/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45078874
Noodle incident?

>>45078874
I think she would be a fox

>>45078874
Must be Moriya Shrine's doing. She could have become a frog too.

>>45078874
>Touhou shit in the OP
so is someone gonna make a proper thread soon?

>>45078891
Anon, don’t start with your shit

Losing to the cock before it was cool.

>>45078891
Try harder, unlike the shit tards like you tried to push with the shitpost thread OPs, 2hu is relevant to the board

MERE
FEMALE
LIZARDS

I want to cum inside nigger elves.

Someone mentioned being bought by a wight, a wight would literally make you putty in her claws. She would own you in mind body and soul after a few days. Seriously imagine her holding you right on the edge of orgasm with just her pinky, in front of her fellow aristocrats, making you proclaim that you're hers forever, and making you cum so hard you faint

>>45079005
Understandable

>>45078983

>>45078878
The snoodle incident.
Snake Noodle

Caturday, so here's the best cat.

>>45079005
>Creating a bunch of half dark elves with chips on their shoulders

>It's getting late and I'm supposed to be editing my writing but i'm just looking at pictures of elves instead.
Help

>>45079114
dont look at elves then

>no condoms? I'll just pull out
Lol
Lmao

>>45079114
Oh shut up Alp you're always talking about writing and never doing it

>>45079096
Isn’t this the manga where she is freed from the shitty events that happened to her and is now living in our world somehow.

>>45079142
Yup, she gets isekai'd before her loss, saved from the bad end and gets to enjoy a peaceful life with a human guy.

>>45079014
The claw attack is powerful but ultimately wights are a one trick pony. Liches are far more dangerous to an experienced adventurer.

>>45079123
how?
>>45079136
I didn't even know Alp was still around. Well, that's good to hear.

>>45079090
S-Tier Kots
>Cheshire
>Manticore
A-Tier Kots
>Jinko
>Nekomata
>Ocelomeh
>Sphinx
B-Tier Kots
>Werecat
C-Tier Kots
>Cait Sith
TL; DR - Jinkos are very good; but they are not best kots.

>>45079193
Sure he's around, making tiny little stories about tiny little fairies and whatever

>>45079175
I want to make babies with the dead

Stop prank calling

>>45079389
Monster tits...

>>45079135
The ideal youkai status.

>>45079408
Yes

Monster pregnancy erotic

>>45079005
Why?

In the end, you are nothing but a mere mammal.

>>45079434
Yus.

>>45079014

Always wondered how a batcat would react to an anon just straight up not caring that she's gonna "eat him alive"
I like to think it would shock her into cuddle mode

>>45079496
At least I exist.

>>45079511
I was looking for this greentext thank you fren
>>45079496
God I wish a malef would mere me so bad

>>45079496
tickle correction

>>45079496
How to make people depressed.

>>45079533
Batcats reduced to mere lapcats

>>45079545
What is the point of existance if we can never be united with our monster wives? If you ask me, existing is more of a detriment than a positive.

Do your research, be prepared and always get a good insurance before adopting a dragon.
You don't want your dragon daughter to accidentally burn down your house.

>>45079575
imagine not adopting every monster you see

>>45079597
What happens if you adopt a hag?

>>45079603
BEST END

>>45079114
keep calm and elf

Which hag would (You) go for? Upper class hag, or creepy swamp hag?

>>45079496
Sure, but my offspring with the evil dragon queen will rise above even her one day. So who really wins in the end?

>>45079661
Creepy swamp hag of course, she looks like she knows how to have fun.

>>45079661
ojou-sama hags have a special charm

>>45079661
>>45079680
Bog witch ain't creepy, she's cute. And I agree that she looks like she knows how to have fun.

>>45079506
What DF mod is this

Fuck I hate desert levels

>>45079781
hell levels fucking suck too.

>>45079781
I really like critters and mobs in those levels

>>45079774
Looks like EraTohoTW. Text-based, slice of life, panty stealing, time stop shenanigans game in Gensoyko. There's a thread here on /jp/.

