Monster Girl Thread

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>>45248774
What if I nicely ask them to get out of my head?

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>>45248831
They won't be enough men, an hazmat suit can be cut through, the police won't be affected. We are going loud

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I was watching sierra and cody videos and it makes me wonder what monster girl would sierra be since she gives me monster girl vibes.

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>>45248787
An alchemists' potion shop/drug store has more than recreational and medicinal drugs, anon. She used to work for the Adventurers' guild, you know? Knowing how to make Liquid Luck or potions of Giant Strength came with her job description. But, some of the stronger brews have specific ingredients, and she's willing to waive a large portion of the price if you can fetch her those ingredients. Like spines of a virgin Manticore, and similarly dangerous things.
>Accept sidequest? (Yes [free] / No [1 bajillion gold])

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Alps are gay
That is all

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>>45248913
Seems like just a strange matchmaking service, also I only inject/smoke/eat what I create or grow. Mamonos always spikes consumables

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>>45248915
I just find it funny people are more willing to fuck succubi that used to be men than succubi that used to be women

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There will be fluff
And you're gonna drown in it
DROWN IN IT

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>>45249007
Men make better women than women, not that hard to figure out.

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>>45249011
I'll be drowning in her soft thighs and tits instead, thank you very much

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>>45249007
>Former human succ losing her damn mind over alps getting picked up in bars and anons giving her dirty looks

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>>45249007
i'm not into it but i think the appeal is to turn him/her/whatever into a proper woman in mind and body through good old dicking. the cant beat cock thing you also find in rape/mindbreak/sexual corruption. just more degenerate.

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>>45249007
50% of this thread is more into hating human women than monster girls.

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>>45248876
what are you anon, a coward? it's just a couple of jubed monsters you can handle them, get in there

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What succu girl would you go for when the portals open?
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
get five. Each one offers a descending discount from 50%. Any take your fancy?

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>>45249346
i am not into sluts so i won't "go for" any whore, monster or not, not even as a roleplay thing
also tired of so many posts of this slot machine website. it was interesting the first time but by now the novelty of randomness is gone

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>>45249346
but there's no succu filter in the slot...

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>>45249397
The novelty was gone years ago and the posts were told to fuck off like the ranking charts.

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How do I stop and/or escape Krampus?

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>>45249574
i suggest a proper warming before physical exercise. seek your local fire mm for more details.

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>>45249007
>be Anon
>Portals!
>Succubus wants to Succ u on the bus
>pretty gud BJ skillz
>wait, aren't MGE mamonons all supposed to be pure-virgins?
>Ohshit!
>she's definitely had a lot of practice
>
What's the worst answer:
> - an ex-3D LesserSucc slut?
> - an ex-faggot Alp Succ?

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>>45249574
You can stun lock most monsters long enough to eacape with a kiss

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>>45249574
Tell her your religion doesn't believe in Xmas.
Get a Houri or Djinn, a Danuki, or a Zipangese shrine-maiden mamono.

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>>45249796
Worst is your DarkMage is just an unmonsterized 3D who found a big hat.

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>>45249574
A cross, some holy water, a bible. Maybe a knife?

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>>45249346
>gremlin
>kunoichi
>lilim
>pyrow
>arch imp

I don't know what the original cost is for the first one rolled. But of these rolled, I'm more partial to arch imp and lilim.

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Goddamn hellhounds
Constantly humping my legs
Can't take two steps out of the house without at least one tackling me
I JUST want to go to the store! Can I please go to the store?!

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>>45250558
No way pale man.

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seems legit

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>>45251175
>Anon thinks to himself after seeing 95% off as long as he sign the extended warranty contract

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Give me whitehorn now please

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>>45251581
Plate!

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succubus is a mosnter

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>>45251606
hunting rabbits and bunnies

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confess

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>this place is for (You) anon

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>>45251702
I think alps are kinda cute.

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>>45251702
I hate that I find 2d pictures of make-believe monster girls attractive. I wish that this stuff repulsed me, so I could stop wasting so much time, energy, cum, and money on meaningless drawings.

Sorry for being a downer.

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>Be in order city
>Monster army on the move
>Told we need to evacuate
>Order already has the caravans ready
>Pack my stuff up and get in back of caravan
>Convoy departs city only a day before monsters arrive
>Can't wait to get to Purityville and start a new life away from those horrible monsters
>Scenery seems to be getting kind of dark and purple though


Meanwhile

>Chesh and leanan sidhe accomplice finally get a chance to rest
>They've been teleporting all around the roads deep in order territory
>Stopping by every sign post and junction
>Carrying a can of paint and some new signs
>Making some 'adjustments' along the way
>Hopefully the convoy doesn't mind taking a short (few hundred miles) detour before it reaches purityville
>Though it may be stopping in Hagville for longer than intended

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>>45252023
>Chesh pranks the entire order logistical network
>Literallly just goes around spinning signs
>So many soldiers taking the wrong turn at !alberqueue
>Unmarried men literally walking straight into monster villages asking where the church is

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>>45252023
How is Hagville not pure when they have so many virgins?

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good morning the wurm your honor!

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>>45252023
>Chesh disguises herself as a shipwright
>Gets a vessel from the order navy
>'Fixes' it so it definitely won't sink right above the undersea kraken ravine
>Waves goodbye to the ship with a shit-eating grin on her face
>Turns to reveal her ACMere Paper mache kit she used to fix the hull
Ain't she a stinker?

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>>45252166
Za hando!

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Hentai Monstrum.

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>>45252394
Unrivaled Sex Appeal

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>>45252394

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>>45252394
Tits too small. Needs correction.

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>>45249032
They know what she did.

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>>45252196
no, she's a sinker. cause she sunk the ship. get it?

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>>45252540
>When your waifu hits archangel tier
Be not afraid, she will ensure there are no pickles upon thy burger

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>>45252540
i read somewhere that angels have multiple mouths so that even when alone they can sing praise to the Lord in a chorus.
mow imagine getting a blowjob, kiss on the mouth, and soft nothings whispered into both your ears, all by the same one archangel who's also currently on the phone ordering pizza delivery, and on another phone planning the wedding. i dont know how the logistics of this work i just know that high level monster girls are dangerous and even half of what i described above is enough to make me instalose

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>>45252597
i like when ms shog does a barbershop quartet by herself

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>>45252597
Are angels just high order slimes? Shogs and queen slimes could both do this easily.

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>>45252651
Well angels are eldritch beings so possibly.

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Mice sleepy

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Old Krampus, from the before-time in the long-long-ago

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>>45252651
high level slimes are unexplored

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>>45252597
those are the higher rungs of angle ot be exact I think either thrones or cherubs

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>>45249007
Then why do women act so fucking gay?

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Got the foxoplasmosis vaccine
I am now immune to foxes

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>>45252879
The mofu will just evolve.

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>>45252879
No man is immune to fluff.

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>>45252879
>traded his general resistances for max fox defence and dumped his danuki defence
The nuki ass is coming.

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i only care for big dumb monsters

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>>45252965
Acceptable if she has a big bush

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Man fuck you Poseidon I will get out of my imprisonment eventually just you wait, and when that day happens nothing will be able to stop the abyss’s reign, Hahahahaha!

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>>45252989

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>>45253125
she is neither big nor dumb

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Why does zombie's husband keep buying bath salts? To keep her preserved.

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>>45253183
Let her rot and get a skeleton instead.

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>>45253142
kots' disdain for panties is commendable

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>>45253204
If you put collars or stuff like that on some IRL cats they'll try to take it off immediately

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>>45253263
my cat wife makes me wear the collar.

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>>45253263
they also get mad when you tickle their tummy. but I WILL tickle kots and fox tummies when the time will come.

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Call a hellhound a bad girl repeatedly

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>>45253340
spank an hellhound bad girl repeatedly

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Do you want your wife to act and look exactly like their entry says, or would you prefer if they had a mix of their own personality and species traits?

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>>45253340
condition your human to give you headpats as many times a day as possible.
if he doesn't give you headpats, make a really cute and pitiable face.
if he still doesn't, start whining and hugging him
if he still doesn't, rape him.

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>>45251702
I don't like alps but maybe for different reasons than the typical ones.

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clumsy science.

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Do hellhounds have a certain way of speaking or an accent?

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>>45253464
They speak like they come from a certain low-income housing area.

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>>45253386
I want her to be her own individual, of course. It'd be weird if they were all the same, and the way the denotative and connotative readings of the encyclopedia entries work it doesn't even make sense to have a straight profile girl since KC isn't playing things straight.

The flexibility not having to follow the profiles strictly (or really at all) without straying from canon is also nice. For example, when I imagine a demon wife I tone down the "let mommy spoil you" bits until I basically have a blue succ because the profile as written isn't that appealing to me, but there's lots of potential.

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>>45253386
Monsters are total dorks and I can see them overexaggerating all the shit they get up to when they're getting interviewed for the encyclopedia.

>Hellhound bragging about how she dominates the fuck out of her husband every single night
>makes him wear collars in public
>never been tamed
>super stronk ultimate femdom girl
>is actually just a switch who loves and respects her husband so much it hurts
>sometimes she likes to be on top, riding her husband until he passes out after his nineteenth orgasm because she's pinched his nose shut and she's kissing him as deeply and forcefully as she possibly can
>other times she wants her husband to push her onto her knees, rub her head, call her a good girl and spend hours sucking him off while he plays video games waiting for him to give her permission to touch herself
>sometimes she likes to tease him and be teased by him until they both attack each other spending hours switching between riding, wall-fucking and any other style they want in their intimate frenzy

It's more fun if they're individuals.

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>>45253464
I don't know really.
Their closest monsters attitude-wise would be amazons and manticores.
Both of them have very distinct personalities and ways of speaking - Manticores being cunning, intelligent sadists and amazons being snu-snu morons
Hellhounds though aren't ever mentioned being dumb like kobolds, but I also can't imagine them being super intelligent.
I imagine they are cocky, confident and very competitive. I guess that means they'd talk like tomboys maybe?

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>>45253386
I like to imagine the entrys as templates to build your wife off of.
Nearly all monsters of a species will exhibit their key traits, and only a very very small number will be completely different (quiet and timid hound, stupid haku etc.)
The rest have their traits to a certain extent, and then some other things completely unique to them.
Nearly all hellhounds will be aggresive - some will be hyper rape machines, and others are just kind of domineering. In that same group of hellhounds, some will be smarter, some might be more selfish, some might be more possesive etc.

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Imagine waking up in the house of a Latina wock

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>>45253480
>let mommy spoil you
I think this is mostly thread canon. I have no issues with it at all, but the encyclopedia entry only mentions that they like to cook and spoil their husbands. The cooking isn't mommy-domme in and of itself, and every species spoils their husbands. Just feels like an extreme interpretation.

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>>45253567
>get dommy mommy
>goes full misery on your ass
Get monkey pawed.

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>>45253567
>Just feels like an extreme interpretation
Of a literal extremist monster? Makes sense to me. I think there's plenty of connotation to support that, too.
>Deep love and *over-protectiveness* is the reason they always want to keep their men near them.
>They are worried about humans because they are so weak and they want to place them under their protection.
It doesn't explicitly say that they're going to dress you and call you mommy's good boy, but it's not like the interpretation sprang out of nowhere. Not by a long shot.

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>>45253655
>going to dress you and call you mommy's good boy
>does not wear clothes
>dresses me instead

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>>45253655
By those examples, a hellhound would be an even bigger dommy mommy. Or dragons. Yet they don't have that interpretation.
And I'm the biggest demon fag here and just don't see it. People just seem hung up on the cooking line.

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>>45253687
>And I'm the biggest demon fag here

Hey I thought that was me.

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>>45253719
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
just kidding, plenty of demon love to go around

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>>45251702
i lust for angels

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>>45251702
I think the sabbath should be nuked

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>>45253687
>a hellhound would be an even bigger dommy mommy.
They actually are kinda portrayed that way when someone actually feels like following the profile. Thread canon latched onto the vibe the image gave off before the translation was available so they're often femdom monsters despite the text. That's us being retarded/having fun more than anything.

>dragons
Go from lording over you to being your bitch. Not the same dynamic.

>just don't see it. People just seem hung up on the cooking line.
I posted a few lines that would amplify the importance of that, but there's room to disagree. That's part of the beauty of it.

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>>45253386
usually a fair bit different. a good 50% the same. hellhound is dominant. manticore is sadistic, etc. i do ocassionally like the idea of a very optimistic and giggly banshee.

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>temporarily embarrassed dragon whore
>just needs to get back on her feet after the last raid on her hoard

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>>45253386
Their profile doesn't delve too much into their personality so either way I just kinda make it up as I go

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>>45253815
>"I only has 3 524 531 gold prices now, how will I ever get by?"
>"I only make like 5 gold per year"
>"Oh that's good. Say handsome, why don't you spend that gold on me and help a poor girl out"
>She never specified how long you would pay her for
>It's been 50 years and you're starting to feel something is afoot.

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>abandoned mansion
>it belongs to a wight
>she is constantly sleeping (or pretending to) so that she looks dead
>keeps hoping that someone will try to kiss her to fulfill her sleeping beauty fantasies
>all the intruders just loot something and disappear
>she is getting pretty annoyed at this point
>no one tries to kiss the totally """defenseless""", "dead" yet perfectly preserved beautiful maiden
>no one tries to engage in a bit of necrophilia
>not even trying to cop a feel
>at this point anything that can be carried off has been looted

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WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS

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>>45253829
which monster do you mean?

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>>45253899
I'm gonna break in to the mansion and start rebuilding it from the ground up. I want to see how long she can pretend to sleep before I finish. If she can hold out until the rebuild is complete, I'll go give her a true love's kiss. I don't mean a kiss. I'm going to eat her out.

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>>45253899
Has she tried leaving a titty out? It's so fucked up, but someone might at least jerk off on her.

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>>45253949
fall asleep in her bed, but dont touch her.

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>Vampire whose paternal grandmother is a danuki

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>>45253464
Wankandan American Vernacular, a mixture of inner city slang, hillbilly and boston accents.

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>>45253976
Maybe I'll turn her into a local tourist attraction as well. I'm sure the local Undead nobility would love to see the eternally sleeping woman I have in my mansion. Just have to make sure when I'm throwing my sweat rags onto the table that they don't land on her. Definitely wouldn't want that.

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>>45253464
Can I get a yakuza hellhound with an intimidating japanese accent?

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>>45253931
Yeti sherpa leading men into the cold mountains until they’re dependent on her cuddles

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>>45251702
I saw a picture of a hyperpreg hellhound and I liked it.

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Facefucking a bratty cheshire after she tried to pull her "skibidi Ohio rizz" spouting annoying young person slang on you

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>>45254096
>Sherpa
They literally asked for it. Imagine men paying you to marry them, isn't that wild?

