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native AMERICANS, not like these new fags

Shit market

They won't do shit today. It's too early. They need to do big cuts closer to the election so the market pumps and Biden looks like a hero.

>>57467017
Please avoid using offensive terms such as injun, red men, savages, squantos, plains niggers, buffalo fuckers. chugs, and scalpers.

Now, does anyone actually believe Powell will surprise today?

>FOMC statement 14:00
>Jerome press conference 14:30

>>57467029
>Now, does anyone actually believe Powell will surprise today?
he ain't gonna do shit. he may do a shit, but he ain't gon' do nothing.

>ADIDAS selling ALL the Yeezes, cause of "unexpected" demand (LMAO)
It was so obvious, money>all, no morals, no ethics. I don't care about antisemitism, it's just that the outcry was obviously fake. And the best part is that they also have to payout Kanye for each sold pair.

>>57467002
PLACE YOUR BETS RIGHT FUCKEN NOW
WILL THE MARKET BE HIGHER OR LOWER BY 2:30?
CALL IT NOW WOLVES OF WALL STREET LETS SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE

>>57467029
What about loin cloth feather head wearing, hand mouth covering while screaming, good for nothing prairie nigger?

GLOWNIGGEES CREATED A BLOWOFF TOP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE BROWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57467049
higher

WHERE ARE THE DOT PLOTS
SHOW ME THE DOT PLOTS JEROME

>>57467049
>CALL IT NOW WOLVES OF WALL STREET LETS SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE
either way im gonna get heemed

Does BKU (the bank) actually have money?

>>57467049
higher, the longer powell waits to cut rates, higher we can go pricing in rate cuts before they ever happen.

>>57467049
scamwicks in both directions then domp

Google is on Sale today

>>57467035
There is no 14 o clock

>>57467055
Yes, all those are words you shouldnt use to describe the red skinned subhumans that we stole america from in exchange for shiny beads and gunpowder

>>57467086
There is now THANKS TO BIDEN'S INFLATION

>>57467086
there is today anon

>>57467099
Damn that cornpop

$86 dividend per month
I'm slowly getting there, I'll cut my working hours by 30% one day

>>57467058
when they released the pictures is what pumped the market after the initial futures dump on sunday night

>>57467083
>mfw Alphabet makes up 5% of my fund's holdings

I jerked off to anime feet and when I looked at my portfolio it was red

>CALLS
CALLS
>CALLS
CALLS
>CALLS
CALLS
>CALLS
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>CALLS
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>CALLS
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>CALLS
CALLS
>CALLS
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>CALLS
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>CALLS
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>CALLS
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>CALLS
CALLS

>>57467115
smug child... market correction is needed

What are your favorite volatile stocks? Of normal legit companies — no penny stocks.

>>57467115
masturbating is the surefire way to make sure all your positions go red
never nut until youve secured profits

>>57467111
It's like 30% for me

>>57467109
Proud of you anon
Keep up the work. We're all gonna make it

>>57467115

God punished you for your sinful ways

Long TSLA before it breaks $200 mumusissies

>>57467077
yep

>read the numbers
>dont be afraid

soon

is baggie bearish or bullish rn?

3 RATE HIKES THIS YEAR
3 RATE HIKES THIS YEAR
3 RATE HIKES THIS YEAR

I need SPY 480 today, Jerome.

Boring crab day.

>>57467131
AAOI is fun.

Are all of these regional banks actually bankrupt?

STOP IT I HAVE TO BUY GROCERIES

>>57467049
>PLACE YOUR BETS RIGHT FUCKEN NOW
>WILL THE MARKET BE HIGHER OR LOWER BY 2:30?
I placed my bet when SPY dipped this morning. 0DTE SPY $488C for $.95c

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4j9Z9bwBBU

Are we from outer space?
This doesn't feel like the right place
And we'll try anything
Just to be a kid once again
Just to be a kid again

spy 500 tomorrow
bobos btfo yet again

>>57467185
It probably will shoot up.

>>57467181
Grab me a Fanta while you're out.

Jerome will be dovish which means you should be bearish.

>>57467188
fed wave is better

>>57467181
Same

oh fuck fed interest rate decision is today? I forgot to buy calls fuck fuck fuck

JEROMESHIMA COMING UP

>>57467192
>this is the bobocope and it hasn't already begun

THE TIME IS UPON US

I'm ready for everything to pump, then immediately dump, and then crab.

