/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57467829]

>final stretch edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.57468060]

>>57467829
Why are all the workmen staring up his asshole?

[Anonymous No.57468103]

>>57468060
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.57468444]

I shall be known as YTD anon.

[Anonymous No.57468466]

>Market closed
>Credit crisis

[Anonymous No.57468467]

>>57468444
checked and nice cum performance

[Anonymous No.57468472]

>>57467829
Is anybody here stuck holding ARAV? They claimed they were voluntarily delisting on February 8th but Webull has frozen any buying/selling on the stock and nobody on the app can liquidate. I only stand to lose a whopping $40 or so but this fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.57468476]

OP is anti-blue collar
Gonna skip this thread. See ya in the next one.
Thank a lineman, btw.

[Anonymous No.57468478]

JEROME NIGGER POWELL

[Anonymous No.57468481]

how we feelin boys?

[Anonymous No.57468483]

>in the year of our lord 2024, the Nikkei will outperform every single national stock index

[Anonymous No.57468487]

Still not selling.

[Anonymous No.57468489]

GLOWNIGGERS LOST LOL

[Anonymous No.57468491]

This was the first conference where Powell was reading off a screen
All the others he has read off a piece of paper
What does this tell us?
I think this tells us that they were changing the script up until the last minute, to the point that he couldn't have it printed out to read it.
Why does this matter?
It shows that the Fed is reacting, not predicting / leading; it shows the Fed is being held together behind the scenes with rubber bands and duct tape; it shows that the Fed does not have their shit together --- like a teacher seeing a student working on their homework in the hall before class starts

[Anonymous No.57468494]

>>57468481
want to see another like half percent down so I can hit my target to cover but probably won't be too greedy

[Anonymous No.57468496]

>>57468103
wtf he does it better and he's facing them
Iran BTFO the US

[Anonymous No.57468501]

>The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that that an isolated system will move toward a state of disorder.
>The FED isn't expanding the money supply, which is stealing savers energy and directing it into the markets through the purchasing of assets.
>He is betting against The Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Ohhh, my sweet child. I'm not saying it will crash tomorrow, but if the market going higher (without the FED and the banking system creating new currency units) doesn't worry you, then you will realize how big of an imbecile you are in the future.
YOU WILL LEARN THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS!

[Anonymous No.57468498]

>>57468481
I got one of the vitamins I take stuck in my throat last night and it's still there I think. Feels awful.

[Anonymous No.57468499]

>My AMD in the hole almost fully recovered and my MNTS is now pumping
Too bad MNTS management is a band of fucking cunts and I will never make back my 99% loss.

[Anonymous No.57468502]

>>57468467
Thank you anon, I'll make sure to keep everyone up to date all year. Tune in regularly to see where it will take us!

[Anonymous No.57468503]

Joe Biden is gonna git ya. He's gonna git all ya.

[Anonymous No.57468509]

>>57468466
wtf happens in 2041

[Anonymous No.57468512]

>>57468498
Drink more water

[Anonymous No.57468516]

China nerds are about to attack the US. Sell while you can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prsWw4q8XOM

[Anonymous No.57468520]

I came out and my shit was gone

[Anonymous No.57468522]

>>57468501
Umm, sweatie? The Fed is God when it comes to its own currency, it can change the laws of its own universe.

[Anonymous No.57468524]

>>57468512
I drink tons of water/tea/coffee already it got to the point I felt bloated and sick.

[Anonymous No.57468527]

>>57468509
aliens arrival

[Anonymous No.57468529]

>>57468509
I don't want to spoil the surprise.

[Anonymous No.57468532]

buy tupperware anon.

[Anonymous No.57468534]

This ruins my day

[Anonymous No.57468538]

>market is going up
>Take a 20 min nap during speech because his voice is soothing and makes me sleepy
>Market tanks
>Wake up and markets rally

What really is going on??

[Anonymous No.57468540]

>Panic sell: it recovers and moons later on
>Dont panic sell: It keeps dumping until I eventually sell

Why

[Anonymous No.57468549]

>>57468494
i need a similar move to unheem some risky covered calls that i want to close. i guess we'll see what happens rest of the week and next week
>>57468498
sounds horrible anon. cant you drink some drank and get that vitamin down your gullet?

[Anonymous No.57468551]

musky huskies...

[Anonymous No.57468553]

>>57468509
hyperborean insider trading fiasco

[Anonymous No.57468554]

>>57468532
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

[Anonymous No.57468556]

>>57468499
>MNTS
I thought I was the only one still holding memorial shares.

[Anonymous No.57468558]

>>57468538
market will be a bit poopy for a couple of months
then the market will likely be less poopy for a while

[Anonymous No.57468559]

be honest boys
how many of you bought the scam pump

[Anonymous No.57468563]

The real ai bubble was the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.57468568]

>>57467829
Today's FOMC screenshot roundup

>Jeanna
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>Others
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>>57468156

[Anonymous No.57468570]

>>57468540
the problem is youre capitulating

[Anonymous No.57468572]

>>57468540
It's almost like it's impossible to predict how the market moves

[Anonymous No.57468573]

>BOND KING JEFFERY GUNDLACH

[Anonymous No.57468574]

>>57468538
Based snoozer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57468578]

>>57468491
no you idiot, it shows he was using chat-gpt to answer the questions and you should be buying nigger-video.

[Anonymous No.57468579]

Double top.

[Anonymous No.57468582]

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CRAB

[Anonymous No.57468584]

>>57468568
here's another one. stern jerome

[Anonymous No.57468585]

>>57468559
scam?

[Anonymous No.57468588]

>>57468549
I've been trying, but thank you. At least it feels like it made it past the pharynx and is somehow in the esophagus now.