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>>45254065
>Hellhound with a shinai
>Always makes a point of shoving it between her paws in an o-shape when she sees you
scary

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>>45253899
I imagine her pouting in a kiss position with her arms out while still pretending to be asleep as anon rummages through her panty drawer

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>>45254148
The playboy mansion sunk?

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dragon jiangshi
imagine her trying to do her long winded speech while jumping slowly towards you

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>>45254150
>wight plays ice hockey for first time

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I'm going to be a total tsundere when my Bicorn wife starts her harem-building. I definitely don't want to marry that cute university student Anubis we met at the local coffee shop! I absolutely do NOT want to marry that adorable Troll that runs the local donut shop! I can think of a million things I'd rather do than marry that beautiful Demon office lady who lives next door! I would rather die than marry that charming Centaur we've been going hiking with lately! I hate harems and I definitely do not want to watch my Bicorn wife tie up her sister wives and tease them while telling them exactly what she wants them to do with me! I absolutely refuse to be held from behind by my Bicorn wife while I have sex with her sister wives as she teases me about all the daughters they're going to give me all while ordering them about!

She will never break my will. I will remain in a monogamous marriage with my Bicorn wife no matter what!

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I wish to be a dragons "snack"

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>>45254259
We don't kinkshame here but that's pretty weird.

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>>45254126
>the sherpa contract says they’ll only carry luggage
>the fine print adds that their bodies count as luggage
>another man princess carried to the Yeti temple deep in the Himalayas

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I want to be a westener like William Adams who washes up on the shores of zipangu only to rise to the rank of advisor to the mighty shogun ryu - teaching her how to do westerner things like making pizza.

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>>45254150
hearing a wight swear is something i need. all graceful and powerful, her perfectly tailored dress flowing in the cold, grave winds, only for her to trip over a zombie lying on the floor, yelling 'FUCK ME SIDEWAYS-'. her accent goes from posh to not in an instant.

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>>45254171
She's too stiff to fly but she can jump and do a slow gliding descent like a chicken. Moves like liquid when she's been limbered up

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>>45253932
Kejourou. Unsurprisingly, the entry is mostly about their hair. I do quite like what's there; about gifting a lock of hair and the last sentence.

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>>45254380
shes also very meaty. as all good jiangshis be

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>>45254359
Unrelated but I remember reading a Meiji period journal categorizing different types of European travellers in Japan and their habits and laughing out loud at Italians being categorized as "loud" and "talking a lot"

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>>45254400
do her tits soften as she destiffens?

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>>45254409
im a bong myself, so id probably just be happy to sample zipangu cuisine if I ended up ashore there.
That's a decent question though.
If (you) were portalled onto the shores of zipangu right this second with no preperation, what would you do?
Would you try to rise the ranks to the noble houses, or would you settle down with some farmer oni?
Would you try to become a lord and get an ochi musha retainer, or perhaps you would use your earth knowledge to strike a deal with a danuki?
How would you deal with being a complete pale-skinned foreigner with no knowledge of their language?

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>>45254431
Probably rape a monster or something I dunno

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>>45254431
honestly id just try to live a quiet life. id rather not draw too much attention to myself. maybe see if a monster will take me in. try learn the language, etc. id also want to learn magic so i can go set some sealed ancient evil free.

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>>45254409
>EY SALVATORE LOOK AT A THIS!
>WHATTA IS IT, VITO?
>LOOK AT A THIS CAT! SHE'S A JUST LIKE WHAT WE HAVE BACK A HOME A!
>CIAO BELLA!
>K-konichi-wa...
>O AMORE, I'M A MAKE HER MY WIFE IF SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A GOOD PASTA
>Nyani sore?
>A PASTA BELLA CAT!
>Wakarimasta, ramen dayo, ramen!
>SHE'S A SPEAK ALL FUNNY BUT I LOVE HER, VITO!

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>>45254431
go find the tallest oni in zipangu only to be disappointed that she's barely 6 feet tall.

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>>45254431
Go to the mountains, find something ferocious and smack her ass, then see what she does.

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>>45254431
Rise to the mighty position of shogun's husband

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For scientific purposes, it must be discussed.
Which monstergirl species are the best at giving footjobs?

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>>45254481
The Pharaoh

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>>45254481
cait sith because the paws aren't big and unwieldy but still exotic and not literal feet.

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I want to drink hellhound sweat

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>>45254431
>Wash up on zipangu shores
>Stick out like a sore thumb amongst the native zipangu huamns
>Different hair colour, much taller, different language
>Zipanguese monsters all too timid to try anything

guess i'll just enjoy the attention I guess

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>>45254493
I bet that chest fluff smells heavenly.

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>>45254481
Harpies and their sub-species.

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>>45254421
no those, ass, and the pussy are always the softest parts of any jiangshi

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>>45254431
>Bong
>Try to make bong food
>Instantly get sent to ushis for cooking correction

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>>45254513
Why would you choose cold talons over warm and soft paws.

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>>45254431
attempt to create the bike
and be a traveling merchant
or just be a zipanguclown

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>>45254494

You should go to the mountains.

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>>45254541
still would be tiny, a mere 5'11"

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>>45254431
Go find an ushi and try to ride her like a horse

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>>45254431
>Find ochi musha
>Sexo ochi musha
>Use my foreigner charm to leverage an estate out of shogun
>Build connections with extremists and sealed foxes
>Don't sexo foxes
>Coup shogun with help from my loyal swordmaster retainer
>Sexo shogun
>Turn zipangu into extremist and expansionist country
>Zipangu monsters for everyone

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>>45254523
>brings a sausage roll into a city
>immediately sent to prison
>therapy monsters dispatched
>flayer correction begins

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>>45254596
>gang of angry and loud ogres storm into flayer prison to free their new messiah

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>>45254596
>The flayers just insert new recipes into his mind and erase the less desirable ones.

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>>45254585
Mommy--I mean father, forgive me, for I am about to sin...

>>45254593
Finally a war I can get behind.

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>Ushi finds some injured foreigner washed up on the shores of Zipangu
>Jackpot.jpg
>He's so malnourished and beat up that she figures she's liable to kill him with a good lay
>Bring him back to the cave
>Slowly nurse him back to 'fighting strength'
>Even learns how to cook because he doesn't find raw meat very palatable
>When the time comes he doesn't even have fight back?

Foreigners are weird.

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>>45254712
Ah, that is Stakku Hommu Syndrome. Also known as "Easy Husband Syndrome." Very simple to induce when they're caught weak.

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>>45254734
I only care for yordles and their fae little bodies tempting men into damnation and too much peppiness.

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>>45254431
I'd like to say I'd try to learn the language, get a job and live a quiet life. But more likely, I'd panic, wander around a lot and probably collapse from exhaustion.

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>>45254746
oh shit. i need a doctor.

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>>45248855
18 naked cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, soft, heaving tits wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowgirls wanting to be fucked!
Cowgirls in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck anon cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!

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Mamono doujins must be weird.
"Sad, lonely loser spends an entire day jacking off to weird porn"
"World's biggest pervert claims he'll rape innocent girls, but he got raped by a single slime instead?!"
"A human boy gets rejected 168 hours before the portals open, gets depressed and gives up on taking care of his surroundings"
"A bicorn's work is never done ~ Story about gathering 100 lovers for your husband"
"Fierce battles that end in even fiercer sex - vol VI"
"Gentle, loving, week-long hand-on-paw-holding sex with absolute consent"
"Finding men in the wild - How to catch so called hikers, campers, mountain climbers and survivalists"

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>>45254849
Imagine being a hiker just wanting to enjoy the tranquility of nature but you just get catcalled by every single plant and insect girl the entire time.

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>>45254387
>be Anon
>Kej waifu
>Anon going off to work
>she cuts off a lock of her hair and twists it into a small bracelet
>that wont fit on Anon's wrist
>she reaches into Anon's jeans and slides it over his cock
>Kej hair starts moving in slow waves
>
>Anon arrives home after being edge jacked all day...

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>>45254920
So this is what she's up to since she got out...

[Anonymous No.]

I need an adult.

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>>45254431
try and be an artist
gonna be real poor but at least the people with be nice to me

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>>45254860
>"Hey there, big boy. You want some--WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT DEET?! HIKE LIKE A MAN, PUSSY!"
>"Heheh, I'll give him some pussy. You like nectar, hun?"
>"Did someone say nectarrrrrrr?"
>Put in the headphones you'd hoped you wouldn't have to ise
>Max out the volume
>Just like waiting for the bus...

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>>45254951
The mighty shogun needs a court artist to capture her splendor.
Yes, even if your scribbles are awful, she will find them beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45249796
All monstergirls are masters of the bedroom arts by instinct without needing practice.

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>>45254974
The setting couldn't work without some important changes if they weren't. Imagine getting seduced and then having awkward, barely pleasurable virgin sex. Their teeth might even clink with yours when you kiss.

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>>45254593
W-what happens to those POW taken by the zipangu army?

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>>45254995
coolio

[Anonymous No.]

The leprechaun crackhead has really been sitting here all day posting furshit and random chink gacha sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45255032
When you're both unemployed and mentally ill you can find a great deal of time to pursue your monomania

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>>45255006
made to work in butler cafes until a danuki buys them

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>>45255039

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And naturally you can't forget his fixation on Gay Whore Reviewers, featuring his two most favourite things.

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>>45255032
>>45255070
inb4 "s-seethe ;_;"

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>>45255096

[Anonymous No.]

Schizo hours?

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>45255118
Why are you obsessed with homosexuality and literal prostitutes, furcuck?

[Anonymous No.]

I like birds.

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[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to clap that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45255149
Birds like you. Wholesome, loving, warm, and soft birds! Fantastic singers too.

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>>45254926
>Acquainted with a Kej
>Invites you over
>Have a nice meal together
>But the fragrance from her hair is affecting you
>Slowly feel more and more aroused
>She doesn't say anything or seems to notice
>Eventually it's too unbearable
>Excuse yourself and leave
>Jerk off in her bathroom
>But before you can clean up she enters the room, her silky locks rushing toward you
>"Helping you" clean up by collecting it and absorbing it into her hair
>She shivers in delight as that happens
>Gives you a little smirk as she leaves, not saying anything.

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>>45255160
Singing birds!

[Anonymous No.]

Good goat will lead the way.

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[Anonymous No.]

Colorful.

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>>45249796
You should hold less hatred in your heart.

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>>45255134
Yeah these threads have been kind of shitty for the last couple of months.

[Anonymous No.]

>continues mindless image dumping
His lostboy.exe asset flip not getting any attention must have broken his schizo brain even further. Impressive that he could get even more mentally ill than he already was.

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>>45255197
It's okay. Good goat has a plan to finish it off.

[Anonymous No.]

who you calling mindless?

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>>45255202
There were as many of my own assets as the mge game has.

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>>45254953
>Hey there, big boy. You want some--WHAT THE FUCK, IS THAT DEET?!
kek'd

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>>45255160
The relaxing experience of watching a bird attempting nesting behavior in the crook of your arm!

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>>45255167
chick-a-dee-dee-dee!

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>>45255140
Meido-Birb is the only non-whore in ISR.

Otoh, Twink-Angelboy is way too close to being a F*ta-Alp to be straight.

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>>45255202
Yeah, it's clearly just an attempt to fill the thread up.
Oh well, here's hoping for some greentexts.

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>>45255216
>Gee Arboc, what are we going to do tonight?
>Same thing we do every night, Anon. Try and overthrow the Pharaoh!

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>>45255202
He has these episodes this one is a lighter, more tame one. You know he's really pissed off, when completely ignored so the gorespam starts.

[Anonymous No.]

So how are the first time authors doing for the contest? No pressure cause there's still plenty of time and the last time everyone submitted their entries in the final week.

[Anonymous No.]

There's no contradiction between being a proud people and being a race of exhibitionists. If you're proud of your beauty then flaunt your beauty.

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>>45255262
if they're so advanced why do they keep bathing in public rivers? no indoor plumbing?

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>>45255262
>There's no contradiction between being a proud people and being a race of exhibitionists
Agreed, Deonora should wear less clothes.

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>>45255258
I had forgotten that was even a thing

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>>45255336
It's no fun this time.

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>>45255258
Not very well at all. All I have a bunch of ideas I haven't committed to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45255258
think i got most of it outlined. just need to flesh out them bones

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>>45255306
They don't? Only the Wood Elves regularly bath in rivers and they don't consider themselves technologically advanced.

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>>45255306
Their rivers are clean and they can tolerate the cold.
>>45255345
Understandable, wish you luck.

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>>45255309
... Less than that? The only reason you can't see her tits is that they're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

My taste in girls is the same as my taste in soda pop. Big Red all the way.

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[Anonymous No.]

>When you eat too many fox burgers

[Anonymous No.]

is it zipanguese or zipangese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45255416
zipanguvian

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>>45255416
It's actually Merapeyougo

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[Anonymous No.]

Elvish dexterity is truly legendary, even for the tubby ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, back in the eras of previous Demon Lords this was a terrifying man-eating monster.
There's at least one adventurer in history who managed to die to a sheep growing out of a fruit.

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>>45255441
Let's hope those times come again.

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>>45255416
zweeb

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>>45255435
I don't get how people are lewding Frieren. She only has magic books on her brain and nothing else.

>>45255439
Now this elf has some cheeks I can get behind.

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>>45255386
>Less than that?
Of course. There's plenty of unnecessary fabric in that dress and those flames could be burning smaller.

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>>45255194
I would like to hold more succubus titties in my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon learns magic just so he can run up, smack a demons ass then teleport away to safety before she knows what happened to her.

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[Anonymous No.]

B-bros?

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>>45255637
The next season? It was going to happen but covid hit.

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>>45255637
BIRB BUTT
BIRB BUTT
BIRB BUTT
BIRB BUTT
SNEK BUTT
BIRB BUTT

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>>45255651
A new Gacha game, but why they would do another one now for the series is beyond me.

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>>45255664
Because it's still popular. Gacha games drop like flies anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

im fucking sick again. send in the slightly menacing nurse monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet an elegant mamano lady knight.

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>>45255673
>Because it's still popular
Even during it's peak with the release of the anime, the first Gacha didn't even last a year.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters need to wear less revealing clothing

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>>45255681

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>>45255306
Why?
Elf-Undine y/u/ri.

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>>45255258
Magus, is that you? Beat me to it. Was going to post in a couple hours.

But yeah, halfway there everyone! Don't feel pressured to write some grand epic! Even a thousand or two words of something cozy or fun is fine. We all start somewhere and this is your chance to get a taste for it. The very worst thing you can do is feel too intimidated to try.

[Anonymous No.]

mick i know u are here
rate my setup

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>>45255722
Do those dog tits come out of the picture?
10/10 world flippers last christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45255155
Kill yourself nigger lover

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>>45255681
There's always stew.

