/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44838044
>go visit the local sabbath under invitation
>don't know the sabbath outreach program got your address but whatever
>free drinks and a meal would be nice
>head over on the allotted day
>a couple other guys are there too, you all seem to hit it off well enough
>no one really knows what to expect though
>after a small seminar where they all explain their goals and how 'you can be an onii-chan too!' you are just looking forward to the free drinks and food
>Despite what you've heard about these places its pretty standard food, deliish though and cooked by the onii-chan support staff so no chance of funny business
>still the food was had in the common area and it doesn't take long at all for the girls to start mingling
>over all pretty nice, and as this is one of the more normal sabbaths nothing weird happens
>that is until the more adult drinks come out
>alcoholic in nature they were served free and just about all partook in at least the non-alcoholic variety
>Only thing is that these didn't come from the kitchen
>and the servers weren't the onii-chans or even the girls with married armbands
>still whatever... its not like anything bad would happen in such a public setting!
>you drank a bit of everything offered
>some of the girls faces got a little worried as they not so subtly flirted
>you wondered why as you called over another round of that funny tasting pink stuff
>and the blue stuff
>and the cream colored stuff that they put the little fizzly magic in...
>as you started feeling strange you saw one of the familiars wave over another girl with a married armband who scurried off soon after with a worried expression on her face
>by the time things went dark a squad of rather serious looking lolihellwans turned the corner
>you woke up in another wing entirely, covered in passed out girls and in what looked a battlefield

>>44465393
3 days later:
>A rather tired looking Lim sits on the throne of her warroom
>before her: a rather nervous mouse holding a clipboard
>"so... you're saying that over the last day only the most paranoid humans haven't submitted to us...?
>"y-yes your limship! Most men have accepted us with open arms after little more than a hug and a minor amount of affection!"
>"The women that resisted us were easily converted with just the slightest promise of power and youth!"
>"The leaders of the lands kowtowed with only the slightest show of power after a few devils and demons got together to pull a gag at one of their rituals! aside form some minor hiccups most have been submitted to flayer therapy or Bogie correction..."
>The lim spoke, "and what of their militaries, I was promised resistance from their advanced technologies?"
>the mouse looked even paler in the dim lighting than what should've been possible
>Well you see your limship... Literally every single one of the rank and file submitted instantly upon seeing the slightest bit of skin and even the married ones were okay with it once their wives monsterized..."
>Lim sighs deeply, I mean was at least a little challenge too much to ask for? She didn't even get to make a grand speech or have a otherworldly hero challenge her...

>>44277332
Too bad, cause its BAPHO time

luv me baphos
luv me 'itches
luv me sabbaths
luv me 'moutos
'ate da orda
'ate da Cheef god
'ate dem 'ags (not racisis just don' like 'em)
Simple as

>>43550943
>anon goes to his local YMSA
>Finds signs warning of perverts
>its the usual tips of not going in alone
>asking a staff member to accompany you if you're not feeling safe
>report suspicious people
>etc etc
>never gonna happen to you, you're a big boy
>not even attractive
>You go into the pool's locker room during the low population hours
>Barely a soul in sight and they finish quickly leaving you alone
>start feeling like you're being watched
>just your imagination surely
>all the warning signs are making you feel paranoid, damn fear mongering
>Hear a childish giggle echoing
>get a little jumpy but the echo was distant, sounded like it came from the hall
>finish stripping
>you're about to put on your swim trucks
>"Heyyyy Onii-san~" why don't you come play with your imouto for a bit~?"
>turn instinctively in shock and barely remember to cover yourself
>Bapho is licking you up and down with her eyes
>clamber into your swim trucks while red in the face
>"Sorry miss! Y-you must have gotten the wrong locker room!"
>You quickly retreat to the exit of the locker room with whats left of your pride
>Only to find a little anubis sitting on the shoulders of a loli wurm
>both have their arms in a T-pose
>Get grabbed from behind by the bapho's small paws
>"No~ I didn't didn't~"
>(you)needs an adult