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True /mgt/ for true /mgt/ Anons.

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>> No.40581378

My morning would have been better if I woke up next to a large Jinko with her hand on my crotch.

>> No.40581397
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big meaty claws

>> No.40581399

You have to save the pharaoh anon

>> No.40581405
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>>40581397
big meaty boobs

>> No.40581447

>>40581262
Flying ninjas are OP.

>> No.40581448
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>>40581399
Oh yeah, save her from the tediousness of ruling.

>> No.40581507
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40581507

I'm crossposting this here because I didn't know the other thread was the bad thread for bad people.

>>40577589

>> No.40581535

>>40581448
That's very mean of you anon

>> No.40581545

>>40581535
Helping her relax and find her true calling is not mean!

>> No.40581588

>>40581545
How much venom are you on anon?

>> No.40581589

>>40581448
I'd rather become her personal dancer myself to help her relieve the stress.

>> No.40581597

>>40581588
I can stop anytime I want.

>> No.40581626

>>40581447
I know your talking about wasps, but I can only imagine a busty female version of the sekiro kite ninja divebombing you tits first. You hear a "Wooooo!" Out of nowhere and suddenly you're on the ground with a kunoichi straddling you with your face buried between her breasts.

>> No.40581647

>>40581448
>>40581535
break her spirit by wheeling in her beloved bodyguard, on a constant venom drip, eyes glazed over like a vegetable and then laugh manically

>> No.40581664

>>40581647
Now that's just cruel

>> No.40581691

>>40581664
It'll whip her into shape

>> No.40581738

Tell me about the mad hatter.
Where does she live?
Are her children born with hats or do they get those later?

>> No.40581789

Producing raunchy porn would be quite comfy
>Video begins with you looking scared and stating your full name
>You're asked embarrassing questions such as how many times you masturbate a week
>Big Manticore walks into the shoot mid-interview
>You get raped into the ground and left a panting mess
>The filming lasted 2 hours with you cumming 15 times, crying twice and begging to stop thrice
>Your Manticore wife drops the act once the cameras stop rolling
>She showers you in kisses, hugs and tells you how proud she is of you

>> No.40581795

>>40581738
Wonderland.
They're probably not born with hats, but since adult ones can freely remove and regrow theirs, baby hatter should grow one rather fast. They likely look like bonnets or beanies though, and have wide rim hats when they're older.

>> No.40581822

Perhaps we should notify the Demon Lord, once the portals open, that this world could use some ryus and ice queens. It's getting too hot.

>> No.40581881

>>40581822
Then the demand for Yetis would rise too.

>> No.40581896

>>40581789
>Have Lich wife
>She keeps making "educational" videos with you where she testes out a bunch of magic and potions and then fucks you for hours on end.

>Kej videos that makes it look like you're buying a prostitute despite the two of you being married for years

>> No.40581938

>porn that, porn this
who would watch porn if they can get their dream wife just by wanting her? no one needs to cope with loneliness or no sex, so the porn is pointless. That shit goes away first when portals open

>> No.40581982

>>40581795
Cute!
Tiny baby Hatter having tea parties (sleepovers) with her tiny baby Wonderland friends.

>> No.40581996

>>40581938
Yes but it's artistic porn! Let us observe the use of Dutch angles and the lighting, the color of the bedsheets!

>> No.40582031
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>walking alone at night?

>> No.40582038

>>40581938
porn is an art form my guy
Professional porn will take a new form, where only IRL married couples will be having sex
Porn wornt die, just weird shit and fetishes KC frowns upon will

>> No.40582045

>>40581938
Dragonia still has to put out recruitment ads for its dragon knights. Maybe it is a little crass to end it with a guy fucking a dragon on top of a volcano to an electric guitar solo, but nobody said recruiting videos had to be high art.

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>>40581881
Someone has to bully the Ice Queens!

>> No.40582125

>>40581938
I don't care if anyone watches it. I just want some monster to blackmail me into appearing on camera with her

>> No.40582151

>>40581896
Those lich videos would be awesome if she narrated them like it's a science experiment
>The subject experienced a massive erection exactly 3.45 seconds after ingesting the potion
>Said erection was 13.5% larger than usual and throbbing at a rate or 31 per minute, an increase of over 200% compared to baseline
>There was an increase of semen produced but it could not be measured due to the patient's insistance on ejaculating inside
>More testing is needed

>> No.40582168

>>40582125
>>40582038
yeah I'm not saying police will arrest you for fucking on camera, I mean no one will watch it anymore
also acts!=porn, I wouldn't call the three graces a porn picture

>> No.40582175

>>40581447
There's nothing OP about a wasp than can sneak up on you, then divebomb you out of nowhere, hold you down and ride you as she kisses you agressively and grumbles not so sweet nothings into your ear

>> No.40582178
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Finding an ancient evil dark mage's tome that she cursed into turning the one who reads it into becoming her slave and unsealing her!

>> No.40582246

>>40582168
Porn would definitely plummet in popularity among men, but inversely it would become much more popular among couples who watch it for entertainment and inspiration. Single monster girls would also watch it
>Succubus has a tutorial series teaching how to satisfy men's common fetishes (foot fetish, face sitting, throat fucking, etc)

>> No.40582267

>>40582178
> It's her diary you've just read

>> No.40582273

>>40582178
Good thing I can't read her long dead ancient language

>> No.40582321

Ancient evil cupid cuddling you as you wake her up from her thousand year slumber, happy to finally have the something she sparked in so many couples for so many years.

>> No.40582431

>>40582321
>cuddling
I want my cupid kisses damn it! Long passionate ones, short and embarrased, quick pecks on the cheek or lips, all of them!

>> No.40582446
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>> No.40582463
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>>40581822
Snuggling an Ice Queen under fur covers until she blushes and melts from the cuddle pleasure, so much that all Yetis in a 5 mile radius get heart pupils and force cuddle the next boy they see

>> No.40582470

>>40582431
long and passionate, and short and embaressed would be mutually exclusive, no?

>> No.40582687

i want to make some scrambled eggs with deneora eggs and eat it right in front of her

>> No.40582782

>>40582470
that's two different types that can coexist

>> No.40582819

>tfw that girl next door is a flayer and is part of a noble family and I'm but a simple peasant
How do I ask her out?

>> No.40582893
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tatzelwurm

>> No.40582913

>>40582819
Just do it, you can worry about your future noble title later.

>> No.40582937

>>40582893
That's more of a bunyip

>> No.40582941

>>40581507
you seem sincere but phrased the premise in such a way that i would never take interest

>> No.40583048

>>40582893
>>40582937
made me think of prehistoric monster girls, would you date one, Anons/

>> No.40583111

>>40582819
the fuck are you, a peasant, living next to a noble for

>> No.40583131

>>40583111
I work in the fields her family owns

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>> No.40583167

>>40583048
uh, yeah, suchians are just big crocodiles on land, crabs have stayed the same for several 10 of millions years because things keep turning into crabs, and dragonflies are cool

>> No.40583182

>>40583048
ms shog existed before human history and she's a pretty well adjusted individual

>> No.40583204

40583182
Didn't ask u

>> No.40583280

>>40583204
you did, though.

>> No.40583299

Shogposting is just as bad as your smell, now begone and only talk about her when truly needed, not every fucking thread in every other post

>> No.40583310

>>40583299
shogposting doesnt seem like an issue to me? its not that bad. foxes get posted more.

>> No.40583323

>>40583310
he's a bit unhinged. please understand

>> No.40583338

>>40583310
Do they inject themselves into everything? Not that I remember
>>40583323
No, it isnt. Im just sick and tired of shog being thrown around so much. She deserves than being injected into everything and anything

>> No.40583339

>>40583182
Is shog really well adjusted or are you just well adjusted to shog?

>> No.40583340

>>40583310
not so long ago it was kikis, this guy just wants to derail. please ignore him, all monsters are cute

>> No.40583344

>>40581376
Reposting as a reminder:

DO NOT think just because you are a (male) idol in Zipangu, easily means you'll get a harem of monstergirl groupies or fans to be your wives. As per Idol culture and rules, you'd be forbidden to collaborate or interact with other fellow Idols who're female, nor are you EVER allowed to mention you are dating or in any relationship. For your fans, audience and consumers must know or think you are pure and single. Fact.

