Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

What are you drinking tonight?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22079285
Tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079287
Tea?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been to your local shrine, Anon? Ryu-chan is getting lonely ever since all her Shirohebis left on maternity leave

[Anonymous No.]

It's your second-to-last semester of college, and you've finally found an internship. It sounds like it will mostly be data entry, fetching coffee, and other small tasks. You did some research, and it's a large company. You're not sure exactly what they do, and the information on the corporate structure was a bit fuzzy, but everything points to them expanding. So you go into things hoping to turn this unpaid summer internship into a job when you graduate next year. The offices on the 30th floor of the tall glass and steel building quickly become a familiar, and even welcoming place. When you started, you thought they'd be dismissive of somebody with no experience, but you end up getting helpful advice about your career from people who used to be in your position. The data entry is tedious and repetitive, though.
Two weeks after you start, things start going wrong. Your boss's boss gets sacked, and everybody is getting called, one by one, into the corner office. The one with the shades drawn, and a dark shadow beneath the door. Lots of people aren't making it, and the last you see of them is as they collect their stuff and go. You're kind of disappointed to see many of the women in the office leaving. Not that you had a shot with them, but still... You're hoping to avoid the scrutiny of upper management, being a lowly intern, but it's not to be.
Then it's your turn. You open the door to the dim office, and before your eyes have a chance to adjust, you hear a feminine voice say, "Yes, you'll do." As your vision acclimates to the darkness, you see, seated behind a massive desk...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Who's your new boss? Will you have a job lined up when you graduate? What's your degree in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079293
Yes. Green tea.
>>22079294
So that's why it's raining.

[Anonymous No.]

powerful automatons are meant to milk their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079294
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079294
yeah, but i regret it. i wanted to get cool super powers like them 2hus but instead i got molested by the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079310
>Q. オートマトンまたはリビングアーマーみたいな魔物は子供を産むのが可能ですか?

>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?

>A. 先程回答しましたが、オートマトンやリビングアーマーでも子供を産むことは可能ですね！ちなみに胎生です。

>They can. Also, they would be viviparous. (Will)

>ちなみに子供がうめる様になったのは流石に機能が最初から備わっていたというわけではなく、夫の精を得ることでそれをエネルギーにそのために必要な機能とパーツを自己生成しているのに近いといいますか

>Also, Automatons weren't built with the function to have babies originally. Rather, by using their husbands' semen as a power they have self-updated their bodies to develop necessary parts and functions for pregnancy. (KC)
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079345
>pregnant android battle maid
thank you KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079371
Ain't it great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079345
This is getting stupid

[Anonymous No.]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079285
Water, but I wish it was my wife's milk.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER THE REALM OF CHAOS
YOUR NIGHTMARE HAS JUST BEGUN
AS YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING
THERE'S NO PLACE LEFT TO RUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079414
Sure is wurm in here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079414
Lover conquers all anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079441

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079427
You've been copypasting this from /tg/ since march.
I miss the old copypastafags. Remember Kevin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079469
It's obviously a bot. Notice how they never respond to replies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079469
Maybe he got tenderly loved by Miia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079494
Awww...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079458
Eros approves of this post.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Dark elf
Guess I'm getting a degree in being furniture.

[Yananon No.]

I have no self control when I get in the writing mood, so we're going live again: https://fiction.live/stories/Monster-Girl-Pizza-Quest/PazCQwBNjw8myz54t
someone please direct me to an artist to commission so i can get rid of this horrible seafood pizza cover art

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Baphomet
OH NO. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAKEN THE INTERNSHIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079622
>pizza quest
I'm sorry what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Gazer
Future optometrist in the works...provided I can keep it in the pants long enough around the monoeye clientele.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079606
>Dark elf boss
Excellent luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079652
At least business will be good, as long as you don't mind possibly being forced into a sexy nurse costume to pander to the monster clientele.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079641
What's wrong with loligoats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079681
I'm just imagining it being a regular nurse's outfit, but with a tight speedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079649
Pizza is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

Best snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally manage to get your hands on a decommissioned super heavy automaton
>boot her up
>"New User identified. As this unit will no longer participate in combat, please assign new designation. What is my purpose?"
>"…"
>"…d-designation confirmed. This unit will serve as User's…Baby Factory."

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079692
Not all of them yet have their heads on pikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079692
They're merciless predators.

[Anonymous No.]

Dick your rata!

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting your favorite greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079606
>>22079653
I am jealous as hell. Dark elf CEO/Boss is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080012
ah man, i wish i had that one greentext about the wight boss who kept punching holes in her wall just so her handyman employee would come over to her house and fix them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080012

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079792
Making a siege model into a matron/fabrication model is every man’s dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080074
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080012
I want some of the lewd greentexts posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079285
Beer!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080164

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079692
I'm not very comfortable with the whole Sabbath idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080223
I'm pretty sure a familiar could massage me into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080145
I'd like more lewd content in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080164
No! Tomorrow is a work day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080223
They can fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080204
>>22080164
Yetis are specially made for anal sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080223
Just join Shiro. They might be a bit demanding, but it is generally very calm and comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Giant Ant
I guess they're looking for architects

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080223
Their is probably a baphomet willing to not have a sabbath and take a mega potion for you. I mean marune inherited her mother's sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080204
Desert Yetis need water, not beer!

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1483320/ab537f3546/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080123
Hell yeah! Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080345
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/P20GXij.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080365
oh yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080365
BEARy nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080365
that bear looks uncomfortably shock, he should stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080384
It's a survival technique; he has no choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Dragon Zombie
I'm confused, yet aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>when your mg wife pulls down your pants and spanks you

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having to explain your wurm daughter she'll never fly like her ryu cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080471
Joke's on her! Her paws are too soft and fluffy to hurt at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080472
Pretty sure her mom can chuck her through the sky at sufficient velocity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080471
But I didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080467
>Dragon zombie boss
>Is just figurehead of danuki accountant who secretly runs everything
>They promote you from intern to boss's assistant, aka boytoy
>Spend your days just getting doted by dragon zombie boss and hugging you then calling you "Warm~" occasionally
>At business meetings danuki brings you along, makes you sit on dragon boss lap
>When the internship is over you ask danuki if you have a job, she tells you to ask your boss
>When you ask dragon zombie she tells you she does have a job for you
>Full time husband

[Anonymous No.]

I like robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Mummy
Anubis Shenanigans are going on in the Company it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080535
They're pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080012
I enjoy that one Ushi-Oni one because it pisses that one faggot off

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080534
I'm more than ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080492
She'd settle for fondling and playing with your buttcheeks instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080610
I'm ok with this, as long as it doesn't tickle too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080566
I love this guys art.

[Anonymous No.]

So that one guy really went to jail or were you fucking with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080682
Nobody knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080535
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080535
>>22080700

[Anonymous No.]

Since monstergirls are proactive ones, it can't be uncommon for them to be the ones to ask for man's hand in marriage. How would your waifu propose to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080721
With my ween in her cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080721
By surprise eating me on our first encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080721
She wouldn't really propose, she'd just pin my down on the bed and start showering me with kisses, saying that I'm hers while hugging me with her arms, wings and wrapping my leg with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080733
Vorefag leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080721
By painting me with her slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080738

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080738
Who else is gonna breed those worms?
I'll gladly sacrifice myself to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080365
https://i.imgur.com/0Dr8Piq.png
https://i.imgur.com/cYb1ZeX.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080751
n i c e

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080751
Not bear bones pics
Very good

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080751
The campground is a little safer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080750
The spice must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080721
My waifu is more of a submissive species, so we'd probably end up asking each other at almost the same time. It wouldn't be some major production, most likely when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

Wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080778
>when we're in bed together shortly after meeting for the first time.
Sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

Well? would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080787
I'd prefer a Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080787
Tailets need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080793
To corrupt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080786
I mean, she's my waifu anon. I've 'known' her in her current form for years now, as she has with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080801
I'd play the role of the lordsel in distress and get "rescued" by her. After she made me her squire I'd start masturbating in her food and eventually molesting her in her sleep until she got corrupted enough to snap and rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080801
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080793
cant there be monsters that are fascinated by the knightly stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

What mg species can be summoned is it just imps and demons or can others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080793
>>22080801
Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.

>>22080838
I like when the corrupted women does knightly stuff still, but also lewd stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Martial arts snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080838
World guide side 2 had a bunch of stuff about the various job classes of the monsterized heroes found in Lescatie not to mention the Dullahan breed itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080787
I love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080838
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080858
i meant more like larpers

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080843
I'd like to vanilla corrupt a paladin. Just have her fall so in love with me that she'd fall all on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080535
good thing they're real

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080861
I wouldn't mind getting bodied by a dark brave and her adventuring party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080787
>>22080859
Same. His girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080721
she'd take me somewhere beautiful and propose to me with a beautiful dick ring and puts it on my dick after i say yes to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080894
Funny and excellent art

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080751
muy bien

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080878
Cute. I hope you get isekaied into MGE and are able to do that.

>>22080893
Dark braves are the best. I just want to be hard dommed by one during battle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If you were a super villain what species would your number 1 henchman(woman) be? what would your jaws, your oddjob be?

[Anonymous No.]

I love horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080838
Literally lizardmen.
If you ever mention you're a actual knight they'll never leave you alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080938
It's between a familiar and arch imp. The competition keeps them sharp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080938
Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080938
I'd just be the pet on the supervillainesses lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080947
And horsepussy loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080948
but they are in it for the warrior stuff
its not like they'd insist you'd keep your armor on while doing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080995

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080996
Wanna bet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081017
Reminder that lolimanders are for impregnating

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080859
His shitposts are quality, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I'm starting to fall for cuckhorse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080938
A slightly unhinged, ancient evil Fox. Who tries to Starscream me every now an then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081044
That's a healthy and respectable relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"oh hey anon its a shame you died and all that,anyways! welcome to valhalla! i have been waiting for you so lets get into the action!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081070
But I'm not a warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081070
Can I have one in blueberry flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081039
Nothing wrong with liking best horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081090
You're going there to serve warrior women that fell in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081102
some guy in this thread told me its wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081090
She's seen your character in one of those "Em Em Ohs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081107
What exactly do you mean by "serve"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081090
I wonder what the minimum requirement is to qualify as dying in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081121
Cook for them, bring them mead, pleasure them in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081110
Who the fuck cares what the thread thinks about your taste in monster girls, within reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081121
serve and protect

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081110
They must have a bad case of the gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Huge, armored, Jinko bodyguards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081005
Her eyes make this so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081044
I too desire a villainous fox.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that a Dragon's weakpoint is the belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081044
I want to release this ancient evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081199
It's like she's looking at another girl, inviting them to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking? Nothing at the moment. I gotta pick up my niece from a soccer game and I may get some action so I don't want alcohol messing up my libido or erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081227
I like collars. It implies that she likes to feel owned by you. It's really hot.
Chokers also work.

[Anonymous No.]

Lolis like Vampires and Pharaohs are the most alluring, because the attitude makes her becoming soft putty in your hands that much sweeter.

The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest, big ego and butt. Adorable face, erotic body. High confidence, actually sensitive and full of weak spots.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the MGE say anything about branding? I did a search but didn't see anything. I figured that branding is a subject worth addressing when there are livestock types like holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081260
Cute boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081260
>When you accidentally ear the attention of undead nobility

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081260
Yeah but oppai loli is still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081294
Is it autism for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081294
Yeah, regular oppai is so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081306
cute wine goat

[Anonymous No.]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

[Anonymous No.]

Social anxiety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079371
The question is what to do with the little automatons. Androids feel a sense of emptiness when they haven't been given a assignment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081306
I wonder what her sabbath is called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081090
>The Good Place except it's mge Valhalla and Anon is there by mistake
>enlists his valkyrie waifu to help him learn to be a true warrior so he can fit in
>Anon eventually figures out he's actually in an mge hell and his valkyrie waifu is actually a demon

I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081110
He's not worth listening to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081332
satryos bar #700

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081121
>>22081070
we could always use more angelic/holy/"good" monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>illegal sandworm racing across the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081260
A shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081353
Are they graped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081343
>oppai baphomet leading a gaggle of wine goats.
>all the single men are invited to the back.
>men always leave married to one of thr wine goats.
Will you be the first to capture the bathos attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081383
Flat lolis only, everything else is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081364
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081374
you can grape monsters other than pharoahs????

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081428
I want to fug a smug but shy lolibaba rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081438
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081294
You must have misread something, I was merely talking about how making a proud regal loli yours is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081458
>The art of contrasts in monstergirls like that is at it's peak. Little years and chest,
>Little years and chest

??? I didn't misread shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081466
Not him, but jesus your retarded. He is clearly referring to her having little years and little chest. Your autistic fury over people liking oppai lolis has melted your brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081478
words can't have different meanings to different people, ur le dumb, ur brain is le melted

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081478
>jesus your retarded
hehehe

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081506
cute librarian lolis in sweaters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081506
That Anon in the background looks like he's having second thoughts about starting a Weresheep farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081512
but it doesn't cover runya's little arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081544
best part

[Anonymous No.]

