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Baby had a really bad day and make it a everyone problem

>>OP
But does she? Or is this all part of a cleaver ruse to make me lower my guard?

Ms. Wonderworm teasing, cuddling, kissing, and taking care of you while you get too high to think on her lap!

Here is the threads mandatory fox, I will now leave.

Who the best mamonos for making good goyslop to feed the piggies?
P'orc, trolls and kiki are good competitors

>>43573973
>Refuse to sex the worm
>She disrespectfully puffs out a cloud of smoke right in your face
Damned horny bugs.

>>43573973
Resting your face on her belly while she softly runs her fingers through your hair.

Angels are good girls and should be welcome in your home.

>>43573973
I'd imagine whatever wonder weed they're smoking doesn't have toxic byproducts, they'd definitely take a drag and then lock you into a choking, sloppy makeout as your mouths would both share the lust filled smoke

>>43573993
>refused to sex the worm
you got what was coming to you

>>43573970
Of course she does. Show me a Bunyip without autism.
>cleaver ruse
That's what Redcaps do.

>>43573970
Obviously the only option is to get really close, force eye contact, and demand the truth.

>>43574008
Nigger

>>43574008
>Cleaver ruse
I swear, I'm going to learn I have early onset dementia or something similar and I won't be surprised.

>>43574015
>She doesn't have autism
>But it also puts one in snek range.
Devious.

>>43573997
pressing your face against her warm, squishy softness while you can barely think or focus... letting her cuddle you and whisper words of praise in your ear while you're at your most vulnerable...

I want to violate a succubus against her will, ironically of course.

cat

>>43574076
Is that what you call giving her a hug and telling her you really like hanging out together?

>>43574076
Irc in kuroinu they couldn't rape a succ directly so they used a dildo which I guess succs don't like.

>>43574090
Overpowering her but only to commit light mischief like fondling and licking her sensitive areas

>>43573973
I know the lore, but I really wonder what a wonderpapillon would be like.

>>43574084
Cats exist to have tails pulled and ears scritched.
I will NOT take responsibility for my actions

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108440054
houtengeki milk magi

>>43574099
nobody cares.

>>OP
Monsters in bodystocking.

>>43574131
you monster

>>43574131
Based, molest all fluffy cat ears.

>succubus approaches me randomly in MGC
>"Hey-"
>instantly interrupt her with "No."
>proceed to walk off down the streets
I owned that succubus so hard.

>>43574246
>Acting like human women

>>43574246
I will wear the balaclava
I will ignore all monsters
I will drink strong alcohol in the streets
I will piss in some back alley

"Thick children"

What a wonderful set of two words.

>>43574442
make children with children

>>43574198
>>43574302
Gotta love a lady with horns.

>>43574442
Made for impregnation

>>43574496

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Do Satyros lactate milk with alcohol by content volume because of how much they drink?

How do we know he's still alive?

IT worms

Wicked reptilian seduces an innocent slavo-aryan
- 3000 b.c., colorized

>>43574677
Greenworm can barely type with her nubs.

>>43574677
I understand your frustration.

>>43574696
Umm isn't this artist a R*ssian?

>>43574722
Look how tired and sad she is. Just like me and my IT work.

>>43574470
>>43574517
>bottom heavy loli monster gf
>you see her parents for the first time
>the mother is still a teenager and the father doesn't even look much older than you

>>43574696
I'd let her chip me

>>43574612
Chateau Romani

Angel wife.
Happy life.

Where do I find ushis in the low level zone?

>>43574874
Moms house

>>43574874
You need to gather enough high-level anons so the zone level’s forced to adjust accordingly. This may also draw the presence of lilims and baphos however, so take caution.

Camping out in a graveyard, as a dare, and waking up covered by zombies getting lap pillowed by a wight playing with my hair and gently singing!

>>43575121
Okay, but what about the smell?

>>43575134
Don't worry, the zombies are fine with your smell.

>https://files.catbox.moe/m2eewn.png
lewd the friends

>>43575134
Yeah he'd probably need a shower after waking up, you're right.

>>43575144
It does make me wonder if the MC of that series was a guy would fuck the girls, though if I remember correctly the new MC of the series is a guy now so who knows.

More of these girls when?

Do deviljhos really eat their own tails?

>>43575332
I wanna grill a deviljho tail up.

>>43575332
I got to be honest I like them more to be demon realm beasts instead of monster girls that possibly ogres ride on. That to me not everything needs to be a monster girl that it brings more life to the world that way, and no I’m not adding grimshit just want things to more interesting is all.

>>43575390
Grimdark! Grimdark!
Kenkou saaaaave me!

Flamethrower are really powerful in dungeon. They always let me take.the treasure without a fight. They're too scared that It explode and kill me if I use it. Stupid mamono, I'm going to be rich soon

>I could probably steal that for ya, if you slide some 'cheddar' my way...

>>43575332
I would eat her up, if you know what I mean

>>43575427
>I could break your legs and leave to the cats if You don't follow orders

>>43575460
... what kind of cats? Like, I'll take some broken legs if it's the right kinda cat.

>>43575479
Mouse's legs anon, not your. Get some help

>>43575505
Hey, I could break his legs and leave him for tje cats. That wouldn't make me irredeemable, right? He's literally asking for it and it's a good cause.

>>43575514
Maybe, I would say no because You made it for sadistic purpose.

I wake up
I hunger
I sniff danuki breath
I am sustained

>>43575144
do NOT lewd the friends!
>>43575161
we don't talk about the second season
and to answer your question, yes, yes the bag would if she could

>>43575603
Why, S2 bad?

>>43575600
At this point breathfag I don’t even see you as human anymore you’re something otherworldly from not moving on from this, and this is the only (You) I will give you.

>>43575616
actively bad
bad on purpose bad

>>43575603
When I first saw the series I thought the MC was just a shota rather than a girl I don’t know why they didn’t make it so.

