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>"For the last fucking time, I'm a black mage! DPS! I don't have heals!"

I'm gonna learn magic so I can stand up to monsters. Let's see them mess with me after I cast Meteor Swarm.

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>"I'm the tank! He should be behind me healing!"
>"You take less damage than me! He should be near me casting buffs!"
>"I fucking told you I'm a DPS war mage, goddamnit!"

>"How many times do I have to tell you that clerics should stay behind the tank so they can buff them?!"
>"Fuck that! They should stick close to the berserker for healing!"
>"Goddamnit, I keep telling you two I'm a black mage, not a white mage! This cloak was just on sale!"

>"Hey, why the hell where you keeping Anon close to you during that last fight? Healers should stick with the tank."
>"Berzerkers need healing more than tanks, you dumb slut."
>"Dumb? I'm not the idiot who chose a class that throws themselves head first into battle and lets themselves get hurt, stupid bitch."
>"Goddamnit, I keep telling you two I'm a mage, not a cleric. Now stop fighting already."

Which would you choose?