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>>45478107
vampires are dorks
DORKS!

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>>45284144
thats right, the undead run this joint

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Vampires are dorks and should be lovingly bullied

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>>45089074
>pic
Impregnate

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A wild encounter!

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>>44914611
Is this ride her skateboard without a helmet hardcore or install a beef blood fountain in the foyer without permission hardcore?

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>>44258163
This but sneaking into her room in the daytime and writing "dhampir factory" over her womb while she sleeps

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We are but cattle to her kind.

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If you breed a dork, what are the chances that your daughters are dorks?

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Instead of ancient evils, consider Saturday morning cartoon villains

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>>42555387
God, vampires are such dweebs. I'm going to bully and make fun of them when the portals open.

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What happens if a give a vampire my blood?

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>>39187796
That's it, time to bully this nerd

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>>38726047
bully vampire dorks

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>>33635877
Definitive undead tier list:
Wife - tier
Banshee, Doppelganger, Dragon Zombie, Dullahan, Ghost, Ghoul, Jiangshi, Lich, Mummy, Ochimusha, Phantom, Pharaoh, Skeleton, Vampire, Wight,Will-o-the-Wisp, Zombie
Also Wife - tier
Any other mamano species turned undead, Dhampir, Hel

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Do vampires make cute maids?

I got angry cops on one hand & on the other hand a vampire who tried to suck my blood which led to a ER visit because the blood wouldn't stop flowing due to blood thinners.

She's offering to help around my house that I bought last year in exchange for dropping the criminal charges.

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