>>43575637
all friends are girls without exception
Also you weren't the only one, wondering about Kaban being a boy or girl used to be a meme
Though with how big her ass is it should've been obvious from the start

I finally stopped being lazy and actually finished the Vala ending to the Mana Cabana series.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46553650/chapters/119497645

Hoping to have something ready at the beginning of June, but we'll see. Trying to write more now that my life has calmed down a bit.

>>43575654
Yes the slop have been delivered. All the piggies will be well fed for the month. Thank you so much for this delicious goyish sloppy sloppa

>>43575625
Why?

>>43575649
I remember their was a silent hill dog meme crossover with the series I saw awhile ago. That the dog was behind everything of what was going on in Kemono friends.
https://files.catbox.moe/4ci9he.jpeg

>>43574246
>Unbeknownst to you she follows you
>She watches you go into your house
>She waits for you to fall asleep and uses magic to the open doors
I hope you're ready anon

>>43575669
Magus doesn't paywall.

>>43575654
THANK YOU MAGUS
I love your writing and hope things stay calm and nice, seriously journey of the magi made me tear up a few times

>>43575708
i don't think facts will make him less deranged

>>43575390
Just have both lol. We have tentacle plants and a tentacle girl, no reason we can’t have a normal monster and a monster girl version of it

>>43575675
I won't go too far into it since this is the thread for it but it was rumored the creator of the franchise didn't like the director(who almost solo animated and wrote the script) of s1 since he made the series popular out of nowhere despite it being a total flop before that.
The director made some harmless bonus episodes by himself literally splicing audio from the show and animated it him then posted it to youtube.
The creator then used what was technically a contract breech to oust him and take direct control, people were still hopeful at this point that the second season couldn't be that bad.
He then shadowed some third rate chinese(I think it was chinese) studio that got contracted to make it and did the script work himself.
It was then revealed that the creator absolutely hated the old director as he literally ran the entire plot of the first season into the ground and salted the earth making the old MC a background character that can't do anything for herself and became an emotional wreck while ruining the friendship of the old MC and serval.

All in all it was a shitshow so bad it killed the franchise and got the creator on kadokawa's shitlist to the point they forced him into radio silence and chained him to the basement so he can continue making sgt. frog till he dies.
At least the gacha was surprisingly good though with no English/global release its popularity is in the 'barely surviving' range as these things go

Damn cats

>>43575617
I haven't even reached my final form.

>>43575772
i think i could handle it until she starts purring

>>43575772
Grab the fluffy noodle.

>>43575736
They could’ve easily made the new MC and the old MC siblings where they would build off each other like other series do that maybe they would have a Patrick and SpongeBob relationship where they would be a comedic duo.

>>43575786
Purring always gets boys turned into toms
>>43575798
You fool, that's what she wants you to attempt! Then she'll bind your hands with her tail

>>43575798
sound advice

>>43574246
>She was going to tell you that you dropped your wallet

>>43575866
No, no, he said the FLUFFY noodle.

>hey loser, come with us we got something cool to show you
Do you follow

>>43575896
Sure, why not? I like redheads and I like cats. And I like cool things!

>>43575908
Anon no! They're gonna rob you and rape you! You wouldn't want to become the toy of three bully cats would you?

>>43575925
I mean, this is still a better deal than the one where some mouse breaks my legs, so, yeah, prolly.

>>43575654
You need to stop uploading things at 2 AM, now i have to lose half a night of sleep
Thanks man really good work

"Be not afraid."
>Church Choir and Latin music and chanting starts playing

>>OP
Want a useful tip or some guide on how to evade monstergirls, best them in combat/duels, and avoid being grabbed/grappled and raped by them? Simple, have a High Refresh Rate Gaming Monitor that is above 60 to 75 FPS and up to 120 to 165 FPS. And also a Gaming Mouse with higher DPI and or sensitivity settings. With a gaming monitor capable of 120HZ, 144HZ up to 165HZ you won't be hampered by ghosting and abysmally low frame rates that would otherwise make you susceptible to monstergirl attacks. And with such smooth frame rates you can easily anticipate a monstergirl's movements, attack animations and when their ready to charge and pounce.

As for gaming mice, it is essential for combating and even avoiding monstergirls. Because with a gaming mouse capable of high DPI and sensitivity. You can turn and look around much quicker and much faster than most monstergirls and even be on par with the most nimble and agile of kunoichi, liazardwomen and jinkos.

Picture it: You can easily predict and telegraph attacks of powerful monsters all while dodging their powerful attacks thanks to your gaming mouse making your more nimble and agile than they are. So get yourselves a decent gaming monitor that doesn't have to be expensive and a gaming mouse as well.

>>43575654
guess i know what i'm doing tonight

I'm going to sneak past the Shirohebi maiden and steal a Ryuu's pearl while she's out on an errand. Then when I'm far enough away after exfiltrating the shrine I'll start rubbing the eastern dragon's pearl which will cause her to get all hot and bothered. I'll rub it so furiously she'll lose her mind and probably have an involuntary orgasm. She'll naturally detect her pearl and come to get it but when she finds it I'll already be long gone and discarded it and she'll never catch me and bring me to justice for my pearl harassment.

>>43576057
>the face of monstergirls when they cannot grab or hit their attacks on anon(s) because said anons have have a branded high spec gaming monitor with silky smooth 165FPS that makes their telegraphed attacks much more easier to anticipate and dodge
>the face of fighting strength and dexterity monstergirls when anon(s) are suddenly so quick, nimble and agile when facing them in head-on melee combat because anon(s) now have gaming mice with higher DPI along with mouse sensitivity settings set to a more optimum level for snappy aiming

Is this the advantage and leg up Humanity and heroes and religious devotees of The Order need??? Also one must not forget to have a gaming mechanical RGB keyboard too. The guide did forget to mention to have a gaming keyboard to pwn and clown on monstergirls with gamer style and complete gaming paraphernalia.

Gotta resist the urge to stick my dick in random monster holes...

>>43576119
You're pure evil....

