/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22309628
her homemade clothes

This thread now belongs to manticores!

>>22309628
Clearly OP is welsh

>>22314601
Or nee zealander

Sell me on the undead Demon Realms. Surely the missus would prefer somewhere with a little bit of sun shine? Why leave the crypt for a bigger one one?

Big=Best

>>22314383
i love manticores so much that i just drew one recently because they're really interesting!

Since I posted rather early in the morning, I'm posting this again for the midnight riders.
The Dark Priest story is finally here!
https://pastebin.com/m3cAugER

>>22315690
why can't monsters understand that rape is wrong

>>22309628
>>22314292
The fuck with the times? Was this thread truly made yesterday?

>>22315823
I liked it. Manticores splaying their tail is always so compelling.

>Last post of the thread
>>22315682
>>22315724
>>22315673
speaking of genies, I feel that 「Master nanka ni Makeru wake Nai ja nai desu kaa?」has a really good aproximation of what genies could be like, given that they have a mean disposition. I'm no fatefag though, so I don't know much about kama besides what I've read in doujins.

>>22315829
we're all not neets so we can't afford to 1000-post up a thread as much as other threads

Would lolis try to kidnap me in a van with promises of rock CDs, only to play Aqualung, Little Girls, The Musical Box, and songs of a similar theme on repeat?

Need more of these loli shirt pics

>>22315859
>not "I can't say no"
Still good, though.
And agreed.

>>22315690
>be traveling anon
>can't fight to save your life
>somehow get captured and made the husband of the leader of a tribe of big monsters
>no one, including you, understand what she sees in you as a mate
>she insists that you will no doubt give her the strongest daughters and showers you with her love

>>22315859
sure, here's the next monsters i'm doing:
>unicorn
>fairy
>gazer
>cu sith
>nereid
>youko
>dark priest
still figuring out what their shirts are going to say

>>22314383
Based.

>>22315872
Dark Priest: "I like role reversal"
Cu Sith: "Wanna know where I like being pet?"

>>22314383
Do Manticore-tsuki count?

>>22315882
what's a tsuki?

>>22315885
You know, if she's censoring herself with her tails, anyone but her husband could see her clearly.

>>22315872
>cu sith

>>22315863
>I can't say no
I think that'd fit more with a jabberwock loli or maybe even a dormouse since she's always asleep.

>>22315872
>Cu Sith
Could probably mention something about peanut butter and licking it off your dick.

If you ever do black harpy, you could say "slut in training."

>>22315880
>I like role reversal
That seems kinda bland, not really specific to a dark priest.

>>22315904
I wonder what a lolinubis would have on her shirt

>>22314383
I want a manticore to call me a cutie as she pumps me dry.

>>22315877
>>22315912
Imagine the pulsating pumping/sucking feel of her tail

THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER HELLHOUND DOMINATION.

>>22315910
The idea for the Dark Priest is that the stereotype is Dark Priests are adults who molest shotas, so role reversal would be an adult man molesting the loli Dark Priest.

>>22315885
My idea is that non-Kitsune mamono can be hybridized with the base concept of the Kitsune-tsuki, such that the mamono aspects are aural projections that only the husband experiences.

>>22315921
>>22314383
um, i swear this thread was property of the ushi-onis

>>22315880
Role reversal has nothing to do with the Dark Priest. If this is some claim that they are a MILF only breed, It's false. They are just succubus followers of the fallen God and can vary like the vanilla succubus. There are something like 3 canon loli Dark Priests made by KC already between fallen maidens and WGIII.

>>22315931
I know. I was talking about the stereotype with them.

>>22315918
I can't stop imagining one doing that. Just thinking about them makes me imagine one literally pumping globs of cum out.

>>22315935
Is that even a stereotype?

>>22315922
>but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age.
First the Dark Mage and now the Dark Priest. Stop claiming there are breed wide shotacons.

>>22315893

>>22315893
Whoops, wrong image.

>>22315940
At least it is in this thread.

>>22315941
I'm not saying that it's the actual case, just the stereotype. What part of that don't you get?

>>22315922
>>22315941
>>22315950
>>22315931
In the dark priest's case, I think it's a parody of real-life cases of priests molesting children.

I want to force my waifu to wear a gasmask full of aphrodisiacs so she's stuck huffing them all day long.

Why are Khepri such absolute perfection? Why do any thoughts or fantasies I have involving MGE invariably drift back to them?