[Anonymous No.57468592]

>>57468522
It's not about currency It's about energy my child. Energy MUST be stolen from savers and transferred into the market to keep it propped up. There is no such thing as a perpetual motion machine, without new ENERGY being transferred into the market it cannot sustain itself.

[Anonymous No.57468596]

>>57468582
My investments are with great companies. They will come back.

[Anonymous No.57468597]

>>57468585
i mean specifically spy options players who bought calls when the spy was 5 dollars higher earlier

[Anonymous No.57468600]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.57468602]

>>57468568
Jeanna bros...who can stop us?

[Anonymous No.57468604]

>>57468549
>i need a similar move to unheem some risky covered calls that i want to close. i guess we'll see what happens rest of the week and next week
I covered here a minute ago, got my +110% on MSFT weeklies
Not ready to size up yet until I'm confident we're seeing actual volatility in the market and not just permapump

[Anonymous No.57468605]

Red day, huh?

[Anonymous No.57468606]

>>57468582
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS 08
5 YEARS OF NO CRAB

[Anonymous No.57468610]

>>57468588
Try eating a piece of bread, anon

[Anonymous No.57468611]

Aight, dumped all my bags. Dont care about this shit, let it crash.

[Anonymous No.57468613]

>>57468597
spy options buyers are just gamblers unless the expiries are 2+ months out

[Anonymous No.57468615]

JEROME STOP
I'M ALREADY DEAD

[Anonymous No.57468617]

SVIX chads, we buying this dip?

[Anonymous No.57468616]

>>57468582

[Anonymous No.57468620]

>>57468610
Nah, throatanon needs to have something that's 1. sticky 2. liquid that will grab the vitamin and pull it further down his esophagus
>>57468613
there's such a thing as intraday trading you know

[Anonymous No.57468627]

>>57468610
I had pizza for lunch and tried a granola bar last night. I really don't get this. I appreciate the suggestions though.

[Anonymous No.57468628]

>>57468540
pick a strategy and stick with it
i buy dips
i hold no matter what

[Anonymous No.57468633]

let's say a prayer y'all

[Anonymous No.57468634]

>>57468613
yeah but what do you think everyone here is
real investors arent in this thread in the middle of the day
they are working their comfy 6fig jobs

[Anonymous No.57468636]

>/smg/ scared away by a -1% during a fed meeting
this is how i know you're all poor

[Anonymous No.57468645]

>>57468498
You're paranoid. It would have dissolved by now.

[Anonymous No.57468647]

>>57468604
nice trade. my trade of the day was scalping 37 cents on SPY calls in 31 seconds

[Anonymous No.57468649]

>>57468633
Wtf he just smashed the podium
It's over

[Anonymous No.57468652]

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[Anonymous No.57468653]

KRE: -5%

[Anonymous No.57468654]

>>57468636
That's like 50% with leverage.

[Anonymous No.57468655]

>>57468636
Many of us came here within the last 3-4 months. This is the biggest crash we've ever experienced.

[Anonymous No.57468666]

>>57468655
I wonder how many people posting here have been trading longer than a year. are there really that many of you that got sucked into trading because of the October-January bear market rally?

[Anonymous No.57468670]

>>57468645
This is also possible. Though, I'm more OCD than hypochondria.

[Anonymous No.57468671]

>>57468628
And I cut losses early. No way im going to become a bagholder ever.

[Anonymous No.57468672]

>>57468582
>>57468606
The worst part isn't even the crab. It's the slow climb only to slowly fall only to climb again and then fall again.

MULTI
YEAR
EDGING

[Anonymous No.57468675]

>>57468666
I was being facetious

[Anonymous No.57468679]

>>57468666
I've been trading since 2013, I make most of my money during bear markets

[Anonymous No.57468680]

>Was right on all my option plays yesterday
>Still lost money because I'm a retard who didn't understand implied volatility
Today I learned

[Anonymous No.57468685]

>>57468666
I opened my brokerage account in June although I had $300 in ThinkOrSwim for a few years during the pandemic that I occasionally messed around with.

[putsRnotDaWae No.57468689]

>Boboids are euphoric over a small drop from all time high
Incredible, buying more calls here.

[Anonymous No.57468690]

>>57468633
Timiraos thinks he will be the next chair, but it will actually be this guy.

[Anonymous No.57468695]

>>57468655
Imagine not being forged in the pants shitting volatility of 22.

[Anonymous No.57468701]

>>57468689
You know what they say, Anon. Buy high sell low.

[Anonymous No.57468707]

>>57468516
Attack with what, final warnings?

[Anonymous No.57468709]

>>57468690
Who else will QE the deficits of the Harris Administration?

[Anonymous No.57468710]

I'm barely moving today friends.
And tomorrow is payday! I always get around 200 at the first of month from interest and dividends. Yay.

[Anonymous No.57468713]

>>57468701
One in the hand is worth two in the bush

[Anonymous No.57468717]

Don't mind me guys, just gonna catch this falling knife

[Anonymous No.57468720]

>>57468690
*smacks lips*
*bumps mic*
awright
interest rates be negative 10 percent from now on
*pauses for reaction*
das rite
also all blacks get free money
*thunderous applause from the audience of reporters*

[Anonymous No.57468723]

i think my SPY divy hits today/tomorrow. shill me some slurpable tickers please

[Anonymous No.57468729]

>>57468689
All in on tech puts.

[Anonymous No.57468730]

>>57468717
Howst?

[Anonymous No.57468732]

>>57468516
Point me to a point in recent history (200years) where China invaded a country.

[Anonymous No.57468733]

>>57468713
Are we talking birds or penises?

[Anonymous No.57468739]

>>57468633
>doesnt even own a shirt and tie. only 6xl polo

[Anonymous No.57468740]

>>57468666
Checked.
I've been """trading""" for 4 years, but I've only been investing for a year and a month.

