/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22079285
Tea.

>>22079287
Tea?

Have you been to your local shrine, Anon? Ryu-chan is getting lonely ever since all her Shirohebis left on maternity leave

It's your second-to-last semester of college, and you've finally found an internship. It sounds like it will mostly be data entry, fetching coffee, and other small tasks. You did some research, and it's a large company. You're not sure exactly what they do, and the information on the corporate structure was a bit fuzzy, but everything points to them expanding. So you go into things hoping to turn this unpaid summer internship into a job when you graduate next year. The offices on the 30th floor of the tall glass and steel building quickly become a familiar, and even welcoming place. When you started, you thought they'd be dismissive of somebody with no experience, but you end up getting helpful advice about your career from people who used to be in your position. The data entry is tedious and repetitive, though.
Two weeks after you start, things start going wrong. Your boss's boss gets sacked, and everybody is getting called, one by one, into the corner office. The one with the shades drawn, and a dark shadow beneath the door. Lots of people aren't making it, and the last you see of them is as they collect their stuff and go. You're kind of disappointed to see many of the women in the office leaving. Not that you had a shot with them, but still... You're hoping to avoid the scrutiny of upper management, being a lowly intern, but it's not to be.
Then it's your turn. You open the door to the dim office, and before your eyes have a chance to adjust, you hear a feminine voice say, "Yes, you'll do." As your vision acclimates to the darkness, you see, seated behind a massive desk...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Who's your new boss? Will you have a job lined up when you graduate? What's your degree in?

>>22079293
Yes. Green tea.
>>22079294
So that's why it's raining.

powerful automatons are meant to milk their husband

>>22079294
Of course!

>>22079294
yeah, but i regret it. i wanted to get cool super powers like them 2hus but instead i got molested by the dragon.

>>22079310
>Q. オートマトンまたはリビングアーマーみたいな魔物は子供を産むのが可能ですか?

>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?

>A. 先程回答しましたが、オートマトンやリビングアーマーでも子供を産むことは可能ですね！ちなみに胎生です。

>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)

>ちなみに子供がうめる様になったのは流石に機能が最初から備わっていたというわけではなく、夫の精を得ることでそれをエネルギーにそのために必要な機能とパーツを自己生成しているのに近いといいますか

>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)
Nice

>>22079345
>pregnant android battle maid
thank you KC

>>22079371
Ain't it great?

>>22079345
This is getting stupid

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>22079285
Water, but I wish it was my wife's milk.

ENTER THE REALM OF CHAOS
YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN
AS YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING
THERE'S NO PLACE LEFT TO RUN

>>22079414
Sure is wurm in here!

>>22079414
Lover conquers all anon.

>>22079441

>>22079427
You've been copypasting this from /tg/ since march.
I miss the old copypastafags. Remember Kevin?

>>22079469
It's obviously a bot. Notice how they never respond to replies?

>>22079469
Maybe he got tenderly loved by Miia.

>>22079494
Awww...

>>22079458
Eros approves of this post.

>>22079305
>Dark elf
Guess I'm getting a degree in being furniture.

I have no self control when I get in the writing mood, so we're going live again: https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t
someone please direct me to an artist to commission so i can get rid of this horrible seafood pizza cover art

>>22079305
>Baphomet
OH NO. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN THE INTERNSHIP

>>22079622
>pizza quest
I'm sorry what?

>>22079305
>Gazer
Future optometrist in the works...provided I can keep it in the pants long enough around the monoeye clientele.

>>22079606
>Dark elf boss
Excellent luck.

>>22079652
At least business will be good, as long as you don't mind possibly being forced into a sexy nurse costume to pander to the monster clientele.

>>22079641
What's wrong with loligoats?

>>22079681
I'm just imagining it being a regular nurse's outfit, but with a tight speedo.

>>22079649
Pizza is delicious.

Best snek.

>Finally manage to get your hands on a decommissioned super heavy automaton
>boot her up
>"New User identified. As this unit will no longer participate in combat, please assign new designation. What is my purpose?"
>"…"
>"…d-designation confirmed. This unit will serve as User's…Baby Factory."

>>22079692
Not all of them yet have their heads on pikes.

>>22079692
They're merciless predators.

Dick your rata!

Requesting your favorite greentexts

>>22079606
>>22079653
I am jealous as hell. Dark elf CEO/Boss is top tier.

>>22080012
ah man, i wish i had that one greentext about the wight boss who kept punching holes in her wall just so her handyman employee would come over to her house and fix them

>>22080012

>>22079792
Making a siege model into a matron/fabrication model is every man’s dream

>>22080074
This one?

>>22080012
I want some of the lewd greentexts posted

>>22079285
Beer!

>>22080164

>>22079692
I'm not very comfortable with the whole Sabbath idea.

>>22080223
I'm pretty sure a familiar could massage me into it.

>>22080145
I'd like more lewd content in general.

