whatever topic the board is about.

[Anonymous No.]

Look we're going to keep going around and round until we actually draw up some rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271794
If you want to roleplay do it on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271260
I'd rather see a shota adopted by a Pharaoh or an Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271794
>waah they don't like my image spam erp can even though these threads would be dead if I didn't talk about my big cums all the time
Unironically shoot yourself in the gut

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be nice if the thread police could outline exactly what topics and forms of discussion they find acceptable. That way when they disagree with each other they fight amongst themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271788
It's basically the same as daughteru posting, waifu posting or any other sort of popular posting but lewd rather than cute. You're only getting so mad because of who he replied to if you're choosing now of all times to complain about it.
The image spammer is cancer but don't let that lead you into getting so mad that you'd burn everything down to spite him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271803
If you want to curate MGE trufacs, you should probably actually do it on the wiki. That's what they're for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271798
Rules are meant to be broken, as bans are meant to be evaded. This pathetic song and dance routine will continue until either the threads are purged from 4chan, or the posters are physically dealt with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271810
>wah wah thread police
Funny how the only time posters bring this up is when absolute trash is being called out as such.

[Anonymous No.]

As a white guy, what's the appropriate response to brown desert girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271822
Dicking them, white on brown is great as long as the girl's the brown one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271810
>>19271817
>>19271811
If you want a place to jerk off over other another anon's anal techniques then you should go to >>>/trash/ you stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271788
>>19271790
Alright now it's completely sure we have been getting raided for hours.

Falseflagging and gaslighting like this, and the uncharacteristicly angry arguing about imgur links earlier, is the newest tactic of the whatever discordian or cross-siter or cross-board retardfaggot doing it this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271822
As a male, you should be predisposed towards mating with every sapient creature you encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271647
Beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271817
Or you could go to the wiki if you want to post autistic trash like >>19271634

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271844
More than likely it is Beast since he's always been one for the nubile fighting game girls who almost look like boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271840
>wtf why do people not like my cunnyposting tier trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271846
There was unironically nothing wrong with that post apart from the ! at the end if you want to be picky. Posting about wanting to fuck a monster girl from a porn setting of all things is perfectly on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271840
By that logic we've been getting raided for years. Remember when we had writefags and drawfags here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271840
>the people calling out garbage posts are raiding us
More like we've been sitting in a pile of garbage for a while now and people are sick of your shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271859
I bet you give good anal huh anon you'd make lots of girls cum haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271859
That post is such shit that all it needs is a cropped doujin image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271884
>discussing what we'd want to do with our waifus is bad now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271895
ERPing in the thread is not discussing what you want to do with your waifu you braindead retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271895
It was always bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271895
Wiki tier trash has never been allowed, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271822
Being fine with it.
Hell, I'd enjoy some chocolate skinned monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271900
>>19271903
>>19271905
What is allowed then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271850
For the record there are quite a few women that I enjoy in fighting games that have womanly bodies thank you very much.
Baiken, bullet and leona heidern at the top of that list

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271822
Pulling out so you can enjoy the contrast of white semen on her brown belly or back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271862
>>19271869
You've been overplaying your hand in a way that makes you obvious to any regular who's been here a long time. The way you overextend the definition of "ERP" and accuse everyone of random garbage just to cause drama makes you stick out like a sore thumb.

I don't know where you're from. A discord? Le leddit? /d/ or /trash/? TFT or /monster/? Some butthurt tumblr clique?
I don't know what your problem is that you have to keep shitposting here. Getting butthurt about being told to go back to l*ddit so now you're falseflagging? Getting told to fuck off with your cancerous fetishes? Insecurefaggot still butthurt about hellhounds? Mermaidspammer butthurt about his thread being ignored and deleted?

Either way, you're still subhuman parasites and you need to fuck off with your aids. Do everyone a favour and just end it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271908
Discussion about monster girls that isn't trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271908
Talking about monster girls is okay.
Being a wiki-tier ERPing faggot is not okay.

If you don't have the common sense to tell the difference you should get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271908
Tasteful, canon discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271922
Such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271895
There's an obvious attempt by someone or a group of people to cause shit here, case and point post right bellow you being a god damn trap.
>>19271900
ERP is against the rules if you think it is, report it and move on rather than derail the thread trying to play sheriff. It was far from being that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271896
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271916
>Tengu
Not even the best DOA girl, Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271933
Congrats, now he knows he got to you.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271951
Summer, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271936
She's the only monster girl apart from alpha152, so shes all i can post from DOA
Best girls is either hitomi, tina or mila

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271930
Talking about what monster girl is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271916
I was just ribbing you, Beast. Leona is patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271959
That time of year when all the cheshire lolis get out of school

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271950
Please no bully, he's probably got his tabs mixed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271932
>quality control is playing sheriff waah waah
How about you go away and never come back.
>>19271921
It's obvious to anybody who didn't just come here in 2016 that if you think any of that shit is okay you're a massive fucking faggot holy shit. Go back to the wiki where people actually care how big you say your dick is. Go back to plebbit where your shitty contributions are considered worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271961
Isn't phase 4 a clone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271626
I want to be "forced" to eat out my anubis boss from under the desk. My place is between her thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271961
>Hitomi
Come on, Beast. The fact that you didn't list Christie or Lisa yet put her in is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to see kobold equivalents for other races<

>leopard gecko lizard girls
>Kitten girls
>Hamster mice girls
>cornsnake lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271975
Whats wrong with hitomi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271933
Which monstergirl would be into yaoi and BL ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271973
Clones dont count as monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271962
The best MG is obviously your least favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271982
Boring outside of her dealings with jan lee and hayate/ein

