/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to spend the winter in the Dark Elf Fun Time Fun Dungeon.

>In this way, they are extremely dangerous monsters, but they're also symbolic of a bountiful harvest. Once they've taken a liking to someone, no matter how much food is devoured by them, even more food and wealth will be accumulated.
I want to take a bratty loli Beelzebub in for the winter and have her bless me while I spoil her rotten by fucking her daily.

>>22171475
Lord of the Flies!

What's the panty situation in mge?

>>22171494
Underwear only gets in the way, unless it's sexy and part of the thing that's being done.

>>22171494
There are pictures of the Baphomets in world guide 3 wearing them, so they exist. It depends on the girl. Mostly likely used as fetish wear or for girl that monsterized and are still shy.

https://imgur.com/a/6UdXI3s
Wikifag here, made one of these, so the extra art is easier to browse.

At any rate, steppe bandits.

Just give me a dormouse I can spend all day in bed with sleeping, cuddling, molesting, and fucking

>>22171425
>Gonna take one home and let her recover from the previous nights drinking
Remember to give your sugar-mama a massage too

>>22171568
>be trying to make a name for yourself as an expert tactician
>traveling across the desert to sell a metric fuckton of cheese for 300% profit
>supplies are low, money running thin because you bought too much cheese
>can't afford to pay the band of mercenaries you hired
>they disband
>left completely alone in the desert, hauling so much goddamn cheese that even the horses are thinking about abandon you
>hear yodeling in a foreign language coming from behind some dunes
>fuck
>it's a band of steppe bandits
>a rain of sticks with rocks tied to them rain down
>manage to cover yourself with a shield but the volley has beaten the horses near death
>bandits appear over the horizon
>well-oiled, california-gold-tanned centaurs charging at you with clubs
>archers in the back are using those crude, stone-on-a-stick arrows
>doing your best to fend them off as you retreat
>they cut off your escape route
>try to fight your way out with a +2 chipped falchion
>speed bonus (-75%)
>0 damage dealt to steppe bandit
>knocked unconscious
>kept prisoner
>fucked a lot
>kept under constant supervision
>originally you were going to be sold as a slave, but they've all grown fond of you and your dick
>you're stuck there forever
>start lending them aid as a tactician

>>22171675
I should've bought a cheesemaker instead of all that cheese.

What I want is a monster girl that accepts that I come as part of a package deal. I ain't leaving my aging parents and inept sibling.

>>22171697
An older demon might be a good fit. Or maybe a young and cute kiki.

>>22171675
Should have hired that staff-wielding medic.

>>22171550
Thanks, helps a lot.

>>22171550
That Alice picture gets me every time. I have a waifu but they are really tempting.

>>22171697
Would you be willing to have them monsterize?

>Childhood friend dies in battle,So do you
>Meet her in valhalla as a valkyrie
Yay or nay? do human women need to die before turning into valkyries?

>>22172028
If you are asking about canon MGE there is no evidence either way that a human can become a Valkyrie or any Angel.

>>22172028
>die in battle for your lich waifu
>she just nonchalantly ressurect you after the battle is over
How romantic.

>>22172046
It stands to reason that that would be a gift handed out by gods to their followers, since they’re necessarily divinely-linked.

>>22172282
I imagine it would be a rare and more like the Mermaid in side guide 3 that was reincarnated as a Undine by Poseidon for her sacrifice.

>>22171466
Sorry, it's full. There are still some vacancies in the deluxe punishment closet, but you should hurry.

>>22172292
Oh yeah, I’m not saying it’d be common. Probably reserved for special cases like that or later reincarnations.
If you’re alive and well you can just become a cleric/paladin-flavored-hero in their name after all.

>>22171675
What happened to all the cheese?

>>22172348
>Before Anon was raped he dug a hole and hit all the cheese in it
>Years later he returns and finds it's still there and has not rotted away
>Just as he starts to dig it out a sandworm pops up and eats it all
Such is the life of the desert

>>22171466
To be honest is being a slave to a mamono even that bad? She might be very rich you know.

Breed onis.