>>22080164
No! Tomorrow is a work day!

>>22080223
They can fix that.

>>22080204
>>22080164
Yetis are specially made for anal sex

>>22080223
Just join Shiro. They might be a bit demanding, but it is generally very calm and comfy.

>>22079305
>Giant Ant
I guess they're looking for architects

>>22080223
Their is probably a baphomet willing to not have a sabbath and take a mega potion for you. I mean marune inherited her mother's sabbath.

>>22080204
Desert Yetis need water, not beer!

https://exhentai.org/g/1483320/ab537f3546/

>>22080123
Hell yeah! Thanks anon.

>>22080345
You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/P20GXij.png

>>22080365
oh yes

>>22080365
BEARy nice.

>>22080365
that bear looks uncomfortably shock, he should stop

>>22080384
It's a survival technique; he has no choice.

>>22079305
>Dragon Zombie
I'm confused, yet aroused

>when your mg wife pulls down your pants and spanks you

Imagine having to explain your wurm daughter she'll never fly like her ryu cousin.

>>22080471
Joke's on her! Her paws are too soft and fluffy to hurt at all!

>>22080472
Pretty sure her mom can chuck her through the sky at sufficient velocity.

>>22080471
But I didn't do anything wrong.

>>22080467
>Dragon zombie boss
>Is just figurehead of danuki accountant who secretly runs everything
>They promote you from intern to boss's assistant, aka boytoy
>Spend your days just getting doted by dragon zombie boss and hugging you then calling you "Warm~" occasionally
>At business meetings danuki brings you along, makes you sit on dragon boss lap
>When the internship is over you ask danuki if you have a job, she tells you to ask your boss
>When you ask dragon zombie she tells you she does have a job for you
>Full time husband

I like robots

>>22079305
>Mummy
Anubis Shenanigans are going on in the Company it seems.

>>22080535
They're pretty good

>>22080012
I enjoy that one Ushi-Oni one because it pisses that one faggot off

>>22080534
I'm more than ok with this.

>>22080492
She'd settle for fondling and playing with your buttcheeks instead.

>>22080610
I'm ok with this, as long as it doesn't tickle too much.

>>22080566
I love this guys art.

So that one guy really went to jail or were you fucking with me

>>22080682
Nobody knows.

>>22080535
So do I.

>>22080535
>>22080700

Since monstergirls are proactive ones, it can't be uncommon for them to be the ones to ask for man's hand in marriage. How would your waifu propose to you?

>>22080721
With my ween in her cunny.

>>22080721
By surprise eating me on our first encounter

>>22080721
She wouldn't really propose, she'd just pin my down on the bed and start showering me with kisses, saying that I'm hers while hugging me with her arms, wings and wrapping my leg with her tail.

>>22080733
Vorefag leave.

>>22080721
By painting me with her slime.

>>22080738

>>22080738
Who else is gonna breed those worms?
I'll gladly sacrifice myself to them

>>22080365
https://i.imgur.com/0Dr8Piq.png
https://i.imgur.com/cYb1ZeX.png

>>22080751
n i c e

>>22080751
Not bear bones pics
Very good

>>22080751
The campground is a little safer.

>>22080750
The spice must flow.

>>22080721
My waifu is more of a submissive species, so we'd probably end up asking each other at almost the same time. It wouldn't be some major production, most likely when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.

Wyverns.

>>22080778
>when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.
Sluts.

Well? would you?

>>22080787
I'd prefer a Paladin-chan.

>>22080787
Tailets need not apply.

>>22080793
To corrupt?

>>22080786
I mean, she's my waifu anon. I've 'known' her in her current form for years now, as she has with me.

>>22080801
I'd play the role of the lordsel in distress and get "rescued" by her. After she made me her squire I'd start masturbating in her food and eventually molesting her in her sleep until she got corrupted enough to snap and rape me.

>>22080801
Yes.

>>22080793
cant there be monsters that are fascinated by the knightly stuff?

What mg species can be summoned is it just imps and demons or can others?

>>22080793
>>22080801
Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.

>>22080838
I like when the corrupted women does knightly stuff still, but also lewd stuff.

Martial arts snek.

>>22080838
World guide side 2 had a bunch of stuff about the various job classes of the monsterized heroes found in Lescatie not to mention the Dullahan breed itself.

>>22080787
I love this artist.

>>22080838
Yes.

>>22080858
i meant more like larpers

>>22080843
I'd like to vanilla corrupt a paladin. Just have her fall so in love with me that she'd fall all on her own.

>>22080535
good thing they're real

>>22080861
I wouldn't mind getting bodied by a dark brave and her adventuring party.

>>22080787
>>22080859
Same. His girls are great.

>>22080721
she'd take me somewhere beautiful and propose to me with a beautiful dick ring and puts it on my dick after i say yes to her

>>22080894
Funny and excellent art

>>22080751
muy bien

>>22080878
Cute. I hope you get isekaied into MGE and are able to do that.