>"Once upon a time there was a deadly forest nestled between two great mountains. Even adventurers avoided the grim, dark wood for fear of its many hazards; poisonous thorns, gaping pits of dagger-like rocks, and more still. The denizens of the forest, however, were kind creatures. Whenever someone entered the forest they'd do their very, very best to help them to safety."
>"The fairies of the forest had witnessed tragedy befall travelers many times and so they'd gently guide wayward humans to a safe exit. The elves as well, and the dryads, and most all who called the forest home. For they'd all seen how dangerous their home could be to outsiders and, loving humans, their hearts would ache with worry whenever they saw one."
>"The Manticore of the Wood, however, had never seen tragedy befall anyone else. She liked humans just as the other denizens of the wood did, but she also had a mean and teasing heart. She'd threaten to eat any traveler she came across, would tease them and strike fear into them all while chasing them to an exit and safety."
>"One day the Manticore of the Wood, while in the middle of her morning walk, came across a campsite. She could tell it was recent and a wicked, happy mischief filled her heart.
>"Oh, lost human, I have found your camp!" She shouted. "I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a fishing pole and tackle box, left abandoned by a stream. She sniffed the air and knew that a man had been there.
>"Oh, lost human, have you caught any fish?" She asked. "But all that swims and flies and walks in the forest belongs to me! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk. It was soon after that she came across a scrap of clothing and a smear of blood left on a thornbush at the edge of the deepest, darkest part of the forest."
>"Oh, lost human, have you been hurt?" She asked loudly. "But your pain will only last as long as your life! I smell you, I hear you, I'm coming for you! I'll find you soon and GOBBLE YOU UP!"
>"She heard nothing but was certain her voice had not been wasted so she continued her walk."
>"Along her walk she came across more blood. And more. And yet more. Splattered across the ground, across trees, across thorns. Some here, some there...and eventually everywhere, as the further she walked the more she found. 'Too much', she thought, 'far too much'. More and more, she could no longer smell human-flesh as the odor of blood, a smell like spoiled copper, filled her nose. Her worry grew and grew and the mischief in her heart seized as she began to wonder in panic just how much blood a human could have. It was too much for her and she surrendered."
>"I was joking!" She screamed. "It was a joke! I will not gobble you up, human! I promise! Show yourself so that I may guide you to safety!"
>"But the Manticore of the Wood heard nothing. She followed the trail of blood farther and farther, long into the evening until she found herself in the deepest, darkest clutches of the wood where even she said she'd never venture. More blood, SO MUCH MORE BLOOD, but she could not find the man she sought."
>"I'm sorry! I'm not going to hurt you! Please come out! PLEASE!" She wailed and sobbed and stuck her nose into the dirt, desperate to catch a trail of a scent. She begged and cried until her voice no longer worked but, certain that her voice had been wasted, was soon lost herself and her sorrow gobbled her all up."

>The mother manticore closed the storybook with an unceremonious thud and punctuated the tale with a happy, toothy smile. "Welp, time for bed!"
>Her three daughters, huddled together within the same blanket like would-be victims rescued from a burning building, expressed varying degrees of shock. The youngest hiccup-sobbed in mucus-y grief, the middle daughter looked like a deer caught in headlights, and the tomboy eldest with the bandaged cheek and the tough, angry expression (despite the tears in her eyes) was the only one who spoke up.
>"Wh-...that's it!?"
>"That's it. Goodnight!"
>The youngest spoke, struggling through her snotty weeping. "B-but she still-she still found him, right?"
>"Awwwww, sweetie, don't cry. Of course, I'm sure she found the body eventually.
>This initiated a new wave of crying that far exceeded the intensity of what had come before. Beaming and satisfied the mother took the book with her and left.
>She passed by her husband on the way to her bedroom and answered him before he could ask. "School called. The girls were bullying some boy, held him down and threatened to 'eat his fingers'. I took care of it, shouldn't happen again."
>She said this oblivious to the entirely different set of problems she had just created.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081458
I love bare lolis https://i.imgur.com/MFtPETV.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081506

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081294
There's a reason why familiars are the most popular ones from the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis tries polymorph for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081599
because you can tell them to get rid of the disgusting tits on lolis? I agree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081559
kek
I LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081599
i would like to get familliar with her tits if you know what i am saying.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081642
What happens if a flower you've planted and taken care of for years monsterizes?

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>>22081657
Then you have among the most devoted of waifus.

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>>22081595
Gonna give her a fluffy foot massage.

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>>22081642
>gay flowers.

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>>22081657
>Feed me, Seymour!

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>>22081615
>got deleted

Are greentexts not allowed anymore?

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>>22081599
Simple, because they can cook

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>>22081615
That's not a monstergirl image, sir

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>>22081571
Pretty good edit, I too love young disrobed noble pears.

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>>22081736
>>22081615
>>22081559

https://pastebin.com/Z3ue0Qpe

Maybe was too long? Salvaged here, I love mg fairy tale shit

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>>22081657
>Demons start to monsterlize the surrounding lands without any one noticing
>Go to water your plants in the green house
>Only find a bunch of plants girls arguing which one of them should be the one to marry you
>They all argue their merits and how they best cna please you and how you always waterd and took care of them the best and as such showing your love for them
>You just stand there while they argue
>They notice you
>You try to get out
>Thick rots and leaves block your way
>They think there's only one way to settle this
>That green house is now more or less a sex dungeon filled with your plant wives.

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>>22081774
What would a alaurne cactus look like? That's the only plant I like.

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>>22081767
Dumb Lim.

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>>22081774
I want to grow and cultivate hundreds of plant monstergirls and create a massive explosion of greenery which consumes the nearby city and turns it into a utopian forest retreat for all the various plantgirls.

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>>22081802
Imagine a very prickly girl dancing to Cuban Pete. All while shooting 10,000 needles at you.

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>Law Enforcement Sting Operation/Raid on a Sabbath Facility

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>>22081821
Hot.

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>>22081440
It'd be fun to see how a lolibaba monster girl were to react to a shota asking her to be his partner at the children's dance when he mistakes her to be his own age.

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What would you do if you came home to your monstergirl daughteru laying on your bed completely naked, surrounded by various sex toys and looking at you expectantly?

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>>22081802
>Alraune with manticore personality and venom

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>>22081846
But I don't even have a daughteru!

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>>22081846
No, I'm not going to buy her lube if she blew all of her allowance on dildos.

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>>22081822
Fuck off retard.

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>>22081846
Obviously we're going to work our way through them all.

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Praise Eros!

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>>22081846
Technically it's not dicking her unless I actually put it in so I guess I can use them with her.

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>>22081906
puppy cunny!

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>>22081803
Smart lim!

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>>22079305
>Wisp
oh fuck

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>>22081834
>Be in the desert
>Goddamn it's fucking hot, and when we say hot, it's hotter than the Devil's ballsack levels of dry heat
>But of course, you and Dale only packed PBR in the pick up. After all, why bring water to the FUCKING DESERT?
>Then to make matters worse, you can swear you hear Flamenco music
>No sooner than you want to keel over with the buzzards flying overhead, you see probably the most curvaceous Alraune you'd ever seen
>Except she's covered in needles
>Like a damned cactus
>Cactuses carry water...
>TFW you end up facing the wrath of 10,000 needles when you try to get a sip out of her tits

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there's gotta be a huge city dedicated for the sabbath where everyone's either a powerful sabbath loli or a big onii-chan. a religious city capital, if you will. where every night is a black mass for chosen groups of sabbath girls, making onii-chans curious about lolis and what they like to do with human men in these nights. the city should have every single known species in loli form and the men are all foreigners from all over the world who migrate to the sabbath city for a healthier and virtuous life.

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>>22081869
Is that honest best reply you can ever think off?

You do this ALL. THE. TIME.

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>>22081822
>unoriginal twitter meme

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>>22081878
Does Eros approve of anal with pear-shaped loli Cupids?

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>>22080700
i'd marry a robot

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What's a "rebellious phase" like for a mamono?
Do they wear less revealing clothing?

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>>22082059

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>>22081933
Scholary lim. Queen of the City of Knowledge!

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>>22082069
When she's older, she'll probably ask her boyfriend for consent every time before sex.

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>>22081999
Fuck off, retard.

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[Anonymous No.]

Icy mofu

Soft like freshly fallen snow

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>>22082132
Soft?

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What are Siberian bear girls like?

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>>22082027
Yes.

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>>22082158
Strong, sex-crazed, snuggley, and kinda stinky

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>>22082158
they play hockey, drink vodka, cook those sausage-on-a-stick things, drift on a fucking straight narrow lane of all things, and make absurd contraptions out of metal scraps and broken vehicles they find laying around near the gloomy ghettos of Kikimoraland

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>>22082158
Eurasian brown bears are the same species as grizzly, so probably not too different.
Polar bear MGs would be bigger and stronger. Hard to tell about their behavior, because on one hand RL polar bears are shier that grizzlies, but on the other hand are better hunters. In the end, they probably would be more aggressive in their pursuits, because it's harder to find a man in the wilderness.

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>>22080843
>Why is corrupting paladins and nuns so hot bros.
There is a tsundere element I guess. Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess. I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.

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>>22081906
>tail wags

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Something's not right here.

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medium or large?

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>>22082244
ever watched the movie annihilation?

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>>22082246
Large.

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>>22082244
I bet they're both still useless for anything other than breeding.

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>>22082238

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>>22082238
>There is a tsundere element I guess.
Could be. Lewd holy women acting pure in their lewdness is the best.
>Sexy nuns and knights/paladins is just great in general too I guess.
Yeah. Ties in with the last point that "pure" clothing being so lewd.
>I want to corrupt the shrine maiden.
Yeah it works for all holy women. Probably related to the whole the purer the women the better the corruption.

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>>22082300
>corrupted a witch hunter, paladin-chan and order priestest
>They are now your party members on your lewd and exciting adventures.
Remember to relax at a hot spring after a quest sometime

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Same energy.

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>>22082406
spirit bomb?

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>>22082342
>All three still want to "purify" you.
>each having their own unique way.
>Witch Hunter is very aggressive.
>Rides and milks you roughly
>calls you a vile heretic in dire need of her purifying.
>Order priestess is very gentle
>telling you how much she wants to save you.
>lots of kissing and handholding as she "takes in" the corruption.
Not sure about the paladin.

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>>22082244
I still want to put it in

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>one eternity later

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>>22082406
Bad moth.

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I don't like Dark Priests. They're weird and creepy.

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>>22082422

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>>22082419
Paladin-chan is kuudere

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I need a buff Jinko to French kiss

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>>22082428
Don't be like that.

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>>22079622
God damn I wanna FUCK that robit

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>>22080793

What's a paladin?

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>>22082431
Do you think skeletons would enjoy Toblerone time?

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>>22082475
A fancy term for a knight.

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>>22082469
Don't be like what? It's my personal opinion and I am allowed to have it!

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https://youtu.be/CYAkrJil_w0

>Lizardman/Salamander guradswoman: "What is it citizen? If you've got to travel, by the Demon Lord and her husband's name, stay on the roads... It's the mushroom witches you see."

>You then assault the guardswoman

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "By Eros' fertile womb! Assault! ASSAULT!!!"

>You start backing up some feet away as the Lizardwoman/Salamander guradswoman starts to charge to you

>Lizard/Salamander guradswoman: "YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME! ALL FLESH AND NO FURY- OOOOFFF!"

>the Mamono guardswoman is then KO'd after one hit from you

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>>22082436
So she is like:
>Paladin is Emotionless in her purifying.
>robotic in her pleasuring of you
>Tells you constantly how its her duty.
>asks you after how close to purity you are after each session.

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>>22082499
Go the fuck back where you came from you annoying nigger faggot holy shit. What an absolute reddit post.

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>>22082514
let me ask you this, do you have any recurring dreams anon?

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>>22082516
Fuck off already you unwanted faggot. Take your autistic trash posts literally anywhere else.

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>>22082533
you want the approval of your parents.

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What would be the most slavic mg?

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>>22081999
It’s actually warranted in this instance.

Get thee hence, knave.

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>>22082548
None

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>>22081999
It's not the like post deserves anything else. This isn't an instance of an innocent person getting targeted.

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>>22082406
what's the one on the right? does she rape a man too? if not, i don't care.