>>22315973
thats a big khepri.

>>22315973
>Why do any thoughts or fantasies I have involving MGE invariably drift back to them?
Methinks someone's got a waifu.

>>22315974
I don't have many pictures. I'm not used to saving pictures, but I like having a collection of Khepri pictures. It makes me happy.

>>22315977
Perhaps. I'm not quite sure myself.

>Monster girl politics
>Entire political parties are formed around whether a man should blow his load directly down her throat, in her mouth, or on the face
>Debates center around the ratio of orgasms induced by oral, vaginal, and anal stimulation
>Political commentators on TV demonstrate their views on these matters live with their husbands
And don't even speak who should be dom or sub. Wars have been waged on the manner and countless men and monsters have been raped as a result.

>>22315981
I am not saying that its a bad thing. In fact i actually like the big khepri.

>>22315973
Dutiful harem wives, you get buffed up to be a suitable leader/husband for them, and gold-on-dark-skin is aesthetic as fuck.
Also, you get to be king and decide how your realm will be.

>>22309628
To answer her question...yes!

How do we not have a Weresheep with a "Yes" pillow yet?

>>22315982
>countless... monsters have been raped as a result.
I want to have a drink with those husbands.

>>22315988
I like Khepri of a variety of sizes. Sadly, I don't know where to look for much art of them.

>>22315989
That all is definitely true, and definitely part of why I like them so much. Plus, the dark matter manipulation is nice (both for lewd and nonlewd things), and bug girls are great in general.

>>22316003
Some girls are easy rape bait like dormice, holsts, defeated lizards and p'orcs, and so on. Though of course, it's never a real, true rape.

Real rape, especially of monster girls, is near impossible in the MGE setting. It'd take a man pursuing an already married monster girl and ravaging her, and it's pretty much unheard of.

>>22316018
Doesn't matter, they're worth meeting either way. That one guy that MEREd his dragon wife on the first night must be a hoot.

>>22316018
>tfw no qt monstergirl to lovingly dominate

>>22316028
what does MERE mean

>>22316038
It's an expanse of standing water.

>>22316038
The Dragon entry talks about despite a dragon being prideful if you overpower them they become a MERE female lizard

>>22316038
It's reference to the profile where a man can turn the domineering personality of a dragon girl into that of a mere (nothing more than a) doting lizard girl that obeys her husband's command

>>22316051
>>22316059
they lose the appeal of being a powerful majestic species in favor of degenerate pleasure?

>>22316065
Yeah basically so now whenever a stronk monster girl gets taken to pound town people meme with MERE.

>>22316065
Well, they still retain that powerful demeanor around others, but when her husband around, her heart just melts, and she's like putty in his arms and obeys him. This doesn't happen automatically. You need to be able to show that you're "stronger" than her for this to happen. By default and if you haven't proven yourself to be "stronger" than her, she's going to keep that regal, majestic personalty at all times.

>>22316018
I want to turn a H'orc into a MERE Heifer/sow!

>>22316097
This. But with a band of p'orc raiders instead. I'm more a fan of the lighter skin/pink hair and ears.

>>22316097
Heifer is a female cow who has not yet born a child. Interesting insult but with narrow applications.

How does a mage go about wooing a big, strong Amazon or Oni?

>>22316110
You have a penis, right? Then you're basically fine.

>>22316110
Make water.

>>22316106
thats why i added sow! Its what i will call her after i give her a bundle of daughterus.

>>22316118
Turn water into wine.

>>22316129
More effective if you do this inside their stomach and don't tell them about it.

>>22316129
Put the water in their ass first before you do it. Instant drunk and horny oni.

what would be the reason to pick shog over kiki?

>>22316177
Because shoggy is better.

>>22316187
Explain.

>>22316177
More purple

>>22316177
If you have no ambitions, and desire a life of relinquishing yourself to pleasure.
If you want to be a slime.
If you like living furniture.

>>22316190
How does one explain the unexplainable.

>>22316177
I tend to imagine shog picking me and they're somewhat difficult to dissuade.

>>22314383
It now belongs to the orcs!

>>22316196
>If you like living furniture.
I read it as
>If you like living failures
And was very confused.

>>22316204
>portals open.
>mamano mana floods in.
>american wild boars monsterize instantly.
Oh no!

I want to tease my wife's secret nipples

>>22316219
How would I guarantee a Dark Matter when the portals open?