However, it would be interesting to see everything dump, then immediately pump, and then crab.

HERE WE GO BROS

Can't wait for Powell to show us what crab market is really means. Massive pump incoming.

RATE CIKE

>>57467199
wtf is that?

Crash it

Wtfwt

>>57467192
>Jerome will be dovish
When is Mr, Higher4Ever dovish?

>WHOA BLACK BETTY

bros.. i dont feel so good.....

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUMP IT

NO CUTS FUCK YOU AI FAGGOTS

SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm
> https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240131a.htm

ITS HAPPENING

it's over

>t. never sold my amd and opened at 10k today???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
JEROME FIX THIS NOW

Welp. That's what I get for buying 2DTE calls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57467227
>>57467228
the duality of man

>>57467226
> In support of its goals, the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 5-1/4 to 5-1/2 percent.

Things are getting sweaty here.

In support of its goals, the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 5-1/4 to 5-1/2 percent. In considering any adjustments to the target range for the federal funds rate, the Committee will carefully assess incoming data, the evolving outlook, and the balance of risks. The Committee does not expect it will be appropriate to reduce the target range until it has gained greater confidence that inflation is moving sustainably toward 2 percent. In addition, the Committee will continue reducing its holdings of Treasury securities and agency debt and agency mortgage-backed securities, as described in its previously announced plans. The Committee is strongly committed to returning inflation to its 2 percent objective.

#HIGER4EVER

>>57467242
Would

>>57467226
Powel:
>Yeah things like fine I think I'll leave you alone
Market:
>OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

The market is a woman.

Status quo. Will recover by EOD.

I'm ruined. Any good rope stocks?

>>57467248
will pump during powell conference, FOMC decision move is always to be inversed

Fuck it
I'm goign to make some panckaes fo rlunch

END THE FED

>>57467256
Short NVDA

im not selling

>event vol not coming off
Uhhhhhh g-guys?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57467246
Unironically what the market should do

>>57467243
so dovish Powel conference.

>THE BANKING SYSTEM SOUND AND RESILIENT REMOVED
THE BANKING SYSTEM SOUND AND RESILIENT REMOVED
>THE BANKING SYSTEM SOUND AND RESILIENT REMOVED

>>57467242
Will Jerome be able to pull out of this tight monetary regime?

>>57467242
>tfw I'll never taste sweaty asian gf

This market sucks and I suck. Fuckin time everything wrong.

>>57467257
The trick is to time your purchase at the exact moment some tard asks a question about black unemployment
guaranteed red candle to buy in cheaply

GLOWNIGGERS LOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ANAL SEX

>>57467265
Same, this was already priced in from yesterday

Not selling

>>57467272
Have you seen the regional bank liquidity ratios?

You do not own enough regional bank puts.

>>57467264
NOOOO NOT MY PRECIOUS

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/FOMC_InvestmentPolicy.pdf


ding ding ding ding ding

Guys.. Powell cut the
>Banking system is soudn and resilient part
What does that mean....?

>>57467243
FIVE AND A QUARTER POINTS TODAY
FIVE AND A QUARTER POINTS TOMORROW
FIVE AND A QUARTER POINTS FOREVER

That's it?

Jerome, you have gotten weak...

Aaand we're going up now. What a ride

the banking system is not sound and resilient is probably why they took that out

>UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
>UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
>UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
>UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
>UNSOUND AND FRAGILE
UNSOUND AND FRAGILE

LEVERAGGGGGGEEEEEE
ELI, YOU WORM

>>57467266
Yellen and Jay are both going to be dumping bonds at the same time. Those stupid smelly foreigners who bought the bonds are gonna get plenty more supply for their useless greenbacks we sold them. I swear this whole federal reserve system is a fucking scam.

I just made FIFTY WHOLE BUCKAROOS playing both sides, we eatin good tonight bros

>>57467306
The fed has been dumping and Yellen is going to stop.

MARKET IS TANKING

BOOMERS LOSING THEIR ENTIRE INVESTMENTS
SEX-HAVERS LOSING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
LIBERALS GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS AS WE SPEAK
FEMINISTS AND KIKES JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS
NORMIES IN TEARS

IT'S FINALLY OUR TURN, BROS

BANKS ARE FAILING SELL SELL SELL
BANKS ARE FAILING SELL SELL SELL
BANKS ARE FAILING SELL SELL SELL
BANK RUN ON THE BANK ON THE RUN
BANKS ARE ON THE RUN

What the fuck? I'm actually making money today.