>>43573991
A steady diet of apophis venom administered directly to the jugular

>You see a clamor in the streets
>a group of cats are carrying an open air palaquin.
>upon the surface a man is restrained flat on his back and another, smaller cat is using him as a seat as she rides upon him
>"Make way for the punished, lest you join them!"
Discuss

>>43576294
thanks doc

>>43576295
you probably get used to random monsters exhibitionism after a while

>>43576295
I would make eye contact with the largest cat and stand in front of her to block her advance.
Then I would "pspspspspsps" her and hold out my hand to scratch around her ears.
I win whether it works and she likes it or if fails and I get punished with cat sex.

>>43576295
What does a man have to do to get punished so by kots?

How do you guys escape a hebis affection? Please I think she's planning on trapping me in the basement soon

>>43576480
Hebis don't trap unruly husbands in basements. They don't even chain them up or anything. They just coil around you and refuse to let go. If that fails for whatever reason, you get blue fired. And if that doesn't do the trick, you'll get vored until you relent.

>>43576456
Not make them food when they ask

>>43576456
Poop in HER litter box while making eye contact.

You guys have any fantasies in MGE? One I have is being a order solider getting caught and ""interrogated"" by a very aggressive manticore or demon

>>43576510
Running an item shop with a plump kiki wife.

>>43576510
Well everyone kinda knows my fantasies even wrote about it on ao3.

>>43574246
>Succubus was trying to warn him about that yandere insect stalking him
>Now he has no chance

>>43576456
They found out who controlled the laser pointer

>>43576525
Oh? Link

>>43576597
I linked it before on here it’s that MGE Bloodborne fanfic, that my fetishes are TF stuff and yanderes.

I go to nude beach and use binoculars to stare at the monster butts while they sunbathe in the safety of the marram grass thickets up on the dunes. They never suspect a thing.

>>43576597
Here you go!
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7709151&tags=fugtrup+link

>43576606
Fuck off.

>>43576600
Ohhh based, me too. Shog flayer combo for life

>>43576606
>Fugtrip
It's gonna be gay isn't it

>>43576631
It is just clicked on, its literally just ganondorf buttfucking link.

>>43576637
Unsurprising

>>OP

>>43576648
Idea--pet the kots to make the kot jealous.

>>43576648
Something is wrong with your siths.

>>43573969
What are you talking about? Wrong thread?

>>43576510
Mine would be me basically playing with nations as the jester and ringleader of the clown show
or
being in the cyberpunk world with monster girls and being a wandering vagabond that has motocycle, his tunes, and the lovely weapon of mass rape and loving

>>43576688
Maybe he’s the baby that he’s talking about and needs a motherly monster to take care of him?

>>43576690
Sorry Raikou but primordial Mama has this.

>>43576648
I walk out of the room without saying anything.
No sex in front of the pets.

You wake up in MGE but its cyberpunk and you wake up in a dumpster and are naked
Where would you go first
The nearest open door
The nearest clothing store to snatch some clothes
The nearest police station

>>43576510
My fantasy does not happen in MGE but in a modern setting I made for myself with MGE as the base.

>>43576727
Damn, I respect that. Personally I would want to leave this world behind fully.

>>43576727
Wouldn’t that just be MGC.

>>43576732
Nah, MGC has a darker feel than normal mge imo

Would you prefer iseaki or portals? I prefer iseaki where people who wanna go to MGE get to

>>43576775
Portals.
Mostly because I have a good relationship with my friends and family and wouldn't want to just up and vanish.
That and my cat.

>>43576729
With fully you mean technology and all I guess. Mine is not real world though, as in, is an alternative 2D earth.

>>43576732
No, in mine monsters hide in plain sight. They're around you but you don't know about them unless you're the husband of one. They're connected to every government and corporation, and practically every royal family is a matrilineal monster bloodline with human husbands. Think of VTMB but with all kinds of monsters and of course everything is about waifus no weird stuff. I even made a cheap map with an online resource. Could go all day about it but I'm sure no one cares about it.

>>43576775
Isekai 100%

>>43576775
I have too many things here that I still love, that going to the MGE world doesn’t excite me I’d rather have portals instead first than possibly adventures second, got to get those priorities straight.

>>43576775
Portals. I don't need to die to be happy and there are a few people I wouldn't want to mourn me.

>>43576791
So essentially like Rosario vampire where the girls hide out as regular human girls but are monsters secretly.

>>43576783
That's fair, personally I don't think my family would miss me much. Even if they did, I can't stay in this world if I can go to MGE I'd be miserable

>>43576775
just give me monsters, method is unimportant.

>>43576808
Possibly? While I know Rosario I have not watched or read it.

>>43576810
>Your mom and dad turn into a pair of busty foxes.
>They want you to make your own little vixen sisters with their wombs.
Still don't care about how you get your monsters, Anon?

>>43576826
Wait hold the fuck up the only way that is possible is the father was gay the whole entire time. Do you got something to confess Anon did your dad get revealed being gay.

>>43576839
Well, he could also just discover that being a monster is more fun. There are potions for that...

>>43576855
But if anything he would become a temporary hentai monster like that are seen in the abyss for it to make sense not some fox alp. That if he becomes a fox woman that would mean your father is the big gay, did you even read the profiles.

>>43576855
Clearly Anon's parents heard their son's dick as his huge, gaping urethra poured out torrents of hot piss in the bathroom. All it took was them hearing that once in the new light of Mamono Essence and they became instant foxes, with Anon's father alping so hard he warped over to be the lewd, feminine incestuous cum slut all red-blooded American males (read: SOUTHERN MALES) truly desire.
Now Anon gets his wish to piledrive his erection into fox cunt over and over again while his "father" coos at him to fill her womb with new sisters for him to later also impregnate, keeping their Southern heritage strong and pure.

>>43576810
That is a spooky cow.
her eyes make me suspicious.

>>43576888
you can trust monsters with sanpaku eyes

How would Shog react if I told her I'm going to spank her for being naughty?

>>43576902
>Some monster girls have resting bitch face.
>A few have resting murder face.
>they're still exceptionally sweet gals though.