[Anonymous No.57468742]

uh soxl sisters? weren't we supposed to go up by eod?

[Anonymous No.57468747]

>>57468103
He has a really nice ass.
I just sold everything.

[Anonymous No.57468750]

>>57468730

[Anonymous No.57468754]

UVXY chads we won

[Anonymous No.57468756]

>>57468732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Vietnamese_War

[Anonymous No.57468757]

>>57468742
Still have QCOM to go through

[Anonymous No.57468763]

>>57468732
china is and has been in a constant state of invading itself since the dawn of civilization

[Anonymous No.57468768]

>>57468103
**stares in pure disgust**

[Anonymous No.57468772]

>>57468720
best chair of our generation not picrel hack

[Anonymous No.57468774]

ZION bros...
Regional banks are probably the truest reaction to a rate decision, besides non-profitable tech.

[Anonymous No.57468780]

>>57468655
lol. after a few failed attempts I started buying in September because everything was just too juicy.
but I vaguely remember COVID, I was poor and threw $1000 in Royal Dutch Shell after they cut their dividend and gained a cool 100% profit

[Anonymous No.57468782]

>>57468733
Never look a gift horse in the mouth

[Anonymous No.57468791]

Bond King Jeffery Gundlach
>India is the strongest economy in the world

[Anonymous No.57468794]

>82% of Canada uses fucking credit cards for everything

Holy shit man

[Anonymous No.57468797]

SOXL call time?

[Anonymous No.57468801]

>>57468774
Lol, BA is one of the only green companies in a massive sea of red.

[Anonymous No.57468804]

>>57468782
Why, they don't brush gift horses' teeth?

[Anonymous No.57468806]

Buy the dip, everything is going well. "this is a good economy" -jerome. they confirmed cuts this year. it doesn't matter that much is the market priced in too many hikes, that probably account for a few percent points

[Anonymous No.57468808]

>>57468756
>The conflict lasted for about a month, with China withdrawing its troops
Isn't that more of a border skirmish?

[Anonymous No.57468811]

>>57468774
What in the goddamn did Google just do??? That's the biggest hit I've seen so far this year jesus man!

[Anonymous No.57468820]

Bond God Emperor of Mankind:
>India is the next global Superpower and hegemons of the next stage of interstellar human civilization

[Anonymous No.57468823]

>>57468811
turns out infinite growth isn't sustainable nor possible

[Anonymous No.57468826]

I genuinely, unironically, believe that Chairman Powell is working for the benefit of the big 4. He’s doing everything he can to kill off community and regional banks. Who does that benefit? Not the consumer. It benefits the big banks. There is no logical explanation for refusing to lower rates. None. Unless he intentionally wants to kill off smaller banks to benefit the big 4.

[Anonymous No.57468829]

>>57468806
>
stfu

[Anonymous No.57468831]

>>57468666
been dabbling since 2006 or so

[Anonymous No.57468834]

>>57468826
>There is no logical explanation for refusing to lower rates.
inflation still elevated
economy doing great! buy!

[Anonymous No.57468838]

>>57468774
>my INTC doing a little sumn

[Anonymous No.57468845]

>>57468826
The fed was a slave to JPM from the beginning, that's the whole point. They don't really actually do anything except distract people from reality.

[Anonymous No.57468847]

>>57468820
why do pajeets always walk too close to the train?

[Anonymous No.57468850]

>>57468666
Ive been trading for several years now
>so you're pretty good right?
....

[Anonymous No.57468851]

>>57468826
stfu too >>57468829

[Anonymous No.57468853]

>>57468808
It's them trying to invade (and failing). They did the same in Korea in the 50's and succeeded at that one.

[Anonymous No.57468858]

>>57468826
don't banks make money from higher interest rates?
In Canada there are variable-rate mortgages so high interest rates mean hordes of cash flowing to the bank

[Anonymous No.57468859]

>>57468845
But now they are explicitly taking action to kill the competition of JPMC, Citi, BofA and WF. It’s not even subtle at this point

[Anonymous No.57468861]

>>57468850
it took me like 4 full years of active daily trading to become +EV. a lot of it is learning to take small losses instead of large losses, that's really psychologically difficult for the human brain

[Anonymous No.57468862]

>>57468797
I've never dabbled in leveraged ETFs... are they not long term holds?

[Anonymous No.57468866]

>>57468666
Ive been trading for about 7 years now, but only started taking it seriously 3 years ago. Now Ive learned enough that I can do this full time while working my real job. Might even get a SECOND job just to make more money to invest.

[Anonymous No.57468868]

>>57468823
I have a BAD feeling that AMZN will not save the markets this week....

[Anonymous No.57468869]

Are regional banks going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57468873]

>>57468859
They're not doing anything, JPM is doing it on their own. The fed just looks flashy so you don't question it.

[Anonymous No.57468874]

>>57468811
the fall of silicon valley. protip: start backing up youtube videos you like.
>>57468826
picrel

[Anonymous No.57468875]

>>57468862
No. Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.57468877]

SPY $500 C expiring Friday trading at $0.02 with a delta of 0.010.
Easy 100x
Don't believe me? Buy 1 contract, literal pennies.

[Anonymous No.57468879]

>>57468862

[Anonymous No.57468881]

Told you fags to buy Cigna

[Anonymous No.57468883]

>>57468858
then the banking index wouldnt crash: >>57468653

[Anonymous No.57468886]

WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

[Anonymous No.57468894]

>>57468869
>regional banks
are credit unions ok?

[Anonymous No.57468895]

>>57468869
>regional banks
more like regional SKANKS am i right fellas? ZING GOT EM'!

[Anonymous No.57468898]

How are we doing fellow sex haver bros?