>> No.40583361

>>40583340
No, If anything. I want something new, from shoggy dude. as in something like Greenworm Anon did. I would be fine with it if he did. Just not how it is now. As in making kinda long and cute posts about shog and some fun facts or something

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>>40583310
yeah, hagposting seems more common to me
not trying to defend shogs though, since they are the inferior meido

>> No.40583373

>>40583344
What if I'm a male idiot in Zipangu?

>> No.40583381

>>40583367
hagposting annoys me waaay more than anything in this thread, but only because the word 'hag' makes me think of wrinkly old women who cast curses and feed on misery, and not milfs

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>>40583367
i could go for some purple maid

>> No.40583393

>>40583373
im just an american idiot
>>40583381
I dont use milfs since it implies used goods, before it was CC or Christmas cakes

>> No.40583403

Stop posting things that I don't like you fucking /tg/ tourists.

>> No.40583429

>>40583403
Why are pretending to be me? Is it cause I look better than you? And ain't american?

>> No.40583431

>>40583393
good point. CC is better, but i suppose hag is easier.

>> No.40583435

>>40583429
You english no good, eh, Pedro?

>> No.40583449

>>40583431
Even I tend not to use it, usually saying older gal or mature
>>40583435
Calm down, Mr. Pig. You might have a heart attack

>> No.40583492

>>40583392
Jesus, that much soft must be illegal

>> No.40583508

>>40583492
It is. She is wanted in several jurisdictions on charges of excessive flabbery and seduction of a minor.

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>>40583393
>>40583431
CC does feel underused nowadays.

>> No.40583525

>>40583344
>Anon-idol's contract gets sold
>his new Ms.Producer is a Bicorn
>Anon's fangirls go wild wanting to be one of the cuck-ees
>personal appearance ticket sales soar
>premium backstage packages rake in whole hoards of goldcoins
>Tanuki ex-MsProducer seething

>> No.40583530

>>40583508
>flabbery
Damn, so many American monsters and Jabberwocks are criminals

>> No.40583532

>>40583508
fucking nonce

>> No.40583539

It's too hot, no hugs

>> No.40583543

>>40583532
How is it in wonderland

>> No.40583548

>>40583530
What happens in Wonderland stays in Wonderland.

>> No.40583550

>>40583509
I do use hag because its easier, though I suppose gaphag and all that kinda reinforced it.

For all intends and purposes
>Hag = CC

>> No.40583552

>>40583543
i love it. how did you know i was there?

>> No.40583556

>>40583431
I feel like hag also adds the implication of a monster being very voluptuous and maybe chubby. It's like a more extreme level of cc. I agree it's not the best term to use, but it does have it's meaning.

>> No.40583560

>>40583048
>would you date one
I would date a sabertooth jinko, even if her teeth give her a lisp.

>> No.40583561

>>40583552
Your use of nonce

>> No.40583567

>>40583560
That would be very cute imo

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40583568

mgs for this feel?

>> No.40583573

>>40582463
>banging outwardly stoic and cold-hearted ice girls will make them cry out stuff like "You'll make me melt!"

>> No.40583581

>>40583548
So it's mge la vegas?

>> No.40583593

>>40583561
ohhh i see. its fucking warm, which is nice.

>> No.40583595
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40583595

Due to certain recent events coinciding with the splitting of the Sessho-seki in which Tamamo was imprisoned many have started blaming Tamamo or even kitsune in general. This is nothing more than ignorant hate-mongering. Tamamo has repented and was exorcised a long time ago. Therefore, Tamamo couldn't have anything to do with recent events.
You should apologize for your kitsunephobia by coming to the nearest kitsune shrine and and offering yourself as a sacrifice. Or better yet, removing seals from any unjustly imprisoned kitsune.

>> No.40583600

>>40583581
seems more fitting for those dark desert realms. apophis got that night life

>> No.40583599

How about old maiden?

>> No.40583611

>>40583600
So what recreational activities are there over in that sandy place

>> No.40583626

Lmao, chesh Czech

>> No.40583630

>>40583611
drugs, but safe ones that aren't addictive (when taken in the way they are given, manticore venom is certainly addictive straight from the source) in overseen facilities. also party. nice resteraunts, plenty to see, good hiking trails, huuuuge fucking oasis.

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>>40583599
i've heard the term 'old maid' before. spinster is fun for the web weavers. cougar's okay but feels off to use in most cases.

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>>40583595
I kind of live in the middle of nowhere, USA. I don't think there's any shrines around here. I think there's a fox that hangs out by the dumpster at work. I could give her my sandwich from lunch. Is that good enough?

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>>40583595
You're not fooling anyone, anon.

>> No.40583667

>>40583611
vice city, touristy on the surface. gambling, drugs, alcohol, prostitution*, shady business deals. you're generally safe as long as you stay on the main roads.

>> No.40583678

>>40583667
I'm going into the underground fighting ring

>> No.40583680

>>40583595
Sorry but I can only go for old foxes

>> No.40583709

>>40583667
>prostitution*
?

>> No.40583710

>>40583667
So what are gangs there in there?

>> No.40583720

>>40583709
Means you pay for a girl you end up marrying

>> No.40583740

>>40583595
i remove the seals of unjustly imprisoned kitsune on a regular basis. sealing someone like that is fucked up. you should all do the same too. sometimes, they will ask to refuel. they might ask to have sex, and thats ok! its likely they will never leave your side, but its well worth it. they get freedom and you get good company.

>> No.40583762

You come across a sealed Jabberwock who looks terribly thin and gaunt, what do you?

>> No.40583790

>>40583662
>want to bully a homeless kitsune
>cum in your sandwich and give it to her
>get proactively married the next day
remember to research biological differences between species

>> No.40583792

>>40583762
Ignore because wocks are icky

>> No.40583805

>>40583792
you could at least let her go and help her get on her way. you'd be heartless not too.

>> No.40583807

>>40583790
>bully a homeless girl
What is wrong with you?

>> No.40583826
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I'm a protection fag, but I want to save the girl who protects me from something first. I'd feel bad if they were in any sort of peril, minor or major, but I like the idea of it. Like unsealing her, thats a nice idea. The more malicious they look, the better.

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>>40583740
>anon runs around the beach pulling on all the strings to free the sealed kitsune
the great liberator

>> No.40583865

>>40583567
I want to ask out a self-conscious sabertooth jinko and watch her get all flustered from me choosing her over her cooler cousin.

>> No.40583874

I wish to be some dark mages attack human

>> No.40583883
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>>40581376
FLOOF

>> No.40583894

>>40583865
She would be way bigger but still very shy, which would be rare

>> No.40583937

Too hot for mofu today

>> No.40583943

>>40583937
Ice foxes are being sent your way

>> No.40583948
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>>40583937
come to the ocean

>> No.40583957

>>40583807
>want to bully homless fox
>take her into your house
>give her a shower
>feed her
>sex her
>marry her
>make her have your kids
>live long happy life together
>both of you on your deathbed
>die one second before her
>fucking pranked
>get reincarnated
>do it again

>> No.40583971

>>40583948
It scary and tastes like tears

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>>40583948
>>40581376

>> No.40584019
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>>40583943
Do undead foxes also work?

>> No.40584024

>>40583971
getting dragged down into the depths does sound unpleasant but sometimes you get a kraken so that's cool

>> No.40584044

NGL folks, still not much of a fan of monsterisation

>> No.40584046

>>40583560
>>40583567
>>40583865
>>40583894
The only downside is that kissing them would be pretty awkward. Unless you like that.

>> No.40584053

Girls should be tall and big enough to easily suffocate you with their breasts.

>> No.40584099
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Monsters are at their peak of beauty while pregnant

>> No.40584104

You know, I don't think Admiral Kraken is a real admiral. I think she just found that uniform in an old shipwreck.

>> No.40584108

>>40584104
I bet she bought it online.