>>43576907
Your hand is going to get stuck to her especially after you’ve already incubizied.

>>43576907
She traps you in the wall and spanks you for trying to punish your faithful maid
Or smirks smugly as you spank her one or the other

>>43576510
I am a humble human villager, suddenly my village now is in monster controlled territory, things have improved as the feudal lord succ doesn't demand our crops unlike the previous human lord, but there have been some changes to village life in general, my neighbor hasn't been out of his house in 2 days after a strange woman with ears and a tail came to town, I know he's alive but the noises coming from his place are scary, more of these strange women are appearing every day and I fear one of them was eyeballing me, I guess I better go and prepare some dinner for her as I don't want to offend my guest.

>>43576726
If this is indeed cyberpunk, there should be some clothes nearby in some bin in the alley

>>OP
YUGE tails.

>>43576510
One involves my over worked but reliable dark elf wife who works as aide to the village's chief and one involves the sabbath, I don't need to elaborate on the second one do I?

>>43576907
> You survey your home.
> It's entirely unkempt--she's made no attempt to clean anything and yesterday's clothes are still strewn about the floor.
"Miss Shog, your behavior is entirely unseemly. Present yourself."
> She knows what you mean by that.
> She practically jumps into position, holding onto the dinner table while protruding her ass lewdly.
"Strip!"
> Her maid outfit absorbs back into her body, revealing her body to you.
"Count!"
> You take a slow first swat at her ass, and the whole house shakes in exultation.
> "One!"
> You wait. She knows what's next.
> "Thank you, Master. Another!"
> You swat her ass again, and she squelches and squeals below you.
> Not just her local body, but again, the house itself.
> You catch the wall darkening, and tiny eyes begin to appear in it.
> "Two! Thank you, Master. Another!"
> You backhand her ass roughly, and for a brief, terrible moment you are wrapped in tentacles and darkness.
> Then the house snaps back into reality.
> "Three!"
> "Thank you, Master. Another!"

>>43576726
No where, it isn't the first time i've been homeless and although the lack of clothes is unfortunate i'd just wing it and embrace it.
Once I land some clothes via charity or something i'll go ahead and head to the local day job center and get some work before retiring on the sidewalk or a less dirty alley or something.

Anime settings always have a pink haired girl. Usually some sort of love interest, or as a "main girl", or a special childhood friend. Basically, their special someone's or significant others to the (usually) Male MC. What usually happens to these types of girls in MGE, especially if they're the designated childhood friend or love interest/romance option of a Hero?

>>43576743
Oh? how do you figure?

So clearly Inari are the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, but Banshees, mummies, and holostaurs are good runner ups

>>43576510
>Milking session where I send several hours lying atop soft booba and mofu
>Chained down and fed on by a vampire
>Sushi shop date
Those are the top sexy/pure lovey dovey ones.

>>43576970
Considering that many girls have colored hair she wouldn't be very special at all would she?
That said I feel sorry for the anon that has technicolor haired children. Its going to be nothing but shenanigans with them and shitty plots

>>43576975
All pale in comparison to the rape dog.

>>43576973
A lot of the stories I read had a slightly dystopian feel to it, like cyberpunk.

>>43576975
Don't be fooled by foxes. Most are just Youko claiming to be Inari.

>>43577006
To be fair the entirety of MGE as a whole has dystopian elements to it if you read too much into it.
Then again I barely read proper fics aside from the greens posted here

>>43575654
>finishing a kiss with a monster
>as you pull away she leans into you/lingering touches/greedy for more
that's the good shit. tail molestation is always a delight too

>>43576970
>>43576991
>The female human childhood friend (pink hair) is a harem mate or beta female member of anon's harem
>And by anon's harem, its a Bicorn's harem
>Anon's wife is a Bicorn but she's the headwife and dominant one in the relationship and marraige
>Anon remembers his dear Pink Shit Childhood Friend and thus Anon and his Bicorn wife decided to brink in the Pink Shit as the second wife
>Pink Shit beta female/2nd Wife often sucks anon's cock after he fucks and creampies Bicorn Head Wife first

>>43577016
>if you read too much into it
And if you fail to understand the core premise, Mick.

>>43576970
>Anime settings always have a pink haired girl
>girl

>>43577031
Yes, a girl!

Nice try, Alp. You can't fool nor gaslight me that easily!

>>43577041
Childhood friend is the ideal target for Alping

>>43576970
Speaking about pink haired girls though It might cause a controversy but what monster girl would be yuno. She became a god in the story so would she be a pink Hebi who got to the level of a Ryu or some other monster girl that fits her more better.

>>43577024
not the furfag potato fonder but back at you, retard
If you think MGC is dystopian then you're missing the core premise

>>43577055
MGC isn't canon. It's just greentext thread created head canon. It's whatever people want it to be.

Trust angels, they will never lead you astray

>>43577064
sick, let's keep having a utopia then.

>"Don't drink the water! They put something in it, to make you forget. And be horny..."
>t.an MGC Male Human Resident

>>43577055
If you mean MGE than yeah it's not, but MGC is up to whoever writes it, there's a reason why I haven't seen much of it lately and it's because it gets filled with darker elements a lot of the time

>>43577016
The only really dystopian elements in MGE is with the Order and the whole monster girls not having sons thing. Which KC said was going to be fixed soon with the sons stuff, which I believe that’s KC telling anons to make their own stories of how the curse would be fixed to be creative with it but I guess people didn’t get this memo and started to do grimshit with it instead.

>>43577050
>It might cause a controversy but what monster girl would be yuno
Sorry, but who? Is it that Vermeil shit? I already forgot about it.

>>43577077
Ha jokes on them I have a water filter

>>43576870
Subconscious desires and stuff, man. It's not off the table.

>>43576871
It'd be fun of it was revealed in similar ways that some unassuming looking guys had hentai dicks even before incubizing.

>>43577089
Yuno Gasai probably the most popular Yandere girl back in the day.