>>45079781
Some good girls in there tho. Choco snakes, Choco elves, choco scorpions, choco cats...
choco dogs...
not undeads tho, desert undeads kinda suck

>>45079661
>>45079661
both, it would be fun to see them interact with each other

>>45078874
ZUN should make a collab with MGQ

You should make a collab with a noose.

>>45079850
but why ciruno is so serious?

>>45079434
Beware! Youkai will use all manner of tricks!

>>45079865
>saved a bunch of lizards this week
oh no...

hellwan love

>>45078874

Calling a loli wight cute while playing with her lewd body and seeing her cover her blushing purple face with her hands

>>45079876
>All the bugs you've saved by letting them back outside
>Cleaning up litter by plants or flowers or just taking care of them in general.
>Leaving food out for stray animals
Uh oh.

I wish I had a monster to watch scary movies with and cuddle up to when I get scared
Better yet, have the scary girl come out of the tv to cuddle and then drag me back in with her to cuddle forever and ever

>>45080067
>save a crow
>nurse it back to health and let it go
>week later the ultra dork is on your couch

>>45079865
The fiends.

ded hours

>>45080253
good

War cancelled caturday

>>45080293
War were declared.

>>45080271
Cute bunnyhops

>>45080253
My favorite

>>45080319
people don't want you to know this but you can just dress up zombies in cute outfits

>>45080319
Must fill little undead girls with life

>>45080328
imma dress 'em like porcelain dolls with their frilly dresses and floofy skirts

>>45080319
>>45080334
I want to impregnate loli corpses

>>45080328
You can even give them silly hats.

i turn the monster into the wide monster.

>>45080328
>try to dress up your zombies
>they only want to wear your shirts

These jemima's witnesses are getting pretty pushy.

Man, I sure hope I won't end up as the only boy in a mage academy populated entirely by dark mages. Haha.

>>45080089
>Ghost girl crawls out of the TV
>Immediately overwhelms you by making out and having sex with you.
>It goes on for what feels like hours
>A silent gaze is cast upon your exhausted body
>She scoops you up and presses you very closely to herself.
>You shiver involuntarily at just how cold her body is.
>But its soft, very soft.
>The grip she has on you reaffirms that there is no escape even if you weren't worn out.
>She carries you back through the TV
>And just like that you were never seen again.
>When your apartment was investigated, they found it mostly empty
>Save for your TV, VHS player and the tape contained within.
>The tape made its way around, as it always has
>But when people play it? It's just a nature scene with a house being the focus, in full color.
>Sometimes, a nicely dressed man and woman walking around or talking can be seen.
>They look very happy together.

>>45080428
i'd be the resident muscle mage

What MGs would be in that conspiracy theory meme image where everyone is danging something on a piece of string to manipulate the person below them?

>>45080428

>>45080428
maybe i can drop out

>>45080469
Lilim, Nuki, Wurm, malef

>>45080469
Wurms would be at the very top, followed by danukis.

>>45080428
magic is for nerds, all i need is wurm milk and eggs and heavy rocks to lift

>>45080328
Good

>>45080500
No, no. Danuki are the Jews in this imageso they're only on the second rung, dangling burgers or stretchy anime meat for whatever species represents the average joe (Weresheep or Zombie). Above them is the Sabbath representing the Illuminati, and above that is the Great Devourerer going mweep

>>45080518
What's her plan? Make the Sabbath eat their veggies, or keep them for herself?

>>45080641
do they not teach elves sex ed?
it would explain a few things

>>45080617
Subtle is the plan, too subtle for one little worm to properly formulate. Only when gathered in a group, dancing in a conga-line, can the true plan be revealed.

im going to dress up my undead like dolls with frilly dresses and cute bonnets and all

Eat boar, drink wine, no chesh by my side but it's a good night for an aspiring knight

>>45080674
They learn dancing? Cute, Greenworms never stop to impress.

>>45080722
It do be like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOtEAfc6k8

>>45080732
A coordinated attack on Anon's veggie garden

muscle monsters

>>45080732
>>45080755
Anon must be a full time farmer if so many are coming to visit.