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>>45255739
What do you think getting married to a wight entails :)

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>>45255739
>drags up inflammatory post two hours after it's been posted and ignored
faggot

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>>45255632
Honestly a perfectly good reason to learn magic. I wouldn't expect her not to track him down later, but boy is that chase going to get them both going
>Demon tracks Anon down until he's out of spell slots
>Chases him IRL on foot like a fucking peasant
>Pins him down, waves her contract and tits in his face
>Anon fails his will save
>9 months later, twins

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>>45255722
Why is garbage like this being posted here? where is meido?

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>>45255722
Do you like Cait-sith, anon?

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Reminder to report the mick's furshit, gacha and other random shit spamming as what it is.

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>>45255664
>So gate-tard can reeeeee that EMG pix are now g*cha-shit.
>because Crabman worked out how to make money off a game without falling into patreon-itis.
I'll have a look at it but would rather have S.2 or even just monthly issues.

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I need buff succubus

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>>45255755
>where is meido?
Defending the honor of vwhores.

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>>45255722
I always knew Moonman was a closet f*rry.

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>>45255691
>>45255717
>>45255722
>>45255735
>>45255744
>>45255759
>>45255764
World's most obvious samefagging

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>>45255722
Bro is that fucking gta vice city?

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I'm starting to believe the schizo theory about that raid discord

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>>45255719
>Magus, is that you?
Nope, I'm not him. Just wanna know if the first timers feel the spirit of the writefairy.

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Ok I got the jinko, she's not hollering but she is making this weird dry grunting noise.

[Anonymous No.]

That was a lot of deleted posts all at once.

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>>45255774
>World's most *oblivious samefagging

(And I'm not in Irelands timezone either.)

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>>45255739
The only one making it about race is you. Spade tattoos and size queens are one thing, some dude’s self-insert just happening to be black is another.

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I also want to add: get off your ass and make your AO3 account ASAP if you haven't. It might take a couple weeks to be approved.

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>>45255194
but hatred is the only thing that keeps me going/alive

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>>45255719
Ok, NTA but what are the details and rules?
I must have missed the start of the month.

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>>45255794
Oh sorry my bad, you're the one of the discord /trash/pests and not the mick.

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>>45255818
Give me a moment to dig it up in the archive.

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>>45255818
>>/jp/thread/S44814446#p44814464

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>>45255830
Those rules were shit and you are making an exclusive walled garden for mge shit.

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>>45255224
Well-earned after a week of driving behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>Edgy swordmaster waifu
>Only opens her eyes when angry. Or serious. Or when forcing eye contact.

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>>45255833
You're an inhuman parasite furcuck, your opinions have about as much weight as the ones of a lice getting removed from some homeless guy's head.

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>>45255852
hahahah

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>>45255839
>spends most of her days walking into walls and falling down stairs

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>>45255258
I'm curious if anybody else is going to participate in the experienced writer contest.

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>>45255872

>Still never breaks the stoic, edgy persona
>Either stays completely stone-faced and silent during these accidents or tries to play it off as training

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>>45255877
I really hope so. Especially if all the big ones join. Be so fun to vote on the big names here.

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Just had a weird thought. Let's say you have a harem

>Bicorn
>Demon
>Salamander
>Hellhound
>Inari

Each girl has a different lifespan. Obviously, they gain the longest lifespan out of them all once the harem gets to hareming because mamonobama mana. What happens to the daughters? Does Hellhound Daughteru and Bicorn Daughteru inherit the immortal lifespan of Demon Mom?

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>>45255783
>she's not hollering
That's good, if she does that you have to let her go. Mine normally only hollers when I catch her by the toe, but if I'm gentle she'll still let me squish some bean.

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>>45255889
Well, I will hopefully submit something

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>>45255891
It's simple for me. I just head cannon everyone lives a bit into the hundreds but stays young and fit in body for all of it. Like you'd still get grey hair and some cosmetic changes, but that would happen much later too and nothing would impact your overall health.

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>>45255258
theres a contest?

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>>45255920

>>45255832

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>>45255909
Graceful aging is nice. Your wife can't go full MILF mode without it.

[Anonymous No.]

Not an alp
It's temporary!
So it's not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Which path does your waifu take on her skill tree?

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>>45255719
Or being the french surrender monkey, don't write anything, your idea was shit.

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>>45255891
>Does Hellhound Daughteru and Bicorn Daughteru inherit the immortal lifespan of Demon Mom?
Probably not, if the lifespan was inheritable like that things would get strange.

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>45255933
>he's still spamming

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>>45255940
If you don't have ideas I'd suggest writing a story about a man kicking a cat and going on a wild adventure that ends with that same cat but now she's doing the kicking.
on his dick.
And it's a footjob.

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>>45255945
If that's the case I think I've found the singular instance in which I'd be dicking daughterus. I'd kill myself if I had to watch all but a few of my daughterus die of old age over and over again. I'd do anything to keep the family alive forever.

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>>45255954
What the fuck are you talking about? I was just reminding the local pest to fuck off from the tournament.

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>>45255962
>I'd do anything to keep the family alive forever.
Dr. Lich would like to know your exact location. She already scryed it anyway, so consider this a formal notice.

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>>45255973
Oh right, there's an option.

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>>45255935
I find 4-2-0 elf archer spam to be quite effective for the low price, especially with a 2-3-0 villages mixed in for buffs and lead/camo detection.

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>>45255953
Just posting monster girls in the monster girl thread.
Would you be squicked out if you found out an old elf hag was molesting your young, virile mana?

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>>45255872
Is she nominated as a candidate for MGC Mayor?

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>>45255891
Presumably the daughterfus would gain the average lifespan of their species to live as normal with their future husbandos.
>unless Anon does daddy-daughterfu dicking

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>>45255962
That is the bitch in becoming immortal.
>To avoid seeing friends and family die Anon has to harem the entire town.

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>>45255935
>>Twilight
Does your Ranger-waifu transform into a Centaur, or just a sparkly Vamp?

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>>45256088
Who is she, why is this elf being posted everywhere

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>>45256088
I will watch it, tomorrow. for sure.

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>>45256116
She's from a new anime. An incredible amount of art is already being made.

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>>45256116
if doomguy married an elven woman and had a child that child would be her
she is a demon killing machine

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>>45256012
>daughterfu
Anon, you're already a daughteru dicker.

[Anonymous No.]

I will marry a Wight, a Lich, a Phantom and a Vampire and keep our bloodlines pure by marrying all of my daughters and the daughters I have with them and so on.

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>>45256125
Didn't she make the girl on the left cut off her head

[Anonymous No.]

I like creepy girls with weird eyes and big teeth and scary voices and sharp claws and-

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[Anonymous No.]

What would ms haku would do if I was using my automaton miad to cheat on her final?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll allow an elf to marry me if she is a bottom heavy flat loli. Age doesn't matter.

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>>45256465
The automaton isn't supposed to be there and you couldn't smuggle her.

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>>45256479
shes one of those new models
completely made of nanites, she can hide herself in my clothes

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna grow up in an elf village

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>>45256531
having an elf momster must be nice

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>>45256538
true but it would be nice to be the muscle of the village as well

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>>45256469
>I'll allow an elf to marry me if she is a bottom heavy flat loli. Age doesn't matter.
Congratulations, you'll be one of the only humans to even see a nine year old elf, let alone marry one.

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>>45256582
This is probably the cutest nacho I have seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256582
atlach are held back so much by their profile image. easily an S tier monster if you ignore that.

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>>45256607
r u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

I love how straightforward she is. I love her and she’s great

[Anonymous No.]

trap nachos in giant glasses because that's what all spooders deserve

[Anonymous No.]

anyone have the comic of a cheshire saying "of course." ?

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[Anonymous No.]

Would you want to be stalked by a monster? Full on, obsessive, steals your toothbrush type obsessive. Finding a very well drawn portrait of you hung up on your wall with a sonet attached to it. Finding flowers on your desk. Hearing her whisper sweet nothings in your ear when youre completely alone. Could you handle it?

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>>45256753
I can't even imagine it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256753
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256753
No.

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>>45256680
finally a counter to ushis.
now to just find a big enough glass...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256680
Having such bad eyesight is punishment enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256753
I'll just set up a tent in a wide open field so there will be NO WAY for her to stalk me without me seeing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256818
ha
>speccy spooder

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>>45256818
>nerd spiders
ill bully and then love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256582
she looks like a bitch and that's great

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256753
Yeah I'm sure that would be fine, I will leave snacks out on the windowsill so she can eat them when she sneaks by to watch me sleep :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256753
a curious foreplay but i'll abide it

[Anonymous No.]

shes so fucking cute, how is this allowed

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>>45256847
>-Chesh types, laughing to herself as she thinks that 'surely this time someone will actually want to love me'
>Unsightly spittle flies from her mouth onto her screen, which she lazily cleans with a pussy juice stained paw - it only makes the problem worse
>The disgusting feline will continue to post until the early morning, paying little attention to her own hygiene or health

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>>45256753
When I was younger I'd probably had said yes, but now I'd rather we just skip to the part where she kidnaps me. Replacing tooth brushes, clothes, and locks cost money. Doing all that stalker stuff would just annoy me now. She can huff my dirty clothes all she wants when we're married, so just get it over with already.

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>>45256878
shes very beautiful i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256878
I usually like muli-armed girls, but this one is a bit too handsy for me. It's mostly the wings; they're gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256878
imagine the handjobs

[Anonymous No.]

stand on your tippy toes to kiss miss manticore on the lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256941
just get the compact version

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256948
what if she's flying

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>>45256955
bring her down and teach that cheeky batcat a lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256948
i prefer the extended (7 foot beeg batcat) editon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256871
why must you be mean to miss cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256967
they have a new and improved 8ft version out now, it also comes with the mini batcat and mug

[Anonymous No.]

i have lost my monster girl folder.

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>>45256980
Now hold on a minute I can deal with a 7 foot extended edition beeg batcat, a new and improved 8 foot batcat, a compact batcat, a batcat mug, but a mini batcat too?
I can just about maintain order, but my house is going to be annexed by batcats if I'm not careful.
That little ball of fluffy joy might just be the straw that breaks my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256582
>you think my fangs are cute?
>weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256994
She is the leader of them
She will act all cute and distract you while the other batcats claim your home and replace your food with aphrodisiac versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257015
the idea of this is honestly terrifying. i want to be able to drink a smoothie without a mighty pillar of flesh betwixt my legs

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>>45257015
ive heard those mini batcats can grow very quickly if you feed them too much...
what if she becomes a beeg batcat with insane fluff?
what if she becomes a stacked shortstack with insane fluff?
what if she makes more mini batcats who then become big batcats?
im running out of space on my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256878
I feel a strange need to know what her eyes look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257023
Just don't feed them after midnight

[Anonymous No.]

how do I get my manticore or hellhound to be more possessive and protecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257048
ask. communication is important. tell them you feel slightly unsafe sometimes and that you need them closer to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257048
get both a hound and manticore and play them against each other so you end up in a never ending spiral of protection and an arms race to see who can give the best hugs

[Anonymous No.]

What if we combined a Tsurara-onna with a Manticore?
>Tail fires of poisonous icicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257097
>what if we combine two of my favourite monsters
i would simply melt into her arms before a shot was fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257097
Tsuara can't get me in my home, the cat will spook her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257048
hold their paws, look them in the eyes, and tell them you love them, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256465
>What would ms haku would do if I was using my automaton miad to cheat on her final?
She'd realise what was happening because your Kiki can't spell "maid".
Or it was deliberate to get Ms.Haku's attention.
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257160
theyd have to be really evil if they said no after that

[Anonymous No.]

Do dog monster girls like hellhounds, werewolves and anubis have wet noses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257190
No? They have normal, human noses.

[Anonymous No.]

masks are hot. i think a plague doctor monster girl would be cool, with some kind of lust-inducing disease. succurabies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248855

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>>45256878
>the hand '"feathers"
oddly enough, still would

[Anonymous No.]

The snow princess of the north

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256878
a girl that really grips if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>be Anon
>mom got desperate for kids because all the single guys married monsters and she didn't want to wait until her 30s
>hit up the sperm bank
>had me
>always joked about becoming a monster so she could find a husband and get her good looks back
>two weeks ago she finally did it
>now she's a Demon
>everyone has been talking about how good looking she's gotten
>keeps asking me to sign agreements for everything I ask her for
>help out in the garden for a month in exchange for a console
>clean the gutters in exchange for my favorite dinners for an entire week
>indulge her newfound love for contracts because it makes her happy
>realize something is off the moment she jokingly tells me not to masturbate while she's out shopping
>a minute later start feeling horny but can't get hard at all
>still getting horny as each minute passes
>so fucking horny holy fucking shit I'm going to die if I don't cum
>just lay on the couch and try to take a nap for the next two hours
>eyes snap open as I hear her keys at the door
>why am I unable to stop staring at her
>why do her wings and her tail and her hips and her ass look so tempting
>she puts the bags on the table, turns her head to look at me and gives me a wink and smile
>then reaches into one bag and pulls out stockings and a garter belt
>another wink
>from another bag she produces a corset
>another wink
>feel like I can't breathe
>the next bag has a choker
>another wink
>holy fuck my dick won't get hard and I am going to die
>pulls a piece of paper from the last bag
>it's probably the most ornate looking piece of paper I've ever seen in my life
>it'safuckingcontractIknowwhatit'sforholyshitamIseriouslygoingtodothis
>she takes a step and seems to appear right beside me
>presses herself against me and places a golden pen in my hand
>look into her eyes for a moment before slowly signing me name
>watch a wide smile break out on her face as I fill in each letter
>as I finish writing my...our last name, she presses her lips to my ear and whispers, "Get hard and fuck your wife already"
>like a man possessed, I grab her by the waist and pull her against me
>kiss her and force my tongue into her mouth as my hands roam her body, caressing and squeezing and pinching as she moans into my kiss
>our clothes don't last long before ending up spread all over
>feel like I slip in and out of consciousness throughout the night after that point
>bend her over the kitchen table and hammer away at her while her tail coils around my waist
>pin her to the wall and attack her so violently she's screaming, "HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKI'MCUMMINGHOLYFUCK," as her nails dig into my back and she cums over and over
>back to the kitchen table at some point which finally collapses under our frenzied lovemaking
>we continue in the broken scraps
>eventually make our way to the couch
>we fall off and break the coffee table at one point
>wake up the next morning in her bed with her wings tightly wrapped around me, her tail coiled around my waist and her head resting on my chest
>can't move because she ordered me to let her cuddle me until she's ready to make us breakfast
>how the fuck do I explain this at the next family reunion

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>>45257181
You might blue screen the manticore though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if I have matured or the board has gotten worse, but anons just disappoint me a lot these days in a way that I don't remember happening before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257048
It's very easy with cores and hounds, as they both have neck or chest fluff respectively. Simply apply your face to these areas, that activates a monster's protection instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257575
They say the times don’t change. The times do get worse however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257575
you've probably been afflicted with some form of acute psychosis. in the real world, everything is always the same forever. this board is a daguerreotype set in amber. so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257732
what temperature do you like your shogloaf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257753
i don't know what you mean. the dinner loaf prepared by my beautiful wife is normal and takes no prefixes, shog- or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45256878
A very handy wing-hug.
They look like the skin-wings of a bat.