>>43577096
kinda shit tho

>>43576510
Join the Sabbath, become a wizard, get cute familiar to spend an eternity of eternal youth with.

>>43577101
That’s why I said might cause a controversy because yeah the show wasn’t all that great though did like her design.

>>43577071
Prove it.

autistic rape machine

>>43576907
>You take off your belt to discipline your shog
>Your belt is shog
>Your shog is also shog
>You're also spanking a fucking slime
>Your shog could soften your shog belt and make it less painful, but she doesn't because she likes being disciplined and the way you're gripping the shog belt makes her hot anyway
There is no winning.

>>43577105
I don’t know why but each time I see familar she gives me vibes she would do TF stuff to you.

The important thing is that your waifu understands and respects your boundaries, and is willing to be patient and talk to you about your deep dark fantasies.

>>43577124
It's called Henshin.

>>43577113
This one will never lead you astray if you're looking for a buffet.

>>43577125
ms flayer always listens to your troubles

>>43577117
Oh wow, she's ripped!

She held my hand without my consent!!
This setting is so grimdark, bros...

>>43577131
I’m American though so I say TF.

>>43577117
The very idea of a soft mofumofu coil hug that's intense enough to make a man cum is already extremely interesting to me.

>>43577125
No! My waifu can't find out about my primal rape fetish
She'll be so smug I can't let her smug out

>>43577143
Imagine a bunyip, yeti, weresheep chimera. Your fate would be sealed forever, you'd be a daki for her

>>43577153
>you'd be a daki for her
I'll trade the Yeti bits for Grizzly bits instead. Her and Mino are basically the designated "will make you a human daki" girls.

>>43577157
Got damn, thats a shortstack bear if I ever saw one.

>>43577124
Toon Force?

>>43577160
If you’ve been in fetish stuff for awhile you would know what TF means it’s all around in MGE. Though toon force and transformations probably would go hand and hand together.

>>43577157
They may be designated, but which girls would you want to make you into a daki most? I bet Valkyries would be so good.

>>43577157
What about both anon?
Seriously though chimeras are way too overpowered man

>>43577157
hibernation mode

>>43577159
She's not that short

>>43577167
Shog/flayer chimera, seriously she'd just trap you in bed all day making the blankets too heavy and soft to push away as it coils around you

>>43577167
Runya Runya

>>43577080
MGC headcanon is slightly less hugbox than MGE but not full grimd*rk because MGE is a 'Rural Idyllic' setting whereas MGC riffs off IRL tropes.
I compare it to Pratchett's Discworld Ankh-Morpork where its a commentary on the problems of IRL because in MGC there are "/pol/-lite" tropes like the useless braindead (literally) Mayor, ineffectual mildly-corrupt cops, sneaky Tanuki merchants etc

>>43577175
Oh, she's just exceptionally well endowed then.
Which is also great.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/108448303
Mrs. Kraken

>>43577167
ms kraken, scylla, flowkelp, omukade, bunyip, dark slime, apophis

>>43577164
Oh transformation, I don't see it with familiars or most other sabbath types. Maybe Ropurotto, but that's not the kind of magic I'm interested in other than a base level understanding.

>>43577175
>Still that stacked, though
Nice.

>>43577157
Supposedly dwarf bears did exist but they’re all extinct now.
https://itsmth.fandom.com/wiki/African_Dwarf_Bear

>>43577182
i suppose polymorph is well within their purview but the tentacle hand is a bit odd.
apart from that it's quite lovely

>>43577185
I think it’s their body shape that makes me think they do that, but I do remember reading some sabbaths do have that type of magic so it’s possible.

>>43577184
Most of these do sound like nice warm weather cuddles assuming their various slimes aren't unpleasant when they dry. If they dry.

>>43577177
Sabbath Dakis would barely make a throw-pillow.

>>43577198
>Forgets they can use magic to make themselves massive mommies

>>43576648
I like cats as much as the next guy, but since I have seen more and more art of cats with tail jewelry is making them swiftly climb the ranking.
Why the fuck is tail jewelry so hot

>>43576970
>Anime girls
>Vermeil
Gonna use this post to post this one:

Consider pic related. I like to believe Izumi Yuu would be an ideal boyfriend for any monstergirl. He's timid, shy, physically weak, has such bad luck that he needs to strong and capable girlfriend to protect and love him. Monstergirls undoubtedly love that shit and the type of anime and premise pic related has.

Also what Mamono Shikimori and the girls in it monsterize into?

luv me baphos
luv me 'itches
luv me sabbaths
luv me 'moutos
'ate da orda
'ate da Cheef god
'ate dem 'ags (not racisis just don' like 'em)
Simple as

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that now is the season where you'll see Giant Ants coming out from their mounds to gather materials for more under ground expansions.
That or a NEET Ant Arachne nabbing her latest Collectors Edition of Doki Doki Anon Adventures Blueray.

>>43577179
E.g. MGC is '/pol/-lite'
>be Anon
>a Singleman in MGC
>goes into store
>tries to buy a banana with a gold coin
>Tanuki complains its a CC notgold
>MGCPD arrives
>Anon dragged out into the street, Officer Heckhund sits on his face until he can't breathe
>Anon cries 'uncle'
>Officer Heckhund drags him to the Station, reads him his rights
>"You have the right to be 'uncle' to my sister's pups, Husbando Anon"
>Sabbaths riot in the streets that MGCPD has stolen another SingleAnon from them

>>43577179
>Rural Idyllic
I can smell the manure on you, country boy. When the portals open, I'm going to Saida and renting an airship

I started the "don't trust foxes" meme

>>43577225
Wtf I love MGC now
Would love to be claimed by a corrupt heck hound

>>43577080
At least threadwise MGC is just a parody of MGE meets modernday within the framework of MGE's setting. While yes it can be somehow bad depending on who's at the writer's helm it doesn't mean its not MGE and conforms to the setting at large. MGC is still MGE in practice and fun setting for stories and ideas to flourish.
Therefore MGC as a setting is no worse than MGE
>>43577064
IMO no different than even the setting of MGE itself since we all know that people will go overboard or only want to see the worst in it.
I like MGC and its tropes and its humorous to see it fleshed out even if you can't escape some of the more cliche stuff like tricky tanuki merchents and other such stuff like that

>>43577082
Yeah thats what I meant; you have the whole CE and order thing, the kinda genocide but not really deal going on, several 'frightening if not in MGE' parasitic races and so on
Its just an escapist setting so I don't dwell on it hence its only dystopic 'if you read too much into it'

Latenight-verse is basically a saccharine, almost Rockwellesque version of MGC

>>43577271
Based

>>43577179
it's nice to see a god working a retail job

>>43577289
The only word is recognize is Latenight. But I don't what the fucking hell saccharine or "Rockwellesque" is supposed to mean. But I think its some pseudo-philisophical, pseudo-deep /tg/ terminology.

