Monster Girl Thread

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Beware the brown Meidobus.

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[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaohs are olev. OLVE.

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>>17236698
Lilims are not as bad as i say they are.

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Wouldn't a Megalodon girl be unreasonably large? How would you even pleasure her physically?

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>>17236707
Not necessarily. Maybe her Megaladon form is like a transormative thing similar to dragons. Otherwise she might be as tall as an oni in anthro form.

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>>17236707
You become as big as her. Go start lifting and get huge.

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Every thread for my love

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>>17236707
This >>17236711
They'd pretty much be Dire Weresharks.

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It is wrong i find womb tattoos attractive?

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>>17236729
No.

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>>17236707
>Wouldn't a Megalodon girl be unreasonably large?
No such thing as too tall

>How would you even pleasure her physically?
Hope you don't mind being her human-sized dildo.

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>>17236729
no

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To the Anon who cannot explain his love for dragons, I'm in the same boat.

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Anyone remember that one story about a CC yukionna neighbor? I remember it started with the guy spying on her masturbating.

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Slimes would just be weird to have sex with.

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>>17236741
Can he stop standing like a retard and start unplucking all those weapons?

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>>17236741
That's not even a monstergirl you cunt.

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>>17236707
>>17236711
Id be ok with this. Traveling the sea in her mouth until we get to where we need to go. That would be one hell of a smile.

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>>17236724
Gonna jump on her back and nibble her ear fins.

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>>17236748
if you dont know what you are doing that can make things work.

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>>17236743
Somebody post that gak picture.

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>>17236754
You can even help brush her teeth!

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>>17236758
*worse*

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>>17236743
Any kind of hole you want, anywhere on her body. They would be great to have sex with.

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>>17236759
Probably one of the few times I was happy Latenight was watching the thread.

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>>17236696
Brown maids make the best maids, she'll even hug you at night in the winter

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>>17236741
Maybe dragons husbandoed us and that's where the love comes from. We feel it in our hearts.

I love all dragon, but there is only one that will be forever at the top.

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>>17236778
No thanks. I don't want to be snuggle-fu'd when i least expect it.

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>>17236775
BoingOingOingOing

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>>17236778
Can brown maids lactate like Holstaurs? If not, they can take a hike.

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>>17236787
>snuggle-fu'd when i least expect it
Yeti maids are sweet girls, they won't snuggle rape you unless you say yes

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Welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway, MGE Edition! Where the points don't matter. The game is "If you Know What I Mean"
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OEFLpVgTTo For an Example.
The Scene is the local diner, and the object of adoration is this Pharaoh!
Begin the euphemisms!

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>>17236782
It's weird, Anon. I like to meme about waifu'ing alot of other monster girls, but Medusa and Dragon always find a way back to me.

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>>17236795
No, just no.

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>>17236803
It's been three years, anon, and she's still stuck in my head. Maybe they'll get clingy with you too.

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>>17236782
Once a dragon-lover always a dragon lover.

Shut up im not addicted to dragons.

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>>17236696
This genre grew up so fast from s small book made by one guy.

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who's a slut for alps? i know i am.

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>>17236824
You're an obnoxious cunt.

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>>17236819
>>17236803
Shy Wyvern will always be my top waifu. Something about sky lizards man.

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I'm just a slut for hotdogs!

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>>17236817
Anon you don't understand.

I fucking love Smaug and Red Dragons.

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>>17236707
Megalodons would be into vore from how big they are. They cute tho.

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I wanna grope, kiss, and fuck a group of voluptuous p'orcs until they recognize me as their master, and then fall asleep in the middle of a pile of said p'orcs.

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>>17236793
Is she certified? Maybe she's a cuddle addicted Yeti looking for her daily fix.

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>>17236835
>nighounds

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>>17236836
Red Dragon variants are pretty hot.

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>>17236836
It's over for us, anon. The dragons won't let go.

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>>17236844
Hotdogs are good girls who get all the head pats!

[Anonymous No.]

Please keep the thread clean.

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>>17236836
>>17236851
Once a dragons likes ya its over.

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>>17236824
I'd take a few alps, if only so I can do surprisingly lewd things to them.

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>>17236847
You don't understand. Barb's Red Dragon humanization from D&D does things to me. Terrible, lustful things to me. I'd destroy entire kingdoms for her if she had a beauty mark.

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>>17236853
Hellhounds are overrated.

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>>17236855

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>>17236858
That sex hair and the perfect body are too much, the red scales and the fire inside of her helps dealing the finishing blow.

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>>17236839
I want to literally get down and dirty with a P'orc in the mud while all her P'orc clan watch me do it.

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>>17236839
Chief-sama!

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>>17236863
Hellhounds are love!

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>>17236862
[x] Lewd the Librarian.

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>>17236868
You don't know how much I'd love it to come home to a bunch of muscled, strongfat, and tubby P'Orcs that would all greet me as 'Chief-sama' when I got home from work.

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>>17236857
I bet you'd let them run a train on you.
what would your kids think?

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I maybe the only one but i'm a sucker for track star cockatrice who just want to be comforted and loved

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>>17236869
Stupid heckdog broke it's dress.

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>>17236885
It's okay, I still love her!

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>>17236878
A train?
Why would they be using trains?

>>17236885
Hey, you try finding an intact wedding dress in hell.

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>>17236864
Barb's dragons are just great overall.

I hate the fact that I can't write for shit because I'd totally get smashed by/smash a Red with that sex hair.

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>>17236881
>track star cockatrice
https://nhentai.net/g/113453/12/

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>>17236881
Poor little Cockatrice, getting all this attention from boys because it's Year of the Rooster, making her flustered and tired from being chased so much.

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>>17236890
>what's a train?
They'd have a field day with you.

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Can't see shit

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>>17236906
>sample
I can see why.

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>>17236906
>lamia leggings
nice

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>>17236707
>unreasonably large
define please, i put the cut off at 10 meters

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>>17236940
How much weight is this packmule actually carrying?

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I bet the wolf races would make for the best childhood friends. And then they grow up and become the perfect wife.

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>>17236946
There is something to be said about feline childhood friends despite that however.

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>>17236945
i'd say 50-80 pounds at most

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>>17236946
The thing is that they tend to transition between the two sooner than you expect.
One night you're having a sleepover like any other and next thing you know she's got you pinned and is grinding on your leg.

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>>17236956
A cat is fine too.

>>17236975
>Wolfu childhood friend letting out all her love and lust on her best friend in one intense night of rough and passionate lovemaking
The way it should be.

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>you will never fall into a tentacle trap
Every day is a disappointment.

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>>17236946
>Wolf proposing to you on the eve of your eighteenth birthday
>Under what pretense would you marry her?
"You remember when we used to have play kisses as kids? How I'd lick the roof of your mouth like I was a puppy?"
>You're getting apprehensive as the fur coif on her hackles raises up, cornering you as your father just sips his afternoon whiskey, looking at you like you need to just man the fuck up
"I was marking you as mine. That's why no other monster has come close to you, they understand the pecking order."
>Her blisteringly hot, bare vagina is near your hand as she sidles up to you against the wall, breath on your ear lobes
"Now, are you going to do me hard, or should I do YOU hard? Either way, we're not stopping until you've put a few pups in me."

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>>17236981
replace tentacle trap with mionotaur labryinth and i feel you famlam

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>>17236892
I can only imagine how hard my dick would get if I was on the ground and my dragon approached me slowly, walking on all fours, with sex hair and those delicious reptile pupils dilated along with her tail moving from side to side slowly and menacing.

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>>17236981
>>17236988
Replace tentacle trap/minotaur labyrinth with Jinko preserve and I feel you

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>>17236956
This, I want to date a kitty cat.

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Hey Anons, which kind of Monster Girls would've seceded from the Union way back when?

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>>17237004
That's so cute! You have to tell me where this is from please!

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>>17237014
The answer will dissapoint you

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>>17237004
this picture actually made me depressed,
Im going to lie down now and try not cry.

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>>17237010
Lamias and Elves.

Lamies, because they don't like being stepped on.
Elves because they're racist.

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Shortstack, housewife medusas!

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>>17237015
I doubt it. I'm not disappointed by much these days.

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>>17237004
>>17237014
>>17237015
>>17237019
>>17237027
It's EMG!
It was EMG the whole time!
Recent EMG!
You liked it!
This happened!

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>>17237014
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, chapter 49

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>>17237035
EMG? Anon, I don't understand.

>>17237038
Oh is that a new chapter? I haven't read it for the better part of a year.

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>>17237035
I think i need a drink.

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>>17237035
ITS ME AUSTIN

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>>17237045
>>17237035
AW SON OF A BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to make sure your ojos go to the gym, don't want them getting tubby now do you?

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>>17237056
I would very much like a fit Ojou sama

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>>17237056
>>17237060
Ojou sama?
Im new

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>>17237060
Muscled ojos are the best ojos, next to a couple other types of ojos.

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>>17237056
Ojou bought some equipment for herself. She can stay fit without needing to go out now!

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>>17237071
But does she actually use it?

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>>17237064
Then go and stay go.

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>>17237039
>I don't understand
Monster Musume.

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>>17237076
She wouldn't be able to survive me pestering her about it when she starts to gain weight.

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>>17236956
Cuddling with my jinko childhood friend!

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>>17237091
Oh that looks very nice and snuggly.

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>>17237091
Tigers are cutest, no matter what the size!

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>>17237088
She's not gaining weight, she's bulking.

There's a difference!

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>>17237101
It's the best form of cuddling.

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>When the Kikimora down the hall hears you drop a plate

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>>17237113
Tigers are cute, but big tigers are best!

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>>17237119
>when its time to remove shog.

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>>17237113
I prefer jumbo size chuffs myself

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>>17237115
an example of the superiority of big girls

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>>17237119
>When she's told there will be headpats as a reward

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>>17237114
No excuses. I want to see her running on that treadmill now, even if her breasts keep bouncing around.

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>>17237131
Or being a manlet.

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>>17237119
>When shog is out shopping, and mastah is dirty.

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>>17237138
whichever comes first i suppose

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>>17237128
Minichuffs are for making into jumbo chuffs!

The method is up to you.

>>17237136
She can do it that later, right now she wants to show you a few of the nice buildings she and her company are starting up.

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Possible Slime Carrier? or transformed Shog/Slime/Doppelganger.

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>>17237115
>>17237101
I wish there was spooning art with wolfus. I need it. But I'm also too broke to shell out money for it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpgtGDwsRs

>When that cute Ochimusha from the kendo club challenges you to a sword fight

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>>17237164
Being spooned by muscle wolfus would be good.

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>>17237169
>kendo club
But Leafland doesn't have those.

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>>17236940
>define please
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon
>Fossil remains suggest that this giant shark reached a length of 18 metres (59 ft) ..

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>>17237157
As long as she isn't lazing around and "bulking" up it's fine, but I swear to god if those building are candy shops I'll fuck her until she's mindbroken for days.

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>>17237186
They're not candy shops.

They're fancy restaurants and artisan bakeries.

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I want to taste some cat butt!

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>>17237115
Big paws are the best for cuddling
http://i.imgur.com/wJ2W4IK.png

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>>17237185
not sure if too big or perfect, ill need to contemplate

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>>17237188
You know what? I would love to see where those buildings are going to be. We could walk there and maybe I'll even by her a treat if she doesn't complain.

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>>17237206
And she would love to show you them.

Would you drive or should she get a chauffeur?

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>>17237209
I would sit on her like a bean bag chair and indulge with her.

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>>17237210
Since she doesn't want to use her legs at all I'd be fucking her until she couldn't walk instead.

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>>17237174
It would be the best.

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>no lazy glacies unable to move or do anything due to the heat
I bet she'd fill a kiddy pool full of ice and try to relax.

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>>17237213
>Djambi, the chocolate icing!

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>>17237214
You know there's another option right?
Hour long cowgirl

>>17237215
It would, especially if you became the alpha of a small pack of muscled werewolves.

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>>17237219
I would just stand above her with the garden hose and mist her.

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>>17237226
Or maybe both. After she's tired of riding me I'll plow her ass and she won't even be able to get out of the bed properly.

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>>17237219
No matter how much time passes, i can't never get over her pointy legs.

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>>17237234
Well, she'd certainly have the rear for it.

Because of the squats.

AND nothing else.

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My Elf coworker keeps walking into my office and doing this, is she sick?

[Anonymous No.]

I have to say, getting a daki is easily one of the best things I've ever done. I've never slept better before in my life, or had a harder time getting out of bed. It's bliss.

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Which monster girl would be the best at singing?

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>>17237240
I like them. I like to image she teeters like a ballerina and skates around on them.

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>>17237259
What you're going to want to do is close and lock your door, pull down your "privacy shutters" and fucking impregnate that big booty Elf you dense fucker.
Pull her ponytail too, Elves love that shit. But don't do it too hard. The ponytail pulling that is, fuck her as hard as you want.

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>>17237246
Would slap that nice butt before cuddling and taking a nap with her. Maybe after her lower body goes back to normal she'll want to jog.

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>>17237262
Is that Sin and Punishment? Also, I wonder why you haven't used your shekels to commission Wock/Nintendo stuff.

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>>17237263
siren, grandharva, phantom probably and maybe mandragora

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>>17237271
We actually have plans for a group commission of the normal 3 playing Mario Party in pajamas

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>>17237262
Good blog.

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>>17237262
She looks pretty cuddly.

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>>17237262
Too bad a daki can't simulate mofu

Too bad a daki can't hug you back

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>>17237271
Yup, I love collecting for the N64, it's a great console for anyone interested in collecting /vr/. I've got a fairly decent collection of N64 games from here and Japan, a few boxed. But that's not thread related so I won't go too far into that.

>I wonder why you haven't used your shekels to commission Wock/Nintendo stuff.
One of the very first commissions I got was Wock playing an N64. That's also the one where .less added the Gold Tooth on one of the tentacle mouths, which I loved so much I try to have it added on all the commissions I get. I've thought about getting pictures of her cosplaying as various Nintendo characters, (Like King Dedede for one because those robes look sexy on girls http://i.imgur.com/hQ2zESu.jpg and Ridley because giant purple dragon). I did try to a Pokemon themed picture (Her Pokemon would've been something like Hydreigon, Dugtrio, or Dodrio you see the theme. Gazer's would've been Duskull, and Miia's would've been Zangoose.) but that fell through. Another that fell through that I'd love to get someday is Jabberwock dressed as the brown Arbalist from Etrian Odyssey 3. http://i.imgur.com/FbjZDwF.png That's one I do want to see through someday. Also >>17237280. I'll try to get more commissions going once Comiket is over, so soon hopefully.

>>17237282
Sorry Anon, I won't make a habit out of it.

>>17237285
Absolutely, I highly recommend you and anyone here to get a daki. They make great beds.

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>>17237113
That one picture of this mini chuff getting her squishy ass roughly fucked from behind is just simply fantastic, and I'm not even a lolicon.

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>>17237325
How much did it cost you?

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>>17237327
imgur link? For research purposes?

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>>17237327
I do love that minichuff and I would love to have her.

Sadly, it would only be a certain amount of time before I gave in to my darker urges and she ended up an oppai loli.

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>>17237327
Really now?
Link?

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>>17237263
I bet Hellhounds have very sexy singing voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ

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>>17237339
For the printing and delivery of the daki, about $170. Absolutely worth it, it's very comfortable and looked nice. And big. Only downside to the giant daki is how long it takes to handwash it, but still worth it.

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>>17237355
How long to handwash?

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>>17237280
>>17237325
sounds boring

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>>17237340
>>17237343
Most likely https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46301012

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>>17237386
That is extremely lewd

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>>17237386
There it is, thank you.
>>17237340
>>17237342
>>17237343
>All these dirty lolicons
Turns out I was looking through the wrong artist's pixiv.

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>>17237371
About half a day. Most of it's drying and shifting it around. It takes a long time to dry.

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>>17237386
LEWD

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I've been working on an update to Pirate's life for most of the day, and want to have it right before I update the pastebin. Wanted people to know I'm still here, but I have to work at 8 tomorrow morning, so I'll pick it up after work tomorrow.

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>>17237386
This is why I like minichuffs more than buffchuffs.

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>>17237446
for me both are good but i don't hate your taste anon

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that mixing mino milk instead of holst milk in a familiar construct will not yield the same results even if they are similar.

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>>17237451
This is how you give them a kung-fu action grip

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Is there a way to download every full size image in a single pixiv post?
I'd like to not open 50 tabs if possible.

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What would a Shoggoth daughteru be like? Maybe even worse, what would it be like to be the childhood friend of a shoggoth?
>anon is afraid of something hiding in the dark or under his bed
>meets a shoggoth at shool that takes a liking to him
>offers to help him overcome his fear in exchange for him becoming for her mastah
>shoggoth proceeds to hide under his bed every night and in his closet to scare away any spookums
>anon gets the best sleep of his life every night
>parents are sure he looks more pale than he used to, but he's sleeping better with her, so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

Big squishy spider booty.

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>>17237531
>tfw Shoggoth becomes the monster under the bed

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>>17237560
>you will never recline on your spider wife's abdomen and read under the shade of an oak tree

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>>17237561
Also the bed, pillows, and sheets. How eagerly she awaits a drop of drool.