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271982
She's lame and annoying. She's a better version of Honkers but fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271986
None, because homosexuality is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271479

Demon Royal Navy>Pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>>19269537
I want her to bully me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271986
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270802
All of those in image are fucking normal you buzzcut neonazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271916
>Leona
https://youtu.be/GZWB7qn5N0A

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272001
It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>The room is ripe with the stench of bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272044
Guys should only love girls, and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271013
1 for a good end my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272047
t. Somebody who's never smelled a kennel full of dogs in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272055
I disagree but I know you'll never change your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270802
>stereotypical Vikings are depicted with long hair
>Sampson lost his strength when he cut his hair
Really makes you think, I bet Salamanders would love a long haired dude with 250lbs of muscle to full nelson them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271047
Go look up whale milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272071
I just find it kind of funny that he's judging their appearances when monsters don't judge people by their looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272071
Somehow I doubt any of our poofy-haired pals are muscle beach material.
Call it a hunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270948
>>19272029
It's a proven fact that your chances of getting laid are inversely proportional to the amount of hair on your scalp. Hentai taught me that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272084
Yeah that's what you think faggot check these pecks

[Anonymous No.]

Can a jinko teach me how to defeat the Huns

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272079
I would guess that poster is a human and not a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272100
Just goes to show humans are inferior to monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were given the chance to fuck a bapho, getting a taste of the best pussy in the entire world, with no strings attached (no loli addiction, no commitment to a relationship, etc), would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
>No commitment
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272092
>pecks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272097
Possibly, but she can't teach you how to defeat mongolians, judging by how the Middle Jinko got vigorously dabbed on the the Mongolian Centaur Khanate

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272126
Caw caw motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
What if I want some strings attached?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272113
Humans > Monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272139
Why are you here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
Casual sex is shit. Monster girls are for marrying.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a minotaur to pin me against a wall!
>>19270352
The people in this thread are autistic hypocrites anon,stop being surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272135

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
I'd have a one time session with all but two races in the encyclopedia and baphos are in my top 10 so damn right I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271720
i'll do you if you do me no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
If i hadn’t met my waifu yet or wasn’t in a relationship, I’d totally take a bapho up on that offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272142
Because I'm a human that wants to fuck a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272149
>Shitposter try to pretend that he's better than anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
one nights a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272031
Blood riot leona is sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
No. Loli makes me uncomfortable. Bad enough I'm old enough to have potentially been a father for a while, and I refuse to partake in that dickering of the daughteru nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272136
I'm sure that if the two of you took an interest in one another it could blossom into something more

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272097
Could she make a man out of you?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you poke a Tritonia and run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272258
sure, what the worst that could happen? its not like im poking from behi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272258
Poke? I would grab and squish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272277
>behi
Did you have a stroke or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272277
Your finger getting stuck and can't pull out I guess. It's similar to poking an Unagi-joro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272288
Poking a slug in her back-tentacles is like saying 'Candlejack'. You never ret

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272149
>replying to a five-hour-old post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272192
I'm not a shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271593
>wooing an onee-san or cc type Wight and making her properly see you as a man
>dating a teenage class rep Wight and her letting it show and make people jealous by hanging off your arm in public, whether the situlation was you being the same age or being older or even younger
>doing lots of both romantic and lewd things together with a cute loli Wight, connecting her passionate young love and your more mature tender care, and her small pale body and your big warm dick
They're all so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272151
Messy haired crow girls are the best harpies

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna learn horse-fu from Centaur-sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272316
Loli wights and zombies are incredibly high tier anon. I want to take a cemetery’s worth of Loli zombies out on the town and make them feel alive again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272316
I used to be more of a Lich guy but Wights really stole my heart, all three of those sound like a dream come true. I'd prefer the first or third one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272313
Yes you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Best horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272313
Prove it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
I really need to get back to trying to translate this image set.
>t. Guy who doesn't know any Japanese and is just trying to painstakingly translate certain things through sheer trial and error.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272359
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272368
>When you fluster the shit out of a Nightmare in the real world by telling her you want to do to her what she did to you in your dreams
>During the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272380
Because I say you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272368
how does the nightmare react when they find out the ideal version of themselves that their crush is attracted to is the shy easily flustered waking version of themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272384
Looks like it's magically-induced nap time.

>>19272368
Whitehorn tries so hard, though, despite not technically qualifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272371
Please do, anything is better than nothing and there's so many monster girl images I'd love to see translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272151
I wish that guy made more of that frumpy crow girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272368
Those pats are so good, they stay a dream becuase reality can't handle them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272420
>pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272341
Well to be honest, I prefer the third one and came up with the second option last to round out the lineup. But when I started thinking about the second one more, all three sub-scenarios somehow became really appealing "mini-stories" too.

There's the tried-and-true anime/VN plot with Anon and Wight being classmates, there's the eromanga plot where they look like it's compensated dating but the girl just has a lust for an older guy, and finally there's a "you've got to be kidding me" spectacle with a horny middle schooler Anon and a 20/10 JK Wight being together in public.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272428
I fucked up two times. I'd let the horsepussy fuck me because of it thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets all take a moment to relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272463
WAKE UP!

[Anonymous No.]

Little-known fact: Anubi can tranform into a convenient travel-size form for easy transportation

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Ochis are noble and stoic monsters and most certainly do not want to headpat or be headpatted by their aruji-dono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272485
How do I FUCK her like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272492
I'mma headpat the first Ochis I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272485
Would you a waifu who can make herself compact size?