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>>40581376

>> No.40584176

>>40584046
It would be kinda fun lickig the teeth as you kiss her, just to see how many time you can do it without her noticing

>> No.40584260

>>40583762
unseal her and give her a pound hamburger

>> No.40584288
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>>40581376
Hebi

>> No.40584308

>>40584260
Nah 6 lb hamburgers, poor thing is starvin

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>>40584288
hebi cute

>> No.40584341

>>40584332
Pancake

>> No.40584418

Damn I’m hungry. I wonder can I get in the MGC store

>> No.40584425
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>> No.40584427
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Trust angels

>> No.40584431

>>40584332
Why so sad?

>> No.40584445

>>40584431
Fridge is empty but husband is HUNGER

>> No.40584451

>>40584427
Can theyy make me something good to eat?

>> No.40584461

>>40584451
Holy Waffles

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>>40584427
I only trust succ

>> No.40584485

>>40584451
angel food cake... probably

>> No.40584534

>>40584461
Is it some kind of holy std

>> No.40584584

>>40584485
So they don’t know how to cook?

>> No.40584600

>>40584584
its sad really
monst angels only know to to bake and make confectionaries

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>>40581938
I agree. I don't even watch porn now, I just save monstergirl pics I like.

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>>40584425
Damn that’s some fluff.
I can’t stand it when artists get lazy and draw tails as featureless blobs.

>> No.40584680

>>40584600
No wonder, the cheif god is fucking fat from sweets, we sure she aint just a jabberwock or something?

>> No.40584707

>>40584427
I don't trust angels that aren't tall, lithe and wear cute glasses

>> No.40584728

>>40582246
>the grapefruit method

>> No.40584806
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>>40583340
There is always Kikiposting.
Fluffy wrist handholding is peak handholding.

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>>40583595

>> No.40584869

>>40582246
MGE Porn
>Ms Haku's kink guides
>most Mamonos are so focussed on just rape and vanilla babymaking
>realise that Anons still have leftover kinks from the 3D realm
>How to bondage
>How to sub/dom for species that are naturally dom/sub
>How to try fetish wear
>How to anal
>How to safe-vore
>How to handholding
>How to condom-play
Ask your local Tanuki bookshop for the 'real Haku stuff'.

>> No.40584890

>>40584869
Monsters already do fetish clothes, even cosplays.

>> No.40584909

>>40584806
Fuck off, /tg/cuck.

>> No.40584924

40584909
Anon, you no smart. u /tg/

>> No.40584942

>>40584869
I wanna see ms hakus kink guide to teacher roleplay, for reasons

>> No.40584959

>>40584909
Fucking summer, you have to go back to whatever shitposting cesspit you came from

>> No.40584965

>>40584959
dont take the easy b8, fren

>> No.40584979

How would a worsening relations between the main demon realm and wonderland play out in terms of trade and access to men?

>> No.40584993

>>40584979
wonderland gonna go back to being celts for men, stealing any single men and boys as they raid

>> No.40585005
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40584909
Drž piču a choď sadiť zemiaky.

>> No.40585009

>>40584890
>Ms Haku's fetish wear video:
>BigJinko in to blue Trad sundress
>Best careers for wearing OL short skirts
>Safety tips for naked-apron waffle cooking
>Kikis - Victorian to French maidfus
>How to style your plain-lens megane

>> No.40585053

>>40585009
>>BigJinko in to blue Trad sundress
Please give.

>> No.40585082

>>40585005
Poo poo pee pee ja perdole you no revisionism of here.

>> No.40585181

>>40584869
Also Ms Haku's guides for noob Anons:
>MsHaku's Anon-idiot Guide for [Mamono-type]-waifus series
>best mating positions for differing anatomy - how to brace your stepladder safely etc
>guide to weakspots and erogenous zones on nonhuman species
>recommended 'enhancement' potions for Anons for different sizes, hole-options e.g. how best to tail-fuck your manti-waifu or ballsdeep your Fairy without bursting her
>emergency sex tips for uncontrolled lamia strangulation, dragon-flame etc
>Myths and tips: do all Centaurs really like fisting? Public sex for shy Jinkos best tips, best recipes for messy Foodplay with Woks, etc

>> No.40585258

>>40585181
>most wocks are actually pretty fit and are annoyed that people always assume they'll be fat because one guy went out of his way to marry the fattest bitch he could find

>> No.40585260
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If you are named "Nicholas" you are destined to be a wisp's husband.

>> No.40585272

>>40585258
>pretty fit
pass the wonderland hookah, its too good 4u

>> No.40585276

>>40585260
Please no, that's my brother's name

>> No.40585301

>>40584869
>Ask your local Tanuki bookshop for the 'real Haku stuff'.
>I tried asking my local Tanuki for the Haku 'fetish gear' book
>I dont think she heard me right
>I followed her out into the back storeroom expecting to get a book
>instead she gave me one of those Lilim funny military caps and started getting changed into blue stripey pajamas...
>Noped right out of there, not falling for those Tanuki tricks

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>>40585181
>do all Centaurs really like fisting?
Spoilers: yes

>> No.40585358

40584909
HTF are Kikis "/tg/"?
Kikis are 10/10 wholesomeness.

>> No.40585366

>>40585358
shithead trying to push it since a /tg/ fag used them. dont listen

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>>40581376

>> No.40585373

>>40585366
>a /tg/ fag used them
it wasn't even a /tg/fag, just summer pests trying to force a meme and derail the thread

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>>40585332
Especially the shy noble types

>> No.40585390

>>40585181
Im going to see how to do fancy foodplay with a wock, using myself as the plate.
>>40585373
they aint different

>> No.40585419

i need a monster to cool me down. i live in the uk. im not built for this weather and nor is my town. nearly dead. need cool shog slime to hug.

>> No.40585437
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>>40585419
only have this slime dragon, shogs outta of order undefinity

>> No.40585442

>>40585437
need. need. need. need. need. need.

>> No.40585500

>>40585358
Forced meme/bait. Just think for a minute what makes Kikis /tg/ to know it's bullshit.

>> No.40585509

>>40585260
The cage is safe and familiar and I don't want to go outside anymore.

>> No.40585512
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>>40582941
What, really?

How's this then -

>Trevor Rensor, a demon hunter, must unravel the mystery surrounding an alluring cat demoness who seems to have taken on the appearance of a missing girl.
>Along the way he bumps into a ditzy, birdbrained siren and a spunky, playful lilim. For a man who is duty-sworn to destroy demonic corruption, he soon finds himself surrounded by hellish mistresses. Can he hold fast to his conviction even while he *flirts with sin?*

>> No.40585527

>>40584890
Some girls do 'fetish' clothing naturally, others learn it, but a lot of species don't or want to learn how to dress-up in an outfit outside their natural range .
E.g. Amazon-waifu wants to try schoolgirl-loli for her Anon, Heckhund wants to try angel whites for a special roleplay, shy Panda wants to try being a latex domme for Anon's birthday surprise.
>plus practical tips like how not to get thigh fur stuck in latex fuckpants zippers

>> No.40585542
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>Want to see my special move? I call it "gargle blaster".

>> No.40585549

>>40585358
11/10 wholesome, although somehow not the most wholesome. then again, my tastes are not normal, and nor are my perspectives on love, so maybe my most wholesome is objectively wrong.

>> No.40585557

So heckin' wholesome, fellow redditors.

>> No.40585566
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40585566

>target acquired
>initiating courtship protocols
>music: ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZwWoLj1co

>> No.40585567

>>40585542
Nah, that sounds weird.

>> No.40585575

>>40585542
If it's anything less than her jamming her throat in my tongue then I'll be extremely dissapoint.

>> No.40585581

>>40585575
>jamming her throat in my tongue
Wow, I'd like to see how she does that.

>> No.40585597
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>>40585500
Closest would be the Kiki as a John Wick style "BabaYaga Kiki" headcanon a few weeks back but even that wasn't /v or /tg

>> No.40585614

>>40585527
>plus practical tips like how not to get thigh fur stuck in latex fuckpants zippers
thats gotta hurt

>> No.40585621

>>40585597
>a few weeks back
Try a few years.

>> No.40585644

>>40585527
>>40585614
>have to help wife carefully pull out her crotch fur from her zipper

>> No.40585650

>>40585644
know I understand why some monsters wear granny panties

>> No.40585670

>>40585566
>Automaton Terminator except it's a cute time travel romcom

>> No.40585686

>>40585597
So, combining one mythical creature with an entirely different one that’s only vaguely from the same part of the world.

