A /jp/ro and a /b/tard walk into a thread.
"Niggers lol", says the /b/tard.
"Epic," replies the /jp/ro "simply epic."
While the /b/ro greentexts about fapping to his own mom, our /jp/ro has latched onto someone who mentioned homosexuality in jest and is relating back his experiences with being gay and asking probing questions in an attempt to build a rapport with anyone who will listen.
Hours pass. Our /b/ro has long since left. Our /jp/ro on the other hand, has long since derailed the thread with his bullshit, having roped an /a/ro into conversation. The /jp/ro couldn't care less if the guy was from reddit, since he NEEDS to blog.
They sympathize with each other on things that are completely trivial, but to them it means the world.
Everyone lurking hides their posts.
Some even tell them to shut the fuck up.
This is quickly deflected by the /jp/ro. "no bully" is his battlecry, no capitalization showing his feigned indifference. (At least, in any other human it would be feigned, but /jp/ro's are notoriously incapable of introspection and may not feel shame.)
A third poster arrives. All of them are posting anonymously, but our /jp/ro divulges so much information he might as well use his Steam name.
That's the place where our third poster recognizes him from, after all.
The circlejerk intensifies. Time becomes strange. It's unknown how long it goes on for, but the thread eventually dies of natural causes despite being the furthest thing from "Otaku Culture" on the board at the time.
You see, the /jp/ro is so good at playing the victim and acting like he is somehow in the right with his rhetoric and formal appearance fools the janitor completely, every time without fail.
With the death of the thread, he logs onto some social networking site.
What happens after that is unknown, but you can be sure it was shitty!
Anyway, stop posting outside of 4chan, morons. You fucking bring your stink with you and shit up everything.