[Anonymous No.57468906]

>>57468858
No. They make money by sitting between securities traders and the productive components of the economy that need money. The interest rate is just an arbitrary fluctuating parameter of the system like stock prices.

[Anonymous No.57468911]

>>57468898
Have not had filipina pussy in 3 days, I want to kms

[Anonymous No.57468912]

>>57468858
Thing is high interest rates squeeze the consumer, and they start spending less people get fired and they default on their credit and banks need liquidity (cash) and not real estate (illiquid) on their balance sheets.

[Anonymous No.57468914]

>>57468869
As someone who does business with a regional bank I hope not

[Anonymous No.57468916]

>My investments are with great companies they’ll come back

[Anonymous No.57468919]

alright i have watched too much CNPC today. time to turn it off

[Anonymous No.57468921]

>>57468898
girlfriend wants to try anal for the first time tonight, but I have no idea how to clean my ass properly

[Anonymous No.57468922]

Well at least we have the Groundhog Day rally coming up tomorrow and Friday

[Anonymous No.57468927]

>>57468861
I find successful day trading is doing a whole lot of things you absolutely don't want to do. This probably has a lot to do with the high failure rate

[Anonymous No.57468928]

the way janet yellen is printing debt is like a controlled demolition of america's economy.
kikes seem to have given up on their golem. problem is who is the new golem. it's not china. it's not europe (kek). it's not russia. it could be india (kek).

[Anonymous No.57468929]

>>57468922
FEBEARARY

[Anonymous No.57468931]

>>57468921
first of all, did you make money today? if you lost money your anus should already be adequately prepared

[Anonymous No.57468933]

>>57468921
Just blow in it

[Anonymous No.57468941]

>>57468894
Let me put it this way: they're about to become credit confederacies.

[Anonymous No.57468942]

>>57468912
The problem isn't the interest rates the problem is everyone working to support foreigners (either those who have been dragged into the country or the ones we're just sending money/things to directly.)
The interest rates don't matter. Under this configuration you get squeezed whether they're high (credit is unaffordable) or low (goods are unaffordable.)

[Anonymous No.57468943]

I shorted aapl with a x15 leverage
Thoughts? Am i gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.57468944]

>>57468869
Possibly. These rates are killing smaller banks. Crushing lending business. Fucking up assets. We can’t maintain with these rates. They know that too. Last year our earnings got slashed by many tens of millions. That is not sustainable for smaller and regional banks.

[Anonymous No.57468946]

>>57468879
>>57468875
Thanks. Reading about volatility drag now. It makes sense to me. I see they have 180DTE options on things like SOXL, is that still too long of a timeframe? Or is it fundamentally swing traded in the short term?

[Anonymous No.57468948]

>>57468921
https://www.healthline.com/health/anal-douche

[Anonymous No.57468954]

>>57468942
>The interest rates don't matter.
They do matter, and the welfare state also isn't a pro sure.

[Anonymous No.57468955]

>>57468895
That just knocked another 1% off the index. I hope you're happy.

[Anonymous No.57468961]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57468965]

>>57468868
Nigga Jerome just said March cut ain't happening and that they need to see stable 2% inflation (several data points, not just one yoy bump, and definitely no precuts based on 6 mo trend)
He just confirmed hard landing basically

[Anonymous No.57468967]

down 82 how do ya like it?

[Anonymous No.57468968]

Higher for Longer

[Anonymous No.57468969]

>>57468927
Elaborate?

[Anonymous No.57468971]

>>57468826
Read Piketty. Turns out thet money itself is working for the big banks, because it's mathematically skewed to accumulate in always larger chunks.

[Anonymous No.57468976]

>>57468961
I will never recover financially from this

[Anonymous No.57468979]

>>57468961
+5%
I have a headache and I'm going back to bed now.

[Anonymous No.57468982]

>>57468961
-$596.05

[Anonymous No.57468984]

>>57468912
GOOD

Liquidate the consumers, liquidate the credit card companies, liquidate the banks, liquidate real estate, liquidate big tech

[Anonymous No.57468985]

A wooden shitbox built in 1941 in my small city sold for over 200k. We have a ways to go before rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.57468988]

>>57468961
NOT GREAT THANK YOU
-2.74%

[Anonymous No.57468991]

>>57468961
Exactly -1.00%
I'm still green overall but dang son

[Anonymous No.57468993]

DAYUMMMM
EVEN EOD CALL BUYERS JUST GOT INSTANTLY DELETED

[Anonymous No.57468997]

>>57468961
>-1.34%
>YTD: -0.46%

[Anonymous No.57468998]

>>57468877
Shit and piss will NEVER be $500. Smart money knows this.

[Anonymous No.57468999]

>>57468955
>I hope you're happy.

[Anonymous No.57469001]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU JEROME MY BAGS ARE FUCKED UP

[Anonymous No.57469004]

>>57468961
My irrational TZA investment finally went up. Still in the red though overall.

[Anonymous No.57469008]

>>57468984
Couldn't agree more.

[Anonymous No.57469011]

>>57468961
-.45%

[Anonymous No.57469012]

>ding ding ding'd
FUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.57469015]

>>57468961
~$20

[Anonymous No.57469017]

>>57468961
Down 5% on the day, up 10% on the week still tho.

[Anonymous No.57469018]

I don't know about you guys but I'm watching what little gains I made in January tick down, down, down.

[Anonymous No.57469019]

>>57468965
But....but I thought AI was gonna be a HUGE profit for everyone?

[Anonymous No.57469025]

>>57469001
Whats going on with Google?

[Anonymous No.57469027]

>>57468961
breddy gub. fun day shitposting with the lads too

[Anonymous No.57469036]

>>57469025
They didn't say AI enough times

[Anonymous No.57469037]

qcom beat

[Anonymous No.57469038]

>>57469025
Forcing people to watch an ad for a 15 second youtube short isn't a sustainable business model.