[Anonymous No.]

Slimes have learned a long time ago that human men have a need to attempt grabbing their cores and will tease you with them. Don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257830
bat wings are probably the most sensitive of wings
and therefore erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257190
Only Polt-style (almost-f*rry) Kobolds and Cu-Shits would have wet nose-pads.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire fat mobfaced p'orc cop gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257830
And a full-body Handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257840
how're you supposed to say no when a slime presents her core to you?
she's showing you her most vulnerable parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257840
If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it and grab the shiny red thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257952
>monkey with hand stuck in jar.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257982
I'm not stuck in her, she's stuck on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Titanias have grown on me almost instantly. I love these big dumb fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257982
Instructions unclear, I am now up to my shoulder inside a Cheshire and she is laughing at me, stupid fucking kot shouldn't have hid my keys up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258068
I'm a papillon kinda guy. They'd be cute friends, but I couldn't marry a giant child.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, dream of the exotic species of monster girls that are out there.
Like weirdo mothmen that shoot out beams in the moonlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258081
roger that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258081
Same, I can only seeing myself marrying small children.

[Anonymous No.]

Batcats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258106
lovely dates with batcats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258092
Familiars are both cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258106
CuddleCats more like

[Anonymous No.]

Snails...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258106
catbat(bovine)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258155
She can be my knight

[Anonymous No.]

It makes me wonder what order knights think when monsters try to be knights, probably makes them cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258169
I shall flee in the other direction, just walking. I assume so long as the rules of that snail that knows your exact position at all times I should be able to escape within an hour of being out of her sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258194
>oh no she's hot
to be fair that's their reaction to most monsters, regardless of knighthood

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258197
The snail knows where you are at all times. It knows this because it knows where you aren't. By subtracting where you are from where you aren't, or where you aren't from where you are (whichever is greater, as is the case for a troll's ass, for example), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The matrimony subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the snail from a position where you are to a position where you aren't, and arriving at a position where weren't, you now are.

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>>45258216
God damn homing snails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258197
thats when the second snail knight comes into play
>get SLIMED by 2 snails

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258216
just wait until the snail gets to wonderland, then you'll all see

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258169
Snail Knights have abilities that adds defense into extra attack power and also the slower they are, the more damage they deal. Be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>senior year of high school, getting ready to graduate
>life should get a bit easier now that I'm no longer having to dodge monster girls
>then again, life has always been easier in that regard
>Ushi Oni childhood friend always protects me from getting TAIL'd, MOFU'd, SLIME'd, MERE'd and GLOMP'd
>total tomboy who spends most of her time in her dad's shed doing woodworking and building custom computers
>have to ride on her back to and from school every day because lately the attacks have been getting more frequent and desperate
>there are a lot of monster girls desperate to get a husband before they get to university or have to enter the job market
>makes it easier for her to detour to her favorite barbeque restaurant now that I can't drag her straight home to study
>end up stuck there studying while she puts away ten to twelve pounds of ribs or pulled pork
>always forgets to wipe her face well enough and even though I could do it, I don't
>it's fun to watch her turn into a wet noodle when her dad scolds her for ruining her appetite
>one morning, she tells me that she has to go in early
>I'll be fine heading in on my own for a single day
>surprisingly, no attacks and I make it to school without issue
>but immediately watch all the single guys fleeing the campus
>what the fuck is going on now
>spot the Manticore that was trying to rape me lately sitting on a ledge nearby
>she has an Ushi Oni seal in one hand
>gives me a wink before hopping off the ledge and heading in the direction of the fleeing singles
>oh fuck
>rush into the school and stop dead in my tracks almost immediately
>spot her standing stock-still in the middle of the hallway outside the chemistry lab
>she has her arm straight through a locker and into the wall
>then she hears me as I take a step forward
>turns to look at me and I get a good look at her eyes
>they're completely bloodshot and it looks like she's in horrid pain
>in a flash, I find myself on the ground as she slams on top of me
>can feel her trembling against me and the wetness pressed against my belly tells me all I need to know
>reach out and cup her chin with one hand while I reach into my pocket with the other
>she lets me pull her face closer to mine and I kiss her deeply as I produce a fresh seal and quickly apply it
>I keep kissing her until I feel her trembling cease and then she clambers off of me
>watch her face flush with embarrassment and then she quietly thanks me and runs off
>doesn't say a single word all day long, not even at lunch
>as we're headed home from school later that day, I get a thumbs up from the Manticore who has a junior firmly secured in her arms
>childhood friend is quiet until we're halfway home when she says she didn't want our first time to be like that
>lean forward, wrap my arms around her waist, press my lips to her ear and whisper, "No detours and we'll have our first time however you like it when we get to my house."
>she elected to skip the detours today
>mom was furious when she saw the bed in the morning though
>she'll get over it

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>>45255877
I am. But NaNoWriMo means I won't be working on that in November. Over 8k words done anyway, I can finish in December.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258227
>make fun of snail knight
>she slowly slithers to you
>you start dancing in mockery
>she picks up a rock and throws it at you
>def added to atk, charged up atk, has double atk ring
>rock knocks you out and destroys the area
>wake up an hour later and find her about to pounce and get snail'd

[Anonymous No.]

Do you feed your bugs well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258265
Wasn't this ushi-onni your big sister in your last greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258326
i want to destroy a watermelon with a soldier bug. no utensils, no napkins, just a rock to crack it open and the hands the chief god gave us.
this is an extremely erotic activity to beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258343
That was a prompt another Anon gave that I responded to. Decided to take the same Ushi Oni but make her into a childhood friend instead for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Eros Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258370
Does she make it rain dollar bills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258370
stop appending adjectives to monsters. it weighs them down and makes it difficult for them to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258373
she puts on a white shirt and makes it rain to attack a traveler taking shelter from the storm at a bus stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258383
>Everyone could see her neon pink leopard print bra even when the shirt was dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258375
how many adjectives can a monster have?
>ancient evil hag gyaru eros villainess demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258400
Gonna have to add MILF to the list of titles soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258400
>ancient gyaru
they had gyarus in ye olden times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258436
She spent a couple decades lurking in high schools pretending to be 16 years old. She ran out of high schools but the gyaru lifestyle is not easily left behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258436
i heard from an unsubstantiated source that ancient egypt had a fetish for fishnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258436
Of course
>Hey hey Alexander, no need to invade Arabia when you could have some gyaru Babylonians

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258502
Can't talk, too busy jerking off to dead girls

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[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that Lilims are total dorks and 90% of them are stinky NEETs. The last 10% are all obsessed with tabletop games, LARPing and fan fiction! I could easily defeat a dozen Lilims in my sleep while tied to the bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258555
>dorks
Shut up Kevin

[Anonymous No.]

Is druella the Mamono equivalent to Ryan gosling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258555
Snickering Chesh hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258555
lilims can be defeated with coffee dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258587
High value women would never

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258297
>Drags you back inside her spacious shell
>Leaves a "Do not disturb <3" sign outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258587
>High value women would never
they are defeated by lovey dovey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258587
I'm gonna lean in close to her and say, I bought a 2,000 point Sisters of Battle army and was wondering if you want to spend the next week or so putting it all together?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45258555
>... obsessed with tabletop games
Give me five of them please and thank you

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>>45258683
>she's being a total nerd
>pharaoh is trying to use her god voice on the dice
>bicorn is trying to seduce all single female npcs into your character's harem
>salamander wants to fight everything
>vampire has completely relapsed into her chuuni edgelord phase
>anubis gm is trying to figure out how things got this derailed

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>>45257732
>daguerreotype
?

[Anonymous No.]

>end up married off by scheming parents to two rival shrines consisting of Foxes and a Ryu served by her Hebis
>rather than triggering a war between the two shrines the daughters of the head priestesses declare they'll share me
>a century later, the two shrines have merged into a single shrine
>wives demand that I maintain perfect harmony between the two factions within the shrine who love to argue about stupid shit from centuries prior
>started with a Ryu and Inari wife
>ended up adding a Hebi and a Youko after a serious fight broke out over who was supposed to restock the tofu
>the marriage was the only thing that de-escalated things
>had a daughter with all four wives
>factions all argued over who my daughters would marry and concerns over not being able to arrange equal marriages
>ended up having to marry my daughters after a riot nearly broke out when the Hebis discovered the man we were going to marry Hebi daughter to came from a family that made 10% less than the other families
>also didn't help that my daughters kept getting touchy-feely with me during all the marriage interviews and made it clear they wanted my dick
>just found out all my wives are pregnant last night
>and the factions have started bickering already

Shrine life is a hard life.

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>>45258748
Google it, my son.

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>Discover my childhood friend is a zombie
>I thought she was just retarded and anemic
>Teenage years hit
>Use her like a daki and an onahole all in one
>Spring break and parents are on vacation
>Fuck her in the morning
>Fuck her at night
>Fuck her while the large mice are watching
>Fuck her while washing
>Fuck her here
>Fuck her there
>Fuck her everywhere
>Fuck her in the rain
>Fuck her on a train
>Fuck her in a boat
>Fuck her in front of a goat
>Fuck her anywhere I please
>I’ll even fuck her while answering the door
>Unfortunately who was there at the door but mama wight
>Who wanted to say to her daughter goodnight

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>>45258949
that's not very nice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258949
Mom must be happy you're trying so hard to wight her little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258949
>>45258981
It's what they're for. Also dressing up in cute outfits and sexy cosplay before you fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258400
Oh man I love
>[Ancient Evil Hag Gyaru Eros Villainess Demon]
Nothing is better than
>[Ancient Evil Hag Gyaru Eros Villainess Demon]
Does anybody want to farm
>[Ancient Evil Hag Gyaru Eros Villainess Demon]
With me? I really need their drop
>[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45248855
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259148
Much better, KC's early art aged like milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259148
I like the first pose more, honestly. KC had an art glow up, but I want to see more monster butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259148
Sex with space cats.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get monsters to keep their distance?
I get panic attacks when people approach me and monsters are even more intense and scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259172
Use a thorn armor and roll to your local shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259148
Prefer new style.
>>45259162
Unlike this western trash. Thanks God we have LN

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259148
>>45259158
There are a lot of early profile pics that need an update now KCs style has changed, but if KC does that we'll get even less game progress and new profiles.

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>>45259223
I'm still annoyed KC stopped posting updates on the game.
>3 weeks work every month
>It's been almost 3 years since the demo
The game has to be pretty closed to finished or the scope of the game has bloated way beyond KC abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259223
>we'll get even less game progress
>even less

[Anonymous No.]

choosh needs to log off...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259316
She's gonna keep shitposting until you give her the d

[Anonymous No.]

Hey you know what?
Fuck monsters, fuck them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259316
chunshoore will not stop posting until she gets banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259365
>Bicorn to her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259316
chembashirt

[Anonymous No.]

a chesh by any other name smells just of sweat

[Anonymous No.]

POV: You have burg

[Anonymous No.]

You know, living in the undead slums might be really cramp and you have to deal with neighbors the literally never sleep. But at least the rent is next to zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259389
Mmm, fat sweaty chesh ass and pits

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259442
if chesh found out i like all of those my life would be in the pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259442
Lewd cat

[Anonymous No.]

Hello HR department, can I get a chesh for moral purpose. A negative answer will be met with a pipe bomb in your mailbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259442
Niur is a fantastic artist. Also seems that salamander got enough votes to get a piece as well.

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>>45259450
>chesh finds out
>gets up early to do a long workout (usually involves pranking someone and running away)
>walks in drenched and steamy
>"Nya, anon you like this? So weird ~ You're such a weird degenerate pervert freak."
>*sits on face*

[Anonymous No.]

drinking lich sweat can make you immortal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259524
I wonder who could be behind this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259418
Don't go to the undead slums! Remember how in MGC you can just take any zombies you find in the streets? It's the opposite in the slums. Low class undead are free to grab you and you legally can't stop them. High class undead roam the streets looking for men to rescue and take back to their mansion. I got jumped by a group of zombies when I first arrived. I thought I was safe when that lich showed up in a van and offered me a ride home, but it turns out she was the zombies' mom and she just let them rape me in the back. Now I'm engaged to five of her daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259524
instructions unclear lich foot in mouth and everything feels cold

[Anonymous No.]

what about lim sweat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259545
>Move to undead slums
>Prepare to defend yourself against low level zombies
>Not as many of them as you'd think
>Get attacked and "saved" by a vampire instead that pampers you while drinking your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259580
if a lim bathes in a river, she will dork the entire population that drinks from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259645
>"Don't drink the water. They put something in it, to make you erect. I don't even remember how i got this hard."
-t. a concerned citizen at the ferry station seconds before being 'arrested' by Officer Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

They are turning the friggin' gays Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259148
i like her new leather pants. kots are rockinyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259725
>They're putting dark matter in the water that are turning the freggin' alps strait!

[Anonymous No.]

>humans
>want to be warriors or mages
>yet their thumb proves evolutionarily they are made for backline duties like blacksmithing and crafting
>super high affinity for support and healing magic
>dick made perfectly for monster pussy
>short (they claim they are tall for human standards lol) height that makes their head perfectly between big monster tits during sex and handjobs
>cum really fast
>cum buckets
>cum is filled with mana that strengthens monster girls further to take care of them or overpower them easier if needed
Human boys bitchscore: 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

i would lose instantly to a hellhound if she showed me her armpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259783
>>yet their thumb proves evolutionarily they are made for backline duties like blacksmithing and crafting
>>super high affinity for support and healing magic
My mmo experience. There's no hope for me. I'd absolutely become a necromancer and become some undead girls' heal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259783
>>yet their thumb proves evolutionarily they are made for backline duties like blacksmithing and crafting
>>super high affinity for support and healing magic
I don't wanna play this game anymore.
Gonna go and play a farming sim instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259783
i dont wanna play support, i just get really, really, really angry

[Anonymous No.]

