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Consider wyverns.

Look at yourselves. You're talking about fucking horrifying abyss spiders, or piles of goo in a maid outfit, or letting a tentacle beast turn you into a SQUID. Are you actually saying that you would rather mate with something like that than a noble dragon? I suppose that's to be expected from you humans. Pathetic.

It boggles the mind how you can gaze upon the majestic, winged form of one of my kind and then run off with some shitty beastgirl because 'OOOOH PAWS'. Or you choose something like a griffon over a wyvern because the griffon's 'fluffier'. We're dragons- that should be all the encouragement you need to elope with us.

But no, all you do is complain that we're too prideful, or rude, or old, or that we want to have sex in cars. None of that is true! I'm Deonora's right-hand lady and I can say without a doubt that having hot, steamy sex in the backseat of an automobile is abhorrent to her! And me!

Fucking roids...

>>38092444
>>In the world of MGE, there is no sex with dragons in a car.
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>ywn impress your dragon gf with your sick dorifto and then drive her into a secluded parking lot to fuck her on the backseats
There is no hope.

>>37937605
Dragon, so I can fluster her with my flirting.

>>32502506
I just need some man time back with my old paladin buddies.
I'm all hers anytime she wants outside of that.
Except Sunday mornings, sunday mornings I pray to chief God to grant us victory in the war against horryfic monsters.

I'm writing a ballad (maybe I'll even record it, who knows) of 21 human Paladins who set out to defeat a Lilim but due to them all being chivalrous and dense they fell pray to cunning Mamono along the way except the main guy who ofc married the Lilim.
Please help me come up with an ideas of how being a dense and chivalrious, soft hearted knight could make a guy fall get claimed by a monster girl. Bonus if You come up with a paladin sounding name.
Currently I have ideas for:
-elf
-manticore
-succubus
-demon
-holstaur
-mimic
And ofc Lilim herself

>>32092988

>>32070532

>>28026538
>spoiler

>>24248935
Consider this: sky cuddling

How do wyverns, griffons, harpies, manticores and other monsters that live at high altitudes keep warm, let alone get enough air to breathe? I'm freezing up here and stuck taking shallow breaths

Wyverns.

Let's talk about wyverns.