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>>21809070
I want to work for this law firm.

>>19511919
>watching Dragon Cape comics
>not watching Nina Nezumi's Marvellous Superheroines
I like Bravebovine: half-blind lawyer by day, crime fighter by night!

>>19267743
Lawyering. Your working hours 9-6 are burnt by clients asking for urgent advice, filing papers and attending to court matters. The only time you have to do the substantial legwork for all of this is after hours and on weekends. Pay is supposedly good, but I quit my training contract so I'll never become one now. At least it's mostly just paperwork and research.

>>18974376
Dear Sir,

We advise that the contract is drafted heavily in your favour, possibly due to the very young age of the counter-party. Conjugal and financial rights are quite generous and leave a good deal of discretion in your favour, as are rights against interference by extended relations (excluding parents).

Conversely, your obligations as husband are confined to "loving her and only her forever" and "giving her at least three beautiful children" within the duration of the marriage. Given your strong sentiments for monogamy and the relative attractiveness of both parties to this relationship, we are reasonably confident that these obligations are within your ability to comfortably fulfil. Further obligations include the standard restrictive covenants against divorce, adultery and daughteru dicking, but given your earlier instructions at our initial meeting we do not believe these will pose a problem unless you instruct us otherwise.

If you have any further queries concerning this matter, do not hesitate to contact our partner, Mr. Pally Esq.

Yours faithfully,
Pally, Ushi & Oni LLP

>>18897616
Old but always gold.

>>18123914
To not die at my desk over the next 6 months.

>>17773557
Lucky for you, they're looking for new associates! Gotta pass the interview with the senior partners though. How will you convince them that you are keen on "proactive dating" suits? Is the "one drop one ring" rule good law?

>>17620309
Studying for the bar exam. The only thing left that keeps me going is Latenight. If he can retain his sense of humour while still being in practice, then surely there's hope left.

>>15518253
We have found the best lawyers for you, the only ones that would take the case

>>15430603
She is the best lawyer, she will rape your injustice whatever it may be

>>15348229
The yeti has hired the best in the business, Pally, Ushi, and Oni, they will rape her injustice by the books in a court of law

>>15110147
Didn't know that the managing partners drank at this kind of dive.

You'll never escape!

THE LAW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo

>>15008103
No thanks, there's only one law firm I would trust.

>>14982219
>>14982222
>>14982224
Ok, it was mainly this pic that got me wondering. Any idea where I could find these greentexts if at all possible?

>>14879666
I want to go under the desk for Ushi of Pally, Ushi & Oni LLP.

I want to be an intern at Pally, Ushi and Oni!

>>14368648
Paladins are good judges of character.

>>14308215
Sounds like Ushi-Oni Natives are you go to...but not part of the question.

>>14308217
>>14308219
>>14308222
All of you are doing it wrong. Maybe I Sphinxed this up a bit too much for anons to understand.

>>14308220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU

You will never be a lawyer.

...Well everyone but that one guy.

>>14081077
Forgot my image

>>14054149
>>14054172

combined with (>>14029674) for some Law and Order stuff I'd imagine.