>>22080893
Dark braves are the best. I just want to be hard dommed by one during battle.

If you were a super villain what species would your number 1 henchman(woman) be? what would your jaws, your oddjob be?

I love horsepussy.

>>22080838
Literally lizardmen.
If you ever mention you're a actual knight they'll never leave you alone.

>>22080938
It's between a familiar and arch imp. The competition keeps them sharp.

>>22080938
Holst.

>>22080938
I'd just be the pet on the supervillainesses lap.

>>22080947
And horsepussy loves you.

>>22080948
but they are in it for the warrior stuff
its not like they'd insist you'd keep your armor on while doing her.

>>22080995

>>22080996
Wanna bet?

>>22081017
Reminder that lolimanders are for impregnating

>>22080859
His shitposts are quality, too.

Help, I'm starting to fall for cuckhorse.

>>22080938
A slightly unhinged, ancient evil Fox. Who tries to Starscream me every now an then.

>>22081044
That's a healthy and respectable relationship.

>"oh hey anon its a shame you died and all that,anyways! welcome to valhalla! i have been waiting for you so lets get into the action!"

>>22081070
But I'm not a warrior.

>>22081070
Can I have one in blueberry flavor?

>>22081039
Nothing wrong with liking best horse.

>>22081090
You're going there to serve warrior women that fell in battle.

>>22081102
some guy in this thread told me its wrong

>>22081090
She's seen your character in one of those "Em Em Ohs"

>>22081107
What exactly do you mean by "serve"?

>>22081090
I wonder what the minimum requirement is to qualify as dying in battle.

>>22081121
Cook for them, bring them mead, pleasure them in bed.

>>22081110
Who the fuck cares what the thread thinks about your taste in monster girls, within reason.

>>22081121
serve and protect

>>22081110
They must have a bad case of the gay.

Huge, armored, Jinko bodyguards!

>>22081005
Her eyes make this so much better.

>>22081044
I too desire a villainous fox.

Reminder that a Dragon's weakpoint is the belly.

>>22081044
I want to release this ancient evil

>>22081199
It's like she's looking at another girl, inviting them to join.

>monster girls

Drinking? Nothing at the moment. I gotta pick up my niece from a soccer game and I may get some action so I don't want alcohol messing up my libido or erection.

>>22081227
I like collars. It implies that she likes to feel owned by you. It's really hot.
Chokers also work.

Lolis like Vampires and Pharaohs are the most alluring, because the attitude makes her becoming soft putty in your hands that much sweeter.

The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest, big ego and butt. Adorable face, erotic body. High confidence, actually sensitive and full of weak spots.

Does the MGE say anything about branding? I did a search but didn't see anything. I figured that branding is a subject worth addressing when there are livestock types like holsts.

>>22081260
Cute boat.

>>22081260
>When you accidentally ear the attention of undead nobility

>>22081260
Yeah but oppai loli is still shit.

>>22081294
Is it autism for you?

>>22081294
Yeah, regular oppai is so much better.

>>22081306
cute wine goat

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Social anxiety?

>>22079371
The question is what to do with the little automatons. Androids feel a sense of emptiness when they haven't been given a assignment.

>>22081306
I wonder what her sabbath is called?

>>22081090
>The Good Place except it's mge Valhalla and Anon is there by mistake
>enlists his valkyrie waifu to help him learn to be a true warrior so he can fit in
>Anon eventually figures out he's actually in an mge hell and his valkyrie waifu is actually a demon

I'd watch it.

>>22081110
He's not worth listening to.

>>22081332
satryos bar #700

>>22081121
>>22081070
we could always use more angelic/holy/"good" monster girls.

>illegal sandworm racing across the desert

>>22081260
A shit

>>22081353
Are they graped?

>>22081343
>oppai baphomet leading a gaggle of wine goats.
>all the single men are invited to the back.
>men always leave married to one of thr wine goats.
Will you be the first to capture the bathos attention?

>>22081383
Flat lolis only, everything else is shit

>>22081364
Rude.

>>22081374
you can grape monsters other than pharoahs????

>>22081428
I want to fug a smug but shy lolibaba rata

>>22081438
How new are you?

>>22081294
You must have misread something, I was merely talking about how making a proud regal loli yours is the best.

>>22081458
>The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest,
>Little years and chest

??? I didn't misread shit

>>22081466
Not him, but jesus your retarded. He is clearly referring to her having little years and little chest. Your autistic fury over people liking oppai lolis has melted your brain.

>>22081478
words can't have different meanings to different people, ur le dumb, ur brain is le melted

>>22081478
>jesus your retarded
hehehe

Sweaters!

>>22081506
cute librarian lolis in sweaters!

>>22081506
That Anon in the background looks like he's having second thoughts about starting a Weresheep farm.

>>22081512
but it doesn't cover runya's little arms!