>>45078874
A monstergirl Touhou fangame would be rad

>>45080641
You didn't take my 'GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT' invantations into account, elf!

What if World of Horror, but Monster Girls?

>>45080808
What if Burger Time, but with Monster Girls?

>>45080808
monsters are not very good at being scary

>>45080808
>Eh-Żhal, the Inconceivable Sadness becoming the ultimate rival to Bogeys

>>45080807
OH NOOOOOOO

>>45080826
shoggy is pretty spooky

You wanna get high?

>>45080849
she's just a little purple lady with big love

>>45080807
Hashihime should be breedable though.

>>45080831
What's Something Truly Evil?

>>45080868
human

>>45080798
Wakasagihime needs a fangame for herself.

>>45080373
But Anon, people will mistake your wife and daughter for sisters. And the thousands of years old unmarried undead girls will despair extra hard when they see how young your wife is.

>>45080868
Funkytown

Is it true that a monster girl shouting "GET ME PREGNANT, GET ME PREGNANT" and a human man shouting "GET PREGNANT, GET PREGNANT" in near unison maximizes the pregnancy chance?

>>45081098
Guarantees octuplets.

>>45081109
On normal monsters
Do not do this on foxes, hellhounds, kots, or batcats.
It'll go into double digits

>>45081109
What happens with mgs that usually lay more than one egg? Do you just get 16+ daughters? We're going to get overrun by insects.

would you like an english troll or a latina one?

>>45081161
I'll try on a Jinko to do my part.

>>45081182
I want a swedish one

>>45081161
That explains the high spawn rates in certain wilderness zones and abandoned shrines.

>>45080849
Sharing dna with Miss Shog is nice.

>>45081317
It's Mrs. Shog now.

your mamono will end up as a cow

>>45079496
trying to mere a malef but everything you do to her just makes her smugger

>>45081456
oh no?

>>45081456
I'm okay with that.
https://files.catbox.moe/s5etr0.jpg

>>45081499
imagine the forced breastfeeding

>>45081456
I can live with that.

Do Angels and Valkyries actively hate Dark Angels and Dark Valkyries or is it more like being disappointed in a family member?

>>45081456
oh no

>>45081553
if you didn't notice angels aligned to the chief god are kind of uptight

>>45081456
We deserve such cruel fate.

>>45081456
>Kej cow
Oh boy

>>45081456
my wurm wife is half holst

>>45081456
>Jincow
>Cowshire
>Cowkimora

All of my yes.

Birds are descendants of dinosaurs. And dinosaurs were reptiles. So technically birds are reptiles.

All the more reason to accept that black harpy's marriage foil

>>45081469
Hard Bodied Cow. Harder Faster SUCK ME SUCK ME EAT ME RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRtYaYkh74o

>>45081716
jubjub supremacy

>>45081716
They're all are descendants of fish.

It's lilim pit time.
To the death if you don't catch the water bottles thrown down at you.

>>45081173
>dragon laying 8 eggs at once
poor girl won't be able to stand up for a week afterwards

>>45081764
Black harpy > jubjub

Both are great, don't get me wrong. But Black harpies are better.

>>45081469
Dog milk!

>>45081716
i just woke up to see this fucking bird on m chest and a broken window
I think the fuck not, till she either fixes its or gives me money for it

>>45081839
It lasts longer than any other kind of milk.

>>45081818
i like the contrast of the tyrant lizard next to the jub

>>45081852
no,it dont

>>45081852
Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of Marylebone jelly.

>>45081852
Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrow bone jelly.

Hi everyone, it's dogfaced. I'm back with the first half of my latest story.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/51182023/chapters/129323473

This one features a proud warrior ocelomeh, an eccentric explorer mad hatter, and a few others.

It's set after the portals open. A hiker gets the opportunity to explore the demon realms, but under the guidance of two monster tour guides. He isn't happy about the arrangement and the two monsters love a bit of hunting, so they decide to make a game out of it. He gets a headstart to adventure by himself, but after that they will be hot on his tail.
Can he evade the sharp senses of an ocelomeh and the sharper cunning of a mad hatter, or will he fall victim to their skills?
Hope you give it a read.