>>57467291
>What does that mean....?
Bear Stearns is fine!

Uhhh I just deposited a few thousand into my bank account earlier today should I be worried...?

>>57467318
This but unironically. Every group in that list needs to burn in hellish fire

JEROME HAS ABANDONED ME

Not selling

>>57467317
>Yellen is going to stop
Who's going to bail out the illegal immigrant infested sanctuary cities, who've been unable to afford healthcare and food for their new chosen class of people?

It really scary to see that most people overconsume and tighten the debt slave noose around themselves.

Do y’all get shocked about hearing other people financial status?

I got people making $150k - $250k and live paycheck to paycheck…

>>57467330
Only if you might need it in the next few weeks.

>>57467315
That's not terrible. Better than a loss, anon.

Does PFS actually have any money?

>>57467339
I literally hear coworkers talking about having low double digits in their bank accounts and having to squeeze their spending before the next paycheck to survive on the regular. Some people just can't handle their finances at all.

>>57467109
based grats. keep at it.

>>57467339
It's not surprising, most people live right up to (and beyond) their means. You hear about multimillionaire actors, athletes and celebs going broke all the time and having to liquidate assets just because their career took a dip or they got divorced or whatever.

I am fucking done trying to time short term options. Just blood red every time... I'm only doing LEAPS now.

I have no stocks. Where should I start... mag7 seems expensive to get into and seems near the top

SOUND AND RESILIENT
SOUND AND RESILIENT
SOUND AND RESILIENT

>>57467361
doesnt matter, just put all money in nvidia while everything else burns down

Who is this semen demon?

>>57467362
shortest time frame i ever did successfully was 2 week that i sold at 3-5 days of holding.

>>57467361
>trash regional bank that bought Signature's shitty assets
deserved

>>57467343
>Better than a loss, anon.
yep, bought a 2/2/24 487.50 SPY straddle and had the sell orders on both placed before 2pm. ended up having to double down on the call side and adjusted down the sell price to get out quickly on the initial bounce off the bottom. but that play was just for top keks. wasnt going to risk too much on it

AAAAAAAAAAAA WTF POWELL YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CUT RATES

>>57467356
Someone post that .webm of the women showing their checking accounts right before payday where they all have like $1 or 32 cents or they're overdrawn.

Jenna I'm ready for you.

>>57467197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJMPHWUgcA
you arent lying anon, fedwave is breddy gub

>>57467361
Its new york real estate. 2019 was 4 years ago.
Miami hookers caused 2008 gfc. What will happen when its New York Jews?

>>57467330
Let's just say that's probably now only a few hundred.

HSBC looks like they might actually have money but they seem to get caught lying every other time I look at them.

No one actually expected any other outcome, so why is the market reacting like this

>>57467390
Same

>>57467419

>>57467246

HEY RETARDS
The market will pump after the press conference. Are you guys newfags? This always happens.

>>57467419
>why is the market reacting like this
like what? another .1% on the poop and pee?

>>57467427
top signal

>>57467246
Well, it's Jew driven, soo....

>>57467427
But will it erase all gains the next day?

>>57467419
To make dips.

>>57467427
YOU LOST RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not making any money in the stockmarket

>NYCB IS NOT SYSTEMIC
lmao

>>57467246
>>57467425
Mr. Market transitioned?

>EMPTY YOUR POCKETS
>NOW MUMU

BUDDY LOOK AT /ZQ COMPUTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE JEROME POWELL AND ADOLF HITLER

>>57467427

>>57467246
>The market is a woman.

Im going to think about the markets in this analogy from this point on, thats actually a very good take. Dumb fucking whore

>>57467462
hitler would set these markets and economy right

>>57467445
AI is going to make this election cycle so wild.

are bank runs transitory?

A toast Bobros, to us.

>>57467471
The indians were ahead of your time, once again
>She

>>57467462
How can you love such an evil, evil man and also Hitler?

>>57467479
>hitler would set these markets and economy right
TRUMP GOT US INTO THIS MESS WITH HIS RECKLESS TAX CUTS FOR THE ULTRA WEALTHY THAT WERE NEVER PAID FOR!

>>57467494
They do technically end once the bank is out of money.

>>57467503
the clown market can only keep going for so long

Zerohedge is boboposting, time for a pump

Look at my boy INTC staying strong. Glad I bought more overnight.

