Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Big kitty needs someone to cuddle.

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[Anonymous No.]

Big cuddles are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627
>>40956633
they are very nice, thats why i love monsters who are way taller than me

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[Anonymous No.]

This is how Arachne lure cute boys to their lairs these days:
https://youtu.be/cohgqx_M454

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627
>>40956633
>>40956640
I kinda want a big monster to big spoon me, and a small monster to big spoon. Or maybe the small monster can be between us both.

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>>40956665
i think the latter would actually make her feel like a kid instead of a partner imo

[Anonymous No.]

Robo-love

[Anonymous No.]

I finally finished moving into my new place. Here's an oomukade story for the guy who requested an oomukade yan stalker.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41167104

Up next I'll be doing something with the griffon bouncer from the Mana Cabana story. Side note, is it one of you asking about the Patreon, or is it someone on the outside?

[Anonymous No.]

Its going to get to the point that pictures reposted will be older than some posters

[Anonymous No.]

What would we do if because of a tiktok meme mge gets a lot of unwanted attention?

[Anonymous No.]

6'6 Pro-Wrestler with a Minotaur gimmick (has a bull mask) with an actual Minotaur girl standing at 7'6.

[Anonymous No.]

slime obasan

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627
>Big kitty
They're greeeat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956672
Sounds like a fun avenue for teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956743
wheres her panties?

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>>40956714
Wasn't expecting that, the creepy crawlies of mge rarely ever get stories.

>Up next I'll be doing something with the griffon bouncer from the Mana Cabana story
Aw hell yeah, she was adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956752
it's illegal for foxes to wear them

[Anonymous No.]

The only good spider girl is one with numerous arms instead of numerous legs

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>>40956734
KC is an extremely sensitive guy so it'd probably be more disastrous on him than actually causing any real stir in the MGE "community" (the dedicated trolls are people who are already deeply enamored in the extremely autistic niche MGE covers i.e. frivolous world building stuff).

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>>40956746
Avenue or adventure?

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>>40956780
>adventuring with both your big and small wives
I'm just now realizing I don't have any pics with this contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956775
>KC is an extremely sensitive guy so
Is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956772
that outfit always makes me act up

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>>40956791

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>>40956799
Isn't that just a mother and daughter?

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>>40956793
>sentimentalist
>obsessed with the idea of "true love"
>responds negatively to trolling
>MGE is basically a utopia explicitly tailored for men he sympathizes with
Yeah.

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>>40956806
>YesAnd?.png

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>>40956819
Fair enough.
But I was thinking along the lines of an Oni and a Goblin.

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>>40956627

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>>40956806
Nah, they're just from the same pack.

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>>40956871
What a fatass dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956882
The best kind.

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>>40956893
The only flaw I see is that she has no wings

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>>40956633
I wish an eight-foot-tall hellhound or anubis would hold me like a daki when the sleep

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>>40956899
She can summon a big snake and has a huge ass and fat tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956879
They all got some pretty big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

would there be perma-virgin wizards in ivory towers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40957134
yes
pink towers are married wizards

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>>40956945
Yeah but I want that with wings

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>>40957161
god damn, she has a whole damn bakery

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>>40956921
One can only dream of being this cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish monsters didn't behave so creepily on a man's cock. I don't want some weirdo succ kissing and making baby noises to my penis

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>>40957190
What kind of confectionaries do Liches bake

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>>40957218
Get an ushi, youko, manticore, or any other aggressive girl then, they'll treat that thing like it's their last meal.

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>>40957218
just get hebi
she is nothing but romance

[Anonymous No.]

any special plans for tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

No lady all I did was somehow accidentally use your mucus rag to wipe my sweat off, that does not constitute a marriage proposal, how many times do we have to go over this? You’re swapping the rags yourself dang it

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>>40957628
Look away anon! If she wiggles her ears its all over.

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>>40956627

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https://imgbox.com/w87BmbFJ
Rate my tastes, girls are unsorted within each tier

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40957704
ewwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>40957704
too human

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>>40957533
Pondering loli curves

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40957704
>yurishit artist
>western artist
>not even monster girl related
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>big sloshy milkies

[Anonymous No.]

Great Red Dragon.

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>>40957704
monster girls?

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>>40957704
Eh...okay? But where is monster girl?

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>>40957833
>>40957870
>>40957920
Don't reply to the shitposter, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Ya know it is comforting when the void loves you

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>>40957780
>Talisman in hand
Oh no, is the fox going to seal (you) in a cruel and ironic twist of fate instead?

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what do you got to do to get her to hiss.

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>>40958031
boop her

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>>40958031
give her garlic

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[Anonymous No.]

I love cat girls

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>>40958157
They are a classic, it is deeply encoded into the human brain to become a tom

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>>40958157
and they love you

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>>40958205
True.

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>>40958157
i dont believe you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40958232
just look at that sag. I wanna play with then saggy kitty titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>40958233
A FAKE
SHES A PHONY
PHONY CATGIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>40958157
I love big cats

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>>40958302
False.

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Reminder that it's okay to befriend a Lilim. They won't always take you on a world-touring adventure, some like to just stay at home.

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>>40958205
>wears glasses
>ears on top of her head

How does she wear them?

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>>40958325
A worldwide adventure sounds fun but it's just as friends right?

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>>40958344
It's like a headband

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>>40956633
BIG

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>>40958377
Sure, so long as you don't mind having a wingwoman around trying to hook you up with every monster you come across. Should have taken her up on that offer to stay home and play games together.

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What happens if I get a hellhound drunk on peanut butter whiskey?

[Anonymous No.]

how big is too big?

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>>40956714
Very cute story, glad to see oomukade getting over 19k word written for them.

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>>40958536
I would tell you but that limit is not thread appropriate.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that any species can be a cow with enough cup-sizes and milk.

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>>40958536
When my brain no longer recognizes them as a part of the girl, and instead as some mass with a girl standing next to them.

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kot

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>>40958681
brown kot

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>>40958487
A very drunk and horny hound with wet peanut butter kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there anymore sadist before the dark elves?

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>>40958843
I meant “beside” not “before”

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>>40958843
The dreaded yeti.

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>>40959009
She looks like she needs a nap

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>>40958675
How do I sell myself to this nuki?

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>>40956714
Thanks, magus! More bugposting is good!

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ded

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>>40958860
What happens if anon gets frostbite/hypothermia and is unable to open the door?

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>>40959537
I assume the yeti just rips the door off the hinges when the person inside says they're actually quite warm and sleepy

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>>40959537
That’s the “hard way” she was talking about.
Either way you’re gonna get snugged.

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With what the weather has been like recently, I really don't want a yeti anymore.

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>>40959631
Just give the local ice queen wedgies until she cools stuff off.

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Give them the B.

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>>40956714
neat. the field of cubicles was a well suited hunting ground for her. tugs those same fears as being hunted in tall grass.
i was hoping you'd lean more into saliva play. i like that self-destructive nature omuukade have when it comes to kissing their envenomed prey.