>wyrm who can wrap around your arm like a belt/bandana
>dragon into a small winged lizard
>animals the size of small plush dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272503
What if she's like 7ft tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272499
Have you ever punt an onahole into a daki or one of those marshmallow pillows? It's a very similar concept, though we do not reccommend intercourse with your bean-waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272463
That's really fucking adorable, well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272516
Well I'm 6'6" so that doesn't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272516
>have tall girl fetish

oh she's getting extra headpats and a kiss on the cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272463
I’ve always liked the idea that dormice take sleep walking to the next level. I wanna have a dormouse that constantly tries to give fellatio and straddle me in her sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272521
You're gonna restart her heart acting like that Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272463
>Dormouse leads a meditation class of roughly 20
>5 minutes into the first session she falls asleep in a meditative pose
>Rest of the class continues mimicking her not knowing she's asleep
>Occasionally a class member opens an eye to see if anything's changed
>Hours pass
>One by one a class member gets frustrated and leaves
>It's now down to 3 class members left
>One of them gets brave enough to check on her
>Realize she's been sleeping the whole time
>Frustrated, they try to wake her up
>It's no use
>Dormouse is in advanced meditative sleep
>The last few class members leave feeling stupid they just sat there for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272527
Thats the plan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272516
Moreso. There's something sweet about the tall, cool ones being treated like a cutie pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272116
>>19272371
>I-if you insist that much, then I’ll let you show your worthy of being my oni-chan through any means, magic or sword.
>But, bear in mind that if you lose, then Sabbath will take over your hometown, and will hold grand Black Mass there..

Very crude translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272492
I want an ochi to headpat me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272550
She'll do it, but only because you asked her to. She does not take pleasure in this at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272560
>She does not take pleasure in this at all.
That just proves that ochis are shit tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272463
>the other pictures in that set
Fuck now I want to go to a monster girl yoga class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272586
I think something flew over your head there Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272485
Are we talking pillow or pocket-sized here? Because either way that's too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272516
Ask her to kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272485
It's like a digimon baby form.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a bummer post but I hate how for the life of me I can't settle for a fucking simple plot and always give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272458
Hey is this new? I've not seen it before and I thought I'd seen them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272459
>fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272485
Polymorphing means most MGs can.
It's just that not all species look cute when doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272492
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, let's go to the beach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272793
Wouldn't most MGs just polymorph to hide in plain sight?

[Anonymous No.]

am i doin it right

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape a loli Cheshire so hard she won't know her butt from her ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272873
That's a good dream, flat cheshire with a great ass and decent hips would be perfect for dominating.
Even more so if she was making small penis jokes with her stupid grin on her face before it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272816
That's a female snek.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are objectively the comfiest monsters. Not even tanukis or ratas can compete with the multi-directional mofu. Don't even try to lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272898
It's a female doragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272936
I'm not about to argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272936
>>19272948
Amen brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272936
Hard to debate, though Yipper may giver her a run for her money with 360 muscle mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272492
>tfw no zomBaiken wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272936
>Foxes are objectively the comfiest monsters
Entirely false. They may have fluffiness on their side, but sandworms are the comfiest by far: warmth, safe, secure, no outside interruptions, and they maintain the perfect blend of sexiness, cuteness, and innocence

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272936
As fare as I'm concerned, you're preaching to the choir.

[Anonymous No.]

If something really fucking awful happens to me, which girl won’t

>Make excuses for the other party
>Refuse to get emotionally involved
>Loudly accuse me of blaming them for my problem
>Yell that they had that same problem too, but worse - so I shouldn’t be complaining
>Expect me to give them sympathy for whatever happened to them

I know none of them would do this, but which reverses it as much as possible? Which girl is the best at taking your side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272898
>>19272942
damnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272097
>A jinko that isn't a massive muscle bound iron abbed giant.

Well it's about fucking time somebody made decent art of that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273103
>Not wanting a massive muscle bound iron abbed giant
You have awful taste
Muscular women are 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mgt/, I've done nothing productive all day. Whatcha up to? I should've been writing today since its my day off but I've just been playing video games and goofing off.

Have this template I made somewhere between staring at an empty libre office word document and staring at a libre office word document with 20 words. Make sure to downsize it a tad because I think I made it too big. Show me your top 13 so I can continue to goof off before going back to staring at a libre office word document with 25 words.

I want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273026
>vore
Get out of here /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to introduce my young inexperienced Kiki maid to fist-sized anal beads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273132
>Wanting to fuck a pseudo man.
Alp Detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273132
Not him, but I'd rather not have my women look like Rob Liefeld drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273137
>You rupture her colon and she bleeds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273103
Not the first time. I like muscle jinkos and all but when they're memed as 7ft giants all the time it's nice to see other depictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273152
What a cute little jinko! I want her to sit in my lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273151
>applying realism to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273137
I want gapingfags and their shit fetish to die out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273143
>Pseudo man
You're retarded
It's possible for them to look muscular and like a woman
Big strong girls are objectively the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273133
my wife doesn't let me think about other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273176
Whatever you say gayboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273176
>It's possible for them to look muscular and like a woman
Hello where is the proofs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273133
I'd rather us not spam the thread with pictures like this, imgur would be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273133
That's a lot of work and there are only two girls that really matter to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273133
I'm no good at editing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273182

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273134
going inside her wet shell ain't vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273183
Can you even upload pictures to imgur anonymously anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273191
>"hey kid, ever heard of oyakodon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273191
>that
>feminine
That's literally a dude with tits grafted on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273065
Maid types. They'd just give you the lap pillow and sing a lullaby until you doze off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273182
Even the profile one isn't that muscular, she has slight ab definition and her arms aren't really bulging but people try and make the race all about being like arnold schwarzenegger with tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273200
What if I want a loli maid to sit in my lap and sing me a lullaby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273198
you dumb m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273196
Uh yeah, that's kind of half the point of the website.

https://imgur.com/a/dFRrBpu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273198
Anon have you ever seen a man in your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273203
Musclefags think that if it she can't grate cheese on her stomach then she isn't a woman. A typical sign of autism. Real women have big spankable butts that jiggle, not giant iron meat loaves that break every last bone in your hand if you so much as try to pinch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19267092
>Not splitting them into a set of three whole female bodies.