>>22081544
best part

>"Once upon a time there was a deadly forest nestled between two great mountains. Even adventurers avoided the grim, dark wood for fear of its many hazards; poisonous thorns, gaping pits of dagger-like rocks, and more still. The denizens of the forest, however, were kind creatures. Whenever someone entered the forest they'd do their very, very best to help them to safety."
>"The fairies of the forest had witnessed tragedy befall travelers many times and so they'd gently guide wayward humans to a safe exit. The elves as well, and the dryads, and most all who called the forest home. For they'd all seen how dangerous their home could be to outsiders and, loving humans, their hearts would ache with worry whenever they saw one."
>"The Manticore of the Wood, however, had never seen tragedy befall anyone else. She liked humans just as the other denizens of the wood did, but she also had a mean and teasing heart. She'd threaten to eat any traveler she came across, would tease them and strike fear into them all while chasing them to an exit and safety."
>"One day the Manticore of the Wood, while in the middle of her morning walk, came across a campsite. She could tell it was recent and a wicked, happy mischief filled her heart.
>"Oh, lost human, I have found your camp!" She shouted. "I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a fishing pole and tackle box, left abandoned by a stream. She sniffed the air and knew that a man had been there.
>"Oh, lost human, have you caught any fish?" She asked. "But all that swims and flies and walks in the forest belongs to me! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a scrap of clothing and a smear of blood left on a thornbush at the edge of the deepest, darkest part of the forest."
>"Oh, lost human, have you been hurt?" She asked loudly. "But your pain will only last as long as your life! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk."
>"Along her walk she came across more blood. And more. And yet more. Splattered across the ground, across trees, across thorns. Some here, some there...and eventually everywhere, as the further she walked the more she found. 'Too much', she thought, 'far too much'. More and more, she could no longer smell human-flesh as the odor of blood, a smell like spoiled copper, filled her nose. Her worry grew and grew and the mischief in her heart seized as she began to wonder in panic just how much blood a human could have. It was too much for her and she surrendered."
>"I was joking!" She screamed. "It was a joke! I will not gobble you up, human! I promise! Show yourself so that I may guide you to safety!"
>"But the Manticore of the Wood heard nothing. She followed the trail of blood farther and farther, long into the evening until she found herself in the deepest, darkest clutches of the wood where even she said she'd never venture. More blood, SO MUCH MORE BLOOD, but she could not find the man she sought."
>"I'm sorry! I'm not going to hurt you! Please come out! PLEASE!" She wailed and sobbed and stuck her nose into the dirt, desperate to catch a trail of a scent. She begged and cried until her voice no longer worked but, certain that her voice had been wasted, was soon lost herself and her sorrow gobbled her all up."

>The mother manticore closed the storybook with an unceremonious thud and punctuated the tale with a happy, toothy smile. "Welp, time for bed!"
>Her three daughters, huddled together within the same blanket like would-be victims rescued from a burning building, expressed varying degrees of shock. The youngest hiccup-sobbed in mucus-y grief, the middle daughter looked like a deer caught in headlights, and the tomboy eldest with the bandaged cheek and the tough, angry expression (despite the tears in her eyes) was the only one who spoke up.
>"Wh-...that's it!?"
>"That's it. Goodnight!"
>The youngest spoke, struggling through her snotty weeping. "B-but she still-she still found him, right?"
>"Awwwww, sweetie, don't cry. Of course, I'm sure she found the body eventually.
>This initiated a new wave of crying that far exceeded the intensity of what had come before. Beaming and satisfied the mother took the book with her and left.
>She passed by her husband on the way to her bedroom and answered him before he could ask. "School called. The girls were bullying some boy, held him down and threatened to 'eat his fingers'. I took care of it, shouldn't happen again."
>She said this oblivious to the entirely different set of problems she had just created.

>>22081458
I love bare lolis https://i.imgur.com/MFtPETV.png

>>22081506

>>22081294
There's a reason why familiars are the most popular ones from the sabbath

>Apophis tries polymorph for the first time

>>22081599
because you can tell them to get rid of the disgusting tits on lolis? I agree!

>>22081559
kek
I LOVE IT

>>22081599
i would like to get familliar with her tits if you know what i am saying.

Fuck flowers.

>>22081642
What happens if a flower you've planted and taken care of for years monsterizes?

>>22081657
Then you have among the most devoted of waifus.

>>22081595
Gonna give her a fluffy foot massage.

>>22081642
>gay flowers.

>>22081657
>Feed me, Seymour!

>>22081615
>got deleted

Are greentexts not allowed anymore?

>>22081599
Simple, because they can cook

>>22081615
That's not a monstergirl image, sir

>>22081571
Pretty good edit, I too love young disrobed noble pears.