>>22172390
>The way they express love is different depending on various races. Some of them don't refer to their most beloved man as husband at all. There are even races that call them “slave”, “servant,” “food”, etc. man.
Slave is just another word for husband.

>>22172404
>food
I wonder what tailpussy could be responsible for that particular name.

>>22172401
I realized something. Onis and demons are my favorite mgs. One is a classic demon the other one is a jap. Now that explains a lot.

>>22172409
I personally think Vampire before incubization but maybe.

>>22172404
>Slave is just another word for husband.
Oh I know. Though some mamono can be very possessive and restrictive.

>>22172401
Okay

>>22172503
land sharks

>>22171550
Cute snow loli.

>>22172401
No, breed awoos

>>22172517
The most terrifying kind of shark.

I dare you to slap a hellhound's ass then just walk away

>>22172565
I'm gonna pinch her ass instead

Fuck robots.

>>22172587
Waifubots when

These are the only ones that have a sliver of a chance of becoming reality

Would you date a fairy?

>>22172602
It'd be strange being able to carry my girlfriend around in one of my pockets.

>>22172602
Dommed by a fairy!

>>22172602
Only a Pixie so you could have both normal sex and fairy onahole sex depending on your mood.

*chuffs*

I want a pure succubus

>>22171717
I want to fuck all three of those shortstacks silly.

>>22172385
>Meanwhile inside the Sandworm
>”Look honey! I found a whole bunch of these brown circles! They smell interesting. What are they?”
>”Ah, this is what’s known as cheese! If you can dissolver cut off just the outside of it, you’ll find a delicious food inside.”
>”You mean like fruit?”
>”Not exactly, its made from the milk of cows or some such that people cook and store”
>”Oh boy! I can’t wait to taste the cow fruit!”

If he could only see the excitement in that girl’s face, it would all be worth it.

>>22172631
The succubus race is probably very diverse. There definitely would be a "pure succubus".

>>22172565
That's like spraying your teeth with silver then going into the demon realm.

>>22172679
Anon is awaited in Valhalla!

Now she can stalk you this Autumn!

>>22171675
I just wanted to feast! Why won't these big desert dog girls leave me and my butter alone?

>>22172679
>spraying your teeth with silver
isnt that what rappers do?

What's she playing?

>>22172734
meet n fuck

>>22172731
That's a big dog.

>>22172602
I've always felt weird about the whole onahole thing mostly because I'm inexperienced with that kind of hand usage, but I wouldn't mind a nice fairy girl. Reminds me of growing up with LoZ as a wee lad.

>>22172602
Only if she she had proportionally large breasts for her body.

>>22172602
Fairy is old timey slang for guys what likes being pounded by other guys .

>>22172602
hell yeah i would. i want a fairy wife

>>22172734
A 4v1 game where 4 monstergirls hunt down a man. There's different endings for him depending on what monstergirl caught him too

>>22172829
Isnt that basically succubus prison?

>>22172801

>>22172602
Cute, but too tiny. Would keep as a pet though.

>>22172838
i want to bully an alp with my dick so much that she develops a 11/10 semen demon body.

>>22172713
He wants to be WITNESSED

Touch the squid.

>>22172836
More like a mge Prey

>Your birthday
>Your wife Apophis got you a Pharaoh as your present
>The brown girl is only wearing paper wraps resembling a lewd birthday lace



What do?

How are you enjoying autumn?

>>22172976
Surprised it isn't snowing here yet, gets colder everyday. Perfect time of the year to be cozy inside with a warm fluffy hellhound.

>>22172991
hopefully, she'll let go of me after waking up and deciding to go downstairs, to the fridge, for a midnight snack

>>22172955
I love how the pure elegant wights have massive fuck off ghost claws.

https://i.imgur.com/yfxmsHs.png
Friendly reminder to impregnate your local weather goddess.

At least musclehounds will never fall out of favour

>>22172896
I just did.

>>22173009
sounds like too much work. i'm just gonna stay inside my uchi and playing video games

>>22172731
You are closest to your goddess when your head is between her thighs

>>22173034
I find it kinda interesting because looking at my saved images, which I always keep sorted by date acquired, Hellhounds with defined muscles weren’t really a thing until a certain waifufag arrived on the scene.
Not that I’m complaining about them, there’s just a conspicuous absence of them in art before a certain point, when it seems like they’ve been discussed forever.

i bet hellhounds are aggressive because they're insecure about their looks.