>>45081887
I immediately surrender to jungle cat thighs.

>>45081887
Fucking finally. Been looking forward for this one for ages.

>>45081887
Holy moly thats a big one

>>45081894
a tale as old as time

>>45081950
Time to infuse my bloodline with the lineage of powerful jungle cat warriors.

Reminder that Monsters are weak to human cuisine.

What's the fertility rate of the royal monster realm?

>>45081991
i think the demon lord might skew the data set singlehandedly

>>45081887
Gotta remember to check it out when I'm in a more reading mood.
>>45081915
Damn, you're not kidding, 38,943.

>>45081974
Foxes and Wans Lose All Sense of reason when exposed to American Hamburgers. About the only thing that can stop a beastgirl who has tasted a burg is sex.

>meanwhile on 4mon
>"how do i make a human to stop screaming and pleading for mercy?"
>"no rape related answer, consent is important to me."

>>45082096
mindbreaks good for the ol' factory reset

>>45082096
imagine some monster on 4mon telling others how to summon human boys

>>45082128
looks like the price of gpus are about to soar again.

>>45082128
>I took the Human World potion at 3AM and SUMMONED A HUMAN!!! (Not Clickbait!) [REAL]

>>45082128
>Depending on the summon different materials must be used
>Some respond to Mt. Dew, Some really powerful wizards require something called a GPU a strange metal box comprised of metal and sand heated to create a type of glass, they really like those
>Others will respond to the summons with a simple offering of a home cooked meal

>>45082182
i'd be the weirdo who would be summoned with an offering of a sword and some drawing supplies

>>45082193
I don't need much, I'd respond to Mt Dew or Food, Maybe Nicotine.

>>45082231
whore, and the sword will need not to be unwieldy and able to cut and thrust

>>45082128
>>45082182
>breast milk summon challenge (gone sexual)

>>45081887
holy shit an ocelomeh story

>>45082247
theyre just gonna buy a 10$ mass produced hunk of junk that got shipped in from the mist continent. because they know that youre gonna appear anyway to berate the absolute insult of a weapon they've used as a catalyst.

>>45081456
I'm telling you man, there's something strange about cows. It's like they're inevitable or something. As if there were some shadow Moo Lord behind the Demon Lord, rewriting the setting and now all monstergirls aren't just half succubus, half original monster, they're like 45% succubus, 45% monster and a hidden 10% cow.

>can't rape the willing

>>45082305

>>45082305
still going to be saying that after the 10th nut? she isn't slowing down

>>45082301
This is just miss lim choosing the optimal milk production setting for lots of babies. She really needs to pump those monster numbers up after all, to complete her grand spell.

>>45082305
>want to rape man
>rape man
>he starts getting into half way through
>can no longer rape man
the hellhound paradox

>>45082317
There's only so much you can do even with the willing.

>>45082317
As long as every single one is inside her and she has the kegal strength to keep it all locked inside.

Haha imagine posting a vocaroo of you crying on 4mon

>>45082301
All monsters shall awaken to their inner cow eventually.

Fuck Druella

>>45082347
Now the hags are crying, are you happy?

>>45082347
>>45082442
And banshees get turned on and respond with their own cries

>>45082300
all they gonna get is my dirty sock

>>45082437
You fool, that's what she wants!

>>45082321
>Milk is a natural aphrodisiac
>It restores vigour and vitality
>It can be innate, due to pregnancy or artificially induced
Forget mamono mana, mamono milk is the true perpetual motion machine.

>>45082510
MILK CYCLE

Nerd!

what monsters like braindamaged alcoholic creatives that like to write

>>45082128
>tfw you wake up in the typical 4mon femcel's basement, what would you see

>>45082530
INFINITE ENERGY
NONE CAN STOP IT
THE LAST STAR WILL BLINK OUT OF EXISTENCE, AND THE UNIVERSE WILL GO COLD
BUT THE MILK CYCLE WILL REMAIN
AND IT IS DELICIOUS, WITH HINTS OF STRAWBERRY

Why are Dwarves so much better then Elves?

