/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.19223725]

Ascended the mortal limits of the economy edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)
https://nhentai.net/tag/condom/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
[YouTube] hikky (embed)

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
>>19221696

[Anonymous No.19223741]

stocks

[Anonymous No.19223742]

ANY YEPPERS

[Anonymous No.19223744]

>>19223725
fuck anime

[Anonymous No.19223745]

I hate bikes and joggers

[Anonymous No.19223758]

>Risk Management
>[2nd link]

OP you're degenerate
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19223760]

Just found out I DON'T have Chronic Pancreatitis from my docotrs who originally thought I did, BULLISH AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19223770]

>>19223741
ha HA

[Anonymous No.19223774]

>>19223725
S&P500 looks so fucked up right now on the 5m and 15m candles.

>Yesterday vaccine was fake
>ahhhhhhh DUMP
>New day, new start, what exactly happened yesterday?

[Anonymous No.19223780]

i got fucked today /biz/... but in a very good way

[Anonymous No.19223790]

>>19223774
no one cared the first time

[Anonymous No.19223801]

>>19223725
Well, at least you tried to fix the OP.

[Anonymous No.19223804]

IT'S POOOOOOOOOOOOMPING AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19223806]

Fuck I wanted the OP this time.
>embed()()()embed
kys

[Anonymous No.19223807]

I wondered this yesterday but I still found no answer.
When people here look at Euro indices they look at the DAX. All others like CAC, IBEX, MIB, FTSE100 failed horribly over the years.
Why is only the DAX a growing index while the rest acts like a cancerous crab?
Obviously Germany did better than Spain but it shouldnt be THIS different... no?


>>19223727
I was the guy who suggested it. Its a great long term buy. No plane will fly without them

[Anonymous No.19223810]

>>19223733
Different people believe in different memes (buy at open, sell at open), algos react to random moves, triggering further random moves, investors have weak hands, FOMO in etc.
This essentially creates a chaotic system, basically a random number generator.
The only constant is green line go up

[Anonymous No.19223817]

>>19223725

[Anonymous No.19223818]

>>19223760
Sorry, your health is priced in

[Anonymous No.19223823]

>>19223760
Do you drink a lot?

[Anonymous No.19223828]

>>19223725
Fuel is inally recovering
60% of my portfolio is GUSH

[Anonymous No.19223833]

more puts ? shall we die trying ?

[Anonymous No.19223836]

>>19223725
Name of the 2D goddess in OP?

[Anonymous No.19223841]

Stop thinking rationally. Just buy. Just keep buying. Were going to mooooooon

[Anonymous No.19223842]

>>19223760
What do you drink?

[Anonymous No.19223845]

My plan was to take my et gains and dump it into this for the divvies. It's mooning so much that it's probably gonna be below ET in payout soon. Then, i'll take those gains and dump them in ET

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19223847]

Damn GLD isn't pulling back.

[Anonymous No.19223848]

>>19223810
I'm just saying if you did this. With tqqq yesterday after it finished awfully you would definitely be up a bit this morning....

[Anonymous No.19223849]

>>19223833
do you enjoy losing your money?

[Anonymous No.19223850]

remember to short when we bounce off 297 again

[Anonymous No.19223852]

Why is the CNBC stream being all fucky?

[Anonymous No.19223856]

>>19223823
>>19223842

I drank beer for a while but it wasn't nearly the levels needed to get Chronic Pancreatitis, they are thinking I have nerve damage of some sort.

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19223858]

>sell CC put
>collect 790
>buy to close a day later
>only pay 680
>110 profit for literally no work
AM I GONNA MAKE IT GUISE

[Anonymous No.19223859]

I can't even clown you Bobos anymore. It's too easy. And sad

[Anonymous No.19223863]

>lean hogs -2%

[Anonymous No.19223865]

>>19223841
Bobo and the Bulls

[Anonymous No.19223871]

When's the next dump? I'm sitting on $6k cash

[Anonymous No.19223874]

>>19223780
extrapolate

[Anonymous No.19223878]

>>19223849
no not really

[Anonymous No.19223888]

NVDA you fuck go up.

[Anonymous No.19223891]

>>19223842
>>19223823
>>19223856

More specifically

[Anonymous No.19223892]

>>19223810
THATS RIGHT. its not to be thought about. Our LITERAL jewish secretary of treasury will ensure it.

[Anonymous No.19223895]

>>19223859
Imagine having 200k in a fake brokerage

[Anonymous No.19223898]

>>19223836
02 from Franxx
Watch episode 1-16 and drop it. Honestly. Just pretend that was the ending

[Anonymous No.19223900]

>>19223871
never

[Anonymous No.19223911]

>>19223852
Federal reserve DDOS

[Anonymous No.19223915]

>>19223725
Any KOS frens here?