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>I wonder what time it is?

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>>17236866
Better be careful anon, her clan might get some sinister thoughts in their heads as they watch you take her on in the mud. All of which involve them joining in on the fun and leaving you exhausted and your balls empty.

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>>17237531
A Shoggoth daughteru would actually be far more human than her mother. They may even grow up to become something other than a meido.

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>>17237590
I'm sure she would make a great flight attendant. Especially on those flights that pass over Bermuda.

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>>17237590
Tekeli-li!

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>>17237590
Shoggie architects making non-euclidian buildings!

[Anonymous No.]

Which creepy crawly girl do you mind the most appealing /mgt/?

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>>17237619
Shogs would make a good flight attendant, but they would probably scare the casuals. A Shog pilot though, would be hilarious.
>>17237622
I wonder what it means?
>>17237634
Shog architects become non-euclidean buildings.

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>>17237641
Honestly, if you had to make me choose, Ommukade. Their gloomy nature and natural clinginess appeals to me.

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>>17237590
I want a pocket shoggie! A cute blob to be my personal assistant!

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>>17236940
>>17237010
>tfw no cerea to go plinking with
;-;7

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>>17237673
I want a Shoggoth priestess to sing me the song of her people with fifty mouths.

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>>17237677
>tfw no /k/ MGs

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>>17237717
it's just not fair D':

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>>17237641
They're 3 bug girls in particular I really like but I'll pick one for now, the mantis girl. I like the design and the fact they are good at keeping you safe while also never assaulting you. Also the fact that they confess how much they love you by expressing their first major emotions while having sex the first time appeals to my inner romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

Anyone got any undead stories?

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>>17237811
I want a story about an Anon who moves into a house across the road from a spooky cemetery. That secretly houses a portal to the Undead Kingdom.

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>>17237829
>Blood moon happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WoDHbwO0E

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>>17237833
Luckily, Anon visited the local hardware store earlier that day and was prepared!

[Anonymous No.]

Anons with waifus, how would your younger self react to finding out about present you's waifu?

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>>17237868
Depends on the timeframe.

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>wake up
>not one page of nacho rape but three
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63570436
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63571391
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63573967
>leglocking
This is too much.

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>>17237891
Mere female spiders are CUTE.

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>You'll never be reverse facefucked by your waifu.
>You'll never look up as she forces you to eat her out deeply and see her smug smiling face.
fuck my life famiglia.

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>>17237829

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>>17237937
I need one in my life to hug and fluster.

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>>17238028

>All these things I'll never have

Well it's time to drink myself to sleep again.

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>>17237868
I honestly have no idea.

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>>17237868

Disgust. I was an anti-weeb in highschool.

Then I went full weeb the first time I actually watched an anime.

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>>17237891
The white eyes are putting me off.
I'm also irritated that he is transforming without her biting him, him freaking out about it makes it worst too
He should be mindlessly pounding that sweet spider pussy and not even realize wants happening until he is using his spider tentacles to induce manual ovulation

The leglocking and semi-smug make it up somewhat though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237115
>Not facing the other way
>Not havign your ear nibbled while your face is buried in tit and neck fluff
>Not having your cock squished between two soft thighs
>Not feeling her claws run up and down your back
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237263
My waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238027
When a monster girl shoves your head into her pussy you better lick and eat her out until like a hungry dog with a jar of peanut butter
You're only allowed to stop once she is completely satisfied

>>17238210
A lot of pheromones can be found in the cleavage and mane
Your production of semen will increase in order to breed the fertile female in front of you and you will cum buckets in her strong powerful thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238193
>I'm also irritated that he is transforming without her biting him
That I can overlook and pretend that her teeth scraped him while he was face fucking her. It wasn't shown but it puts my mind at ease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237868
I doubt any Anons were actually afraid of or disgusted by monsters when they were younger

Innocent childs and infant Anons would find monster girls cool
Early teenagers Anons would find monster girls sexy
Etc...

This even applies to species like Shoggoths or Ushi-Onis who should be scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238312
>children not afraid of monsters
Have you never seen a child in your life? But then I'm not surprised you'd think that after reading how all the daughteru fags think their kids would act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238258
>A lot of pheromones can be found in the cleavage and mane
I'd huff undead vampire-werewofu mane all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17236715
wouldn't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237868
I don't have a waifu but I doubt my younger self would be surprised by how I've turned out. I was jacking off to the thought of raping angewomon when I was 12 and not much has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238342
I said Anons in this thread, not any regular kid
Personally the only time I was afraid of a monster was when the weird undead brain from Resident Evil 2 was chasing you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238344
>Undead Vampire-Werewolf
Sounds like she would love nibbling on you way too much
I can only imagine how hard her tail would wag if she ever draws blood from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238427
>Blood drunk wolfu in a stupor after a mindshattering orgasm, dead to the world but the THUMP THUMP THUMP of her tail on the bed
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237325
Can you fuck off with the blog shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238462
He literally appologized for it and said he won't make it a habit in the post you're replying to you cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238468
Somebody is getting a little defensive of "m-muh daddy waifu fag"

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238473
I would rather have waifufags who actually commission pics than retards who bring nothing but quality posts like "omg, waifus/blogs/random-thing-i-don't-like, fuck off" desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238473
Nah, you're still a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238481
Not that anon but I'm getting a commission of my waifu soon and I can't wait to see it. Sorry I just thought I'd like to say because I'm so excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238487
That excitement never fades no matter how many times you commission something you like. Who's the girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238502
I just can't wait to see her anon! I can't even explain this kind of excitement I'm feeling and I know I may sound a little impatient, but I can't wait to commission more of her in the future. Its probably best I keep it a surprise for now, but don't worry because the commission is in the works as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

If a Nurarihyon was to suddenly move into your ass and become your onee-san, would you prefer her to be a yakuza boss or just a lazy wanderer?
Yakuza boss sounds exciting but it would be very stressful as well, I'll take a lazy one who just drinks beer and complains about younger youkais all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238533
>move into your ass
An unfortunate typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238533
Lazy wanderer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238533
Both. A lazy yakuza boss who mostly offloads the day to day running of things to her close Tanuki friend but remains incredibly respected by her subordinates due to the hard work and achievements from her younger days.
She can still stop being lazy and get serious about things if the situation calls for it but for most the part she just enjoys smoking a pipe and drinking expensive imported booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238533
I meant into your HOUSE
Don't put monster girls in your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238509
A surprise hey? Looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238545
How lazy? Would she ever leave the house for something other than buy alcohol and tobacco?

>>17238547
That's a great compromise
I wonder how she would react if one of her subordinates came in while she was having an intimate moments with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238579
>I wonder how she would react if one of her subordinates came in while she was having an intimate moments with you
Knowing what smoke hobos are like it would probably turn into a threesome. That or she throws an empty bottle of sake that was on the nightstand and intentionally misses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238548
Still an amusing slip of the keys, I wonder what you were thinking of while you were typing. Maybe smoke hobo derriere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238533
>>17238548
Show me on the doll which monster part you want in your ass.

Asking for Freud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238637
What's the easy carry Alp handles used for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238595
>Muscled and scarred Red Oni barges in
>She starts screaming about the mofu mafia
>Nurarihyon throws an empty bottle of sake at her
>It shatters less than an inch away from her face
>Her smokes forms a skull and bones
>Red Oni runs out while apologizing

>>17238617
Looking at how large and soft her breasts are I couldn't keep my mind off how equally delicious her butt would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238655
The convenience of toting your alp with you wherever you need to go with only one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238258
>A lot of pheromones can be found in the cleavage and mane
GONNA HUFF THAT HELLHOUND FLUFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238533
Lazy wanderer feels better. That way I can put her ass to work and threaten to kick her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238661
What a scary onee-san. That side of her would be nice too though, makes cuddling with her even more desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think a salamander chef would go full gordon ramsey when she's pissed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17236843
She's certified for this type of cuddling
>>17237201

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238673
Have fun with your nose constantly on the verge of sneezing because it is full of Hellhound spice.

>>17238678
That's why NEETs are the best
You've got full control over them and can use their gorgeous body whenever you want, especially when they have a favor to ask you

>Nurarihyon runs out of sake and asks you to buy her a few bottles
>You drop your pants without a word
She knows what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17236698
Tanned Lilim with eternal summer pocket dimension when

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238729
Hellhound spice sounds like one of those comically spicy novelty sauces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238708
If the hinezumi getting yelled at curled up in the corner, would she get called a spicy meatball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238708
Probably not, she would channel her anger in her cooking or would challenge whoever fucked up the food in a duel

>>17238746
Only if she is a genki tomboy with tanlines and slightly defined abs from all the swimming

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238729
>Hellhound spice
I bet they smell like cinnamon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17236855
I always wondered, IRL snakes are dirty and smelly cause they move through all types of dirt.
So lamias lower bodies would collect all shit on the floor/ground. Which will make them a dirty and smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238779
Mumbojumbo mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238779
Well, you see, that can't work for lamia because mamomo mana, ain't gotta explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237811
http://pastebin.com/u/Penywise
https://pastebin.com/u/Punaldin
https://pastebin.com/u/averageanon
These fellows have some good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238481
>no black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238774
I bet they smell like coal, dry peppers and BBQ

>>17238779
You can come up with a bunch of reasons why they wouldn't catch dirt
They could secrete a thin layer of protection on their underside, they could shower everyday to avoid building up dirt, they could have a special soft underside that grips men but glides on most other surfaces, etc...

In MGE specifically you can always go with the tried and true >>17238808
>>17238815

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238708
I do want to see a salamander shout "Wheres the lamb sauce!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238843
>they could shower everyday to avoid building up dirt
I mean that alone probably makes a world of difference.
Much like how the "wet dog" smell is only due to infrequent bathing.

[Anonymous No.]

How many salamander stories do we have?
Or lizardwomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238729
Indeed. She would need to do something in that house if she didn't want to get kicked out, and it's not like she has the yakuza behind her so nothing to worry about.

I wonder if I would be able to get her in a maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>"When I was a one-tail, the world seemed huge and intimidating. What hope had I of making it, of creating a life? I was wide eyed and too often nervous."
>"As a two-tail I had become jaded and belligerent. I was older than humans and greater than animals. The world held little out of my grasp but it was so disappointing. In those days my face was sharpened by scorn. And then I found...him."
>"A young vagabond sorcerer who charmed me off my feet and made the world seem grand again. Full of secrets and daily joys. I lived to experience the unknown. Little escaped my hungry sight."
>"Decades dragged on, centuries. With his magic and my love, my dear husband matched my longevity and charm. Life became sweet, every day a line in our personal epic. Nary a moment went by that I wasn't smiling."
>"That contentedness grew. As I had children, as my husband embraced my body, as those around me fawned over my status and appearance. The smile deepened to accommodate the emotion. Eventually the smugness accenting that grin contorted it into a caricature."
>"I wore a mask of upturned lids and lips, secure in the smallest of words and glances. I needed only listen, happy to exist in a world so satisfying while pleasant memories slid across the darkness within."
>"And that, my dear little kits, is how my face got stuck this way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238889
So, what you're saying is, two tails is the kitsune chuuni phase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238637
>noisemaker
That's a thick tail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238904
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238911
If I pull it, will it hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238889
Smug is the natural state of the kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yeah, your ratato newspaper or whatever is cool but would you just suck my dick?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238917
This makes a stuttering, sputtering, blushing squirrel clumsily try to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

I never knew alps had such big tails....

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238925
Operative word "try".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238930
I mean, it wouldn't be too hard to catch her when she trips every fifty feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238916
You know when something is wrong with a Kitsune because she loses her smug
They all deserve gentle husbands who will nurture and protect their smile

>>17238917
Anon, you're doing this wrong.
You're supposed to spend an hour reading through her newspaper and compliment her on all the breaking news she wrote about
And then when she is smug and full of confidence you ask her out in a roundabout manner as to not fluster her

Any other procedure to romance a Ratatoskr will result in her becoming a mere female animal
They are very fragile creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237435
I like this tiger, Pete mah boi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238954
>"What would have happened, were you not tender with her?
>The Ratatoskr would not have come to work that day.
>A mere female animal would have wandered in to suck your cock.
>Monstergirls need romance to *be* girls. To be the place where the shrinking violet meets the violent shark."

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238954
My waifu is a kitsune, but her natural state is less smug and more "comfortably happy."
This Kiki is a pretty good example of what I'm getting at.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239104
Maybe in a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239104
Commando detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239007
But Anon, that Kiki is probably in a stupor because she OD'd on headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239112
Nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239112
>>17239141
That's most definitely the look of a Kiki who gets rewarded and complimented by her beloved master on an daily basis
If this keeps up she will begin humming songs while doing her duty if not worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239104
Ravage the pears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239007
Bakunyuu and big tittied Kikimoras when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239156
>big tittied
I meant big bootied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239155
>pear
Clearly not with those tits.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you found out that your pregnant waifu was having twice as many daughterus as you originally expected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239161
Peanut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239156
>>17239157
No, you didn't make any mistake. We truly need more big tittied maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
She's got two titties so she can still feed both.
Have to wonder how they both fit in the egg though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239190
She'd just lay two eggs, dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239192
Well then we'd have seen it coming a mile away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
While it would come as a surprise, I'm sure my Kobold waifu and I would be able to adjust our plans for Kobold daughteru twins instead of just a single daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17238859
I made a story involving a salamander based on this picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239201
forgot link
https://pastebin.com/YPeMCNvX

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239201
>He's not attacking even though he wanted a duel
That knight wants to be raped. I wonder if this is how things go with those poor paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239201
No clue what the picture is about but I do love me some Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
Double dragons is extremelly rare. They would be hoarded so hard by us and waifu would get be way too happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239201
God this would be fun. Imagine some salamander finding you wandering around with a sword not because youre proficient with blades but because you need protection. So she challenges you to a duel and mops you up then decides to teach you until you finally beat her one day and take her as a reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239227
hoarding daughterus is no

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
In all honesty I'd think monstergirls even having twins would be incredibly rare, considering how low their birth rate would be in the first place.

You could probably make a lot of money if you had twin daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
Boast about the strength of my seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
Be ecstatic because that means I get to devote all my love to more little daughterus. Also that means many many more granddaughterus. And on top of all that, more daughterus to be buried under in a cuddle pile.

Well still, it means my waifu is happy because she gets to train more little daughterus to be like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239231
You can't stop me. I'll nuzzle and play with them all day long together with waifu and we'll also be extra smug that we were able to have two dragons instead of just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239251
Two doragons? Anon can you handle two little wrecking balls hurdling at you to give you wing hugs and claim that "daddy is part of my hoard!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17237717
I will never not be disappointed in the fact that this artist went full Bob and turned the Clydesdale centaur into A FUCKING FUTA

[Anonymous No.]

Post longnecks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239312
Holy shit, how long does it take for this thing to eat properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239311
So the centaur has a dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239318
In every other picture, yes. The one I posted was basically character prototyping before they went "You know what'd make this better? A FUCKING HORSE COCK BIGGER THAN THE BLONDE GIRL DURING PENETRATION!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239303
I can just see waifu grabbing me from them and saying that I'm hers before they start fighting with tickles. Of course, I'd join the battle too to show that they are the ones in my hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239324
A damn shame that looks like a top tier centaur waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239331
Yeah, but she's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239342
For you

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the only way to truly know if your daughterus' genitals are clean is by tasting them with your tongue.

There should be no excuse for dirty daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
OUT OUT OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
Or you could just, you know, tell them to take a bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
True, daily cunny inspections should be mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever need medical help, just call your local Nurccubus and inject her twice a day until you feel better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
Anon what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
NEIN NEIN NEIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239381
Sure, but you wouldn't know for certain until you taste them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239404
>Want daily cunny inspections to be enforced
>Complain when penis inspection day gets proposed
Who can even understand you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239412
>>17239372
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239417
I've never complained about that my man, penis inspection day is just as important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239411
Don't waste images, we've already gone through 78.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can't stop thinking about lewding the daughteru
thanks faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
http://imgur.com/a/nuOWz

Just for you, since you clearly deserve this more than anybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239447
It's your fault for being weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239450
That's the stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, how many of you here would actually dick your daughteru, either if your waifu offered or if your daughteru herself asked for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
Id still say no, while cuddling my waifu and telling her she's the only girl for me. Then I try to hook my daughteru up with a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
Meh, might give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
I definitely would, but I'm KDF so you probably already knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
My dick is only for one woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239169
>Have Vamp Mosquito Waifu
>Heard a lot about how many kids they usually birth
>Thought it was rumors spread by salty Vampires
>Waifu finally gets pregnant
>Expect two, maybe three wonderful daughters
>A few weeks pass and she can feel her eggs
>She estimates to have 8 of them
>Lays them months later
>There are actually 16 of them
I would reconsider my taste in monster girls and take an appointment with a flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
I'm not into lolis so it would probably never happens.