>>45082541
All of them anon, you just need to find the right one.
It's Leanan Sithe

>I used to be with it, then they changed what "it" was.
>Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

Cats are taking a nap. Post dogs

>>45081887
Instructions unclear surrendered to taco cat.

>>45082585
beeg puppy

>>45082562
busty dwarves are normal.
Busty elves are hags.

>>45078874
Always blame Eirin’s weird new drug

>>45082647
>Busty elves are hags.
Yes, and?

>>45082696
Virgin hags are losers.

Can we please stop calling older monsters hags? It feels mean and I don't like it very much. It would probably hurt their feelings, and I dont think anyone wants that.

Give me a small and lithe elf to grope and tease about her itty bitty titties.

>>45082562
Would you rather drink a Red Rock Blaster or a Leaf Lover's Special?

>>45082585
Dogs are for heavy petting.

Post your favorite black harpy pics please!

Xxxra

>>45082778
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg

>>45082788
That's lewd!

how you feeling tonight, anon? any interesting thoughts? any lewd ones about monster girls?

>>45082816
And it's the best!

>>45082756
What do you think would happen if you went to a Dwarven tavern and ordered a Leaf Lover's Special?

>>45082825
Pretty good. My sportsball team is set to play here in a few minutes, defending an undefeated season.

>>45082833
Debatable. Personally I'm more into younger more slender ladies

>>45082778

>>45082825
thinking about dressing up my undead minions in frilly dresses

>>45082825
Thinking about drawing cat.
Actually will draw cat. Just not tonight.

>>45082562
If dwarves are so great, why don't you post more pictures of them? Huh?

Also, speaking on the rivalry between dwarves and elves, I must point out that the opposite of Love isn't Hate, it's Apathy. Elves and dwarves are two sides of the same coin, both proud, cultured, noble and wise, though they derive these principles from somewhat different areas, they are, fundamentally, not that different at all. At the end of the day, though I am a monogamous man, I firmly believe that the role of Man is to join these two in loving matrimony, let man be the face to the elven bosom, and the loins to the dwarven bosom, let us bridge the hearts of these two lovely races of women.

And should fate find me in this very predicament, I'll just have to grow a second heart to give.

>>45082867
This is role-play. I refuse to believe these family oriented girls would ever engage in such behaviors.

>>45082825
I'm doing pretty well tonight. Just thinking about Kej things as usual.

>>45082867
>handy
with what fucking hands??

>>45082778
https://files.catbox.moe/o50ygb.png
I want to cuddle a meaty black harpy.

>>45082888
I believe the guy who commissioned it strait up said that was the intention for it to be roleplay.

>>45082900
I'm sure.

>>45082888
Prostitution exists in the MGE worlds, though it's a very short career, one customer and it's over.

>>45082907
i tried to open a massage parlor and the same thing happened

>>45082907
I still don't like it especially since black harpies are basically the hellhounds of the skies

I do not want children. Is there hope for me?

>>45082888
>>45082900
I wanna do prostitution roleplay with a monster girl. Where I play the role of the prostitute.

>>45082727
Yeah old madam is better.

>>45082923
Hot.
Bonus points if you got a high level monster girl wife and make it so others can see her "buying" you.

>>45082924
you will

>>45082923
Based beyond belief. A monster sweeping you out of a bad situation is perfect.

>>45082887

>>45082924
Marry a mouse or rabbit.

>>45082903
Okay

>>45082778

>>45082918
Opening the massage parlor is fine, just have to treat it like a temp service and be constantly hiring to replace the mamano and guys and customers who find husbands/wives. Almost every business runs like this according to the lorebooks. Unless it's like a family restaraunt or other business ran by you and your wife.

>>45082924
I'm worried about being a bad father.

>>45082956
Your wife will help you.

>>45082907
Yes, but it can be a repeat customer.
A repeat customer that comes so often that he ends up making shady deals with fluffy raccoon women just to continue buying the prostitute's services, eventually ending up destitute, only for the prostitute he kept buying to end up buying him, permanently.

Classic mamono husband acquiring strategy.