[Anonymous No.19223913]

how to make money off these low ass oil prices?

[Anonymous No.19223920]

>>19223807
NO FUCKING CLUE MAN
>long on MIB thinking that it would stop crab walking after all this time in the pandemic
>it still crabs
come the fuck on

[Anonymous No.19223922]

It was supposed to be red today

[Anonymous No.19223924]

>>19223888
I'm right there with you, I'm trying to scalp some calls off them right now

[Anonymous No.19223925]

>>19223895
All brokerages are fake

[Anonymous No.19223926]

>>19223865
i really have been meaning to shop bull heads on the nigs lol

[Anonymous No.19223929]

>be HAL
>cut dividend by 75%
>stock price up 5%
based

[Anonymous No.19223931]

>>19223915
>MFW sold KOS at $1 for 50% profit

[Anonymous No.19223933]

>>19223856
Jw. I know a guy who drank a lot of whiskey for months at a time, not eating much either, and he had acute pancreatitis. I read beer doesn't cause it. Sorry about nerve damage, but pancreatitis is hell, causes blindness and very painful.

[Anonymous No.19223938]

[Anonymous No.19223944]

>>19223810
I believe you could profit from people's fear by consistently buying Friday close and selling Monday open but I'm not that disciplined to try.

The idea being a lot of people don't like to hold over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.19223945]

>>19223760
Based
>>19223891
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.19223953]

How are there so many disgusting greedy retards on this planet

[Anonymous No.19223954]

>>19223841
>That pic

That's like a depiction of hell

[Anonymous No.19223955]

>>19223847
I too thought there would be a sell off

[Anonymous No.19223965]

>Rebuying my AMD puts after a day for 70% profit
Noice

[Anonymous No.19223970]

>>19223898
Why? What happens after episode 16?

[Anonymous No.19223974]

>>19223931
A gain is a gain, fren.

[Anonymous No.19223975]

Bears shouldn't be so sad. They got to play most of last week. It's just our turn.

[Anonymous No.19223981]

>>19223953
where do you even buy luckin anymore

[Anonymous No.19223983]

We're just going to LITERALLY pin the fucking market

[Anonymous No.19224003]

>>19223981
They delisted it yesterday didn;t they?

[Anonymous No.19224012]

>>19223970
Its terrible. Complete garbage
The studio changed or something and nobody enjoyed the end.
They practically changed the setting.

Imagine watching Attack on Titan and suddenly they get teleported to the world of Full Metal Alchemist without any reason or way to evolve the story.

[Anonymous No.19224013]

>>19223981
the pink sheets

[Anonymous No.19224017]

>>19223915
Is it too late to get into KOS?

[Anonymous No.19224024]

>>19223895
Jesse Livermore made his first fortune trading in literal bucket shops. Seriously though I'm making the move to TDA soon

[Anonymous No.19224033]

I bought 337 shares of UAL at 24.60 yesterday, should I sell and try to buy in cheaper?

[Anonymous No.19224037]

OOOH DID YOU SEE THAT GOOG BLAZING BY?

[Anonymous No.19224041]

>>19223953
That's why people should buy RTX so that we can blow these bugmen out of this planet.

[Anonymous No.19224042]

>want to enter in the market for the first time
>past couple of days have been a bull run for the most part
I want to buy the dip but it ain't happening but I don't want to buy in a middle of a climb.

[Anonymous No.19224044]

>>19224003
No. They only warned them.
Enough to dump obviously
>>19223920
Youre Italian?

[Anonymous No.19224055]

>>19223929
>tfw bought a long call on HAL with a strike of $11.50 for $1.23 a share
>tfw expiration date isn't until October

[Anonymous No.19224061]

>>19224033
No, we are going back to work now. To hell with the elderly

[Anonymous No.19224067]

Fuck it perfectly pinned at the near ATH, time to fucking buy with non-existent money and piss volume. What the fuck is thia?

[Anonymous No.19224069]

I sold yesterday before the mini dump thinking we'd be red for a few days and now I'm almost all cash
This sucks

>>19224012
It wasn't the other studio's fault, it was meant to be that shit

[Anonymous No.19224070]

>>19224041
this
invest in what you believe in

[Anonymous No.19224071]

>>19224042
Write some puts on stocks, on prices youd be comfortable to buy in.
You enjoy the benefits of crabs and bulls while also being able to buy in at a good price if we dump.