>>22316237
Major metropolitan areas. They want to cause the most monsterizations possible when they go off. Also preferably a city in china, korea, japan, the east coast NA, or Europe.
Also really hope for one and make your want shown.

>>22316252
I already live in one of the largest cities in the American Midwest.

>>22316187
She has no soul
She has a cute face
This maid comes from
The depths of space

>>22316259
Then you should be good. Also dont worry about not getting one in the first wave. The shear amount sent may cause more to dark matters to form when they blow. Just remember to try and make your want for them obvious and keep the want for one deep in your heart.

>>22314761
NZ has dummy thicc, flightless Kiwi Harpies and scary Taniwha to worry about.

>>22316219
How can a man protect his property from 30 to 50 Feral P'Orcs?

>>22316274
At least it's not Australia. Now you have a bunch of mamano thirsty for your dick. All of which containing loads of lewd venom.

>>22316278
Always use his trusty drum mag AR chambered in .223 demon silver.

>>22316278
Tannerite works well.

>>22316278
Make a covenant with the Gnome of your land. Your energy will empower her enough to protect your home!

>>22316283
The monsters in the outback like to play rough.

>>22316177
>not picking both of your cute maids

>>22316312
Those are some smol maids

>>22316312
>polygamy
That's gonna be a hell no for me, chief

>>22316301
Only works well assuming tmthey dont have a big bitch of a h'orc leading them.

>>22316323
Oh no! The boss fight!

>>22316312
Are these maids drunk on the job?

>>22316317
They're bigger on duty.

>>22316333
It's after hours, they're allowed to get drunk with mastah!

>>22316320
It's not polygamy to have both a chief maid and a head of household.

>>22316329
Depending on how many elementals I've covenanted at this point, and which ones, I'd find that boss fight anywhere from unwinnable to completely trivial.

>>22316329
Their coming for your crops and cum.

>>22316345
The portals have led to new lands! Ripe with both men and food!

>>22316200
>they're somewhat difficult to dissuade.
Watching a kiki inform her new chosen master that no, she will not 'fuck off,' in the most elegant way possible sounds fun. The subsequent race when master chooses to continue to be bothersome also sounds nice.

>>22316340
Ahh, I want to hug a maid from behind.

>>22316350
It will be a wonderful day

>>22316354
>Watching a kiki inform her new chosen master that no, she will not 'fuck off,' in the most elegant way possible sounds fun.
The sheer poise and dignity of a kiki is what makes them so lovable.

P'orc WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Got a new wife picture! Remember to let your wife go to gym!

>>22316394
I don't want to be anywhere near that.

Which MGs would end up as the "Oh that's just another MG" type?

Like when you have a Unicorn next to a standard Centaur, one of them is always sought after for their radiance and the other...not so much.

Sort of like a hero standing next to a super hero I guess. They're "just another hero" which is only moderately higher than nobody status.

>>22316414
Succubi.
>easily the most common by virtue of being the default monsterization
>the "Mario" of monsters, no specialization
>show up pretty much everywhere no matter the region

>>22316423
Vanilla Succs have the advantage of knowing what you like and reacting to it before you can say it.
I'd say Elves, vanilla Centaur, or vanilla Lamia.

>>22316414
Apsara (allowed even in Order cities, no one would bat an eye, usually), elves, weresheep, and holstaurs.

>>22316394
Imagine living in a pretty big city. Well defended, large walls, strategic placement, large stockpiles of food and all that good stuff. Any siege would take months to break your city.

And then you get attacked by the p'orcs. Nothing unusual, raids come and go but whey mostly jsut go away ones they realize they're not gonna get in.

But not this time. You get attacked by a absolutely massive hoard..
You're getting attacked from every side at the same time, the guards hold them off for a while but they are simply not able to repel them fast enough. Take one down and 3 takes it's place in seconds.

Every man gets raped, every woman gets captured so they can be monsterzied. And it will only stop ones the leader finds a husband and the rest of the hoards splinters and spreads out.

>>22316431
>Vanilla Succs have the advantage of knowing what you like
ALL monsters get that. At least that's nowhere to be found in the Succubus profile specifically.

>>22316362
When the portals finally open, I am making it my top priority to subjugate as many orc tribes as possible, integrating them into society, and teaching them the art of southern barbeque so that we may finally have P'orcers restaurants.