>monsters
>want to be all-mighty beings and enslavers of humanity to pleasure
>yet their tits prove evolutionarily they are made for motorboating and paizuri
>super high affinity for megamorph and pleasure magic
>pussy made perfectly for human dick
>tall (they are really sensitive about this lol) height makes that makes their butt perfect position for anal correction
>cum really fast
>cum buckets
>gets pregnant from human semen that makes them drop any pursuit of 'enslaving humanity' to rearing endless children with their husband - making them get wider hips and softer personalities so it becomes easier to inseminate them.
Monster girl bitchscore: 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259783
>>45259907
>In modern times, the battles between the a hero and evil monster lord is no longer on the battle field
>It's just them posting memes about how the other is a basedwojack

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259958
>newest monster lord was elected because she had the biggest soijak collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259895
>Sadistic support with a machosistic tank
No, you are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259907
>>45259783
>Monster girls, being the uppity creatures they are, try to make human men feel sensitive about their height
>Men start calling them gangly, or like giraffes
>Instantly every monster girl who was boasting about their height is coping
>"E-eight foot isn't THAT tall... t-there are some h-humans who are t-that tall haha..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259977
no sadism, just disappointment and that makes me angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259978
>Tall Salamander post online about wanting to challenge a man
>"Yeah sure, ha ha. Hows the weather up there? Can you even hear me? You're so tall I could use your tits as a hat"
>instant defeate from emotional damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259992
I'm gonna be real with you, that's all supports beyond casual levels.
It's just that everyone else is too bad to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259958
>>45259975
Don't bring nu-internet culture here, please. It's cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259978
>Monsters on dating sites start to crop out their whole body so they look shorter
>Some start taking pictures from angles to look shorter
>Meanwhile there's a trend on wikwok to post yourself next to a measuring stick so you can be #shortstack
>Soon after, monsters of up to 8 feet are trying to cope themselves into being shortstacks
>Start inventing things like boob/height ratios
>Some go the route of trying to 'reclaim' shortstack for the 'vertically endowed' monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260014
That's been a thing for fucking years now anon. Either you've been living under a rock or that monster ultra drink is really starting to effect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260027
>Make a post online about how "nah, tall monster girls are pretty hot. I mean, imagine the hugs"
>It gets screen caped and reposted all the time as proof that men prefer tall girls actually

[Anonymous No.]

Talllets coping hard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260014
>It's cancer
That's the joke, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259978
>someone called a lilim gangly 100 years ago
>she's been locked up in her room since

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259992
>>45260012
I was the family baby sitter for about half my life. Being the caretaker of a bunch of borderline special needs toddlers is just familiar to me. When my friend convinced me to start playing online games, healer felt just like home.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get one of those giant gremlins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260070
Behold the worlds tallest gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260070
>Race that is normally quite small
>Get one that's looks like she's permanently megamorphed

[Anonymous No.]

I am the necromancer of beasts I can only really bring demon realm beasts back from the dead it seems, so no bitches I guess. I hope no high ranking undeads take advantage of this knowledge about me and tries to give me intimate teachings in necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Play lifesteal tank build irl
>Go raid a dungeon (the mall)
>MGC police try to stop me from receiving my quest rewards(looting the LEGO shop)
>They shoot me
>Mana drain them and regain all my mana
>Run back home
>Assemble Lego while watching a replay of my successful raid (news report)
Mamono can't compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260070
Gremlin made some 'modifications' to her original design.
Sure, there's extra load added, but the added functionality and grip-space is well worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260094
>"We shot him like 9 times and he just kept going. what the fuck?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260070
Nobody likes gremlins more than me.
Not even the original gremlinfag can compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260066
I'm not a support but I don't like that it's so related to women or faggots. I prefer the megalomaniac personality of the TF2 medic, but I never saw me related things around that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260107
Anon is on that mana crack, shit goes more crazier than raging mushrooms man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260115
>Become the immortal man all Mamonos will tremble

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260107
Unironically, could it be canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260129
Yeah. They use demon silver bullets so it's only your "mana" that gets affected. Assuming your trained or got some powerups you could just strait up tank it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260042
But I don't want them to fight. Tall girls with huge boobs and shortstacks with huge boobs are both my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260012
i know, i played a lot of hots, the only moba where healing and tanking is actually important, i was really good at it, so many times i set up, people fuck it up and waffle about, i dont even ask anything unreasonable, just kill that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260125
Mad scientist anon and his tall kiki with a mini gun.

[Anonymous No.]

i have become deaf
eater of wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Being monster girl support is just an excuse to be periodically milked on the field to replenish their mana. At most something like one of those Wap doujins the boy gets shoved in the leotard forced to cum over and over in tailpussy while she walks around

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to like slimes more but I'd still not want to be with one. She'd leave too much of a mess and make the furniture soggy.

[Anonymous No.]

Maledom, Eldritchdom, Domadomdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260268
The angle of mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>take a human as support and go kill some animalistic monsters
>NO YOU CAN’T WASTE POWERFUL MOVES ON SLIMES
>NO YOU HAVE TO HOLD BACK OR ELSE YOU WILL ACCUMULATE TOO MUCH HATE AND SHE WON’T BE ABLE TO TANK
>NO YOU ARE THE TABKER YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO KILL WEAK MONSTERS
>NO YOU HAVE TO HOLD BACK NOW OR ELSE WE WILL BE TOO TIRED FOR THE BOSS
>NO YOU TWO NEED TO STAY IN THIS SPECIFIC POSITION ALWAYS IT’S MORE EFFICIENT AND ALLOW FASTER REACTION
>NO YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR OWN MP LEVELS WHY AREN’T YOU LISTENING TO ME
>AIEEEE NOT THE DOUBLE PAIZURI AAAAAAAA I’M CUMMING

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>>45260287
Slimes can actually stop themselves from making a mess if they're strong enough. They just have to work out their core!

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlin sex!
Gremlin breeding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260408
>When Grem-san makes a plasma cannon and wants to 'gently encourage' a date with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlin please stop calling your vagina the "Super Easy Semen Squeezynator 9000"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260468
>Plasma canon
Based, gang warfare must reach new level. I want my cyberpunk city

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260408
Gremlin IT department

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>>45260507
To be fair, it already escalated when she started up armoring cyber-arachnes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260522
Not enough, the market needs more weapons, Nukis must coom to my sale figures.

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>>45260408
No gremlin sex until she finally fixes her damned mechabed. That bug where the safeword automatically randomizes mid session and we get locked in has happened the last three times! She keeps saying she patched it, but I know all she's really doing is increasing the battery life.

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>>45260537
Anon, she already put those aphrodisiac smoke grenades on the market, can't you just let her do a bit of a fun project between now and the next weapon?
She's going to make moon shoes.
Moon shoes!

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>>45248855

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>>45260560
I could but moon shoes are pretty lame and out of our market. Can't say no to a cute ball of fur and grease but I don't enjoy fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
I do.
Cute wife that keeps up the variety.
Also an excellent nightlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
she needs thicker thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
I like hot chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
The first forbidden wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
She really was a flash in the pan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you post MGE related pic out this board? Or even in video games, internet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
She's a good girl, but she just unlucky in that everything she has, another monster can offer the same in a way I like better. If I wanted to be immortal I'd go with undead, if I wanted a harpy I'd go with owl mage, and if I wanted a fire girl there's like 5 in line in front of her. She's an all round good girl, but she doesn't have a strong enough gimmick to get memed, so she doesn't get talked about.

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>>45260749
I also post in two other MG-related places out of this board so yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
Boobs not big enough for me to care

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>>45260749
I play other games and some gacha too. Well stopped posting gacha monster girls here because of that autist though

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite flavor of slime? Mine is strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260850
G(rape)

[Anonymous No.]

Dorkpires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260893
vampires are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261013
bleh

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>>45261013

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261013
Pre-portal vampires are cool. Any vampire that moved to our world have become smelly loser neets.

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>>45261037
imagine the progression/regression
>vampire realizes she doesn't need to bother with any discretion and disguise
>actually, there's a horde of losers who would pay HER to be fed on
It would be like with those fatass bears in zoos

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>>45260617
she's very cute, but all harpies are very cute, so it's not easy for her to stand out.

[Anonymous No.]

>meme kot poofs in front of you
>hug her
>SIKE SUPLEX HER
Meme kot has been defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260287
Hey I know this slime.
I still want rather the cute magical girl who gets her midlife crysis and turns into a dragon from lobocorp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261089
Based but you need to cuddle after.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45261037
I like smelly dorkpires better than those snobby ones anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45260617
Literally 90% of MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I could beat every monster girl in a 1v1 effortlessly, I could pick up door mouse and throw her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261163
It's a sex setting, not a food fight.

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>>45261191
They can't beat me in sex if I don't know what or how sex is.
I'll just say I've never had sex and they'd lose.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45261198
I'm Back. I just had sex with a level 1 slime.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate the level 1 slime meme at this point. That how pathetic are you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
it's not pathetic; it's aspirational
i will make her the happiest pile of ooze

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
>>45261226
I'm back I just lost to a Lv 2 imp. So all in all you fags are still pathetic, kneel to the top dog here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
Level 1 mice deserve action too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
>having a happy life together with a good girl is pathetic
kys

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>>45261226
i lose to the lvl 5 holst endzone boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
Better than losing to a Lv. 0 Jubjub egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
>That how pathetic are you guys?
No, it's way worse.

[Anonymous No.]

game overing with the tutorial fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261239
You can do better than a level 1 monster, I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
Maybe I can, but I don't want to. What if some monster would think
>I can do better
when looking at a lonely man? I don't want such world

[Anonymous No.]

If I lost that means I've won.
I got a wife in the ned, I win, I always win...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45261262
Fuck you got me there anon, you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
This. I would need at least a level 7 Slime to lose...

[Anonymous No.]

It's not about doing better, how do quantify doing better in this case.
a LVL 1 slime isn't worse than a LVL 20 slime
Love is love and she's just as capable of loving as that LVL 20 slime.

[Anonymous No.]

foxy foxtaur

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>>45261257
She could do better than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
Does it really matter if she's a dragon or a Holst if you love her? Can we do better than love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261294
This image made me racist, sexiest, homophobic, transphobic, muslim, alcoholic, drug addict, and a child murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261226
The humble slime is far more dangerous than you'd think. Years of slime psyops have convinced people that they are mostly harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261264
I am cumming, making me the victor.

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>>45261257
What if I wanted a level 1 so I could train her? Like pokemon I'm leveling her up and evolving her, but I'm collecting daughters instead of gym badges. Turn a weak slime into dark slime queen, a nearly brain dead zombie into an undead empress wight, a tailet fox into the 9 tailed mofukuza boss, or an innocent angel into the seraphim of depravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gooned to gobbos again
fuck

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>>45261344
There is some chick that just does sex audios of goblins and I've listened to most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

e-girl stands for elf girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261365
Barmaid mode is cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261365
e-thots

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to start addressing the Pharaoh as mommy.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45261365

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261362
Western goblins being sexy girls are one of those cases where the Japs get mogged hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261390
Wrestling the pharaoh to the ground and forcing her to wear modern clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45257382
Demons are great

[Anonymous No.]

Dragging the smelly NEETlim kicking and screaming to the bathroom as she's rambling something about missing her "free pulls"

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me play you the song of my people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45258068
The Titania cartels are no joke. They demand I bring them 15 shiny pebbles by the next full moon or else they'll tickle me ferociously

[Anonymous No.]

I like delinquents

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, if you had a harem of really powerful monster girls, how do you think they would decide who gets to have their way with you first? Let's say you told them you wanted to wait til marriage, but they're planning their own "marriage ceremony"... How do they decide who gets you when? Would it be based on phsyical strength, or nobility, or magical strength, or divinity? Asking for a friend.

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>>45261467
that's why you get a bicorn as a manager, she's sort it out

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>>45258451
The irl ancient pharaohs did wear leopard skins as a symbol of power and status. Somewhat related but even putting aside a personal bias for pharaohs I always thought they would be the most fitting to be gyarus other than maybe pyrows for who it's one of their gimmicks

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>>45261426
I would do that and bath myself as well, she’ll be happy with that, wouldn’t she?

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>>45261452
Turn them into housewives with corrective impregnation sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261500
>gold, jewelry, makeup, assertive
there's a lot of shared motifs

[Anonymous No.]

snilf apopcicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261446
Buy a bunch of polished rocks and destroy the fairy realm economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261534
King

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is very high level adventurer
>With a level that's into the quadruple digits
>Has defeated many different kinds of monster girls
>But there's a catch
>His gear gives him a critical weakness to slimes
>In exchange for a bonus against every other kind of monster girl
>Simply put, he'll just insta-lose to one of them regardless of what attack they use
>This is why he avoided slimes ever since obtaining the gear
>Especially shoggoths and dark slimes
>While heading back after a quest to swap out his gear and lost in thought, a lv1 slime girl gets the jump on him
>As soon her slime makes contact with his skin, it's over.
>The slime girl is shocked by this dramatic reaction.
>She had been keeping track of his exploits and had become a fan
>All she wanted to was to say hi to him
>Her instincts take hold as soon as she sees his erection
>And so she mounts and milks him and gaining experience
>Not actually level draining Anon
>The absurd level difference just means she's gaining at least dozens of levels at a time
>Anon can't even put up the slightest amount of resistance.
>As time goes on, she gains all kinds of new skills
>Not just sexual ones; but also ways to comfort her favorite adventurer
>Which she immediately uses on him
>At some point, after falling asleep from all the relaxation techniques, he is carried off to her dwelling.
>Anon is going to meet their new daughters when he wakes up.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45261522
The gold is a big one, also the fact that the Egyptians dressed in skimpy white linen skirts and dresses and wore heavy makeup. They really were the first gyarus. When you think about it logically gyaru pharaohs is canon

[Anonymous No.]

Imma just use a turn undead spell, I’ll be immune to any monster, also I can fool around and prank others

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>>45261487
I thought about it when I originally sent my - I mean he sent his application to OkayMonCupid, but she's not strong enough for his preferences. I just don't want them fighting over... my friend. It doesn't help that they saw him playing Succubus Prison and now they know he wants to be forcefully loved, so they gave him a deadline of 12 midnight until he gets raped. He's worried about which one it will be though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be weak
>Get lizardman adventurer to protect me, just escort me everywhere
I win now none of the monster girls can stop me from traveling, and I'm not a warrior so she'll have zero interest in me.

[Anonymous No.]

How Tsun/dere do you think the average atlach-nacha is?

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>>45261534
Haha, rock polisher goes clang clang!

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals open
>Not even 5 minutes later, you get someone knocking at your door
>It's a cupid and houri who are in good mood
>"This is for you!" the houri says, barely able to contain her excitement as she hands you something.
>It's a mana marker for a type of monster you really like
>"Good luck!" they call out as they fly elsewhere.

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>>45259617
Is this one of those situations where you'd see the same undead that "attacked" you working as hired help at the vampire's mansion later?

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>>45261675
Grab her hand and say she's the one you really like.

[Anonymous No.]

Valkyrie has got the most stupid looking sword I have ever seen

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>>45261675
>having to open the door to strangers
Can we tone down the conflict just a bit? Just have her open the door and walk in.