[Anonymous No.19224075]

>>19224061
and to hell with niggers

[Anonymous No.19224088]

>>19223970
I guess people didn't like that humanity was a puppet and was led to the road of self ruin. Also, the couple dies at the end.

[Anonymous No.19224089]

>>19223807
Because Germany controls the EU both economically and politically. They are the manufacturing center of Europe. They can manufacture something in Slovokia for dirt cheap, sell it in Italy, and take all the profits in Germany.

[Anonymous No.19224096]

>>19224042
Fed is pissing me off, because I KNOW if I enter a position the whole market will crash 30% again 10 seconds later

[Anonymous No.19224098]

>>19224044
Yeah. Fuck investing in my own country, man, fuck Italy. I should jump in the USA markets, which is literally the real market mover. All other indexes follow the USA ones.
>SP500/DJ goes up? Let's go up too (by half)
>SP500/DJ goes down? Let's go down too (two times as fast)

[Anonymous No.19224099]

>>19224075

[Anonymous No.19224100]

>>19224069
Shit happens, but remember. We are living in a simulation and everything is fake.

[Anonymous No.19224108]

>>19224033
massive gains 2 year hold + bankruptcy risk

[Anonymous No.19224115]

>>19224042
>last 10 years were bull run
the dip is old news, you still have time to buy in on the action. most tech stocks are undervalued with the world going full digital

[Anonymous No.19224114]

>>19224069
time_market >> timining_market

[Anonymous No.19224117]

>>19224069
>It wasn't the other studio's fault, it was meant to be that shit
Who was it again? Trigger, A-1 and Clover?
>>19224070
Where can I short the holocoust?
>>19224098
Im only invovled in the US as well desu.

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19224125]

>>19224071
this is where i'm at as well

closed my position expecting dump/crab, now it's pumping ofc (thanks Bog)

selling a put at a reasonable price to re-enter before GOLDEN BULL really revs up

[Anonymous No.19224127]

>>19224114
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.19224138]

You might not have realized it yet be we are trapped in an eternal crab loop.

[Anonymous No.19224157]

>>19223895
You anti robinhood shills are annoying juat like the duck guy and dividends are your fren guy but more so.
You are one of the following
>actual boomers
>paid shill

The mere sight of it pisses you off intensely yet it's something that's rather insignificant.

Here I'll piss you off too.

[Anonymous No.19224164]

I'm going to sleep fuck this, nothing is actually moving

[Anonymous No.19224170]

>>19224117
Are you European? I would be involved in the US but I need to know how the fucking taxes work.

[Anonymous No.19224174]

Okay folks, pumping is over, time to crab.

[Anonymous No.19224178]

>>19224138
that wouldn't make any sense to me because I bought the dip and have help my position ever since and i'm up 18 percent

[Anonymous No.19224179]

>>19224127
>he didn't buy TQQQ on margin intending to hold for decades
ngmi

[Anonymous No.19224183]

anybody building vertical calls ?

[Anonymous No.19224187]

holy fuck it crabbed faster than ever today

[Anonymous No.19224188]

>>19224174
>he doesn't know about the second mid morning pump

[Anonymous No.19224192]

[Anonymous No.19224193]

Goddammit Bobo, I wanted more cheap stocks. You lied to me.

[Anonymous No.19224194]

>>>/x/19220977

you guys suck

[Anonymous No.19224196]

>>19224069
>we'd be red for a few days
We just had a dump last week.

[Anonymous No.19224199]

The fuck is happening to nano?

[Anonymous No.19224200]

[Anonymous No.19224201]

>>19224157
>Here I'll show you

>Error 500

Robinhood is the best!

[Anonymous No.19224205]

>>19224143
For those who're in RTX or GE (I'm in both so hey I win no mater what)

[Anonymous No.19224206]

bros my O key can only take so much

[Anonymous No.19224209]

Today is boring I'm going back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.19224208]

>>19224187
Crab? What crab? Buy better stonks.

[Anonymous No.19224211]

>>19224157
Glorious

[Anonymous No.19224213]

>>19224157
I dropped RH when they were broken for multiple days in a row during a market crash

[Anonymous No.19224214]

>>19224178
Hold it for a few more weeks and you'll go back down again.

[Anonymous No.19224218]

>>19224188
Doesn't happen in my stock selection except when it actually dumps at open.

[Anonymous No.19224221]

I BOUGHT THE DIP YESTERDAY AND I'M SO HAPPY FUCK YOU BOBO

[Anonymous No.19224227]

>>>19224194

[Anonymous No.19224234]

>>19224174
Yay, beef is ok but crab is a rare treat delicious. Never tried bear.

