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>>38021861
Demon of course

>>38006206
A man of taste. One day anon. One day.

Anon, humans are weak, frail creatures that need a strong, loving mamono wife to protect them. Being a good husband should be their primary goal in life.

Why do you resist the natural order?

>>36559580
Demon worshippers are fine too, right?

Just sign the contract, anon. Embrace the new world order and be rewarded.

Sounds like the guy just wants to be an asshole to animals and non-humans to feel better about themselves while hiding behind a foreign god.

>>32682847
signed the contract. Should have read the fine print.

>>32527738
I'm pretty sure that will all be legal in a post-monster world.

>>32167983
Are you forgetting that the royals and the clergy treated everyone so badly that it drove the people protecting them right into the monster's loving arms? Be grateful the monsters wanted husbands and not anything worse.

>>31947653
Humans good, Monster Girls bad. It's a Saturday morning cartoon plot, don't bother thinking about it.

>>31449065
I wouldn't see it as betrayal. I would see it as humanity was wrong, monsters were right. Besides I'm being asked to spread the love of mamamo, not kill people.

>>27536700
Shotas generally are not sexually active. Hence why they're perfect bait for older, domineering girls.

Creepy, fat, ugly men are perverse and love to defile beautiful, innocent girls. Hence why they're perfectly matched up with loli monsters.

How do I unsmug a demon?

>>23102610
Hence why I prefer immortal monsters.

>>22851913
See >>22851856

Imagine a domineering demon convincing an anon to sell his soul to her for everlasting pleasure, but she doesn't sell it as marriage, and he doesn't assume it's marriage. Until...
>"Yes feeble mortal, give yourself to me and all your desires laid out in the contract will be fulfilled to your wishes in this life, the next, for all eternity, and beyond."
>"An eternity of pleasure awaits you, but we need to consummate the marriage for it to be forever sealed."
""Wait what...marriage??"
>Demon goes red in embarrassment and starts stumbling over her words

I want a demon to put a collar on me

>Marry demon
>Guaranteed an eternity of love and pleasure with your waifu
I literally don't see a downside. You're basically guaranteed paradise with her. No one else can ever offer this, an eternity of paradise.
I mean, I'd love to marry a different species, but how can they even compete with this?

>>22179548
Can't decide if I want my Demon officer gf to have a upper class english accent or german accent.

>>21721867
>Anon thought his fling with that demon was just a one night stand
>Anon wanted to fuck all the monster girls
>Wakes up in the morning after a night of wild sex
>They're in the bathroom together
>Anon sees a marking on his pelvic region, tattooed with sorcery
>He stands confused, distraught, and shocked at the mirror
>Demon stands behind him with a happy yet shit-eating grin
And this is how anon and his demon waifu got married. They say they're still living a happy, sex-filled, monogamous marriage today. Never think you can outsmart a demon. They're all smarter than you and far more cunning.

>>20967240
Demon!

>>20572552
This picture really makes me wish I had a preggo demon waifu and daughreus.

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>>20039305
Demons are too good. I want to work for the intelligence officer demon