>>22172976
Not very well so far. Almost got arrested last week and somebody died a few days ago.

>>22173034
Only gay guys like muscles

>>22173221
My waifu can beat your waifu

Reminder that a dragon's weakpoint is the belly.

>>22173045
>stay inside my uchi

>>22171439

>>22171466
I wish lolicept would draw this girl again.

>>22173357
"Stay inside" like this probably

Fucc the sea succ

>>22172836
I’m thinking of a reversed death by daylight

>>22173387
I do not recognise the bodies in the water

>>22173406

>>22173357
uchi means house in japanese! i didn't mean a ushi. ushi are too aggressive for casual sex

Obey Pharaoh

>>22173387
Is sticking my dick in the water a valid way to attract sea succs?

>>22173513
I'm my own free man, I can obey who I want.

>>22173513
I always will.

>>22173515
It's a valid way to attract any sea-dwelling monster.

>>22173513
Of course, even if it means getting her to orgasm with her God Voice on.

>>22173387
But I already have a blue succ

>>22173540
A pharaoh who is an excellent magical and close quarters fighter is very hot.

>>22173574
She's a muscle wizard.

>>22173554
how do i specifically attract sea succs then with just my dick?

>happy 16th birthday
so
how long have you guys been here?

>>22172896
lmao she got them caveman feet

>>22173593
I forget. 11 years maybe?

>>22173583
A queen, general and warrior. The greatest pharaoh!

>>22173513
Yes, I want to impregnate all the undead

>>22173593
Time goes by so fast, it's already been 12 years.

>>22173593
two years

>>22173593
Embarrassingly since 2012 - 2013 area. Like a hemorrhoid that keeps coming back.

>>22173593
2012 eternal newfag, but I did research on the site culture beforehand and lurked before posting

>>22173593
11 years

>disaster day of crisis but set in MGE Land
you guys like taking out extremists and running away from black matter tsunamis filling the streets?

you guys play with dolls?

>>22173765
I like my dolls bigger.

>>22173775
you sure?

>>22173765
if tiny evil taught me anything, i should expect to be raped if i take good care of a doll i come across in town

>>22173787
Very sure.

>>22173765
They tend to call them 'action figures'

Fortunately, the stuff I've had could easily come back affectionate from the TLC they've gotten over the years. I blame spending years watching The Christmas Toy as a bit of an influence.

>Cicadas in the morning
>Bees in the afternoon
>Mosquitos at night
FUCK OFF WITH ALL THIS BUZZING LEMME SLEEP

>>22173588
Buy a mana marker.

>>22173593
Three years

>>22173593
Hard to say. Maybe five years?

>>22173853
is there a mythical creature related to cicadas? there should be a cicada monster girl to set the mood for starting an anime episode

>>22173896
Sort of. In Phaedrus, Plato describes cicadas as humans that allowed the muses enchant them into singing and dancing so much they didn't know they died, and in turn become agents of a sort for the Muses to report who honors them and who doesn't.

>>22173593
About 9?

>tfw no tall dark mage waifu

Spooky season!

>>22173593
I'm pretty sure that pic related was the first thread I posted in, but I don't remember the exact post.

>>22173593
between 7 and 9 years
no escape

DRINK

>>22174023
My pet milk has turned on me.

>>22172385
>>Just as he starts to dig it out a sandworm pops up and eats it all

Would sandworm mamono also be found Mongolia steppes areas. Sort of yes? Because of a not!Gobi Desert nearby?

>>22174060
>Mongolia steppes areas
That's horsepussy territory.

>>22173593
In these threads or 4chan? Been in monster girl threads since 2012-2013 and 4chan since 2007.

>>22174070
Then why do sandworms and or other desert themed and desert gimmick Monstergirls appear in so called "desert centaur territory" occasionally, unannounced?

Winged centaur when?