>>45082825
>any interesting thoughts? any lewd ones about monster girls?
Detailed mental images of sex with pear-shaped loli monster girls

>>45082948
Very cute!

>>45082948

>>45082887

>>45082994
SMACK

>>45082946
i love rabbits so i think i'll go for that option
>>45082956
same, im not the strongest of people, and id want my sons and daughters to grow well

>>45082825
videogames and monstergirls keep my mind off the harshness of reality, that's about it.

>>45082825
I'm thinking about trying to write a story for that end of year contest. I can't commit to actually doing it (I'm not an actual writefag), but it's an intriguing idea to do things beyond just posting here.

>>45083015
Excellent choice, sir. Here is your bunny. She's, uh, a Flemish Giant Mamono, which is why she is so big.

>>45082923
i'd do it to settle my parents debt with a danuki

>>45082887
Why is good dwarf art so fucking hard to find?

>>45083077
>I'm not an actual writefag
Everyone has to start somewhere. Just having an idea is a starting point.

>>45083110
Don't do it. Anons will just mock you and say your story sucks.

>>45082128
I would larp so fucking hard as if I was being some deity here, but I misteriously lost my powers, when I got sumoned by a monster. I would name myself something metal sounding like Anon the god of carnage or vengeance, so they'll never know im a loser neet.

>>45083121
i'd just call myself anon of the downtrodden

>>45082825
Very sad, thanks for asking though. Hope you guys have a great night.

>>45083088
Big is good! If she can keep me safe and warm, shes good in my books. Thank you for the bunny delivery.

>>45083130
whats up, anon?

>>45083121
>For Miss Cupid's Chuuni-est targets, she uses her Chuuni-est arrows.
>"Flying Love Heart Arrow of ETERNAL LOVE SUGAR CRYSTAL HYPER ATTACK!"
>Her arrow flies true, warping space and time to blast square through Anon's heart, leaving him staggered but uninjured.
>It then blinks out of existence, its fate unknown to Cupids and Men alike.

>>45080849
The best warmth on a cold night

>>45082562
Dwarves are good, but I can't understand their accents at all.
They also have a habit of slapping your ass and calling you "Laddie".

>>45083154
I wonder how big that hammer is without proportion tricks.

>>45082231
The world needs more Batta kitsune. There's just not enough of them.

>>45083149
>In a quiet, dark forest, a spider cow hunts.
>She's an ambush predator currently stalking a deer from the trees above it.
>Suddenly, beyond all logic, an arrow lodges into her horn.
>"-the fuck?"
>The deer darts off at the noise.
>Miss Ushi heads to the nearest river to examine the damage.
>It's really in there good. She'll have to go to town to get it professionally removed or else have uneven horns.
>Everyone knows human boys want to be raped by mamono with big, symmetric horns.
>All her Mamono magazines make that clear.

>>45083114
Nta but if his story doesn’t have any absolute hoard shit in it than he should be fine, and if there’s some spelling mistakes or when sentences should stop in his story there’s anons on here who have helped with that sort of thing.

>>45083143
Just sad I can't ever have successful relationships, both platonic and romantic. It's my own fault really, but still hurts a lot. Pretty sure I have BPD, it hurts a lot to know you're just a emotional black hole, a soulless monster who can never be satisfied or happy and to have to stay away from people or you'll end up hurting them and yourself really badly. I think my last hope at this point is being iseakied to MGE when I die as an afterlife type of thing

Sorry for bringing down the mood of the thread if I did

>>45083195
I'd gladly argue this but I don't feel like interrupting anons breakdown.

>>45083121
I would larp being the lost emperor of the abyss and that I even made Poseidon cry in fear when she felt my presence long ago.

>>45083207
im actually the same. BPD through and through, allthough i thought it was depression most of my life. same even with the hoping for monster girls when i die. dont worry about saying sad stuff brother, youll get through this shit.

>>45082562
No, now is not the time for shortsightedness.