SO FUCK OFF!

Me explaining to a Lilim that sex is not an appropriate present to give someone on their birthday. Me shooting her down when she tries to insist it's "better than a gift card at least" and pointing out how wrong that is.

>>43577316
saccharine means excessively sweet or sentimental, actually look up what these words mean before spewing out mean shit.

>>43577316
>I AM STUPID
>BIG WORDS MAKE ME ANGRY
Google is your friend. There was nothing philosophical about my description.

>>43577316
Than Rockwellesque seems to be derived from this.
>(comparative more Rockwellesque, superlative most Rockwellesque) (chiefly US) Characteristic of the artwork of Norman Rockwell, particularly his idealistic, quaint, or sentimental portrayals of American life.
So mostly it’s talking about sentimental stuff from going off both the words being put there.

>>43577225
>>Sabbaths riot in the streets
SLM
SingleAnon Lust Matters!!!

>>43577351
Yes, but dont worry about explaining, its just the contrarian retard.

>>43577334
>look up what these words mean before spewing out mean shit
That's what all the fucking /tg/ sneakers say when they get called out. Do not defend or sympathize with them lest they sart posting their garbage here
>>43577335
>>43577351
Yes, /tg/ and off-topic assholes ALWAYS use big dictionary words. It's a clear obvious sign because they want to act and sound smart. This is a image board, NOT YOUR STUPID SCHOOL LECTURE ROOM, USING WORDS FROM THE DICTIONARY DOES NOT MAKE YOU SMARTER!

can you safely pin someone down by stabbing them with a demonsilver sword? or would they be able to just pass through since it doesn't actually physically harm them?

>>43577412
So would the words lovey dovey and sentimental be okay with you because that’s what that anon was trying to describe. That he probably should’ve just used those words instead of words nobody knows about because even I had to look them up of what they mean. Which I am the same anon giving out the meanings of those words.

>>43577415
I’m not sure Ms. Hebi I haven’t tried it.

Yeah...you're not worth having an argument with. You are either a troll, an imbecile, or both.
Any further rantings would be borderline off topic, derailing nonsense.

Gnight everyone.

>>43577415
Remember that realmsilver has a powerful energy drain/mana burn/"whatever term you want to use".
In MGE, mana is basically HP+MP combined, so running low on mana means you risk passing out from exhaustion.

I think in Fallen Brides getting stabbed by a realmsilver weapon resulted in limbs going limp because of localized energy loss/disruption.

There are plenty of ways to work out the details, but demon realm silver weapons aren't exactly the nerf bats the thread pretends them to be. There's real stopping power involved (to borrow a /k/ term, probably incorrectly)

>>43577435
YES! No pretentious dictionary words! It is a clear sign of the /tg/ troglodytes' habits. Use ONLY simple words. That's not me being dumb or "mean and rude."

I'AM DOING MY DUE DILIGENCE ANYONE USING BIG FANCY DICTIONARY WORDS AIN'T GETTING PASS ME!

Is this a rib?

>>43577483
No, this is Patrick

>>43577472
You will feel like you took 20 blue tylenol® from being stabbed by demon realm silver.

>>43577472
I don't think the Nerf comparison is fair. We treat them more like Weaponized Jackass tools, which they absolutely could be. That's mainly because we mock everything, but still.

>>OP
Would monstergirls actually be attracted or turned on by any man with a big butt? And I don't mean the man in question is fat or obese, as in the man in question is literally thicc with big booty dump truck ass.

>>43577527
Women irl love a man with a nice ass.

>>43577527
What comical shit is this but I guess maybe a Cheshire because of how ridiculous this is.

>>43577527
It's extremely common for women to like big asses on dudes especially if it's from being muscular

>>43575708
The goyslop is not paid with money.

>>43575736
I see, thanks. I tried to watch kemono long time ago but I didn't understood anything in the first episode and when I saw that the MC was a 3D I left.

There's a spergout over saccharine but not goyslop?

>>43575712
Here, look at the well fed piggy. Mouth full of sloppa. He's a happy goy, I can tell You that.

>>43577613
Sugar is a key element of the slop. Most of the corn syrup is use. Ask any alraunes and see what they use nowadays

>>43577610
You should definitely give it a second shot if you have a chance, s1 is amazing and deserves the hype it got. The 3d animations can be jank at first but once you look past that you realize that its actually quite detailed and a lot of love was put into it.
Just don't bother with s2 unless you got a case of morbid curiosity

This is so fucking surreal. I'm having a crossboarder moment. Is this a tourist?

>>43577628
have you never seen a troll before?
hell this is lighthearted as far as this goes

>>43577626
I will try to get back into. I have a few kemono friend fan art on my PC and always like the designs

>>43577643
That's not it. It's like I almost recognize this exact flavor of autism from a completely different board with zero connection to these threads.
Is that deja vu?
(Is deja vu too big a word for this thread?)

>>43577628
I will enlighten you. Goyslop come from /ck/ and spread around. The normies use it too but whiteout the goy part

>>43577649
Non déjà vu c'est tranquille. What's up with complaining about words today?

any stories recently worth a read?