>>22081736
>>22081615
>>22081559

https://pastebin.com/Z3ue0Qpe

Maybe was too long? Salvaged here, I love mg fairy tale shit

>>22081657
>Demons start to monsterlize the surrounding lands without any one noticing
>Go to water your plants in the green house
>Only find a bunch of plants girls arguing which one of them should be the one to marry you
>They all argue their merits and how they best cna please you and how you always waterd and took care of them the best and as such showing your love for them
>You just stand there while they argue
>They notice you
>You try to get out
>Thick rots and leaves block your way
>They think there's only one way to settle this
>That green house is now more or less a sex dungeon filled with your plant wives.

>>22081774
What would a alaurne cactus look like? That's the only plant I like.

>>22081767
Dumb Lim.

>>22081774
I want to grow and cultivate hundreds of plant monstergirls and create a massive explosion of greenery which consumes the nearby city and turns it into a utopian forest retreat for all the various plantgirls.

>>22081802
Imagine a very prickly girl dancing to Cuban Pete. All while shooting 10,000 needles at you.

>Law Enforcement Sting Operation/Raid on a Sabbath Facility

>>22081821
Hot.

>>22081440
It'd be fun to see how a lolibaba monster girl were to react to a shota asking her to be his partner at the children's dance when he mistakes her to be his own age.

What would you do if you came home to your monstergirl daughteru laying on your bed completely naked, surrounded by various sex toys and looking at you expectantly?

>>22081802
>Alraune with manticore personality and venom

>>22081846
But I don't even have a daughteru!

>>22081846
No, I'm not going to buy her lube if she blew all of her allowance on dildos.

>>22081822
Fuck off retard.

>>22081846
Obviously we're going to work our way through them all.

Praise Eros!

>>22081846
Technically it's not dicking her unless I actually put it in so I guess I can use them with her.

>>22081906
puppy cunny!

>>22081803
Smart lim!

>>22079305
>Wisp
oh fuck

>>22081834
>Be in the desert
>Goddamn it's fucking hot, and when we say hot, it's hotter than the Devil's ballsack levels of dry heat
>But of course, you and Dale only packed PBR in the pick up. After all, why bring water to the FUCKING DESERT?
>Then to make matters worse, you can swear you hear Flamenco music
>No sooner than you want to keel over with the buzzards flying overhead, you see probably the most curvaceous Alraune you'd ever seen
>Except she's covered in needles
>Like a damned cactus
>Cactuses carry water...
>TFW you end up facing the wrath of 10,000 needles when you try to get a sip out of her tits

there's gotta be a huge city dedicated for the sabbath where everyone's either a powerful sabbath loli or a big onii-chan. a religious city capital, if you will. where every night is a black mass for chosen groups of sabbath girls, making onii-chans curious about lolis and what they like to do with human men in these nights. the city should have every single known species in loli form and the men are all foreigners from all over the world who migrate to the sabbath city for a healthier and virtuous life.

>>22081869
Is that honest best reply you can ever think off?

You do this ALL. THE. TIME.

>>22081822
>unoriginal twitter meme

>>22081878
Does Eros approve of anal with pear-shaped loli Cupids?

>>22080700
i'd marry a robot

What's a "rebellious phase" like for a mamono?
Do they wear less revealing clothing?

>>22082059

>>22081933
Scholary lim. Queen of the City of Knowledge!

>>22082069
When she's older, she'll probably ask her boyfriend for consent every time before sex.

>>22081999
Fuck off, retard.

Icy mofu

Soft like freshly fallen snow

>>22082132
Soft?

What are Siberian bear girls like?

>>22082027
Yes.

>>22082158
Strong, sex-crazed, snuggley, and kinda stinky

>>22082158
they play hockey, drink vodka, cook those sausage-on-a-stick things, drift on a fucking straight narrow lane of all things, and make absurd contraptions out of metal scraps and broken vehicles they find laying around near the gloomy ghettos of Kikimoraland

>>22082158
Eurasian brown bears are the same species as grizzly, so probably not too different.
Polar bear MGs would be bigger and stronger. Hard to tell about their behavior, because on one hand RL polar bears are shier that grizzlies, but on the other hand are better hunters. In the end, they probably would be more aggressive in their pursuits, because it's harder to find a man in the wilderness.

>>22080843
>Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.
There is a tsundere element I guess. Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess. I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.

>>22081906
>tail wags

Something's not right here.

medium or large?

>>22082244
ever watched the movie annihilation?

>>22082246
Large.

>>22082244
I bet they're both still useless for anything other than breeding.

>>22082238

>>22082238
>There is a tsundere element I guess.
Could be. Lewd holy women acting pure in their lewdness is the best.
>Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess.
Yeah. Ties in with the last point that "pure" clothing being so lewd.
>I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.
Yeah it works for all holy women. Probably related to the whole the purer the women the better the corruption.

>>22082300
>corrupted a witch hunter, paladin-chan and order priestest
>They are now your party members on your lewd and exciting adventures.
Remember to relax at a hot spring after a quest sometime

Same energy.

>>22082406
spirit bomb?