>>22316451
Vanilla Succubi are great because they are so general and variable. You can make any character, any personality, and any body type without worrying about any baggage that comes from the more specialized profiles.

Drink up me hearties yoho

>>22316403
I love this.

Which girl needs more lewd art?
I'm thinking of lizard men/salamander.

>>22316570
Or maybe black harpy.

>>22316570
All of them but in my biased opinion Holstaurs, Minotaurs, and Hakutakus.

>>22316482
Based on the top right pig, not all P'Orcs can be tamed it seems.

>>22316570
Jabberwock. I swear they never get full color porn as punishment for getting a doujin.
Ice Queen, Khepri and Oomukade get a vote from me too.

MORE P'ORC WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!

>>22316570
The one god damn dragon doujin has been scanned but will never be translated and it angers me but I suck at learning any language so I am just going to continue to be angry, so yeah more dragons please.

>>22315872
Sorry, man. Would've thought /jp/ would be all over this. Ya'll are rolling ones over here... I'm not into loli, but catchy phrases are another matter. Not the best, but it's a start. Here ya go, man.

>dark priest
Confession is good for the hole
>fairy
Feed the starving artist
>gazer
If looks could fill
>cu sith
Likes it puppy style
>nereid
Jail bait
>youko
Need tail? Me too.
>unicorn
There's a first time for everything
*Bonus*
>alp
Ass like a 10 year old boy
>danuki
Insert money... shot
>dark elf
Daddy's little incest
>ghoul
Will suck dick for food
>lilim
Doughnut of steel
>eel
Slippery when pet

Are you guys even trying? Damn it weebs, don't make me pull out some more mangled memes in mockery. You know I will. This took me five minutes to slap together. The reason you can't beat level 20 of "Animu Girls Shoot Each Other In The Face" (Vol #3197) is clear. All of the lil' cross-eyed gangsta sailboat zeehews are ashamed of your lack of creativity and participation. Fucking sad, yo. Laters.

>>22317005
Don't spam, retard.

>>22315872
>youko
"My age can be counted in tails"

>>22317005
Not the guy you're replying to, but I'll be honest with you. Most of these suck.

>>22317033
>Has one tail
YIKES

>>22317011
>Replying to a post
>spam
Give him a break. I bet you call greentexts and translations spam too you retard.

>>22317034
Hey I mean the amount of tails they can grow in total! But you're probably right there, it could be taken the wrong way.

>>22316570
Black harpy, kikimora, p'orcs, and dormice.

>>22317036
>totally not samefagging
Okay I'm dropping this, but do learn your lesson.

>>22316177
Shoggoth is for those who want a life of endless pleasure where your maid can effortlessly satisfy any depraved act or fetish you have in mind.

>>22317121
>implying kiki can't do that too

>>22317177
You're too normal for a Shoggoth.

>>22317177
I think a kiki engaging in a depraved act or fetish is far more appealing than a shogg doing it. Just for the fact that it'd be so unnatural and out of character that it adds an extra level of depravity to it. You expect the chaos girl to do some weird, fucked up shit. You don't expect the reserved meido to do weird, fucked up shit.

>>22317184
Nah, Shogs just make it too easy

>>22317205
Exactly.
Kikis are the superior choice.

There's no such thing as a "superior" choice, both are great for different types of people.

Ask your Kiki wife to cosplay as a Shog

It'll be fine

>>22317227
>Her dignity and calm demeanor: gone

>>22317227
I'd ask a kiki to make a spinning game wheel, and in each slot, fill half of it with normal sexual acts and the other have with /d/-tier fetishes. Then spin it. Whatever it lands on, we do it. No take backs.
I'm insane enough and fucked up enough to gamble it.
I also feel like this would be some after-hours monster girl game show.

>These people not knowing the appeal of wholesome not-/d/ lewding of a shog.
Shameful.

>>22317223
No need to be subjective, anon. Kiki's are clearly the objectively superior choice. Not only are they top meido in all aspects with no real competition but they also actively improve their husbands to be better men than they were before which in return means the kiki steps up to be a better maid worthy of such a master.
Eventually, once the mana loop takes its course, they'll be perfect individuals worthy of the godlike power they now possess.
There's just no objectively better choice. Sort of like how longswords are objectively superior to katanas.

>>22317259
This
>>22317205
Shogs are not degenerate at all. In fact they are one of the absolute purest Mamano. It says so right in their profile.