If she's grown up, well... let's just say a man has it's limits. I'm not saying i would dick my daughteru purposely, but if she truly wants it she will probably get it in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
Not even begging from both parties would make me do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
If the daughteru was an adult, the wife was okay with it and there was no one being forced into it.
There's one or two races I wouldn't be able to resist that with.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these daughterfuckers.
Congratulations, you somehow are lower than the people who need "help" from tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239521
Imagine taking your daughtrus to the tentacles so you could impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239521
At least I want to fuck her with my own dick and without a tentacle up the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239521
No they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
I would only if she were old enough and she were the one looking for it, and my waifu were ok with it obviously.

I would never try to start anything myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239525
According to the MGE canon on tentacle forests, "Many lovers, parents and their children and friends regularly visit these areas for picnics. These docile tentacle plants being quite intelligent, so much so, that they even enjoy playing with children."

I wonder how many daughterus get raped there every year, I bet it's a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Nanite slimes are hard workers. Please don't bother them when they're recharging

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
This thread tends to massively underplay the amount of incesstual activity that occurs within "normal" MGE families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239525
>>17239572
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239576
Incest is not common according to KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
>it's real
Oh jesus fuck, come on KC.


I'm beginning to agree with >>17239576 daughterus would be way too lewd with their parents if not full on dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
So basically its cannon that monster girls and their husbands are mostly shitty parents. Thanks KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
>For picnics
Of course! I love eat out my wife and daughteru while they play with those smart tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239496
Woe to the Anons who walk alone at night. Getting bitten by 5 Vamp Mosquitoes at the same time is no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239593
At this point I can't tell if you accidentally a word there or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239576
Accept it's not something that's common? As stated by KC himself?

Sure it exists. But that doesn't mean every family dicks their fucking daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
>daughteru dickers win again
They can't keep getting away with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
Fuck that, you'd look away for one second and your daughteru would be getting tentacle raped the second you look back. That's so messed up.

[Anonymous No.]

Picture the following:
>A tanuki comes home from the office,exhausted.
>She looks around and sees that the house is immaculate and dinner is in the oven
>She looks down and sees a trail of pennies on the floor
>Following the the trail, it heads towards the closed bedroom door
>There's a sticky note on the door
>"Happy Anniversary Sweetie! I'm waiting inside"
>Tanuki opens the door
>Inside, she finds her husband naked on the bed with gold coins strewn around like rose petals
>In his hands, a letter from the bank stating that their savings bonds have matured
>Tanuki throws off her clothes as she jumps into bed
>They proceed to make a new dependent for their taxes this year

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239603
I cringed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239607
lel same XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239602
Why would you even take her there in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239574
Wonder how would their slime jelly tastes like

Metallic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239603
I want to sue a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239616
Coppery, but it has health benefits

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239592
>Imposing human standards of parenting on monster families

SILLY
I
L
L
Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239406
Succubi are evil, I don't trust them
I would rather cute imp nurse

[Anonymous No.]

daughterus are NOT and will NEVER be for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239645
Maybe not your daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239646
Monstergirls are incredibly lewd by their very nature no matter how young they are anon, denying that would be like denying a normal person's need for sleep or food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239653
Meant for >>17239645

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239653
And here we see the usual excuse from the pedophile in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a Dick or Don't Dick the Daughteru episode
Somebody change the channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239666
All that's left on the TV is Writefag Soap Opera or Silly Mastah Power Hour, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239572
Demon Lord should've left no survivors

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239658
Bait, bait, go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239666
TONIGHT!
Anubis wears a hat
Jinko wears a different hat
And Wendigo falls down a small slope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239658
I will have sex with monster children and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239658
That's not mutually exclusive anon, I am fully aware of what I am but that doesn't make what other anon said any less true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239688
I would like to see the monster version of AFV. How many videos would be soft core porn though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239671
Change it to the human dildo show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239710
All of them, except the ones that are funny things happening during actual sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239666
Yeah Satan all this arguing is lame, at least change the channel to one where it's actual daughterus getting dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239713
Who thinks that art looks good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239716
>MGC daughteru dicking channel
I don't even want to know what that would be like. Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239713
>those abs on giant troll
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239311
life is never ending dissapointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239728
It probably has stories about dads who were to weak to resist or didn't even put a resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239728
Not sure, but I'm sure KDF would be on it at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239688
I heard this in the style of the Top Gear intro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239716
I don't even know why it's an argument. No one is going to get to dick any daughter because they don't exist and neither do the mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239753
We should stop discussing everything then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239739
>implying he wouldn't have his own show

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239753
>no discussing imaginary things!
you sound silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239734
Well, I know one writefag finally deleted or hid all his shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239746
I like this idea better. Imagine a bunch of gremlins screwing around with cars for a tv show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239315

They can retract it to a more normal size you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239739
>>17239761
I don't know anons, I don't think we'd want that kind of large scale public recognition. That seems like it'd be a little too close to reality TV for our tastes.

Besides, all of our home videos would be for our uses only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239781
Then what's the point of a having a long neck in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239787
She's a Yokai, they just do things anon. No rhyme or reason and that's how we got things like the ghost with an eye in it's asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239796
What a sad existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239372
No waifu can compete with the cunny of her daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239713
i'll take the biggest one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239404
>>17239808
STOP SAYING CUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239854
Turgid tallywhacker

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
If my daughter(s) wanted me I'd secretly be okay with it, but deny her advances until she forces herself on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239854
No need to get so triggered, it's just a word my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239808
>Living a good and comfy life with wife
>Decide to adopt a daughteru because why not?
>Pick a young Bapho
>After some days she starts to flirting with you and doing rather sugestive gests
>Give it in and dick her
>Her pussy is so good, your wife will never be able to please you anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239865
How many daughters? They might start to plan some things together in order to catch their dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239874
>daughteru dickers are into NTR
Makes sense I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239880
Optimal number of daughters imo is either 3 or 5. Either way I'm hoping their plan would involve kidnap and lots of teary-eyed apologies as they rape me ragged.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted a harem without having to horsepussy my way into it. Is that much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239890
I've been saying it since day one anon. They're filth who cuck their waifus and don't deserve any happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239903
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239903
You could get a Nura.

>>17239893
They would bake you some special cookies and the next time you wake up you'd be tied into bed with the daughterus licking your dick and touching themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239912
Don't want Bicorn horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239890
There are many kinds of daughteru dicker, at least in here. There are the ones who'd be single fathers and only dick their adopted daughterus, the ones like KDF who go the semi-yuri route, and the ones like you talk about. There are probably more too, not all daughteru dickers are alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239903
You could woo a Nura who decides to start living with you and brings all her retainers.
They have to pay for "room and board"
somehow right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239903
Smoke hobo is the one you seek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239923
They're alike in one way anon.
They're all filthy fucking degenerates and I hope each and every one of them is miserable for the rest of their disgusting lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239937
Hey, I may be a pedophillic degenerate but at least I'm not rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239945
Your existence is rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239922
I want to smash a Bicorn so hard they would think she was hit by a freight train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239949
I mean anon it's just fantasies about imaginary monster girls. I may not personally like daughteru dicking, but let the poor guys have their fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it offensive to buy dog toys for baby/toddler kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239961
I'm gonna be blunt with you anon. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239966
Nah. They need them for teething. Normal human teething toys can't handle their teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons I need help.

I can't stop sexualizing Smaug

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239974
What about those toys where you put peanut butter in them and they bounce around? Is that too feral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239997
Just spend most of your day being sexualized by her and you should be fine. Trust me, I have a ph.d in dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>what are you doing in my room, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239966
Absolutely not anon, as long as they're tasteful there'd be no problem with doing that at all!

Personally, I'm sure my Kobold daughteru would love playing with squeaky toys when she's that young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240010
I'm here for your used panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240009
Anon you have no idea what that voice as dark as oiled leather does to my jimmies.

[Anonymous No.]

What would monsters think about single fathers? Are they considered used goods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240029
>Your husbands daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239997
I only skimmed the Wikipedia page, but sounds like Smaug didn't deserve that fate and would be top tier waifu that deserves love and warship and not bullying if he was a dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240010
If an Anon lives with such a cutie, it is his duty to hang out with her whenever he has free time
>You will never let a cute loli Vampire sit on your lap while she plays Castlevania

>>17240017
She might just hand them to you without any protest. She looks too pure to know what you would do with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240034
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240027
Dragons are the only monster I would go gay for

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240027
Yes I do and you should get sexed so hard by her your mind becomes exhausted. Make sure to blow a load or two too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240039
That's because Smaug did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240029
Expect a lot of hate towards the one that's gone. Depending on the monster, some would either do their best to be the mother, while others might look at the daughters with contempt; a reminder of the woman brazen enough to leave some unfortunate soul to raise a child alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239642
Imps make terrible nurse
They are clumsy and try way too hard

It could be worse, at least you don't trust oppai imps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240124
Is there any one species that is known for being good mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240124
What if it was rape and the father couldn't do anything to stop her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240112
I want to gently caress her belly button and pledge my protection to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240142
Holstaurs. they produce a lot of food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240142
Define what makes a good MG mother first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240149
Caring, nurturing and wants the best for her children no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240157
Define "the best for her children"

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to write a cultural difference kind of thing. How do you think monster girls react when a guy from an advanced civilization tells them that they don't have birth in the natural way, instead they inseminate an egg and grow it in the vat since that leaves the most minimal margin of error and doesn't put the mother at risk?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you deal with a sharkgirl that is too timid to bite you but really really really wants to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240157
In that case, all of them. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240004
That's a bit much anon.

>>17240010
You know why I'm here.
Now give back my PS2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240168
I was wondering if there was a specific species renowned for being a good mother, like the pandas are for diplomacy or the raccoons are for business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240166
Ignore them.

It's survival of the fittest. You have to take what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240173
Not yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240179
It's treason then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240166
Bite her neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240173
And my answer is that they all are. Much as how the succubus influence monsters into sex machines, they all now greatly desire and cherish their daughters. It's part of the package now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240173
echidna's i supose

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240204
It bothers me how outdated some of the art for these girls is.

[Anonymous No.]

Ice ice baby.

[Anonymous No.]

What would camping with your waifu be like?

Sitting in a tent wating for the rain to pass would be better with My waifu. But hey, i got internet, so That's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
Naav is a god

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240321
>camping

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240338
>memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
Fuck man that's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240321
Only slightly less god-awful. I despise camping so much that not even my waifu could make it nice, and that's saying a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
Glacies has an outfit to match the one he drawn her mom in now, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240373
> I despise camping so much that not even my waifu could make it nice
Did your dog get killed while you were camping or something? How can doing it with your waifu not make it at least decent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240383
Ice Queens aren't moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240321
It would be fine. Having a source of fire and her being able to fly would make things pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240393
they're MILFs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240389
>Did your dog get killed while you were camping or something?
Pack of coyote mauled her when she wandered too far,we chased them away but her injuries were so bad we had to put her down...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240389
No anon, I just hate the outdoors, it's just not comfy. There are bugs and stuff and none of the stereotypical camping activities appeal to me either. Add that to some bad experiences at mandatory campouts as a kid at sleepaway camp, and I'm just not about that life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240404
They're an entirely separate species of monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240393
Nice try Ice Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
Ice Queen still comes out on top, but I'm glad Nav heard our prayers. Thank you my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
Glacies mom has got it going on. But atleast glacie is trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240338
Go away Jenny, no one wants to date a weirdo like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240429
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240417
I'm not RPing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240456
Why nott?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240456
That wasn't RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240484
Are you a braindead faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>(Hungry Goblin noises)

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240406
Shit man. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
Maybe, but only if she was an adult and has been incapable of attracting a mate of her own. Even then, it'd make me feel uneasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240512
>believing what people post on an Egyptian fruit-harvesting forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240519
>Egyptian fruit-harvesting forum
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240546
You reek of newfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240456
He was just making a joke

[Anonymous No.]

Jojo's bizarre adventure and monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240588
Is that a Jojo reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
>Anon ditched his Glacies girlfriend in favor of her mom
>Little did he know she would soon hit a growth spurt
>He now deeply regrets his decision

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240602
Maybe? What's it to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240623
>ditched his Glacies girlfriend
That doesn't make any sense going by the Glacies method of getting a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240588
Isn't that just a weeb Phantom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240557
It's a damn well overdone joke that might as well be considered on par with roleplayfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240588
There is a recruitable Jojo in MGQ paradox 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240660
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240661
You mean Kakyoin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240695
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240654
Wouldn't it actually make more sense than with any other monster girl?
They stay distant kuuderes for a while before becoming loving wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240705
And you think he's a jojo?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you have to do to become an apprentice for a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240758
Talk to her, maybe go on a fetching quest or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240758
Go to bed and dream about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240758
Maybe a couple of threats and some spicy photos for blackmailing purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240758
Find one, manage to reach her without getting raped by all the Zombies and Skeletons she raised, then nicely ask her about it
I don't know why you would want this though, she is going to mercilessly experiment on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240780
That'll backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

How strong are you compared to your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240780
What would you even blackmail them with?
And won't they just find you and rape you untill you pass out and start using you for all their experiments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
Depends on the girl.

>Dice say skeleton

I'm stronger, although I may sometimes take off her limbs and carry her about like a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
>lich
I could beat her in a test of strength. But if she ever used her magic i would losse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
>Dragon
If only I had magic and buffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
I'd say my Kobold waifu and I would be pretty even as far as strength goes. I'd have height and weight over her, but she'd have canine instinct and speed and extra monstergirl power over me so we'd be a pretty even match.

I really like it that way because it means we could wrestle each other all-out and never be sure of who is going to win. I'd really love to put on matching latex catsuits with my waifu and then semi-sexually wrestle each other until we either start having actual sex or get too tired to move.

Plus, both of us are more dom than sub (me moreso than her of course), so when we can't decide who gets to be the dom we could wrestle each other for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
>Dragon

I sometimes have extremely-accurate visions of the future and amazing luck but a dragon is a dragon she's going to rape me.

And i'm going to love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240929
Would your dragon have chunni adventures with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
My waifu is a lot stronger than me. Both magic wise too. I like to think my waifu is quite athletic and strong, also considering the job she has she'd need to be. So yeah she's a lot stronger than me, but I'm also a weak shit so there's that. She also poses magic as per her species, and last time I checked I don't poses magic.

But I like to think she uses her superior strength against me, dominating me in bed, cuddling me and not letting go, making sure I spend that extra five minutes in bed by holding me down, spooning me while she gives me a reacharound, holding me tight with her strength so she can halt my squirming

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239468
Even though one of my fantasies is secretly being given a blowjob by my waifu while playing with my daughter, I would never consider daughteru fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240943
Probably not even as a healer i'd probably still suck at everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
Contrary to pretty much all of her kind, she's often depicted as a martial artist.
So I suppose she's got me handily beaten on both physical and magical grounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
Pretty sure the only girl I can physically over power out of my top 7 is the Kiki and thats if she isnt in ragemaid mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>get curious as to what purring is
>Google it
>Turns out bears purr.
I want a big fluffy grizzly girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monsters be impressed with the internet or just disappointed with seeing everyone bicker over nothing and a few loud idiots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241196
How could you not know what purring is this late in your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241227
Wiki says the mechanism by which it works is entirely speculative. Feel free to enlighten me though sage-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241230
http://animals.howstuffworks.com/pets/question394.htm

Essentially, they're able to purr while inhaling or exhaling through a special muscle that vibrates the voice box. This article also says that tanukis can purr. What would it take to make a money 'coon purr for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241163
>Ragemaid mode
What kind of secret technique is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241209
>the ability to order sticky mushrooms/humpty slime/manticore spines/etc, delivered fresh to your door in a day
They'd love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241260
shoot her with a money bazooka

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240166
i think you're suppose to bop a shark on the nose to make them go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241260
>Returning to your Tanuki wife after a long trip overseas to cement business relations
>Even bring her back a souvenir, one of those old style Tanuki statues you see in the front of Japanese shops
>She pats it, looks it over, gives a discerning 'humph' while her tail bristles, her hourglass figure snug as a bug in her kimono
"I suppose it's nice. I mean, what do they even use these for again?"
>Tell her about the eight items bringing good luck and fortune, also about how a certain fox told you that your wife likes to be reminded about how much good luck she brings
>Her tail bristles and pauses, standing straight up
>You can hear a dim noise sort of like a cat purring or an engine revving up, her face is beet red as she gives the statue a few head pats on its porcelain head
"Y-Yep. This'll do nicely right outside my office. Yep yep yep."
>The sex that night is like you're a pair of beasts possessed in a full-on mating rut

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
I don't know. My waifu doesn't even have muscle mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241282
give her power thirst

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241267
Mamazon Prime
>Get free next day harpy delivery!
>Mamazon remembers your order history and recommends future purchases!
Note: Privacy not guaranteed. Compliant to Ratatoskr Code 411(jp)(1)
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>Try our Data-Dating service and sleep with your perfect wife tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241282
>Slime maid is working out of her uniform
I hope you are punishing your maid properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241287
I don't want her to be able to lift the planet out of it's orbit! Too much power for one Slime.
>>17241291
She holds a few jobs actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241275
>Not shooting her with your mighty Jizzooka

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241280
What would happen if you got her a maneki neko with a right paw beckoning? With a left paw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241290
>Monster girl Internet
>Full of those ads that promise you will be fucking a hot woman tonight
>Only this time they are real
I don't think it's a good idea to give them the internet. The world would probably be insta-lewded thanks to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241295
How can she even work as a miner with no muscle mass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241312
seeps into rocks, and then blows them up from the inside, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241261
When one of the other wifes causes her to work more or something wont stay clean she goes crazy. High impact dusting and what not

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241312
in-situ chemoextraction

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241315
>>17241318
Then what does she need the pickaxe for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241327
To look cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241327
It's part of the uniform! She wants to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241318
is that fracking and shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241334
explodey fracking

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241308
>HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA - TAKE HOME A LAVA GOLEM TONIGHT
>WANT TO SEE THE BOTTOM OF THIS PICTURE? MEET LOCAL CENTAURS AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
>LOCAL LILIM DISCOVERS ONE WEIRD TRICK TO HELP WOMEN FIND THEIR LOVE AND ENJOY THEIR LIFE BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241341

>Secret Italian Super Cheshire
>Is this image real or fake?