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>>40956714
That story went into some dark places.
>"Mana can make me fat!"
This kills the thread.

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Post your best Whitehorn pics please

[Anonymous No.]

Bogey will give you huggie wuggies.

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>>40960187
But she's getting very gropey

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>>40959734
Imagine forcibly washing and brushing a lazy smelly fox NEET despite all her protests

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>>40960201
reminds me of that one greentext of an anon picking up his wife and her thinking he's taking her to bed. but it was the bath

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>>40959537
>Waiting for hypothermia when you can just hit your skull until it open up (the wall or my head)
I will not lose against a fucking yeti

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>>40956714
Thanks you, it was a great story. Still, It baffled me that he know something was up and don't get a shotgun just in case.

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>>40959631
Portal to snow country where

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>Deonora smiles creepily at you

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>>40960723
I can beat in a fight

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>>40960723
I awkwardly smile back.

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>>40960723
I ask if she wants to reenact Drag-On Dragoon with me.

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>>40960723
>buy a tour to dragonia because a city of dragons must be kickass, right?
>order random drink at the bar
>feel dizzy
>wake up to a creepy dragon hag telling you to eat the eggs
>those eggs are also much bigger than chicken eggs
another fucking tourist trap

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How does spectacular super anon keep MGC safe?

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>>40960812
spends most of his time fleeing from crazed monster fans

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>>40960812
He marries and impregnates all the evil-doers, duh

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>>40960812
He's got that thing where he has no refractory period.

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>>40960773
A dragon feeding you her own failed babies seems like even freakier stalker shit than you'd get from Hebis.

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>>40960824
Unfertilized eggs aren't failed babies anon.

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>>40960824
Don't lamias lay eggs too?

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>>40960817
That's what the secret identify is for

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>>40960824
It's a CC dragon queen, of course it would be fucked up, at least initially.
Eventually your monkey brain gets the hint and makes sure there won't be any "failed" babies coming out of her ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>send and empty egg carton to a dragon
>she sends it back with her eggs

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>send an empty egg carton to a dragon
>she sends it back with her eggs

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>>40956921
this but mino

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>>40960916
Can monsters hit menopause, or does their body constantly generate eggs?

Or maybe they have a limited number of eggs. But they don't have periods. Meaning that they don't waste eggs over time and have no fear of time. Only potentially losing fertility after having millions of children.

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>>40960942
My headcanon says they have menopause as normal, but any romantic activity ends it. Their ovaries are then jumpstarted into overdrive and they become baby factories

[Anonymous No.]

>>40960942
There is no indication that they have menopause. They don't even really have periods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40960985
I figured as much. It only make sense that monsters would do away with some of the more unfortunate and disgusting parts of female anatomy.

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>>40960723
>pretend not to notice
>start a conversation with Deonora's nerdy advisor

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>>40958303
The best cats.
>>40959631
It was hot and I wished for rain to cool down. Now it's hot and humid.

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>>40957533
brownies

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>>40960916
>Dragons are whores who send out their eggs to any man who asks
>Try to steal a wyvern's egg and she'll chase you relentlessly to get it back

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>>40958325
make purely platonic friends with many, many monsters

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I want to be molested by my manticore teacher in detention.

[Anonymous No.]

>buy a t-shirt in Dragonia with something written on it
>don't know the language
>all the dragons giggle while you walk by
>It says: "Mere mammal"

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Post your best minotaur pics please!

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>>40961373
>Try to steal a wyvern's egg and she'll chase you relentlessly to get it back
>Followed by her husband toting a shotgun
nobody kidnaps my daughters, motherfucker

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>>40961688
>tfw you fell asleep in class and end up strapped to a table spread eagle
>With all your teachers surrounding you while wearing masquerade masks, silk gloves, and just their lingrere and garter belt
>They merciless play and tease your body, Milking you but stopping right before the climax
>and One by one, each teacher rides all the while the other makes out with you

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>>40960834
They are in a way, especially this context.

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>>40961899

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>>40962314
>tfw you try and rob a wight at gun point and all she starts doing is acting out her favorite porno

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>>40958157

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Do hellhounds go into heat? I know jinkos do. They seem more like they are permanently in heat, though.

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>>40962339
>rob a monster girl
>she won't stop following you and nagging you about all the precious stuff she has at home
>even says she has VERY deep sleep and leaves her windows unlocked at night
>won't go away until you can repeat her address
goddamn horny thots watch too much porn, I just wanted some weed money

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>>40962390
>Tfw she doesnt leave you alone
>She even follows you to your place under the bridge
>Cant't even tell her to leave cause those puppy eyes she gives you breaks your heart

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>>40962390
Should have robbed a wonderworm.

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>>40962413
>big MILF monster girl you tried to rob realizes you are living under the bridge
>before you can even react she picks you up, hangs over her shoulder and says you're being adopted
For fuck's sake, I just wanted to be a miserable junkie in peace

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What's even going on in these threads anymore?

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>>40962461
People talking about monster girls in the monster girl thread, what about it?

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>>40962461
No, you don't understand

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>wight secretly runs a mamono fight club
>you find out when a bunch of Orderite twats try to abduct you and she whoops their asses

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>>40962451
>Anon was taken to her luxurious house
>He gets cleaned and shaved by her kiki maids and even given some new clothes
>Ask her whats the catch, there has to be a catch
>You've learn that nothing in this world is free, the hard way
>>40962490
I would fight in that club and try and impress her!

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I ont remember has kc done a monster with a strictly healing motif?

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>>40962490
Just sit in the chair, ma'am.

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>>40962504
He did a whole sabbath chapter with a healing motif.

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>>40962528
a specific monster tho

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>>40962528
She would sleep better if she had me to cuddle with.

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>>40962530
bogey is the closest we have to that

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>>40962546
well i guess thats my healer for now

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[Anonymous No.]

>"I am the slither in the darkness. The coiling mistress of the deep forest."
>"I spell doom and woe for any who cross my path."
>"I keep watch for the horrors of the-"
>"o-oh hi hubby"
>"you're going down to the store?"
>"can...can you get me some of those frosted cookies again? with the rainbow sprinkles?"
>"thanks so much hubby, love you"
>ahem
>"I keep watch for the horrors of the wild..."

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>>40962655
Are they going on a picnic to hanging rock?

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I can't breathe.

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>>40962676
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

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>>40962772
i headcannnon that there are mulitple different wonderlands like a england wonderland, akihbara wonderland, and florida wonderland

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>>40962772
That tablecloth is unnaturally clean and wrinkless.

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>>40962783
>florida wonderland

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>>40962805
And its an evergrowing realm

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>>40962805
Alice should be excited for some of that good gumbo

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>>40962805
They don't have jabberwocks but they do have swamp wurms.

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>>40962803
What does slime ass feel like?

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>>40962783
>akihbara wonderland,
I can't imagine this being too different from akihabara anyway. not that I will ever go to japan, I'm not a weeb.

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>>40962885
>I'm not a weeb.