>>22317259
While nice, Shoggoth stands out because she can do things no other monster reasonably can.
The Kiki's just as good for other things.

>>22317245
I want a kiki that's super lewd.
The kind that catches me looking at her ass or breasts and asks if I'd like them bigger.

I want to convince my kiki maid to join the sabbath

Touch rata ___?

>>22317319
I want to force my kiki to drinks lots of holstaur milk

>>22317323
Yes

>>22317325
I want to force my kiki to drink lots of cock milk.

>>22317046
You're dropping it because you got called out and have no argument that a single post is spam.

>>22317319
>>22317325
Oppai loli Kikis.

I want to spoil and pamper my kiki maid rotten

I want her to become lazy and get a little pudgy

>>22317270
>longswords are objectively superior to katanas.
I kinda want to see two Cursed Swords arguing about masterwork bastard swords in D20.

>>22317323
Mere female rodent.

Its toasty and warm inside your maid

>>22317323
head

>>22317325
I want my kiki to force me to drink lots of her milk

>>22317398
Mindflayer dirty talk is weird.

>>22317334
Would love to be greeted by her whenever I come hope, especially if her bust starts wobbling.

>>22317398
It is toasty and warm but now my maid has heart pupils

>>22315974
4u

https://youtu.be/r29Cf49jQWw
Turtles are chill

>>22317543
Everyone knows Maki's ass is flat.

>>22317543

Kot

>>22317323
Ass.

Singing birb.

>>22309628
I prefer my sheep with MEAT.

>only six posts in the past hour
>all from the same IP
Did the portals open? Is everyone too busy getting raped to post?

>>22317801
I just woke up

>>22316274
I wanna get humped by a kakapo harpy.

>>22317750
That's not a meat sheep. This is a meat sheep.

What if a Dhampir didn't want to fight their mom and wanted to be a Gang Star?

>>22317820
That sheep lacks meat though.

>>22317820
She could hurt someone with that.

>>22317828
Nothing a bit of tender bed-rest won't fix

>>22317801
>>all from the same IP
???

Just saw this thread in 4chan's main page so first time here. Question: What the fuck you do in here and why the fuck is spooder the best?

>>22317885
Want to fuck monster girls.
Webplay is great.

>>22317885
>What the fuck you do in here
We argue
>why the fuck is spooder the best?
But that's wrong

>>22316206
What the fuck are those things

>>22317951
>But that's wrong
No it isn't.

>>22317970
Flowers.

>>22318000
But flowers are supposed to be cute.

Wikifag here, in total, I gathered 536 images from MGU.
I'll post a gallery after I'm done checking if I somehow saved some duplicates.

>>22317885
>What the fuck you do in here
Sharing coomer fantasies, arguments, posting fanart, hoping for new stuff from source material.
>and why the fuck is spooder the best?
Debatable, but Quelaag's sister a cute.

>>22318053
Tiger in a box.

>>22318045
Based.

What would a Queen Humpty Egg be like?
Or a Humpty Egg Parasite Slime?

>>22318053
Jinkos are cute!
CUTE!

>>22318058
Thats actually a leopard.

>>22318069
Either they only infect lolis or those infected become slightly more childlike. I did a greentext with a pslime humpty before.

>>22318081
>those infected become slightly more childlike
So basically a slime Titania?

>>22318092
Yes. A titania that also has the ability to alter bust size slightly thanks to the slime. Also the ability to form her own slime clothes.

>>22318069
Considering they lay Eggs unlike other Slimes (and an inability to divide is what creates a Queen Slime) there is a good chance they are the exception to the Queen Slime thing.

>>22318125
>Helping you humpty carrier wife pop out an egg.

>>22318073
Indeed they are!

>>22317885
>What the fuck you do in here
We cope with our inceldom by sharing our cumbrain fantasies. Sometimes we argue about degeneracy.
>why the fuck is spooder the best?
They aren't.

>>22318137
A big jinko wife causes a long and happy life.

>>22318135
The frequent egg laying is hot if it's a monster totally unprepared for it, like Anubis or Vampire.
Or the smug on someone like Cheshire or Hellhound fading away as they experience it for the first time.

>>22317801
I dont need sex, because life itself fucks me in the ass every day.

>>22318440
Cheshire Humpty carrier losing all her smug trying to lay an egg would be so cute.