>93% fail this quiz, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
>manitocre
probably not physically stronger than a typically man but their venom can turn anyone into a helpless drooling retard pretty quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241341
>>17241359
>Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000 user! Click here to claim your waifu

>Image of a Cheshire inside a "Only dumb assholes get in this box" box
>Has science gone too far?

>Shoot all the Lillims now and win a holy sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241393
I would click the first one. What's the worst that could happen?

Also, don't you mean cursed sword on the last one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241409
I was thinking more of a Paladin ad when i thought that last one, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241393
>>Shoot inside all the Lillims now and win a cursed sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241412
Yeah, that's better. More subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241409
A succubutt is now in your computer and she downloaded crazy amounts of sith porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241418
you better be talking about palpatine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241374
>probably not physically stronger than a typically man
That's where you're wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241409
>All those ads install Succuvirus on your computer
>There are some that install Dark Valkyrie "Antivirus"
>Those unnerving ads that identify the city your live in actually track you down and send you a mail bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241423
You made a bad choice by clicking that. Enjoy your hairy waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241423
I'll try spinning. that's a good trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241423
Either way it would be a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241429
I get a waifu at all? Yippie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241435
You get a bunch of porn at first, but then she shows up on top of you when you wake up one morning. Also, the succuvirus goes away to attack someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241448
This is where the fun begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241450
Make sure to buy lasers and catnip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241456
No, no. Nothing too fancy. I'm sure I'll manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241465
what about flashbangs and cocaine instead?

[Anonymous No.]

dancing daughterus!

http://imgur.com/VpHRKbo

[Anonymous No.]

I have a monkey's paw that says it'll bring back ParkedBuggy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241482
monkeys paws dont talk back, you have something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241475
She ought to not shave her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241475
>tfw you'll never get to slow dance with your mg waifu on your wedding day.
>tfw a bullet to the head is looking more and more pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241393
DO NOT SHOOT THE LILIMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241475
Aww jeez. This is like, the epitome of what my daughteru would do when she listens to her favorite classical songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241493
But Lilims are cool.

Shoot inside the lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241494
Who is this monster of culture? Does she prefer baroque or romantic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241501
mate I think that's KDF's daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241501
She's my Kobold daughteru anon, and she likes composers from both eras. If she had to choose though, she'd probably prefer the older baroque stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241504
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241504
Quicksilvers "waifu" and "daughteru" are so goddamn ugly, and the shit-tier artwork he commissions of them doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241504
Don't assume anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241510
Wow, that's really mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241510
Wait, KDF is Quicksilver?

[Anonymous No.]

So what would our muscle waifus appreciate more from us? How hard we work and how dedicated we are to getting to her strength? Or the fact that we can wrestle her down to the ground now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241523
Some girls don't like it when you fight back and try hard to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241485
It's only going to grow back twice as thick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241520

Are you the holstaurus guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241510
Nobody's waifu deserves to be called that, not even his.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a rata's childhood friend-turned-camerman who helps her get big scoops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241538
Uhh... Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what girls would go for a male CC.

>>17241523
Eh, probably just having a husband that appreciates their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241553
That sounds great. Imagine cuddling in her tail while the two of you are camping out a sit for a big scoop later that day.

Any advice for simulating mofu with a daki?

[Anonymous No.]

Doraf farm soon.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63583604

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241582
I have a weakness for girls placing a hand on my chest or torso. Gloved or not.

Actually, I'm just so starved for physical affection that I am delighted by the mere thought of any form of physical contact from a woman. Help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241604
>Help me.
No.
You're here to suffer with us forever in despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241510
Yeah well, I hope you step on a fucking LEGO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241604
I've taken to using a backscratcher so it feels like someone else is doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241604
>>17241616
I wish i was at that bar with the Oni bartender who always listen to your problems.

I need a drink.

[Anonymous No.]

Made a story about a black harpy prostitute finding a husband, inspired from a discussion a few threads back. It's short, but it obviously involves prostitution, so if that isn't your thing, you may not want to read it.

https://pastebin.com/7cqid4BS

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241553
Make sure her tail is the fluffiest for her shoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241642
I wish i was part of a dragons hoard right now so i'd actually feel like i have some worth.

Thankfully alcoholism solves my problems temporarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241642
I've been to bars IRL. I've never been acknowledged by a bartender for any reason other than buying a drink, and even then it takes several minutes to get their attention.

Besides, don't tell yourself lies like"I'll gladly open up to a complete stranger"

Of course that might change after quite a few drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240318
Hips and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241642
I want to be saved and loved by a oni bartender when it becomes too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241665
That's why that Oni is special. She always listen to you with a warm smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241642
I'd love to listen to her problems, even if said problem is as mundane as her chest getting 'too big'

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241671
>That face

I can't tell if that kills it or sells it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241653
Welcome New Writefag!

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't posted here in a long time. Scribbled a squirrel recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241671
Stupid sexy oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241653
Read through it quickly. Not my sort of thing at all, but it made me chuckle a few times, and you seem to be a decent writer. I hope you stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
Gonna grope that big fluffy tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
Tail seems a bit small, but I love how ypu did her clothes. Little tufts of fluff, and the fabric looks extra soft.

Would cuddle her directly instead of the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
Molest
That
Mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
Pretty damn cute! I love her clothes, and shy girls always get the best of me. Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
Is that you Dan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
I want to hide inside that tail and put a sign outside that reads "No girls allowed".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241705
Yeah, it's me. Another recent sketch too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241712
Your style is still pretty recognizable, and I'm happy to see you around after what felt like ages since the /jp/ transition.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go outside my potion shop one day to find a party of four little pups on their first adventure complete with hellhound fighter, werewolf rogue, kobold cleric, and a kitsune pup wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241726
sounds super cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241730
Yep, would be cute, especially when they come into the shop with only a few coppers and look at all the wonderous items I have.

Would happily give them a few healing potions on the house before waving them off as they go to chase off some skeleton girls that've been spooking the weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240820
She's way stronger.

KC made them high tier on magic and said nothing about their physical power, but vampires tend to have from normal strength to insane depending on the setting.

I headcanon she's both high tier with magic and with inhuman strenght.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241733
>You will never give the tutorial quest to a pup party on their first adventure
>They will never remember you as their teacher when they become veteran adventurers fighting against the primal evil that is threatening the lands
Poor potion shop owner in low-level lands. Nothing ever happens there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241719
Hasn't it been 2 years at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241744
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

Another waifu commission has finished, this one just another bust piece. I think I'm going to be getting larger ones with nice backgrounds from here on out, but it was nice to get a few done of just her and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241743
>Implying that isn't the way I want it after a successful career of my own adventuring.

Seriously, retiring and giving out advice to those little loli adventuring groups as they begin would be half the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241747
>no brown
Heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241719
>TFW posting chameleon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241748
But you will probably never see those loli adventurers again, since there is no point in returning to low-level lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241752
I guess the artist did draw her a little pale, but it was just a quick thing and I'm very happy with it regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241759
Well, they may still have families and childhood friends about town.

Besides, I can still scry on them with some magic items to keep tabs on them and do a deus ex machina when needed.

>Customers face when you tell them that they have to wait a bit as you have to teleport across the land and launch a maximized fireball at an evil mercenary captain that's ambushed the puppers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241767
It still looks really great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241726
Can the anubis paladin join the party? She's new to town and is looking for someone to serve now that there arent any pharaohs around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241759
>since there is no point in returning to low-level lands.
I don't think you understand just how much time I spent faffing about in low level zones as a high level character back in old WoW.
Runescape-style world structure makes a hell of a lot more sense though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241773
Thank you very much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241777
Of course she could!
Parties can have up to six members!

They may even bring in the wereshark pup bard that sits in a wagon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241779
Well, i never returned to that place you spawn in and do the tutorials. But you always have to return to the main city for whatever reason. I guess people can meet there and reminisce for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241759
It's just like being an elementary school teacher. You know you won't probably see them again, but you know you're helping them to become better people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
As a Canadian I think this is very fucking cute! Even her expression is good.
Trash pandas when? Delinquent-like geese harpies when

[Anonymous No.]

Going to the beach for vacation with my ryu!
Not much art of that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241811
A FUCKING LEAF

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241811
The geese harpies are all in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241814
Hey, don't be mean to him.
He just wants an automaton girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241818
I think I'd rather fight a Hellhound than a goose harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17240758
Keep skipping her lectures and labs. She'll make you into one as "punishment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241822
She can't catch me if i defenestrate myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241812
The first thing that comes to mind when I see a Ryu is bullying.

Imagine her having a good, sunny day at the beach when suddenly some dork mgs and their boyfriends start to annoy her. A few hours later and their day was ruined when it started raining out of nowhere with a smug Ryu in the middle of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241837
How long have you been waiting to use that word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241848
So what, the ryu is fucking her man on the beach while being all smug as shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241854
C'mon anon, don't you prefer the superior Ryu that can freely control the weather a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241853
Just thought it up. Also isn't it true though? it's the quickest way to leave a building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241854
More or less, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241854
Or she stored up some energy from their quickie while getting ready to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241883
A quickie might be enough for a few "personal rainclouds" at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241883
>you will never have a quickie with your ryu
>she won't bring over dark clouds to chase everyone away, giving you a temporary private beach when everyone leaves
I will not let anyone watch my ryu play in the water during a sunset

[Anonymous No.]

It's not always necessary to remove a butt plug before giving your maid a good buttfucking. Sometimes they enjoy the ol' double stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241940
Anon I don't think you know how butt plugs work.

[Peterdnzl No.]

https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
update to Pirate's Life, line 540

It gets violent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241954
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to make fun of shetland paladin-chan.

She may be small for a centaur but she can do one thing that the rest can't.

Easily move around indoors.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my bee waifu to be my queen!

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Ratas sometimes work as matchmakers, setting Anons up on dates with--hopefully--their ideal match?

I'd love to have one as a platonic friend, always trying to set me up on all manner of blind dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241692
Speaking of Ratatoskr, I've been reading some Norse myths recently and a lot (and I do mean A LOT) of the gods had children with frost giants.
Jötunns confirmed for semen demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241977
Hope she is ready, my match up is her!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241747
That hat. Ever since I saw Winry from FMA wear one I've found them to be amazingly attractive.
>>17241812
Is it her private beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241963
>not wanting a shire centaur
You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241993
But anon, when did I say I didn't want her?

She would be cute!
And maybe slightly oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

Also found off-brand redcap, if anyone's interested.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62349264

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242006
>tattoos
Boo! Trashy!

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would enjoy playing cops and robbers as childhood friends on the playground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242006
That's a cute elf. Would hold hands and cuddle on the beach with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242046
You need to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242046
Anubis because they are organized criminals.
Ogres because they get to rough up the robber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242046
Griffon and hellhound make for good cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242053
>Salamander children that take playground games too seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242068
You can't take winning and losing too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242070
Do you mean that as in you shouldn't take winning or losing too seriously, or it is impossible to take winning or losing too seriously? Your wording makes sense both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242096
Gee Donnie, why'd you have to go all smart on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242063
>Griffon is good cop
>Hellhound is bad cop
>Griffon tries to tenderly love the information out of you
>Hellhound tries to rape it out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242099
I'm trying to figure out which sounds more like what a Salamander would say. The first is the traditional, sagely advice you expect to hear, but the second meaning sounds like the kind of "never say die, anything goes" attitude a salamander might have. Which was the original intent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242109
I'll report them to internal affairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242119
But anon, they're about to bring you extremely close to their "internal affairs".

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242119
>sorry sir, that sounds like standard procedure
>have a nice day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242109
Griffons are good for their strong sense of duty and thorough interrogations with their ability to vaguely sense certain emotions and desires.
Hellhounds like having power and authority over others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241989
I just wanna press up against her chest as her tail wraps around us

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242109
Griffons tend to rape it out of you too. Especially when you try to steal from her ruins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242110
His obvious intent was that winning and losing is very serious and you should always give it everything you've got.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever have moments where you realize that, if monster girls were real, you could be getting raped right now? There's a moth on my bedroom door that's been there since I walked in. Should I be concerned for my mother's safety? I don't want to be a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
Yes and it depresses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>all the mosquitos outside because of summer
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
Doubtful. I'm still trying to figure out how she'd help with my aversion to touch.

>>17242259
And suddenly I'm reminded of the shit load of black widows around my area.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is more offensive, being a single dad with a child, or a single mother with a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
I'm glad they aren't real otherwise I'd have deer girls constantly hanging out in my backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242269
man, widows aren't that bad. leave them alone, they leave you alone. practically only way to get them to bite is to trap them against your skin.

if I could find one of the classic shinyblack + red ones, i'd adopt the fucker in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242296
Those are the ones I usually see. Got a nice big one out there as we speak.

And that's not even mentioning a good number of sacs out there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

And now, a bit of oral training.

Hooded verion: https://imgur.com/dj5ueEo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242365
Ok that's actually kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242365
Haha what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242259
Summer is their time to shine

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242365
How many commissions do you even have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242412
I'm not sure what you mean by that anon, how many do I have completed or how many do I have in the works?

15 actual commissions completed, with one more I'm on a waiting list for. None of that is counting requests though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242423
The latter, but thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be queened by a bee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241553
Rata Reporter and Camera Anon couple sounds cute. A bossy, short Ratatoskr always eager to get the next scoop with a larger Anon shouldering a big camera.

Why didn't I think of this before?

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf

Dire Wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIoHDj7fcg8

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242510
Poor Rata-chan, missing out on the school news scoop of the century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242510
Got to watch out for the Succubus teachers as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4UvXwxK3w

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242468

Ahhh, not the bees! Not the Bees! They're in my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242529
Especially tasty cakes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242487
>Breast hair
>Runaway pubic hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242564
>Runaway pubic hair

You won't be running away, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242574
Yes I fucking will, boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242542
Would you enjoy recreating the "Not the bees!" Scene with a bunch of bee girls swarming you to give you kisses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242468
i want a swarm of big muscled asian giant hornet girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242468
What do you mean by queened? It sounds lewd, just like this bee looks

>>17242628
Hornet girls are BAD
They will sting you and rape you over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242634
>Hornet girls are BAD
They will sting you and rape you over and over again

Yes! I've been a bad boy! Punish me with your fat abdomens!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242634

Hornets are fierce girls with good hearts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242634
You have to be over 18 to post here kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241954
>m4 with both the carry handle and scope attached
Dumb elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242487
I dunno. I prefer actual bikini over convenient furkini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242683
This is because of people like you that Hornet girls think they can just sting any boy they want without his consent

>>17242684
They have evil, selfish intentions and are way too quick to sting
Even if you trusted one and wanted to hug her to show it, she would sting you out of reflex

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242715
>tfw no big hornet girl to sting me without consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242468
I want to be queened by a kogyaru amazoness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242063
I wanna be the eager new recruit and partner to an older, hardboiled Hellhound detective!

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you go on a camping trip with your dad, your new Anubis step mom and your combined families and those THICC Pharaoh twins your new family warned you about keep stealthily crawling into your sleeping bag at night when everyone else is asleep to do lewd things to your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242784
What about the family's pet Riddlecat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>Bedbug infested building.

Nope. I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your waifu be the type to feed you, or would you be the one feeding her.

I imagine the more "wild" monsters would be used to eating raw food, so a cooked meal would probably amaze them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
There's a disturbing amount of Praying Mantis' around my house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242767
Would she treat you like a weak human body who has no taste in fashion and make you help her put on all her accessories? I kind of want it too

>>17242791
No one likes Sphinxes and their stupid riddles
The answer is some form of sex 90% of the time anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>17239937
>>17239890
>>17239874
This is the problem with dicking your daughteru when you're already married. It's NTR no matter how you slice it. Imagine the roles reversed, you have a son instead of a daughter; your son is going to be screwing your wife. And if you went the KDF route where the mother and daughter screw around together, that semi-yuri relationship, now you're the the one involved with your son in a semi-yaoi relationship, and he still fucks your wife. It's degenerate all the way around. Put yourself in your waifu's shoes, would you want to be cucked by your children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
After that time where there were over 30 flies in my room I've been extremely welcoming to spiders in my bedroom and am always happy to see larger ones nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242802
Ysee, this is why I subscribe to good old fashioned monogamous master and slave relationships. Shut up, she can't get more than one slave, that's silly talk. I'm the only slave she needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242791
Chasing your dense, sparkly bishounen older brother, along with the rest of the servants.
Your stepsisters, on the other hand, seem to have crowded around your little brother. Apparently being a simple ring crybaby attracts the nee-sand like moths to a flame- Basically everyone else at the campsite is bogged down into some kinda harem routine where everyone's all lovey dovey and loud but no one's actually getting laid.

