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>>44105930

>>43581551
Yeah, but that wasn't his fault. He was legit trying to do something nice for the community.

>>43328343
It's like a retarded cancerous spin on the old "kiki/shog season", last summer some dipshit was trying to force a meme about kikiposting being a problem, guess now it's shoggy's turn.
I wish those shitters would fuck off and leave us alone.

Kiki or shog?
I'm a shog man

The eternal debate.
I personally prefer shogs--they're much more terrifying.

> Shog took over your home.
> She's the whole house now.
> Kitchen.
> Living room.
> Bedroom.
> Bathroom.

> You poop into your wife.
> You wipe your butt with your wife.
How can kikis ever compete?

If KC released a new meido MG, what do you think it would be?

>>38212635
>ufufufu
>>38212641
She would still be my maid even if she was a dom. Dom maids makes for a fun dynamic.

I want someone to write a story about a shog pretending to be a kiki and her master slowly figuring out.

>kiki vs shog
>pharaoh vs anubis
>vamp vs dhamp
>angel vs demon
>normal elf vs dark elf
>unicorn vs bicorn
>valk vs dark valk
and then the husbands, secretly meeting up on friday nights for beer and pizza

>>35917779
>thinking a hunk of junk is anything but a queen of a scrap yard

How would a kiki or shog respond to a master that treats them like a normal employee. Tells them they can take time off if they want, they get a 401K, sick days, etc?

Being an important noble with several mamono servants would probably make you become pretty proficient at quickies. Gotta please the maids and bodyguards often even if you have important work to do.

>>32963820
based

>>28814235
>Favorite
Meido
>Least favorite
Vanilla Succubus

>decide to get a maid
>bicorn wife hires a kiki
>bapho wife borrows her mom's copy of the Necronomicon and summons a shog
>the show up at the same time
This may get awkward.

>>26157061

>>23056646
>Shog emerging from your shadow and taking you away.
Shogs protect

>>22372624
year round open season, no license or tags required.

>>21659351
>>21659364

>Tfw starting to see the appeal of kikimoras but still deeply love shoggoths

>>20789837
It often does from my experience

>>20768232
>"Silly."
>Shog then starts transforming
>Her black ooze recedes into her body as it take a new shape
>When it's finally done she notices the look of horror from you and the Witch
>Looks into a mirror and notices that she has been turned into a Kiki
>For the first time in her life she panics

>>20715349
Kikis are for fun, lite bullying and passionate sex.
Shogs are for delving into madness and rough sex.

Both are for deeply loving. this lifetime and the next.