>> No.40585692

>>40585670
>Ultrakill but the robots are powered by cum

>> No.40585701
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>>40585566

>> No.40585710
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>>40585621
No, the Kikis with pointy ears images are ancient Latenight versions but the idea popped up again as a greentext about a month back
>pre-DL era Kiki who cleaned Order scum with a pencil
>but was now the cute but scary old Grandma Kiki that all the little Kikis were told would get them if they didnt clean hard enough
>was still /jp not /tg because she scared them all into going and seducing and marrying their Anons right away

>> No.40585712

>>40585692
Nah that sucks unless she can keep one guy on her back at all times.

>> No.40585727

>>40585710
Pointy eared ones actually come prototype of Kiki’s profile pic

>> No.40585728

>>40585710
KIKI YOU'RE MEANT TO CLEAN NOT MAKE A MESS OF MY FURNITURE

>> No.40585732

>>40585710
The pointy ear versions that LN drew are based on a prototypical design that KC talked about (but ended up not using, obviously).

>> No.40585738

>>40585728
Then fuck her, idiot!

>> No.40585742

>>40585686
BabaYaga and original Kikimoras are very much the same Slavic legend pantheon.
>KC borrows bits from all cultures to pick his MGE mamonos

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40585746

>>40585727
>>40585732
These Anons are correct, there's a few drawings other people made with that design too.

>> No.40585754

>>40585728
This is what happens when you don't anal your kiki.

>> No.40585757

>>40585710
poor kiki, that could be her master's mouth taking care of their maid's needs instead of the table, now there's going to even more of a mess for this poor maido to clean

>> No.40585761

>>40585728
Kiki is 'polishing' the table with her special furniture polish.

>> No.40585767

>>40585761
No wonder it smells

>> No.40585785
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>>40585732
I like both versions - pointy and floppy - like different doggo breeds
>pointys are like GSDs - strong protective maidos
>floppys are Spaniels or Retrievers - softer more domesticated maidos

>> No.40585798

>>40585710
I thought told her no masturabtion for 6 months, gotta get the cage

>> No.40585803

>>40585746
>that stoic expression
I want this maid STAT

>> No.40585816

>>40585757
If that was my mouth, she'd have a lot more mess to clean up - all over her chest, in her hair, all over the kitchen table, the trail up stairs up to the bedroom, etc etc

>> No.40585820

>>40585785
She got some wide hips

>> No.40585832
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>>40585761
>Kiki is 'polishing'
>furniture polish.
I don't kurwa think kiki is going to appreciate master's polish jokes

>> No.40585836

>>40585670
>"Anon Connor? Live with me if you want to come..."

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>>40581376

>> No.40585859

>>40585853
This demon seems to have a bit of a lazy eye, that’s kinda cute

>> No.40585876
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>>40585260
>named Nicholas
>always had a thing for long light colored hair
>undead are my favorite monsters
>never liked leaving my home much
>always liked the creepy stalker girls in harem anime
>always loved playing with fire
I am worried.

>> No.40585882

>>40585742
Baba Yaga is cringe r*ssian shit, fuck off.

>> No.40585891

>>40585876
No need to worry, Nick.

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>>40585754
>Anon tried punishing his clumsy Kiki when she broke things
>The Haku guidebook said to punish a Kiki, use hard surprise anal.
>bend her over the furniture, lift her petticoats, pound her asshole until she 'awoos'
>It was fun, but Anon couldn't afford all the extra breakages.

>> No.40585903

>>40585882
Oink oink

>> No.40585908

>>40585566
inducing emotions via repeated intimicy!

>> No.40585911

>>40585820
>wide hips
See >>40585754

>> No.40585954

>>40585260
It's actually pronounced "Knicker-less"

>> No.40585968

>>40585954
a fellow gradute from clown college i see

>> No.40585985
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>>40585785

>> No.40585993

>>40585832
She should check out his czech jokes.

>> No.40586005

What if Automata had a "hivemind" that turned out to be just some exclusive group chat where they chat and talk about their husbands with each other?

>> No.40586012

>>40585985
>anon helpin his kiki with cleanin
>>40585993
>Not She should Czech out his jokes
I thought you graduted from clown college, not cheshire cringe community college

>> No.40586024

>>40586005
Like a discord?

>> No.40586027

>>40585893
What a sly maid.

>> No.40586036

>>40586024
Sure, or an image board.

>> No.40586039

>>40585985
>rawdog kiki for an hour until her legs are jelly
>then have her clean up the mess

>> No.40586042

>>40586036
>Automaton board culture
>Automaton shitposting

>> No.40586059

>>40586036
>>40586042
imagine posting there as a single man and posting a drawing of your waifu there

>> No.40586076
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>>40586059
You think an automaton would bodymod herself to what your waifu looks like and hunt you down?

>> No.40586077

>>40586005
>monster girls talk about their husbands
Even 2d women cannot escape the female flaw of having no actual interests except gossip.

>> No.40586079

>>40586059
Nah, it's not like you can just click on a weblink and get there. It's something only an Automaton can get into! Even if a man broke in he'd be swiftly found and rape corrected for being naughty.

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40586086

The last thing you see before being raped by a succubus in the shower.

>> No.40586088

>40586077
Kill yourself.

>> No.40586090
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40586090

Not even the most ferocious monstergirl can resist the shota charm

>> No.40586102

>>40585746
She's the doberman to the main kiki's labrador

>> No.40586111

>>40585381
And that explains the barnlike smell in her room.
>takes the biggest carrot back to her room
>doesn't eat it, ties it to her armor-rack
>backs up on it
>can't use it in the hosspussy because she's saving that for marriage
>uses the big carrot in her hoss ass
>still washes it up and eats it afterwards to hide her shame

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>>40581376

>> No.40586120

>>40586076
that would be dope, just imagine fancy and creepy jabberbot-san

>> No.40586121
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>>40586102
>Doberman Kiki
>not just a maid, but also bodyguard

>> No.40586133

>>40586086
i consent

>> No.40586137

>>40586121
Dobermans are easily intimidated.

>> No.40586161

>>40586137
This very heavily conflicts with the description of the breed.

>> No.40586173

>>40586161
They're big softies.

>> No.40586185
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>>40586133
Even if it costs you mana?

>> No.40586203

>>40586173
That will apparently tear a home invader to shreds.

>> No.40586227

>>40586203
Nonsense. If you want a truly ferocious breed, try a terrier. A Doberman will go hide under the bed. But a terrier will harry socks like the socks killed their father.
A Kobold Terrier is in fact the best possible breed you could have.

>> No.40586229

hello thread. i am dying of heat exhaustion. if i pass, i would like to go to mge. i will tell them to open the portals.

>> No.40586233

>>40586185
Life as a mana battery is just fine if that's what it takes for a monster wife.

>> No.40586236

>>40586121
Doberman Kiki?
More like Dongermonger Kiki!

>> No.40586238

mexican chihuahua kiki

>> No.40586247
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>>40586229
Take a shower

>> No.40586256

>>40586086
TITS. AGAINST GLASS. Almost as amazing as cats sitting on glass.
I have a tits against glass related fantasy, and that is being on one side of a reinforced glass wall, with several monsters on the other. They try break it down, and even they can't. They instead resort to seduction, and mush their bodies against the glass. It works. Definitely works.

>> No.40586261

>>40586185
lose man-energy
gain demon energy
seems fair enough

>> No.40586262

I just want a bat maid that I can bribe with fruits and watch her munch on them with glee and no concern for maintining dignity or the like.

>> No.40586269

>>40586121
>golden retriever kikis are extremely cheerful and energetic
>st bernard kikis are fluffy, calm, and sleepy. Also carry a medical license and a flask of alcohol at all times
>the rottweilers are often mistaken for hellhounds in maid outfits

>> No.40586270

>>40586042
>pussy module threads like /ona/
>proving they're married by posting their naked husband with timestamp
>board dedicated to torrents of all sorts of sex positions and humping patterns
>nsfw boards are all surveillance footage of single men that they've spied on and asking for sauce gets an ip address and gps coordinates
>anime board only allows mecha

>> No.40586275

>>40586247
i just did. helped a bit. it was a very quick one because i have limited water, but it helped. i am not going to die.