[Anonymous No.57469039]

>>57468928
They're trying to weaken America so they can more easily stick it into a world government. That is why they keep trying to concentrate finance into fewer and fewer banks.

[Anonymous No.57469043]

>>57468961
-2.16%
I hate women.

[Anonymous No.57469044]

>>57469018
something something like taking the stairs going up and the elevator going down

[Anonymous No.57469045]

>>57469001
>bonds are going up
Based

[Anonymous No.57469049]

>>57468961

[Anonymous No.57469050]

>>57468961
I'm never going to make it

[Anonymous No.57469054]

pretty low key day today

[Anonymous No.57469058]

>>57469043
Impressive portfolio anon. Can I ask how long you've been investing? Annual salary? I'd like to get my portfolio that big someday. Options? Shares?

[Anonymous No.57469064]

>>57468965

[Anonymous No.57469065]

>>57468969
You naturally want to buy low and sell high. Successful day trading involves buying high and selling higher. The easiest pattern to master mechanically is buying a breakout from a consolidation which involves exactly this. The second thing you will be disinclined to do is hold onto your winners as long as possible while cutting your losers quick. You need to have a tight stop and make absolute sure you honor it. You will not want to do this as there is always some excuse to lower a stop. Holding onto winners is hard because as soon as you are in profit you will have the supreme urge to close the trade. However if you close trades too fast the winners will never make up for the losers. As the trade is moving up and making more and more profit your brain will try to tempt you to close early so you don't lose that profit. And sometimes the trade will turn around and become a loser. You just have to live with that. The risk to reward needs to be at least 1:1 if not 2:1 or more. Any day trading system that cuts winners early and has less than a 1:1 will be a loser no matter if it has a 90% win rate.
So there you go. You will want to buy low and sell high when instead you should buy high. You will want to cut winners so they don't turn into losses. Don't do this

[Anonymous No.57469071]

>>57468545
which one of you retards is this

[Anonymous No.57469072]

there is still a portential stock market kill screen coming up anon in case you wanna watch

[Anonymous No.57469076]

>recruiter called my mom's house instead of me
Where the fuck did they even get her number?

[Anonymous No.57469075]

>they didn't buy POWL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57469077]

Yesterday we discovered our entire economy was going to revolve around going on Facebook to take pictures of women and using NVDA products to make the women naked. Now that this Taylor Swift AI Porn thing is about to make that illegal, is it any wonder why we went down today? This is literally all her fault.

[Anonymous No.57469083]

>>57468946
>fundamentally swing traded in the short term
This. Buying options on LETF is just more leverage on top for the degen gamblers out there.

[Anonymous No.57469087]

Kek, remember the anon from the other day who thought he was finally getting to $300k?

[Anonymous No.57469088]

>>57469025
I'm using Bing

[Anonymous No.57469092]

>>57469065
pic rel. some smart nigga in a book

[Anonymous No.57469099]

>>57468961
wew lad

[Anonymous No.57469100]

>>57469065
Thanks, anon, that tracks a lot with what I've heard elsewhere. Glad you've got things working for yourself.

[Anonymous No.57469101]

Bros, be honest with me right now;

Will Amazon stock actually go up or down? If Google and Microsoft are dumping....then the AI bubble is now the Dot Com Bubble 2.0

[Anonymous No.57469103]

My gf is a better investor than I am.

[Anonymous No.57469105]

>>57469065
I've been holding the majority of my account in options that practically went to zero over New Years and are only just now coming back.

[Anonymous No.57469108]

>>57468961
A cool +0.8% to bring me to -3.4% on the month.

[Anonymous No.57469109]

>>57469092
>some smart nigga in a book
a couple books I can recommend is "Trading in the Zone" and "Best Loser Wins"

[Anonymous No.57469116]

>>57469087
Yup. I was just thinking about him. Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.57469117]

Qcom did a good

[Anonymous No.57469119]

>>57469092
it's called the 'texas hedge' in commodities, when you have a winning position you double down

[Anonymous No.57469121]

>>57469087
We've got two of 'em going at it, don't we?

[Anonymous No.57469123]

>>57469101
Everything in the "magnificent 7" is trash. People don't know how to value tech companies so they haven't noticed yet.

[Anonymous No.57469124]

>>57468961
-0.04%

[Anonymous No.57469137]

>>57469092
Is this from Gregory Mannarino’s book?

[Anonymous No.57469136]

>>57469103
What's her portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57469138]

>>57469087
>>57469116
greetings, just posted above
not a big deal, I'm beyond worrying about these minor waves, I have plenty of time hold and retire as a millionaire
wagmi

[Anonymous No.57469145]

be deadass with me niggaz, is it over?

[Anonymous No.57469149]

>>57469136

[Anonymous No.57469154]

>>57469145
Yup, time to buy SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.57469155]

>>57469145
word

[Anonymous No.57469160]

>>57468826
>zomg guys 5% rates are so high we gotta lower rates!!1!

jfc ZIRP has permanently fried everyone's brains
5% should be near the AVERAGE rate damn it
easy money policy is bullshit

[Anonymous No.57469163]

>>57469145
No. We will forever be out here like Sisyphus, but with our portfolios crabbing instead.

[Anonymous No.57469166]

>>57469149
An extremely Lynchian $BECKY portfolio. Good for her.

[Anonymous No.57469165]

>>57469160
bing bing bing

[Anonymous No.57469172]

>month +5.86%
>was +6.90% before today

[Anonymous No.57469173]

Damn, I bought too soon. But I thought so as well for the entire previous year, and it ended up being fine. This won't be much different.

[Anonymous No.57469175]

>>57469145
Like my homie Ree-ree. You know, the short little nigga who walk funny and got got in that driveby?

Sheeeeit.