No weaselfags here, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273215
>https://imgur.com/a/dFRrBpu
oh okay.

>>19273226
Harem is harambe anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273224
Oh so you're literally retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273224
>Musclefags think that if it she can't grate cheese on her stomach then she isn't a woman
No one has ever said this
>>19273203
>but people try and make the race all about being like arnold schwarzenegger with tits.
This strawmanning is getting autistic
Bulky musclar woman does not automatically mean a man with tits

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cook eggs on a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19272492
I would like to pet this creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273242
I want to cook eggs IN a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273247
The word is "fertilize".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273253
No it's not anon, I can't eat that kind of eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big muscular minotaur to punch me in the stomach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273231
>*Your
Anon its simple grammer,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273103
Likes Jinkos
>But without abs, muscles, 10th dan martial artistry and 7ft tallness

This is like liking sushi without sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273256
>>19273247

>Hellhound gf pops a whole egg in her mouth
>Waits 10 minutes
>spits it back out and cracks the shell
>Comes and offers you a hard boiled egg out of nowhere
>You enjoy it but she's being wierd
>Blushing and muttering something about 'indirect kiss

Whoa Nelly that's lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273281
They're insecure about themselves so they want jinko to be boring and generic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273287
Just wait until she feeds you the hardboiled eggs she had cooking in her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273203
Actually the profile arms are really muscular, more than Minotaur's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273281
>>19273290

I never said I didn't want a jinko with a mastery in martial arts or height. I'd just rather not fuck a brick wall. Soft girls are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273298
>Soft girls are best girls.
Personally I disagree but the difference is I'm not going to flip out and start reeing because you like "soft girls" like the antimusclegirlfags are

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273308
Yay! A calm person in a sea of madness! I'll make sure you get an extra special present in the afterlife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273272
fuck you.

I want big muscular minotaur to cuddle me during a thunderstorm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273103
>>19273281
A Chie-like Jinko sounds plenty cute. Lean but tough, great at martial arts and with a tomboyish dash of subtle femininity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273281
Not the guy you're responding but
>and 7ft tallness
The the profile doesn't specify that. The words tall, large or height don't appear anywhere in there. I like muscle girls, love Jinkos even but the whole "she's not a strong girl unless she has giantism" meme is tired.
Wocks get similar treatment at times but the one in the official doujin was the size of a normal girl and so was the one in after school alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273317
Why not both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273316
No one's marrying you, Wisp-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273287
>>19273293
Hellhounds bring a new meaning to breakfast in bed, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273224
>real women have curves!
Fuck off fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273319
Its natural, Jinkos are tigers, tigers are huge, freaking huge and the profile makes her look huge too.

However I think there is freedom with height, KC stated that variance is allowed unless it is a race trait. The abs, muscles and martial arts stuff however, are a must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273224
>Real women have big spankable butts that jiggle
No those are fat fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273334
BAMBOOZLED AGAIN! HEHEHEHE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273133
God bored half-way through but here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273224
There is nothing stopping her from being able to grate cheese with her stomach and at the same time have a big spankable butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273382
>God
Got*

I am an embarrassment to my girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273369
>>19273376
>Getting this mad over the truth. Looks like someone can't accept reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273384
It's all fun and games until she starts shredding the skin right off your bones anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273404
Learn how to greentext, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273195
>shell
It's the main body. All the organs and support system needed to keep the body going will be in the worm. You think that little gummy blob of pink has a heart that can drive all that blood or a brain that can fire off big enough signals to move the muscles or lungs to give it air? The creature even has more eyes on its shell than in its mouth. And the hair isn't even hair. It's made of meat.

The tongue is a puppet that sandworm uses to show it loves you. And believing that a womanly body is the most important part, the worm would identify with it most of all.

I wish Latenight would draw more sandworm art

[Anonymous No.]

You never forget your first job in MGC...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273376
Looks like someone has anorexia by proxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273416
>Shota
trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273376
Sounds like someone who's never seen a butt. Sure fat ones jiggle a lot and it's disgusting but normal butts will jiggle to some extent too.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3630450
I hate 3d posting but it's just to prove a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273437
no u

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's style anons? What kind of clothes does she like to wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
Her birthday suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273133
Rate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
Cow print and sweaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273477
good taste out of 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273413
it has all the heart i need

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273382
Dis nigga sure loves pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
She likes gooooooooold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
If she's dressing for work, usually a nice blouse and a pencil skirt covered by a lab coat. Around the house though probably just a tee shirt and panties for maximum comfort. There's also her avid love of cosplay outfits and latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
She likes her "Summer" uniform a lot because its really easy to move around in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273503
How does a maid keep herself clean after spending all day around dirt and grime in such a revealing outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273503
What kind of alternate hair accessories would look good on a kiki? I think instead of a butterfly she should wear a spooky looking bat.