So what did the .pdf say?

>>57467494
>>57467503
it's finally our turn, bros. -20% before EOW and who knows how far down feb and march will drag the market.
We're gonna be fucking millionaires before summer. The wait and euphoric mumus were worth it

>>57467445
You do realize Joe is going to win, right? Taylor Swift will officially enforce him by the summer time. Once that happens, the election is in the bag. That’s assuming Trump won’t be in prison, of course. He probably will be.

Tonto says, "Green candle often meets red waterfall," Kemosabe.

>>57467521
basically this

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>57467525
So true my fellow bobo. SPY sub $100 by August guaranteed. Buy gold!

>>57467521
>So what did the .pdf say?
banks are no longer sound and resilient
no rate cuts

>>57467514
What we really need is massive austerity and more tax cuts.
Like 75% austerity, gut it all, grandma moves in with you or she's out on the street, niggers go back to Africa, no more free healthcare and missiles for Israel and Ukraine kind of austerity.

>>57467528
>expecting tay to thrash her reputation for this looser
lol
lmao!

WHAT DIP DO I SLURP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57467528
>enforce him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0God755D5I

I'm chillin, wood spinnin
No Bentley's, Cadillac pimpin
I'm cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimpin
Spoke spinnin, gold grillin
Liquor spillin, Cadillac pimpin
Keep ridin, car slidin
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimpin

OKAY WOLVES OF WALL STREET ROUND 2
2:30 IS UPON US
THE MARKET IS DOWN
WILL THE MARKET BE UP OR DOWN AT 3:00
PLACE YOUR BETS WOLVES LETS SEE HOW GOOD OF A GAMBLER, ERR, TRADER YOU REALLY ARE

>bobos forgot what happened the last time banks failed

Oh my FUCKING GOD I cannot believe we're back to analyzing the tone of FOMC minutes with a bunch of retail faggots desperately wringing their hands at the chance something might be bearish. Absolutely fucking pitiful shit. You have to be new as fuck to not understand that, outside of some literal black swan event, the Fed is going to be cutting rates sooner rather than later. The writing is on the wall, has been for months. When you have Democrat representatives openly calling for the Fed chairman to cut rates, during an election year, you'd have to be completely retarded to not see what's about to happen.

>>57467550
Endorse, you know what I meant.

>>57467521
They removed a line saying "The US banking system is sound and resilient"

MINUS ONE PERCENT

>>57467543
>austerity
Worked well in the UK

DING DING DING BOBOS YOUR WINDOW TO CLOSE YOUR SHORTS IS OVER

>>57467547
oil, basically once we get the ww3 started, oil will moon, inflation will moon, and basically interest rates will moon. this kills everything, including the ayatollah and a ton of goat fuckers, but we get a reset and another decade of peace and good times, like back when trump was president.

>>57467503
>>57467518
>>57467525
I went ALL IN on shorts before the decision was announced.

AAAAAAAAAA WHAT WAS THAT

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S OVER

HERE WE GO

The banking system is unsound

>>57467571

>purple tie

>>57467567
>you know what I meant
Your phone didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poHpPUUOfkg

SQUARELY FOCUSED

>>57467570
it's like getting sober. It has to happen some time or you die, and the longer you put it off the more painful it gets.

OH FUCK HERE HE COMES TO READ THE EXACT SAME WORDS THAT CAME OUT 30 MINUTES AGO BETTER FREAK OUT

More than half these piece of shit low cap banks don't have derivatives and they don't have the money to make a parity trade make sense unless you have a zillion dollars to hedge yourself with.

IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARELY FOCUSED

WTFWT

What bank is “failing” right now? Nothing is happening. Just listen to Powell and shut up.

>>57467570
Immigration killed the UK not austerity.

Jerome is saying words, pump it!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57467613
Amazing how desperate retail bears always find something new to obsess over, huh?

If you can't trade and make money off the SPY volatility on FOMC day you should probably kys

>market recovering already
>he hasnt even said anything yet
what did they mean by this?

>>57467566
It's just another crop of newfags. Some will wash out, some will be successful. Same as it ever were.

Maybe Jerome is going to come out and say he changed his mind, rate cuts today, rate cuts tomorrow, rate cuts forever!