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>>22082548
Blin

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>>22082499
>end up in prison because you accidentally took a loaf of bread from a place you weren't even aware was someone else's property
>dark ekf in the cell across from you rattles her cage
>"Hope you aren't getting too comfortable in there human. I've been waiting for a new toy to play with. You might think you're safe behind those bars, but once it's time to work the fields, I'm gonna take you somewhere nice and quiet, and step all over you. You better learn to appreciate it, too. If you do anything that'll alert the guards, they'll find out that we aren't working, and you're gonna be stuck here even longer. So be a good boy, and get used to being my doggy."

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What if female human gets bitten by a werewolf, jabbed by a manticore spine, fed all sorts of slime, doused in ushi-oni blood, and thrown in a vat of Demon Energy?

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>>22082579
Don't reply to him you stupid shit

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Imagine fucking dragons.

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>>22082596
Kill yourself, redditor.

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>>22082548
>>22082570
Goulash vodka lutefisk blyat

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>>22082491
"Your knowledge of the land shall be great!" you know more than the Avatar

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>>22082589
How about not being such a killjoy?

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>>22082613
>Stop saying my obnoxious e-celeb reddit-tier shit is fucking stupid and needs to go somewhere else.

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I am in need of a story premise because I got an itchy trigger finger right now on this fuckin' fountain pen.

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>>22082584

She had a really bad day and out of sympathy, local authorities waive the outrageous hospital bill.

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>>22082173
Good. Grab the kuudere loli's wide hips, stuff her fat butt and see cute reactions.

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>>22082630
Roll a dice and use https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random whatever girl you land on you write a story for.

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>>22082630
man gets raped by secretly corrupted nun.

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>>22082630
Childhood friend from Ye Olde Village turns into a werewolf, sex happens

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>>22082606
I feel like I pointed this out but half of those are nordic.
You want: track suit, depression, apartment blocks, regimes live and die in your lifetime.

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>>22082630
A post-corruption childhood friend, now a kiki, is suffering Childhood Friend Syndrome as a new from-birth kiki has showed up and both are vying for the same mans hand.

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>>22082630
Succubi leaving her husband that refuses to be corrupted for an Incubi.

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>>22082704
I don't think you can refuse to incubi. It's like saying you refuse to get radiation poisoning to a leak reactor you share a living space with.

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>>22082712
That's why she left for a man that isn't a cowardly loser about being an objectively better being.

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>>22082643
not even him, but i clicked on it and got this, wow thanks random button https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ryugujo

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>>22082630
A demon appears in a dude's room and offers him one wish, but warns him the wish will come with a catch. Dude wishes to become very handsome. She grants his wish and turns him extremely good looking, then teleports him to a NEET monster's room who wished for a hot boyfriend; the demon did it this way because her powers don't let her make a man out of thin air, and she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
>Wish granted, dear, and sorry for the delay
(I wanted to propose a genie, but halfway through I remembered that's not how they work in MGE, so pick whatever works for you)

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>>22082721
Once mamono recognize a man as their husband, then they ain't ever leaving. If he doesn't want to go incubus, they'll simply fuck him until he changes his mind.

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>>22082729
>she can't find a guy this handsome who's still single.
So not only is she a fake, she's a liar too.

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>>22082751
Or the reality is they leave for the objectively better option that actually loves monster girls

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>>22082768
Why do that when they can make the man into the man they want? If the incubi is already incubi'd half that process is out of her hands already.

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>>22082791
If a man refuses to be an incubi it means they're an insecure beta that hates their wife and doesn't deserve them.

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Bringing you waifu to orgasm on your cock is the best feeling. Change my mind.

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>>22082768
You can love monstergirls without wanting to become a pseudo-monsterboy that gets his opinions directly beamed into his head from the Demon Lord.

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>>22082800
So the wife can use DE and make the man into the exact man they want. Make his weak beta mentality and body into an alpha Chad brain that wants her and sex in appropriate amounts and a body with the core strength and cardio to go at it for hours and of course a dick of the size she wants. If she just picks up a random incubi she won't get to do all that she just has to take him as he is mostly.

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>>22082814
>waa waa muh monster boys
Learn what setting you're talking about, sperg.

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>>22082759
Maybe the NEET monster's wish was too specific

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>>22082824
Or she can dump the faggot and get with a male that's actually worth a fuck.

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>>22082847
Why do that she she can have the man she wanted initially and just make him into a man that's actually worth the fuck? Best of both worlds and she doesn't have to go through all the effort of finding another man and running the roulette on whether his personality, body, capabilities and dick all match up to what she wants.

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is there a spell that blocks the psychological effects of monster mana? like, have the mana change your body to become more sexual but not become a sex-crazed freak in the head?

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>>22082857
Because he's a fucking loser that doesn't want to be objectively better than a human male in every single possible way. Dumping the loser and getting a better husband is the smarter choice.

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>>22082814
How are incubi at all monsterboys? The only difference between a normal man is present in every Male hero as well. Do you think all heroes and incubi are monsterboys?

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>>22082871
Chaos husbands.

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>>22082866
Yes it's called hyperbole.

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>>22082866
No and yes. Mega and pedo morphosis spells actively change your body into a new one but not your mind and use plain magic not DE to do so but that's it. DE is like radiation in the atmosphere and it will always effect your mind and body so long as your within its area of influence.

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>>22082876
Except it's not permanent and they can change back to their human form at any time.

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>>22082876
They still have a human body they can easily change back into, but I guess your right. Still that's only one type of incubi. The vast majority are human.

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>>22082888
>>22082890
>I-IT'S NOT MONSTERBOYSHIT BECAUSE I SAID SO
Delusional.

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>>22082868
How is dumping the man you originally fell in love with at that you can forcibly mold into an objectively better man mentally and physically while keeping the parts of him you fell in love with originally in exchange for an already set Male that can be cut and edited a smarter choice?
That's like saying you can have whichever Ferrari is on the lot but you don't know the features it comes with or the price when you're a Ferrari manufacturer and can use custom order your own Ferrari to exacting specs but somehow it's the thinking mans choice to pick the former over the latter.

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>>22082729
That sounds rather contrived.

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>>22082899
Dumping a fucking loser that doesn't want to become an incubi is like tossing out a scrap metal piece of shit car for a BMW.

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>>22082899
Why are you even replying. The concept of dumping or divorcing your husband isn't even possible for monsters.

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Reminder that once Incubi become more common regular humans will be walking NTR bait.

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>>22082897
In MGE, the definition of a "monster" is a being whose life force is comprised of demonic energy (or "mamono mana" if you prefer that term). Non-monsters, which includes humans, primarily–but would also include beings like uncorrupted elves, dwarves, and angels–are classified as such by the fact that their life force is comprised of spirit energy, the "yang" to demonic energy's "yin".

A key difference between demonic and spirit energy is that beings of spirit energy can generate that energy naturally within their bodies, whereas beings of demonic energy can only replenish their energy by consuming spirit energy and converting it into demonic energy.

Human females have a naturally weaker internal spirit energy generation capacity than males, but they make up for it with their ability to passively absorb ambient energy from the environment. When human females monsterize, they do so because they have been exposed to enough demonic energy to corrupt, suppress, and finally extinguish their spirit energy production. Devoid of spirit energy, their bodies latch on to the only energy now available to them–demonic energy–and transform into full fledged monsters.

In the case of incubi, their bodies never stop producing spirit energy. In fact, an incubus's spirit energy generation greatly exceeds that of a normal human man. Therefore, they are not monsters, in the strictest sense. They are beings of spirit energy who have been altered via demonic energy without actually becoming beings of demonic energy.

We call incubi who go all the way to becoming beings of demonic energy "alps"–it's right in the profile that the path to alphood goes: human->incubus->alp, even though the incubus phase may be so short as to appear nonexistent. But of course, that process requires a very specific mindset, to say the least

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>thread

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>>22082926
Icubi are pseudo monster boys. They can even get fucking monster bits you dumb retard

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>>22082918
Because it's funny to watch him try to go against that fact plus all the shit that invalidates his shit in the setting.
>>22082908
Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants with the exact features she wants but you're dumb enough to think its smarter to try the open market of pre-made pre-used cars that come unchangeably built with wide ranging features and no guarantees it will have what you want without unwanted additions or won't come with exactly what you want at all.

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>>22082606
Lutefisk is great 2bh

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>>22082935
>They can even get fucking monster bits

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>>22082938
>Except that succubus could transform that scrap metal car into the exact make, model, year, and type of car she wants
She can do that with a better male.

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>>22082927
It's a /mgt/ in name only. The real subject is about sperging over 'my reality > your reality' ad nauseum until you win the argument because nobody wants to talk to you.

That, and spamming 'fuck off' in as many forms as possible due to lack of nothing better to say.

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>>22082950
>Horns are not monster bits
>Eyes turning into monster eyes doesn't count
>Turning into a squid creature doesn't count
>turning into a male slime doesn't count
Based retard.

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>>22082926
I rate this two thumbs up. Good job friend.
Only problem is that I though I saw that incubi produce both types of energy which is why the infinite energy boosting exists. I am probably wrong as it's been a while but clarification or correctioning would be nice.

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>>22082935
Literally only chaos incubi which are a small minority of incubi.

>>22082958
Where does it say incubi gain those? All it mentions is fat loss and age reduction.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls are untrustworthy whores.

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>>22082958
You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes and yes the chaos hubands are shit. Incubi themselves are not monsterboys, just human males with demon energy.

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>>22082951
She can do that with any Male. Might as well be the Male she first fell in love with rather than having to pick up a different one of unknown quality and personality and everything else and having to make all that up ontop of the basic transformation to.
Thinking mans choice is take the Male that already has one thing you want and fix the rest up rather than taking a Male that has who knows what and running the risk of it not being what you want meaning more work for the same results.

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>>22082975
>It only counts when I want it to count

>>22082979
>You don't get horns, you don't get monster eyes
You do.

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>>22082981
The shitty human faggot obviously doesn't love her, why should she love him?

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>>22082978
This. They only pretend to like you for a free meal ticket. They only claim to care about you as long as they can steal your semen.

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>>22082966
Incubi do not produce demonic energy. They produce spirit energy, which MGs "refine" into large quantities of demonic energy. The demonic energy released can then give husband back the energy he spent and then some.
This is where the feedback loop comes from.

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>>22082989
Monster girls are like parasites that feed off of human men. They are druggies that will do anything for their fix of spirit energy.

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>>22082979
>has demonic energy
>gets altered and transformed by demonic energy like monsters do
>gets mentally altered to think like monsters do
>somehow still not a monsterboy

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>>22082994
Thank you for the correction anon. Also makes a lot more sense now that I think about it for a bit.

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You think the anons that shitpost like this are just incredibly insecure about themselves and do this to force themselves to believe that monster girls are horrible, awful people to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real?

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>>22082982
>>22082958
>Horns
Wait, what?

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>>22083004
They try to convince us monsters girls have all the faults of human girls. The whole appeal of them is that they don't have any of the faults or foibles of human women. So, they're basically just shitposting for the sake of it.

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>>22083008
KC confirmed that Incubi can get things like horns if they want.

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>>22083012
Citation needed. I do remember the baphomet story had an incubus's eyes turning purple though.

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>>22082966
Not him but heres the breakdown.
Men can make spirit energy but not demonic energy.
Mamano can make demonic energy but not spirit energy.
Both can infuse the other with their energy.
Men can hold demonic energy within them but they can't make it internally(spirit energy prevents that which is why alps only alp after they use the demonic energy to destroy their spirit energy making capabilities) as spirit energy prevents such things and acts a protective buffer.
This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed or human man but more.
Demonic energy feeds off spirit energy and gets boosted by it.
Demonic energy makes men better and better men produce more spirit energy.
It's all flavors of mana and more mana means more better.
Mamano infuse men with their demonic energy, this demonic energy boosts men, boosted men make more spirit energy, men infuse mamano with spirit energy, this spirit energy feeds demonic energy production in mamano meaning they now produce more demonic energy, repeat.
Incubi make spirit energy but can contain demonic energy both of which improve them as individuals which means they produce more spirit energy. They ultimately contain both energy types but they only directly make one type internally.
Mamano are the inverse just switch demonic and spirit energy.

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>>22083018
His Q&A.

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>>22083004
>to help cope with the fact that they'd never even get a chance with them if they were real
Monster girls will fuck anything with a dick though. They have no standards.

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>>22082987
Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place. The rest of the equation she can fix entirely. Theres no reason to move on when she can do that.

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>>22083023
>This is why incubi aren't monsters like mamano are they just a sort of half breed
So monster boys.

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>>22083027
Guess this means even someone like you has a chance

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>>22081330
They study and adventure or become somebody's lolibot lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083032
>Because she loves some part of him otherwise she wouldn't have chosen him in the first place.
She thought she did. But now she realizes that it was just a mistake.

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>>22083032
Why the fuck would a succ waste her time with some faggot bitch boy when she can easily get a real man who can satisfy her? A sex demon like her can have any man she wants.