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>>45261690
Don't worry, that was the least stupid one. That nice, Grey haired valkyire that's been stalking you secretly your entire life has something that looks worse than the final keyblade

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>>45261415
More like wrestling the pharaoh to the bed and politely suggesting (with my hands) for her to wear no clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261690
salamander swords >>>>>>> valkyrie swords

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>>45261690
>Right hand of the Chief Goddess assigned to be your guardian angel
>Her sword is a fucking abomination of odd points, gold embelishments and unecessary additions
>Worst part of it is the pointless little window in the middle of it
>Would be bad if it was just a random hole in the sword, but no.
>It's a stained glass window of the chief goddess herself
>How it doesn't break when she swings the sword is beyond you
>Perhaps her secret weapon is to get the monsters to die of laughter

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>>45261719
the sword autist in me would not be quiet as I roasted her and her blade, its better used as a saw
>>45261732
that's at least decent, but still needs to be serviced cause that big hole in it needs to be fixed

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>>45261675
>Portals open
>The monsters actually fucking knock
I'm stunned but pleased. I think I'll need to find a more tropical river though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261732
They are realistically the easiest monster to deal with, Both of the lizards can be bypassed by being bad at fighting and if you are good at fighting pretend to to suck at it and they'll pass you by.

[Anonymous No.]

I told her the funniest joke but she gave me this reaction???

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm cheesed to meet you
>A-Anon mice don't actually like cheese that much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261734
When you're an angel they let you wield those silly weapons

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>>45261677
>"Hey, those girls look a lot like the ones you saved me from"
>"W-wha.. Nooo, of course not. Just a... well... they probably just look the same. So anyway anon, how about we get you a nice big meal with plenty of iron in it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261013
vampires are very cool

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>>45261365
someone please teach these bumbling fucking brainlets to dress themselves properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261037
I want to get a stupidly rich NEET vampire GF.

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>>45261618
their main species-wide personality trait is just insulting you, but that doesnt mean they actively dislike you. id say theyre more dere than tsun.

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>>45261689
That's how you get a blushing, stammering houri. You better take responsibility!

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>>45261755
i like that chain whip looking thing ms dark valkyrie has

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>>45261728
More like being the Pharaohs High Priest and learning to worship her, body and mind. I want her to use her God voice to make me do all kinds of lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261754
>Mice to meet you.

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>>45261774
>rich neet vampire
>has a fuck ton of money but lives in an apartment because her mom kicked her out of the castle
>has a handful of clothes that she wears for weeks on end
>most of her money is used on video games and junk food
>hisses at the mere suggestion of leaving the apartment
>smells like sweat and your blood
>is blinded by anything brighter than the light from a TV or computer screen

[Anonymous No.]

I told this strange lilim in a funny hat that I was feeling a bit depressed today and now she's taking me down to the station for ice-cream! What a nice person.

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>>45261909
>She doesn't do anything strange
>You actually get ice-cream
>They just make sure everything is alright and that you know that people care for you
>Walk out of there feeling better
>Get jumped and raped by a blackharpy
MGC just be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
I am level 5, I glitched out of the starter area and into a level 50 dungeon that I had no business being in, got all the way to the bottom and their is a Hellhound there with a skull on her nameplate which reads ?????TheForgottenGuardianofHell???????
I can't damage her as it says I need a certain hammer and knife and she is now laughing at me because my scrolls of divine intervention are not working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261942
No Recall or Intervention can work in this place
There is no escape

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>>45261949
What a grand and intoxicating innocence I had, key word "had".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261923
i shouldve really expected that last bit but it still hit me like a bag of bricks

[Anonymous No.]

Kot milk.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45261768
>Dress that can be pulled aside for quick breeding
>Dress that can be hiked over her hips for quick breeding
>Bikini that can be pulled to the side for quick breeding
They dress themselves perfectly already. Observe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261965
*a bag of feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261365
>>45262003
I love elves and elf clothing

[Anonymous No.]

I am beyond levels, I am Chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

I will go fight the level 96 hell dungeon superboss at level 1 just to prove it's possible to beat low level.

[Anonymous No.]

>Order parents arranged a marriage with a human woman after I tried to run away to go find a hot monster girl to marry
>only sleeps with me until she gets pregnant
>has a daughter and then tells me she's never touching me again
>alright fine, I hate you just as much for your, "Kill all monsters," shit
>daughter is the only good thing in my life now
>devote myself to raising her to be open-minded even though it puts us at risk
>16 years later, walk into the house to discover wife's stuff gone
>left a note saying she was going to become a priestess of the Chief God and help heal soldiers slaughtering the monsters
>don't even feel anything at this point
>mostly happy she's gone and it's an official divorce because she's joined the church
>then I realize my daughter is missing as well
>feel like my entire world has collapsed
>decide to go join the monsters because I have nothing left and if I get killed trying to get there who cares
>eight years later, I'm working as a clerk for the Adventurer's Guild
>mostly accepting quests to "slay" rich monsters and sending those requests into Order territory
>occasionally get important quests like transporting healing potions to the front lines
>those are always taken by single monsters like Salamanders, Dullahans and the like
>somewhat satisfied with life but absolutely miserable
>one day a Skeleton comes in to submit an urgent quest
>her mistress has fallen ill and has need of healing
>she's acquired the potion she needs but as a Skeleton she can't ride a horse fast enough to get back to save her mistress without falling apart on the ride back
>a day passes and nobody has taken it
>Skeleton begs me while weeping on her knees to save her mistress
>grab the potion and decide to take care of it myself
>it's on the border of the Undead Kingdom so I'll be safe
>ride as fast as I can on my horse and arrive in two days thanks to the enchanted horseshoes the Skeleton provided me
>rush to the doors of the mansion and bang on the door to announce my presence
>a Ghoul butler opens the door and motions for me to follow her
>I'm led to a bedroom where I spot a Vampire leaning on the balcony looking out over her garden
>before I can say anything she turns around and gives me a smile
>my heart stops
>it's my daughter
>she waves her hand and the Ghoul butler backs out of the room and closes the door
>uh...why did I just hear the door get locked from the outside
>daughter reveals that when she found the note herself she decided to do whatever was necessary to keep me happy
>admits that it was a bit of a stupid idea to leave without a note herself but she was just a dumb human girl then
>tells me how she found her way to the Undead Kingdoms and how a Vampire she quickly became friends with agreed to transform her
>then she tells me how she returned to our family home in Order territory hoping to find me
>how she despaired when she realized I'd disappeared without a trace
>and then while she was trapped in her sorrow, how one of her Dullahan bodyguards reported my presence at my Adventurer's Guild branch
>in a blink she's stepped forward and thrown herself into my arms
>feel her lips open and her fangs glide across my throat before she whispers that she will spend the rest of eternity making me happy
>as she finishes her sentence I feel her fangs press against my flesh and then pierce into me, sending waves of pleasure and heat throughout my whole body
>I feel a surge of energy that I've never felt before in my life and then black out as I feel my arms wrap around her
>when I wake up, we're both naked and cuddled up together under the warm Weresheep wool blankets on her bed
>even hours later I can still feel the heat and pleasure tingling where her fangs pierced me
>feel my face flush with...a mix of emotions as I think of the things she did to me and I did to her
>wrap my arms around my daughter, pull her tight against me and feel all my worries wash away with a deep sigh
>she is my world now and forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261768
Getting tricked by elves into going shopping with them is a bold move, anon. It's how they got me embarrassed to admit they all looked good in cowprint and now they wear it everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>he walked into a forest without wearing proper attire
In Rome as the romans, anon. You wouldn’t want to be raped for spitting on their traditions right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262003
Man, I need an art book of these stupid lewd elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45259524
I drink only dracolich sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262003
God I love his elves. They're so fucking meaty. You just know the sounds from spanking the elves are extra super duper lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262037
Going to hot topic at the mall with your elf friend so she can pretend she has a bf to make all her chuuni dork friends jealous then eating greasy Mist Continent takeout at the food court after shopping

[Anonymous No.]

I’m going to walk the streets of Winterstown eating an ice cream cone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261372
If a thick barmaid is not currently pregnant, then she will soon become pregnant.
>t. monfucius

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
i speedran all the way to dragonia
I'm just fishing for wurms now on the outskirts, using some nice granite as bait but all I keep getting are loli wurms, do I need something better or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
You'd turn down a level 1 monster girl? Even if they looked at you with hopeful eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262100
You have to fish in the badlands for a hag wurm, the earth near Dragonia is too soft for hag wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Winterstown has a stable population of Burmese mountain kobolds with giant heaving "rescue tanks" on their chest they keep nice and toasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
Speed start: Steal all of a vampires relics while she's stuck in her monolog mode

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>>45262100
Geodes anon. You only get certain types based on your bait.

>granite
Lolis
>amethyst geodes
Bratty JKs
>citrine geodes
Gyarus
>pyrite geodes
Tomboys
>fluorite geodes
Ojou-samas
>celestite geodes
Hags
>smoky quartz geodes
Ancient Evil Hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261923
I would also have accepted being collared and chained to a bed in the reeducation camp and licking ice-cream off my new wife's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262126
come on, i have to go into the mines for my damn biat
god damn it, Imma be here for a while

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262003
but they LOOK bad. its utilitarian, sure, but i want a woman with a bit more class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262165
They look great.

[Anonymous No.]

God, why the fuck do Hags turn me on so much. I just want a harem of sweaty, meaty Hags to eat out and spank and tease and bully and make sweet, intimate, hand-holding, kissy-kissy, lovey-dovey, gentle lovemaking with. It's like this came out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262175
You know she does strange potion activities with her human husband.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, if you marry an elf, you'll be expected to wear similar clothing if you end up living in elven lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262188
It’s normal for a man to be sexually attracted to motherly women so they can give birth to his children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262195
You know the human husband was practically begging for it by saying sluttish stuff like good morning

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262213
as long as its not too cold i wont mind. if it is, i hope they can warm me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261768
Come on, only the fighter is really bad. The mage outfit is damn near classy, especially by RPG standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262126
What happens if I fish with finished cut gems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262223
its even sluttier to stay quiet. you trying to be all sexy and mysterious? absolutely begging for it. why would you, a man, not speak if you didnt want to be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262264
>how to get the smarter variant o wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262264
Wurms don't recognize cut gems unfortunately. That's how you catch a Dragon. She'll usually leap in after the gem, flail about in the water because she can't swim and then you have to jump in and rescue her. Dragons can't help themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262213
Am I? I'm an elf's husband, not an elf.

>>45262188
Get elf hag harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262290
Man, it's a good thing elves don't get cold.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262311
Almost good.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to move into the vacant house in a cul-de-sac that is populated by single Hags and torment them the following ways.

>go on a run every morning wearing nothing but athletic shorts and tennis shoes
>work in my garden in the same clothes
>do calisthenics every evening in my front yard
>drop off extra food I made while bulk prepping to each Hag at least once a week
>accidentally bake too much cheesecake/pie/brownies and deliver those to each Hag at least twice a month
>walk my dog and stop in front of every Hag house to rub his head and loudly call him a super good boy
>go for a nice long swim every day when it's warm out wearing a Speedo
>have long, drawn out phone calls with my parents while sitting on my porch where I complain about how I'm not getting any younger and I feel like I'm ready to be a dad
>leave my bedroom window open while I'm watching porn with the volume maxed out
>make sure the blinds are open so that someone can peek in with binoculars and spot me beating my meat

I wonder how long it'll take before they band together to claim me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262342
>cul-de-sac
?

[Anonymous No.]

>45262342
Kys french faggot. No one want to see you in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262342
They'll break their own hips in their fervor.

>>45262353
Google works great, ya know.

[Anonymous No.]

>45262376
Samefag frog, kys or fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262353
In America it's a street with one entrance/exit and usually has a big open circular part of the street on the other end that houses are built around. I think in Bongistan they're called dead end streets?

>>45262369
I'm American, don't you fucking dare call me French. We call those streets cul-de-sacs here in Kentucky. Eat my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

need a flayer wife to remind me to take my meds, thatd be cute i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262384
My bad, I thought that you were the french nigger shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262342
i would just act like a bit clusmy and would just hang out with the older monster aside from working out with a bare chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262400
You mislabeled me, too. Ease up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the Beastmen from Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar be more popular if they were instead a Beastwomen race where the purpose of their raids is forcing human and elven males to breed with them?

[Anonymous No.]

would alarune made coffee be better than regular!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262414
To be fair, I just do that to make him seethe. I don't even care if I target the good anon. I know that this faggot will read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262418
>Warhammer Fantasy
No, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262464
brother this how you summon the frenchie
french monsters wave the white panty all the time, even the biggest baddest french hellhound does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261257
Level 1 monsters are the cutest. Also if she's a rare type, she'll get super powerful later after you've been training and fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262495
I will do it until he leaves for good or rope himself. All anons should do the same, this vermin must be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262353
It's where the Eds live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262514
nope the mick need to go
but enough of that

Jiangshi or bunny
who has the biggest buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262418
That's just how I imagine most beast girls to be already.
Throw me to the werewolf raid and I'll come home with pregnant wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262520
No, he's worse because Mick gets ban from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262568
>Mick gets ban from time to time
I wish. I remember only one time.

[Anonymous No.]

vampire wife

[Anonymous No.]

If I exclusively feed a slime will she taste sweeter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262629
Eat plenty of pineapple yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262621

[Anonymous No.]

I deserve to live in a sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262695
Too bad, you get the wisp cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262695
its the only place thats safe

[Anonymous No.]

Fox mating season soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262757
Does that mean the hags will open their eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262100
Head over to gremlin town and go through the trash until you find some spent fuel rods. If you can find an entire reactor core then that's even better, you can just throw the whole thing in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

I deserve to live in Kej hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261754
You have to eat all the cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

I deserve to live attached to a mindflayer's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

People think having a harem of kejourous is neat until they demand you wash their hair for all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262853
that's enough hair to be 0.25 bunyips

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly got the idea of a malef shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262763
aight but the damn things keep wanting to know how I made my wurm fishing rod

[Anonymous No.]

I’ll take your most choctastic kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262917
This is the darkest kot I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262917
>2

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262922
That’s a milk chocolate kot if I’ve ever seen one

[Anonymous No.]

>Spot officer troll
>Walk up behind her
>Ask her if she’s had one to many donuts
>Slap her ass
>Too entranced watching it jiggle to notice the 5 star wanted level

[Anonymous No.]