[Anonymous No.]

would bunyips and other girls with fluffy backs modify their clothes to be backless for comfort?

[Anonymous No.]

>Leans in close
>Whispers in your ear
BANG! BANG! BANG! PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273516
That calls for a spanking. Bad Devil-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273503
Kikis are the only monsters that make me a leg man. Their built-in high heels are too sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273514
Red ribbons like >>19273520

[Anonymous No.]

>One shit week at work followed by one with burnout.
>Had to argue with neighbors about a fence on my property, that is mine, that's coming down today.
>Still two days till they move out and I'd originally planed to take tomorrow off.
>Going in instead.

I now know why wizards live in the middle of no-where.
I would kinda be up for reclusive monster girl where I don't have to deal with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273516
Would you date a nerdy Devil who loves character action games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273517
Cheer up, crew cut.

>>19273529
I'd prefer a more developed woman like a Demon but I can accept a Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273520
They don't look that high in the profile art.
I always thought they were talons

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273533
What if you were dating a Devil and her Demon sister and both of them were huge Clover/Platinum fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273540
I'd stab them both at the same time. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273540
I'd fill their dark souls with light if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273538
Do feather meidos have pointy wolf ears or humanoid ears, you can never tell from the profile pic. Unless those floppy locks on the side with the slight curves are the ears.

Kiki ears confuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273529
I'd rather be spoiled by a somewhat naughty Devil who enjoys teasing me by acting way too lewd for her physical stature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273516
That Devil is in need of some restraint!

[Anonymous No.]

Say hello to your new boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273580
How about no

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273413
i wonder what meat hair feels like but then i just think of a dog licking you and drooling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273580
She's not professional at all though, she looks more like a gangster than an actual business person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273580
>She will never lovingly treat you like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273580
Hey there, Manager. It's really great to be here. Say would you like to come over to my place for dinner? I'd love for you to meet my wife. I bet you two would get along great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273595
Have you ever felt a cat's tongue anon? Well like that, but softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273580
>reposting garbage from reddit
>>19273591
>>19273599
>>19273603
>>19273607
>replying to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273620
How do you know it's from reddit, anon? Do you have something you'd like to admit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273626
Reverse image search, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273620
>tumblr filename
I mea, I hate reddit as much as the next guy anon, I really do, but how the hell are we supposed to know which images are reddit images if most of us never even go there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
She'd wear mostly light stuff, like sundresses, tank tops and shorts, maybe a skirt here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273628
Nice damage control.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to be careful near these holiday seasons, threats to your virginity can come in any size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273629
You're supposed to reverse image search every single picture that gets posted in the thread like anon here>>19273628 just to make sure it's not from a website you dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273620
Is this proof that you retards are playing both sides?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273561
They have floppy dog ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273626
>>19273643
I see a random shitty image with an inane retarded caption, so I do some incredibly simple research and find out it's another reddit repost.
>>19273629
It's literally on the top page of the subreddit the guy earlier reposted shit from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273620
>>19273628
>tumblr filename

[Anonymous No.]

Are students at MGC High allowed to date their teachers? I want to confess to that elf history teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273653
You can't be this retarded can you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273650
>It's literally on the top page of the subreddit the guy earlier reposted shit from.
And why the fuck do you think anyone here cares about that or clicks on it? I'm not trying to be a dick here but you're a retard and the world would be better off if you fell yourself off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273650
>Caption
Are you having a stroke? How many fingers am I holding up?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather your boss be a demon and your secretary be an angel, or your boss be an angel and your secretary be a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273666
>defending redditors reposting shit here
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273677
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273650
Reddit has definitely been a problem lately but nigger you are just as bad by making drama where there is none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273620
>>19273628
I know people were saying some discord of redditors was raiding us, it explains why the thread has been so low quality lately. Hopefully the redditors andd image spammers lose interest and leave soon. I miss this thread being comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
>>19273471
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273650
It's time to relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273688
>>19273697
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273692
>>19273688
>>19273682

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273646
>>19273688
>nigger you are just as bad by making drama where there is none.
Good, I'm not the only one who thinks this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273463
Casual clothes or her kimono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273688
This
If he hadn't started bitching there would be no drama or conflict whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273704
I'm half-convinced the anon who overreacts to everything is the same one who posts stuff in the first place, and is either trying to desensitize the thread for some specific reason or just has some sort of vendetta.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would go the most nuclear on her husband’s abusive family?

The “It’s okay for me to secretly drug you, because you were born without a soul and don’t have real emotions” kind. Not the “Ugh mom won’t let me take the Ferrari to school today” kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273620
Why do you care?
The image is good,that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273716
>>19273704
Gee it's almost like it's raidniggers trying out their newest strategy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273721
Lilim.

We make fun of them for being so powerful, but imagine Bayonetta getting really angry at someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273688
>>19273716
>If you tell a problem to fuck off you're just as bad as the problem
What is your solution to the influx of spammers, redditors, and newfags then? Not even him but I would rather people have some semblance of quality control than just ignoring a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273740
You could try this newfangled idea. It's called "not giving them attention".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273718
>>19273732
This. I've highly suspected the fishspammer of samefagging for ages. Even now there's always that one reply to his dreck that reads as if there's nothing wrongwith his behavior over the past months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273740
You could try not biting the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273704
>>19273716
>>19273718
Fucking hell, all of this.

I've had it with petty arguments and boogiemen.

>Muh thread quality
Yes, because one half-good picture and 50 posts complaining about it makes good thread quality.