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>>22083027
>Monster girls will fuck any unmarried man with a dick though
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083025
>Until the material here is confirmed in print, this information should not be considered canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083056
>author literally says something
>nuh uh it doesn't count because I said so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083056
>Chaos husbands
>Monster boy potions
>Siths
It's only a matter of time, sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083023
Again thank you for clarification. Makes a lot more sense now.
Also shouldn't have use halfbreed as it's not even true. Human male but better is a fine descriptor.

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>>22083047
The same reason idiots continue to push their argument rather than give up at the slightest degree of resistance.

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>>22083069
>Human male but better is a fine descriptor.
So monster boys.

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>>22082999
Well I guess a wizard is a monster too because he can use magics and alter himself.

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>>22083082
>dodging the point
As expected

[Anonymous No.]

When will mods move these dumpster fire threads to /trash/ already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083018
Check the Q&A. Incubi get some "small" monster bits sometimes. Monster like eyes, horns, wings to fly with if their wives fly, heat and/or cold resistance if their wives are native to areas of extreme temperatures, much more robust bodies to deal with wives that weigh literal metric shit tons or have sharp features that would ruin a normal mans soft body, etc.

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>>22083086
Soon, hopefully.

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>>22083082
You forgot to mention the part where the wizard has no demonic energy or other monster influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083079
Do you call masterchief a monster boy? Or in setting do you think all male heroes are monsterboys?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083098
>xbox trash reference
Holy fucking shit kill yourself you underage redditor. The absolute fucking state of monster boy niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083047
See the next bit. She can already have any man she wants using the man on hand.
>>22083042
>she thought she did
Then she can fix that up to. The point is she already has the man on hand and she can mold him up.
Why throw out perfectly usable clay then have to go out and find more to start the process up when you have this perfectly usable clay on hand already. Its just adding a step and all the effort that comes with it for zero reason or extra payoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083086
>>22083091
>butthurt native underwent cell division.
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083086
>>22083091
t.Sithnigger who wants excuse to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083089
>Q&A
see >>22083056

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083108
same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083111
>Why throw out perfectly usable clay
Except it's not usable. It's a fucking waste that doesn't actually work how it should be working. All she's doing is being smart and getting better clay that does it's job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083120
Is the incubi = monsterboys idea /monster/ thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083111
Quit replying to blatant trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Look, anon, it's the cheetahs, they're pretty fast but nowhere near as cool as me, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to roughly dominate and abuse me, then tenderly cuddle me and pet my head while calling me a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083136
Hellhounds are hot.

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>>22083125
All clay is the same, anon. Why throw out clay you have and waste all the time and effort of finding new clay someone already did up when you could just spend that time and effort making the clay on hand exactly what you want.
It's like saying it's better to pick up a project someone already did work on and waste all the time and expend effort changing the parts you don't want that they did up before beginning the actual shaping process.
It's just pants on head retarded.

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>>22083134
inject mana into their food and have the ocelomy challenge them to a race to see who's the fastest!

[Anonymous No.]

Incubi look exactly like human men, but sometimes with weird eye iris color like purple or red, that's it.

>chaos monsters
A separate thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083136
I want a hellhound to dominate me and fuck me extremely hard, but call me a good boy and say she loves me at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083129
Its just refugees getting out of hand again and the troll posters that keep trying to get this thread shipped out from their "pure" /jp/ trying to team up with them as if the mods and owner didn't shove us here in the first place exactly because this board is the containment board for weeb shit.
It'll pass like it always does.

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>>22083129
No, it's a /tg/ thing. KC has basically demolished every grimderp interpretation of MGE, so they've been reduced to screeching about "muh humanity!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083136
You may actually be shit out of luck there. They explicitly never treat men roughly (wild sex is as far as they go) and see men as frail and something to protect.
If you want a pseudo-abusive relationship you're gonna need a Manticore or Ogre.

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>>22083150
>It's separate when I want it to be.

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>>22083156
>>22083136
Apparently, you can't have that. She'll just dump you and leave you for someone better because fuck you, that's why.

May you find your respective hounds, and may you cherish one another to the end of your days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083148
I really have a thing for Ocelomes, we got quite a bit of ocelots around here, wild ones (some tamed) and the fact that they are so fat and docile is really charming

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083147
>All clay is the same, anon
Not this clay. It's dried up trash that should be thrown out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use a Lilim's dark matter ball like a katamari.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls don't love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083161
I dont think so. You can usually a /tg/ fag from the way they post (>>22083159). I think he is right in calling it just average trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that white men would have no chance at getting with a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like octopus thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083162
Her mamono mana will protect me no matter how rough and abusive she gets though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083196
>Westernshit
Get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083196
yes, but only if the scylla's not ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083198
The point is that she won't even go there, as opposed to the other mentioned species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083162
>Marry hellhound
>Think you'll be in high speed Fast and Furious type movie adventurers for the rest of your life
>After about 10 years she slows down immensely after the kids and everything
>Still dominates you in the bedroom but kinda likes you taking charge once in a while
>Not what you expected but you wouldn't trade this life for anything in the world
>Then once the kids finally head off to college she hits you with 10 ton truck of built up lust for all the times you were interrupted by them

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>>22083161
But /tg/ has like 12 true to KC's setting settings, something like 8 inbetweeners that keep to KC's intent, 3 or so that allow for direct conflict but keep MG's true to character, 1 that's against KC's intent, and some basic funtime world building ideas that didn't really go anywhere that range from being 100% KC style to 1 singular instance of Red Order. Something like 99.9% of /tg/ MG shit is pro-MG/KC. Even the writefags are pro-MG/KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083196
I prefer squid thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that this is the only correct way to hold a loli monstergirl.
https://imgur.com/0IEzetF

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083213
Fuck off /tg/ you obnoxious nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083253
>obnoxious nigger.
I'm not him but you're one to talk anon. Seriously man, this amount of consistent negativity can't be good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083262
/tg/ crossboarders have been fucking cancerous shitposting faggots every single time they infest these threads. Go back now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083211
Y'know, I do wonder if MGs would even care that much about kids barging in.
Most of them strike me as the types who would address them without even missing a beat while riding you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083245
That if you're holding her from behind, and grabbing her ass with both hands if holding from the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083274
If anything, it would be like the sex ed scene from 'Monty Python's Meaning of Life'

[Anonymous No.]

How many times must I instruct you cretins to not try to argue with people who are acting extremely unreasonable? Do you truly think that you can convince someone who acts so hostile towards you? Don't feed them.

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>>22083270
I'm not from /tg/ anon, though I don't imagine you'd ever believe that. I must say that your lack of self-awarness in the whole 'fucking cancerous shitposting faggots' department is incredibly unhealthy.

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>>22083284
Kill yourself, /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083284
Please sir
Please heed >>22083282

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083282
>don't converse with anyone unless they metaphorically suck your dick at every opportunity.
Pure reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22082548
Siberian White Horns

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to viscously tear out my throat with her wicked claws so I may finally feel the sweet release of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083316
*viciously

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083292
>>22083333
>Screech like an autistic retard whenever someone makes a slightly out-of-line post
>Thread is now infested with shitposters every thread
Any of you anons ever hear about the Streisand effect? I think you'd find it quite enlightening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083316
Local necromancers thank you for the generous contribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083339
>dude just let me post absolute trash and accept it lol
Off yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083351
>Why doesn't everyone just post what I want? Reee
Hahaha it's rare to see someone who's such a fucking pussy on 4chan. No wonder people like to pick on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083356
Kill yourself, shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch my waifu fuck a monster boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083356
>if you don't accept shitposters you are a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083350
Do liches sell parts for those looking to make patchwork zombies? I'm in the market for a lot of undead MEAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083356
I haven't fallen to the point where I cry because someone posts something on my boards, so I don't think I will.
>>22083371
Yeah, and how has telling them to kill themselves worked so far blockhead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083369
I want to watch my waifu fuck a nigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083371
Or you could just report the real shitposters and not show everyone what a whiny bitch you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083376
Please just stop replying to the dude. I'm fucking begging you. You will not convince him and you're just causing more off-topic posts. I'm asking you because you seem a little less unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no futa monster girls
Why are you people so unfun?

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring the arguing on the Peruvian Cuisine thread, i wonder if the writefag picked any of the replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083382
Don't try to reason with these spergs bro. They are too autistic.

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>>22083381
I gave up hope on this thread a long time ago, friend. I used to think that this was a good place to gather info and talk about the MGE world a few years back. But then people started to screech at anything they deemed slightly out of line, and conjure up arguments about monster boys out of fucking nowhere. If you want to stop the derailment of this thread, you're about 4 years too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083391
t. shitposting nigger assmad that people called him a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083382
KC's gone down on record as saying he doesn't care if you OC them in just don't ever expect him to ever write it in himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083402
Oh please. The only people who would get mad because someone called them a faggot on the internet is thin-skinned children like you. You seemed to have mistaken this thread for one of your Tumblr safe spaces, so why don't you skedaddle back there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083411
.t mad nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083411
Stop replying to him you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083414
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083406
Go away futafaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083426
I want to see yan moth in Regura's art style

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083416
Okay. Say I do stop replying to him. What does that accomplish? He's one of the bajillion shitposters brought on by this thread's hostility. Every single twitter twat who's ever screeched when someone didn't use their pronouns them has learned the lesson that crying on the internet doesn't make the big bad bullies go away. How the people here haven't learned that is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite stories
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17593175

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083439
Go somewhere else if you want to post trash like fatshit, futa, monster boys, ntr or alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083440
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7987012/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083439
Have you ever considered the fact that he's doing it intentionally? I thought that was obvious at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083426
i wish there were rape doujins with the same amount of sexiness as these two but with different mamono species

[Anonymous No.]

Marry eels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083454
Watch eels fuck male eels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083454
They keep slipping away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083444
It's confirmed. Monsterboys are now officially part of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083446
The only trash here is you, and everyone like you. I'd rather read about alps that read posts where you think "kill youself faggot" is some kind of magic spell to get rid of shitposters.
>>22083446
Of course he's doing it intentionally. That's what shitposters do. The fuckoff fellow I'm currently responding to, on the other hand, has the same mindset as reddit mods. But since he has no power to ban people, he just cries like a baby until they go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083466
>I'd rather read about alps
Then go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083466
>Everyone is stupid except me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083464
They have been a part of these threads for as long as chaos monsters have existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083475
Maybe now anons won't be such bigots about people wanting to have fun with MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083468
Nah, I'll stay right here you moralizing faggot. And you are completely powerless to stop me.
>>22083472
>Think screeching at shitposters will make them stop
>Thinks monsterboys and alps don't belong on a thread largely about MGE
If you do have intelligence, please show me. I'd be delighted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083485
>>Thinks monsterboys and alps don't belong on a thread largely about MGE
They don't. Alps and monster boys have no place.

[Anonymous No.]

It was a pig walking on its hind legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083489
Delusional as well as stupid. I hope your parents don't feed you any expensive food. It'd be a complete waste of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083217
>draw 2 human thighs and tentacles coming out from behind
>call it squid thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083498
Go to /lgbt/ if you want to talk about monster boys and alps.

[Anonymous No.]

I think anons only hate monster boys because they are insecure. They know a monster girl (or human woman, for that matter) would never settle for them when they can instead go for a far superior monster boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083507
Why don't you make your own thread if you're so against things that are canon in MGE, you whinging child. In case you don't have eyes, this is a thread largely about MGE, and you don't have any authority to say that these things can't be discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

it's a fantasy setting for fun and good-vibes, chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083519
Who gives a fuck about that mega faggot KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>Voices were shouting in anger, and they were all alike. No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which

[Anonymous No.]

ants are surprisingly useful. too bad they're underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083509
>>22083518
Get going, faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083524
They can't really compete with bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083522
People that aren't retarded monster boy faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083528
ohohoho but that can change

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083529
KC said that he likes monster boys though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083213
KC also said he will never put in monsterboys and futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083206
Why not butterface?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083537
Monster boy trash is also not in MGE and never will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083526
And who's gonna make me? You? As I said, you're a whinging child who has no power over me or anyone else. So keep screaming until you're blue in the face. Hopefully you choke yourself to death.
>>22083545
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Theriomorphosis_Potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083536
>bees can fly and have multiple arms for "multitasking" in the bedroom
>spiders have similar lower bodies, but can also tie up human boys with webbing for gentle femdom bondage
I fail to see ants' advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083549
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083556
Go make your monster boy thread then and stop shitting this place up, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Jinko boss
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083557
ants can turn into ant arachne. imagine the transition of species. it's an interesting scenario. bees on the other hand will just cover you in honey and rape you, i mean c'mon wheres the special moment when it comes to bees??