>>45083192
>Meanwhile, Miss Cupid is confused.
>Her Chuuni-AF arrow has made Anon collapse in the middle of town, and it's causing a commotion.
>And apparently someone saw her arrow, so they think he was assassinated or something.
>People are starting to ask if he really was a deity in the other world as he gently ticks and convulses on the ground.
>Miss Cupid is now starting to plan for an exit strategy she likes to call "Spray and Pray".
>She arrows the hell out of the town square and prays that Eros will sort everyone out in the incipient orgy.
>It's not pleasant--there's a ton of paperwork involved.
>That's about when the Ushi barges into the town square, and the panic hits.

>>45083276
>Miss Ushi can't figure out what the hell is going on in the town square.
>There's a crowd in the middle of it and despite her height advantage over most mamono and all humans, she can't see what it is.
>Must be on the ground.
>Worth double-checking--it'd be a shame if the carpenter cyclops were injured or something.
>She needs to get the arrow out of her horn!
>Barreling into the scene, everyone makes way for her--everyone always clears the way for Ushis in a hurry.
>Oh, no.
>It's a human boy.
>He'll see her horn!
>Act cool.
>Act cool.
>Hide her horn arrow somehow.
>Maybe angle it away from him?
>Wait. He's actually unconscious!
>He won't see her hideous visage!
>Also he's unconscious.
>An unconscious human boy is in trouble and he needs her to save him!
>She gently picks him up in her arms, and something clicks into place.
>Literally, she hears a minor clattering noise.
>The arrow fell out of her horn.
>It's a sign!
>Anon must have innate magic that saved her!
>"Excuse me, sir? How did you do that?"
>Miraculously, Anon wakes up at that moment.
"I am Anon, the God of Carnage and Vengeance!"
>He IS MAGIC!
>Miss Ushi tears up.
>She knows she's found her mate.

>>45083276
>Miss Cupid sighs.
>"Fucking Chuunis."

>>45078874
>"When you first saw Halo were you blinded by its majesty? Paralyzed? Dumbstruck???"

I like the idea of being hunted like an animal by my wife, and thats how she takes me. Some kind of raiding part of my town, where she breaks into my house and takes me for herself. Ideally in a non-rapey way. I like the idea of her just seducing me into going with her, despite her having the strength to force me.

>anon my boobs are sore again, can you massage them please?

>>45083330
heh

>>45083381
If we keep massaging them every three hours you're going to start lactating.

>>45083381
>Daily life with a holst childhood friend

>>45083229
Thanks anon, you too. Here's hoping we get monster waifus one day

>>45083415
>tfw never getting monster waifu

Helpful life advice: Go ahead and take some of that Fentanyl provided/sold by the Ocelomeh Cartels. Trust me, it's a performance enhancer that works and has sexy- I mean! No sexy side effects.

>>45083170
rude, never judge a dwarf hammer by its size!

>>45081887
Neat! Can't wait to read it tonight!

>>45083192

They may not seem like it, but cheshires are trustworthy.

I followed the "How to defeat a lizardman 101" guide up until point but my phone died. What am I supposed to do now?

>>45083415
I see the short, where's the stack?

>>45083461
Take off her panties.

>>45083461
Now you open palmed slap her right on the vulva.

>>45083415
Wait.
>Feet and centimeters both used to measure length
>She owns a dildo longer than she is tall
Damn, girl. Her husband would literally develop a third leg.

I have returned home and there is no demon waifu to greet and make dinner with me.
One day.

>>45083480
Demons are a menace. They are evil. They hate you. Do not interact with demons.

>>45083480
it hurts so much

>>45083461
Sex. With concent. Surefire killmove.

>>45083480
>this feel

>>45083480
if it makes you feel any better, theres a demon somewhere posting the same thing as you

>>45083461
>>45083511
Sex. But with consent given after you started.

>>45083515
There's a demon somewhere who also wants a demon waifu? Makes sense, they're a top tier mamono.

>>45083515
>>45083512
>>45083503
I just want to be happy and love someone. What did I do wrong.

fun fact rats loved being tickled

>>45083517
anon no you have to ask first

>>45083540
No need, she enjoyed it and wants more.