>IMMIGRATION HAS RETURNED TO PREPANDEMIC LEVELS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

I like the sound of his voice

ahh I see the media is already coping with
>they will cut
>they say so themselves
>but not just yet

JENNA SIGHTING

She looks so fucking cute today bros

Just tried my luck with 0dte calls of SPY and almost shitted in my panties. Made 30 bucks but I panic sold, couldve made way more.
>captcha
You will all refer to me as Mr. Raw

Monetary policy a cute. A cute!

ERODES PURCHASING POWER...
HIGHLY ATTENTIVE...
SQUARELY FOCUSED

>>57467632
negative interest rates eod

desu the economy can’t be that bad
I just ordered goyslop

when is /ourgirl/ talking?

>Rates likely at peak for this cycle
Bears RAPED

>>57467646
>You can feel his mental energy effecting your bank account

>>57467566
thanks slingblade.

HE SAID RESTRICTIVE POLICY IS AT A PEAK BUY BUY BUY

>>57467566
why the fuck would they cut rates when the economy is supposedly doing amazing? why is "cutting rates" even the default position?
permabulls are completely fucking delusional

PEAK TIGHTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SURPRISED IN MANY WAYS...
PREPARED FOR HIGHER FOR LONGER

now thats a scamwick

>>57467644
>Mr. Raw
Nah, your name is ZL-PaqTik

>>57467598
Why is the feed so blurry?

March cuts CANCELED

NOT APPROPRIATE...
UNTIL GREATER CONFIDENCE...
REMAIN COMMITTED

>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER
>HIGHER FOR LONGER
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>57467653
She's busy getting busy with ZL-PaqTik aka Mr. Raw. They're experiencing peak tightness.

In all seriousness, these fucks are kings of saying a lot without saying anything. I kneel.

I think jerome is using chatgpt for his speeches. It's always the same!

>>57467528
SIXTY.
FIVE.
PERCENT.
DISAPPROVAL.
RATING.

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2024/01/25/americans-more-upbeat-on-the-economy-bidens-job-rating-remains-very-low/

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeanna goes first?!

it's almost like every retarded permabull looks like a genius if and only if the central banks are perpetually pumping the market
surely they'll cut rates! lmao. I hope you go bankrupt

now the question askers get to talk the market back up as Jerome lets things slip that he shouldnt

>>57467680
Predicting certain transitory inflation for the next 9 months.

mommy is talking everyone shut up

I love how Powell is pretty chill. No Hoity-toity teleprompters, just his laptop and reads off of it. No frills, just FACTS
That's how you run policy, not with copium like permabears do. Enjoy your expired puts, I guess.

>WE HAVE CONFIDENCE

I want to fuck her voice.

BOBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buddy. Check NYCB computer.
The banking system is strong and resilient.

>>57467660
Their brains are fried from almost two decades or easy money policies and permanent QE.
By now it's a hardened belief among "economists" and "experts" that easy money policies and perpetual QE is the DEFAULT modus operandi of the Fed.

>>57467627
Without insider info? it could have gone both ways

Newfag here, should I dump some money into S&P500 and call it a day?

What's the biggest downside?

>>57467692
>>57467660
Cope more you fucking retards

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JENNA MADE THE MARKET PUMP AND NOT ONLY THE MARKET

>YWN have her listening to you so intently

WHAT WHAT WHAT WAS THAT

>>57467720
5200 EOD.

>>57467713
>whats the biggest downside
You might make money

AMD LAUNCHING INTO THE STRATOSPHERE
BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

lol get rekt bobos

>are the inflation numbers bullshit?
SHE REALLY IS /OURGIRL/

she saved us

>>57467717
soft landing is achieved.

>>57467712
>it could have gone both ways
It did. That's the point. You fade every direction. Also 5 out of the last 6 FOMC meetings the initial 2:00 reaction to could be faded by the 2:30 speech. It's essentially free money

bobos are finished
sorry bros it was a valiant effort

Best girl saved us

wtf was that? noticed my folio jump by 1k in seconds, not watching the fed meeting or whatever

>>57467677
FUCKIN BITCH

SOXLCHADS WE BACK

NO MORE QUESTIONS! CUT THE FEED NOW!

>>57467735
Today being a perfect example. See the 2:00 move down? Fade it at 2:30. Cha ching

>>57467743
Feds just announced the gold standard is coming back

>nick timiraos of the wsj

Timiraos trying way too hard

Press S

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I"M REKT!!!!!!!!!!!

S&P 5000 EOD

>>57467747
How did I just go from minus $1600 to minus $160????

What did Powell say, lol???