[Anonymous No.19224238]

>>19224208
thats premarket

[Anonymous No.19224240]

Lol @ everyone posting their baby gains 30 minutes into the trading day

Newfags everywhere totally different crowd here nowadays

[Anonymous No.19224243]

The bags are getting heavy bros. They're pulling me down to my knees.

[Anonymous No.19224244]

>>19224214
You wish lol. Cope harder broke bitch

>economy re-opens unemployment decreases by 10 percent

>ITS GOING LE DOWN!

[Anonymous No.19224245]

KILL ME

[Anonymous No.19224246]

>>19224192
Legendary fap incoming

[Anonymous No.19224249]

300 SPX today. Easily. A bit rigged, but who cares.

[Anonymous No.19224251]

Hey lads

Told you about DraftKings

And i told you about PHUN

Hope you got in, im up 12k this week currently.

Also still holding CGC and AMRS long

[Anonymous No.19224258]

>>19224234
Bear stinks horrible, the fat smells rancid when you skin them. Smells like a wild hog

[Anonymous No.19224262]

Today is a good day

[Anonymous No.19224266]

NET is absolute garbage, glad I let go.

[Anonymous No.19224267]

>>19224170
German
Short version:
You pay nothing except 15% on divvies which are fully deduced from the 25% divvy tax in Germany.
Essentially there is 0 added tax.

Fill out a w8-ben and send it to your broker and thats it.
I reccomend IBRK or Tastyworks.

[Anonymous No.19224268]

>>19224055
based but i just checked my broker and the October options have strikes only in dollar increments. you're not a filthy LARPer are you?

[Anonymous No.19224272]

>>19224238
>10:08
>premarket

[Anonymous No.19224281]

fakest and gayest market ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.19224284]

>>19224240
Can confirm, I'm a newfag and I just came here to say that I made my first dollar as a free man thanks to Joe Rogan's deal with Spotify

[Anonymous No.19224283]

>>19224213
You don't like the enforced diamond hands feature?

[Anonymous No.19224285]

excuse me what are you doing
the rest of the market is green
excuse me wtf?

[Anonymous No.19224286]

300 SPY INCOMING

300 SPY INCOMING

300 SPY INCOMING

[Anonymous No.19224287]

Okay. Real talk...i love to talk shit on bears and bulls but all this feels dirty. I feel like i live in some fucked up country like Venezuela and inflation is just taking over. money means less and less. and we just keep hitting higher and higher peaks. Nothing makes sense.

except, green line go up.

[Anonymous No.19224288]

>>19224266
Why do you say that? I've held for a while and it's near ath

[Anonymous No.19224289]

It's going up and up. <3

[Anonymous No.19224291]

>>19224108
what are you trying to say

[Anonymous No.19224293]

I wish I had more money to invest. Oh well.
My boomer parents told me I should invest my money. When I told them I’m getting into stocks, they all made fun of me & told me I’d lose everything.

[Anonymous No.19224299]

Damn, what a run

[Anonymous No.19224302]

>>19224272
are you pretendind to be retarded? Whole price action was in premarket, now shit is in range

[Anonymous No.19224312]

>>19224268
Sorry it was $11, not 11.50. I don't know why I added on the 50 cents in my head.

[Anonymous No.19224316]

>>19224287
Who cares? Line goes up.

[Anonymous No.19224319]

>>19224293
The fuck did they mean by investing then?

[Anonymous No.19224322]

>>19224293
Every time I go to take a screenshot it goes up by another .5% lol

[Anonymous No.19224327]

>>19224293
to be fair you probably will

[Anonymous No.19224336]

>>19224283
I lost 40% of my portfolio

My fault for playing so risky but damn its not often a black swan event hits ya

[Anonymous No.19224337]

BAH GAWD!
IS THAT 300s MUSIC IM HEARING?

[Anonymous No.19224338]

Director selling a small amount of shares always makes me panic sell.

[Anonymous No.19224341]

>>19224287
hate it or not but inflation is good for stocks


like if we ACTUALLY get inflation (which I doubt) you want to own stocks and have a fixed-rate mortgage

[Anonymous No.19224343]

yeah, I'm thinking we bull market now

[Anonymous No.19224348]

>>19224267
Thanks anon, I'll have this information in mind when I'll need to look up for the Italian rules.