>>22318440
>>22318471
Or a Diamond Trumpart Humpty Carrier getting extra smug knowing how much her husband likes watching her lay eggs.

when you stick your dick deeper in a shoggoth's pussy, it makes a wet whoopee cushion sound

>>22318045
KYS

>>22318580
ebin

>>22318580
Get off the computer wisp-chan.

>>22318121
The oppai sabbath grows in strength with every passing day.

>>22318045
That many? Didn't think there would be so many in the wild at this point.

>>22318510
Hot. I could see them even tease their husband by using the egg as a dildo,

>>22318045
>MGU
They're still alive?

>>22318221
>inceldom
Go back to tumblr.

Dullahorn!

>>22318580
kunoichi yandere succubus?

>>22318660
IMAGINE

What happens when your young Tanuki daughteru tries to burn her playhouse down for the insurance money?

>>22318620
>Vidya
>With a bandhee
So much salt and delicious tears.

>>22318640
Engage in intercourse

>>22318669
She finds out about fraud investigators and insurance fraud court proceedings earlier than most.

>>22318669
That's a spanking.

>>22317885
You're absolutely right. The spooder is best!
>>22318081
post humpty pslime greentext please

>>22318684
Detective or police themed monster girl when?

>>22318669
Her mother has to bail her out by winning the case in court. Her mother then educates her how best commit insurance fraud

>>22318674
Dilate.

>>22318702
I can't find it anon. Sorry. Maybe another anon can remake one. Mine was about an entire classroom of lolis and their CC ultra busty taku teacher getting infected.

>>22318741
Know any keywords I can search for? That sounds really good!

>>22318731
Did somebody say "dilate"?

>>22318731
Cope

>>22318746
Teacher, hakutaku, humpty slime. Its been a few months since i wrote it.

>>22318775
Thank you. I'll see if I can wrangle the archives and find it.

We really don't deserve monstergirls

Pat the cat.

>>22318759
why is she happy, bros

>>22318805
i did that to a jinko and now she asked me for sex

>>22318810
she's got nice big ween in her you dumb dumb idiot.

>>22318781
No problem anon. I hope you find it. Also Classroom might work as well

Is it still technically ss if you’re 36 and she’s 500?

>>22318814
Do I get headpats if I eat a jinko out?

>>22318848
Only if you down a pedomorphosis potion.

>>22318766
Cringe

>>22318861
...and bluepilled!

>>22318905
How to take blue pill?

>>22318938
take the red pill instead.

>>22318938
You sign a completly ordinary waiver first and she takes care of the rest.

If I had an oni and a flow kelp for a wife is a threesome called an onigiri?

Remember to take fish oil once a day for good health!
And by "fish oil", I mean mermaid love juices

>>22318946
I prefer a smaller blue pill

>>22318980
Do Merrow count?

>>22318938
By adopting a Demon loli and raising her to be your ideal wife. On the MGE world, the meaning of "bluepilled" is more like equivalent to our "redpilled".

>>22318994
All mermaid-family monsters count.

>>22319005
Redpill can't be the opposite. Raising a little red oni is good too.

>>22319025
Then I'd love a daily dose of fish oil from a sweet little Merrow!

>>22319025
Joro would make sure you get your daily dose whether you're aware of it or not.

>>22319005
Would a Dark Angel be good, too? And a Dark Valkyrie? And a Devil? All at once? With a loli smoke hobo?

>>22318981
Based.

Mofu: Not even once.

>>22317301
>Shogs are not degenerate at all. In fact they are one of the absolute purest Mamano. It says so right in their profile.
Shog has no style
Shog has no grace
That maid is a fucking disgrace

>>22319051
Get a loli kej to round it out.

>>22319093
Kiki obeys the laws of the material universe, so she's super mega silly.

>>22319093

Potato.

>>22319123
Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

>>22319134
It's a Japanese Leprechaun!

>>22315827
its not rape, just aggressive sexual assault and harassment

>>22319081
Autism can't beat the fluff. Not the fluff.

>>22317259
>I didn't know you're into this kind of fucked up stuff, mastah - says shog after being asked to act like a proper dignified maid

>>22319191
Nope.

>>22319200
>TFW no MG to turn you into an actual fluff addict

>>22319199
The handholding though

>>22319176
wasn't this axed?

>>22319289
I cant tell anymore if it is or was or will be, all I know for sure is I want to be wolfys little spoon

>>22319266
>she tilts her head, somewhat perplexed and unsure
>M-maybe we should start with something tamer? A bit of tentacle rape, perhaps?