...Well, 'cept your dad. But then, he's not at the campsite, he's probably out in the woods somewhere having mind-blowing sex with a schedule-dog.
And then of course, there's you; trapped with two ancient God-Queens who have entire milennia to ferment their perversion and perfect their lewdness.

So while no one's paying attention, you're forcibly being taught a whole lot of new things. Manually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242801
>No one likes Sphinxes and their stupid riddles
Don't be fucking rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241653
Pretty good on a technical level, but I'd rather the story be about the relanintship between him and the harpy, not having dirty sex with a prostitute. Don't know why you just crammed all that in a paragraph at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
All this makes think of all the pretty scarab beetles I've saved from drowning in my pool over the years.
> you will never teach aKhepri how to swim after you save her from drowning, resulting in you two becoming childhood friends and eventually lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>All those songbirds that would be outside
>And the quails
Birdmageddon right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>tfw surrounded by dairy farms on all sides
nah, i think i would go outside in nothing but red, stand equidistant from all farms, go up on a haybale and await the cow-pocalypse to descend upon me

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242907
Sounds like a real Birdemic

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>live innawoods
>room would be filled with a variety of insect and arachnid girls
>live with two female cats and a male dog
>local wildlife includes deer, bears, coyotes, and maybe some raccoons and rodents
>variety of birds including a hawk and great horned owl
>bats nesting in the attic
>small creek runs through property with some kind of fish in it
>also have a bunch of chickens
I would have one hell of a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242940
I blame climate change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242943
I blame the Russians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241653
That was a fun read
I'm happy to see a writer take risks with his plot and fraying away from the usual saccharine romance stories

I wasn't too fond of the Harpy's personality, it lacked any monstrosity to it. Though you did use some of her physical traits nicely

Looking forward to your next story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241653
>black harpy prostitute
Reee. Black Harpies are loyal waifus and faithful family-women. Crow Tengu are the actual sluts, selling their bodies for books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242969
t. Crack Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242981
Typical Tengu lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242969
Lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242969
The real sluts are [your waifu's species]! They can't go three hours without sucking a random guy's dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242993
No. Tengu are PURE and SWEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243008
Wrong! [your waifu's species] ha a racial trait that random always = husbando. In fact, it's [not my waifu's species] who can't go three hours without sucking a random guy's dick. Twice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243008
I don't mind that at all. It just means she's gonna be great in bed once we get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243029
She'd be great in bed without going through a sea of cocks, you know. It's kind of in their nature. Experience doesn't really count for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242793
>Devil bug variant that also sucks your blood

I can see why

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>magpies that live on my roof would be harpies
>fox in the garden would be a kitsune
>moth and wasp girls could break into the house at any moment
>the cat that keeps mewing at the back door and wanting to be let in could be a nekomata
I'd be so fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243056
Especially since that nekomata can now open that door if you don't keep it locked. Can you resist her sexual mewls and catcalls anon? What would the neighbors think if they heard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243069
I don't think I could resist that, damn nekomatas and their charms.
>What would the neighbors think if they heard?
They would probably to be too busy getting raped by the sheer amount of monster girls that would be around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243069
>nekomata is mewing at the back door
>good thing you locked it
>suddenly you hear the neighbors yell
>"let your cat in already so we can sleep."
what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243079
Clearly the answer is 'a cat is fine too'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243079
Let her in. But she can only sleep on my lap, in return I get her used panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243237
she'll start on your lap
and before you know it
daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243249
So the cat in heat just wants to ride my lap?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the best monster to co hose a cooking show with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243259
Hinezumi. Get competitive on air and the rating soar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243259
Wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243259
Golem, carrying out her masters orders during cooking without trying to hump the chef
Have a hakutaku around for good measure so people learn about the food

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243259
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243259
Ushi oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243316
What if a Golem loopholes her orders and still tries to fuck her master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243079
Let her in to their house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243331
Ushis are good girls with temptingly soft ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243259
>Host a cooking show with a Hellhound
>Just about everything is barbecued
>And very spicy
>She somehow figures out a way to barbecue dessert
>She wanted to call her show "Hell's Kitchen" but the producers wouldn't let her

[Anonymous No.]

What would the state do to homeless men in MGC? Put them in a comunity home until a monster girl comes and marry him? Kinda like a adoption center.
Or perhaps they would just give money to local charity organizations like churchesand let them do it?

What would you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243372
homeless men are put in MGC jail until someone pays their bail

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243333
Golems and automatons probably have some sort of "stress override" and will just go ahead in a bid to comfort their master

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243395
Doesn't this make the already high pressure to get into a relationship that much more depressing for those that are at their lowest point in life, sabotaging most of the relationships out of the gate or making them dependent on their wife? Not every girl is a kikimora anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243403
How would you write a yandere golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243430
MGC jail is more of a shop for single MGs to buy a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243459
I can just imagine each man put into a small room with one way glass letting people see in, going about their depressed day while elevator music plays outside and monster girls window shop and look for new arrivals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243447
Just have her with a madness mantra.
>I live to serve my master
>I live to serve my master
>I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SERVE MY MASTER!

Keep in mind that golems are a construct, not a robot.
The Asimov laws do not apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243469
it's a small room but if you're in their longr then 2 days it means the manticore gaurd has a crush on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243477
>The Asimov laws
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243486
The Laws of Robotics

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243482
All while the anubis warden keeps yelling at her to get back to work and stop staring at the pretty man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243486
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243491
I don't think the first law could work with automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
Everyday around 6 sporrows show up in my garden because they know I throw breadcrumbs for them. Sometimes they even get inside when I'm not looking and just look for it on the ground.

Guess I would have a bunch of daughterus to take care of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243281

>"Awawawa~, welcome back to cooking with Wendy!"
>"Today we're going to learn how to make stretchy meat!"
>"First you go out in the woods and find yourself a nice big ol' deer."
>Walks right off stage and through the fire exit
>Shog camera girl dismounts the camera from the tripod and runs to catch up, they literally cross town for 20 minutes to get to the forest reserve
>"Now white tail deer is preferable but in a pinch mountain goat will do. Although if you can get an elk, go for it!"
>"Ah here's one now, you can see it drinking from the stream completely unaware of us."
>"Now the next step is to-"
>Incomprehensible gibberish and roaring, half the audience is literally going insane.
>When the screen clears up the backup cameraman is masturbating into a bush and talking about stars.
>Wendy is standing there smiling holding a big chunk of stretchy meat on a bone
>"And that's all for today's show everyone! I'm going to go home now and share this with Darling! I hope you had fun!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242244
>Stalked by that one fox I fed Doritos too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243528
What about the american model that's "more than just a robot"?

[Anonymous No.]

How scared you if a monster girl tells you "this isn't even my final form"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243564
Scaroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243564
I have fours forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243564
I would just smug smile at her, to see if she gets angrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243600
Depressed, crying, raging, and sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243605
Joke's on you, I'm not a sad boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243564
Dragons don't have a "final" form, they just go from full dragon to hybrid to human and vice versa, the forms aren't digilutions.
I think I'd bonk her on the head, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to walk into a church in nothing but my underwear and some beat-slippers, holding a cross like a guitar and jamming to I Was Made for Loving You. This blasphemy will make all the Dark Priests around want to punish me for my sins and make my flesh repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243626
So replace the first two with drinking and mastubation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243665
What if you do the inverse? You break into their church at night and then replace everything with their pure equivalent. When they wake up and see their temple converted into a sacred, pure and innocent church to the chief goddess they will freak out for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243709
But how will that provide me with religious BDSM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243715
I thought it was for the sake of playing pranks?

I am mildly disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243721
>This blasphemy will make all the Dark Priests around want to punish me for my sins and make my flesh repent.
Why do you think I wrote this part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243730
I thought it was a figure of speech meaning they would get so angry they would start chasing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243737
Oh I'm sure they would, it's just what they'll do to me after that's the whole point of this exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

The Dark Mages from Undead Kingdoms are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one would you pick?
Dibs on Dianamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243750
I'd gain some Insight from her alright.
>>17243752
Then make mine the one with purple stockings, third from the bottom on the extreme right.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a beautiful day to love a Sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242365
Why, KDF? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243773
Because it's kinda hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243773
We've been over this before anon, the question isn't 'why', it's 'why not'!

Also this >>17243776.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243673
I don't drink either. Maybe you should read a guide online on how to rape me if you want to know my forms.

>>17243771
Just finished jogging and I wished I had a sally to run with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243790
Why do people associate Salamanders and jogging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243752
I just need to figure out how to do it without her falling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243792
For me it just seems nice to have a sally there, being competitive and urging you on to continue. A lizardman and a dragon works just fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243534
I want to season her meat like Emeril, scaring her with each BAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243809
She's really dressed for sex, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17242365
Nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243844
No, she is dressed for holy battle. Angels are pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243853
She's a Valkyrie though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243855
Valkyriemon isn't even female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243861
But Angewomon is. And she's a valkyrie. See the breastplates? Angels don't have those. Because angels are male. They have -el at the end of their names, which is masculine.
Now shut up and rub your dick on that Valkyrie's thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243869
Hold on a second. Would divine girls be attracted to me since I have the name of an angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243893
Could be Demons would try extra hard to seduce you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243893
that would be as dumb as 2 enemies becomming friends because their moms had the same name

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243869
There is no -el in her name, checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243900
I understood that reference.
>>17243901
But that just proves my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243899
>Demons trying extra hard to seduce me while divines try extra hard to protect me
Oh boy, this would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243564
Knowing her, that means im going to have to be prepared for a week blackout

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243949
This guy draws some nice monster hunter girls. I'd slay them all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243949
>>17243953
What's being a Monster Girl Hunter like? Does it involve a grueling test like becoming a Hunter in HxH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243554
Is that a reference to FIRST?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243962
>he thought he was going to fight a lagiacrus underwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243861

>Valkyriemon
>Not female

As with everything from my childhood I knew things would only go downhill as I got older. I never knew it would be this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243968
Well I guess technically it's half female, since it's a fusion involving Gatomon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243974
This is going weird places.
You just reminded me I used to think Nefertimon was beautiful. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243962
No, you just grab a demon silver weapon and hit girls with it. A lot of anons fall in their first hunt, but there are those that their names makes wyverns wet and dragons ready for a really rough time.

>You will never fight a wurm Dalamadur or a Laviente
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243974
so, an alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243987
Stop making shit that is in no way related to MGE into MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243984
I don't like this world where you can just go hunting at will. I'm going to go find me a shotacon Cheshire with a bubble-gum fixation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243982
>used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243852
Why are y'all so mean to kdf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243992
I deny all associations with Kid-Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243993
Jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243989
There are ranks though so unless you pass certain quests you won't be able to proceed. I guess that's more or less of a test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243987
Why do you bring up Alps at every goddamn instance? I swear Alpfags are the closest these threads have to furfags in terms of shittiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244004
What kind of tests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244005
but i don't even like alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244005
Are you trying to imply that alpfags aren't being annoying on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243993
>>17244002
also autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Id rather make a name of myself defending myself from human hunting monster girls. The rumor of a man who can hold his own will interest some strong potential waifus I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243993
becasue he's a pedo diaperfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244008
Like collecting rare items, surviving in the wild, fighting some low levels. Basic things like that.

>>17244018
That works too. You'll be fighting monster girls either way so their interest will definitely be peaked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244030
Would it be possible to one day read stories of people performing these tasks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244046
Of course. There would be many tales of hunters around the world and some may eveb be sung by bards.

I'd tell my daughteru how I met her mom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244063
I was suggesting I personally would like to read such things and you seem to know what you're talking about, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243993
Commissions fugly artwork on top of being a diaperfag and having a defense force for said diaperfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243325
Give your meat a good ol'rub.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe you people still complain about modern day KDF, it's not like he's posting "I want to" posts twice a day anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244111
Yeah, and now that Alp's killed himself he's turned into an army of alpposters. What a time to be alive, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244114
Just goes to show that when one Alp dies, millions more Alps burst forth from it's rotting carcass like maggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244077
What, you want to know where to find the many tales of hunters and the many tales of me? Anon that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244114
Did Alp really kill himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244121
Like how when Ymir died, the maggots in his corpse became the race of the Dwarves.
Norse mythology, bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244127
We can only hope. A world without Finns is my greatest dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244126
What's lewd about it? Are they lewd stories? Do they even exist or are you pulling leg?
>>17244127
Probably. He hasn't posted anything in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244111
People here can't get over anything, this is the way it's always been. in my opinion KDF is one of the few who doesn't deserve it now though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244135
I remember seeing one or two lewd ones, but I don't remember where.

Oh well, hunting monsters would be hella fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243962
I want to get licked by a Chameleos

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244149
Hi KDF, find any good diapers lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244162
I'm not KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244161
You know where that long tongue is going and if you're virgin you know exactly what she is going to steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244170
I'm Spartacus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244175
You're a loony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244186
Read this in his voice.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244192
Could we romance and eroticism instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244192
Yeah, let's talk about wrestling with waifus instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244202
That girl doesn't look safe to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244207
That's what makes her so desirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244206
Waifu wrestling mania?

My waifu is stronger than yours!

[Peterdnzl No.]

>>17242700
It's just 90s aesthetic, watch Black Hawk Down or Blood Diamond again

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244206
I'd suplex my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244216
I don't think I've ever seen Black Hawk Down.

[Anonymous No.]

For the record, I think KDF might be able to get some good will his way if he just got a normal, cutesy commish of his wife and daughter.

Something simple, like a picnic at the park.

In normal clothes.

Like a normal waifufag instead of a kinky freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244223
Rails weren't really a thing in the early 90s. If you look even further back into the Cold war, you'll see all kinds of crazy shit on top of rifles, no cheek welds for anyone.

Also I didn't mean to name post that last one

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244227
How about let the man commission what he wants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244206
What kind of wrestling anon? The lame, fake kind of wrestling with all the meatheads on TV, or the nice, comfy and passionate wrestling I'd do with my waifu when we can't decide who gets to be the dom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244227
What has been done can not be undone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244227
but how do we know it's KDF if there isn't latex involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244234
>lame
>fake
Looks like someone's going to be getting a titty crusher, ohhh yeeeeaaahhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244227
Or maybe he doesn't care what the thread thinks of him?

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores can be cute too! They're not always scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244242
I don't care for that kind of wrestling anon, it just isn't enjoyable to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244250
You don't like theatrics and melodrama? I bet you don't like super hero comics or battle shounen either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17241954
> A number of them had bruises, and some others had their pants around their ankles.
See that, Miss Happy? Those boys had a good time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244227
Eventually.

>>17244252
I do like super hero comics and battle shounen though anon, because those have superpowers and magic.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one get cute boys anyway? Do you have any advice for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244261
grab em by the benis, they let you do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244261
I tell her to be assertive. Cute boys are frail and submissive.
>>17244263
What president Strumpet meant by this...

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite breakfast to make for your waifu? Is she a bacon and eggs kind of gal, or more of a cereal and bananas type of monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244261
Slap their nuts around and let them stick it where you pee, it's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244246
that's so you'll enter their lair where they'll do unspeakable things to you

>>17244261
carry them high onto a cliff-side. they can't escape and it makes a good nesting spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
Porridge with strawberry custard. It's what I eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
My waifu and daughteru both love waffles the best, so we'd have to get a nice waffle iron so I can make those for them. If my waifu is in a cooking mood she might make some bacon to go with the waffles for her and our daughteru too.

Waffles would only be on days where my daughteru is home from school and my waifu is home from work, so it would be kind of a special treat. For normal daily breakfasts though, my daughteru and I would have cereal and my waifu would have something quick like some fruit and peanut butter or my cum from a wake-up blowjob before she hurries off for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244261
Why is it a massive book for such an easy thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244292
Because it was written by a crow tengu who also doesn't know how to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244292
Hakutakus are bad at editing their work. Thy have immense knowledge, but are bad at reducing it down to the pertinent information.
>Never get into a trivia battle with a Hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
She gets old cum in the dog bbowl attached to her cage and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244292
Crows tengus are perfectionist, you have to be sure the boy won't escape or leave you for some stupid slutty succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244174
I wonder how other Dragons see her. Dunno if she can match the other Dragons in strength but she can literally turn invisible and steal some of their hoard if she's provoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244288
Is this you KDF? Commission the top paragraph. A simple family breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244312
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Rogue androids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244327
Caution! Rogue Robots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244312
It is and I don't quite care for getting called out like this. I'm really not a fan of putting myself in commissions for a number of reasons and without me in a scene like that it just wouldn't feel right.