How do MGs handle someone that doesnt't handle affection well? I got like trust issues and shit relating to people being nice to me and I find it progressively harder to believe in others

>>22174093
You sound like a target for a monster with healing fetish after the initial shock.
>"Hello there, handsome~"
>Fuck off, I'm not falling for this shit again

>>22173620
I want to fuck all the high class undead lolis.

>MGC drawthread

>>22174093

>This isn't what I signed up for when I joined the navy!

>>22174205
You can’t get more sincere than when you keep going even when they try to stop you!

>>22174220

>It’s parent teacher conferences again
>Meaning you have to deal with slew of monster moms for couple hours after work
>Perfectionist Pharaoh mom and her equally perfectionist princess
>Spends most of the meeting yelling at her daughter for getting a 98 on the last test
>Then demands you yell at her too, since she’s your star pupil and you should hold her to a higher standard
>Quiet Unagi Joro from first period brings both her parents
>Goes by well as you explain she’s a fine student and doesn’t causes any trouble
>One problem is her parents are constantly groping each other, and while they try to be discreet they’re failing miserably
>Much to their daughter’s dismay
>End meeting quickly and send the out
>Suddenly dad slips and drags His wife to the ground with him
>Unagi juice gets all over your floor staining it more than usual
>You push them down the hall and watch them slide like a curling stone
>Next is one of your few male students and his adoptive Ushi-Oni mom
>Meeting goes by fast as he’s a solid B student
>You just recommend he spend more time doing his homework as those are the only things holding him back from an A
>They leave but you notice Ushi mom left her purse
>Go out to the hallway to give it to her only to see them both making out and dry humping each other
>Leave purse by your door as you go back into your room
>Sit back at your desk and notice email from demon principle
>Asks you to come to her office after conferences for some extra “overtime”

Support your local snek shrine maiden.

>>22174248
Just wait till you have to have a conference with the parents of the little Kobold in the rubber suit.

>>22174176
>Draw a guy pinning down a Yeti and cuddling her violently until she heart pupils

Big. Undead, Butts.

>>22174327
Nice but could be bigger

>>22174327
I bet undead butts are all cold and aren’t nearly as gropable as when they were alive

>>22174327
I want to sink my fingers in there

>>22174263
poor teacher anon

What does anal with a sandworm feel like?

>>22174093

>>22174220
>chained up and being forced to intertwine
so fucking romantic.

>>22174327
I like my undead with CHUNK

How would an MG handle their husband grieving? Say a family member or beloved pet died, how would they handle their husband's grief over the loss?

Why is this mofu queen so tempting to breed?

>>22174327
Big undead butts in sexy lingerie are the best, especially if they're on little undead girls.

>>22174504
Goddamn, that's some good winter mofu

>>22174093
Got trust issues as well and the inability to accept positive reinforcement without seeing it as people kissing up/doing something out of pity or obligation. I don't want to know something is good so much as WHY, because I cannot fathom it normally.

>>22174539
>without seeing it as people kissing up/doing something out of pity or obligation
99% of the time it is

>>22174504
Mofu Queen needs to lay off the ice cream, it goes straight to her breasts!

>>22174539
i really love pics like this. it really captures what it means to be a man, whose lover is a monstrous maiden!

>>22173593
I came here during the election for reasons entirely unrelated to the election. In fact, I came here for monstergirls.

>>22174387
Never underestimate the love and power of an Ushi

>>22174621
/jp/ was always one of my hang-out boards.
One day I finally noticed these and decided to pop in.

>>22174638
Whos your favourite girl anon?

>>22174545
Which is exactly why I take everything with so much of a grain of salt I may as well be applying CPR to Lot's Wife.

>>22174671
It's a tossup between Troll, Kakuen, and Orc since I'm indecisive when it comes to cute monstergirls

>>22174711
Expect a Kakuen sometime this week in these threads.

>>22174736
God bless if you make more Kakuen art

>>22174387

>>22174387
Loen? Good to see you back.

>>22174767
Look at this loser with body pillow and no man to rape. I bet she cries every night after masturbating because "Anon" isn't real.

>>22174539
What a progressive couple.

>>22174811
It has a monster boy, fuck off.