>> No.40586282

>>40586261
its a bargin. you lose nothing (maybe you're a bit tired, but thats it), and gain pleasure. they gain pleasure and energy. eventually you also gain sustenance from the sex, and she gets that by default. excellent trade.

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>>40586256
here
>>40586282
also heard you can u level up that way too

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>>40581376

>> No.40586342

>>40586296
>DO NOT TAP ON GLASS

>> No.40586346

>>40586076
Advanced models would be almost auto-Doppels.
Earlier D-1000 units would plug&play modules to suit Anon's preferences - optional bolt-on DoubleD or L0L1 racking, additional booty pads, ducklips vacuum nozzle - but still be obviously mechanical girls

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>>40586342
uhhhh...... help

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>> No.40586382

>>40586296
>no mime girl who gets to summon invisible walls to press herself against

>> No.40586388

>>40586382
thats just a goth bogie

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40586392

Pick your hag.

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>>40586382
>>40586388
Get into the invisible box with her.

>> No.40586402

>>40586392
you

>> No.40586408
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>>40586275
You shouldn't have blown off that ice queen when she asked you for your number.

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>> No.40586435

>>40586413
i only date 9 tailed older gals,I dont date minor

>> No.40586438

>>40586354
QUICK GRAB THE EARS

>> No.40586450
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>>40586438
its too late anon, im done

>> No.40586469

>>40586450
>we dont hear from anon as much anymore

>> No.40586474

>>40586450
>filename says ran
>Anon clearly didn't run
dirty fox lies

>> No.40586499
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>>40586469
>>40586474
fox milk too strong

>> No.40586503
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>>40586413
Kotone, my beloved

>> No.40586511

>>40586413
thats not thinking big enough damn it!
10, 11, 12 TAILS. WHERE NO MAN HAS EVER GONE

>>40586499
its rude not to relieve the fox of the milk pressure.

>> No.40586513

>>40586401
Only if I can stay there for the rest of my life.

>> No.40586524

>>40586408
i cant have been of sound mind if that happened.

>> No.40586534

>>40586413
Wait, so can you fuck more tails into a fox? Can you make a demon's horns more impressive by nutting in them?

>> No.40586547

>>40586511
>10, 11, 12 TAILS
I think hat just causes a fluff singularity and you end up in the fluffy dimensions

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>>40586511
i always make sure to check my parties tit pressure and fullness, it makes healing way more easier as well remove the need to visit ms tanuki for healing potions

>> No.40586573

>>40586534
all that essence has to do something

>> No.40586576

Kitsune? More like Kistunyeh.

>> No.40586585 [SPOILER] 
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>>40586576
fox buttt

>> No.40586612

>>40586503
>>40586413
never did her romance, because the initial part always got me mad

>> No.40586613

>>40586474
It says ran, not ran away, subtle difference.

>> No.40586628

what monsters are the fanciest and have the best fashion sense aside from alps

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>>40586612
she eventually feels bad about it.

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>> No.40586718

>>40586567
>pressure
seems like a hard metric to measure without specelised tools
best to just releave it when ever idle

>> No.40586758

>>40586511
Foxes aren't supposed to go that far. You're going to need the help of a Lich.

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>> No.40586771

Need a monster to giggle at my moans when she touches me.

>> No.40586806

>>40586703
yeah I know, I do not hate her, I just really dislike malice in mindcontrol
I'm okay with hypno if it's just a kinky sex thing

>> No.40586812

>>40586628
Hatters
Wights
Phantoms
Vampires
Demons

>> No.40586867
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Fancy fox.

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>> No.40586914

>>40586812
spiders make clothes, so Id imagine they would alos dress very fancy as well

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>> No.40586928

>>40586924
why do demons dress like that? showing off all that erotic blue skin

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>> No.40586964

>>40586953
hmmm, slimes went up in my books

>> No.40586971
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Fox or dog?

>> No.40586978

>>40586971
They're both disgusting you should only trust cats

>> No.40586990

>>40581507
Your story is in my reading list anon. I hope to get to it soon

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>>40586978
i only trust in read filename

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>> No.40587068

>>40587029
if I drink her milk, will it be monster enegry?

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>> No.40587089

>>40587071
oh no, hope they won't be too mad about the poor hungry boy eating their dinner and sleeping in their bed!

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Troll Christmas cakes in your area, anon.
Go and claim yours now

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>>40586296

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>>40587111
I prefer my cool Troll auntster, she even fights other cakes in the arena

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>>40583595
>Tamamo appears before you
>The first thing you ask is if she can introduce you to Tamamo Cat

>> No.40587174

>>40587152
back to the stone you go, hag. the world is coming undone

>> No.40587178

>>40587132
No! dont crack the glass ! Now i cant tease her by licking the other side!

>> No.40587203

>>40587174
Tamamo can stay on one of two conditions:
1. She wears the swimsuit and reverts to horny beast-mode Tamamo
2. The others get to stay

>> No.40587228

>>40587111
so when do i put the 3 number on the back

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>>40587152
There is something about FGO Tamamo I do not like, I believe it's her ears not matching her hair. I consider her to be an imposter.

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>>40586978
okay, now what?

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>> No.40587303

>>40587297
hold the kot close and feel the purrs

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But...I thought holstaurs were supposed to be nice...

>> No.40587318

>>40587297
Commence the cuddling and petting.

>> No.40587322

>>40587305
thats not a holst, shes too flat chested

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>>40587305
i found a nicer cow.

>> No.40587431

>>40587303
I want a purrjob

>> No.40587476

>>40587282
I hate those normalfag tier edits, they do not belong here

>> No.40587491

>>40587431
sounds plausible

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>>40587431
I got you, bro.

>> No.40587557

>>40587538
Gtfo furfag

>> No.40587571

>>40587557
Love is love.

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Foxhound helping out at the Church's community fundraiser

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>>40587573
Really digging your oc churchwan. Keep making them.

>> No.40587610

>>40587600
Oh I'm not the one making them I just repost them
https://twitter.com/frenchthenhen/status/1549480349910155264

>> No.40587617

>>40587573
the cute Christian Heavenpup is back!

>> No.40587639

>>40587573
She's too old to sell cookies with the girl scouts, so it's good she's not afraid of other kinds of work to contribute.

>> No.40587641

>>40587305
she has no obligation to give anyone her milk

>> No.40587659

>>40587573
i want to follow gods commands that he told adam and eve in the book genesis

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>>40587641
Yes she does! Section 4b, Paragraph #2 of the Mamono-Human Relationships Act states:
>Upon request, a single holstaur, trolltaur, or other species of greater-than-average milk production is required to surrender an amount of milk deemed satisfactory to the one who requested it.

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>> No.40587709

>>40587704
funny looking green cow

>> No.40587743

>>40587699
thats a fucked up rule

>> No.40587748

>>40587659
To not disobey his rules and eat from the tree of knowledge?

>> No.40587801

>>40587748
be fruitful and multiply dummy, thats what the sneks said

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>>40581376
Siths

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>> No.40587840

>>40587819
Damn cute.

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>>40587573
What does one have to do to get this look

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>>40587819

>> No.40587887

>>40587834
https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY

>> No.40587896

>>40587846
accepting god as your lord and savoiur and wishing to be baptized in fox hound fluids

>> No.40587958

>>40587885
Send this to KC.

>> No.40587972

>>40587699
milk is something you dont deny a man

>> No.40587982

she should give you the feeling of lethargic warmth in your heart that makes you feel sleepy and cuddly.

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Please enjoy these snek tits I commissioned.
https://files.catbox.moe/7asxeq.png

>> No.40588030

>>40588000
lovely eye shadow on that gal

>> No.40588044

>>40588000
Does she have a name?
>>40588030
I like it too.

>> No.40588061

>>40588030
>>40588044
Fellow men of culture. Her name is Ceres

>> No.40588107

im so hungry.... i want to eat some monster eggs

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>>40588107
I want to fertilize some eggs.

>> No.40588152

>>40588127
i want to lick her. i dont know why.