I just watched certain Rider scene from Hollow Ataraxia. That has to be how washing kejourou's hair is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262926
Well I also have this weird cat who makes strange meow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262917

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262925
Premium grade A dark chocolate kit kot.
Needs to eat less though…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262931
im more officer p'orcer and groping her pudgy body
I do run but its a love dance we do
I commit the crime and flirt with her and she chases after me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262384
Ironically actual Frenchies call a Dead-end street an "Impasse".
Another frogword we stole and now use to mean something else.
>cul de sac = ass-end of a bag

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a harem comprised of just a few Kejourou.
>They all have a different hair color from each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262973
Nah, we use both.
>>45262514
Meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262621
>>45262667
>vampire wife
made for lotus position

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262953
Nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

its sweater season. Get in.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being an exterminator in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261391
Wait this is extremely good.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk up to MGC Municipal High School
>security Ushi Oni spots me and waves me in
>goes back to molesting her janitor husband
>poke my head into the first classroom
>look around for a moment, frown and then head to the next one
>ah, there we go
>march in, grab a lolibaba tomboy Baphomet sitting in the front row taking notes, throw her over my shoulder
>she struggles to escape my grasp while whispering that she's almost managed to seduce Mr Anon
>Mr Anon gives me a look that says he was never going to fall for it before glancing at a smug Demon student sitting in the front row
>move to the next classroom carrying the struggling lolibaba tomboy
>peek in and spot my next target
>the Hag-disguised-as-a-student Inari pretends to be invisible
>grab her and throw her over my shoulder
>she quietly implores me to release her as she's nearly won over Anon, the chess club president
>turns to look at him and freezes in shock
>he's busy massaging his Anubis childhood friend's beans
>she slumps in defeat before perking up and imploring me to carry her off faster
>lolibaba is still struggling
>give her a firm spank on the ass while moving to the next classroom
>she lets out a long, drawn out moan and stops struggling except to shove her plump ass against my cheek
>third classroom is a bust as is the fourth
>the final classroom is the holy grail
>Holstaur teacher spots me and the "students" slung over my shoulder
>blushes before walking up to me
>over the shoulders she goes
>lolibaba ass still getting pressed into my cheek
>fox tail brushing against my face
>Holst tits resting on my head
>lock eyes with the Kikimora student council president
>she slowly stands up, straightens her uniform and then deftly leaps into a sitting position on top of the girls I'm carrying
>slowly trudge out of the school carrying off my new wives
>past the Ushi Oni who has moved on to riding her husband
>the security booth has partially collapsed
>nod at an Anon heading into the school pushing an empty shopping cart

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>>45263097
much respect to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263097
>Maid cum bride
Now I'm imaging ESL kiki maid trying to sound lewd/romantic, but it all comes out like a drunk russian or indian hitting on you

[Anonymous No.]

i retrieved my images of my wife, she is so pretty

[Anonymous No.]

Need a dork mamano to bribe into doing my schoolwork in return for acts of affection and sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263101
doing them a service, honestly. they were chasing those that didnt want them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263150
you should give her the sex and affection anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263150
Do smart monsters like himbos?

[Anonymous No.]

>45262983
Kys maggot

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone got that gif of the ghost girl from the ring where she blinks? she has very big tits in it. i lost my folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45262947
Perfect. A dictionary definition choco kot. Not even junglekot can compare. Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261690
i thought it was a spear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263180
very much so, the squishy nerd needs her big lug

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263225
You mean this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263307
thats the one, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

I am a christian...
So why does the Demon get my dick so throbbing hard, why do I want a succubus to hold me while I rub her horns why do I FIND MOST OF THE DEMONS HOT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
i mean, they aren't the satan kind of demonic, its mostly just an appearance thing. youre fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
Satan wants you to fuck demons.
God also wants you to fuck demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
solomon woulda tapped that and he was the wisest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
Be fruitful and multiply is a command I seem to recall. Marrying a Demon, which makes you immortal, means you can multiply for eternity. Imagine how happy Jesus will be when he sees the ten thousand daughters you have millennia from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263307
Poor sadako she just needs some dick and body warmth and she'll be good as new
I volunteer to be her body heater/cum tank

[Anonymous No.]

Cu(te) sith

[Anonymous No.]

I respect Alps more than those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
I'm too but I'm not devoit. I just kind of exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
Unlike demons you usually hear about, MGE Demon is capable of love and has your best interest in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263334
>God also wants you to fuck demons.
He wouldn't have made them such good girls if he didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
Hey if they an’t the six fingered, six toed and extra rows of teeth demons aka the nephilims that died in the flood then you’re all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263393
Then why do you have to sign a contract. Pure love doesn't need any legal bureaucracy rubbish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263439
you dont actually have to, they just find it really hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263439
It's a marriage certificate don't let them fool you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263439
Marriage itself is a contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263439
>demon wife offers contract
>sign it
>now you both have equal access to switch submission
>she gets to dominate you when she wants and you get to dominate her when she wants
>perfectly equal
>she even has to spoil you with all your favorite things

Oh wow, such evil. Would you not sign a marriage certificate to signify you're legally married to your monster wife when the portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

Archer anon steals a eros temples stache of black arrows and starts shooting everyone around town with it for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263319
I'm an atheist but sometimes I wonder if I'm wrong and there is a god, would I be considered an evil person? I also wish to be a MGE demon's love-toy, but the way I see it, desiring love isn't wrong. Neither is loving something that is good and loving in return. The parts about the setting that I don't care for I filter out.
Maybe if there is a kind god I'll be allowed to try again in a better world and meet the love of my life. Or maybe god is cruel and I'm just going to suffer for eternity for the crime of wanting a blueberry to cuddle. Most likely is that I will die alone and unfulfilled and that's the end of it.

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>>45263439
maybe the real contract was the pleasure you inscribe on her flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263476
Eros might actually punish you for that and not in a fun way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263464
>Would you not sign a marriage certificate to signify you're legally married to your monster wife when the portals open?
I'd pretend I didn't want to because I know how horny it'd make her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263499
They do so love the thrill of the chase. You can't make it too easy no matter how much you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263491
How so? don't everything end happily?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263518
might get away with it on a sloth demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263546
I want to repeatedly turn down a wrath demon just to see how angry I can get her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263543
Not if you're purposefully causing unnecessary suffering because you enjoy it. Despite the hugbox nature of the setting, I don't think being willfully evil would be tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263570
Greedy demon needs you all to her self but she'll also take everything and give it to you... She's basically a dragon on steroids if you think about it.
Just less pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263393

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263571
what is the punishment then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263598
Whatever Eros deems appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45261558
Do slimes reproduce by mitosis? They're like big cells, right? How do you know which one is the daughter afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263597
Them not buying expensive brands is a plus to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263597
i can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263597
>Them Js are fake
Rude. She's at least a K.

[Anonymous No.]

can you even fuck while youre in her sweater? sweaterbros please help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263740
sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>In elevator with an ushi
>Barely enough room for me
>Face pressed up again spider butt
>Luckily I’m only going to the second floor
>Can hear it straining and squealing
>Elevator breaks
>Ushi starts panicking
>she’s claustrophobic
>Grab her to keep her still so we don’t end up in the basement
>End up with a hand on her tits
>Try again
>Hand is now in her panties
>Doesn’t let me pull my hand out
>End up having hot sweaty sex while waiting for the technician

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263826
Oh no. What a disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263826
>>Luckily I’m only going to the second floor
>elevator
Fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263598
Sex dungeon. Without any sex.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263597
what anime is she from? I see this elf everywhere lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263888
Sousou no Frieren. The comic is okay. Haven't watched the show.

[Anonymous No.]

If god didn't want me to fuck the succubus he shouldn't have made the succ so damn cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263097
>out of town. I want to spend time together in a small Western-style building
A cabin innawoods with a bigtiddy Kiki.
Best-end.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you’re a powerful dragon from the old era then boom you’re now just a regular ass dude getting your face sat on by a lesser monster. How mad or happy would you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263900
It stands out a lot being not isekai. There has been other stuff too but that anime about the dragon going house shopping didn't have the same art potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263941
if im as wise and as powerful as a dragon, id hardly consider any monsters my 'lesser', so i dont think id mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Tricky fox illusions. So very tricky.
But she's a good girl aside from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>walk into house after a morning run
>neatly put my sweaty clothes in the washer and start a load
>immediately hop in the shower and clean up
>Kiki meido is quietly cleaning, tail and ears droopy
>tells me she's fine when I ask
>go into my office to start working
>finish up early and decide to fart around on company time while playing games
>Kiki meido brings me a snack
>grab her and make her sit on my lap while I play games
>that usually fixes her right up
>still droopy
>hand feed her some snacks
>that helps a little
>ruffle her hair and kiss her on the cheek
>tell her she's a good girl
>that does it
>next morning, I walk back into the house
>Kiki meido is prepping breakfast
>walk into the kitchen and grab her from behind
>watch her turn into a panting mess in mere moments once the scent of my sweat hits her
>oh, so that's what she's into
>pull off my sweat soaked shirt and make her put it on
>finish cooking breakfast for her after carrying her to the couch where she lays near-catatonic moaning my name
>set breakfast aside and then go "pamper" her
>it's cold by the time we're done but she doesn't mind
>happily hums a song to herself while we eat
>hear her tail thumping the chair as her ears twitch happily

Always indulge your wife's/wives' fetishes! ALWAYS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263941
If you were a dragon in pre-current-DL days and became an incubus dude afterwards, then you'd be most likely to have a fellow dragon as your wife, so that would be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of ancient evil hags. I want something new. Something new like... Present good brats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263900
thanks I'll check it out.
Have elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264055
How fucked up would it be to not share your elf wife's age, but instead still be soulbound so all your future incarnations would still hook up with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263848
Maybe the stairs were broken

[Anonymous No.]

>Chesh replaced the holy water with a slime again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45252775
cute tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264055
And this is why I don’t like elves, I am undead bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45263276
what do us ADHD ridden midwits get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264085
Weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264043
>TFW your wife is now a short 4 foot tall wyvern who now has better control over you after the change

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264043
All monsters got gender-bent when the switch to monster girls happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264202
Not what the new lore has been said though only about 1% changed into incubi since majority of monsters weren’t lovey dovey with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264143
>Paladin-san still haven't found any monsters
>even with the help of this "guide"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264085
Holy slimes are scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264191
>4 foot tall wyvern
Made for suspended congress.
>>45264202
>I would like to discuss monsters right after the new Mamono Lord takes over. Of course, there were types of monsters that initially consisted exclusively of women, but there were also monsters like dragons that became women. In this case, the monsters that were a couple before, after the transformation, began to engage in lesbian sex, regardless of their past? And what would happen if, following their instincts, they brought in a new human man?
>In the first place, the monsters from the era of the old Mamono Lords had very little love and did not marry. I think that most of these monsters became women and started looking for men-people. However, there were some exceptions: individual male monsters who "aroused love and entered into a marriage with the same female monster, forming a couple" did not become monster-girls. It is rumored that they began to look like human males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264226
Was this a Q&A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264241
Nta, but yes it was you can even find it on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck.
Imagine going from 50ft, bad ass, laser shooting, fire breathing, razor claw, steely scaled, hawk eyed, bloodhound nosed, sharp as a tack, sun-eclipsing winged, scourge of humanity, classic dragon...
To a mere lizard ape hybrid?
What a upgrade

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264241
Yes, ask.fm section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264085
If a priest blesses her does that mean she becomes okay to dick under the Chief God?

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't I win against fat kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264219
It's fine, he's getting paid, the relic is getting "worshipped" everyone is happy and the church is getting great pr through Paladin-san and the relics charitable works exterminating demon beasts. The roads on the frontier have never been safer with this pair patrolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264281
That's the note they found in the holy chest.
It says
>Headscritch the holy relic to charge up its power

[Anonymous No.]

>>45253566
>able to shout "CONO" from all of her tentacles at once

[Anonymous No.]

Man demon realm beasts are just animals with gigantism leave them alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>open the drawer in the kitchen
>look around cautiously
>pull out the can opener
>look around again
>lightly twist the can opener
>suddenly swarmed by Cheshire, Hellhound, Werewolf, Jinko and Fox wives
>turn around and shout, "IT'S JUST FUCKING PEACHES
>they all sulk and make pitiful faces at me
>crack open half a dozen cans of tuna for the cat wives
>crack open some corned beef cans for the canine wives
>sit at the table quietly eating my peaches

Buy an automatic can opener with a canine or cat wife at your own risk. It'll be running 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264327
If shaped like friend why made of delicious ham

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264281
>>45264143
That cheshire is basically using his scarf equipment slot. Good frost resistance though.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna send unsolicited dick pics to the vampire countess until she surrenders and stops stealing my underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264296
And fish, fried, baked or canned are acceptable offerings. And last but not least tender loving, both vaginally and anally.

[Anonymous No.]

Having an adventure party with lizardman and or Salamander seems like it would be cozy, and she'll basically just be your friend unless you build up the strength to beat her.
And even then you likely have been on so many adventures and she's seen you and helped you improve you'll likely end up liking each other to a point that getting hooked up seems reasonable.
Peak comfy honestly who doesn't want to adventure with strong lizards and end it on a wedding?

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Crystalback Wurm. She's even bigger and more destructive than the regular Wurm, as hard as that is to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264369
Basically monster hunter's Deviant monsters/Two named monster.
I welcome this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264369
This may sound evil, but my intrusive thoughts say rip out those crystals from her tail and make them mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264384
She probably sheds them off at some point and grows new ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264369
Is she the momest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264369
I want to stand up to wurm.
I would walk up to her and stop her rampage by hugging her.

[Anonymous No.]

her shields are down nows our chance!

[Anonymous No.]

vitamin bogie and vitamin wurm are vital parts of a balanced breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264394
>>45264394
>Dragon meets her Wurm cousin
>is bragging about how huge her hoard is
>it's worth at least 210 million dollars
>Wurm says her Hubby Wubby said their net worth is like eleventeen billion dollars so she can have ice cream whenever she wants
>Dragon watches a crystal drop off of Wurm before Wurm's husband quickly scoops it up into a bag
>nearly has a stroke before her own husband calms her down with belly rubs
>Wurm watches on with a confused look on her face as she polishes off her third pint of black raspberry chocolate chip ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet an elegant mamano ladyknight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264354
>she'll basically just be your friend unless you build up the strength to beat her.
That sounds more like the vanilla lizard while the dynamic with a salamander would be different, since the stoic lizards want to be defeated and the cute dumb hothead salamanders have somewhat different preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264354
that strength training exercises she does with increasingly look like babymaking sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45253899
>carry off a big gold box from some spooky mansion
>hear some thumping from it that night
>find some undead chick tied up in there
>tell her to get out because I found the box first
>she refuses and starts living in my closet
>doesn't help with the rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264412
>her shields didn't apply the massive resistances she had
>apply super flashy hero punch to center mass
>1 damage, but her tits are quite squishy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264553
must've been cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264560
I don't like cuckqueen horse...
She can watch me fuck the demon. Once. But then she must go away...

[Anonymous No.]