Okay, so hear me out:
Goose harpy

>>22174840
Your goose is cooked

>>22174840
goose harpy
turkey harpy
chicken harpy
raven harpy
crow harpy
eagle harpy
peacock harpy
falcon harpy
albatross harpy
hawk harpy
swallow harpy
dove harpy
cockatiel harpy
seagull harpy

>>22174840
HONK!!

>>22174840
As long as she's not a dirty mischievous goose. Mischievous geese get punished!

>>22174866
>chicken harpy
>raven harpy
>crow harpy
We already have those.
>cockatiel harpy
Parrot harpies in general would be cool.
>seagull harpy
See pic, even though it's not a seagull.

>>22174811
Fuck man I can't contain it. These porkers are so good looking. I just want fuck them into oinking messes so bad.

>>22174840
Canadian goose harpies are mean girls

>>22174866
>No vulture harpy
HmmMMmm

>>22174871
>be nice neighbourly farmer
>group of goose harpies continually harass me
>stealing my tools while screaming "RAKE IN LAKE!" autistically
>one day while I'm working the planters one of them pushes me to the ground
>straddles me while her friends honk around us
>she screams "COCK FOR FLOCK!"
I fucking hate geese

>>22174871
>>22174895
>>22174904
She does it because she loves you

>>22174866
stork harpy

Two bugs and an elf.

>>22174866
>you'll never suddenly get humped by a kakapo harpy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

>>22174934
Atlas moth has got it going on.

>>22174948

>>22174963
You are her light

>>22173593
I remember when I was running fucking quests on /a/, that's how long I've been here. Nothing has changed. People still fall for the same bait, it only comes in a different flavor.
still love you all though

sloppy hellhound kisses are the best kind of kisses.

>>22174978
I'll be the best light I can!

I wonder what she's reading..?

>>22175020
>"how to turn your anon ON!" by Dr. Miss Lich

>>22171466
>>22172390
>Dark Elf Captures you
>Expect to be beaten and whipped as she has her way with you
>She winds up kissing and hugging you and treating you gently complete with handholding
>Turns out she is a pariah of her own kind and even her parents see that she is a failure.

The blowjob of legends.

>>22175037
>Miss Lich
If she's a Miss then that means she has no man, and is clearly under qualified to be writing that book

>I am the law!

>>22175020
the latest chapter of Demon Layer

I don’t know if I’m burned out on monster girls or writing or both but I feel like a worthless piece of shit

>>22175063
I-it's just a misprint!

Are you scared?

New wife picture! Make sure to get your wife to try on new styles!

>>22175109
no because ghouls are such an irrelevant monsters I forget her profile details hahaha what a loser.

>>22175052
More like a full bodyjob. I guess just don't piss her off when she's hungry. Still she's cute, but I prefer my lamias with normal sized mouths

>>22175109
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!

>>22175116
Very nice anon!

Goose Harpy on the loose! She's a horrible harpy! She's ruining your day with a mischievous grin!

>>22175122
>bodyjob

>>22175122
Supposedly Lamiae have beautiful singing voices. Would be nice to experience.

>>22175163
Snakes are at their best when sultry and seductive.

>>22175163
I hope lamia caberets are a thing. I want to try and capture the ancient apophis owner and star singers heart.

>>22175187
I too share this dream.

>>22175052
That raises a good point though. Is it a blowjob when no suction or blowing can occur because snakes use 2 different openings in the mouth for bodily processes where one is for eating(the one you'd be facefucking) and one for breathing(which would kill her if you use) unlike humans who just use 1 for both which is why we can even do fellatio and blowjobs in the first place?

Am I the only one who thinks cloacas are the best option for harpies? It's a one stop shop for anal or vaginal sex depending on how you angle yourself initially and for them they get to experience the pleasure of anal and vaginal sex simultaneously. All the muscle density and control of vaginal muscles but also the stretchiness and tautness of anal so they can push eggs out without breaking them.

>"Did some one say challenge?"

>>22175204
Glad to know I am in the company of patricians.

Brown kuufish.

>>22175116
I'm jealous, your wife has a very nice braid.

I want a Jinko to touch my balls with her hand

>>22175256
Would kejourous braid their hair?

I want to see Selene lewds.

>>22175116
Can I get a yeehaw?