Jesus Fucking Christ, how long before someone brands a greentext as ERP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273723
Because you're from reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273718
Some posting in this thread is extremely obviously out of the norm. Some faggots are raiding us, or it's mermaid spammer or insecure spammer triggered for obvious reasons and shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273751
Look out, he's gonna call you reddit now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273740
Do not feed trolls, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273751
Pretty bold of you to lament the degradation of our culture in the same breath as you defend an influx of people reposting shit they found on reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

"P-please stop fighting guys."

[Anonymous No.]

What's worse
>Someone posting a picture from reddit
OR
>Someone posting a picture from reddit and then a bunch of pointless fighting over it

[Anonymous No.]

wtf i love low quality art spamming and trash posts now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273775
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273780
There shouldn't be any fighting over it, there should be a unanimous "redditors fuck off" and then back to normal business.
This is 4chan for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273746
>>19273749
>Just ignore it bro
Literally all this does is make cancer common place. Ignoring shit just makes it the accepted norm. If you have been in any place for any considerable amount of time you should know this. Hell the fact people here are saying "dude it's reddit who cares" is proof of this fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273780
Fuck off with that either or bullshit, we don't want reddit here in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273780
It's a lose lose situation, we ignore them and let them think it's okay or we call them out and give them the yous they so pathetically get off on, it's completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273792
The trolls are looking to cause drama. If you ignore them, they'll get bored and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273792
Your problem is that you think it's genuine and not bait. They are BAITING you. Maybe you don't know what bait means. It's like trolling, you know what that is? You ever heard of "not feeding the trolls"? You ignore them, they get bored, they leave. Understand? Can you get that through your thick skull? They aren't looking to be "accepted", they're looking to get a rise out of you, and you're giving them exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273794
>>19273792
>>19273790
I survived a /pol/ raid on /v/ the other day. We need something a bit better than shit moderators who don't do their job for that to work.

So unless you or someone you know is a mod, you better zip it and stop giving the trolls their desired reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273790
>muh secret club!
>I must defend le thread's racial purity from the invading 9gag towel heads and their shit skin redditor dindu nuffins!
>Build the wall!
>Donna Grump for demon lord!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273827
Fuck off redditor

[Anonymous No.]

Enough fighting. Post ninja weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

At least /monster/ can still go 10 posts without losing their shit over image sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273843
That's what, 2 weeks for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273843
Then go back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273826
>We need something a bit better than shit moderators who don't do their job for that to work.
This.
>tfw you get warned for reporting a post that still got deleted anyway
200% fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273842
>twitter filename...full size
In case our retarded friend has any questions

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to fully use mofu to de-stress.
Its soft, soothing, and calming

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273855
>tfw you get warned for reporting a post that still got deleted anyway
Happened to me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273827
It's incredible how much cancer can be written in one post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273785
>people are unironically trying to pretend it's not falseflagging and gaslighting when the self proclaimed alledged """""anti-redditors""""" are making shitposts like these

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273561
Here's the concept art for Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273867
m8 we all see them, but at this point its been 6 fucking months since these raids have started, and I've lost the energy to explain why something thats obviously bait is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273867

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys.

Since Reddit likes things, we should stop liking everything.

Hell, since Redditors are alive, we should stop living.


What? Of course, I'm not a wisp? Why would you ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273870
Proto-Kikis a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273892
Go away, redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273892
I really, REALLY want you to stop shitposting with Wisps. Please, for both our sanity. She is my darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273865
It's incredible that so much of a fuss can be made over a fucking image just because it's been posted on reddit. Is literally every image that's ever been posted on reddit by definition locked out of circulation? Should we start keeping a fucking list? Maybe if this thread would learn to stop being such a paranoid schizophrenic wreck of an existence we wouldn't have to have the thread fill with the stench of our collective shits stream smearing over every fucking thing every 3 days.

I'd just like everyone to shut the fuck up without going fucking bonkers. I mean for God sake we are on a containment board for a fucking reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273895
Very cute. I would want an undead one, with a cold stare and perfect balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273895
Why is mama Kiki cleaning a dildo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273892
>Based Barb
I...I think my heart just stopped
Call the cops, she just stole my heart

I want her to smile at me, and say kind things. I want to rest on her lap as she moves her fingers through my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you can't call yourself a real man if you can't beat your waifu at Battleship

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273906
>>19273838
brokenrecord.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273919
But what if you were playing on/against a shog? She couldn't help but know where the pieces were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273918
He is more based than you know. He drew more of her because of a heated discussion we once had here about the superior undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273927
Liches are still better than Wisps though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273892
Please don't shitpost with good art Mr. Redditor. It's inconsiderate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273935
We shall agree to disagree. I think they both have an appeal though that covers different bases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273946
No fuck you wisps are TRASH

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273927
His girls are so boner inducing. Must impregnate this black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273927
Imagine hanging out with them.
>Frequently sandwiched between them
>Wisp keeps flirting with you
>Her hair tickles whenever it touches you
>Lich watches you closely
>Sometimes it seems like she's about to say something
>She keeps feeling you up when she thinks you're not paying attention
>Then again the Wisp does the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE! NO BAD OPINIONS, MEANNESS, OR FOREIGN MATTER ALLOWED!
PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE TO THOSE OF US WITH SPECIAL NEEDS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273970
>take turns playing split screen games
>whoever loses has to swap controllers
>odd one out has to perform oral on the others
I've done some Imagining.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a fight between mary poppins and a kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273982
>Cheshire avatarfaggot
>even saves a master1200
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273993
whoevers umbrella is sharpest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273982
>>19273996
Bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273982
>>19273996
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273993
Would Mary Poppins be a titania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273982
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most "evil" motherly monster that I can try and defeat? Like I try and try but she thinks my struggle is adorable until one day she just keeps me.