>>22082342
>All three still want to "purify" you.
>each having their own unique way.
>Witch Hunter is very aggressive.
>Rides and milks you roughly
>calls you a vile heretic in dire need of her purifying.
>Order priestess is very gentle
>telling you how much she wants to save you.
>lots of kissing and handholding as she "takes in" the corruption.
Not sure about the paladin.

>>22082244
I still want to put it in

>one eternity later

>>22082406
Bad moth.

I don't like Dark Priests. They're weird and creepy.

>>22082422

>>22082419
Paladin-chan is kuudere

I need a buff Jinko to French kiss

>>22082428
Don't be like that.

>>22079622
God damn I wanna FUCK that robit

>>22080793

What's a paladin?

>>22082431
Do you think skeletons would enjoy Toblerone time?

>>22082475
A fancy term for a knight.

>>22082469
Don't be like what? It's my personal opinion and I am allowed to have it!

https://youtu.be/CYAkrJil_w0

>Lizardman/Salamander guradswoman: "What is it citizen? If you've got to travel, by the Demon Lord and her husband's name, stay on the roads... It's the mushroom witches you see."

>You then assault the guardswoman

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "By Eros' fertile womb! Assault! ASSAULT!!!"

>You start backing up some feet away as the Lizardwoman/Salamander guradswoman starts to charge to you

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME! ALL FLESH AND NO FURY- OOOOFFF!"

>the Mamono guardswoman is then KO'd after one hit from you

>>22082436
So she is like:
>Paladin is Emotionless in her purifying.
>robotic in her pleasuring of you
>Tells you constantly how its her duty.
>asks you after how close to purity you are after each session.

>>22082499
Go the fuck back where you came from you annoying nigger faggot holy shit. What an absolute reddit post.

>>22082514
let me ask you this, do you have any recurring dreams anon?

>>22082516
Fuck off already you unwanted faggot. Take your autistic trash posts literally anywhere else.

>>22082533
you want the approval of your parents.

What would be the most slavic mg?

>>22081999
It’s actually warranted in this instance.

Get thee hence, knave.

>>22082548
None

>>22081999
It's not the like post deserves anything else. This isn't an instance of an innocent person getting targeted.

>>22082406
what's the one on the right? does she rape a man too? if not, i don't care.

>>22082548
Blin

>>22082499
>end up in prison because you accidentally took a loaf of bread from a place you weren't even aware was someone else's property
>dark ekf in the cell across from you rattles her cage
>"Hope you aren't getting too comfortable in there human. I've been waiting for a new toy to play with. You might think you're safe behind those bars, but once it's time to work the fields, I'm gonna take you somewhere nice and quiet, and step all over you. You better learn to appreciate it, too. If you do anything that'll alert the guards, they'll find out that we aren't working, and you're gonna be stuck here even longer. So be a good boy, and get used to being my doggy."

What if female human gets bitten by a werewolf, jabbed by a manticore spine, fed all sorts of slime, doused in ushi-oni blood, and thrown in a vat of Demon Energy?

>>22082579
Don't reply to him you stupid shit

Imagine fucking dragons.

>>22082596
Kill yourself, redditor.

>>22082548
>>22082570
Goulash vodka lutefisk blyat

>>22082491
"Your knowledge of the land shall be great!" you know more than the Avatar

>>22082589
How about not being such a killjoy?

>>22082613
>Stop saying my obnoxious e-celeb reddit-tier shit is fucking stupid and needs to go somewhere else.

I am in need of a story premise because I got an itchy trigger finger right now on this fuckin' fountain pen.

>>22082584

She had a really bad day and out of sympathy, local authorities waive the outrageous hospital bill.

>>22082173
Good. Grab the kuudere loli's wide hips, stuff her fat butt and see cute reactions.

>>22082630
Roll a dice and use https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random whatever girl you land on you write a story for.

>>22082630
man gets raped by secretly corrupted nun.

>>22082630
Childhood friend from Ye Olde Village turns into a werewolf, sex happens

>>22082606
I feel like I pointed this out but half of those are nordic.
You want: track suit, depression, apartment blocks, regimes live and die in your lifetime.

>>22082630
A post-corruption childhood friend, now a kiki, is suffering Childhood Friend Syndrome as a new from-birth kiki has showed up and both are vying for the same mans hand.

>>22082630
Succubi leaving her husband that refuses to be corrupted for an Incubi.

>>22082704
I don't think you can refuse to incubi. It's like saying you refuse to get radiation poisoning to a leak reactor you share a living space with.

>>22082712
That's why she left for a man that isn't a cowardly loser about being an objectively better being.