Little blueberries.

>>22319363
I desire a pudgy little devil to welcome me home.

>>22319199
>laying on a Shog's lap pillow after a long week, both of you very quiet as she gently strokes your hair
>the eyes on her head are closed and serene, but all the other spots on her body are staring directly at you, unblinking and intensely loving
>starts humming you to sleep, but her hum sounds almost like soft flute or calliope music, with a melody so nostalgic you think you remember it from before you were even born
>wake up the next morning safely in your shogbed, wrapped tight in your soft shog comforter, and served breakfast in bed by your beloved maid who is back to her regular genki and high-energy attitude like nothing happened
Pure shogs are lovely.

>>22319363

>>22319441

>>22319363
Demons and Devils are for surprising with Parasite Slimes.

>>22319462
>Babby's first contract
Aww....

>>22319465
I bet certain Undead would also be excellent carriers. Liches and Ghouls and the like.

>tfw no woofer doggo heckin good girl pupperino borker bamboozled mlem blep borkin floofer doggerino kobold gf

>>22319496
How could anybody get anything done when there are kobolds to pet?

>>22319512
Take them walkie and do what needs to be done while they're too sleepy to demand pets.

>>22319496
What the hell is this trying to say? Did this anon get flayered?

I want an Ochi with a massive bust to proclaim me her lord....despite the fact that I just live a modest life in the city.

>>22319191
I don't want to be mofu'd!

Octobutt.

>>22317304
>no other monster reasonably can
Diamond Trumparts can do anything for the sake of lewdness.

>>22319539
Diamond trumparts don't deserve to exist and neither does whole Wonderland.

>>22319546
Diamond Trumparts are among the best girls, and Wonderland is one of the best parts of MGE.

>>22319512
Tie them up.

>>22319512
Why would I be distracted by kobolds?

>>22319526
That Anon just wants to know if any Kobold has ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

>>22319526
A doggo is a dog. A pupper is a smol doggo. But a big ol pupper is a doggo. A woofer is a big ol doggo. And a smol woofer is, you guessed it, a doggo. A yapper is a smol pupper, and a big ol woofer is a floofer. There's also a snip snap doggo, which you don't want to pet.

There are several doggo species: common doggo (aka doge), special doggo, wrinkler, corgo, shoob, puggo, and long doggo. And doggos do several activities. There's the heckin angery woofer, aquadoggos, subwoofers, very fast doggo running at incredible hihg speed, and many more.

A doggo’s tongue does many things. A mlem is when a doggo licks its chops. A blop is when its tongue sticks out a bit. You might also call it a blep, but some people think that term is strictly for cattos.

>>22319511
I wouldn't mind getting raped hard and long by an ushi

>>22319526
Meme overdose.

>>22319564
What I seem to be getting is that canines will mindbreak people to a chaotic degree, resulting in a shared language tangent to English.

>>22319521
The thought of a kobold trying to stay awake despite how sleepy she is so she can accompany master on errands, but eventually fully dozing off and waking up to him having already returned is really cute.

>>22319574
Oh, did a Cheshire facesit him before that?

>>22319575
I want a hellhound to mindbreak me.

>>22319575
>a shared language tangent to English.
Yeah, baby talk infused with memes. Cute puppets will do that to you. I'll bet werewolves hate this effect but their tails wag anyway

Shog and Kraken. Perfect for those strange Cthulhu Mythos "roleplay" sessions.

>>22319564
Some dogs are doggos, some are puppers, and others may even be pupperinos. There are corgos and clouds, fluffers and floofs, woofers and boofers. The chunky ones are thicc, and the thin ones are long girls. When they stick out their tongues, they're doing a mlem, a blep, a blop. They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten. And whether they're 10/10 or 12/10, they're all heckin' good girls.

>>22319605
Puppies (as I'm sure you meant to say) have never had an effect on me, one way or another.

>>22319492
Liche testing out how hard hubby gets depending on the different slime bikinis she wears.

>>22319617
I've yet to see a canine girl I'd consider more than 7/10.

>>22319666
My condolences for your condition.

>>22319615
SUMMON THE DARK GODS

>>22319761
What are you implying? That there's something wrong with me for my tastes?

>>22314383
No, it belongs to mofucores!

Creampie loli MGs

>>22319844
I'd rather creampie MILF MGs.

>>22319864
I can't stop thinking of helping a titania humpty carrier pop out some eggs.