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>>40962894
Cheshires were truly monstrous before the portals.

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>>40962885
>im not a weeb
hes in denial

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>>40962852
they do jhave jabberwocks, they just live in miami

[Anonymous No.]

>>40962805
You WILL love the gators.

[Anonymous No.]

>you can't spell 'transdimensional portals' without spelling TRANS
Yup, I'm thinking trans hags are coming boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963037
I'm all for thick tails but this is ridiculous.
This is the bakunyuu equivalent of tails.

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>>40963097
then just use extradimensional portals instead dummy.

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>>40963037
I already worship fat reptile tails

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>>40963118
dont respond the bait

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>>40963124
What's this from?

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>>40963131
But I'm bored and nobody is talking about undeads, the objectively best kind of monster girls.

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>>40962978
i imagine theres plenty non weebs here. anime fucking sucks, but monster girls are good.

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>>40963146
i do love them too. hell ive draw a lich with a massive behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963143
Manaria Friends

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>>40963149
3 years ago I was bullying my friends for being webs and watching anime. Then monster girls happened and now I spend most of my free time thinking and talking about imaginary non-human anime waifus.
I would never believe that I will end up on fucking /jp/ of all places

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>>40963037
You call that a tail?

[Anonymous No.]

We've all talked about our favorite monstergirls but what's your favorite category/family of mgs? Mine is wolf/dog girls.

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>>40963190
dragons, and majin types

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>>40963162
Liches with massive asses are truly perfect.
I love the idea of a Lich that has spent the last 200 trying to give herself the perfect hourglass body.

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>>40963219
But her chest never grew no matter what happened

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>>40963224
>Lich got cursed by the sabbath
>Now she has to create the perfect pear shaped body instead
>years of research, wasted!

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>>40956627

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>>40963176
The only monsters who are allowed to be more tail than girl are ratatoskrs.

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>>40963239
>Her ass, truly massive
>her thighs, thicker than tree stumps
>Her hips, the widest they have ever been
>Shes thankful shes isnt a womanlet at least

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>>40963190
Centaurs. Horsepussy mandatory.

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>>40963190
harpies and kitsunes, hard to say which of those two I like more

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Had a long break so I'm not sure about that one. Third Shirt Danuki pic for the dudes from last thread.
Next is vyvern

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>>40963357
nice, i love how cute your style is

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[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn end up going to a college for the very wealthy cause your undead wight aunt heard you wanted to go to college

[Anonymous No.]

marry and have children with elves

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>>40963458
>>40963458
nah, i like my kids very strong and very canivorius like thier papa, not fucking hippy vegans so I am going to marry wurms instead

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>>40963458
Too skinny.

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>>40963423
Woah! She's blue!
im gonna lick 'er

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>>40963441
Being related to a creeping coin would be like living life with cheats turned on.

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>>40963491
anon, they make fake gold

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>>40963484
>Anon gets so horny he cant think aside from breeding that blue lizrd in front of him

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>>40963504
how would you shatter his dreams like that

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>>40963504
it's still valuable.
genie does seem more flexible though

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>>40963504
Well, how good is it at being fake?

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>>40963520
a genie is only as powerful as your refractory period is short

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>>40963516
i must say the truth
>>40963520
yeah I can see a genie aunt making sure you live comfortable
>>40963530
It has a big eye in the middle of the coins. I think you can tell

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>>40963545
just wish for a shorter refractory period

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>>40963564
but you cant get a shorter refractory period without building up the magic to get one first, and to build up magic you need to fuck

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>>40963491
being related to a danuki, wight, vampire, lich, dragon, lim, or any divine monsters/gods would be life on easy mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627
sometimes kissing is not enough to calm a hebi

[Anonymous No.]

i want to go to the wonderland parties of the high class with all the drugs, and all the sex and all the danger that can be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963190
beast

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>>40963458
Okay, what about this one?

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>>40963663
i will now this elf

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>>40963590
i'm not sure how spending time with aunt lich goes

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>>40963663
marry and have children with hebis

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>>40963693
She'll show you the coolest science set.

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>>40963729
>>>/v/

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>>40963357
Cute Nuki

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>>40963604
>>40963696
>>40963663
hebihebihebihebi

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>>40963693
She experiments with your body and you get lots of money

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>>40963783
and then?

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Dealing with a hebi just sounds exhausting. I'd much prefer a wurm.

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>>40963744
It is interesting how fast off-topic images started appearing again as soon as people stopped enforcing it.
This thread must have quite a bit of turnover

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>>40963804
wurm hebi

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>>40963804
tiring? perhaps
but never boring

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think hebis run schools to teach other monsters proper yandere skills?

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>>40963883
probably not. it's hard to get hebis to take interest in things besides their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963790
Then she asks for some help with creating children, strictly for scientific reasons

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[Anonymous No.]

> 40963097
>Be Anon
>SquireHusbando of the mighty Lilim General
>Enters her tent in the War-camp
>Anon: 'My waifu, our spies report they have have broken the Orderite codes: they think they're going to invade Rome'
>LG: 'Why Rome, my Darling? How can they tell?'
>A: 'The plan says they intend to march their War-Elephants to stamp across all the Alps...'
>LG: Keks in fluent nopoofters

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>>40963883
hard teach something that they have inherit especially blue flames but not impossible

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>>40963804
Well see the funny part is she's not giving you a choice

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>>40964006
i'm not sure if the blue fire is innately hebi or part of the water magic suite

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I love elves

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>>40964106
>cropped image
This makes me nervous for some reason.

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>>40963251
>Be Anon
>a happily married Hossfucker ofc
>his 2 centaur daughterfus come home from school
>one has 100% quiz scores, the other not so good
>and both have left their lower skirts in their gym-bags
>MGCHS Sex-Ed classes are really thorough this semester
>Ms Haku says I'm not studying hard enough Anon-Daddy
>She says you have to go to the Parent-Teacher meeting tonight to discuss it
>She says just you, not Mama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964120
She's committing heinous elf crimes just out of frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963984
Return the slab

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964134
Thats some nice ham

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964062
I think there's potential but it will never be as powerful as hebis and and they are infamous for using it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963190
Sneks

[Anonymous No.]

I want miss wight to sit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40962874
Creeping Coins aren't slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964239
Gonna steal her slab and hide it in the mountains.
What's she gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964351
Theyre like Weeb Zipangu vending machines
>stick a Coin in the slot
>collect used panties
No refunds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964339
i want to fight for the entertainment of rich monsters and get sponsored by them

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have sex with an older march rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964424
poseidon has domain over oceans, earthquakes and horses. there are many ways to make you talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964457
>Wight sponsor ends up fighting you and drains you in front of everyone else
>at least the pay is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964475
>and horses
>A massive heard of centaur warriors s comes to bully anon and tell them where he hid the slab

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964424
You ever hear of how they find sea shells on Everest?
Yeah, you didn't think of that did you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964507
>Wight couldnt bring herself to tell Anon she loved him like a normal person
>Anon knew this but didnt want to break her fun
>Anon just gave up and didnt move
>Everyone in the audience also knew this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964475
Unless Poseidon's plan is to bring down the whole mountains I'm not sure how well that's gonna go.

