/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21262816
Boof

>>20562013
Red Onis are the strongest!

>>17246833
Do you want to be carried off by a big, strong Red Oni?

>>16572340
Onis are for coming down from the mountains to raid for food, alcohol and single men.

>>15878674
>You will never visit a bar in a mountain town, run by a retired Oni Warrior.
>As you work your way through a 2 litre clay jug of her home-made sake, the smallest size for an Oni, she re-tells her glory days.
>Starting off as a no-good mountain bandit, raping and pillaging several Human villages, before being defeated by a band of adventurers.
>After the fight the Human Paladin leader extended a mailed gauntlet and asked her to join them in redemption for her lawless ways.
>From there she traveled the world with them, beating up bad guys with her kanabo, saving the day from countless villains and monsters.
>You think she stretches the truth at times, like the how she suplexed a Dragon, or took on a legion of the Undead blindfolded, but you just like to listen to her boast.

>>14479361
Onis are made for fighting and winning!

>>14346153
I want to walk into the Screaming Shota, the roughest bar in Monster Girl City filled with scary looking Onis, Minotaurs, and all sorts of dangerous thugs, and politely ask for a non-alcoholic beverage.

>>14072787
>Work at a MG retirement home in MGC as a part-time job.
>A lot more safer than most jobs, MGs here are too old to be too dangerous.
>Currently pushing a scary-looking Red Oni in a wheelchair, most of her muscles have withered away, and she rambles on about her 'colorful' youth.
>"You ever kill someone with your bare hands before boy? I have 36 times. The trick is to shove your fingers into their neck, behind their windpipe and tear it out."
"That's nice, ma'am."
>"Tch, arrogant brat, no one teach you to respect your elders? If I was younger I'd whack you upside the head for being smart with me like that."
"That's nice, ma'am."
>She lets out a growl and digs her fingers into the arms of her wheelchair as you turn into her room.
>Help her into her bed, which takes a good amount of effort, she's still pretty big.
>Spy something shining under her pillow.
>Reach under it and pull out a flask.
"You know you're not allowed to drink, you've remembered to take your pills right?"
>"I've taken my damn pills, and I'm as dry as a fucking bone, what's an Oni without a drink, huh?! Damn punk..."
>She drifts quickly off to sleep.
>Look at the picture she has on her bedside table.
>It's an old black and white photo, some kind of adventuring party, you quickly recognize her towering over everyone at the back, she certainly was pretty strong back then, hefting an iron kanabo the size of man.
>There's a chuuni-looking Apophis with a sword and short hair, a genki mouse girl thief, some old wizard with an impressive beard and some faceless, handsome young man with generic-looking leather armor and a sword and shield.
>Things must have been much different back then, simpler even.

Such is life in Monster Girl City.

>"Ooga booga, where the bishies at?"

>>13422366
I want to learn from the wise Oni High Priestess how to get ripped as fuck and party like no one's ever partied before.

>"Hey bozo! Who do I gotta rape to get a jug of sake around here?!"

>>13278079
Whatever you say traitor-kun.

>>13156118
>That embarrassing moment when an Oni catches you mirin'.

>>13073328
>"Tch, you're lucky you've got those beans, punk."
>"Next time I'll grab the rest of my sisters and we'll show you where you can shove 'em."
>She walks off, her 'Hell's Onis' biker vest disappearing into view as she turns her back on you.

You fucked up Anon. You fucked up bad.