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083566
Don't think I will. Why don't you make your own monster girl canon that doesn't have monsterboys, doesn't have any alps, then make your own thread about it, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083572
Go somewhere else if you want to talk about monster boys. This place isn't for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083577
>inb4 'don't think i will'

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083556
A temporary potion does not mean monster boys are accepted. Hell even chaos husbands all retain the ability to go back to be human at will.

[Anonymous No.]

Post goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083571
>ant arachne
I may like lazy girls from time to time, but they're just moochers

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083577
As I said, you're delusional as well as stupid. If you want to deny MGE canon why are you in an MGE thread.
>>22083580
>Monster boys in MGE does not mean monster boys are excepted.
You are a simple boy aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083576
is she winning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083589
You are not welcome. Mods have proven time and time again that monster boys aren't for this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083594
Mods are fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083588
i wonder if there's a written story out there about a hard-working ant arachne, would be interesting already.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what i miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083583

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083596
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083601
Nothing, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083601
go to sleep baphy, it'll be the witching hour soon, get some rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083601
Business as usual. Go back to sleep. 'Early pecker gets the wyrm' or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083594
>Mods decide everything
So you're a redditor then. Go back there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083606
>>22083607
>>22083608
I really should be going to bed, i wake up at 5am, and go to work at 7. (it's 10pm rn)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083592
she's huffing so i guess not

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083612
Rules exist, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting faggot gets blown the fuck out so hard that he's just spamming monsterboy shit now

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083618
So do monsterboys in MGE. Don't pretend to start caring about reality now, you delusional fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083576
I want to play games with monster girls...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad anons have finally accepted that monster boys aren't some evil thing that can never be shown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083627

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083613
>over 6 hours of sleep
Pshhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083625
>So do monsterboys in MGE
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Blue Oni
Do I have to marry her Red Oni sisters that work there as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083589
Fine. I worded it poorly. Still this thread does not accept everything KC has as canon. Thus any talk of males or incubi in should be assumed to be normal human men or normal human men with big dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats and dogs should be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083632
What kind of games would a titania play?
Please don't play Doom in front of your titania onee-chan. It's too scary for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079826
Do they have anything from the early punk years? I’d love to get an original copy of ‘Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols’!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083635
Based retard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083633
Doesn't help that these retards start acting up as soon as i want to go to bed, fucking have fun with the retard storm.

This shit just seems like the case of a little girl who forces her way into playing what the boys are playing, but then gets upset when she has to play by the boy's rules.
TL;DR nigger we didnt ask you to be here, assimilate or get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083642
definitely nothing that'll make her chuck a fairy into the pixie pit with all the other naughty pixies.
so no mario party.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083653
Don't get so angry because people want to talk about something that exists in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083657
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083658
did i ask you to be here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083635
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Theriomorphosis_Potion
De-lu-sion-al
>>22083639
Nobody cares about what you might or might not accept. If it's part of the canon, you deal with it or find a different canon. And you certainly don't attack people who actually do want to follow canon.
>>22083653
Ironic, coming from a reddit-spacing moralfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>be mods
>warn guy for something non lewd
>do nothing with obvious spam and trolling.
Why are they so fucking useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083669
I don't have to care about what an impenitent child screeches about when I'm discussing something that exists in MGE's setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083673 anything that isnt nigh unreadable unformated block of text is reddit spacing, just your spacing in this reply is reddit formatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083677
>everything I don't like is spamming and trolling
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083658
I'd let them fuck my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083673
Just ignore them, anon. Nobody is breaking any rules so it's not like they can cry to the mods about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083677
they don't actually give a shit they just slap what people report once enough reports have been made.
Ex: one single anon went on a tism spree and reported like 20 posts. Mods saw that for whatever reason this place was getting a lot of reports and just lazily deleted whatever was reported.
You could do the same but for any post containing a vowel and the retards would delete them. That exact thing has been tested and yielded results before fyi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083696
Just curious if he is perma'd or not really.

btw, ctrl+f [deleted] for me is at 105, oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083693
how does she deal with her bunyip neighbors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083696
fuck me that sounds shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083684
Redditfag and a newfag who defends reddit spacing, and you have the gall to tell others to get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083706
reddit spacing is such a nothing issue anyways, compared to issues that are/were current present in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083439
>What does that accomplish?
He loses one venue to shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083699
Doubtful. A far bit if mine get done up in such temper tantrums and I'm still kicking. They only do warnings and bans on actual violations otherwise alp posters would be extinct.
>>22083703
You'd almost think they were bots set to autopilot if you didn't know about the discords.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to draw umi osho next, any cool ideas as to what i should draw while involving the turtle cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083721
I kinda wish I knew what discords these are, just to laugh at them, but wew lad, discord "raiding" (or organized shitposting, whatever you wanna call it) is so fucking gay, it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083735
Hogtied turtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083735
She should be tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread are becoming unbearable with all the crossboarding scum trying to impose their shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083756
I told you guys to oust the refugees but noooo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083735
That picture pretty much proves that the ideal umi osho situation is shibari. So seconding the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083748
>>22083753
>>22083768
gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083606
>tfw no Baph to sexually tease me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083756
These threads have been garbage for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083784
what a bully goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083784
I like sexually inept baphos with suave familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

what do you pack for your daughteru's lunch? also i feel oversized strawberry juice pyramids are a must for vamp skeeters

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083815
Wish I had that oversized strawberry juice pyramid as a kid. Had to settle for that toxic ecto cooler crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083800
>>22083809
Ah yes, the two ideals for baphomets: Teasing lolidoms and doting imoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083815
What's with japan and the pyramid packaging anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083826
>ecto cooler hi-c
that's because they're meant for ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083830
it's a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083815
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich with strawberry jelly (or something else with peanut butter), a snack food like crackers or pretzels, a fruit like strawberries or apples, a few of her favorite candies, and some milk.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a night on the town with a sandworm be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083815
A sandwich, some apples, and a drink,

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083861
lots of disturbing rumbling and panic everywhere unless she's in her lamia form, then she would feel uncomfortable not being able to dig underground like she's use to, maybe it'll be a fun first experience for her on the surface world while you, being with her, teach her about surface world life

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083815
Just a massive bottle full of my cum.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a Latenight or Nav pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083875
>random bar in downtown MGC
>everything starts rumbling and and shaking
>bottles fall and break
>a fan falls from the ceiling
>everyone panics and hits the deck
>mid carnage a giant hole opens up in the middle of the bar area and several people fall in never to be seen again
>the shaking stops and out pops anon and his sandworm girlfriend acting like nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083880
It's Nav

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083815
Milk, some veggie, and bone-in meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083632

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083524
A shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083627
go home gamerboi

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083898
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083905
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083915
how embarrassing that she ended up in a situation like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083879
what is she, a slime? is having solids floating in her body embarrassing enough for her to only want fluids only instead? dark slimes must be more confident then I thought, they have a core floating in them the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083922

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083943
Cum is a liquid anon, you don't have some kind of weird condition do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22081837
somebody draw this please

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083944
i love titania so much, she needs lots of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083951
oh no no, i'm asking why she can't eat regular solid food instead of a big thing of cum. also i can easily imagine slimes finding it embarrassing to have objects floating inside them where everyone can see

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083959

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083967
Oh. I'm not sure slimes do eat solid food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083967
I bet slimes also get embarrassed by having cum floating in weird places inside them. It shows their husband is a pervert. Like having some in her ankle or brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083959
I would pump lots of love inside her, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

The church has now armed itself with heavy weapons to deter Mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

How would an MGC professor handle this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083971
imagine a dildo or a penis-shaped stone floating in her lower body signalling other monsters that the slime doesn't have a husband yet. must feel extra embarrassing for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22082235
Polar Bears are also one of the few large carnivores to actively prey on humans when they get the chance. Tigers are another. I read once that as far as animals go humans actually taste pretty bad even to other predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083984
We've got heavier weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083985
By getting the fuck out this board you fucking tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083985
Link to the doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083998
I think this is it: https://exhentai.org/g/1280225/e1578290aa/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083985
i think a mamono professor would want an explanation first before dropping the student out since sex is not obscene to monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084004
Neato anon, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084008
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083967
How else is a momonika nureonago going to accessorize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083969
Fuck off Ace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083736
Something popular like /pol/ I can understand (although it's still pathetic), but I never understood the unironic mental illnesses you would need to try to shit up a sfw vanilla monstergirl thread on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react to the announcement of a serialized slice of life manga based on mge. However it is overseen by KC and the actual manga is drawn and written by Hiro Mashima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084028
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083990
Humans taste poorly in general due to our diets especially westerners.
Assuming you get a "decent" cut of human it would just taste like stringy and tough poor grade pork. Our offal can often be poisonous, especially the liver and the only decent thing about us is our bone marrow and even that tends to be iffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084022
Nice ass on that doughragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084029
Guy who wrote Rave, fairy tail, and edens zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084028
Disappointment. Not a fan of Hiro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084028
I'd ask if it contains alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084022
I'd sorta understand it if it was people who hated monster girls shitposting, like all the furry raids way back, but trying to shit up a thread about a topic you like because the posters don't care about your own circlejerk is some next level autism. I get that it hurts them, but damn.

[Anonymous No.]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084061
Every thread

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu cry during sex anon?
Do YOU cry during sex anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084067
Until you like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084070
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084070
No
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083991
>Objective: Protect nee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084070
We're in to some pretty intense BDSM, but I don't think there'd ever be any full-on sobbing on either of our parts anon. Maybe some joyful tearing up on the really meaningful nights, but other than that not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084091
and what about your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

I need Goosebumps, but with Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084099
She's not a cryer either anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083985
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084103
>Billy gets blown chapter
>scene when the mc billy gets sucked and fucked dry by nurse lich.
Hot. I hope each book ends with a raunchy sex scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084132
>I hope each book ends with a raunchy sex scene.
Naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084132
>Lich infiltrates a school to harvest all the shota cum
>the lolis have to track her down and defeat her before she can steal their boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084144
Never read goosebumps. Didn't they always end up as a bad end? Thus a shots getting drained?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084137
Nice. I can't wait to see the end of the "mysterious mrs.nemod".

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084173
Or the lolis end up with the shotas but they're all captured by the Lich and kept for her experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084173
I haven't either, dunno lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084181
Two dark. More likely would be that the lolis end up with the shotas, but the lolis are permanently turned into adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084185
>the lolis are permanently turned into adults
How terrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084185
I mean, if they're books made to scare little kids I don't think having the lolis turned into adults would be all that scary. This way it's an actual bad end but they still get good husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084132
>>22084103
R.L.Stine is a visionary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084198
The goosebumps movie would actually be good in this universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084196
Ah I see then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084204
Imagine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmwZxnQbox8

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084215
All I am imagining is that it becomes a straight up porno involving on of the guys and a sexy werewolf or hellhound. Which is a good thing if I am being honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084229
>The Hellhound you brought to life with writing is laying waste to the frozen meat section
>And even after all this time she still remembers your scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084237
Sounds lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084198
>'Hey roomie, some friends from hell are coming over to crash, you don't mind do ya?'
>I, wait, what?
>(Screaming hell portal opens in the middle of the room)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084237
The worst part about a Hellhound pinning you down is that you can’t reach up to pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083211
>but kinda likes you taking charge once in a while
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084317
Not even once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084330
>wanting to dom your waifu
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084103
Mana is stored in the breasts

[Anonymous No.]

Hug your bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083735
I still say that coconut stand is the best idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083735
Lying on the back, unable to get back up and looking flustered. Not quite what Anon was expecting from a wise turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

When the thread sleeps, the mice get to work!

it's only stealing if you get caught!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084445
to soon...

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture? What god do you and your wife worship? I worship Eros because it just helps me love my wife more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
What species is your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
Cow god for increased production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084645
A bit off color in that picture, but shes a lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084648
Ah ok. Then yeah I pray to Hathor for fertility, Eros for love, and the fallen god for lust. My wife was an order nun and has changed to warrior nun for all three. Her most fervent support is for Eros. I also follow the three, but am unsure on what one I support the most.