>>40964542
I wonder if Poseidon would really enjoy getting to flood a mountain or just be really exasperated they had to solve it this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964574
Poseidon could always evaporate lots of water and have her rise up on a super-dense cloud and fly up there or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964602
could also give her another slab. she's got thousands of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964610
This is my slab. There are many like it but this one is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964610
It's the principle of the thing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964610
>steal sea bishop's slab
>she pulls out another slab and throws it at your head
sea bishops are friendly until they're not

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna tell a sea bishop I prefer team magma over team aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964660
>ask ms sea bishop if you can hold her slab
>kind of neat, it's got carvings and stuff you don't recognize
>it suddenly gets very heavy
>you start to lose your balance on the side of the boat
>you try to drop it but it's magically adhered to your hands
>you tip over the boat side and plummet to the oceans depths
is there anything you can do with a monster that isn't a marriage proposal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40960812
What villains does super anon face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964853
Miss jabberwock, cheshy messi, The jubanotr, the wurmer, and the dark wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964895
the jubbernaut comes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964853
The dastardly Dr Anon, with his legions of A-Robots, based out of the mysterious A-Island

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964895
>>40964921
What evil schemes do these villains get up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964470
Rabbits are already one of the most baby-happy species out there.
I can only imagine how much breeding an older march rabbit would require to make up for lost time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964937
all are lashing out causing they are single and they are sick of seeing the stupid couples do their diabetes inducing lovey dovey stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964937
Miss Jabberwock stole 40 cakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964973
and that's terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964626
>The Kiki starts (ethnic) Cleansing
>The Power of Slab compels thee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964949
at least she'll be way softer that a younger hare. Also I get to drink some milk after every round

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964772
Locking myself in my room has worked so far and it's totally not because they can't get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964973
>EvilAnon stole one Christmas Cake
>now he is just MarriedAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964973
Thats as much 4 tens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964937
breaking into the orphanage for the blind

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bodystocking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40958325
Kidnapping the demon lord's unwashed NEET daughter is the easy part. The hard part is living with the demon lord's unwashed NEET daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965158
>try to ransom DL
>they send you extra money and tell you to keep her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964937
The jubanotr tried to spread jubjub flu throughout the city

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965082
Sometimes you look at a monster and you just know she'd give godly paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember.
Even on a date, monsters are still predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965164
>>40965158
Is this meant to sound bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965181
oh no, my recurring fantasy.
there'd be a tablecloth though, i'm fancy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965181
Even worse, she's holding his hands above the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965181
This is why you can't date your Manticore in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965064
Perfection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965158
Just use Pavlovian conditioning. Drag her to the bathroom and have sexy times after she's washed properly. Repeat every day until she's the one dragging you to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965158
just tell the demon lord you wish to marry one of her daughters she'll give you one, a manison, 400 acres, milllions of kilos of money, and several kikis to manage it all

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of human boys get adopted on Christmas. Much to the delight of their monster sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965276
No kikis, no harem. Just a lilim that chooses to look like a loli out of my hentais

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965304
>two krampus show up to kidnap anon at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40964470
She's gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965421
shes very scary, she can make you go mad with lust and pleasure with but a look into her ruby eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963817
>people stopped enforcing it.
I don't see what you mean, Anons still call it out when this happens. If you mean jannies don't respond to offtopic post reports, they haven't been doing anything in these threads other than NSFW pictures for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Post more shirohebi please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965535
if only there was some sort of easily accessible gallery. alas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965568
If only there wasn't porn in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965615
You have to be 18+ to use this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965636
I'm well over 18. I just don't want to see the porn. It's sinful, anon

[Anonymous No.]

I want tall, buff, and busty muscle monster wives.
Species largely doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965517
That's our resident troll who tried to start shit by pretending to gatekeep. Siths, off topics, gachas, you name it he's claimed it has been destroying the thread.
If you give him an opening he'll start posting what he just said he hated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965674
I have a clear favorite species, but I would accept wife from another one if she meets those qualities too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965697
Same.
I have a few standbys but so long as she meets the other criteria her species doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956921
>>40957207
>>40960923

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965686
>Siths
You are being too obvious now, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965697
it'd be hard to say no to genuine affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965276
Its unfair to Kikis to use them as a group of maids for a Mansion
>unless you plan to Harem them all ofc
>solo Kikis should be maidos assigned to Neet Anons who need their house, life, and D cleaned
Or
>unless youre going to turn the mansion into a Lair or Adventure-Trap so the Kikis can pick off an Anon each

[Anonymous No.]

I want to massage and be teased by cute monstergirl feet

[Anonymous No.]

>40965718
Imagine a fucking furry trying to gatekeep thinking he's not the cancer in question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965697
>but I would accept wife from another one if she meets those qualities too
I would too. I prefer wans but I'd definitely date a tall buff cheshire if given the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965686
Without upsetting the Reeee-tard, I dont mind images of Gachas if theyre at leastly vaguely Nipponese-style, cute and clearly Mamonos
>I dont have to buy in to a gacha history of some scam-game Ive never even looked at, I just want to headcanon that once the Portals open for MGE that it will have amongst all its infinite variety a mamono who looks like 'X'-girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965674
>>40965697
>wife gets an XXXL bed so she can throw you around the room without hurting you during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965831
i'm like that for the most part but i could definitely go a lifetime without seeing another boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965837
>Padded bedroom
>Allows both safe funtimes where she can show off her strength AND lets you have a bouncey room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965853
plus you and your cheshire can take turns wearing the straightjacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965856
Anon please, thats a trap.
She's just going to get you in it so she can toy with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40958715
>landlady tells you she's going to send you to collections
>permanently
>ask what she means by that
>comes back a few days later with a seizure order for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965851
I find the Bote-girls with random turrets etc bolted on to be nonsensical, e.g. how do they float and manage recoil etc
And the 'normal girl who is really a bote' pointless as theyre not mamonos.
However, I wouldnt say no to a Mamono Foxgirl who looks like the botes.
>For a cute Rata I'd paint my ballsack with Nutella and stand in MGC Park

[Anonymous No.]

The circus is in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40962504
Unicorns are healers by design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965791
Of course, of course. Siths are very sinful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965923
how many hoops can ms hellhound jump through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965947
Five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965686
Not him, but cu siths are genuinely good girls.

I would befriend one in a heartbeat. I wouldn't be keen on marrying one, but if one came onto me really strong, begging, I wouldn't say no.