>>43575772
Pull the tail, lock her ass between legs, pet the ears until surrender(purring)

>>43577672
Not much, don't tell it to the piggies but we have less and less goyslop.

>>43577679
I might have missed somethings but what started all this since I have been busy with other things lately.

>>43577672
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2112840
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28423863/chapters/70919373
anything from RSanon
anything from losenis
anything from alpanon

>>43577712
>anything from alpanon
Surely you jest. His "stories" aren't even about monsters half the time, just some guy being whiny and pretentious with a few sentences thrown in referencing the existence of monsters so you idiots will lap it up

>>43577712
Ding ding ding
Sloppy sloppa slop is served. Piggies, piggies come and eat.
Ding ding ding
Sloppy sloppa slop is served. Piggies, piggies come and eat.
Ding ding ding
Sloppy sloppa slop is served. Piggies, piggies come and eat.

"Anon, buddy. Ya gotta cum on my dish! I'm all out again."

>>43577714
Wait so there’s no sex with monsters in his stories or the monsters don’t even show up that’s the very definition of blue balling.

>>43577745
Pretty much yeah. I wouldn't waste my time with it.

>>43577729
>tomboy monsters asking you to hook a homie up with some cum after a workout

>>43577747
Wow, I wouldn’t say my writing is perfect but I at least have the monsters show up and even give them dialogue. That if you’re not doing these things at least then why are you even in the monster girl genre anyways.

>>43577750
Well, She's a good cat and always has been nice to me. Why I shouldn't help her?

>>43577758
For attention, obviously. You should stop giving it to him.

>>43577759
>thanks bro, I'll buy you some protein powder next time I'm at the gym

>>43577765
Well, I don't do any sports, I'm too lazy so don't bother. If I had someone to teach me and make sure that I go to the gym, It would be different...

>>43577760
I’m not for I haven’t even really read his things, and it might be a sin but I never really read journey of the magi either for I heard some bad things about it so I’m staying far away from it. Though I may have read some of it a long time ago but I probably forgot since most likely it wasn’t for me.

I know you faggots. You all are mansluts for monsters.
Don't deny it. It's true, or else you wouldn't be here posting and obsessing over them.

Now, that said. I know that every single one of you are desperate for love. And the moment that you come into contact with a monster with a pretty face, heart of gold, and that shows interest in you and what you like, you will melt like butter on a hot potato. You'll be head over heels for her, even if she's a species that you don't particularly like.

I never read Magus because it's too fucking long. If I'm reading a fucking novel, it's not going to be some monstergirl erotica.

>>43577474
>troglodytes
>DILIGENCE
that's too fancy, you're one of them

Pot

>>43577789
I think that was it too that made me stay away from it where it was too long for what you would call a monstergirl erotica. That when things go on that long for a thing like MGE it might get stupid eventually for I’ve seen it with other things with the series unless it was short stories of different perspectives and possibly part 2s and 3s to stack up the chapters all together.

>>43577472
It's more like the combination between
Damage Strength
Damage Stamina
Damage Magicka

>>43577316
>>43577412
>>43577474
So this is the valiant and order-bringing gatekeeping that protects us and the thread from shit posters and Le /tg/ boogeymen...

>>43577289
>>43577334
>>43577351
And these are the vile shit posters and /tg/ boogeymen that need to be gatekept and reppled from our threads? All because of more sophisticated elegant words used???

Yeah, ya sure showed them /tg/ fags have you?

>>43577811
I feel that most of the longer writings have this issue to some degree, where author gets carried away and tries to fulfill his "serious" writing ambitions and it starts losing connection with the foundation of a waifu fetish for lonely people.
Kind of like /tg/ thread used to be, except they fixated specifically on military/politics aspects.

>>43577827
That’s what I kinda meant when I said might get stupid eventually.

>>43577819
We did seeing as you make all these replies likely seething like the cuck you are. Kill yourself trash

>>43577786
>I know you faggots. You all are mansluts for monsters.
Yes.
>even if she's a species that you don't particularly like.
Probably, and that's a lot of the encyclopedia. At their worst, monsters are still 11/10 women that love you, who could pass that up? Even then, I have standards and there's a gulf between "meh" and "how about no?"

>>43577786
No, unlike you I don't care anymore. I will only settle for something that I truly want. I don't mind ending up alone because It's what going to happen in our world.

The Chief God has chosen me as her Hero! She had me brought into the greatest cathedral in the largest city held by the Order and anointed me with her powers and blessings! She bequeathed upon me a glorious and huge set of white, gilded plate armor with a beautiful crest and flowing blue cape fit for a paladin and imparted upon me a massive and HOLY greatsword and shield to repel all evil! She told me I am to delve into the vileness of the Mamono Realm myself and slay the Demon Lord! I AM SO EXCITED YOU GUYS! I AM THE HERO OF LEGEND, THE CHIEF GOD SAID SO! I WILL DEFEAT MONSTERS ONCE AND FOR ALL AND FOREVER BANISH THE DEMON LORD! I AM FATED TO FULFILL THE WILL OF HEAVEN! IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN! SHE TOLD ME THAT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A HERO PERSONALLY SELECTED BY HER BEFORE UNTIL NOW, SHE REALLY PUT A LOT OF EMPHASIS ON THAT FOR SOME REASON! I'M SPECIAL SHE SAYS!

I depart at dawn to infiltrate Lilith's stronghold. I will not fail the goddess.
Wish me luck you guys. I go now.

>>43577875
Some lvl1 slime is going to be very happy soon

>>43577875
>demons learn that granting random guys "holy visions" instructing them to go "slay the monsters" is the best way to lure them into the demon realm
>rookie crusaders instantly ko'd by a level 99 dulahan deathknight's aoe aura effect

>>43577875
How nice of the Chief God to provide another hand for a Lilim to take in marriage.

>>43577879
hags are spawncamping the gates right now

>>43577864
t. Spineless attention starved fag

>>43577922
>hopeful hero anon about to leave his BumfuckNowhere starter town
>sees a bunch of max lvl monsters just chilling one step out of the safe area, talking and laughing
>tries the other exit
>same story
>this repeats for every way out of the town
this is bullshit, where are the city guards?