Now this is dedication.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the bakas, their idiocy hides sinister intent.

Well?

>>22175292
How could anyone not trust a face like this?

>>22175274
Thats a kinda wimpy looking sword.

>>22175116
Nice who's the artist?

>>22175324
I have no idea who this beauty is! Is she a centaur?

>>22175350
A ryu in disguise, obviously.

>>22175348
Ezzyecchi

>>22175369
>Ezzy
I didn't recognize his work without the muscles and horns

>>22175364
What if: Wurm raised by Ryu

>>22175376
The man draws a good lich

>>22175382
>Wurm grows up haughty believing she's a goddess
>Even if she was raised and taught by the finest scholars she's still a wurm
>She's prone to extremely ditsy and forgetful moments at the most inopportune times
>And that's not mentioning just how gullible she is
I wonder how she'll react once she learns she's not a Ryu?

>>22175411
>That's dumb, of course I'm a Ryu. I can do the shoryuken!

>>22175382
>ryu adopts an orphaned wurm
>her mom probably misplaced her and forgot she even had a child in the first place once she was out of sight, she's honestly surprised it doesn't happen more often
>wurm grows up thinking she's a ru
>starts trying to weather dominate like mom does
>when nothing happens she gets upset so her mom picks up the habit of secretly making it rain whenever wurm tries her "powers"

>>22175411
>Ohh...
>So I'm an EARTH Ryu! That's the rarest of all!

>>22175382
What if: Ryu raised by Wurm

>>22175542
Same as a Wight daughter to Zombie mom. Ultimate Cute!

Don't forget to water your plants!

>>22175574
water my pants?

>>22175574
she might rip my clothes off if i got near her

https://i.imgur.com/mms5v0S.png
A Wimp

>>22175582
Weakly interacting massive particle?

>>22175591
Witch Imp

>>22175580
Who needs pants?

>>22175582

>>22175582
Lewd girl holding her own tail.

>>22175582
I want to impregnate all the Sabbath

>>22175709
OZZY NO

>>22175582
Vada's art is getting better and better

>miss your monsterfu during her business trip so you masturbate but think of her too intensely and summon her via the mana link and ruin a deal

>>22175956
I want to send my waifu sexy pictures of me while she's at work!

>>22175956
>he doesn't have one of those beds of returning
Poorfags

>>22175964
>his relationship is so poor that both parties can't just summon their other half just whenever

>>22174396
you said it!

>>22175959
The first thing I want my wife to see when she comes home from work is me cooking wearing nothing but an apron.

>>22176035
>making dinner for your waifu.
>its been a late day so you sent her some nudes to help out.
>now your naked save for the kiss the cook apron.
>as you hum to yourself you here the door unlock.
>tell her your in the kitchen when she calls for you.
>hear her coming with a skip in her step.
>feel her press against your back.
>nipples give away her nakedness as well.
>she then grips your cock and starts jerking.
This is a story you tell your kids about.

>>22175902
AAAAAAAALLLLL ABOOOOAAAAAARRRRRD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>22175411
>I wonder how she'll react once she learns she's not a Ryu?
She might get sad ;_;

I google hornet lady
Not what i was going for but not dissapointed

>>22176319
Better outcome than Hornet from Rance.

>>22175582
Rare imp art, cute.

DON'T SPOOPY
OPEN INSIDE

>>22176675
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!

Fuck.
Pandas.

Protect wurm

>>22175243
marriage fish

>>22176009
it would take me a while to learn restraint and not just summon my wife for random hugs

>>22176798
>wife is taking to long to get home from work
>desire activates the teleport
>wife crashes into you going 70mph
>new car you guys just got crashes into some random car on the highway home

>>22176786
How and from what?

>>22176842
From bad stuff

>>22176846
Like when you're trying to make coffee for anon and you try to open the bag and it breaks and then there's ground up coffee everywhere and then you have to boil the water in a kettle and throw it everywhere too so it turns into coffee and then you soak it up with a sponge and squeeze it into the pot but the pot is made of Chinese people and it breaks because the one armed man came and then you cry?

>>22176850
Yeah. Protect wurm from sadness

>>22176854
Okay I can do that.