Cait siths though. They second to worst girl, just above alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965947
Zero. They tried to train her but she just raped the trainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965906
>I find the Bote-girls with random turrets etc bolted on to be nonsensical, e.g. how do they float and manage recoil etc
Magical Sparkly Shipgirl Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965961
Funny thing is Ive had so many irl doggos as frens, I'd have to friend-zone a CuSith not shag her.
The reverse for Caits, I hate so many irl cats I'd not even friend-zone one.
Alps - I dont see the point, if you want an alp-succ why wouldnt you just get a real Succ?
Its a logic circle - anybody who'd fuck an Alp will become an Alp themselves anyway
Other than as a 'bad-end' for faggots and they perversely of course think its a good end to trap some Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965947
>hoops
It depends on how many Loli Succs were at the Rainbow Party.
HeckDoggo just rides the whole Rainbow, tastes the rainbow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966042
I like both cats and dogs irl. I'm basing this more off KC's profile. Cu sith just seems so much more nicer and more eager to please. Cait sith seems to want a lot more than love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966082
>Cait sith seems to want a lot more
I assume that thing is to call me trash. It's like a nacha that never becomes nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966039
Shouldn't a Carrier botegirl be a 'Flat-top'...?
A Battleship botegirl should have big 'gunz' at the front and at the stern

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966101
A bote like the Rodney or Nelson should have 3 tits at the front and no ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966101

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966082
Cu Siths have an appealing description and would have been even better than Kobolds if they didn't look like dogshit.
Caits with a better design would still be the worst cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965923
how many ways are there to be raped on the bigtop?
i could see being tossed around by trapeze arachnes or being tied to a spinning board with a manticore shooting spines at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966210
I don't mind the design that much, but the part where they're originally from actual dogs makes them a hard pass for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966246
I'm pretty sure hellhounds were not walking around on two legs pre demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966254
they still don't if you get them all worked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966254
>>40966246
A good portion of monster girls were animals and beasts before current DL. Mucus toads were probably some giant man-eating toad. Sandworms were sandworms but without the girl inside. Devil bugs are just cockroaches turned girl. The list goes on and on. Some species were humanoid before current DL, and very few were attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966278
>very few were attractive.
I think the lore was succubi were the primary pushers of peace because they had the most(or only) positive contact with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966210
I don't think their appearance is bad. Just average. I think I ranked them somewhere between 40-60 last few times I did the sorter. Their personality is what carries them, and at the end of the day, that's what's most important in a girl. Hence why I had them in the top side of the halfway marker and not lower. Cait sith on the other hand was bottom 20. Average appearance plus shitty personality tanks their ranking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966288
there were a couple female only races like lamia and harpy. and foxes gonna fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966288
Baphomets were big supporters of DL's plan and capable of loving and marrying humans, but I don't think it was mentioned what they looked like at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966319
Where does it say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966319
Almost certainly they were male before current DL, like pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966319
Also dragons. I imagine they were stronger supporters than most, given the obvious compatibility issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966337
i don't think that's a given being as they're based on the ragnarok variety.
though there is some charm to a hulking goat demon that wants to call you oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of traits would a Nemean Lion mamono species have?
Would they be a harem species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963530
The coins are made from her mana, so I'd assume they aren't very detailed and fade away eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966355
dragons were already strong enough to assume human forms. maybe wurms wouldn't bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966356
>based on the ragnarok variety.
Wait, so does that mean the loli baphos are actually Baphomet Jr and we haven't seen the real big boss Baphomet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966336
I don't remember the supporter part, but the love and marriage was in Q&A.
>6) Some questions came up after reading the previous answer. Why would there be races breeding with humans back during the previous system?[7]
>If it's just for having children, then monsters normally abducted human girls for breeding them, or males in case of Lamia and Harpies... or something like that. Of course, there was no love involved in this and the humans would normally get eaten after the child is born. However, there are lucky cases where the monster would awake to feelings of love and affection and become joined with the human as something like a married couple. It seems this often happened with types close to humans, such as Vampires, Succubi, Beast-types, Lamia and Harpies, or high ranking monsters such as Dragons or Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966356
I don't know about ragnarok, but I'm just thinking of classic mythology here.

Now, not trying to be a shitlord or whatever, but I certainly think the pre-DL ones were likely gay. They turned into females from the current DL (like some other monsters did), and because well their lovers were gay (baphomets only raping female humans to reproduce), they look the form of childish girls. The closest female form to a boy. And thinking this is the superior form that men truly like, an anti-tits cult formed around them. Also could explain why some ancient baphomets are unmarried. The old lovers probably alped, became a witch alp, or whatever.

This is 100% head-canon. Feel free to disregard and shit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966430
I try not to think too hard about it. KC never really surgarcoated how bad the world was before and why pretty much all monsters are okay with how things are now but eventually you'll get into the rabbit hole that at least one generation of monsters were pretty much alped. Which is fine, except that generation is still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966476
And they're ancient as fuck, just waiting to get married

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966430
My headcanon:
>The OG baphs did some really fucked up shit for power and longevity
>DL offered them a shot at redemption at the cost of being brought down to small bodies, they all accepted

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966278
so many demons contracts nullified and renegotiated
they're probably still catching up on the paperwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966511
>except that one baphomet
>she was good during the reign of the previous DL
>she keep her tits
>she's not a mature tits bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966518
>she's NOW a mature tits bapho*
Fucked that up, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965158
>not cuddling and sexing her between game sessions non-stop until you both become a sticky, pheromone-riddled mess that can't pull apart from each other.

Pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966517
>Were you the husband of a demon in the former era? You may be entitled to compensation
>Your wife quickly changes the channel

[Anonymous No.]

You know what there isn't enough of?
Kikimoras in gothic lolita fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966579
Free imaid?
what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

been on a old anime binge, I bet my creepy wock wife would love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966579
I need that free imaid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966490
It's hard to find a husband when you have ptsd triggers whenever you see a human and trash around at night due to nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

Froh'gge

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966579
>the antisabbathism behind :^)
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966603
I'm currently re-watching chobits, god the mc is a fucking retard. Also tried watching Love hina and couldn't make it past the first episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966732
im watching fist of the northstar and last night was devilman crybaby, that ending tho

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966739
nice fat cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966739
High class kot for romancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966759
they're nice but not fat enough

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966809
theyre fat enough for me
already more than enough for a single handful

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966809
presentation and shape matter just as much as size

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966813
I really like this artist.
Wish they would do some black harpy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966579
>World paizuri day
Baphomets SEETHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966877
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966902
naizuri takes a lot of heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966932
and its a hell of a way to get your foreskin off for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966932
naizuri? like no paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Bapho-chan's breath smells like

[Anonymous No.]