>>22082643
not even him, but i clicked on it and got this, wow thanks random button https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ryugujo

>>22082630
A demon appears in a dude's room and offers him one wish, but warns him the wish will come with a catch. Dude wishes to become very handsome. She grants his wish and turns him extremely good looking, then teleports him to a NEET monster's room who wished for a hot boyfriend; the demon did it this way because her powers don't let her make a man out of thin air, and she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
>Wish granted, dear, and sorry for the delay
(I wanted to propose a genie, but halfway through I remembered that's not how they work in MGE, so pick whatever works for you)

>>22082721
Once mamono recognize a man as their husband, then they ain't ever leaving. If he doesn't want to go incubus, they'll simply fuck him until he changes his mind.

>>22082729
>she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
So not only is she a fake, she's a liar too.

>>22082751
Or the reality is they leave for the objectively better option that actually loves monster girls

>>22082768
Why do that when they can make the man into the man they want? If the incubi is already incubi'd half that process is out of her hands already.

>>22082791
If a man refuses to be an incubi it means they're an insecure beta that hates their wife and doesn't deserve them.

Bringing you waifu to orgasm on your cock is the best feeling. Change my mind.

>>22082768
You can love monstergirls without wanting to become a pseudo-monsterboy that gets his opinions directly beamed into his head from the Demon Lord.

>>22082800
So the wife can use DE and make the man into the exact man they want. Make his weak beta mentality and body into an alpha Chad brain that wants her and sex in appropriate amounts and a body with the core strength and cardio to go at it for hours and of course a dick of the size she wants. If she just picks up a random incubi she won't get to do all that she just has to take him as he is mostly.

>>22082814
>waa waa muh monster boys
Learn what setting you're talking about, sperg.

>>22082759
Maybe the NEET monster's wish was too specific

>>22082824
Or she can dump the faggot and get with a male that's actually worth a fuck.

>>22082847
Why do that she she can have the man she wanted initially and just make him into a man that's actually worth the fuck? Best of both worlds and she doesn't have to go through all the effort of finding another man and running the roulette on whether his personality, body, capabilities and dick all match up to what she wants.

is there a spell that blocks the psychological effects of monster mana? like, have the mana change your body to become more sexual but not become a sex-crazed freak in the head?

>>22082857
Because he's a fucking loser that doesn't want to be objectively better than a human male in every single possible way. Dumping the loser and getting a better husband is the smarter choice.

>>22082814
How are incubi at all monsterboys? The only difference between a normal man is present in every Male hero as well. Do you think all heroes and incubi are monsterboys?

>>22082871
Chaos husbands.

>>22082866
Yes it's called hyperbole.

>>22082866
No and yes. Mega and pedo morphosis spells actively change your body into a new one but not your mind and use plain magic not DE to do so but that's it. DE is like radiation in the atmosphere and it will always effect your mind and body so long as your within its area of influence.

>>22082876
Except it's not permanent and they can change back to their human form at any time.

>>22082876
They still have a human body they can easily change back into, but I guess your right. Still that's only one type of incubi. The vast majority are human.

>>22082888
>>22082890
>I-IT'S NOT MONSTERBOYSHIT BECAUSE I SAID SO
Delusional.

>>22082868
How is dumping the man you originally fell in love with at that you can forcibly mold into an objectively better man mentally and physically while keeping the parts of him you fell in love with originally in exchange for an already set Male that can be cut and edited a smarter choice?
That's like saying you can have whichever Ferrari is on the lot but you don't know the features it comes with or the price when you're a Ferrari manufacturer and can use custom order your own Ferrari to exacting specs but somehow it's the thinking mans choice to pick the former over the latter.

>>22082729
That sounds rather contrived.

>>22082899
Dumping a fucking loser that doesn't want to become an incubi is like tossing out a scrap metal piece of shit car for a BMW.

>>22082899
Why are you even replying. The concept of dumping or divorcing your husband isn't even possible for monsters.

Reminder that once Incubi become more common regular humans will be walking NTR bait.

>>22082897
In MGE, the definition of a "monster" is a being whose life force is comprised of demonic energy (or "mamono mana" if you prefer that term). Non-monsters, which includes humans, primarily–but would also include beings like uncorrupted elves, dwarves, and angels–are classified as such by the fact that their life force is comprised of spirit energy, the "yang" to demonic energy's "yin".

A key difference between demonic and spirit energy is that beings of spirit energy can generate that energy naturally within their bodies, whereas beings of demonic energy can only replenish their energy by consuming spirit energy and converting it into demonic energy.

Human females have a naturally weaker internal spirit energy generation capacity than males, but they make up for it with their ability to passively absorb ambient energy from the environment. When human females monsterize, they do so because they have been exposed to enough demonic energy to corrupt, suppress, and finally extinguish their spirit energy production. Devoid of spirit energy, their bodies latch on to the only energy now available to them–demonic energy–and transform into full fledged monsters.

In the case of incubi, their bodies never stop producing spirit energy. In fact, an incubus's spirit energy generation greatly exceeds that of a normal human man. Therefore, they are not monsters, in the strictest sense. They are beings of spirit energy who have been altered via demonic energy without actually becoming beings of demonic energy.