If I can't upgrade an automaton into this, I don't want one.

>>22176862
Tell me about Chassis. Why does she wear the mask?

>>22176858
Remember to get lich death insurance.

>>22176840
Worth

>>22173593
13 years unfortunately

I'm so fucking excited for Halloween I wish my waifus were here to experience it with me.

>>22177096
Halloween is just a load of humbug.

>>22177100
You fucking take that back it's the best holiday of the year.

>>22177105
...

ded

Invisible lilim strikes again.

>>22177215
It can't be helped, I'm too hyped for the new Immortal Hulk.
What would you do if an angry Wurm ate the Cosmic Consciousness?

>>22177226
Get that eel in the water, fast!

>>22177226
Lilim sniper using pure mana shots to insantly monsterize targets.

>>22177228
>cape

>>22177242
Actually is horror book.

>>22177239
>Can mermaids move on land?
>Possible. There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely).
Water monsters can survive and even move on land. Unagi Joro especially can probably slip and slide around.

>>22177260
I will rephrase, then.
Get that eel wet, fast!

i want to be good friends with a manticore

>>22177242
Super heroes are fun
More the comics and tv shows back i the day but still

>>22177265
She'll get you wet.

>>22177260
>hovering in the air with their mana
Sounds like a good way to burn through all your mana.

>>22177276
You're not allowed to like things anymore.

>>22171503
I'm a panty maniac
They are not in the way for me

>>22177309
I imagine her singing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0PtCdqFL7o

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77078210

>>22177284
I'll like what I damn please

>>22171439

>>22171503
Sliding panties aside for sex is the patrician way.

>>22177423
This. nothing better than fucking our wife hard and cumming buckets in her then having her walk around with just her panties to keep the cum in.

What do?

>>22177460
She's cute but won't she dry out?

>>22177240

>>22177466
thats why you gotta help her get wet anon!

>>22177460
I don't see many orca girls done

>>22177490
Then its time to give her some pushing into the ocean

>>22177460
I prefer my orcas capable.

>>22177480
No one can stop her!

>>22177497
If your not willing to get her wet properly than she will do it herself while using you. Orcas aren't just strong, but super smart as well!

>>22177495

>>22177554
Goddamn, I want to impregnate those kikis.

Flustering fluffy foxes!

>>22176740
Repopulate pandas!

Cosplaying with your vampire waifu.

>>22171439

>>22177631
That mantis truly has a look of fear.

>>22177633
>What is fear?

>>22174504

>>22171466
What about the Dark Elf Super Fun Time Dungeon?

>>22177554
I want to pull one of those kiki's into my booth and fuck her so bad. I hope the tanuki owner doesn't mind.

Fat wolfus.

>>22177701
Gonna snug that wolf and give her a steak

>>22177657
That's what she wants though.

>>22177638
You’re weird

>>22177713
Don't be rude.

>>22177705
That's how you get dragged back to her cave.

>>22177732
But there's more steak in my house.

Our soldiers can launch planes now, you might as well surrender.

>>22177742
I will demoralize them by shouting AEROSMITH whenever they launch their planes!

I want to engage in mutual anal with a scylla.

Would you dress in a Taiminin uniform for your waifu?

>>22177737
Then she'll just go there when she's through getting to know you.

>>22177701
I can think of a few ways to burn some of that off.

>>22177797
But I'm a boy.

>Ocelomeh forbid public displays of lovey-dovey affection
>Househusband married to an Ocelomeh who enacts revenge by embarrassing her in public
>Does this by bringing her homemade lunches while all of her friends are watching and demanding 'the goodbye kiss you forgot to give me when you left this morning'.

>>22178014
>implying you’re allowed out of the house, as enforced by the city guards

>>22177983
I'm sure they make men's versions too.

>>22178039
How are you supposed to shop for groceries and pick up your daughter from kindergarten without leaving the house?

>>22177959

>>22177806
Good.
She just better be ready for my cat

>>22178070
Not a bad idea but let’s be honest I’d never get any working out done in such a gym.
But I’m thinking more in the “eating for four” direction.

Fug the slug.

>>22178108
Slowly?

>>22178114
Yes.