>> No.40588167

>>40588112
fancy sugar mama demon
>>40588127
same but, i need some fuel for that cause this tank is past empty

>> No.40588217

69ing with you singular wife for maximum mana transfer! getting reverse spitroasted by two of the monsters if your harem for EXTRA maximum mana transfer! Do it!

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>>40588152
The faint taste and smell of charcoal and animal.

>> No.40588297

>>40588229
I love cheshires, I love bodysuits but... this? No. It feels wrong.

>> No.40588316

>>40588229
she looks deranged, par for the course of wonderland

>> No.40588323

>>40588217
How do vaginas do a reverse spitroast except for that wierd japanese thing where one kisses the guy and the other sucks his dick or asshole.

>> No.40588326

>>40588229
Her vag is getting crushed

>> No.40588339
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I'm tired of ancient evil monsters. I want to be the ancient evil that a group of monster adventurers wake up and have to stop

>> No.40588355

>>40588339
you wanna be all wrinkly?

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>>40588323
Reverse spitroast is where one girl rides your dick while another sits on your face so that you can lick their pussy..

>> No.40588376

i need monster milk and eggs wich some nice demon realm chicken

>> No.40588379

>>40588356
That sounds fucking stupid, Ms. Haku.

>> No.40588385

>>40588379
worst take on this thread

>> No.40588388

>>40587885
I don't like furries but you know call me a white knight simp or whatever but the thought of violence against females furry or not does not sit well with me.

>> No.40588393

>>40588356
Ms. Haku, this is a maths class.

>> No.40588416

>>40588356
or that one postion where the dude and girl are ass to ass with another girl shoving her vagina in your mouth

>> No.40588441

>>40588355
Sure throw in a greying villain beard too and I'll be the unstoppable

>> No.40588458

>>40588441
nah, grandpa. your hips can't help it,get back the old folks home to playing shuffle board with Ms. elf and Ms, Otohime

>> No.40588462

>>40588388
honestly same. not a fan of killing/maiming people in general.

>> No.40588509

>>40588388
>>40588462
Furfaggots go to /trash/

>> No.40588512

>>40586275
>have limited water
What kind of shithole you live in? Africa?

>> No.40588515

>>40588356
>tfw Ms haku said this as you were taking your Sex ed exam and get why Miss Lizzie the sciene teacher also was in the room

>> No.40588520

>>40588388
I don't like violence either, but that picture is a good "fuck you furry" shorthand.

>> No.40588542

>>40588458
I don't need a functioning hip to cast spells at uppity hero monsters trying to foil my plans

>> No.40588552

>>40588542
>The monstes just tip over his wheelchair

>> No.40588572

>>40588512
No, worse: england.

>> No.40588575

what does a jubjub nest look like?

>> No.40588590

>>40588572
or africa 2.o
>>40588575
covered in fluids and creep photos

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>>40581376

>> No.40588630

>>40588610
what that robutt doing tho?

>> No.40588640

>>40588552
Damn kids have no respect for their elders

>> No.40588647

do succubus know they are probably the most popular monstergirl among the general populace? Their egos are probably massive

>> No.40588678

>>40588647
I'd imagine it would be dragons desu

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>>40588647
>>40588678
If you ever interacted with people outside of here you’d realize it’s catgirls.
By a mile.

>> No.40588718

>>40588572
Why would they limit water during record heat?

>> No.40588724

>>40588708
or doggirls

>> No.40588735

>>40588718
its not that, i just live in a caravan and i have to refill it.

>> No.40588799

>>40588647
nah it would be hakus, catgirls, cows, and succ

>> No.40588829

>>40588647
They're among the most numerous, so that works out for them.

>> No.40588834

>>40588647
most get rats or roaches

>> No.40588863

>>40588388
That's because you know she's a good girl, she just looks different.

>> No.40588865

>>40588708
I think the people who like catgirls are different. Succs don't even register as monster girls to most people.

>> No.40588883

>>40588647
Dark mages would be the most popular, they the most vanilla aside from elevs

>> No.40588942

>>40588678
>>40588708
>>40588799
>>40588883
the succ ego is thoroughly blown
must tease them to their face now

>> No.40589006

why do my monster girl based desires fluctuate so much? one minute i want to sit down with my head on a holst's shoulder while she feels my body, and the next i want to live eternal bliss with my flayer wife in our pocket dimension

>> No.40589011

>>40589006
You haven't found your wife yet. Even I fluctuate between 3 girls, but know in the end I must choose monogamy with one.

>> No.40589027

trying to draw an automaton
what features are best on a robo girl?

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Can I code an automaton in python?

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I have a need for her

>> No.40589052

>>40589027
balljoints, tits, cool cyber clothes

>> No.40589095

>>40589027
Milk tanks, and posterior cushioning

>> No.40589102

>>40589011
is this a spiritual thing? i have an opertunity to take DMT soon, will i find her there?

>> No.40589131

>>40589027
I really like tall, with no eyes. Not like missing them, obviously, but more like those retro designs where the eyes werent even there. it was more of an empty screen. there was just mouth. Also, things that can pleasure you to an extend that no meatbag ever could.

>> No.40589151

>>40589006
My taste of monster races might fluctuate, but my desire for lolis remains a constant.

>> No.40589160

>>40589131
so kinda like haydee?

>> No.40589193

how smart is your wife?

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>Important fact of the day: Malekith hates snow.

>> No.40589203

who aksed

>> No.40589204

I want a harem of quick shot gyaru Lion girls to play vidya with me in between fuck sessions.

>> No.40589208

I want to support this cute looking pair.

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>>40588647
It's obvious that mermaids are the most popular.

>> No.40589217

>>40589204
im gonna get one, cusae Im rocking that long black mane

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>>40589193

>> No.40589234

>>40589226
I assume very, since they speaking in those runes

>> No.40589243

>>40589204
Sounds hot

>> No.40589286

>>40589102
You just have to get really sad.

>> No.40589301

>>40589160
yeah! just without the weird joints. I like smooth. And also with a mouth, although not necessarily. Mouth is nice but thats only because i like the idea of having my neck kissed.

>> No.40589311

>>40589217
Same, it feels weird but also nice that they would find that super attractive.
>>40589243
I also imagine there to be 4 of them so while me and 3 of them are playing a 4 player game the last one is either sucking me off or riding me.

>> No.40589318

>>40589204
a gang of gyarus in general sounds reaally nice. maybe not the quickshot bit but otherwise, yes.

>> No.40589335

>>40589318
I mainly include that because they're cats but also because otherwise I need god tier stamina to keep up with them, I know you get that when you incubize but still.

>> No.40589392

>>40589311
>tfw a group of older lion Office ladies cant stop playing with your black curly hair

>> No.40589446

>>40589392
The moment one of them ara aras at me they're all getting pregnant.

>> No.40589451

>>40589335
while true, i think part of the appeal of a harem is it being too much for you? maybe its just because im a venomfag and like the idea of that, but it sounds nice. also, i dont like the idea of them being immediately satisfied after like 4 thrusts.

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>>40586990
Thanks anon, I hope you like it.

>> No.40589474

>>40589446
>>40589446
as any man should test out the womb functions of an older monster and make sure it worls by repeating it impregnating them

>> No.40589477

>>40589451
For me I want to make sure my partner is completely satisfied, I want to actively be pleasuring them as much as possible so if it's easier for me to make them feel good then I like that. Also I imagine that since they're monster girls they're not gonna be satisfied with just one or even two orgasms, especially if this is in the MGE world your stamina probably syncs up so that you both/all can go for as long as it takes for everybody to be satisfied.

>> No.40589487

>>40589456
Oh no! Yoga pants Lim!

>> No.40589514

>>40589477
This is part of why im drifting from harem faggotry. The primary reason is I'd feel bad, but the other reason is it'd be more enjoyable to make one girl orgasm like 20 times while she makes me cum 10, than it would be to have those split between who knows how many girls. Weirdly, I think theres a certain size of harem that would make me fine with it. Either small, like two or three, or massive like forty or fifty, but no middle ground.

>> No.40589521

>>40589514
i personally only have three wives, no more no less

>> No.40589532

>>40589521
what aer they like? species and stuff. i like hearing people talk about their wife.