[Anonymous No.19224352]

>>19224251
Yo yo yo yo yo yo fuck

Look at the level 2 of PHUN, hundreds of buys of thousands of pieces of stock
This thing is going to fucking MOON today

[Anonymous No.19224357]

>>19224312>>19224268

Also it was 1.62 a share, not 1.23
Wow I'm really rarted this morning

[Anonymous No.19224359]

>>19224285
Wait... You bought an REIT... Nigga

[Anonymous No.19224360]

>>19224192
HNNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.19224361]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19224367]

>>19224322
C-can you take a screenshot of some of my stonks pls

[Anonymous No.19224372]

[Anonymous No.19224373]

>>19223741
stonks are for fun and frens!

[Anonymous No.19224377]

can they guys?

[Anonymous No.19224380]

>>19224348
Non US citizens pay no taxes for trading in the US except those lmao 15% on divvies.
It shoulod be the same in Italy.

[Anonymous No.19224385]

>>19224157
>giving all your money to scammers to own the boomers

[Anonymous No.19224386]

>>19223806
Give me the sauce brother

[Anonymous No.19224389]

>>19224343
>ID: GayBat

[Anonymous No.19224391]

>>19224372
We are breaking out of the triple top now. There is nothing more bullish than that.

[Anonymous No.19224408]

>>19224391
It is literally being rejected as we speak, are you memeing or just retarded?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19224410]

Can you fucks just push SPY to $300 already so the cascading sell orders and flash crash triggers bringing GLD down with it?

[Anonymous No.19224416]

Slow and steady, lads. Yes you might make it with a gamble on risky stocks short term but you will definitely make it with quality stocks long term.

[Anonymous No.19224419]

>>19224386
Learn to reverse image search brother. HH

[Anonymous No.19224421]

Tell me why youre shorting? Why are you betting against the fed?

[Anonymous No.19224425]

>>19224251
>>19224352
looks safe as hell

[Anonymous No.19224426]

>>19224288
Exaggerated but it's in a range. Everything else on my tech lineup is on an upward trend.

[Anonymous No.19224427]

Who /lovesmoney/ here

[Anonymous No.19224431]

>>19224380
Well... That's great news.
I'll jump in the fun whenever MIB wants me to. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.19224434]

Just bought puts, have fun holding the bag, bulltards.

[Anonymous No.19224438]

>>19224377
those are males

[Anonymous No.19224439]

>>19224352
There are people literally bidding 3.50 right now for it.
Im up 10k this morning so far. And its not close to done.

[Anonymous No.19224443]

Not gonna lie. Wayfair had me nervous this morning

[Anonymous No.19224445]

>>19224012
>Imagine watching Attack on Titan and suddenly they get teleported to the world of Full Metal Alchemist without any reason or way to evolve the story.
That's pretty much what happens kek

[Anonymous No.19224447]

Can someone tell me what is happening with Nano Dimension ltd, if an explanation is possible? I'm a newbie and its a share someone told me to watch. It went up a great deal, then it got suspended and upon reopening went back down again.

[Anonymous No.19224451]

>>19224359
but trudeau is giving out so much wage subsidies to businesses on top of interest-free loans until 2022. Q1 financials were still pretty good.
i guess I should stop being lazy and finally put in a stop limit now that I'm slightly green

[Anonymous No.19224452]

>>19224319
2000 bucks down payment (just like when they were young) on a mcmansion at the top of a housing bubble id imagine.

[Anonymous No.19224455]

>>19224408
Reply to me in 30mins, fag.

[Anonymous No.19224467]

>>19224427
heh, based I do

[Anonymous No.19224472]

>>19224281
This
>Everything going to shit
>Vaccine busted, is a year or two away
>"Reopen" but not really just partially
>Clear sign that markets should be crashing
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BULL MARKET

[Anonymous No.19224473]

>>19224391
I disagree. Nothing makes sense in this market. Fed printers will win. Banks will win. Wall street will win. America will lose.

[Anonymous No.19224484]

>>19224434
expiration ?

[Anonymous No.19224488]

>>19224419
Brother that would require effort and this is the wrong place to find people willing to put effort in

[Anonymous No.19224498]

>>19224473
COPE

[Anonymous No.19224500]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I AM HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE: WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT. (except bobos)

[Anonymous No.19224501]

>>19224427
pepe are you okay? what happened to your lower body?

[Anonymous No.19224503]

>>19224447
they did a stock offering

you know how the Fed money printers go BRRRR and everyone's dollars become less valuable?

thats basically what they just did with their stock

[Anonymous No.19224507]

Where the fuck is the dump........

[Anonymous No.19224512]

>>19224484
Tuesday

[Anonymous No.19224516]

>>19224293
>they all made fun of me & told me I’d lose everything
They're right anon, they see you as an impatient child who day trades at the slight of red.