This, here, is a cat. I like this one. She's very pretty, and I like the houses they build. Very safe and comfortoble. The jungles surrounding their land also offer much joy and adventure. Come over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264578
maybe i should Tom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264578
She has an honorary spot in my harem, though I want more lore about her region and their culture. Though with my harem it's less me in charge and more being used as a mana tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264578
I want to live with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264578
The ocelomeh i'm writing is quickly becoming my favourite

[Anonymous No.]

Telling a holstaur her tits look too big to be real, so she either squishes me with them to show they are, or her older minotaur cousin beats me up for making her cry

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264629
essence harvester on the prowl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264578
No, the jungle is bad. Give the snow one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264043
>be dragon
>fall in love with a human woman
>boom new demon lord
>suddenly you're a human and she's a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264647
It's the same but you get raped on the snow instead of on the jungle tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264647
>You're a newly portaled anon, and very confused, for you ended up in teleporting to a frozen hellscape mid blizzard.
>You wander into an abandoned castle, hoping for a reprieve from the snow and maybe some wood to burn
>Hear this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thX_5miEWVQ
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

how to beat up wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264660
>can't toast marshmallows with your breat anymore
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264676
her emotional defense is pretty low

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264676
they sink like stones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264676
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264681
Wife will do it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264689
it's just not the same :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264663
Wrong they're nice and cuddly, no rape.
>>45264674
Roll to the bonefire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264681
>bunch of former dragons lamenting that they can't do cool stuff anymore like fly, breath fire, conveniently polymorph or comfortable sleep on gold
>>45264689
>have someone else do it for you like a hatchling
how demeaning, I writing a complaint to the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264681
>>45264698
>>45264718
>can't toast your daughter's marshmallows
why would the DL do this to us dragon bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264682
so just insult them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264754
that's very mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264681
learn some fire magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264502
So much armor. How will she show off her tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

Learning magic is not easy
Think of it like learning maths or science
Most people can do the basics, but to reach a high level requires an autism only found in the sabbath

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>>45264704
Sorry anon, the boss fog has already descended, looks like you're stuck with a royal ice tigerwife.

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>>45264775
where there's a will there's a way

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>>45264742
>dragon daughter has to deal with her dad lamenting "back in his day"

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>>45248855

[Anonymous No.]

being seduced by the monster robbing the bank that you're at when she takes you hostage (with a demon silver gun, that shoots demon silver bullets)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to piggy back my wyvern daughter on my back and teach her to sing Flying into Free.

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>>45264761
They deserve it(maybe)

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>>45264865
>Anon met his wife when she was robbing a bank
>Meanwhile I met mine while she was knocking over a piggly wiggly for our wedding with a hi-point with demon silver bullets
>Got married at a drive thru chapel by an elvis impersonator danuki
Some monsters have style and grace, others have something else.

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>>45264900
Why isn't her wedding dress in the mamano style?

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>>45264913
She isn't a mon vegas dancer, she has class.

[Anonymous No.]

What if we had a wurm, but chubby and with downy fluff like a jub jub instead of scales?
Not a bunyip, just a fluffy wurm with even less intelligence.
actual 2 int fluff wurm

[Anonymous No.]

desu i wouldnt want monsters to be all skimpy in public, im trying to go about my business, not everything got to be horny woman!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45264935
Agreed!
I love a woman who dresses for the occasion!

[Anonymous No.]

Insulting wurm to toughen up her emotional defenses, all for her own good

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>>45264931
Why not just a dumdum strong Bunyip?

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>>45264973
Not wide enough
Also I prefer the funni digging wurm over the swampsnek

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>>45264941
oh no! not the demon stare!

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>>45264983
Give that 'yip a shovel and she's just as good.

[Anonymous No.]

mofu mofu

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>>45264798
scrach her head and ez win

[Anonymous No.]

Hey mick hows that ga- oh right.

[Anonymous No.]

sad and scared, feel like throwing up. send me the cuddle thing.

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>>45265070
Bogey catapults are currently undergoing maintenance, sorry.

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>>45264836
"ill help raise her, but i wont have sex with you."

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>>45265080
>>45265070

Bearlista down - please understand.
Battering ram (female) is available though.
So is the ratapult.

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>>45265031
https://litter.catbox.moe/wd3gqq.png
Start of a dark elf. Labyrinth of estras walking sim now.
Not sure of what animation. Probably foot fetish at the mildest.

[Anonymous No.]

My fox wife is very mad.
She has given birth to 50 sons and 0 daughters.
She is now know as the unluckiest fox to exist and rumors are spreading that it's the result of not brushing her mofu well enough...

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>>45265101
On the bright side, there's so many potential grooms for the young danuki.

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>>45265101
50 is a lot anon

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>>45265113
It's 80 now.
Still no daughters, and she said we won't stop until we have at least 1.
I'm doing a bad job at creating more foxes.

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>>45265121
>08:18
>50
>12:07
>80
slow the fuck down anon please

[Anonymous No.]

lets talk about arrival

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>>45265132
140 now.
I can't she won't let me!
it's 190 now.

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>>45265070
You okay, anon?

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>>45265140
anon just say no, they cannot have sex with you if you dont give them your consent

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Anon you better stop, if the hag foxes see this all hope will be lost.
Please don't give them ideas.

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>>45265150
having a Shut-In Wretch(tm) moment over something dumb (i cannot find my sleeping pills), i apologise for my outburst

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>>45265154
YOUR ADVICE FAILED IT MADE HER HORNIER!!!
305 NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gremlin raised by a troll
>Enthusiastic about plants instead of machines
>Has some rather...inventive ideas on how to raise them
>And even more eccentric plants she wants to create.

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>>45265166
>anon wasnt even having sex, the foxes are simply reproducing asexually via mitosis

[Anonymous No.]

I DID IT I SUCCESSFULLY MADE A NEW FOX!!!
MY WIFE IS HAPPY NOW!!! IT JUST TOOK UNTIL CHILD 789!!!

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>>45265166
Go to bed and cover yourself in daughters, she wont be able to reach you without waking them

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>>45265168
The ultra aggressive (singing) alraune strain...
>FEED ME SEMEN
>FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG
>CAUSE IF YOU FEED ME SEMEN
>I CAN GROW UP, BIG AND STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes are a curse...

[Anonymous No.]

Her tails? Pillows
Her ears? Pillows
Her thighs? Pillows
Her fat tits? Pillows
Her ass? You guessed it
Walking pillow machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265150
no

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>>45265204
I prefer Yeti

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I just realized, how am supposed to raise that many kids...

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>>45265237
the fox who you just made a grandparent has a lot of spare time now that she and her husband have (finally) given it a rest.
also, her many single offspring will be eager to help look after your newborn kits. expect your sisters-in-law to pay frequent visits to dote on your little fluffballs.

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>>45265237
I imagine mamanobama gives families some compensation for raising the next generation of mons

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>>45265189
FEED ME SEYMOUR!

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>>45265258
I don't know why but this Alraune song popped in my mind.
>When the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie that's your Semori

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>>45265204
this is very true

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>>45265258
The guy sure looks like plant bait to me!
The guy sure looks like plant bait to me!
The guy sure looks like plant bait to me!
He's so nasty lusting over leaves,
a drink of your my will send him straight to his knees,
I need cum and he's got more than enough!
I need cum and you've got more than enough!
I need cum and (you)'ve got more than enough!

I love that musical. Audrey the alraune when?

[Anonymous No.]

Do harpies sing or do any dances?
They should I want courtship dances.

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>>45265281
>YOU GOT MY POINT I'M GONNA DRAIN YOUR BALLS

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>>45259148
Neither is ideal. 2009 is too dated but his modern anatomy has regressed from his golden era. The girls from MGEII were his best work art wise, before that he was inexperienced and now it feels like he's taking inspiration from the wrong places.

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>>45265226
It's important to know Yeti anatomy

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>>45265396
But what about the scarf!?

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[Anonymous No.]

mmm... danger... lots of it.

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>>45265494
They must fight to win me as a husband then sweater nap me. But they can only sweater nap me when the music playing stops so the others have a chance to get back up and fight again to regain a chance to sweater nap me.

[Anonymous No.]

A wisp floats into a bar
the wine gote says 'sorry, we don't serve spirits'
the wisp says that's fine, and orders a beer.

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>>45265508
a hellhound walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer... and some ribs."
the anon bartender asks why the big pause
she rapes him over the counter.

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>>45256753
>My dreams are plagued by her
>Every waking moment it's like I hear her whisper my name, herald our inevitable fate
>Dredging up from the depths of the grave
>Her cold, ice-enthralling touch I feel on the nape of my neck now
>Her breath, apocryphal, ephemeral
>She nears
>Lured from my slumber, I jerk awake, eyes darting about my dark and solemn room
>I roll over
>"What is it, dear?"
>She smiles as she threads her arms through mine and pulls herself into my chest, our legs entwining as she lets out a soft, dignified moan of 'waaarm' "Nothing, honey. That was it." Her ears wiggle as she nuzzles her face deeper into my chest and re-enters her restful slumber
>Lo, I have been captured.

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>>45265508
A group of four monsters, after a girl's night out of gossiping, go back to their hotel to meet up with their husbands.
They've been talking all night about what lewd things they're going to do in bed, and are excited to get started.
The first monster, a cheshire, says "Nya. I hope you girls have fun. I'm going to break the bed frame! For Wonderland!" she leaves and has sex with her husband.
"For Lescatie!" the second monster says, and has sex with her husband
"For Wintertown!" the third monster says, and has sex with her husband
"For Dragonia!" the fourth monster says, and goes to hug her body pillow

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>>45265579
this girl is leaking, need to lend her my handkerchief

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>>45265586
Do that and she'll be leaking from more than just one place if she already isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265456
Her Snuggle Scarf is an important part too!

[Anonymous No.]

whatss the best sleeping position, given your wife's anatomy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265619
in spooder pedipalps

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>>45265619
I don't know how to pick just one position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265619
Anywhere and everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

the frenzy has begun

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>>45265494
This picture raises a question
Front Horns?
Side Horns?
Or Back Horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265662
I like them on top, ideal for grabbing while plowing from behind

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>>45265662
it really doesnt tend to be something i care for, but i think back pointing horns are the best. less likely to end up in my eye, which id rather avoid, even with monster mana

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>>45261391
>>45263097
this artist is an unabashed kikifag and I love him for it

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>>45265619

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>>45265662
side horns, aka blowjob handlebars
back horns for the same reason

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>>45265670
Feel like the 'out to the side' horns would be better for that.

>>45265690
Backswept is nice and can even follow the curve of her head.

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spooderfags, I must know - do you care about the webs?

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>>45265619
I am forcibly used as a bodypillow at all times, whether that means I can face away and breath or stuck in chest fluff with dick between thighs is up to fate

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>>45265709
I'm not a pure spooderfag, but I like them a lot. I think webs are fine. For me the spider herself is the draw, and if she's into 'em like a web spider, great, and if she's more of an ambush predator, that's fine, too.

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>>45265709
yes. cozy, good for bondage such, can be used to make clothes. all good stuff, no downsides.

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>>45265755
>>45265779
Decisions decisons...
perhaps a trapdoor(neet) spider who dashes out and hugs me, but can still web me for kinky stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265659
Delta is best girl.

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>>45265796
>trapdoor(neet) spider
I think all spiders are neat!

[Anonymous No.]

which mgs should be outlawed?

[Anonymous No.]

i heard spiders kill and eat their mates after sexo... scary!

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>>45265836
yes hoomin, be scared, be very scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>45265836
yeah, many bugs eat the man's head after sex
>this is what they call a cleanup blowjob

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>>45265836
not sure how miss ushi is going to take not being the scariest spider

[Anonymous No.]

>Spooder making you web art
>Trap door spood making custom doors with custom patterns on the door
>makes you drag a web line so you don't get lost when you leave

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>>45265836
these ones dont eat their mates, but they certainly bite. aphro-paralytics are a bitch.

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>>45265866
Miss Ushi isn't trying to be SCARY, she's just so pent-up that she gets a little intense. Miss Ushi's natural state is to be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you grab slime horns or do your hands just go through

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>>45265897
the hands go in, but they dont come out. selective peremability or something, i dont know. slimes are just big, sexually attractive, intelligent, humanoid cells.

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>>45265896
she could try harder to not be so scary.
perhaps she could wear a funny hat.

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>>45265619
Sleeps on my chest

[Anonymous No.]

purple snakes! cuddly and perfect. good for holding hands with, sex, spending all your time with, and also for convincing to not go to war with the pharoah.

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>>45263176
That comes after getting kicked out for cheating on assignments and resigning to being her house-husband

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>>45265165
i couldnt find them. send the evil yet oddly comforting kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

I want beefy! Blubbery! Plump! Porcine!

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>wake up next your cheshire looking like this

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>>45266151
Looks like Cheshy got into the 'nip, and she done disabled herself.

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>>45264865
>orcs rob a bank
>get surrounded by cops
>demand an clear exit and a helicopter to the airport
>cops work on it
>orcs ask for some food
>and a mattress
>more food
>an extra water jug for the cooler
>a dozen wedding rings
>a jet waiting for them at the airport to take them on a honeymoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266226
Cute dullahan

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>>45266249
>they got so busy with anon they forgot to take the money

[Anonymous No.]

>fucking an elf
>she's got a ton of earrings
>constant jingling as we do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266285
>"Anon are you fucking a windchime or something? The rest of us are trying to sleep."

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>>45266257

[Anonymous No.]

Winter approaches

[Anonymous No.]

Nobleisse Oblige says that I take up arms and armor to defend my subjects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266285
It's to cover the slapping meat noises

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>>45266310
Anon, you can't just drop Seigfried's wife here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266310
I love pure white skin

[Anonymous No.]

Hello. Writing a story thatd involve red mana. How do I best show its not blood without directly stating 'its red mana'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266322
Her appearance is so fitting for a MGE Wight.

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>>45248855

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>>45266328
make it more watery? draw attention to unbroken skin?

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>>45266328
>Blood is slightly viscous and sticky, so red mana might be more fluid.
>Anon might notice it's the wrong color red.
>Blood comes out of cuts/scrapes/holes in a body; red mana might simply seep out of pores or be teased into existence in some other way that's obviously not bleeding.
>Blood has a coppery smell and taste, maybe red mana tastes like strawberries, raspberries, or whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to get up during the middle of a meeting and yank my demon boss's tail while she's trying to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266360
There are easier ways to take off work tomorrow than being forced through a mattress with the power of demon pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its that time of year when the winter mofu kicks in.
Gals will be softer and fluffier for the next few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45266367
But my hellhound's tail is already bigger than her, if it gets any fluffier she'll take up half the room.

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>>45266366
but are there more enjoyable ways?

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>>45266424
Phoning the boss and making up BS about being sick while going back to sleep