[Anonymous No.]

Summer dresses for summer weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273992
I just want to snuggle in bed with them
>Wrapping themselves about me
>Keep saying how warm I am
>Keep telling me how I can stay with them forever if I wish
>Whispering sweet things in my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273993
Depends
>Mary teaches kids to behave and better themselves
>Kiki does the same, only she might have a immoral eye for the masters son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274012
Given the shit she pulls its either that or a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274016
Is that a snowoman, or did someone decide to play a prank on a poor Glacie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274013
Remember to shitpost with the highest resolution possible kiddos! It's important otherwise some retard might think you need the proper size and waste another image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274015
Echidna?
>Anon, stop trying to clear my dungeon. You're not strong enough. You'll only wind-up getting hurt. Just stay here with Mama where it's safe. You can give up on all of that futile "adventuring" nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273926
Then you have to pull a Kumar, anon, and play her in BattleSHIT!. I'll legit lose it if someone posts a pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274019
Me too. I always imagined they would share you after you died too, with the Wisp holding your soul and the Lich raising your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274002
So they would both have hidden blades in their umbrella/broom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274015
Griffon or dragon may just add you to the collection.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to make a Dark Mage edit of "get out of /jp/" Marisa picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything happier than a wock watching her 17 year old husband play with his 5 year old daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274092
>Is there anything happier than a wock watching her 17 year old husband play with his 5 year old daughter?
A Wock watching her 17 year old husband play with his 5 year old daughter in bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274092
You wouldn't happen to be that husband, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

How come we can’t have one single fucking thread without some autistic idiot raising shitstorms for (you)? I strongly suspect it’s always the same guy but this is getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274096
Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274037
Aw yeah, getting caught and having all those snake kisses would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all Kiki maids should clean while wearing nipple clamps at least once a week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273860
I dream of hugging an Inari’s mofu and letting out years of bottled up emotions.

While she whispers that it’s okay, and she’s here.

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167451
Cursed swords are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274096
>17 years old
>5-year-old daughter
That's some genderflipped-Saudi Arabia shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274155
Supposedly it happened to somebody on /r9k/ in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274178
The cougar part or the pedo part?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274185
The impregnating an older woman at 12 part.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that it isn't technically daughteru dicking if all you do is eat her out or molest her all over. As long as you don't touch her with your dick then everything is perfectly acceptable!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hear my parents scream at my Inari Waifu for taking me away from them, even though I’m 22.

Then I want her to dismantle them so thoroughly that both of them start wailing like they killed me in a fit of rage and are just realizing what they’ve done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274215
You ok there anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274215
Edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274215
I doubt your parents will decide an imaginary person is taking you away from them. But I've got a feeling that since you're in this state, they'll want you to be taken away by someone, anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274215
Isn’t your age too old for this edge, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274205
Why are lolicon anons always so obsessed with cunnilingus?

[Anonymous No.]

How about let's have a good old fashioned "what is your most out there thread approved fetish" confession time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274293
A little monstergirl's cunny is the purest thing in the universe, are you telling me you wouldn't at least want to taste something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274071
Ogres will also add you to their collection
Their cringe collection

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw it will never be summer

A terrible feeling really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274202
It's happened a lot.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/02/statutory-rape-victim-child-support/14953965/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274178
>>19274202
>/r9k/ anons
>ever getting laid
[X]Doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
Is age regression thread approved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274195
Draphs are wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
Recently I've ben thinking about taking a potion that ages me down to my daughteru's age and then having my waifu femdom me and our daughteru pretty hard. I'm not usually much for transformation potions at all especially when it comes to taking them myself, but this scenario is stuck for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274320
Depends on how far you'd take it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
Not sure if the thread approves of having a tentacle waifu "collect" a harem for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
Balllbusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274309
I HATE this moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274326
loli/shota potions are a-ok #1 if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274339
meant for>>19274320

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
I want to swim with my waifu in a huge vault of gold and jewels like Scrooge McDuck. I want to screw my waifu amongst the riches and pour diamonds over her while we bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274326
Well, I like the idea of corruption that de-ages the girl based on how much of their memory is "relinquished" in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274336
The fuck is wrong with you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
Is my waifu breaking my mind cool with the thread? Because i want to feel my shogg waifu slithering around in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274363
She's a bad girl and has done bad things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274363
She's a murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274368
>>19274371
She ALLEGEDLY MAY HAVE POSSIBLY killed a human woman. Big fucking deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274368
>>19274371
She's flawless
Murder isn't so bad when it's for love

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274363
Fact: 4 arms > 2 arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274374
There is undeniable proof that she killed a little boy's mom.

>>19274377
She has no qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274390
She came back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274390
>She has no qualities.
She's cute so it's all ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274392
Yeah but she still died and the boy wants to kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth's are ideal partners.

Look at MGQ's Cecil moth, she's peak performance if I'd ever seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274395
It's not murder then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19273580
>Gauges
These are SO FUCKING AWFUL

THEY DON'T LOOK GOOD

EVER

STOP

[Anonymous No.]

If you want to milk something so bad go find a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274397
Bad moth and bad wife. Also bad mom.