[Anonymous No.19224521]

>>19224473
So make money and stop bitching

[Anonymous No.19224525]

i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna buy a UAL strangle

[Anonymous No.19224531]

>>19224501
where we're going, we don't need lower bodies

[Anonymous No.19224532]

>5 minutes until SPY 300
>1 hour until SPY 320
>4-8 hours until historical max

[Anonymous No.19224536]

>>19224507
There isnt a dump. it might pull back...but it'll rebound and find ground there.

[Anonymous No.19224553]

>SPY almost at 300

AND WALLAH SPY WILL NEVER GO BELOW 295 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.19224556]

No. They expect one of us the the wreckage, Bobo.

[Anonymous No.19224561]

>>19224500

[Anonymous No.19224568]

>>19224500
ok good I found the based department

[Anonymous No.19224569]

>>19224512
strike?

[Anonymous No.19224571]

>>19224516
>day trades at the sight of red
I’ve never once sold a stock at a loss of money, or a break even. 5% gains, accounting for taxes, or nothing
I bought $2 worth of JCP stocks at 20 cents as a meme. Okay I admit it, I lost about 70 cents.

[Anonymous No.19224574]

>>19224531
based

[Anonymous No.19224578]

>>19224473
As always? Why don't you wanna win once too?

>>19224408
Still here fag? Rejected kek.

[Anonymous No.19224581]

>>19224507
>Where the fuck is the dump........
In the next 12 years, but the bottom will be 45000.

[Anonymous No.19224582]

Is now a fine time to get into UAL?
Long-term it's just gonna keep rising, right?

[Anonymous No.19224583]

>>19224503
Oh dear. Thanks for the info.

[Anonymous No.19224591]

>>19224117
It was a collab between A-1 and Trigger from the start. Iirc people started blaming A-1 once it went to shit since apparently Trigger can do no wrong.

>>19224507
We'll be stuck waiting for years...

[Anonymous No.19224594]

>>19224473
What's stopping you from also winning?

[Anonymous No.19224596]

I'm all cash and I feel suicidal

[Anonymous No.19224611]

>>19224596
do it faggot

[Anonymous No.19224615]

>>19224596
At least you are not holding puts.

[Anonymous No.19224621]

>>19224596
>he bet against america

[Anonymous No.19224625]

>>19224571
>I bought $2 worth of JCP stocks at 20 cents as a meme. Okay I admit it, I lost about 70 cents.
I, too, briefly was controlling shareholder of JCP.

[Anonymous No.19224624]

>>19224596

>my longs barely green
>my shorts extremely red

[Anonymous No.19224628]

buy INTU calls before earnings bros

[Anonymous No.19224631]

>>19224427
I do. In fact I love it so much we should print more of it.

[Anonymous No.19224637]

>>19224596
at least you didn't go full beartard

[Anonymous No.19224639]

>>19223863
Welcome to my world. Farming is getting destroyed, but hey let’s pump that market.

[Anonymous No.19224643]

Ktov

[Anonymous No.19224645]

>>19224582
Sure bud. Just don't look at PE and pretend that everything is ok ;)

[Anonymous No.19224651]

>>19224596
Why didn't you listen?

We tried to tell you.

[Anonymous No.19224659]

>>19224637
I sure feel like a retard

[Anonymous No.19224663]

My SHOP shorts are getting tiresome, just pick a direction and go you shit.

[Anonymous No.19224666]

>>19224596
I was with you for a long time anon, I held for 2 years in Cash before this crash waiting for these 2-3 months... It paid off big time.

You missed the dip, you might as well get in now man

[Anonymous No.19224676]

LOAD UP THE COOM LADS

WE'RE GOING TO THE COOMOON

[Anonymous No.19224678]

>>19224578
who says im not?

The american people are literally funneling their money into Jewish pockets through an elaborate ponzi scheme called the federal reserve. The American people are getting fucked.

But why short a ponzi scheme? Theyre gonna win until one day they dont. Until then, fuck it. Just pump it. Contribute to the fall and dont fight it.

[Anonymous No.19224698]

BULL MOMMY GIVE MILKIES

[Anonymous No.19224699]

>>19224678
that ponzi scheme has been going on longer than anyone here has been alive

[Anonymous No.19224706]

We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

[Anonymous No.19224713]

>>19224581
kek

[Anonymous No.19224722]

>>19224596
Cash is fine, spend your time building a watchlist and set yourself prices your comfy with to take the plunge when they hit those prices.

The hard part is holding long term after.

[Anonymous No.19224724]

i have made so much fucking money from holding 7x nasdaq and 16x leveraged wti for the past couple of days
i'm going to buy a home.. almost actually crying

[Anonymous No.19224732]

>>19224678
Then everything is good. World is fucked anyway so I don't give a shit about your moral story.

