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Happy Shogtober everyone!

>>47422127
You can't say you're 'clingy' if you've never melded with your husband's body and consciousness, holding him back just at the edge of total ego death and complete assimilation into you, just so he knows exactly how encompassing your love for him is

>>47343934
i think ms. shog's 'self' might be a lot bigger and older than yours. if she didn't maintain at least a small boundary around your consciousness you might just be... washed away.

>>47238083
Yes. He took her last name, because he's a good boy.

>>47057283
>she slips through the keyhole
Are you sure your kiki isn't a cleverly disguised shog? What color is she?

>>46962944
she hasn't waited for your birth since the dawn of time *not* to be your most important person throughout your entire life.

>>46817716
Mother's day is almost over! Have you told your wife you wish she was your mom yet?

>>46290368
consider smaller husbands - easier to love, cuddle, care for, and pamper!

>>46009187
>shog trying to show you stuff she thinks you like in a purple fleshbox to replace your computer
um... thank you, honey...

>>45840812
>likely corrupt staff member
schizophreniaaaaaaa-iaaaa-iaaaa(ah)

>>45670704
ms. shog would rather not have to shackle herself to linear nth-dimensional concepts like relativity, proportionality, and shape, but does so because she understands you're nervous about being uplifted into hyperdimensional consciousness and is graciously allowing you to take it a little bit at a time.

>"How can my Anon be failing! He's so smart! You'd have to be failing him on purpose! That's it, isn't it?! You want him to become such a failure that no girl will want him and he'll have to come running to you! Well I'll have you know Anon will always be Mama's little boy and even if no other girl likes him, Mama will happily marry him!"
M-mom, please... It was just one C...

>>45405851
Religion is a distraction for retards or people preoccupied with preserving a status quo.

>>45084129
Anon, if you make a cute request like that you're going to get a lot more than your blanket shogged.

meidoslime for REAL last photo

>>44917705
shogs are nice...

>>44712210
>you don't recover with hugs
Looks like someone's never been to mamono medical school

>>44492035
there's something really hot about being in a relationship with someone with a wild power imbalance - she could easily hurt you or ruin your life if she wanted to, but she loves you so much and so deeply that the thought of doing so has never even crossed her mind
it'd be nice to trust someone so much. it can be really hard to trust people in positions of power over you

>>44453630
I wouldn't ordinarily want to be goo, but it's hard to say no when she looks at you with that face.

>>44393662
I actually like the modelwork. Your art isn't very good, though. And you're Irish, so.

>>44365174
What a round, friendly-looking shog

>>44179916
well, okay. it's your choice. i hope everything is going well at home, and you call your mom if she loves you, and i'm sorry if she doesn't.

>>43067829
Miss Shog will just shapeshift into a lizard woman to satisfy your needs.

>>42857123
Forgive my silliness