We call incubi who go all the way to becoming beings of demonic energy "alps"–it's right in the profile that the path to alphood goes: human->incubus->alp, even though the incubus phase may be so short as to appear nonexistent. But of course, that process requires a very specific mindset, to say the least

>thread

>>22082926
Icubi are pseudo monster boys. They can even get fucking monster bits you dumb retard

>>22082918
Because it's funny to watch him try to go against that fact plus all the shit that invalidates his shit in the setting.
>>22082908
Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants with the exact features she wants but you're dumb enough to think its smarter to try the open market of pre-made pre-used cars that come unchangeably built with wide ranging features and no guarantees it will have what you want without unwanted additions or won't come with exactly what you want at all.

>>22082606
Lutefisk is great 2bh

>>22082935
>They can even get fucking monster bits

>>22082938
>Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants
She can do that with a better male.

>>22082927
It's a /mgt/ in name only. The real subject is about sperging over 'my reality > your reality' ad nauseum until you win the argument because nobody wants to talk to you.

That, and spamming 'fuck off' in as many forms as possible due to lack of nothing better to say.

>>22082950
>Horns are not monster bits
>Eyes turning into monster eyes doesn't count
>Turning into a squid creature doesn't count
>turning into a male slime doesn't count
Based retard.

>>22082926
I rate this two thumbs up. Good job friend.
Only problem is that I though I saw that incubi produce both types of energy which is why the infinite energy boosting exists. I am probably wrong as it's been a while but clarification or correctioning would be nice.

>>22082935
Literally only chaos incubi which are a small minority of incubi.

>>22082958
Where does it say incubi gain those? All it mentions is fat loss and age reduction.

Monster girls are untrustworthy whores.

>>22082958
You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes and yes the chaos hubands are shit. Incubi themselves are not monsterboys, just human males with demon energy.

>>22082951
She can do that with any Male. Might as well be the Male she first fell in love with rather than having to pick up a different one of unknown quality and personality and everything else and having to make all that up ontop of the basic transformation to.
Thinking mans choice is take the Male that already has one thing you want and fix the rest up rather than taking a Male that has who knows what and running the risk of it not being what you want meaning more work for the same results.

>>22082975
>It only counts when I want it to count

>>22082979
>You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes
You do.

>>22082981
The shitty human faggot obviously doesn't love her, why should she love him?

>>22082978
This. They only pretend to like you for a free meal ticket. They only claim to care about you as long as they can steal your semen.

>>22082966
Incubi do not produce demonic energy. They produce spirit energy, which MGs "refine" into large quantities of demonic energy. The demonic energy released can then give husband back the energy he spent and then some.
This is where the feedback loop comes from.

>>22082989
Monster girls are like parasites that feed off of human men. They are druggies that will do anything for their fix of spirit energy.

>>22082979
>has demonic energy
>gets altered and transformed by demonic energy like monsters do
>gets mentally altered to think like monsters do
>somehow still not a monsterboy

>>22082994
Thank you for the correction anon. Also makes a lot more sense now that I think about it for a bit.

You think the anons that shitpost like this are just incredibly insecure about themselves and do this to force themselves to believe that monster girls are horrible, awful people to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real?

>>22082982
>>22082958
>Horns
Wait, what?

>>22083004
They try to convince us monsters girls have all the faults of human girls. The whole appeal of them is that they don't have any of the faults or foibles of human women. So, they're basically just shitposting for the sake of it.

>>22083008
KC confirmed that Incubi can get things like horns if they want.

>>22083012
Citation needed. I do remember the baphomet story had an incubus's eyes turning purple though.

>>22082966
Not him but heres the breakdown.
Men can make spirit energy but not demonic energy.
Mamano can make demonic energy but not spirit energy.
Both can infuse the other with their energy.
Men can hold demonic energy within them but they can't make it internally(spirit energy prevents that which is why alps only alp after they use the demonic energy to destroy their spirit energy making capabilities) as spirit energy prevents such things and acts a protective buffer.
This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed or human man but more.
Demonic energy feeds off spirit energy and gets boosted by it.
Demonic energy makes men better and better men produce more spirit energy.
It's all flavors of mana and more mana means more better.
Mamano infuse men with their demonic energy, this demonic energy boosts men, boosted men make more spirit energy, men infuse mamano with spirit energy, this spirit energy feeds demonic energy production in mamano meaning they now produce more demonic energy, repeat.
Incubi make spirit energy but can contain demonic energy both of which improve them as individuals which means they produce more spirit energy. They ultimately contain both energy types but they only directly make one type internally.
Mamano are the inverse just switch demonic and spirit energy.

>>22083018
His Q&A.

>>22083004
>to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real
Monster girls will fuck anything with a dick though. They have no standards.

>>22082987
Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place. The rest of the equation she can fix entirely. Theres no reason to move on when she can do that.

>>22083023
>This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed
So monster boys.