>> No.40589550

>>40589514
I like small harems where the girls could feasibly choose to get a husband together.

>> No.40589596

>>40589532
You've already seen apic of at least two of them, Anna-Maria the extra busty wurm nun, and Caroline the creepy Jabberwock dark mage, the third is Tammy the bogie. Anna Maria is extra caring and motherly. She heals using her milk to heal and is usually the ones that keep the others and me in check, Caroline is the extra creepy chunni goth dork thats !))))))0 year, She loves sniffing, licking, and nibbling on every part of me. She also is extra big perv that even made doujins about me. Tammy is my senpai from clown college, very chaotic and we often do stupid stuff together like putting a whoopie cushion in every seat in the royal court of Dragonia

>> No.40589604

>>40589514
Yeah 4 is the maximum harem size for me.

>> No.40589636

>>40589514
Maybe I'm a manwhore, but I think 6 is a good number for a harem. Probably not any more than that, though.

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What’s the best way to transform girls into monsters?

>> No.40589648

>>40589646
milk

>> No.40589664

>>40589646
Just get an Alp if you desire a human or something that used to be one so much

>> No.40589701

>>40589646
i wonder if someone mid Incubisation could turn a women via pure proximity

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>> No.40589729

>>40589701
>Druella's Magic Bullet ()
This is a secret weapon of the Dark Musketeers, using a bullet that smolders with magical energy and glows red.
Although this magical bullet harbors the power of the ruler of Fallen Lescatie, a daughter of Demon Lord, Druella, and like her, has tremendous magical power, it takes a long time to create one of these. That's why such bullets are only given to a small handful of elites among the Dark Musketeers, and in many cases it's a one-time trump card.
When this bullet hits an opponent, it causes monsterization in the blink of an eye. Naturally, the power of Lady Druella herself cannot stop at one person's conversion. In addition, Druella's demonic energy encapsulated in the magic bullet tends to keep spreading around after the target is monsterized by the person's absorbed spiritual energy. Since the spreading range is proportional to the amount of spiritual energy the target had, the more power the opponent had, the more people around him would immediately turn into monsters. In addition, Druella's great demonic energy cannot be controlled by a newcomer who has just been converted, and for some time the target will indiscriminately push demonic energy to all people with whom it comes into contact. In other words, any interaction with other people, like communicating or touching, for example, can cause a girl to become a mamono. This leads to the formation of a pack of mamono and the conversion of everyone around her: both those who are simply concerned, those who have come to report what is happening, and those who are trying to eliminate the converts. If you can, hit the heroes who command the enemy army with this bullet. The spread of monsterization in such an army can reach terrifying proportions, not to mention the number of conversions on the battlefield.
it's a thing but you need the intervention of the absurdly powerful such as lims

>> No.40589740

>>40589514
harems seem like a lot of work

>> No.40589756
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40589756

pure electricity
in my pants

>> No.40589766

>>40589514
i just want to pay attention to one monster and make then feel super special and intensley happy etc

>> No.40589768
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>> No.40589776

>>40589768
i love the cute fro oni, the other two are cute, i guess

>> No.40589782

>>40589768
delinquents deserve love too!

>> No.40589789

>>40589604
Yeah, 4 feels like edge of reasonability. Something like a loli Nurarihyon and her best friends

>> No.40589810

Should I say aishiteru yo?

>> No.40589825

>>40587846
Carry eight folding chairs at once.

>> No.40589840

>>40589768
I want to join the oni gang to get my own club!

>> No.40589847

what song should I sing in wonderland to get some hatters around me?

>> No.40589850

>>40589847
Bohemian Rhapsody

>> No.40589858

>>40589847
English tea

>> No.40589865

>>40589858
thats a song?

>> No.40589916

>>40589847
Fat bottomed girls

>> No.40589918
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>> No.40589922

>>40589865
Yeah Paul McCartney.

>> No.40589927

>>40589918
>Br*tish Vamp

>> No.40589931

>>40589916
thats basically every part of wonderland, cant go 2 feet without running into floating or falling ass
>>40589927
screw you, british accent is the best accent

>> No.40589935

>>40589918
seras acute.
one of the rare moments in life that caused me to envy a frenchman

>> No.40589942

>>40589918
Dumpires are best pires.

>> No.40589951

>>40589927
>german cat alp

>> No.40589956

>>40589935
they also get to eat out cute slugs as well as for lunch as well

>> No.40590014
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>> No.40590145
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ded

>> No.40590146

Old Hag

>> No.40590153

>>40590146
yes please

>> No.40590160
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40590160

>>40589916
You gonna get him squished by a dozen cheshires.

>> No.40590174

>>40590145
I wish I had a Lich friend to help out with her experiments (actually just her attempts to confess to me)

>> No.40590175
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>>40590146
Young Maiden

>> No.40590189

>>40590160
if i hold on tight and never let go then she cant teleport!

>> No.40590195
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>>40590145

>> No.40590200
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>>40590175
With large posterior

>> No.40590206

>>40590174
>her attempts to confess to me
nothing says love like making you drink highly questionable and probably illegal substances for science

>> No.40590208

>>40590145
what do I do if im strapped to Ms. Liches table and being shown off because I have large muscles to a bunch of nerd monster?

>> No.40590216
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>>40590200
And Also With Friend

>> No.40590218

>>40590206
Yeah, you get it! Helping make scientific discoveries is the definition of romance!

>> No.40590220

>>40590206
what about a 175 page research paper on why she loves you (part 1)?

>> No.40590222

>>40590160
That is some supremely puffy vulva

>> No.40590223

>>40590208
flex and watch them nerds drop

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>>40590146

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>>40590222
Cheshy is for anal only.

>> No.40590233

>>40590175
>>40590200
>>40590216
Young maidens are the best

>> No.40590245

>>40590223
so start flexing my abs and my chest at them, im currently stuck wrting with ym tonure

>> No.40590250

>>40590227
im going to be known as the hag back breaker

>> No.40590255

>>40590231
How will I make cute little cheshire kittens with her then?

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40590263

>>40590255
She teleports it to the proper place.

>> No.40590274

>>40590245
make sure to throw them a wink, that'll get em

>> No.40590285

>>40590274
Now all that did, is just made Ms. Lich start talking about how to please a man and what parts feeel the most pleasure

>> No.40590297

>>40590285
now you gotta flirt your way out, try complimenting Ms. Lich's big booty

>> No.40590309
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40590309

Do NOT do this.
Do not trust onis, do not entertain their advances, do not play with them, do not lay with them, and do most certainly not allow yourself to be fed by them. There are consequences that will cost you your (single) and/or (unmarried) life

>> No.40590312

>>40590231
anal
is
CRINGE

>> No.40590316

>>40590297
See, I tried that with my lich and she just started causing some complaints at local restaurants due to some 'adjustments' she made to herself.
I don't this will help Anon

>> No.40590327

>>40590309
>vtumor

>> No.40590330

>>40590316
then compliment on how good she looks for her age, that'll have her swooning

>> No.40590343

>>40590297
Im going to ask Ms.lich so I can show the class what bedwrestling looks like and what parts monsters make monsters feel the best

>> No.40590395

>>40590343
>lich prepares to bedwrestle anon
>feels confident of her victory
>gets smacked in the face with a pillow
>anon thought she meant a pillow fight

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40590428

How do I tame an ushi?

>> No.40590430

>>40590395
>Anon got her in a sleeper hold
>He aslo pinned her ass up
>He then gives the class front row seats into rough lich breeding 101
>>40590428
start with 6lb steaks

>> No.40590442

>>40590327
It is? I had no idea

>> No.40590447

>>40590442
Yep, she's kinda slutty too. It's a shame since I was just trying to find short oni girls but I keep getting her or the fate one.

>> No.40590449

is she legal?

>> No.40590456

>>40590449
>>40590449
all of them way past tje legal age, it would be a probelm for them if they got caught up by stautory age gap laws desu

>> No.40590471

>>40590449
are you?