What monster breaks into the homes of the rich and famous to steal jewelry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967001
paizuri without the oppai

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967003
nasty morning breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966932
definitely. naizuri might not feel as nice, but seeing your wife try her best anyway would more than make up for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967077
That wouldn't stop me from giving her a passionate, deep, sloppy kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967066
Cheshires, they wouldn't even need to "break" in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967066
>>40967117
Spectacular Super Anon will stop her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967069
whats the point then? what do you even do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967124
Wonder what type of teasing she'll use on him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967126
Rub their chest against your dick, what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966809
>red keycard
that's some fat loot on those fat cat tats, gonna swipe it from her and run.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hire two shortstack holsts to work at your farm after retirement.
>Then get the one holst barbarian from your adventuring days to sign up as well since she's looking to retire
>She's also a shortstack and one of her younger cousins is signing up too.
>Soon have a reputation for running a shortstack dairy farm.
Life takes a weird turn at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967158
Sounds painful but comforting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967158
that sounds painful and really non-pleasurable. doesnt even sound intimate, just weird. like rubbing your dick on their knees or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967199
You are unaware, but that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

They're evolving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967250
Evolving glowing eyes? Perfect, thats hot.

[Anonymous No.]

i will have sex with wonderlanders on bottom heavy day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967268
>heavy day
good song

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967250
BUTT BONGOS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967250
>>40967257
Not just glowing but red. You know what that means It won't be long before hellnubi are a reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967307
hellhounds do have very pretty eyes. safe looking and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967250
Pls no, not the power gaze of the desert dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965271
I love her floppy ears, I want a fox wife with those

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967307
I could use someone who makes schedules for me and makes sure I follow them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967307
i i

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967319
Don't look them in the eyes! They see it as a challenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967250
She keeps licking that succubus and this is the result

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967307
>Hellhounds are beholden to absolutely no-one
>Anubis are structure-bound to a fault
I can't help but think that a hybrid would frequently feel conflicted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967349
But they're so beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965158
You fool! The demon lord's daughter is an Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

Repent, sinners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967372
She's fine if she's the one that decides everything about the schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967372
They're still structure-bound, but it's their structure. And you're living in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967382
wait so did she figure out how to have sons, then? how the fuck does that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967382
not an alp

[Anonymous No.]

Post your best Bapho-chan pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967408
Must be another adopted one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967386
i have never done anything wrong in my entire life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967428
no dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967441
what's taking so long? it's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967428
Nah, do an actually good baphomet like Runya Runya instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967461
Here's your Baphomet, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967471
ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967471
the only good kind of baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967461
fuwafuwa fur, punipuni pawpads

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967471
I never saw this pic of Runya before. She looks really cool as an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967482
>cool
Maybe if it was the 70s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967482
That's Momonika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967482
it's clearly momonika

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967355
Its her fault for being so lickable
Did you see what she was wearing? She was asking for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967498
those eras of fashion are way cooler and flashier

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967516
true, a lot of modern fashion kind of sucks. dont get me wrong, a lot can look good, but most of it looks either super samey or just shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967408
In-lore, the Demon Lord and Hero have adopted boys before. They typically either get taken by their Lilim sister(s), or they Alp. Even if it's not by blood, I'm sure the super-concentrated DE alone can make a Lilim Alp out of them, not counting mom and her daughters giving favors to make sure it's a white hair.

On that note, I'm completely certain the Lims are daddy's girls, but has the DL ever let them take a turn or hoarded her hero all to herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967528
>spoiler
I'm pretty sure that's reserved for Dark Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967499
>>40967501
Oh. That's disappointing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967540
dhampir got those tendencies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967499
>>40967501
i dont believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967540
and we dont talk about dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967479
I wanna see Runya smile, but I don't think such a pic exists. It makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967561
then make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967561
She won't smile until she gets a man to pump her full of mana so she can use magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967590
she's got plenty of mana, she falls asleep when she tries to use it.
workshopping with nightmares and olde fashioned classical succs would be the way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967307
>>40967372
>>40967393
>pharoah thought it was a good idea to get a hellnubis gaurd
>thought the anubis side would mellow them out
>to say she was wrong would be an understatement
>in fact she kicked the pharoah out
>now she owns the pyramid and
>the sphinxes have been replaced with manticore hybrids
>all the mummies are now part ghoul
>any man within a 200-mile radius is guaranteed to get raped
>even apophi are afraid to go anywhere near it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967588
I wish I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967559
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967590
too bad no sane man would do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967645
Luckily there are plenty of insane men out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967623
Half of these are awful buzzkill girls. Ropu number one fun time. momo is the perfect of example of why actual children are terrible children.
>>40967601
I refuse to believe there is a problem in mge that cannot be solved by loving intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967655
the real magic was the kids you made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967645
We're all mad here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967623
i wish greilia was my dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967645
i do like confident women better.
seems like such a hassle to have to keep micromanaging their insecurities (i'm looking at you ms hebi)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967680
Exactly plus a confident woman can better handle my insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967663
I want early access into that familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967654
i, a wonderland enjoyer, would not touch that shit. dont slander me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967724
I, also a Wonderland enjoyer, absolutely would touch that bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967680
>looking at a hebi
unwise. or very wise.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy is that guy here again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967724
>>40967729
I wonder what Wonderland's lead Bapho would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967655
>momo is the perfect of example of why actual children are terrible children.
I'm not sure what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967777
some kind of double alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967623
I wanna sniff all those bapho's breaths, especially Shriro, Ropu, Momo, Bapho, and Runya

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967752
i never leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967779
Don't you think children are a bit immature and annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967777
is the water warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967808
>onsen
Yes by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967818
id go in then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967848
You would get sexually harassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967854
theyre small
just hold them in place

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish i had a big and soft momster gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967854
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what kind of Sabbath a loli sandworm would join

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, Wonderland. Still working on that zipangu region, but something came up. I want to do another Wonderland region, though. Lots of fun stuff you can do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967805
>children are a bit immature
I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967805
Not the 2D ones, besides that's a meme image anyway referencing the Zelda one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967886
damn this fire is kinda warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967911
Fire you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967832
>Tearful Pyon sounds

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967948
did you have to post the gatcha shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967911
Just like children are a bit immature, and water is rather wet.

[Anonymous No.]

extremely pretty high orc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968049
getting into trouble with your horc childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968049
Extremely high orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968049
Extremely competitive High Orc

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968288
Listen, those minis won't paint themselves the gacha won't play itself.

[Anonymous No.]

do mgs gamble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968288
ded is cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968298
but i dont want her body
i want money
also probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968297
What kind of gachas would be popular in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968334
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968334
Probably not any

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968334
the kind where the guy signs the guestbook and demon says gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968355
literally me to every monstergirl with a tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968288
Vampires must sure be conflicted when their bloodbag hurts himself and starts bleeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968362
>you fool
>you fucking idiot
>you absolute moron
>you total and complete clown
>now marry me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968334
ms echidna

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968373
Nah I would rather marry Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968373
jokes on her, our child is gonna be dumb like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968525
i dont think genetics have a huge influence on intelligence. get them in a decent school and support them, and theyll do great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968525
>Demon seduces and marries a dimwitted man
>the daughter inherits her father's smarts
>the mom has to help her write her contract and explain several times how to present it and not say something dumb that would make the guy choose not to sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968355
What would happen if I pulled on a cheshire's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968558
She'd disappear. It's a defense mechanism they can't control

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968558
It pops off and she demands you compensate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968553
>mother demon teaches her daughter how to be sneaky with her contract signing
>hours of teaching is made worthless when daughter follows dumb anon's advice in "Just ask haha"
>dumb dad's advice actually works

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968518
too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968452
Cute half-dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968582
Do I at least get to keep it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968727
is it gatcha or vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968727
I'd help her make more dragonborns

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968738
Gacha.
And unless something new happened she's just a gote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968298
>>40968333
World Guide III mentions casinos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968761
Yeah, I think she is. But she doesn't have the eyes or the tail, and her horns don't look like a goats.