>>19274399
But it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274414
Someone has to stay dead for it to be murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274298
Literal ballroom dancing on a pile of hobos is cool, right? If not, then I'll pick the thing with 3 limes and a artificial cream-cheese maker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274417
Go away moth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"How many times do I have to tell you that clerics should stay behind the tank so they can buff them?!"
>"Fuck that! They should stick close to the berserker for healing!"
>"Goddamnit, I keep telling you two I'm a black mage, not a white mage! This cloak was just on sale!"

[Anonymous No.]

What penace do dark priests ask you to pay for your wrongdoings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274437
>deaf kiki telling her master she wants some 'private time' with him
L-Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274336
i love this moth that boi is just a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274437
Hardcore hand holding. She's not even wearing gloves! So lewd. I actually find this appealing, my first gf kept my hand in a iron grip. Utterly did not care about sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274437
A meaningful relationship with someone who actually loves me for who I am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274445
The chains come off. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274445
Being bound and having your body used to educate little monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274445
Creamed corn wrestling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274456
does the little monster girl become your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274458
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274445
Say five 'Hail Cthulhus' while butt-chugging scrumble. It's made from apples, well mostly apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274445
Be her volunteer for her next fertility mass at Our Dark Mother of New Life church. She'll load you up with a lot of semen production enhancers and spend the entire mass dick throning you and reading from the Book of Brood as her stomach swells with your baby batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274466
Get out of here Strongbad.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I forgetting something, or are there currently no monster girls that have something different about them based on whether they were natural born, or if they were converted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274443
>you will never be the healslut of a big strong warrior girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274488
You're right, I won't. Damage wizard all the way, bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274482
Not as far as profiles go, but then again monster both natural and made will probably widely vary anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274482
I think the only explicitly "monsterized" monster would be the Lesser Succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

No cosmic monster girls? Cmon I just want a cosmic Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274550
Slime carrier and roper are two others

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274559
You're forgetting cursed sword and kitsune tsuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274551
Moonlit Titania is better.
>tfw no blind titania nee to dote on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274551
I don't know if I want a Titania in charge of the cosmos. What if she starts moving stars around to make constellations cuter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274551
There's Quantum Wurm, but she was/is/will-be looking/found/looked for her husband already/again/one-day.
Shoggoths are also generally pretty cosmic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274566
I do so love the little things we've fleshed out about her.
>Bump into her at night when you're coming back from the kitchen for a midnight snack in the hall
>"A-ah, anon, is that you? Why did you leave the bed? I-I was afraid you had run off... please do not leave me, I do not know how I would carry on without you..."
>You never knew you could feel so guilty over a ham sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to properly store your horses.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69340392

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274585
I thought shoggs came from the deep sea?
>>19274566
She's great but I need to see cosmos in her eyes and galaxies in her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19270246
LAMIA KREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274566
>She insists on bathing you one night
>Its a whole ordeal with her fumbling and feeling around awkwardly to try and make sure every inch of you is clean
>when her hand reaches close to your private area you see her blush and her wings flutter nervously
My question is, what do her eyes actually look like, just glazed over or full on blind-eye murky and slightly crossed?

[Anonymous No.]

So fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274603
The latter actually sounds adorable as it adds to her whole 'pathetic but in a cute way' thing she's got goin on
>"Leave it to me, otouto!"
>She says this while making a peace sign pose over her listless eye, facing the wrong direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274596
Cosmic girls are incredible. Would it be too much to ask for a GALAXY EYES PHOTON DRAGON

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274596
Shoggs are actually subterranean. I mean, ignoring the whole cosmic spawn thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274400
I do not physically understand how anyone on the earth thought gauges were a good idea. What idiot thought of it, and what idiot said "Hey that's a neat idea?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274609
A C U T E
C
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274630
a fucking idiot who wanted to be the most special idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274625
What happens if you find a shog before a shog finds you?
Like a wild shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274647
Just be thankful you don't find what made the shog. Your mind would snap like a Slim-Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274630
The same idiot who saw that obviously fucking painful/inconvenient african tribal lip disc thing and said "Fuck me, that looks like a great time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274609
hnnnngggg
I want to protect Onee-san, but in a way where she feels like she's the one protecting me
It's a delicate balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274630
What is a gauge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274647
Would she be just a lonely blob of slime out of the wilderness, or would she be in a cabin somewhere practicing her maid skills in Hope's she could find a master someday?

[Anonymous No.]

So the moonlight fairies are they blind like the Titania too or can they see? Do they act as her "eyes" in a sense.
>ywn have a moonlight Titania feeling the features of your face to try and get a picture of her husband in her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274660
>Onee-san sets off to do the dishes for you
>She nearly breaks them all, but you're there to catch them when they fall
>Good job onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274663
The things in
>>19273580
her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274630
When civilization is all you know, barbarism holds romance

Protip: There is no romance or nobility in barbarism

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife have a large collection of steam games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274671
That doesnt look bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19274673
Silly cat, you can't even read.

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk in on Moonlit Titania-nee finishing up a cake
>"Ah, otouto! I made this for you~ It's your favorite!"
>She holds up the uneven cake, it's innards slopping out and it's top an illegible mess- you can only make out 'to my' before it becomes so illegible and off course that it just becomes squiggly lines
>She smiles before setting it down dangerously close to the edge of the table
>"B-because you really ARE my best friend, otouto... so I hope you like it!"
>She holds up a spatula to hand to you
>"Dig in!"

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>>19274647
>>19274664
I imagine she's just a mass of blob/ooze that doesn't get a human form until after watching long enough to emulate the human form and associated mannerisms.

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>>19274679
I'm going to be honest, I hold several of the worst people here in higher regard than you now.

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Being a healslut isnt bad, but there is benifits for your woman to take the healer role while you be the warrior guy