>>43577938
They are the city guards.

lazy fucks
1. grin your levels
2. your in rpg stater town, that means sewers

>>43577938
Plan C
Disguise self as bush to sneak by using some shrubbery.

>>43577956
>he doesnt know about the fat gators

>>43577938
Already taken by hags. Just build an artillery post in the center of Your village and blast and everything around it. Free exp, no counter, monster will seeth and moan

>>43577964
>you cannot build in the safe area
>you cannot build in the safe area
>you cannot build in the safe area
dumdum

>>43577938
Just get married to that nice holst waitress at the tavern and start adventuring with her. Monsters see you’re already married and going on your honeymoon leaving you alone, little do they know you both are going to bring justice to those p’orcs who skimped out on their tab

>>43577966
Ask for the mayor authorisation retard

>>43577938
>go to the exit one day in the middle of the night
>no hags in sight
>this might be your chance
>notice something on the ground
>orange glow
>run over to it
>someone dumped a shitload of legendary gear on the ground
>a LOT of legendary gear
>so busy with menuing you don't notice the dark mage ganker break concealment behind you

>>43577973
>denied
>throw out of town

>>43577976
Skill issues, You weren't build to be a hero anyway.

>>43577973
>lolno you fucking pussy, go and fight through them like a man
>weren't you supposed to be our next "hero" anyway?

>>43577938
If you shapeshift into a rock they will never suspect a thing, though they will give strange looks seeing a rock moving on it’s own.

how are you fucks gonna get you dream waifu if you dont have the will to get stronger?
ya gotta fight for your right to fuck what you want to fuck
get strong enoguh to tack the monster you want and start fucking

>>43577989
Naw I’m gonna bathe in the abyssal pools to gain power because I’m a lazy fuck.

K-KC will update his game this year with 15 new girls + added scenes for the current two, right anons...?

>>43577989
that sounds like some gay gymbro bullshit, I prefer to be "deliciously devoured" by my future wife

>>43577983
Your mayor is a commie faggot. Ignore him and throw grenades from the border of the safe zone. Put all exp in strength so You can send them at greater range. If You can't build Your artillery post, become one. Also use DS grenades, mamonos don't dodge them

>>43578002
nah son
at the very least, the gym is a social area
you could hook up with a nice ogre or minotaur that likes their "little stongman"

>>43577415
Depends on whether it's got a handguard and whether it's also made of DS.
If its a DS 'katana', Anon can probably just grit his teeth and slide off.
If its a big Zweihander with a foot wide guard it's going to be more difficult.
Unless you have a Shoggy-waifu and are incubizing into being semi-goo, then you just slide off no problem.
So get a Shoggy - just to be safe.
>I think the KC answer is a DS sword doesnt actually penetrate, it just causes surface-damage

>>43578002
gymbro mentality is a lot less common then one would think

>>43578000
From what I've heard, 9 new girls. No new scenes for current girls as far as I'm aware.

>>43578052
>From what I've heard, 9 new girls
Wait, is that true? I just wanted to shitpost.
>No new scenes for current girls as far as I'm aware.
That'd be really disappointing.

>>43575825
Not really because s1 MC is made the same way Friends are made: a piece of Sandstar touched some organic matter (in Kaban's case it was hair in a hat, in other Friends' cases it can be anything from a live animal to bones) and a new Friend was born. You can't really have a sibling by s2 when your spontaneous creation is well established in s1
>>43575161
The new games do let the player stand-in be a guy, and yes a lot of artists draw Friends being extra friendly to him/(you).

>>43578093
Sorry no, I'm shitposting as well.

>>43578098
What the? I thought they were born like a normal human being. Though I didn’t watch the whole series to the end so I guess a clone could work more better I suppose where they could be “siblings” somewhat just not in the normal way.

library griffon
she stops people from stealing books

>>43578139
Library dormouse.
She keeps it quiet because everyone is too afraid to wake her.

>>43578098
Weirdly found this when I was looking up if Kemono friends had villains.
>Cellval (Japanese: セーバル Hepburn: Sēbaru), initially identified as Fake Serval and also referred to by fans as Cerval, is a major character in the original Kemono Friends game.
So maybe the clone MC would kinda have a rivalry with the old MC similar to Wario and Mario to then becoming friends in the end.

Slopfag got ban but the Irish man is still unpunished. We live in a society

Are tits baphos the most overpowered form?
I'm inclined to believe so.

How do I cheer up sister lamia? She’s been looking so down lately

>>43578205
She hungry?
Feed her a pig, whole.

She horny?
"Feed" her a man, horny.

>>43578139
What kind of retard steal booky in a library

>>43578205
I wish to reproduce with the angry tit snake.

>>43578209
Some people just don't care.

>>43578154
Possibly in this season 2 rewrite I’m coming up with humans get revealed in the season and they’re the ones that make the clone to study the animal girls and the false human I guess we’ll call her.
The clone would be of course flawed and turn out to being male which would lead to cute interactions with the animal girls and the clone.
Also similar to how Kaban has Serval the clone would have one of the dog girls follow him around showing the opposites between the two MCs, which maybe the name of the clone would be Nabak(Said Nah-Back) and yes that is Kaban backwards.
But that’s all the story writing I got for a possible s2 reboot of Kemono Friends, if I got somethings wrong I’m okay with that since my knowledge on Kemono Friends is quite low.

>>43578204
They are incredibly powerful

>>43578158
Maybe, just maybe, the world needs more kemono ocs.

>>43578204
My wife is the strongest bapho and she's also the flattest

>>43578252
Irish men, we like kemono friends, not furry.

>>43578139
Library Ourangutan, of course.
>Ook!

>a cartoon for kids spawns practically a secondary monster girl fandom and a shitload of /ss/ porn with animal women
It's like MLP, but not cancerous

>>43578282
I understood that reference!