Demons are evil. They will drag your soul to Hell such that you'll be tortured for all eternity.

Do no give demons any attention!

>>45083550
Ok, I won't.

>>45083480
>I have returned home
Of course there's no demon waiting for you. You think you'd have been allowed to leave if she existed?

i think that i would date a nice well proportioned cursed sword girl, not one of the chunni obese ones with damn near 90 degree edge angle

>>45083553
Good choice, anon.

Trust uncorrupted angels instead!

>>45083565
Ooh, about that... I'm already married to a griffon. But that's pretty close to an angel, right?

>>45083573
Not quite. But it's better than a vile demon. I'll allow it.

You are in danger

>>45083512
>One year later
How are we supposed to stop fox overpopulation when they mature and breed so fast?

>>45083579
more like her womb is in danger

>>45083512
Papa needs to get his wife and daughters to dress more conservatively!
He also needs to give his wife more daughters.

>>45083588
It's cool, MGE is actually on the inside of a Birch world. There is infinite space and resources.

>>45083600
Wifey dresses for easy access in order to make more foxes, daughters imitate wifey because they need to learn how to get their own husbands someday to bring back to the village.

Foxville must expand.

>>45082887

>>45083593
i hope you didnt like having a soul

>>45083601
>MGE
But >>45083512 is a gacha fox.

>>45083624
And? A fox is a fox.

>>45083610
MY WIFE IS A FOX PUMPING FACTORY
SEVERAL FOXES A YEAR

>>45083634
ANON STOP THERES TOO MANY

>>45083629
butt

>>45083665
MOOOOOORREEEE

>>45083672
Building a large fox harem for the sole purpose of producing as many foxes as humanly possible. I shall become the foxgirl progenitor.

>>45083634
>7 foxes a year
>12/7 = 1.7 months
>30*1.7 = 51 days
>51 * 7 = 357 days
>365 - 357 = 8 days where fox isn't pregnant
Get your shit together anon this isn't fucking amateur hour

>>45083672
We need to start spaying foxes! Too many!

>>45083791
DONT YOU TOUCH MY FOXGIRLS FAGGOT

>>45083579
I'm not stuck under her, she's stuck on top of me.

>>45083814
Look, somebody's gotta touch 'em. If I don't they'll start touching themselves, and NO ONE is happy when that goes down.

>>45083573
t.Karl Franz

>>45083814
I will spay them. Not all, but most of them. Their population must be curbed!

Lean beef > fatty beef

i alone am the reason why there are way too many wurm girls

>>45083827
The incidences of pervert foxgirls is on the rise.

>>45083844
Hard disagree. I'm gonna marry a cow, give her lots of clean food, give her massages and wine and make myself a well marbled wife.

>>45083844
One reason I love the profile mino so much.

I like both types.

>>45083833
leave monstergirls ovaries alone

>>45082182
>vampire uses her favorite things in the summoning
>gets (you)
>naturally considers you the greatest thing ever
>gets nervous when you talk about your hobbies
>they're the same as hers, but she's kept her dorky side hidden for a hundred years
>slowly comes to accept herself, has a blast with you doing the things she loves without caring what others think of her

>>45083878
Sorry. It needs to be done. It can't be helped.

>>45083668

>>45083884
What happens when I have no interests and no emotions

>>45083850
>I saw not 1 but 2 wurms staring at me from their holes
slow down there

You wouldnt derail 4mon threads by posting yourself would you?

>>45083924
I would, Anon. Nothing can stop me!

>>45082727
you're right... I'm sorry to any h- uh, nice older ladies I've offended...

>>45083924
Sounds like a good way to get doxxed and end up with monsters showing up on your doorstep over the next two weeks. Easy harem.

>>45083924
I'm not an attention whore, so no

>>45083909
>and the wurm holes are 90000 times more likely to be seen
>>45083924
I would be calling cursed swords fat and club like on the 4mon /k/board, especially the living weapon thread

>>45083924
I'd post my hairy hand. I'd probably get a werewolf hunting me down.

>>45083939
kind of loopy on cold meds and thought this started with
>Sounds like a good boy