/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46335584
I only unseal big foxes

>>46025291
>Sitting on my couch watching the new programs being broadcast from the demon realms
>Some strange game show covered with text and adds and nude monsters singing
>Can't understand much as there isn't subtitles yet coming soon tm.
>Suddenly a fox is looking at me from my kitchen pointing at my feet and yelling at me in a strange tongue
>I don't know what I did but I think it has something to do with my shoes.
>She hands me some sort of document from the govt
>I guess I have been selected as a "host" for this fox
>Ok whatever, I don't speak her language but I guess I better get started on dinner and I begin to make rice without washing it, this of course causes her to erupt into a another bout of her yelling before she simply points to herself to signal to let her cook it
>I give in as I want to get along.
>I am willing to compromise on everything but the shoes in the house seems I will be teaching her through charades for the next few weeks, though she does seem to know enough english to call me barbarian while stroking my hair.

>meanwhile on 4mon
>"how do i make a human to stop screaming and pleading for mercy?"
>"no rape related answer, consent is important to me."

>>44928093
0 damage!
0 damage!
0 damage!

>>44685612

>>43181931
I didn't get a damn thing done at work because I had big tiddy foxes running through my head all day.

Warning: BIG Senko
https://litter.catbox.moe/3sqter.png

i WONT be held and headpat by the 3 meter high fox hag.

>game has unwinnable fights

>>39902725

>>39713159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
>mofu machines anon! they fluff in response to physical contact!
>you can't not fluff me anon

Think fast!

>>39572723
There is no shame in losing to mofu anon. The game is rigged from the start.

>>39560071
>>39560110
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