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>>22084656
All three? That sounds like a very dangerous wife.
>worships Hathor, Eros, and the fallen god
>she's a walking fertility goddess with permanent heart pupils and a mind filled with sex
>all of her tenants feed into each other perfectly
>her heightened lust drives her to mate with you, allowing her to share her love for you and try to wring you of all your baby-batter
>her strengthened love for you urges her to bear your children and feeds her libido for passionate mating sex
>her empowered fertility allows her to birth you daughters, the manifestation of her love for you, and increases her hunger for the part of you that makes such an act possible
Such a wife is truly a gift from the goddesses that I'd do anything to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
All the monster gods really. That includes demon lord herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084752
Yeah exactly! I pray every day to all three for gifting me such a wife! Of course i also thank the demonlord for allowing me to have her at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Beelzebub
What the hell was I thinking when I took the internship working for a massive waste disposal corporation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084204
They would be full blown porn flick adaptations of the books. Undead and demons would have that market cornered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084895
She has a devil put aside for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084925
Will you do the fandango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22082778
nice tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>22082778
I'm going to put on a nice suit, some blackface and an afro and I'm going to block her access to the pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085016
That takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

>take my bike home from work
>ten minutes later it's pouring cats and dogs
Thanks for covering my commute, Ryu-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085016
When the pool is closed, is that not love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085042
I love the rain so bring it on Ryu-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
I don't think that's a standard Nun outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
poseidon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
Maybe Hel to become an immortal undead or, since she is a chaos monster, a cult worshiping the abyssal gods but I would like to know more about them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085104
Wait till you see what the mikos are wearing then.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever have days where you just want to wake up to a face full of Centaur pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085308
Yeah. Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085308
only if it's after i've incubized and whitehorn-san kept me warm all night by laying on top of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085308
And then you shove your entire arm in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085308
Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of weather is best for Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085529
Nationalist fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085512
You know what's kinda weird? We don't associate P'orcs with truffles, not even in a "they want YOUR truffle(penis)" kind of way.

That's one of the more obvious associations but neither KC nor us really do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085542
Truffle pigs aren't exactly an everyday occurrence. I don't even know what one tastes like.
Truffle, not pig. I know what pig tastes like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You have failed me again, Executus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085546
Don’t say that so loudly, you’re making them blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085585
it must be so rare for a lava golem to find a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085603
Pigs are shameless hedonists, they won't blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085608
Primitive tribes throw many virgin men down volcanoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085609
can i make an mg blush when i pull out the speculum?

[Anonymous No.]

>High heels
>long legs
>tight skirt,
>great skin
>Inducing thoughts of sin…

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085609
blushing = aroused != embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085623
Possibly.
>>22085631
I see, so it was math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085603
I want to make an Italian P'orc embarrassed by calling her "Porco Dia". Not even sexually, just make her groan at a stupid pun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085630
Post pictures of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085630
>top coat
>top hat
>don’t worry cause my wallet’s fat
>black shades
>white gloves
>looking sharp
>looking for love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085585
Cute oven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083736
People always blame discords, but 90% of discord raids hit porn boards, specifically /gif/ and /h/. The megafaggots are the ones coming from twitter and shit to nab images because they're physically incapable of searching pixiv or a booru. The threads, and even /jp/ barely had an identity but now we have newfags pretending that only redditors misuse double spacing or replying to decent posts with "use a fucking pastebin" instead of the classic tl;dr. I won't say it's cancer–new generations are meant to come and go–but it's always gonna be obnoxious.
But, that's just the grumpy old faggot talking. The threads haven't degenerate to the point of posting basedjak every other image, so it's not even remotely close to the absolute fucking garbage /k/ and /v/ ended up in, and that's part of the main reason I'm still here. Also, I really, really fucking love monstergirls, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083736
>, just to laugh at them,
You ain't fooling me

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085665
There's a world of difference between telling someone to use pastebin and tl;dr though. One is helpful advice and the other is a dismissal.

[Anonymous No.]

>click-clack click-clack click-clack

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085678
Not always

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085630
>>22085648
>black coat
>black shoes
>black hat
>Cadillac
The girls a time bomb...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085697
Better than squeaky boots

[Anonymous No.]

non-waifu monster parts that you want to touch.
>familiar puff

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085678
I mean if you need more than two posts to drop something, yeah, but saying a post that didn't even hit the 5000 character limit deserves it's own pastebin is just plain ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084628
I don't think my wife would worship any god but I would be an Ares follower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085725
i agree, i'm not about to open a link for a post or two of green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079305
>Nereid
Oh shit, I can't swim. At least this explains where the fuck all of these barnacles came from. How much weed was I smoking? I hope the chick from the 3rd floor didn't get fired, I need her THC-free bladder juice. But not in a weird way. Wait a minute, you can't even get urine samples underwater. Hell yes, everything's coming up anon today! I'm going to enjoy my new career at... Underwater Salvage, Reclamation, and Adult Entertainment LLC? Damn it, I don't have the technical training for underwater operations, man. Shit, just realized that I can't smoke underwater either...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085752
>barnacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Eel ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079692
I don't want to buy any more fucking Thin Mints, and winogoat is objectively better. Also, loligoats get carded everywhere, and their fake ID's say they're underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085784
She's pretty cute. Why do people bitch about barnacles again?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085697
Stupid sexy kikis and their built-in clackers

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085811
Probably because some people still think they take multiple husbands at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085835

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079285
Orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085855
I hope my kiki never finds out that kiki legs make me diamonds. I don't need my kiki thinking she can be smug around her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Bat wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085883
>gyaru bat
How does she tan if she's nocturnal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Sharp teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085898
In a tanning salon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085898
Tanning lotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085883
i love gyaru monsters so much. i love her already

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085905
i wish more girls had those

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085941
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085898
Just sleep outside

[Anonymous No.]

Fox or raccoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086067
Always the fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085905
I want to touch shark skin. Imagine the rough texture, those amazing muscles coiled below the taught skin, and the throbbing as your spirit energy drains from your hands. Must be heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Slime texture (particularly shog)

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086111
Mershark is another girl on the list of MGs that can make you cum just from hugging.

They're probably very smug and aggressive about it, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
I only would ever touch my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086129

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086082
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Titania wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086136
But which parts would you touch the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Hellhound's fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086216
I want to grope and molest my loli Night Gaunt wife's slimy flat little chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086119
>on the style
>correct english script
Whenever I see some random English script in Japanese art I wonder. Do Japanese artists know basic amounts of english or do they just put it through a translator and then copy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085630
https://youtu.be/Kg8rFE8OtCA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086354
IS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086427
What's happening at the bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086476
Pslime going on a rampage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085967
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086067
Raccoons are pretty good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086491
Pslime said it's not her though and pslime chan never lies! Plus she is wearing religious symbols so you know she is extra trust worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086119
What a hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086468
I want to surprise full Nelson a MGC dark elf LEO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086517

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086518
Lego?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086527
Meh no longer interested. Not even worth a key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086543
Meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086536
Law enforcement officer or LEO for short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086536

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086543
Key for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086602
TF2 key

[Anonymous No.]

Worst monster girl teachers
>Anubis
>Inflexible strict class and schedule
>If school closes down for a day she's thrown completely off course
>Starts constantly complaining about how she won't get to cover everything
>This complaining causes her to lose more class time for teaching
>But she never changes her test to reflect this so it'll be on the test even if she never went over it
>Will never negotiate grades or dare listen to some lowly student of hers
>If you ever ask a question she'll insult you then just repeat herself from earlier
>If you ask her to explain it in a different way she'll just insult you then ignore you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
Give her a surprise dicking after class. That'll change her tune

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
Jabberwock-she'll give you a passing grade for sexual favours even if your academic performance is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086651
>Jabberwock fucks every student of hers
>Gets awarded best teacher of the year for her classes' outstanding preformance

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
Lich-sensei is a genuine genius, but is too autistic to properly explain questions of students if they don't understand something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
I think I was in one of her classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086651
>>22086666
get your 3dpd outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
She's just bitter none of her male students has a crush on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086690
Maybe they'd have a crush on her if she fucked them like jabberwock-san did

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
>Hellhound gym teacher
>Under no circumstances will she allow boys to be put in danger of injury
>for the most part this means that the class gets split by gender and the girls get to do all the fun stuff because “they can take it”
>it’s a piss-easy grade but it’s pretty dull usually
>on days where the class hits the weights room, you all must have an MG partner to watch you
>you always keep getting picked by this weird oomukade
>[heavy breathing]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085839
Slander and liable on poor barnacle-chan. S m h. She can't help it that she's a doormat for the tentacle types. If she can't stand up to Scylla then she might as well have pleats or creases. Due to having to continuously fold before the denizens of the deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086690
>one day she senses a crush from a male student
>she confronts him on it
>”Do you enjoy my regal appearance? My soft fur? My intellectual mind?”
>”Honestly, miss, I uh-um, I’m a bit of a masochist.”
>”What.”
>”The way you torture us students, kinda excites me. Its like I’m holding on to the edge of life or death each day.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>22084648
>working woman
huehuehue

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086632
Jorou-Gumo
>Night classes?
>[Rape face in multiple choice format]
Nah. Just don't, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086597
>>22086566
Why are legos so expensive now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086685
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086690
>crush

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086747
Because they actually work as opposed to knock-offs.
Although nowadays minecraft is a lot cheaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086760
Monsters (with the possible exception of bicorns, though that is only towards bringing other women into her man's harem) are monogamous. Once they had their first taste of a man they stick around for life. Longer if she is demonic or undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086747
Superior Netherlands Engineering

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086760
That jabberwock is acting like a typical 3dpd fucking everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086790
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086690
>implying
I had a crush on our stern esl teacher in high school
once she made a hymen joke at me that nobody else got

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086802
Isnt r9k mostly trannies now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086802
>no longer allowed to dislike slut monstergirls.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086666
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086790
Typical 3dpd's don't fuck everyone.
They fuck everyone but (you).
Slut monstergirls fuck literally everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086685
Aside from >22086666 >22086802 being the perfect storm of bait that will make that guy legitimately flip out later, what's wrong with >>22086651? Inb4 there's nothing in the Wonderland fossil record to indicate academic dishonesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086868
Even Cwc was able to get laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086822
No you're not
Off to the reeducation camp for you .

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086812
I never had crush on anyone really, I never felt love whatsoever either
>>22086884
look where he is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086897
Technically ahead of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086685
Wock-sensei's private lessons are for her favorite student only.

[Anonymous No.]

Regarding >22086868 and the like: Wow, it really is going down-hill over here. Take my up-goat, weeb pals. Y'all are going to need a drink, try and spread out the reeing to avoid aneurysms...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086897
>I never felt love whatsoever either
;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086901
the only thing he's ahead of me is his brain's decay before death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086910
>weeb
>Y'all
Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086871
>>22086651 implies she fucks all her students.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085839
>>22085811
Because barnacles are really fucking gross creatures

[Anonymous No.]

Spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086916
It just passed me trough the years, I mean I feel sexual desire and urge to fuck females, but nothing more. I wish I did tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087008
Spats make for excellent wedgies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086897
>I never felt love whatsoever either

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086884
By a prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087032
Eros is cute CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086812
>You will never be her errand boy
Feels bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087032
I bet Eros and her entire cupid squad would be mad as shit at me. Maybe its probably for the best that the portals will never open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087045

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087032
Why did fatfags have to claim eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087032
I never either

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087035
He got it done

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087093
You cant have a love goddess without love handles

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087117
This is the perfect body for a love goddess.
Love isn't lustful rutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087117
Yes you can and those are called fat rolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087093
>>22087117
>>22087122
I still want to see a buff Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087089
I bet she's a dork who loves watching people get all lovey dovey.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087122
id fuck this
but I wouldt marry

[Anonymous No.]

Just had another comm come in from Nano, its a sketch sheet of the wife in various fun outfits. He always does such a great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087089
>>22087139
Sounds cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087146
You're going to hell, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086897
>spoiler
Same here. I have familial love, but never/nothing romantic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086897
I, too, know this feel. My ever expanding apathy knows no limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086989
>When a snake gets caught in your fishnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087151
Nice wife anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085724
Loli Salamander tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086897
i have only felt love toward fictional characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087151
I see you're a patrician of taste, as all Witch waifus must have a hat that rivals Beatrice or Logan. To do otherwise would be heretical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087111
Doesn't really count though

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086968
So this isn't the Estonian Society Finch Fancier forum? I was wondering why y'all didn't have enough pictures of birds. Have a weeb bird. She even brought her own pokeball to blast you off again. Like no one ever did. Weeb-kun.
>>22086970
I thought implied that the bell curve was going to be totally jacked up by one guy.
>>22087146
That sounds like it will work perfectly and not involve continuous celestial rape by someone who knows every single misdeed you've ever committed. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087151
I want to be her foot stool

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086968
So this isn't the Estonian Society Finch Fancier forum? I was wondering why y'all didn't have enough pictures of birds. Have a weeb bird. She even brought her own pokeball to blast you off again. Like no one ever did. Weeb-kun.
>>22086970
I thought implied that the bell curve was going to be totally jacked up by one guy.
>>22087146
That sounds like it will work perfectly and not involve continuous celestial rape by someone who knows every single misdeed you've ever committed. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

Whoops, forgot the most important part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087188
Crap the birds have discovered invisibility.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087194
Aaaaayyyy. Ya got me. They are some sneaky ones. She came back to visibility for someone. Might be you, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087122
[ X ] Aphrodite wants to know your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087162
>>22087166
>>22087178
Its becoming scary how much you guys resemble me. Change while you can, this life is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087213
I think most of us are in this position, although to be honest I see it as a blessing instead of a curse at this point All my friends and family are getting messy divorces/breaking up/are way more miserable than I am. Relationships with 3Ds aren't the nice fairy tale happy ending we'd get with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76825985

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087168
Thanks, anon!
>>22087182
Yeah, when it comes to witch hats its go large or go home. It can double up as an umbrella!
>>22087192
She's more of the gentle loving femdom sort at heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087213
Cute awoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086812
i never had a crush and even when i had a gf,
granted she was sort of forced on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087257
A whole lotta emotionally dead people ITT
;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087213
>>22087228
>>22087257
I had a few crushes in my life and all of them passed with time. I doubt I'll ever find out what it's like to be genuinely in romantic love, but that's probably for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
i feel things for fictional characters,
thats not dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22083213
Based and dicepilled. Quite true, man. Additionally, we've got more class than whoever the hell these shitposting autists are. Did I miss the periodic flip out, or did that dude finally learn about weed?