Kinda lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968738
Gacha, naturally. The game itself is basically a Breath of the Wild clone.
>>40968761
>>40968772
She's half-qilin. Qilins are a kind of dragon in Chinese mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968772
>kinda lame
literally no good gacha character exists, what did you expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968780
The characters may be kinda shit, but the designs tend to be top tier. Kinda need to be to attract whales to dump thousands of dollars into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968792
even the designs as a whole are rarely anything remotely interesting. i can rarely see anything but generic anime girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968772
Its genshin, they don't really do inhuman traits on a noticeable scale, just animal ears and maybe a tail.
Their fox girl doesn't even have a tail.

>>40968778
Except in Genshin they're just divine beasts that can be animals such as deer or storks.
She's probably a gote type to fit with the Coco-Goat joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968800
>Their fox girl doesn't even have a tail.
That is incredibly shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968800
>Their fox girl doesn't even have a tail.
Pink fox is cute, too bad she's a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968736
Yes but it has a mind of it's own and will try to wrap itself around your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968824
>too bad she's a slut.
she is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968800
>>40968819
>>40968824
She does have tails, she just hides them most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968859
Then what is the point?
Its like FGO saying Sheba has a tail but nothing else, not even her character model showing it.

[Anonymous No.]

I need me a Secretary Oni with huge muscles and a big bust.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls deserve cute outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969174
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Join her, make her… whole

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to post pink gacha foxes, at least post the superior one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969216
That's not a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969174
Strong monsters deserve to be crammed in dresses no matter how embarrassed they get

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969174
cute outfits>>lewd outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969224
Silly Anon.
Thats not a fox though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969174
Indeed, they deserve only the finest silks and kevlar, for the very active monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969242
Exactly. They'll love it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969252
I want to dress a nearly nude Succubus in cutesy and modest clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969231
You are right, shog is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969275
What's with the long monkey arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969174
Does she make her own clothes though.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969381
They are called paws anon, big and meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969332
lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969413
Hm, yes.
Third for the bedroom, fourth for dates, fifth for casual outings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969406
I'm talking about the forearms being twice the length of the upper arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969487
They look fine to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969381
>>40969487
>>40969516
I see thzt she has large paws and large forearms which makes it seems like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969224
>>40969261
This is a fox though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969637
a fox that got into my tomato farm
gonna hit her with a rolled up newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969637
Sorry anon but she's a rock

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969662
mighty fine choco hebi you have there fren

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, consider a genki hebi.
She's clingy but without seeming creepy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969696
She is a lot of fun to be around, as long as you're hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>love lamias and arachne
>my biggest fetishes are facesitting and feet
Why would God do this to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969716
>Has a big smile around hubby
>Has a big smile around other girls that is a bit tighter in the corners of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40966476
Unless I've forgotten a massive piece of lore, I think its plausible that monster species not specified as having one gender like Harpies/Lamias/Succubi could have been functioning species with both genders. KC's statement doesn't actually preclude this, just sets a precedent for male monsters raping human women as fairly common occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I resist a bunyip's cuddle taunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969736
>whispers the sharpest, meanest threats to those WHORES that have the gall to speak to hubby
>all with the trade mark genki smile so hubby doesn't catch on
truly a perfect predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969742
You don't, you fuckin dweeb
All you can do is swan dive into the fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969788
Well, looks like I'm groping some tum tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969788
now thats how i like my monsters, with gropable tummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969788
Yes times 1000, Think about a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969788
Ah yes, the rare chesh-yip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969662
Heyyyy wait a minute! That's just a lamia!

[Anonymous No.]

Maids of unusual varieties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970168
my what lovely claws you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970168
>keep finding feathers in your underwear drawer
very suspicious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969696
a genki hebi doing her best to cheer her hubby up no matter how sad he is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40967588
>>40967615
Going hard into magic research just to develop some method of letting a third-party cast magic through you as a medium just to make Runya smile sounds like the cheesiest romance story bullshit possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970203
even if she has to do a silly dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970279
The secretly sad genki hebi: breaking down inside and out

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969788
planet fitness claims another poor victim

[Anonymous No.]

We need a monster that can control time so we can get alternate-timeline-jobs from the time monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970307
nooo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970323
embrace moth

[Anonymous No.]

get succ'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970501
I only get succ'd by succa dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965181
she big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970508
>get abducted for couch coop halo laso runs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970501
she pretty
you sure that aint a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970279
of course, hebi showing her silly side to her beloved hubby means she tries trust him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970546
>hebi silly side
this is goin on montube!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965923
What exactly is the Bicorn's act?
All I see is a Bound up and incredibly horny alp on her back and a pair of candles in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

Male Idols/BoybandsxMonstergirls who're still single.

Good thing, or no as it is a recipe for disaster?

[Anonymous No.]

ded
choose your smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971005
I can practically see the wiggling eyebrows up top

[Anonymous No.]

>>40970279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbsiZQganXc

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971029
>wiggle wiggle
>https://youtu.be/oPp2mIv4CyA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971005
Sandworm smug is the greatest of all smugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969406
First off, how the fuck is this image allowed on a blue board, lewd..
Second, that paw belongs to someone at least 12' tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>40968863
IIRC her artists refuses to do more, so unless another artis comes with an overhaul we aint seeing a tail

[Anonymous No.]

I still wanna sniff danuki breath

[Anonymous No.]

I also wanna sniff danuki breath in the presence of the shirohebi that's been stalking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971193
But why

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971005
I want a monster who is smug even though even she doesn't have a clue what she's smug about.

[Anonymous No.]

the summer is leaving us
dont let the heat die out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971311
How about you make way for a monster that's built for keeping warm in the cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971311
Beast really needs to update this bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971311
I also would passionately sniff salamander breath

>>40971363
Not yeti breath though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971311
The summer can fuck off, its been way too hot lately.
Give me winter, give me blankets.
Give me monster hag cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hot, slimy, salamander tongue in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>Hot, steamy, spicy, salamander breath invading your nostrils

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969231
That Shog looks like a Banshee in the thumbnail, and in this one the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969413
I want to prank succs in public by pulling sweaters over them

[Anonymous No.]