[Anonymous No.57469181]

look up the 2013 taper tantrum
if you know you know

[Anonymous No.57469182]

>>57469058
I am 30 years old, really only started seriously investing at 24
I make 150 - 250K annually the past 3 years. before that was just around 130k.

I am getting married this year so I should be paying about 20-30k less in taxes, I also am able to claim my interest on my mortgage as a deduction. Hoping to just make 250K and save 70% for the next 2-3 years and retire anon.

[Anonymous No.57469183]

>>57469160
Very true, Mr. Bianco.

[Anonymous No.57469186]

>>57469145
at the very least were going to the weeks expected move
a greater selloff than that requires some bad earnings tomorrow which we might get

[Anonymous No.57469189]

>>57469149
>No LVMHF
Dump her.

[Anonymous No.57469190]

>Be a WMT
>Write 170C Feb16 for $55
>A few weeks pass, it drops to $10, cool.jpg
>Decides to just keep rallying though
>Announces stock split, shits upwards violently on open
>Could've closed my option for $10 and re opened it for $80 profit today
>Now I'm sitting on a $30 loss because the IV spiked as well
Now obviously, I'm still holding it until expiry because there's no exit costs, and if my math is correct, it should range around 170.40 - 170.60

[Anonymous No.57469191]

>Lisa SU
>AI single most important technological advancement in the last 50 years
>the internet

[Anonymous No.57469197]

>>57469160
FFR is historically a mean of 4.6% since 1954.
>Source: FRED + Excel

[Anonymous No.57469209]

>>57469197
>Excel not Openoffice Calc

[Anonymous No.57469223]

>>57469182
>really only started seriously investing at 24
Much too late. Enjoy eating pet food in retirement

[Anonymous No.57469224]

>imagine what will happen when japan starts hiking and going back to normal

[Anonymous No.57469226]

>>57469209
>Using FOSS on proprietary hardware
Yesmm, hmm curious.

[Anonymous No.57469229]

>>57469197
Good thing there wasn’t some sort of event that made our boomer politicians change our currency and now they think the magic credit card is the final solution to everything.

[Anonymous No.57469232]

After all the money I've lost today not even an anime milf with purple hair sitting her large, sweaty buttcheeks on my face would make me feel better.

[Anonymous No.57469233]

>>57469191
the internet was invented in 1969

[Anonymous No.57469242]

>>57469229
I'm glad you brought that up! Because since 2000, FFR mean is 1.79%. Want to guess since 08?

[Anonymous No.57469243]

>>57469209
MSFT returned 1,700% in over the past 10 years
open sores can suck my turgid cock

[Anonymous No.57469244]

>>57469182
People should be sentenced to pay back the tax benefits in case of a divorce. Why benefits when you divorce and you won't look after each other or didn't make kids etc?

[Anonymous No.57469252]

>>57469209
Have you seem what this guy looks like lately

[Anonymous No.57469258]

>>57469252
unfortunately yes. cancer sucks :(

[Anonymous No.57469260]

>>57469243
GET EM

[Anonymous No.57469262]

>>57469242
Hmmmm 1% or less?

[Anonymous No.57469270]

>>57469243
You're not s'posed to get high on your own supply anon

[Anonymous No.57469272]

>>57469233
by al gore

[Anonymous No.57469274]

>>57469137
it's a book about making money in stocks called "How To Make Money in Stocks" - William O'Neil

[Anonymous No.57469275]

>>57469058
>>57469182
But to answer your last questions.
I max out my 401k and IRA's in vanguard spy500 etf and funds. I sometimes buy options but they are LEAPs on companies that after research I conclude have a high chance at going higher. Starting out I would try and "day trade" when I had like 15k lol would mostly do credit and debit spreads that were 2 weeks out. but I made great returns just picking 10-15 stocks that I researched well and bought and held over a long period of time.
Now I am getting into more tax avoidance so long term approach I guess is to by MGK VUG VOO or QQQ until you die and borrow against it with either cash margin or equity loan from your bank.

[Anonymous No.57469277]

should I slurp 100 shares of GOOGL rn?

[Anonymous No.57469280]

>>57469149
> not even one stock in the green
lmao how bad must you be doing if that's better than your portfolio

[Anonymous No.57469281]

>>57469262
Exactly: 0.96% Can't even round up if you go more sig figs.

[Anonymous No.57469284]

>>57468941
they're gonna do the great taking aren't they

[Anonymous No.57469286]

>>57469099
you do have some protective puts in place i hope?

[Anonymous No.57469289]

Oh no no bullbros
> COMMERCIAL VESSEL HIT BY MISSILE OFF YEMEN: SECURITY FIRM - AFP NEWS

[Anonymous No.57469292]

>>57469043
I hate women and jpow

[Anonymous No.57469295]

>>57469274
Anybody who trades and hasn't read this yet should drop everything now and go through it. It's GOAT

[Anonymous No.57469298]

>>57469209
Last year I updated Notepad++ and Open Office. They were 12 years out of date

[Anonymous No.57469300]

>>57469065
>from reading this single paragraph of text absolutely everyone can be a 90% winner at daytrading
wow, the market will never go down again!

[Anonymous No.57469309]

>>57469281
That sounds about right, and I’m assuming the general population doesnt realize how fucked we truly are and how poor everyone is about to be by the end of spring.

[Anonymous No.57469312]

>In livestock trading, the Texas hedge typically refers derisively to Texan cattle ranchers who might buy cattle futures contracts while already owning cattle, thereby doubling their risk exposure.

[Anonymous No.57469314]

>>57469223
I have a house and land that is paid off I can build a cabin on. I grew up in a trailer park so even getting to middle class is a come up for me. That balance also does not have my RSU's from work or the equity from my timberland / house.