[Anonymous No.]

why do they call it crush?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087295
>This (>>22087193) is class to /tg/fags
It is such a wonder no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087295
>replying to an 18-hour-old post from a dead shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087188
>>22087193
So you deleted your post to include a monster girl pic and feel like you'll get included because you're "posting related pics". Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
I’m emotional, just not romantically interested in anything or anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087306
Aw, I'm going to cry in my beer. At any rate, recall that class is relative. Beggars can't be choosers etc. Also, you missed the pun, man. That is why no one invites you to parties. ;)
>>22087310
Been busy, but thanks for the heads up. Guess I'll catch the next one. The shitstorms are looking to have a more legitimate basis than usual if some of the crap is becoming standard. At least the new guys are slowly but surely catching up to canon, right?
>>22087330
Newfag detected. Is your logic normally that bad or did you have to practice grinding the pathetic remnants of your brain through shit-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
Such is life

[Anonymous No.]

you have to go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
I love my waifu but I have never loved a 3D woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
I have romantic feelings, it’s just that they have never applied to any girl that didn’t at least have animal ears for my entire goddamn life. I was messed in the head from the start.
This fact necessarily disqualifies real people from being the target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087295
Fuck off knob and socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087364
have you told your therapist this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087367
Why would I tell anyone I know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
Where do you think we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085529
I would remind her why we won the war. By conquering her like Rance and taking her as my bride once I have her knocked up with our little kits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087364
I'm somewhat similar, but its only applied to 2D women. Even before I had the internet I liked April O'neil from the animated TMNT back in the 90s and anime only made this issue much worse. Real women just can't compare.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087375
hell apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
I'm not emotionally dead, I'd just rather live with my comfy fantasies that probably won't ever happen rather than live a life of misery and denial with a 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087366
Sup. I can't, the autism nouveau of this thread both draws the eye and a sense of existential horror that puts Yugi autism to shame. You guys are getting it worse than we did when DnDers collectively crapped their pants en masse.

[Anonymous No.]

what you doin home so early?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087403
What’s wrong with YuGiOh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087263
What do you expect from a thread full of women-hating incels?

[Anonymous No.]

Only 100 days left until Christmas anon! It's never too early to think about happy holiday times with your monster waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087421
Hey fuck you buddy, my celibacy is 100% voluntary. Also I don't 'hate' anybody, hate isn't worth my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087425
If it’s not even Thanksgiving yet it is far too early, Ms. Nuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087429
>replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087429
>Taking the bait
Anyone using incel on any board is a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087429
Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087425
Anon it's not even fall yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087429
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Heart Trumparts with cute hats?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76823776

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087425
chrsitmas?? what about halloween? that's like christmas for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087437
I bet monsters would make Valentine’s Day into the big yearly consumerfest holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087443
Man, those teen trolls are giving cheshire-chan a run for her money.
Who could've foreseen that such a homely wife could be so rambunctious in her teen years?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087403
Fuck off, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087416
The game/series? Nothing really. But elsewhere it turns into really out there autism way too often to be a coincidence. I seriously do not know why, but it just does so often. Just possibly it is because the plot sounds like a five car pile up when it should technically be: force dude into card game, eat his soul, wash, rinse, and repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087468
that's a really big GMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087473
Sounds like Digimon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087468
Huge, heaving, nectar sacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087475
What would plant girls think of GMO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087465
damn nookies, taking away the meaning of valentines day when it's about showing your significant other, your love for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087492
>nookie
dude, don't called gyobu danukis that. that's, like, the n-word to them or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087501
How about trash pandas?
Double whammy of derogatory and mistaking them for another species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087501
NOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087501
>that's, like, the n-word to them or something.
Does that mean they call each other "nookie" all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087501
but nookie already begins with an 'n'. it must be a sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087425
I fucking hate winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087518
>Turn on AC, cool air in seconds
>Turn on heat, takes ten fucking minutes to not be pumping out cold air
Explain this atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087529

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087518
I fucking love winter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087501
*ahem*
FUCK NOOKIES AND FUCK KIKIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087551
I love fucking winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087555
>Shortstack cheshire shouting for onii-chan to bring her tendies

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087563
actually her human would be her father bringing her a plate of tendies to her basement while she shitposts, not her older brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087563
>Tendie meme with more sex and a shortstack cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087555
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087539
>Yeti neighbor sabotages your heating on the coldest days of winter
>"Oh no anon, your heat's out again? In this blizzard it will take the Lava Golem repairwoman at least 3 days to come out and fix it"
>"I'm not busy today, I could stay for a bit and keep you warm instead of having to bundle up in that coat and blanket, try my scarf on"
>"Your knees are still knocking from cold even with my scarf on, I hear the blizzard isn't going to let up tonight and you're going to need lots of hugs to stay warm"

[Anonymous No.]

Very nice wife commission that was finished recently
http://twitter.com/mogy64/status/1172976257551622144

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087668
The best maids.
Everyone else is competing for second place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087563
>tendies
How barbarbic

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087685
I like chicken breasts but they're hard to catch

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087683
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087675
I want an ULTRA THICK yeti for the winters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087637
Maids deserve as much spoiling as they can handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087489
I’m not sure, but now I want to see a bio-punk style organic chem/genetics focused gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087489
>>22087741
Creating a plant golem/chimaera, sounds interesting

[Anonymous No.]

Fat fish.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls live in groups Amazoness and Ocelomeh right but anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087808
Khepri, goblins, orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087808
Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087808
Giant ants, honey bees, hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087681
Really cute, love the background!

[Anonymous No.]

Who were the worst writefags and who were the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Can we not

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Worst: shigydigy
Best: Your favourite
There, easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Worst:
Bob, alp, yananon, elh
Best:
Everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheshire momster
Do you fight back against the endless tide of mom jokes or do you embrace it and become a clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087808
hopefully hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087899
>Worst: your favorite
>Best: my favorite
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087905
what's a mom joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087905
I probably become a Dad....and brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087808
>Coven of witches
>Packs of werewolves
>Raiding parties of p'orcs and h'orcs
>A forest of fairies
>Gaggle of harpies
>School of mermaids
>Hive of honey bees/hornets
>Barrel of kakuens
>A mischief of large mice
>A swarm kephris
>Herd of holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Worst: Everyone except Ace
Best: Ace

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087944
Like dad joke but made by mom
>>22087905
What's the progression of shitposter mom? She wouldn't want to make her little son cry, so she'd keep her spicier material for when he's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>momsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Best: Quicksilver, Machineanon, Negawalker, Chowder, Aftyn
Worst: Eveyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087971
>>22088006
I knew this would only end in shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22080787
>>22080859
>>22081031
OK, these are amazing.
Now off to find the source.

[Anonymous No.]

bully the tallies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087924
They seem kind of stubborn and anti-authority for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Best: Bollocks, Negawalker, Aftyn, Machineanon, Quicksilver, Chowder
Worst: Silent_II, Parkedbuggy, Frosticle

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088025
You missed Alp and Ace on the best.
If you're going to play topsy turvy tastes you might as well go all in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
Who is the strongest mid-tier writefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087961
>A murder of Black harpies
They’re trying to get it changed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088025
Silent and Frosticle don't deserve this even if it is funposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088022
How? You can easily bully the shorties by putting stuff on high shelves but how do you bully tallies?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088023
what gives you that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088096
By putting everything on the lowest shelves meaning they have to get on their knees if they want something

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088147
But so will you, assuming you’re not a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088096
See >>22073492 but in Step 3 it's you who refuses to use a ladder, bonus points if you sit down on the only chair in the room when she's in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088183
As long as you're not some sort of lanklet then all you have to do is squat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088189
>grown man asking for upsies from his TALL wife to kiss her on the lips
I’m not sure what I’m feeling right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088118
That is a lot of rice

[Anonymous No.]

After a lot of thinking, I realized I'm going to need two girls.

I toss and turn a lot in my sleep, so this way I'll always be up against one of them. Worst case, the two of them will be able to hold me down.

Two is the ideal number of wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088207
>Waifu can’t just grab you to them
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

I need the big butt nerd Lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088199
I like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088225
Its a thing of beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088207
>Two is the ideal number of wives.
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088199
They're pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088225
I want to play DnD with a bunch of nerdy Monsters, with nerdy Lim as DM.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088251
Welcome to my life.
I want that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088225
>you will never be a jock bullied by a huge oni nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088199
They're very important on little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088253
this pic makes me sad for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086228
that's dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088253
I want some liliraune with massive breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087174
will it flare up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088199
they should be firm and not fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088049
Losenis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088339
How massive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088387
Hatterfag tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087997
I love momsters and diamond nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

i want to teach a harpy to play the kazoo because that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088225
That was a fun time. Sexy nerdlim making a pslime kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088338
I'm a married man so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088387

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087823
Wendigo district in Winterstown
>Butcher shops and meat diners on every street corner, smoke can be seen from the other side of Winterstown from the meat cooking
>Street bazaar where Wendimoms set up small shops to sell fur goods, meat, and other trinkets
>Wendidads at the pub discussing their hunts and enjoying beer
>Wendigo kids at Winterstown Elementary until early afternoon, then it's either Snuggle Scout meetings or helping mom at the shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088429
Mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088207
Have you considered big girls like lamia, kraken, and slimes that can hold you tight from both/all sides?

[Anonymous No.]

Do vampire mosquitoes also give off Dengue and Malaria? How does Dengue and or Malaria from mosquito girls even work?

Is it deadly or is basically a harmless lewded and sexy version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088457
Don’t forget West Nile Virus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088347
Probably, atleast that would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088025
To be fair if at least Bollocks, Negawalker, and Machineanon fucking killed themselves that list would be improved immensely, even if it's topsy turvy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088253
imagine the smell and how lovely itd be

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088457
Pretty much makes you attracted to her and others like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088571
I'd rather imagine the smell of the interior of a sandworm and how off-putting it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088585
but why

plant girls would always have such lovely perfumey smells

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088339
What MG isn’t made better by having huge tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088591
Because I love sandworms and the thought of being doused in my waifu's less-than-stellar smell is kind of arousing

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088594
Most lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088594
I don't know but I imagine a pair of liliraune with massive titties that always hang out right next to each other, either sitting or holding hands, until their husband is around in which case they sit him between them...and probably their breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088594
Lolis.
Save the tits for where they look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087852
>Worst writefags: Me
>Best writefags: anybody else
I write one story that gets some attention from people here and I automatically try and write a different story with three different characters while writing a plot line for another story where halfway through I start seeing it as edgy, try hard, and just plain shitty so I just scrap everything and stop writing at all.
I might try and finish that story about the war veteran anon who adopts a young wolfgirl and subsequently becomes her teacher in high school.
And then some shit goes down after it’s revealed teacher anon killed her father in battle and has been living with the regret ever since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087924
I’ve always wanted to do a story about three hellhound sisters who try and seduce anon next door but he ends up teasing them and calls them ‘The Cerberus Sisters’

[Anonymous No.]

>>22087997
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere MGs, they are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088663
Yes they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088696
>>22088663
Are you guys being told to say that?
Blink twice for yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088598
>>22088614
I don’t know what y’all are talking about. Oppai lolis are god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088708
I don't know what you mean, I love my yandere waifu and would never want to ever leave her

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088708
Whatever gave you that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

how do you hogtie an umi osho with that big shell in the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088598
>>22088614
I think the Marune Sabbath members would disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088740
I said MOST lolis anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088663
Yandere sandworm would be the most terrifying and therefore, the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088652
Don't have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088728
How would she react if I told her to stop hurting herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088663
Is it possible to have more than one yandere waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088663
kunoichi yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086354
It does say "in this style".