[Anonymous No.19224745]

>>19224621
>by holding what most likely are american dollars

[Anonymous No.19224747]

>>19224596
You should be lucky your money is still with you. At least you didn't gamble on puts. There's still time until recovery though.

[Anonymous No.19224749]

>>19224724
>current year +5

>buying a home

Anon, don't hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.19224756]

I seriously hope you loaded up on TQQQ, oil and airlines and puts on bearshire

[Anonymous No.19224758]

For once in my life, I can't seem to lose. What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.19224765]

>Always go long on swings and end up losing.
>Yesterday I saw the market going down, so I went short.
>Today market goes up massively.

[Anonymous No.19224766]

>Man sentenced to death in Singapore via Zoom
I guess this is bullish af
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-52739676

[Anonymous No.19224770]

>>19224724
It'll go as fast as it came if you keep taking the same risks. Settle down now, take small risk and live comfortably.

[Anonymous No.19224771]

>>19224713
See you in the next 12 years then.

[Anonymous No.19224776]

>>19223744
>hates weebs yet posts on 4ch
NGMI too much cognitive dissonance

>>19223745
Especially [joggers]

>>19223847
>betting against anti-fiat hedge
Shiggy diggy duggy

[Anonymous No.19224780]

>>19224724
Congratulations anon. You deserve your success.

[Anonymous No.19224788]

>>19224724
How does one leverage that much?

[Anonymous No.19224790]

>>19224596
VFIAX and VTMGX

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.19224791]

>>19224724
>7x nasdaq
Where can I buy this?

[Anonymous No.19224793]

Worth going in GE long now?

[Anonymous No.19224796]

[Anonymous No.19224797]

>>19224596
if youre waiting for another dump then just average in a bit every week. that way if we do dump you can still get in at a lower price but if we dont dump you will still make some gains.

[Anonymous No.19224803]

Ya'll niggers are speaking too soon. It's a ded kot bounce

[Anonymous No.19224808]

>>19224359
Redwood Trust is going to the moon today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19224809]

This is it! This is when GLD gets fucked and Baggie gets his fucking money.

[Anonymous No.19224810]

WHY IS NVIDIA DUMPING

[Anonymous No.19224816]

>>19224699
Yup. Which is why every generation after boomers has been poorer...and poorer...and poorer.

Boomers are the first generation in the history of mankind to pass on less wealth to their children than the generation before them. The escalation has only started.

First Inflation measurement started in 1913. First federal income tax started in 1913. And coincidentally, the Fed started in 1913.

[Anonymous No.19224817]

>>19224788
>>19224791
For US anons, either calls or a futures account

[Anonymous No.19224821]

Got in a little tiny short for ACB at $13.15
Even though ACB is a dogshit company and I have full faith and confidence that this stock will bleed for the next 3 months, I still wish etrade would let me put a trailing stop on my position. But the order interface keeps telling me it's not available for OTC tickers.

[Anonymous No.19224822]

>>19224776
when are you gonna transition bro?

[Anonymous No.19224825]

>>19224791
QQQ weekly Calls
Ball to the wall all in

Becoming rich or part of the suicide statistic

[Anonymous No.19224826]

GET READY FOR THAT SECOND WIND

[Anonymous No.19224828]

>>19223725
Was biz listening yesterday and buying Nano Dimensions or were you still derping around with bullshit like moderna? Can still get on this train but you'll be in one of the trashier cars

[Anonymous No.19224832]

>>19224803
The classical dead cat bounce over several weeks.

[Anonymous No.19224841]

>>19224803
This cat is well and alive and jumping after mice apparently.

[Anonymous No.19224843]

>>19224803
Dead cat bounce already happened in March.

[Anonymous No.19224847]

Where my RMBL chads at?

[Anonymous No.19224853]

What the fuck do I buy

[Anonymous No.19224854]

i'm about to go postal

[Anonymous No.19224862]

>>19224724
Absolutely basado and rojo-pill’d

>>19224706
K3k3k3k R.I.P Billy Bobo J-Pow whacked that foolish n00b he thought he was a playay but nah he ain’t

[Anonymous No.19224867]

>>19224843
It's getting some impressive airtime.

[Anonymous No.19224877]

>>19224847
nothing quite as bullish as a reverse split

[Anonymous No.19224884]

>>19224853
Id wait for a small dip.
But there is no dip.

When nothing is a buy everything is. Just buy. Regret later.

[Anonymous No.19224889]

SOXL has totally saved me from the March crash.