>>57467750
>GLIDE
>SLOPE
>CAPTURED

>>57467743
JPow just said he doesn't care about brown and black unemployment

Is Jerome about to cry?

>market priced in 3 rate cuts
>says we arent cutting 3 times
>market pumps anyway

>>57467763
it's always some new piece of permabull delusion that triggers it every time

>>57467768
i want a fucking financial crisis so she divorces

this is all on the back of nvda

>>57467770
You just have to believe bro

Oh my fucking god I could have made thousands if I didnt panic sell im so fucking retarded

>>57467427
HEY
HEY
Anyone gonna apologize to me? We're healing.

>We're in a risk management mode of managing risk.

I lost all my money shorting lol. whatever I know I'm right about this shit. gonna just go innawoods before society collapses anyway.

havent seen /ourguy/ yet

>>57467790
>WE DON'T KNOW

This vile shlomo is going to dump the market CUT THE FEED NOW

>>57467781
Coulda shoulda woulda

>>57467794
sheeeitt

>>57467792
Thank you for fueling the rally lol.

i'm making so much money rn

Do you guys believe in diversification? Or focusing on various companies within one industry? Or even just investing in only 1-2?

>>57467750
Considering delays and commissions, by 14:00 and one second it already practically touched the bottom

>>57467792
based

>>57467792
becoming homeless in other words

It doesn't matter what he does. If there was weakness people would pile the fuck into bonds and that would naturally drop interest rates.

>>57467792

>>57467808
Diversification is a meme. Just put everything into shitnpiss500 and fuggedaboutit. Youll be a millionaire in 30 years.

Would somebody tell the VIX party is over so you can go back down now? My SVIX would appreciate it

>>57467812
>>57467812
>>57467812

We need some confirmation that inflation is indeed coming down
.
.
.
sustainably to 2%

>>57467794
he's a big guy

>>57467772
Sheesh.

>>57467792
lmfao optionsretards be cool like that

>>57467792
>incel* moment

*I'm an incel myself

>>57467808
>focusing on various companies within one industry?
That's what I've been doing -- semiconductors in this case. AVGO, KLAC, and a little NVIDIA, and I'm up 20% for the year.

the fed only cares about high stock numbers
wtf is this shit

Went from crabby to money making.
Lol
Lmao

Jerome I thought we were bros. I thought you were gonna save my heemed covered calls. I was wrong. You are no fren at all. You are a fake fren!

>>57467808 #
Diversification is a meme. Just put everything into SSO and fuggedaboutit. Youll be a millionaire in 20 years

PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP
PUMP IT UP

>>57467814
Life comes at you fast, your charts should too. The 1 second chart says you had plenty of time to trade the volatility

>>57467286
I work at a regional bank. We’re so fucked. This fucking faggot is basically killing my job.

FUCK SOMEONE PUT JENNA ON THE MIC AGAIN IS DUMPING

We're so back bobros!

>>57467876
Should have given me a discount to pay off my mortgage, bitch.

Kek baggies

>>57467878
>market dumps when cute girl gets off mic
Are hedge fund managers just 4chan waifu fag shitposters like us?

FUCKING STOP ASKING HIM QUESTIONS

What a fucking scam market kek

>>57467677
>>57467746
literal golem pieces of shit

>>57467865
>1 second chart
Degen incarnate

>>57467928
You don't manage a hedge fund?

>>57467944
fuck off Colby

he is a little shy today

>>57467727
If after 10 years my money is worth more, how can I take it out, the broker does that or the bank?

Bought SOXL

>>57468038
You tell your broker to hand over the cash and if he tries to convince you to keep it in the market with him alls you gotta do is break his kneecaps with a baseball bat.

>>57468077
>break his kneecaps with a baseball bat
Mr. Raw please, I swear on my mother!!! I'll hand over the cash.

>>57468099
I want the kids in the basement too. I need more hands for the mines

>Leave
>come back
>Massive thick cock on the candle bars of the stock I'm watching go up like 5-10% back down to 0% within like 20 minutes
Jeroommmee what did you doooo

>uvxy up .40 cents

bros did something almost happen.

>>57467677
Always remember:
The danger is magically gone once it's time to show up in the camera

I'm going to lose 2 months worth of gains in 2 days

I can pull out of this fake and gay market now and all I get is 1500 bux profit.

this ponzi stock bubble literally never ends

>>57468629

It will end once you capitulate