[Anonymous No.57469327]

>>57469300
I was just answering the question from anon of what are some examples of things a successful day trader does that he will not want to do, i.e. the counterintuitive stuff. Obviously there is a lot more to it than just that. A lot of it can only be learned through experience

[Anonymous No.57469329]

>>57469292
can't even quote properly anymore.
>>57468961

[Anonymous No.57469334]

>>57468961
I don't wanna talk about it

[Anonymous No.57469337]

>>57469286
I don't do opshuns

[Anonymous No.57469341]

>>57469289
>Clarkson_oh_no_anyway.bmp
Anon, we lost the Battle of the Red Sea like a week ago.

[Anonymous No.57469352]

>>57469309
No, but they'll be informed when the time is right.

[Anonymous No.57469353]

>>57469341
who cares about a week ago, the thing I posted about happened 30 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.57469355]

>>57469149
How does someone even meet a girl that owns stocks? In europe about 20% people pen stocks, most of it must be guys only

[Anonymous No.57469360]

>>57469289
Good for ZIM, so good for me.
Go houthis

[Anonymous No.57469361]

>>57469337
its real easy to be stupid with them, but they can be very useful, too... i try to treat them like insurance premiums (and often fail)

[Anonymous No.57469364]

>>57469314
I was just messin with you bro. Nice job

[Anonymous No.57469370]

>>57469327
yeah, you right, you right

[Anonymous No.57469373]

Doesn't the Red Sea and Suez Canal exclusively fuck over europoors? Why should we as Americans care about this nonsense?
Maybe europoors should budget their military instead of being a welfare state with daddy america protecting them

[Anonymous No.57469383]

>>57468961
-0.68%
acceptable

[Anonymous No.57469387]

Mumu wake up
Are you ok?

[Anonymous No.57469391]

>>57469281
>>57469309
The Austrian business cycle playing out is always so obvious in hindsight
Crazy to the think The Road to Serfdom was once a well known book

[Anonymous No.57469393]

>>57469387
No

[Anonymous No.57469395]

>>57469352
Nice, after it happens then.

[Anonymous No.57469401]

>>57468961
Lost some 2.50%

[Anonymous No.57469402]

>>57469387
Why is there a NIGGER in my house?

[Anonymous No.57469403]

>>57469353
99% of cargo ships that can be diverted are being diverted. Which'll add like 0.75% to CPI this year and that's it.

The only interesting news is if a navy ship gets sunk (kino footage) or Biden responds (will never happen)

[Anonymous No.57469409]

>>57469309
>how fucked we truly are and how poor everyone is about to be by the end of spring.
They are fucked, people that know what's going on and hold assets and commodities will do just fine.

[Anonymous No.57469413]

>>57469373
Shipping capacity is global.

[Anonymous No.57469418]

>>57469403
If Reagan were president today, he would have mobilized the nuclear bomber squadrons and have them drop care packages filled with bacon on Tehran.

[Anonymous No.57469419]

>>57469373
>Ships have to travel more to get to the same point.
>Less shipping capacity everywhere else.
>Shipping rates end up rising globally.
It's very simple there's a limited amount of ships and demand for them hasn't changed.

[Anonymous No.57469426]

>>57468961

[Anonymous No.57469436]

>>57469403
>Which'll add like 0.75% to CPI this year and that's it.
Also all the OIL they're burning estimates are around 500.000 bbl/day last a I checked. That will push OIL up eventually adding to the CPI.

[Anonymous No.57469437]

>>57468961

[Anonymous No.57469438]

>>57469426
are the parenthesis for losses, like in balance sheets?

[Anonymous No.57469442]

>>57469391
The older I get, the more schizo I get about cycles/loops/turnings/wheels etc.

[Anonymous No.57469444]

>>57469393
Why people do this I’ll never understand

[Anonymous No.57469451]

>>57469072

[Anonymous No.57469453]

>>57469409
Not if those assets are paid off in full.

[Anonymous No.57469456]

>>57469442
>cycles
It's just expansion and contraction of money supply. The cycles are created by the FED and commercial banks.

[Anonymous No.57469463]

>>57469453
Sure they'll do better if they're leveraged to the tits.

[Anonymous No.57469464]

>>57469373
>Maybe europoors should budget their military instead of being a welfare state with daddy america protecting them
as a euro, yes we should, 100%. however as i'm sure you're all aware even from 4chan shitflinging the democratic will of europeans to actually make that happen even after explicit warnings from the us from the likes of trump (ie a feeling that the us is the only nato member pulling it's weight) is at best dismissed and at worst met with tween rants about how america is the big ebil and china would be much better and there would be world peace etc.

[Anonymous No.57469465]

>>57469456
I mean beyond money.

[Anonymous No.57469466]

>>57469418
Say what you will about that beaner-amnestying, machine-gun-banning Boomer, at least he never backed down from a war.

[Anonymous No.57469468]

>>57469465
That too is a creation of government and central banks imo. or human stupidity or something like that idfk.

[Anonymous No.57469471]

>>57469361
yeah, I should learn some more and ask to enable options in my acc, but can't be fucked to do so right now

[Anonymous No.57469472]

>>57468826
Working for? You do understand JPmorgan Chase quite literally and actually owns the NY Fed, right?

[Anonymous No.57469477]

>>57469373
Because the entire situation in Suez is your fault, and you took the world police's mantle. Now you deal with it. The situation wouldn't be the current shitshow if the UK and frogs were still in charge of Suez instead of mudslimes. But you backstabbed them in favor of mudslimes. Heck, the entire middle east would be different. Now you deal with it.