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088594
dark elf domme

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088663
yananon better deliver that dark priest story soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088744
Yandere lilim would be scarier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088511
you're right
we already have /r9k/ to complain about real life people
life is just too short to bother with genuine hatred for people who will never affect your daily life
if your life is getting to that point, it's time to turn off the computer and go take a literal hike

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088652
here's your link, https://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/37984/maraschino-cherry-kiss
fap away

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088812
>replying
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088827
Danke,

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088636
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm a worse writer than you by a long mile.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088884
>no foxy Onee-chan to gently take my virginity at the beach one summer night
Sadness covers me like a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088884
Grossly disproportioned.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it'd be interesting if holsts could occassionally give birth to minos, and vice versa
>be shota anon with mino friend
>you seem to be the only one who thinks its weird for a girl her age to have D-cups
>little did you know just how much her mother's genes would affect her growth later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088884
F@ C@ T@S

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088598
>>22088614
Right only because oppai lolis only makes them the same perfect as flat lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088914
I could see it.
>ywn be shots boy with holst birth mino.
>muscles and fat tits by 5.
>already needs you to milk her at 10.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088571
>>22088591
The scent of flowers/pollen has never been attractive to me. Does that rule out most plant girl types for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088951
You could get molested by a pine tree dryad out in the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088932
>shots boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088951
I love the smell of flowers bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088961
With pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088967
>tfw gun nut gf turns into a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088973
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22079285
Scans when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089010
Never ever

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I like to annoy my Nacha wife? She's so cute when she's mad.
>Nacha wife prides herself on her slim, youthful body
>gets mad when your inner desires cause her mamono mana to turn her into a plump shortstack
>refuses to admit that her new form allows her to feel more pleasure from the ensuing hate sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088967
>Meanwhile in Monster girl Texas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088740
There's a reason why they're a niche group of a niche faction.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever heard of something called "FoxDie"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088884
I would not be allowed anywhere near this cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089046
>Automaton starts listing train station names

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089037

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088961
what's wrong with hornets?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it rude to toss bits of bread at harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>However, as for the demon's lord's power, every time the demon lord stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the demon realm expands, it grows stronger. If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race.

Poor manticores-how will they adjust to men no longer being afraid of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089094
Jump scares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22088990
She used to shoot bullets, now she shoots milk. Probably an upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089092
Only if they’re your daughterus, otherwise some harpies may see it as a marriage proposal. You’ve never seen hilarity until you see a group of CC harpies fight over some bread a shota threw on the ground for some pigeons.

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>>22089035
No. In fact it should be encouraged. Nothing is better that hate sexing you shortstack nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089100
Jump scares?

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>>22089121
But anon, wouldn't it be super cute to toss bits of bread at your harpy daughterus? Watching them run and flap around, and then chirp happily when the get one? When they all run up to you expectantly between throws?

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>>22089121
>shota tosses bread on the ground
>he immediately gets swarmed by CC harpies
>they tell him it's bad to waste food like that, and that he clearly needs an older woman in his life to teach him properly
>gets carried off by his new momsters, aunts, and onee-sans

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>>22089121
>be local shota
>try unsuccessfully to get pidgeons to eat from your palm
>just as one of them is nearly touching you, they suddenly fly off
>something that's now casting a very large shadow scared them off
>you turn around to see a thick, older harpy looming over you
>"ara ara~ wanna 'feed' me boy?"
>get proactively married at the tender age of 12 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089135
If you really want to feed your harpy daughterus bread while outside, don't throw it on the ground. They'll be happy if you handfeed them.

[Anonymous No.]

i think minotaurs would be a beast at kart/car racing because they're fast and they can handle violent obstacles on the road

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089094
So the new human race leads to the extinction of regular women?

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>>22089135
>be eating a sandwich on the couch
>your harpy daughters are walking towards you, obviously looking for a bite of it
>the second you look at one of them, they veer off, pretending that they're just aimlessly walking around
>look away and they'll start slowly walking towards you again with their eyes on your sandwich

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>>22089154
The women become monsters, it's not like they're left behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089154
Sounds like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089162
Yes, but no new normal women are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089179
Good

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>>22089179
Who cares? There's still majin types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089135
I’m not doubting it’s cute anon, I’m just saying you shouldn’t do it if you’re single.

>>22089139
>>22089149
Ah happy endings. You gotta love them.

>>22089155
This is too cute. Especially if she’s just a hatchling and is doing it on instinct instead of trying to be sly about it.

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So does this mean the demon lord hates human women and wants men only for her own kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089208
You somehow got the opposite idea.

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>>22089208
She's just introducing competition for human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089208
If the Demon Lord hated human women, she'd have them killed instead of monsterized.

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>>22089208
>hates human women
>shows this by giving them immortal bodies that don't age and can't get sick, have insane powers like super human strength or dimensional hopping capabilities, can eventually become gods in their own right, guaranteed a loving relationship with their soul mate, often times makes them into something that turns the usual gender differences on their heads making them the strong and capable gender and men into the fairer sex, the chance at ruling their own nations as a queen, possible weather dominator powers, eventually their own dimension to rule over, and guaranteed perfect sex as often or as little as they want
Right....

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>>22089179
Yes. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089208
Apparently it's not a big enough hatred to stop her from adopting a human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089257
>Inb4 the social anxiety copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089280
What a nice lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089037
Instead of shooting, can monsters transform trespassers on their property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089293
I think they would just shoot tresspassers with demon silver bullets instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089281
He has already posted it once. Probably wont again.

>>22089288
Yeah! Even made her into basically a lilim! Lilith is the best girl.

>>22089293
Only if it's a women. Methods can vary depending on the preference of the property owner. Two of the more popular methods are pslime and mamano mana mines.
If it's a man then they can shoot him with only demon silver. What happens to him afterwards is up to the owner. Most single property owners rape and marry. Most married give him to a daughter.
Couples usually have the women monsterized and let loose on her partner.

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>>22089335
>He has already posted it once. Probably wont again.
Except he has posted it multiple times in the same thread before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089342
>He
>Implying it isn't a bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089346
A sufficiently autistic anon is indistinguishable from a bot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089132
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom!
The Fox is in your room!

[Anonymous No.]

>shoot trespassers with demon silver birdshot
>rape the stunned trespasser
>get new husband or mamano out of it
>profit

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>>22089324
Is demon silver ammunition corrosive

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>>22089365
Also, it is often used for manufacturing weapons. Weapons made of demon realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, spirit energy or demonic energy will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

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>>22089372
That's not what I asked

[Anonymous No.]

If you already have a battlewife and another falls for you does she have to challenge your wife, you or both of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089384
You have them duke it out to determine who is Top Bitch and who is Bottom Bitch.
If more gets added to the harem you just hold a tourney to determine the new hierarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that gremlins are small for an evolutionary benefit.
It means they can better fit into tight places to get at your things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089408
But I'm just waking up and having my morning coffee, now's not night just because the sun isn't up.
And Gremlins must've invented various things to help them reach high shelves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089421
Well yeah.
Where do you think Ladders came from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089357
i'd give many things for a lolibot

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089431
India, were they invented chutes and ladders as a metaphor for the cycle of rebirth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089435
Automaton doesn't have a decent lewd and there are maybe 3-4 shitty but fappable animations of android girls and 40 or less good lewds of rando characters.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22089507
But Pogopire, I'm going to work soon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089518
Time to make like Mario and bounce on the turtle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089421
>But I'm just waking up and having my morning coffee
t.Bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089534
It looks so cozy

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[Anonymous No.]

>>22089518
I wish to headpat this turtle

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089372
Corrosive for guns means whether or not it's going to fuck up the weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

If you sneak into a dragon’s lair and find her sitting on a couch with messy hair and eating ice cream in a robe while watching an Eros film, is it rude to interrupt her? Should you just sit down and watch with her until she notices your presence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089632
Just scream the name of food and she will jump

[Anonymous No.]

rata tails are for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089637
What about the thing attached to the tail?

[Anonymous No.]

Newly-impregnated loli monster girl turning around and looking at herself in a vanity mirror impatiently trying to see if she can spot any outward signs of pregnancy yet, even though it's way too soon to bother looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089632
Watch her and adore her beautiful body. When she noticed you tell her how breath taking she is. Then when she is stunned go in for the hug and kiss. Maybe even a handhold if your able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089518
i want to swim with the turtle

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>>22089625
Not him but I imagine it functions more or less like a normal silver bullet would. More penetration in closer ranges, accepts rifling, due to it being lighter it's less accurate at range or with higher powder loads, less likely to shatter on impact, despite being slightly harder than lead the wear it produces is comparable to lead bullets.
You want to worry about your barrel you would want to focus more on the specs of your powder and your guns internal specs.

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>>22089643
she can come too

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>>22089179
>women wouldn't like becoming stronger and gaining magic powers + being able to get the man of their dreams effortlessly
You don't even need to interact with a women just read any fantasy written by or enjoyed by a women it's either
>plain Jane gets magic powers - Sailor Moon
>plain Jane goes to a magic world - Harry Potter, any Ghibli movie
>plain Jane gets swept off her feet by magic Chad - Inuyasha, Twilight
If you think any women would think twice about muh humanity over any of that you are sorely mistaken

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>>22089755
Yeah I really doubt a lot of women would be too into being forcefully transformed into some kind of monstrous creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089763
>"""monstrous"""

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>>22089755
Women wouldn't like competing with monsters at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089777
Yes.

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>>22089778
>be women
>have to compete with monsters.
>thankfully monsters like you
>most monsters willing to give you a fighting chance.
>Become monster
>Now easily get husband.
Wow its so hard.

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>>22089763
Good thing there's shit like dark mages then

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089808
I was thinking more of jobs and social status.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089780
The majin monsters are not particularly rare and their entire gimmick is near human. Some transformations being extremely pleasurable (Kitsune-Tsuki, Slime Carrier) and Others Giving immense magic power (witch, dark mage). Thats not even getting into some other majin.

>>22089817
Monsters would be willing to help women with that and many a women would monsterize to attain the perceived powers monsters have.

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Dating apps in MGE would be weird. There would probably be the ones that are for actually dating and then there would be the ones where you just pick from a list of girl you want to fuck and then they just come over, no questions asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089777
>implying any of the monster features are a turnoff

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I want to defeat and "rape" a Echidna and get her pregnant.
That way she has no choice but to marry me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089887
does that mean i can hit up some fairies to keep my penis moist and warm all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089903
Yes, but only one fairy per day unless you pay for the gold version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089905
one fairy it is, i hate subscription services.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089887
>find your boss, your old teacher, the living sun and her accursed rival and that one maid you were going to hire back in the day but backed out at the last second, all on the exact same app
>turns out that despite the name "Cakes Only" is not a pastry-exclusive delivery service

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089918
Would still eat if you know what I am saying.

[Anonymous No.]

so how about them finna get archived posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085725
see
>>22081766

Post got janitor'd and it was less than 5000 words. No one even complained about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090210
but somebody did complain

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090210
We got new jannys recently. It happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089918
Sounds like a nice harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089518
I want nothing with that turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090493
But she's harmless. She wouldn't do anything bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090511
If you are too nice to her she is going to start pretending to trip and presenting herself to be raped and molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089518
Cute turtle

[Anonymous No.]

You're walking down the street with your monster waifu, and some strange loli runs up to you both and offers you $10 if you shove your finger up your waifu's butthole. Do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090518
That doesn't sound like a bad thing. She looks pretty molestable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090530
What's her angle? I mean, I'll do it, but it's a strange thing to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090531
Only do that if you want a turtle wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090537
Maybe it's for her school science fair project?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090537
Don't ask questions. Just do what the panting and visibly horny loli says

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090540
>only do that if you want a submissive little cutie you can bully sexually whenever you want
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090554
She is okay but I would rather have a Night Gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090549
Well, it probably wouldn't matter anyway. My waifu would probably grab my hand and do it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090556
Nightgaunts are so easy to bully, it should be a crime.
>nightgaunt is riding a decently crowded train
>all of a sudden her wing hands start aggressively fondling her tits, stroking her ass and rubbing her crotch
>she tries to protest, but the pleasure prevents her voice from coming out
>soon the hands pull down her shorts and her tail rams itself inside her
>she's having trouble standing as everyone on the train watches her essentially fucking herself
>manages to stumble towards the door as the train gets to the next stop, but just as the doors open, the tail cums and she collapses outside from pleasure
>her wings and tail then transform into a man who carries her away

[Anonymous No.]

>>22086773
Mice, devil bugs, both form harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>22089960
>eating out the maid
What a good master

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090537

Must be one of those hidden camera prank shows. She's probably some old lolibaba comedian whose made her career on lowbrow humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090530
does walking around with a toy in your wife's ass count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090530
Jokes on her, as a husband of a Night Gaunt, I'm always in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090678
i wish my wife's tail could fit in her holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090589
Don’t forget kephri

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090691
Dark Elves also. Basic Slimes are mentioned to not really care about stuff like that also.

[Anonymous No.]

lick the tummies of anubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>22090887
But my throat is parched!