I have plenty of ideas for 'normal' commissions and I'll commission what I like, but part of the problem is I'm just really wary of showing a 'normal' artist my reference images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244261
Just bee urself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244332
Id love to put myself in a commission with my waifu, but I just can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244310
The problem is that if the dragon notices they might get pretty mad and if they have a good sense of smell she is fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244336
Even if you look like a fag 2D makes it look nice. Just make it private if you're that scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244335
Not the bees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244342
Which is probably what I'd end up doing. But I mean, even as 2D, if I didn't have myself drawn as I am, I'd look either not myself or fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244336
I feel you anon.

>>17244342
I mean, for me, it's not just my looks. Associating a real picture of myself even just as a reference for the artist when I like what I like is just not a good idea.

>>17244349
>I'd look either not myself or fucking terrible.
Also this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
Undeads don't eat. So no breakfast for her.
Unless you count cum and gray mushroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244354
>Associating a real picture of myself even just as a reference for the artist when I like what I like is just not a good idea.
Not him but you're probably right. I never thought about it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244354
Exaclty what you mean KDF. Hopefully one day we can both do it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244349
Eh, it should work just fine. You won't look 100% like yourself, but it's enough to say "hey that's me."

>>17244354
People who self insert often use those character creators programs and then specify some of the details. You should still send them a dick pic if it's lewd though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
>Ice Queen
Probably my body heat. Hope she doesn't take too much out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
Grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244366
>People who self insert often use those character creators programs and then specify some of the details.
I never thought of that, but still.

>You should still send them a dick pic if it's lewd though.
Absolutely not anon, I'd never do that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244366
That's not a bad idea but I still probably wouldn't do it. And who the fuck sends a dick pic to an artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244379
>>17244381
I know what you mean though, just putting yourself in the thing would feel weird. I have a friend who commissions and requests shit and when he puts himself in it he makes it private.

The dick pick is to get the size and shape of the self insert right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244388
Anon. Dick pics are no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244388
If I ever do one I'll keep it private. But under all circumstances I am not sending a dick pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244391
>>17244401
Oh well, no dick picks needed I guess. There are also the people who just put a blank dude in the picture with their hairstyle so you could do that too.

You're the one commissioning it, so it's all up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244415
>There are also the people who just put a blank dude in the picture with their hairstyle
That would be to non-specific to me though, but I get what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that a Baphomet's only weakness is her cunny! In order to subdue her all you need to do is get in close and start fondling her puffy loli bits and she'll be your little slave forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244423
I thought it was placing your hand on her forehead, causing her to flail at an armslength away

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244429
She'd gore you with her horns, you've really got to molest her cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244447
More like she'll hug you and start crying for being a meanie

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244423
All you have to do to subdue her is tell her that she's as flat as a pancake and that you prefer older women.

If she doesn't violently rape you in pure hatesex, You will most probably break her spirit if you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244460
>>17244469
This is for getting a Baphomet cunny slave, not breaking her spirit or making her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244460
You're thinking of Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244469
Anon, she's probably heard that dozens of times. You know, from normal people.
It just makes them smug and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244469
Just promise her candy if she behaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244486
>That moment when you have to carry candies on your person at all times so you can fend off Sabbath ambushes
Feels like an urban survival guide in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244507
I don't think that would be very effective. Maybe you'd be able to distract them once or twice but once they figure out you're a consistent source of candy as well as cummies you're absolutely screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the hell started the cunny meme here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244523
Some Baphofag. Is it really a surprise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244523
KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244486
I want to befriend a Baphomet so she can "gently" remind the others at our college that I'm spoken for!
I want to see her tears of joy at my wedding when I marry my demon childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244532
It definitely wasn't me anon.

Although I am a fan of the word, even just typing it feels weird. I'd also prefer not to stereotype myself that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244537
Does anyone have the demon childhood friend greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244486
Why do the sabbath choose such chuuni HQs? Surely they want to be friendly to entice men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244523
Not sure, but it's definitely not the worst popular word for a vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244510
I wonder if it's a good idea to fap yourself dry before going outside in MGC. I mean if you are already spent they won't bother you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244560
They're a bunch of little kids anon, sometimes they enjoy childish things and make childish decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244564
That'd be dangerous too, what if you come across a monstergirl who just doesn't care and rides you relentlessly for hours on end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244560
It's not chuuni if they really are that powerful.
See also Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244564
if as much as a drop of cum comes out of your dick and there's no MG nearby. a MG will be there soon, no matter how good your locks are

[Anonymous No.]

Why all this talk about KDF?
Why not someone less offensive,like Beast or ELH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244551
I had it before my computer crashed.
Which is a shame because it's about my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244587
Go away the love child of beast and ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244587
People are triggered about his recent commissions and they're back to circlejerking about him I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244564
By the time you cum once you'll notice something wet on your dick and only when your vision clears will you see that a Slime snuck into your room and is now sucking your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244423
Friendly reminder that you and other cunnyposters need to all kill yourselves in the most painful way you can possibly think of.

>>17244523
A cancerous daughterufag because he was butthurt about daughteru dickers, it's literally falseflagging and everyone doing it or letting it pass should kill themselves. He even admitted to doing it in a thread a couple of months back, I'm sure someone can find it in the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244565
Like deciding that flat chests are superior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244600
Why don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244600
You do realize by responding you're fueling the fire? Just ignore and hide it if you want it to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244600
>they start using it seriously and he has to live with the monster he created

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244587
Let's talk about lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244618
It's either that or he's gotten stockholm syndrome, it's gone on quite a long time for falseflagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244599
Don't they make Slime-proof houses?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone please remind me who wrote the story about the Alp mind breaking her best friend?
The one that eventually ended vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244634
Anon if houses were slime proof then how are the poor husbandless slime girls with simple minds supposed to get in and make single sad anon's life better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244628
It's literally the "community pretending to be retards" effect and some fucking subhumans unironically think they're welcome to do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244645
Through the chimney like santa claus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244647
And that's why pretending to be retarded is a bad idea.
Any questions, class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244622
Okay then
If some one handed you a sword and said you had to go and fight a lilim would you do it?
Would you gather brave compaions to fight along side you?
Would it depend on the lilim if you even go to fight her?
would you fuck the lilim when its all over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244661
>Any questions, class?
How is saying cunny worse than saying cunt or vaj or pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244606
Fine. I actually did manage to find it, read on from that post:

>>/jp/thread/S17061120#p17067584

I probably even know which faggot here (as in what he normally posts about) he is from his posting style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244668
Not him. But to me cunny feel too loli friendly, It kills the mood if you are talking about lewd stuff and you're not a lolifag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244681
Spill the beans anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244681
Out with it my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244664
I would plan to go with a bunch of female adventurers.
So even if I fuck up and the Lilim doesn't want me one of my now monsterised companions would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244681
Who is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244693
Actually this is a pretty good idea. Female adventurer companions would probably be more trustworthy than other companion in the sense that they will fight tooth and nail when they realize the Lillim final boss will try and steal you away from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244681
>I probably even know which faggot here (as in what he normally posts about) he is from his posting style.
You can't just say that and not tell us who you think it might be, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243869
>-El is Masculine exclusively
>Applying human sex to a being that is more
>Gabriel is more times than not portrayed as a woman or incredibly androgynous
of a concept than a physical existence
All '-El' denotes is 'Of God', which is how a majority of Abrahamic names work. A verb and the name of a deity, in this case Elohim. For instance, the name 'Auriel' in Hebrew means Lion of God, but in the female context it's more like 'beauty'. Which actually fits because even the Scoundrel in Diablo III remarks about her phyiscal beauty (Even though her face is never seen. Hell, the only one who even takes on a physical body is Tyrael). What upsets me more is when you have the fucking idiots at Blizzard who mix languages and references together in a Frankensteining of languages.

For instance: Malthael's [ Malus + -El ], is just a half-assed attempt by them to denote his evil nature after going bat-shit insane. Or, as another example: Tyrael's name; Either it's an Anglicization of Turiel, who was a fallen Angel in the book of Enoch, Or, like I said, they got lazy and lifted the name from Norse mythology and Tyr; Their God of Justice (The same thing Tyrael at first represented).

t. The Heeb Brew

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244622
More lims

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244266
Eggs
Lots of eggs
She has to eat t hen all

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244668
Because of /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244681
Oh I actually remember that. Guy's a grade A retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244728
What cunny has to do with baneposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244728
you what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244728
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244722
That's just Esdeath with Succubutt features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244741
>>17244743
If you don't know what I mean by that, consider yourself lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244622
Do Lilims hide their powerlevels outside the demon realm capital?

Or they just nuke that poor village with dark matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244682
It's anything but "loli friendly". Is a disgusting word for literal retards, anyone claiming to be a lolifag and approving of it is full of shit or a literal retard.

>>17244688
>>17244690
>>17244695
>>17244707
I don't want to point fingers without having 100% concrete proof, but you can probably piece it together yourself from the facts. Considering we don't have that many dedicated daughterufags here, and only one of them shares the same kind of autism with the anti-loli guy who goes nuclear from time to time, and the guy that admitted to falseflagging also shares his posting style with the anti-loli guy who has atleast on one previous occasion ranted about his anger at daughteru dicking, you can conclude there's only one possible culprit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244745
shhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244754
Baphcunny Complex suggests the former is the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244756
Salamander guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244756
No I can't conclude

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244756
That didn't make it any clearer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244748
But what DO you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244756
The higurashi while admin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244761

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244779
>Cryptic poems
Should i be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244779
[Autistic screeching]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244761
Less likes drawing Lilims it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244767
I can almost certainly say it's not the salamander guy. His posting style was different and I can't remember him ever getting upset about lolis or such.

Actually now that you mention it there's an another possible non-daughterufag culprit from the one I'm thinking of, both possessing the metaphorical "murder weapon" and possibly having a motive, but occalm's razor probably rules that one out because the plan #2 would have would be too complicated unless he's a true mastermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244793
Less likes drawing whatever people pay him to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244793
Huh, comparing the two it's as if Victoria was just a sketch

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244799
Just fucking say it you coy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244799
This is all sounding rather tinfoil, just say it or not.
Apologies to salamander dude if it's not him though, he's the only other daughterufag I could think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244799
Stop playing games and tell us a list of who you think it is.

And Salamander fag is a legend

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are Trash.

BULLY ALL OF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244799
Lemme gessoda

Alp
Beast
QSKDF
Your Mom
CIA
The Mercenary
The Masked Man
Bane
Bob
Mike
Ken
Ryu
Zangeif
E Honda
KC
ZUN
Zone
Obama
Trump
Some guy from /pol/
Some guy from /leftypol/
The 1992 Denver Broncos

What were we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be autistic enough to get a thread nickname
Thank god

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244843
It's actually the Shogfags. They are behind every single problem this thread had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244793
Whats with the sword?

[Anonymous No.]

Lilims (and friends) on the beach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244838
I like how this Anon thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244851
Sluts on the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244851
Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244846
>you have a name but are too irrelevant for people to shitpost about
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244859
"Sluttin at the beach doo dee doo doo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244867
Who dis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244859
KC's Baphomet is not a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244864
This reminds me of Ganbatte Fairy. How nostalgic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244871
No one, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244799
Just tell us already my man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244872
Duh.
She's his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244864
[x]Lose all hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244859
If you wouldn't fuck those sluts until your dick fell off you are probably gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244915
>fucking crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244846
The best feeling is when people leave you alone unless you do something out of line. Rather than bring you up constantly when it comes to being shit at writing or something.

Thread's pretty stable, overall. Just a couple of shitposters and shit stirrers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244930
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244912
The lilim will find the hope you lost and bring it back, even if she has to drag it with a chain by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244945
We have become comfortably numb

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244915
If monstergirls were a thing I wouldn't go for the shitty sluts ones, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244799
Just tell us and stop beating around the bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244642
I also need it for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244952
There is no hope here, only despair,
and she will know it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245002
if you want to kill yourself, just do it already and leave us be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245002
>There is no hope here, only despair,
>Only despair
Now, anon, now there is only her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245016
>There is only her.

My body and mind says no, but the dick says yes.

Still can't believe i like lilims now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244851
>baphomet on the beech
I have a strong urge to molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245028
>Still can't believe i like lilims now.
Anon could handle the truth after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245029
Ravioli Ravioli make sure to dick the goat loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245048
I don't need told to fuck one of my favorite girls. The real issue would be picking the position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244851
I wonder how quick a man would incubize while having a fourway with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245059
They'd probably incubize as soon as they got within 10 feet. That's a lot of mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on vacation in Rome. Visited the Vatican today.
I just want a gorgeous, long legged hourglass Bella of a Dark Priest to punish me for being a bad, bad boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245042
>Anon could handle the truth after all.
I always could.

Will she leave me alone now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245088
Probably for the best, they'd need it to survive the sex in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245102
That'd imply giving up, which means never. Kick and scream all you want, she'll never leave you, even in the dark hours of the night where your only company is a glass of alcohol.
She'll be your alcohol, because she'll want you to get drunk on her.
She might mouthfeed you actual alcohol if you're into it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fist a Familiar's throat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245124
>she'll never leave you

I already have a dragon doing the same i dont need another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245172
She can be your dragon tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245174
>Cheating on the dragon
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245186
Everyone knows dragonfags are just sluts for powerful girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245174
>She can be your dragon tonight
I am going to punch her in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245186
>Giving up
The dragon better learn her place. I bet she never even mouthfed him!
>>17245195
No punching the lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245174
>committing adultery under the very real threat of having a dragon rip you limb from limb for cheating on her
Anon, i...

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245193
This is a lie and you know it. There are good girls out there but cheating is a huge no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245198
>No punching the lilim!
If she's gonna be like that i'll beat the hell outta her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245207
To be fair he did say "doing the same", it can be understood as just a dragon sticking around and saying "no" to requests to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245210
>Try to punch the Lilim
>Powerful lewd magic just makes you fist her instead
You fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245198
I'm sure anon there and his dragon are very happy and wouldn't want a lilim onvading their relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to punch a mummy in the sarcophagus

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245198
>>17245223
Dragons>Lilims.

From this conversation i now know that Lilims truly are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245235
Like that's gonna change a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245211
I'm now picturing a dragon moving into some palace as a squatter. Not even because she wants dick, just because it's fucking swanky and she was tired of her cave. She could be broken with the prince and banter and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245219
That train of thought leads to some very bizarre situations in Wonderland.
>throw a punch because ????
>suddenly, a conveniently teleported Cheshire "intercepts" your fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245228
Sarcophagus actually means "Corpse eater" or "throat that takes the dead"
Fun fact of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245247
There's a ghoul joke in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245244
>THROW a punch
>Wonderland
You're not playing with your words enough. That should result in someone getting splashes in a beverage or a hand flying off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245263
That's the Mad Hatters' job, not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245247
So that literally decade old /b/ post was technically correct after all? This is like finding out dinosaurs had feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243993
His commission are trash: latex, toddlercon, those god-awful 3d models. This tells you all you need to know about the guy: http://mgewiki.com/images/b/b5/Kobold34b.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245263
>get in an argument at the wonderland bar
>punches are gone get thrown
>???
>you're playing darts with punches
>???
>orgy ensues

[Anonymous No.]

>>17243993
Don't even care about KDF. He's not nearly as shit as Shoggocks, Bob, Negawalker, Slowpokefag, or the faggots who keep pushing the semen hat meme

[Anonymous No.]

Tbh

Monster boys > monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245353
t. Losenis

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245364
t. Shoggocks, Bob, Negawalker, Slowpokefag, or the faggots who keep pushing the semen hat meme

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl looks the best on black lingerie ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245296
I'm actually afraid to pick a fight in Wonderland. You never know when your words will be misunderstood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Probably an undead like Wight for that sweet sweet pale-skin contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245244
>>17245219
I can easily picture that happening with a cheshire cat.

You wake up and find yourself in wonderland, greeted by a horny cheshire cat. Just like any cat however, they like to play with their food, so she's constantly teasing and making fun of you, teleporting around you, teleporting you into strange places. Finally, you've had enough of that damned cat and punch her straight in the face, but just before the blow strikes you suddenly notice you just shoved your entire fist and part of your forearm up her vagina.

"Kinda forceful and kinky for our first date husband. Hehe, I don't mind though; I like it rough."

