/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42814296
>>42814324
>apophis gets sick of being single
>uses a network of middlemen to facilitate the purchase of a slave husband
>she'll mindbreak him and figure out a backstory of how they fell in love and she totally didn't buy him
>deal is about to go down
>arranges to be there in person
>it's the fucking pharaoh
>benevolent leader of the desert and champion of men's rights
>holding the leash to her new husband
>apophis is on the brink of dying from embarassment
>pharaoh is sweating bullets thinking her secret slave empire is about to be exposed
>both of them hastily agree that this never happened
>tensions mysteriously ease between the two empires, though no reason was ever stated

Pharaohs are heavily into daydrinking, and Anubi take great pains hiding this fact from the rest of the Kingdom. As Dusk nears, the Majesty and Dignity of the Queen descends...

>>33996954
>Pharaoh is too tsun tsun to tell her Consort she wants him to pump a full new Dynasty into her womb.
>She sends a Peregrine Falcon to her friend.
>"I got ya senpai."
>Next day, Consort can´t find hair nor hide of his mistress.
>Until nighttime, when he retires to his quarters, and finds herbound to an Apophis that has been biting her and edging her all day.
>"Anon, please save me, Anon~"
>Dynasty Foundation Commences
>The Consort is cute, so Grape Snake takes her payment right there too.
>Pharaoh will be mad about this, but she and Apophis are great friends, and this porovides her an alibi every time Court Session is skipped for an Impregnation Session.

>>33949051
There is but one citizen on the Desert Kingdom. You are either a slave of the Pharaoh, or the Pharaoh.
If you were somehow to make the Pharaoh your slave, though...

>>28726904
I only bow down to the TRUE Queen.

>>28601760
Yes

Here we go again, lads.

https://pastebin.com/miXZvC0L

Chapter 39 up.

>>22173574
She's a muscle wizard.

>While traveling through the desert you set up camp for the night
>Resting at the fire you feel something slither near your hand
>You're careful not to react and hoping that the snake with go away
>But it seems to like the heat of the fire and the heat of your hand
>You try to move your hand away, slowly, but it starts hissing
>With no other course you carefully bring out your paring knife and bring it to bear and after a few deep breaths you bring your hand down harder than a guillotine in the French revolution
>It strikes true at the snake's head nailing it into the soft sand beneath
>Breathing a sigh of relief you plan to toss the creature onto the fire, but in the light you notice the bright red scales
>You try to reason that this just must be a wild animal and not some Pharaoh's pet that got out
>But then the calling a woman, yelling out for her pet, along with the heavy tread of royal guard put that fear right back into your heart
>You just killed a Pharaoh's pet
What do you do Anon?

>>20819298
That sounds somewhat dangerous.

>>20681537
Oh really?

>>20672147
A Pharaoh can be many things.

ded

>>19718686
The artist gave her a dick

>>19507938
Fuck off /pol/.

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH

>>19353807
Remove grapesnake.

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH

>>19236774
The problem is when you go from "I don't want to date outside my race" to "all non-whites are inferior and should be exterminated".

>>19174063
Begone grapist.

>>18971068
DO NOT.

>>17218071
Then I have no choice but to call her an old hag and say that I'm leaving for a grapesnake. I might not get away with it, but at least I bullied her

>>15719906
remove grapesnake REMOVE GRAPESNAKE