>>22319832
Yes.

Bad bug.

>Human boys are for ______

>>22309628
What if an Overpowered male Isekai Protagonist type of person were to end up in MGE?

What'll happen?

>>22319864
I wanna be bullied by a bunch of buff fairies and their /fit/tania leader!

>>22319580
>Cheshire reducing her man to an incomprehensible mess of memes from something as simple as facesitting
That sounds dangerous. Sex with her must involve a lot of comically bad doujin lines.

Brown succ.

>TFW no duck harpy to make "FUCK THE DUCK UNTIL EXPLODED" jokes with

>>22319969
I dont get it

>>22319868
Do Humpty Carriers eventually succumb to the same insatiable sex drive as a Jubjub?

>>22319974
It comes from a hilariously bad translation on a Chinese restaurant menu

>>22319832
I mean it's obvious.

>>22319945
>"You're inpregnating my mouth?! Now I'm gonna get pregnant with a food baby!"
>meanwhile, husband is just wondering how she is able to talk so much while actively giving a blowjob
They call it wonderland for a reason.

>>22320008
>food baby

>>22319914
Cuddles.

>>22318818
Sadly, I was not able to find anything using many combinations of those keywords on the yuki.la archive.

>>22319920
He'd probably marry the demon lord or someth--wait a minute.

>>22319933
I personally would like a deredere muscle type, so /fit/ania princess carrying you and buff fairies taking turns riding your cock and letting you kiss their abs sounds nice.

From cow to fox.

>>22320043
Is this it?

>>/jp/thread/S21624344#p21625263

>>22319920
>>22320047
Yeah, an overpowered Isekai Gary Stu Protag is likely the Chief God's and Order's only hope for victory

>>22320085
>Dumb holster
>Non matching stockings
Oh no, another chuuni

>>22320043
no worries anon. >>22320067 has found it.

>>22320047
>Demon Lord's husband is an Isekai MC who was hired by the Order but turned against them
It all makes sense now.

>>22320076
>harem protagonist so dense even Eros' best agents can't break through to him
>ends up making a lot of "close friends", "eternal companions" and the like with many monstergirls, who can't bring themselves to give up on the chase
>eventually ends up marrying the first slime he encountered because she just asks instead of trying to use elaborate seduction methods that could be misinterpreted
Actually potentially a cute story.

Shark!

>>22320092
>Dumb holster
Read that as "dumb holstaur" for a second.

Fat sleeping snek.

>>22319844
Especially the young undead with their cold bodies

I wonder if a Doppelganger can take on the form of another Doppelganger. Their true form is described as a "plain little girl draped in black" but that doesn't mean they all look exactly the same. It'd be funny if a Doppelganger took aim at a man, cast her spell and all that happened was her hairstyle changing and small differences in her body occurring such as her mole disappearing.

>>22320114
And the only one who can stop him is another isekai MC in a multi-episode duel so fierce that anyone who tries to get within a kilometer of them gets instantly turned to ash.

>>22320393
How would that even work?

>>22316329
Looks like there'll be plenty of bacon ready to serve after the fight is over.

>>22320428
Woah scary!

>>22320428
I wish a girl would hold my ass the same way this Banshee holds that Wisp's ass

Sea hare MG when?

>>22320445
The idea is simple. A Doppelganger sees a man she wants, she casts her spell of transformation to turn into his ideal woman which turns out to be another Doppelganger but not her in particular so she takes on the form of that other Doppelganger.

Some real craziness would be she doesn't notice any changes at all, leading to total confusion because she doesn't remember ever having close enough contact with him but then she decides to examine herself in more detail and after loosening her clothes she finds she now has her twin sister's birth mark which means her twin sister is the one the man loves.

>>22316414
Mofu? Not even once.

>>22320471
when we get a biclops monster girl

>>22320495

>>22320502
I would capture several foxgirls and make them watch as I fluff[/spoiler] them one by one then leave them in a safe place without so much as a headpat.

>>22320464
I wish I could grab a cute undead girl's ass.

>>22320537
Me too.

>>22320521
>[/spoiler]
Retard

>>22320537
It's hard to decide on which one

Marry Potatoes, they're best at cosplay.

>>22320596
Ok.

>>22320596
Yes. I have a wide assortment in my glamour wardrobe and look forward to adding 2P's outfit to it.

>>22320596
Based.

let sleeping dogs lie

>>22320617