Evil women are all weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

kot (evil)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971793
>>40971684
You know what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971820
Cats are already weak to anal so would an evil cat cum the instant you put it in her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971902
I guess so, it would make it really to shutdown the local evil jot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40965853
>massive masochist
>managed to make a passive healing spell so you can take endless beating
>automaton wife made to be a elite fighter
>padded room so she can be violent during sex
>half the time her fighting instincts kick in as she sees you as a enemy the moment she gets wet...
>SSSHITSTORM
>+parry
>+disrespect
>+disrespect
>+interruption
>+fistfull of dollar
>+fistfull of dollar
>+fistfull of dollar
>+ultrarichoshot x4
>+headshot combo x8
>+interruption
>+quickdraw
>+overkill
>slam kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>40971902 #
I guess so, it would make it really easy to shutdown the local evil kot

[Anonymous No.]

Bully Vampires at every opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck, i love salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972419
I wanna get a lucky crit on a salamander and defeat her near instantly despite being under leveled.
Is it possible to crit while cuming inside a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972474
if you do, she gets doubly pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972509
So that's how twin salamanders are made

[Anonymous No.]

>Salamander giving your face a tongue bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972588
I'd rather she'd give my dick a tongue bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972594
Before or after the facial tongue bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972603
After, duh. Don't want my whole face covered in my own cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972623
It will happen sooner or later

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972623
Don't need to worry about it if you do it the other way around. Your seed isn't staying in her mouth longer than it takes for her to savor its taste and swallow

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what holstaur martial arts look like?
https://twitter.com/boko877/status/1267698882747576320

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972727
H-hayai! Cows can't move that fast, can they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972779
the paizuri is happening before you can even blink

[Anonymous No.]

good afternoon thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972801
O wise frog of the swamp, what is your wisdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972806
>drink Wonderland Dartfrog Girl venom lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>40972801
very sit-on-able legs

[Anonymous No.]

this is how wonderland will sound like to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973125
i've lived in england for one half of my life and scotland for the other. ill be fine. just glad i didnt pick up the local accents

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973125
imagine meeting a cheshire and she speaks like axl low

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973247
If only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973265
Still gonna bang that kot, i will figure a way to translate it in French later

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973219
>>40973265
i would be up shit creek in wonderland. I would be so confused that I would most likely revert to my second language in frustration

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973265
>GOOD A TOIM AS ANY
>SICKUW STOHHM

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to also feed your monster girl normal food, only feeding them cum can make them addicted to it very quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973301
Thank you for the reminder. Thats the last thing I'd want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973301
also makes her extra skinny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973322
>"skinny" monster girl
>Still perfect hourglass shaped but with only D-cups instead of G-cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973301
I'm on a strict diet of nothing but my wife's milk and pussy juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973339
and that is a shame, shes flat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627

[Anonymous No.]

Why does a lich need so much power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973381
to lose her virginity after 90000 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973381
everybody needs a hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973381
She has to stay motivated somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hellhounds so stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if you were sold by your parents into sexual slavery and an old monster took you as her slave
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973459
that's what they want you to think

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
i'm pretty easy going so i'd roll with it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973549
rana! is CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973390
Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
>>40973483
>Greenworm
She somehow got old without papping, or "old" means she's about to pap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973554
greenworms pap with a man so I assume she hasnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973568
They do eventually pap by themselves. She can forego papping if her husband prefers her that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
Rolled an Alp, kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973381
because anon keeps using Royal Guard to block all of her advances

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969406
>>40971133

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973501
you know not alot goes on in their heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
>an old Apophis
I'd be begging to be her slave, if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>40969955
I bet that foot is soft and sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
>Cursed Sword
I think I'm in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973687
would you go with the elegant and fancy rapier, the tradtional, and humble katana, or the big fat zweihander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973706
>big fat zweihander
Is it a compliment or an insult if I call her huge and heavy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973706
Zweihander, so she can be BEEG.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973715
i think a better insult woudl be to call her a parade sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
>water succubus
Ehhh, not my first choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
>Minotaur
Man, she really getting a slave just so she doesn't have to milk herself, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973847
yeah mostly likely after a certain age, I think minos get softer, bigger tits and hips, as well as lactate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
>succubus
I want to break free. There are so many good monster girls and I just got the regular girl. It's not even a good one like lilim, probably just some monsterized human woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40963458
What makes so attractive?
I could easily say no to all the other monsters except elves..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973483
>Ignis
Helping my parents and getting a spicy CC mistress/owner/wife sounds like the best deal ever.
Though probably I'd be the one to suggest something like that to my parents in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973638
I would sniff bicorn breath

>GAGTG

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973903
possibly the least interesting design ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973949
Yet unresistable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973996
know your worth anon

[Anonymous No.]

How do I defeat ahtal-ka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973967
That kiki looks evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>40956627

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone already questions the posh british/cockney accents regarding wonderland.
but imagine the south london youth accent.

Or worse what if wonderland just wasn't british
like you go to wonderland. and everyone just has american accents like it was a disney moive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974138
Looks like your typical batshit insane yandere kiki that will keep adding funny things to your food and turn any girl that even looks at you into mindless zombie servants

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974152
jamaican accent cheshire please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974152
>Valley Girl Cheshire Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974163
Oh sweet a cute zombie to fuck so I can let kiki rest after she spent all day cooking and cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973888
>Christmas cake lilim gets shota slave
Something's wrong, I can feel it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973888
>not appreciating succubi
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974068
Well the brightly-colored bits are usually weakspots so start with those big pink ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974201
She's not yandere when it comes to who you screw. She's yandere when it comes to who's your meido. Only she will ever be allowed to clean your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974270
I have to actively remind myself that I don't want a lot of girls because between appealing art and variants we know exist like the many baphomets, sabbaths, and lilims like the alice lilim it becomes very hard to justify not just marrying the first monster girl to make eye contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974253
Sounds like the start of a hentai

[Anonymous No.]

Made for marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974175
jamaican me crazy

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares about monster girls or cooming
Know why i want the portals opening? Demon realm silver
Imagine the possibilities
No more airsoft, straight up military simulation but when you shoot someone they cum rather than die
Medieval fight reenactments but you can actually slam a real mace on someone's head and they just blast their pants and fall down
Demon realm silver is the future of violent but harmless reenactment/ military simulation games and i'm all for it, you can keep the pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974441
>t. Future Alp

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974463
I'm not into men but if the option is marry or fagify yourself i guess i'll look for an Automaton
Cold robotic personality (not 24/7 horny or clingy) and she herself is a gun/ weapon which makes for a good companion

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974492
>Of course you can, even need! And it will be better to hug!

>>40974503
>Lie on my knees, sweet, and ask everything you are interested in

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974548
Mantis seems like a good option for you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>40973125
Most of the taco kot I learned was in brothels, so I'm sure it'll work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974441
i do care more about monster girls, but demon silver is the tits. love that shit. lets you keep all the cool fantasy stuff without all that hurting people stuff. blowing stuff up and shooting things is fun, even more so if no one gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974588
why not just cursed gun or something? seems good for the man

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974821
You can have both.
Demon silver tournaments, and a Salamander wife to cool you off between bouts when the effects get to be too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40974867
i want neither of those things, but its a nice idea