[Anonymous No.57469486]

>>57469477
Based and Suezcrisispilled

[Anonymous No.57469492]

thank you QCOM for saving SOXL

[Anonymous No.57469503]

how do i learn to take profits? i trade without tp and sl's - is this my problem? i often have a good read on price action and end up in profit more than 50% of the time but still have trouble closing the trade in the green and watch it go all the way back against me

[Anonymous No.57469513]

>>57469442
it's very easy to go schizo attempting to apply patterns to man
even if our history repeats, making an accurate forecast requires near clairvoyance

speaking of...
>>57469409
what are you thinking then? 70's style stagflation / commodities bull run?

[Anonymous No.57469522]

>>57469391
>The Road to Serfdom
Everyone will own less than the serfs of yesterday at this rate. Hell, they even worked less too.

[Anonymous No.57469530]

>>57469477
had the us returned to splendid isolation following ww2 and left europe to defend itself not only militarily but also its trade routes and diplomatic interests it would be just another communist satellite.
still amazed to this day the yanks aren't more hostile to the biting hand they feed, it shows an overwhelming goodness in their nature that is missing from much of european thought.

[Anonymous No.57469533]

>>57469442
Everything is more clear in phase space.

[Anonymous No.57469534]

>>57469513
>what are you thinking then? 70's style stagflation / commodities bull run?
Yeah they'll kill debt holders, most western companies up to their tits in debt it benefits the ruling class people still get their pensions (whatever they're worth) benefits etc... if you understand the system you'll know there's only one path forward and that's "printing" currency.

[Anonymous No.57469543]

>>57469387
My covered calls are becoming slightly less heemed

[Anonymous No.57469548]

>>57469522
A negro slave in the USA had a better standard of living than a minimum wage Yuropoor today.

[Anonymous No.57469560]

>>57469530
There has never been a nation of Anglo Saxons or Germans to become communist.
This stuff is more complicated then "big red army runs over blue army so idea X is implemented." There's a genetic and epigenetic connection with ideology and some genes and epigenes are incompatible with some ideologies. If we had left Europe alone it would have just gone through another of its natural war cycles and returned to organic growth instead of become a meaningless dying American vessel state (which is much closer to the vision the communists have for Europe anyway.)

[Anonymous No.57469570]

>>57469503
improve how you look at profit and loss

[Anonymous No.57469571]

>>57469503
>i trade without tp and sl's - is this my problem?
Yup. And if you can't stick to them, at least set two of each for selling 50% or whatever.

[Anonymous No.57469573]

>>57469530
lolno it wouldn't be. Commies only survived because of massive lend-lease from the US, before that they were losing like the backward retards they still are. Europe wouldn't be communist. It would be nazi.
I'm not saying it's better, but check your History first.

[Anonymous No.57469592]

We getting a fucking bake or not?

[Anonymous No.57469597]

>>57469560
>Anglo Saxons or Germans to become communist
The French were well on their way though. Fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.57469599]

>>57469592
Baking any time before the March meeting is no longer our base case.

[Anonymous No.57469604]

>>57469573
It's funny how you need capitalism to establish communism. Just look at all the American/European funding of the Russian Bolshevik Revolution + lend-lease to keep it propped up.

[Anonymous No.57469606]

>>57469592
This ends. Now.

[Anonymous No.57469608]

>>57469560
>or Germans
you know East Germany was a thing right? and Hitler's early years were spent fighting communists who had a lot of support in the Weimar Republic

>>57469503
if you make 100% keep your principal and sell the rest

[Anonymous No.57469610]

>>57469592
Baker can't afford flour anymore

[Anonymous No.57469616]

>>57469597
The French have pretty much always been half negro. They're borderline White the same way the slavs are so it's absolutely not surprising they've gone along with humanism/secularism/communism etc.

[Anonymous No.57469634]

>>57469573
with the nazis defeated and the us (hypothetically) gone the only players left would be a broken and impoverished europe and the soviets backed by the ever growing number of communist eastern states. europeans need to understand what did and still does stand between them and subjugation but they can't out of some misplaced notion the post-war deal is of their doing.

[Anonymous No.57469636]

>>57469608
American involvement is responsible for East Germany and even then the Germans didn't ever really go along with it.
As to communism in interwar Germany: that was so unpopular Hitler was able to found a reactionary party from scratch because of it. It was the same jewish PR then as today in the US that made it seem "popular" while being rejected by the people.

[Anonymous No.57469637]

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO QCOM
i went to make lunch and they were up 3%
i have no position btw im just really surprised
maybe tomorrows bigger tech earnings are going to actually be a bloodbath even if they are beats

[Anonymous No.57469644]

>>57469103
Same
She only invests in one stock (FNILX) a no fee ETF that mirrors the S&P
My gay ass wants more...and I get less

[Anonymous No.57469666]

>>57469637
People are clearing out of semiconductors. Now we're all about super micro computers.

[Anonymous No.57469678]

>>57469637
I'm guessing bad guidance

[Anonymous No.57469681]

OYYYYY VEYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.57469698]

last /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57469701]

>>57469666
qcom is like 8 super micro computers though

[Anonymous No.57469703]

>>57469681
I stand by my prediction: we will not have a meaningful election in November.

[Anonymous No.57469709]

>>57469391
>the road to serfdom
have an .epub of the book?

[Anonymous No.57469710]

>>57469701
That sounds like a super mega computer. At best. Pass.

[Anonymous No.57469712]

>>57469698

[Anonymous No.57469722]

it's so over

[Anonymous No.57469732]

COAL

[Anonymous No.57469737]

>>57469729
>>57469729
>>57469729

[Anonymous No.57469739]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.57469744]

>>57469739
already baked wtf is picrel
>>57469729

[Anonymous No.57469745]

>>57469739
idiot

[Anonymous No.57469802]

>>57469252
He’s also a pedo

[Anonymous No.57469933]

>>57469466
Is that supposed to be a good thing? are you nuts?

[Anonymous No.57470155]

>>57469933
THESE
COLORS
DON'T
RUN