You'd figure you just try to ram it into her cervix to hurt her being the sadistic fucker you were, but the only thing that did was make her wetter and her moans louder. No use trying to pull out your fist either, her magic kept it in. Being trapped, it wasn't long after that, that she had her way with you, wonderland's newest resident and her new husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245393
Sure you do: always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Wight
>high class
>lewd
>good combination of colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245403
That's one 'flexible' purplecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Wights and vampiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245364
I'm not Losenis. I'm Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Mostly wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
Demon because S I N
also look good in bootyshorts and slutwear with S I N branding on it in places you're not supposed to look
Only for their dearest husband though. They're entirely his personal slutty fuckhole babygirl, no one else's

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245403
To be honest, i'm not a patient man. If a Cheshire started to tease me and make fun of me i would probably fall into her trap and yell at her and threat her with rape if she doesn't go away. Though i wouldn't probably do it unless she made me snap completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245394
>>17245419
>>17245430
>>17245434
Jesus, I could hear a horny wight in black lingerie ara araing from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245439
>Though i wouldn't probably do it unless she made me snap completely.
That's pretty much their specialty.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that Deathclaw pic from a few weeks ago? Spawned the posting of this pic right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Being captured by vikings, several years after the rise of the Demon Lord
>Most of the world has mamano now, the lusty beast-women or otherwise who want to bump uglies with men
>One of them is smirking at you, another one calling him 'bear-fucker'
"Oh aye. I fucked a she-bear. Did it before that saucy bint ascended the throne to. How you ask?"
>He leans in close, his breath reeking like mead and chicken
"You just have to get aroun' back, all quiet like... and JAM IT IN!"
>His comrades roaring in laughter when he pokes your back with a heft of wood, scaring the ever living bejeezus out of you
>Angrily, you're escorted by one of them to at least relieve yourself against a tree
>A tree you find to be in the vicinity of a busty, thick bodied Grizzly, staring right at the camp of scoundrels
>Staring rightt at 'bear-fucker'
>Her claws digging into the wood as she 'Jiiiiiiiiii's at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245403
I just want a tubby cheshire that always tries to snuggle me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245473
She looks nerdy. But cute! But also dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>be wizard-in-training anon
>you don't know any reality bending magic yet, but even your master knows not to underestimate your ability with simple spells
>you're walking around the city's merchant district when you're beckoned by a thin older kitsune to her stall
>"Come, young man. I have a variety of magical items for sale. Surely I have something that will peak your interest."
>looking around her merchandise, you spot a magnifying glass and ask her what's special about it
>"Ah, this shows the true form of all things."
>you ask if you could test it by using it on her and go to pick it up, but the merchant suddenly latches on to it
>"Dear customer, there's no need to do that. I'm not hiding anything from you anyways, so it won't work on me."
>you're now engaged in a tug of war over this magnifying glass as you ask her why she won't let you if she's not hiding anything
>she finally manages to wrestle it from your hands, triumphantly stating that she will go lock this troublesome object up somewhere
>do what you must, I've already won
>the dispel magic enchantment you slipped on it activates, and her illusion spell unravels in a burst of light
>when the light subsides, the flustered fox stands before you, older, yet somehow sexier than before, and with a much plumper body
>as she tries to cover herself, she yells "Y-You brat! Do you like bullying ugly old hags or something?!"
>tell her no, but you do like bullying beautiful women like her. maybe you'll bully her tomorrow too

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245475
He actually did it, the absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245501
Would bully plump, old foxes by groping and squeezing.

[Anonymous No.]

ecks dee

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245436
I think white or pink would look better on a demon because of contrast. Both the literal one and the contrast of a semen demon wearing the more pure or innocent colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
followers of the fallen god

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245475
Poor, strongfat grizzly-chan.

Being used by such a boorish man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245479
She's gotta trick you somehow. Like when you reach over to get the remote and suddenly find your hand groping her pudge or when you lay down only to find what your laying on is actually her softness, not your bed.
And the surprise cleavage attacks/facesitting, oh lowrd, it'd be 90% of how all interactions start between you and her

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245542
Not to mention laying down and finding her sprawling all over me so I'm pinned, nuzzling up without any care as to how much I protest.

But yeah, she'd be a sneaky one.

Would happily appease with rubs and snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245521
That works too.
And innocent schoolgirl outfits.
With really, really long lollipops that they really shouldn't be able to stick aaall the way down their throats in one go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245552
>spoiler
Be sure to give her an abundance of both. Her 'Nyah ha haah~' will be so alluring and comfy it will just beckon you in to squeeze against her more.
Then feeling her full body purr will be downright heavenly. You won't even realize she's started fondling your balls and shaft under your pants to prep her big dessert. Or one of her desserts, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no lecherous old monster hag to teach you the ins and outs of being with a woman. SMUGLY./spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245381
If you count latex as lingerie, I'd say my Kobold waifu would look fantastic in a shiny black latex catsuit, or just black latex underwear.

Any kind of black latex really, black is sort of the basic standard for latex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245436
>slutty fuckhole babygirl
That's a cute nickname anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245580
Yep, it would be fantastic.

A big,soft cat for big soft cuddles that has big soft titties and a big soft ass.

Would rub her while she rests on me after her 'desserts' until she's sleepily 'Nya ha ha-ing' on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Giving an elf a phone can have interesting results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245561
>And innocent schoolgirl outfits.
Or just innocent schoolgirl demon, whatever innocent by monstergirl standards is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245612
If she gets any lewder she'll have to go in the cage with her hands all taped up and vibrators on the tips of her ears. That'll teach her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245593
>doggirl in a catsuit
Ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245561
Phallic-shaped lollipops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245620
all loli-pops are falic in the right hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245596
>big, soft tubby Cheshire sleeping on top of you, her weight pressing down as her arms squeeze you in, your legs buried under her expansive tits smooshed against the bed
>rub her back and ears and she purrs deeply in sleep, squishing tighter against you as she starts dreaming of you
>almost drooling in her sleep as she licks her lips and a sleepy, adorable 'Nya~ ha~ haaaa...' comes out as a yawn, her prodigious butt swaying back and forth as she rocks against you, tail subconsciously turning heart shaped
Comfy tubby cat is best, dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245612
>Some Elf texts you that
>Never seen her before
>Don't even speak Japanese
>Obvious wrong number
>Reply with a picture of your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245581
I read that as being a woman the first time through. I was confused but no less aroused than when I read it correctly. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245630
That she is.

The comfiest cat.

Would be awkward when I have to get up somewhere but she keeps me pinned down.

Would also be nice to see her in a too small school girl uniform she put on just to tease me with.

Sans panties of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245633
I'd do that. The worst that can happen is her sending me tons of lewd pictures everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245652
>Needing a burner phone solely due to elf lewds
Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245633
>elf learns english incredibly quickly due to her race's high intellect
>tracks you down
>proposes and begs you to take her because she can't get married after being violated by the sight of your dick

[Anonymous No.]

Waifufags, how many images of your waifu do you have saved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245640
>Uh, babe, I need to go somewhere
>"Nyaarn, so tired, fufu~ too tired to hear little boyfriend say something important~"
>through muffled speech into her tits tell her you're picking up her dinner
>with alarming speed and alacrity she springs up, eyes sparkling and fat cat ass wobbling back and forth in the air behind her as she yanks you out of bed
>"Nyaaw! Why didn't you say so, sleepyhead?! Hurry up please, and I'll have a surprise waiting for you when you get baack~"
>smooches and gropes and fawns over anon all the way to the door
You best believe she's getting the outfit on for when you get back.

[Anonymous No.]

>A pattern that looks like a mindflayer suddenly appeared on my bathroom
>tfw 2017 is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
Barb's only done like three of her. But I'm a sucker for Barb's works in general. He went from a Chaika meme to one of my preferred artfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245660
Might as well fill her's with so manyuch dick picks and masturbation videos that she can't even use her camera anymore.

Intense urge to send her a message in the end saying "I want to fill your womb just like I filled your phone" increasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
More than 300

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
I currently have 8 of her commissioned and only need 3 more to finish the "Do it for her" poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
Four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
1255

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245677
The best.

May even grab her an extra dessert as a reward for her being such a cute cat.

Gonna slap that ass in that skirt when she turns around, even if her padding will cushion the blow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
I have 49 images in my waifu+daughteru completed works folder, though some are alternate versions of each other. I also have a subfolder in there for sketches and WIPs of commissions and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245715
This activates her ass-trap card.
Expect to get slammed against the refrigerator by that immense booty and smothered by it in facesitting and reverse cowgirl as she happily eats her dessert on top of you, still in uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245737
But then she activates MY trap card.

I took some manticore venom before I slapped her rear.

She thinks her hips are bouncing but I'm going to molest her tail so she can't teleport and keep her hips to mine so she can't keep me from filling her from below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
Around 13.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
319, a lot more than I thought actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
1,077 images of the spooky ghost I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>THICC, FACELESS AND DEGENERATE OLD MONSTERS who are actually awkward, virgin neets who never leave their messy apartments because even by monster standards, they look like terrifying rapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245745
She'd be so ashamed if you saw her content, dummy-looking toregao face! She might just pass out in bliss and let her full fat cat weight crush you! Is that what you want?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245781
They'd get teased by men who are disappointed that they haven't made a on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
I don't have any technically. But I've got a commission of her at the moment and I've got the sketch!

Even though it's just a sketch, she looks so beautiful and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
236 counting variations and alts,
not counting the handful i've drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245781
Old is the best, especially when you break that hymen.
OLD
L
D

[Anonymous No.]

How do winter monsters beat the summer heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245871
>yeti waifu refuses to do anything else than cuddling with you during the hot as fuck summer season
I wonder if people waifu Yuki-Onnas instead for this sole reason. But then even they would get fucked over during winter so you can't ever win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245871

By hugging ice elemental monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245871
They go to the snowy mountains and invade the ice queen palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245871
That's a pretty cool Yeti. I'm expecting her to be drinking a Coca-Cola though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y6WA5yqPao

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245888
They want to cool down, not get stuck in deep snow and feel the Ice Queen's sadness in every snowflake

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245910
That's why she's presented with a ceremonial shota every summer. No one's sad with a cute little shota around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245871
Ice Wolf delinquents start hanging around the local Ice Rink, even though they don't ice skate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245910
Just tell her a joke or something. Maybe an ice pun.

[Anonymous No.]

Rata's mom has got some pretty big scoops for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245956
If i start running would she be able to catch me? She looks like she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245956
Welp.
My pants just got tighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245871
Is that yeti drinking a margarita in the snow? Sounds good right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245963
>Attempt one to seduce her daughter's co-worker has failed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245956
This is weapons grade sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245974
>...Commencing phase two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245973
It's summer for Yetis, no ice-cold blizzards this time of year, just sun and snow.

Not as many travelers getting caught out in snowstorms and such, so she can just kick back and relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245956
>in newspaper club
>go to club president ratatoskr's house to work on paper
>her mom comes out like that boobhatting and generally opening-pages-of-MILF-doujining you
>Her daughter leaves to go pick up supplies while you work on the paper
>Mamaskr reaches a hand down your pants and tells you she's about to give you the best story of your life
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17244912
>Your art will always be shit Anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245956
The [X]'s mom meme is really dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245975
It's weapons grade, alright.
Because that weight could kill someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245979
>Phase two: Obtain Anon's nuts and store them in your cheeks.

Or is that Chipmunks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245930
>go full Schwarzenegger Mr. Freeze with the ice puns
>she thinks they're hilarious since you're the first person to reach her and she's never heard this many ice jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245983
Freeze up like a true social outcast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245983
>Remove boobhat and turn around so you can explain you're not interested.
>As you do, notice her big, fluffy, cream-colored tail.
>Forget what you were about to say and ask if you can touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245983
Prepare to fill her pot with ink. This is going to be a juicy story alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245983
I don't like fatties that much, but damn her for being a milf. I'd make her ahegao on her daughter's bed even if she panics a bit with my sudden moves.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Snib still dead? Someone tell me when he's not dead, please. I haven't seen him in ages, so I hope he's not actually dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246034
Nah, he is still alive and kicking but barely draws anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246034
I want Polt to give my body a jolt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246034
Wasn't he here the other night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246034
Didn't Snib post yesterday? or the thread before this one? I remember him answering to some Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246034
>>17246041
>furry shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246040
>>17246042
>>17246045
I might've missed that, I've been busy over the weekend. Shame that he's drawing less. Was he taking commissions when he was around here?

>>17246041
Then get your running shoes on and prepare to see just how many miles it takes for your body to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246054
But furries look like shit. Polt actually looks cute. 10/10 wife material if you're not heretically unfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246072
>But furries look like shit.
>A furry actually looks cute.
Make up your mind dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that pasta/screencap of the Anubis "We Wuz Queens" green text?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246072
Furries can look cute but 99.99% of furry artists chose to make them look shit. Polt is that 0.01%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246072
A furry is a furry.
If it has a snout, it's out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245800
A bit late but yes, yes I do


Gonna cuddle that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246115
I guess it's just a case of west vs east. Almost universally, western furries are drawn with muzzles, and look pretty freaking uncanny and unappealing.
Polt doesn't really have that going for her. She's fluffy and has that dark texture like a dog's nose, but otherwise her face is basically human. Same shape, emotes the same way, etc.
She might be furry, but she's a world apart from capital "F" Furries and their creations as we know them.

Plus Crab draws her cute, and her personality is utterly to die for.

>>17246177
Good thing Polt doesn't have a snout, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245228
I wonder if people even remember how old that meme actually is. Bravo dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246182
A button nose counts, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246188
If it counts for you, that's fine. That's your opinion I'm not going to attempt to alter.
Personally, I don't mind it. It'd probably be even weirder in reality than other monster bits, but hey, it's 2d, so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246185
I want a Pharaoh to control me with God Voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246245
What about your free will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246250
Eh, I'm not really using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246245
I want a Pharaoh to step on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246182
Part of that problem is that the face of Furries™ in the west is basically the San Francisco gay community wearing throw rugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246250
Who needs free will when you have a delicious brown girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246188
http://imgur.com/a/jh1qJ

I've seen worse. They were basically turned into furries by what amounts to Skynet in order to 'preserve happiness' or some shit.

Nanomachines rewriting your DNA, Son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246268
Overwatch is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246264
Not to mention wearing gimp suits and diapers in public, and throwing soiled diapers on people's cars.

>>17246269
The prequel doujin to this was pretty damn fappable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246277
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246256
Gently or hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246277
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246255
There's more to life then getting ravished by the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246277
Well, yeah. But I can still appreciate the lewd art of Pharah.
It's like how I can fap to Ahri until I've lost several fluid ounces of semen, and I've never once actually considered owning LoL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246299
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246293
Gently, with hard words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246285
>Not to mention wearing gimp suits and diapers in public, and throwing soiled diapers on people's cars.
What the fuck? Seriously? Please tell me they got their asses kicked or at least some judicial punishment was handed down to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246299
I understand the words individually, but when you put them in a sentence in that particular order, they just lose all meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246309
Personally I like gently with gentle words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246269
It doesn't matter if you've seen worse, what matters is that everyone acknowledges Polt to being a furry.

And furries don't belong in a monster girl thread.

This is not nam, anon. There are rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246269
>They had to be genetically modified into furries so that they could be happy
What the fuck? Is it furry city or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246312
>in California
Hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246317
That's nice too, but I don't want to feel bad if I get a chance to turn the tables on her, sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246312
Not that I'm aware of, but I guess it could've happened.

https://imgur.com/a/qcPC8
>Load 102 more images

Also watch out, because one of them is an image of a furfag's literal gaping asshole. So enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246299
>There's more to life then getting ravished by the Pharaoh.
Of course there is anon.
>like oiling up pharaoh when she's sunbathing
>or giving pharaoh a foot massage after giving her weekly speech
>or being under pharaoh's desk when she's meeting with that stuffy Anubis head of state

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246306
>>17246315
You could live your own life and do what you want to do with your money and time instead of just being an exotic sexpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246336
But she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246301
>I've never once actually considered owning LoL
You can't 'own LoL,' LoL owns you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246318
>everyone
Well, no. If you think so, then enjoy your opinion I guess.
>There are rules.
Which are neither made or enforced by you. There doesn't happen to be one against posting Polt specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246318
>And furries don't belong in a monster girl thread.
Technically, Cait and Cu Sith exist in Monster Girl Encyclopedia. So they're maybe the two examples that do, if not just flat out ignored because of the inherent toxicity of the furry community because when it boils down to it one is a witch cosplaying as a cat furry and the other is an Unseelie fae.

>>17246325
Long story short there's a nuclear war and Skynet's kinky brother-in-law decides to turn humans into furries in order to perpetuate powering itself by fuck. Or something. Fuck if I actually read the plot to furry stuff outside of wondering why Japan is so fascinated with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246336
???
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246353
I wouldn't mind the sexy magic kumiho owning my soul and dick, but I don't think that counts as LoL actually owning me.
Why do trash games sometimes have to have such good character designs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246364
Honestly I don't understand how anyone can like the Caits because they're goddamn irritating little shits who deserve punting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246372
Because sexy/cool characters is how they get people to play their shit game in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246379
Caiths are like the obnoxious version of the Cheshire, instead of making you hatefuck them it's just hate all the way.

With the dog version i'm troubled though. I like how they can do all kind of smart shit like being scholars and such instead of just playing pet like the Kobold does. The snout fucking ruins it for me though, it's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246312
That would be oppressing them you racist homophobe literal hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246409
I never really cared about the snout thing myself. MGE's got weirder shit.
To each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246351
That's the problem. She can handle lots of things. Droughts, repealing the invasion forces of the Apophis, managing the budget, all the troubles that come with ruling a kingdom. But of course you have to come in and ruin that, because she can barely handle herself around her new consort. It's unseemly.