>> No.40590481
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>>40590449
No, she’s only a mere 7,000 years old in human years, I’m practically robbing the cradle

>> No.40590487

>>40590481
I recognize that dragon

>> No.40590491

>>40590481
yeah, shes robbing the cradle

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>>40589918
I blame a lot of my vampire fascination on this cutie

>> No.40590563
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40590563

NEED

>> No.40590570
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>>40590563
a diet

>> No.40590581

>>40590563
>>40590570
Still good if she’s soft, actually love me pudgy monsters more than any type of monsters

>> No.40590585
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What a perfectly cute and normal girl. Such a contrast to all the weird and freaky monster in this thread.

>> No.40590590

>>40590585
beware that hat is a huge red flag

>> No.40590600

>>40590585
flip that dress for the freaky stuff

>> No.40590608

>>40590585
Old mage from the swamp looking fancy, whose the lucky boy?

>> No.40590646

>>40590570
of love

>> No.40590670
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How do I make mistress apophis not tease Ms. pharaoh so hard?

>> No.40590680

>>40590670
by teasing her harder

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>>40590670
take her place

>> No.40590802

>>40590670
But just look at those thighs

>> No.40590831

>>40590428
Be firm and demand to be respected. Don't be afraid

>> No.40590839

>>40590684
I gladly would

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>> No.40590885

>>40590882
ah, a st. kiki drop out

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>>40590882
Maids these days are so lazy

>> No.40590907

>>40590882
>doesn't even wear a true maid outfit
sad, its truly sad what monsters think maids do...

>> No.40590916

>>40590563
KNEAD

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thighs

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>>40590901
Sorry about that I've been counterfeiting maid certificates for them

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>>40590926
>counterfeiting maid certificates
Sir, you know that is a very serious crime? The Maid Patrol will see to your arrest

>> No.40590947

>>40590926
>are you sure you're from the maid academy?
>I'm wearing the outfit, aren't I dipshit?
>y-yeah, but I can't help but notice that you burnt a hole in my shirt with the iron
>I wasn't used to that model, stop bitching
>and when I asked you to have dinner ready for me when I got home from work, you swore at me over the phone...
>yeah, but I got it prepared in time
>you ordered a pizza and wings
>and you ate all the wings before I got home!
>cry about it, pussy
>how about you thank me for making you breakfast?
>it was a piece of burnt toast with nothing on it!
>your flaming kiki rolls her eyes and goes back to hogging your couch
>scratches under her boob and sniffs her hand
>you're calling the academy tomorrow

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>>40590947
>Call up Maid Academy
>Vandelay Maid Academy, how may I help you
>Notice from the receptionists speech she is a Danuki
>Explain your maid isn't doing maid stuff up to your standars
>Well sir if you refer to your contract you are to aid in their training, why else do you think it's so cheap
>If it's a problem you can come down the courthouse and we can sign some documents to relieve her from maid dutys, The Officiant will perform the maid relief ceremony and you can be relived of her service as your maid so long as you sign the documents and let the officiant perform the ceremony.
>Yes It is standard procedure to wear a suit in the court.

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>>40590923
Thighs?

>> No.40591071

State breakup fun times with Balkan Kikimoras!

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>>40590926
i was informed to blindly trust monsters in occupational uniforms

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>>40591077
I keep getting arrested by the same cop even though none of my offenses make sense. The officer keeps listing these bizarre laws and keeps making me go through strip searches. Also, I thought cavity searches were supposed to check the suspect for items, but she just yells at me when I ask her why I have to check her. Last time she said she's going to have to start living with me as my parol officer if I don't start acting better. I wanted to be a good citizen, but how am I supposed to remember all these weird laws. Also why is semen considered contraband? She keeps saying she needs to confiscate it from me.

>> No.40591212

Overloading cupid's brain with romance by courting her old-school style, with poems, flowers, long midnight walks and dances.

>> No.40591221
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Uohhh tanned snake sexy

>> No.40591266
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>>40583595
Poor Tamamo, all she ever wanted is to be a good wife and now she gets blamed for all the world's problems.

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https://imgbox.com/g/3xqPEON2My
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 118. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/OFQkh4YC

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.40591273

>>40591265
Thank you wikiman

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>>40591265
Beary good

>> No.40591285

>>40591265
Cute berd

>> No.40591290

>>40591265
You retarded fuck! I looked it up and there was so many lewd images there, I told you I can't look at this stuff!

>> No.40591299

>>40591290
What?

>> No.40591309

>>40591265
how do i see previous months

>> No.40591313

>>40590563
>>40590570
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.40591338

>>40591299
it's the retard spamming "post your best images", pay him no mind

>> No.40591341

>>40591221
Chocolate noodle makes me want to gobble her up
>>40591047
hellwans in wedding dresses are too powerful
>>40591265
thanks king, nice work as usual

>> No.40591349

>>40591221
I like the desert kingdom

>> No.40591378
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>>40591349
I want an exotic Troll from the desert kingdom

>> No.40591391
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>>40589521
>>40589514
No more than 3 wives. 3 is the goldilocks number.
You've got main girl, your primary spouse whom receives most of your attention. She is your life partner and equal or close to it, she's always there for you and though she is sometimes harsh, she'd do (almost) anything you asked her to.

Then there's the daughter-wife, a girl whom you have adoptive relationship with. Typically stationed below you, she either looks up to you or needs you to survive, and you look after her much like a daughter or a pet girl. Main girl sometimes looks after her too.

And then you have side girl, a woman that is largely independent but will sometimes come to you if she needs help or someplace to call home for a night or two. The affection you have for one another is largely unspoken and she dares not tread upon the territory of main girl, lest she face her wrath. But sometimes you come together and have a moment where you confide in one another.

Your life doesn't have room for any other girls. Any more will lead to suffering, both for you and the girls.

>> No.40591533

>>40589514
I've got four. But the thing is the first wife is the one that actually controls the harem. She's built the harem around me both because she finds it hot and because she lusts for power. The more girls she can collect for the harem the stronger she gets. Which is weird considering she's not a bicorn.

>> No.40591580

>>40591378
But a troll's natural habitat is under a bridge. Where do they live in the desert? Under aqueducts?

>> No.40591600

>>40591391
>ywn drink apophis sweat until your kidneys fail

>> No.40591707

>>40591600
But she's a snake anon...

>> No.40591728
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40591728

A-ahem.
CONSTRUCTION OF THE IDEAL CITY, MAGNA ANUBISANTI, WILL NOW COMMENCE!

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>>40591265
Thank you for fixing the Mega archive!

>> No.40591736

>>40591707
The sections with human skin should still have sweat glands.

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Hey look a cat

>> No.40591757

>>40589194
>NEET Dark Elf Queen is forced by her old hag mom to go to Winterstown to heal her burn scars, touch grass and hopefully find a boyfriend

>> No.40591784

>>40591743
Those goggles are way too big for anyone.

>> No.40591818

>>40591784
>goggles
lol look closer

>> No.40591834

>>40591818
They still look too big. It must be some kind of novelty purchase if she's so happy showing them off.

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>>40591743
why do cats always tease you?

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>> No.40591997

>Go to neighborhood cookout
>Everyone is cooking on their wives
>Cooling hotdogs on a hellhound’s abs
>Shishkebabs on salamander’s tails
>Steaks on lava golem’s lava
>Meanwhile I’m with my glacies waifu
>Tried making rollsd ice cream on her back but metal spatulas jabbing into your skins doesn’t feel good

>> No.40592002

>>40591997
She's better suited for helping with cold drinks.

>> No.40592023

>>40591997
she's perfect for making ice tea and coffee!

>> No.40592027

>>40592002
>You poor yourself a sad glass of lukewarm cola
>Glacies's wife grabs it out of your hand and downs it in one gulp
>Spits out a cola slushy into your glass and hands it back to you
>Looks at you expectantly
Do you drink it?

>> No.40592073

>>40592027
It would be rude not to.

>> No.40592097

>>40592027
I honestly don’t like coke slush, a milkshake sounds nice but I’d have to knock her up first for that, or I’d need a holst who’s okay with really cold hands

>> No.40592103

No, the ancient hag will not marry you because you've proposed after dating her for a long time.

She's confiscating that ring and keeping it with her until you repent.

>> No.40592119

>>40592103
She accepted the ring, thus we are now married

>> No.40592122

>>40592027
I'd keep asking for a refil till I pass out

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