>>17246365
You can learn how to draw or program, or take a vacation, or get a nice job, or go to the bar on the weekend, or just play lots of video games instead of doing dirty things with some girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246379
Honestly, I'm pretty ambivalent about the Siths in MGE. If they're your thing, sure, why not. Go ahead, fuck the furries. But don't come in here and expect it to be the norm when it comes to fetishes, much like pushing a futa agenda and then acting like a dindu when the thread snaps back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246420
What about a tentacle forest where all the tentacles have dog snouts on the ends of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246435
I hate tentacles to begin with, so that one is kind of a foregone conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246423
How am I ruining things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246423
>You can learn how to draw or program, or take a vacation, or get a nice job, or go to the bar on the weekend, or just play lots of video games instead of doing dirty things with some girl.
I still don't follow you. Why would I want to do any of those things over spending time with a literal physical goddess? I guess I'd take a vacation with her, get a job to support us both, and learn to draw to capture her beauty on paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246412
Litsen, I'm cool with free speech and freedom of expression but there are some things that just need to be behind closed doors. Furshit is DEFINITELY one of those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246420
At first sight it doesn't bother me, but when i start to try and imagine how you are supposed to kiss something like that it confused my boner.

I mean, that shit isn't designed to be kissable to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246438
So what would your hypothetical opinion be on tentacles with no dog snouts, but all the tentacles have fur, the forest is really hot and humid, and all the tentacles are shedding like a summer husky?
Also sometimes you hear barking, but it's always behind you so you're never sure if the tentacles are actually making dog noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246458
I mean, there'd be similar challenges with Big Meaty Claws™ or shit like Chimera shoulder pads.
They are different, and sometimes unwieldy, but that's the monstrous part of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246468
They're still Tentacles at heart, so no.
Furred scylla-tentacles have been done before, with terrifying results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246364
And Polt is from a manga about monster girls, yet that does not stop her from being a furry. Whether or not you find her cute is irrelevant, Japanese and Western sites have different stipulations regarding what is and is not furry, simply because Japan does not care.

However, this is a western site. So furry shit stays out of monster girl threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246439
She was calm when the crops died and there was little food for the people to eat. She was able to deal with the crisis of the Great Earthquake. She dealt with the growing tensions with the nearest human nation. So then you come in and she's like a tittering schoolgirl. All that self control she had, gone.

Do you know how embarrassing it must be for her? To listen to some advisor prattle on about roads and trade routes when she wants to hoist you up on her lap and spend minutes interlocking her tongue with yours in a sloppy kiss instead? For her, who never used her powers selfishly, to use her Voice to make a man offer himself to her and worship her. For her, who prided herself on self-control and resistant, to spend her nights in passionate lovemaking sessions that she thought only existed in books.

All because some common man just had to steal her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246481
You can still hold hands with a Big Meaty Claws though. It's a little different, but mechanically the concept stays the same. With a snout though, there's no real angle of attack which works.

>>17246491
Are you talking about the fluffy scylla with the wolf heads? I like her design.
I think the same artist who drew that wolf harpy also did a few pictures of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246530
I think he's talking about that one doujin with a rather terrifying Ran transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246523
I very greatly doubt you have the power to affect anything like you seem to believe, unless you're trying to pretend you're the janitor or a moderator with your posting standards schtick. Here's your last (You), so I suggest you use it wisely and fuck off before they actually delete this because we're getting off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246530
>Are you talking about the fluffy scylla with the wolf heads?
No, I mean this.
Mostly it's the content of its related work that went wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246530
>With a snout though, there's no real angle of attack which works.
It seems like it would work well enough if you just cocked your head a bit.
Man, this is a weird thing to think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246524
I have done nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a super soft oni and a super muscled cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246523
>Japanese and Western sites have different stipulations regarding what is and is not furry, simply because Japan does not care.
It's not different stipulations between the East and West, it's literally two different things. Japanese don't have furries as we know it, they have kemono, which has none of the autism western furries are plagued with, and is the closest category Polt fits into.
>However, this is a western site. So furry shit stays out of monster girl threads.
That makes no sense at all. This site (barring a few boards, which don't factor into this discussion) and this thread is for discussing aspects of Eastern culture. We wouldn't be discussing western furries anyway, and Polt isn't even from anything western, so what you said doesn't apply to her at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246535
>>17246540
Oh, huh. I think I saw the cover of this a few months ago, but never really got around to reading it due to the lack of translation. Was it a vore doujin? I feel like this one had a vore tag, which is probably another reason I skipped it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246572
Yes
Yes it was.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246556
I want an average looking dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246609
But they're booooooring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246611
Won't stop me from loving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246559
Agreed.

We hate furries as a fandom-due to their autism-not as a concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246556
>Oni's sensitive about her soft frame due to a leg injury that left her unable to properly work.
>Her fat breasts are the sorest spot for her since they're proportional to her body and so would make a Holstaur blush.
>On the other side, the Cheshire is super boastful and flirty, taking every opportunity to show off as much of her curvy sculpted body as possible.
>Nothing could take the fat out of a Cheshire's ass though, and a single slap can send tantalizing ripples across it.
You'd better be ready to impregnate those fine ladies anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
Who my waifu is is always changing since I can't ever settle on one girl, so I just save every piece of good MG artwork I like. There's too many to count at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246708
They aren't your waifu then, just girls that you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246708
Dude, just get a Bicorn or a Nurarihyon and then brace yourself to please all your waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246707
Without a doubt.

Would pin that oni down so she can relax during it, or maybe do it from behind so I can grab and fondle her chest, and that cheshire is going to be doing some reverse cowgirl till she's pregnant, that ass must be used.

Threesomes would be mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246723
The Cheshire would probably enjoy teasing both of you.
Just imagine her smugly grinning while squeezing the Oni's tits together.
Just imagine her teasing the Oni's nipples while oiling up her breasts and telling you to hurry up and stick your dick between them.
Just imagine her using the Oni's breasts to make you cum over and over again as the Oni quickly becomes a giggly cum drunk from all the loads you spray into her mouth and all over her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246729
The 'breast' end right there, although I'd also need to make use of the cheshires rear in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>furries
>tentacles
We should just go full circle and disscuss alps. I like that you can protect them and toss them around like a chew toy.
unless you want a huge alp to do that to you before amazon positioning you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246722
I only want one waifu though

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246731
I hate you so much, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246750
And I want to say puns till even that muscled cheshire hatefucks me.

Truely, a 'cat'astrophic end is the one I seek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246733

Then get a shapeshifter.

Doppelganger is the obvious choice, but a mindflayer could probably mindfuck you in to seeing her as anything, and Nightmares can also be anything in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246731
Well the Oni's going to want to retaliate against the Cheshire for teasing her like that.
She'll just pin the Cheshire to the ground so she can't squirm away as you ravage that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246556
Well here's your Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246776
Yep, best part about her being heavy.

Going to make use of that ass till she ahegos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246783
I'm fine with that, although I imagined her a bit softer about the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246034
I'm just a spooky ghost atm but I'll be alive soon. And sorry Anon, no commissions yet, but I'm hoping to get back in to the groove after I finish an irl gig. If all goes well I can focus on qts in a week or two o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246788
From all that sake she's drinking, she's bound to get a pudgy beer belly down the line.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she really a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246783
Thats a big oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246794
Well that's nice.

Gonna grope that pudge when she wakes up in the morning with a hangover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246797

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246797
Onis are pretty big.

They have to be, for when they come down from the mountains and raid villages for alcohol and men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17245674
2,075 looking at my folder, all split between 61 folders to keep nice and organized

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246808
These onis are getting to me. Im getting red fever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246795
>her hands are just puppets
Does she even realize that just makes it easier to molest her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246833
Do you want to be carried off by a big, strong Red Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246834
Until she shoots them at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246841
Damn! I knew i was being bamboozled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246840
>5'7
It wouldn't be that hard for her to do it kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246841
>tfw you battle a Monster Girl who launches Cait Siths and Cu Siths from her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246841
Those little dogs are anatomically correct.
makes me wonder where her hands were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246732
I want to take one to the pool to see what kind of swimsuit they'll wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246874
Who dis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246872
If I remember correctly, they're like normal 'puppets' until fired. You can see it in that image, they leave the magic ring and go normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Womb tattoos give me an unhealthy desire to heavily impregnate the MG

help

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246880
La Pucelle from Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku

It's an anime from last winter season where megucas die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246874
Stage 1 would wear a one piece
Stage 2 would wear a bikini
Stage 3 would wear a baggy shirt to hide those gigantic children feeders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246893
>Stage 3 alp in nothing but a baggy T-Shirt and panties.

I want this.

I would make this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246900
Shialebeoufdoit.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246893
>Pushing stage 3 alps into the water
>Hearing them "kyaa" followed by the splash
>Their baggy t-shirts are now clinging to their curves that they tried to hide
>The whiter the t-shirts are the more of their skin gets exposed as it gets wet
>Sabbath brand(TM) rapidly dissolving t-shirts
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246756
Man, Flayers would be so fucking great if they were just easier to trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246909

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246904
Would take a stage two and ravage that ass till she's sporting hips fit for a brood mother, a chest that rivals a holst, and an ass that I could rest things on like a shelf.

Could deal with the rest of her later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246887
That succubutt looks too hot for me. The amounts of loads I would dump into her are off the charts.

[Anonymous No.]

Best part of alps is cuddles. They know what a man needs because they needed it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246905
Are alps triangles? [ spoiler]because they're ACUTE.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246887
Jesus Christ. I would willingly prick myself with at least thirty manticore spikes and lock ourselves in our house for a week straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246945
Goddammit Punanon, are you still at it? Don't make me call the fun police.

[Anonymous No.]

/y/ needs to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246909
If you already trust them, they don't have much to customize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246952
Those are a bunch of sour faced anubi aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246963
I want to teach those Anubi the true meaning of fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246972
No you fool!
Then they'll just be better at their job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246963
Do they all wear nazi uniforms? Or are they in riot gear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246977
Riot gear with little ear triangles in the helmets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246982
That's too cute. I wonder if it's considered assault if I just go and give one of them a hug and a headpat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17246905
It'd be great if they didn't even realize how sexy they had become by stage 3
>she's helping you wash your car, giving the hood a good scrubbing
>her soaked monster mammaries swing beneath her, hypnotizing you, and soon enough she catches you looking
>she cluelessly asks what you're staring at, but you say it's nothing
>she shrugs it off and goes back to washing, leaning over the car to reach a tough spot
>she's pressing her tits against the car and giving you a view of her cleavage so good, your eyes almost pop out of your head

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for muscled kunoichi.

Their movements are mysterious, their goals unknown.

What dastardly acts could they be planning in secret?

They certainly couldn't be exchanging tips on how to be cute could they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247007
Only if you don't buy her lunch or the equivalent meal afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247009
Gentlemen. I have an AMAZING idea:
>an all-Alp bikini car wash

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247009
I'd tell her to use her tits to increase the surface area of her scrubbing

I'd also bend her over the hood and take her right there, preferably in an area where many cars would pass by and honk at us when they see the display

[Anonymous No.]

>Alps being unironically discussed
This place is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Somethings off about this Cheshire. What could cause one to act like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247012
>buy her lunch
Nigga, I'd take her out for a day/night on the town! I'd take her shopping, she'd finally get that nice dress she was saving up for, then I'd take her to her favorite cafe and subsequent more shopping, then we'd do an early dinner by the beach followed by walking barefoot/paw on the sand until we'd find some place solitary and quiet and stargaze while holding hands and talking about our futures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247017
The best.
Bend her over, use that ass, and get her groaning while she achieves full heart pupil.

>>17247009
That it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247022
She sees your dick and it's considerably larger than she anticipated.
She'll still take it to the hilt with her mouth though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247020
Hey, its arguably better then most of the memes this place spews out sometimes. Certainly beats out stretchy meat that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247023
Sounds nice.

Just don't have too much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy Barb dragons, making me a scale slut! I want to MERE them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247022
You can actually read the doubt on her face. That's the doubtful smug smile of someone who caused severe damage to a person through her pranks.

I hope she gets over her trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247022
>Goodness, that's a lot of armor you are wearing Sir Knight, overcompensating for something perhaps?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247032
I don't know if that's doubt

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247034
>Implying he isn't compensating for all the scars he has under that steel.

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>>17247032
I want a Cheshire to stay by my side after one of her pranks accidentally ruins my life and makes me paranoid of the outside world.

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>>17245235
>Remember that Victoria wanted to corrupt the entirety of Nostrum into dragons
Dragons for everyone!

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>>17247037
>"Heeeey cutie~ Wanna come with me and have a little fun~?"
>"I know a nice quiet place we could go to "cuddle"~"

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>>17247037
The way shes buckling and rubbing her legs together is the best. Please stop being dead, onitengu. Your services are necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247051
Truly the best in titty monsters.

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>>17246268
i need to molest those feet

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>>17246840
how big we talkin here?

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>>17247051
I'd bet she'd love to get on her knees in some isolated alley and give her lover some standing paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247064
No alley is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not in season!

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>>17247037
That Cheshire is in heat!

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>>17247030
Strangely, I don't like Dragons but I like Barb Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247070
That's alright, I like my meat a little tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247030
MERE FEMALE LIZARD!

[Anonymous No.]

Have you rolled yourself a waifu in fgo yet? Yandere snek is rollable btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247069
Just imagine her mewing and cooing as you cum between her fat cat tats over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombie Girl problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hAsCY_Za9g

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>>17247030
Not sure if her legs have decoration or scales.

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>>17247079
Why would I play a shitty mobile game of a series I have never had interest in?

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>>17247070
Gonna spook that cute monoblos with a loud boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247079
I already have a shitty mobile game stealing my attention

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>>17247079
Do they finally have an official english release?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247097
Five bucks says it's that shitty Fire Emblem one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247100
In that case, you owe me five bucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247091
Waifus and gambling

>>17247098
Yes, they give free quartz and roll until 31 july

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247101
I was never going to pay you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247079
No matter how hard I tried I couldn't get Jannu, but at least I got Herc and Emiya.

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>>17247079
>fate

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>>17247072
Mother of God!

Why haven't we explored this concept yet? All the Beast type monsters are supposed to go into heat at some time, right?

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>>17247109
>Those Breasts
Please no, i just fapped.

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>>17247123
>Why haven't we explored this concept yet?
It's been explored in the past, it's just criminally underutilized.

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>>17247079
I can't deal with any more Jannus.

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>>17247072
Now is the time to strike! Bully the Bullycat!

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>>17241954
muy bien

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>>17247131
How on earth does one bully a Cheshire in heat? They'd go into overdrive.
You couldn't so much as move without running into yet another conveniently placed part of her.

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>>17247123
I like to imagine most girls go into estrus. It's fun to imagine a starved dragon going ZD levels o rape or trying to hold back the urge.

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>>17247121
It's fine. It has mofu.

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>>17247135
The only way to bully a MG in heat is to sneakily put a chastity belt on them.

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>>17247135
They probably can't teleport easily in heat, or turn invisible.

Also their ability to make smug, witty retorts is hampered by the fact that they're doubled over and dripping.

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>>17247079
This is my first gatcha and I have no clue what any of it means other than "Stheno looks like the best roll here because she's the only one with 4 stars" and "FUCK YES I GOT MEDEA AND LANCER"

http://i.imgur.com/r57JmF8.jpg

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>>17247170
>Can't use her best tricks when she needs them most
Man, we talk shit about the Chief God but Mother Nature is a bitch.

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>>17247156
>5*
>1%
Good luck getting her

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>>17247190
Also I got a CG Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any way to justify getting a daki pillow? If I could just get the pillow, the cover would be comparatively discrete to deal with.

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>>17247217
Uh, just walk into a furniture store and buy a big pillow.

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>>17247170
All she needs to do is teleport onto your face and she's good.

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How will you and your waifu decorate your new home together? Rustic or modern? Cozy or open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247246
>Tries to teleport onto Anon's face.
>Doesn't get far enough.
>Falls flat on her fat cat ass.

Silly cat.

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>>17247192
I got her twice when rerolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247267
Alternatively, she teleports too far and now you have a very horny catbackpack.

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>>17247248
Soft and cozy, and full of glowing amber eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door at 7 in the morning on a Sunday
>Your Shoggoth maid soothes you back to sleep before answering the door and devouring them

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>>17247316
>implying you would even hear the knock
>implying your "house" has not been relocated to the elder world

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>>17247330
She's only been on the job a few days, anon.

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>>17247316
She could probably do both simultaneously. I would hope she simply informs them this a Chaos household though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>17247316
>>17247330
And suddenly I'm imagining a porn version of that Hausu movie

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>>17247316
>Wanting a murderer for a wife
>Wanting someone who murders innocent (even if mildly annoying) people
>Wanting someone who eats their victims and assimilates them into their flesh
>Wanting to stick your dick in proxy-dead bodies
You know, this all could've been avoided with a "Do Not Disturb" sign, or simply having your maid say "Not interested, please go away."

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/FTFaQTP2
NSFW Mershark story. Kinda long. Constructive criticism welcomed.

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>>17247388
You should add tags.

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>>17247316
>Be Jehova's Witness
>Wanted to chill at church and stuff, thought I could avoid being sent house to house but my luck was shit
>Know well how people hate Jehova's Witnesses who go door to door
>Know how bad it's gonna go
>Whatever, decide to get it over with to not piss off my superiors, hope people just tell me to fuck off or straight up not answer so this can end as quickly as possible
>Knock on first house
>Stephen King's The Mist answers
>[YOU DIED]

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Where can i find bob artwork? Yes i am curious about his dragon artwork