[Anonymous No.19224890]

>>19224803
>It's a ded kot bounce

[Anonymous No.19224903]

>>19224724
Congrats! Enjoy your newfound wealth. Don't let anyone try to take it from you either. People will be coming outta the woodwork claiming "hey you know me, we went to such and such place".

[Anonymous No.19224906]

>>19224843
>>19224841
>>19224832
>>19224890
Oh sorry let me rephrase that.

DROP IT LIKE HIROSHIMA

Mark my words

[Anonymous No.19224910]

Herro mein frens. I've been away for a while? Saw baggie made some anti coin thread. I'm glad hes still alive. Hows LCIguy?

[Anonymous No.19224914]

>>19224724
proud of you king

[Anonymous No.19224917]

>>19224793
>now
If you didn’t get that shit at $5 a share, you missed the boat.

[Anonymous No.19224918]

>>19224810
Because Nvidia is even more overbought than TSLA

[Anonymous No.19224929]

HOLY FUCK WHERE IS MY MONEY

[Anonymous No.19224931]

>>19224906
Stop hating money
>>19223806
Do it then

[Anonymous No.19224936]

>Everthing green
Me like

[Anonymous No.19224944]

What do you reckon? Low debt, good brand, really cheap.

Should I do it? I plan to hold for at least 3 year.

[Anonymous No.19224945]

>>19224822
Transition from human to transhuman? From mere fleshbag to cy-Bro? From homo to Super Saiyan battle monke?!?

Bro, leave fear behind and embrace #gains #wins #gold #semiconductors #QQQ

J-Pow has ka-powwwed bobos and we moon mission nao

U best get ready

>>19224826
+

>>19224803
U mad?

[Anonymous No.19224947]

>>19224596
>getting killed by inflation
didn't the jews educate you? of all the world economies US is least fucked and every person on earth is FOMOing into the US stock market. just check the broker's reports

[Anonymous No.19224952]

Where are all the shitter bears who said today was going to be blood red?

[Anonymous No.19224955]

>>19224853
Just hope for EOD dip last yesterday

[Anonymous No.19224960]

I'm breakin' my gains in the bull run
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

I left my positions and I feel so bad
I guess the bulls have run
Oh, they’re the best cheapies I ever had
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

I’m bein’ robbed with a gov’t gun
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I miss my shorts and the bear run
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

I left my positions and I feel so bad
I guess the bulls have run
Oh, they’re the best cheapies I ever had
I fought the Fed and the Fed won
I fought the Fed and the Fed won

[Anonymous No.19224965]

>>19223945
>>19223891
>>19223856
>Drinking the alcoholic jew
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.19224966]

>>19224793
kek, I've been long for a while. They're in a bidding contest to get a sweet govt contract now with RTX (Another holding of mine).

[Anonymous No.19224969]

>>19224952
i said that to encourage others to buy puts so i could laugh at them today

[Anonymous No.19224972]

>>19224952
Hopefully dead, so we can go back to 400 SPY

[Anonymous No.19224973]

>>19224952
On suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.19224976]

>close puts
>market rollsover with 2 minutes
I expect it to happen nearly every fucking time, but still net long at least for the time being. I swear it's like there is a simulation running against me that inverses the entire market.

[Anonymous No.19224989]

>>19224977
>>19224977
>>19224977
>>19224977
new thread

>>19224952
They retreated to cash, those fucking cowards!

[Anonymous No.19224990]

>>19224952
here. what do you want? the day is not over

[Anonymous No.19225014]

>>19224960

[Anonymous No.19225017]

>>19224965
>alcoholic jew
I think it would be the alcoholic european. Beer, wine, whiskey, vodka, that's all euros.

[Anonymous No.19225019]

>>19224765
Buy high sell low so easy

[Anonymous No.19225021]

>>19224960
nice, kek

[Anonymous No.19225025]

>>19224989
shit thread

[Anonymous No.19225056]

This market

[Anonymous No.19225067]

>>19224945
did you decide on a name?

[Anonymous No.19225093]

>>19225017

its literally a religious mandate in judaism to drink wine every friday night

[Anonymous No.19225101]

>>19225067
kek

[Anonymous No.19225130]

>>19224556

Lmao

[Anonymous No.19225133]

>>19224889
Congratulations. It's been tough here and there but looks like we're pulling through. Give it another six months and SOXL is really gonna make us proud

[Anonymous No.19225152]

>>19225017
Yeah and guess what there are Jews there too!

[Anonymous No.19225208]

Looks like shrmf bros are getting fucked today but not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.19225284]

I am sad. Nothing going my way. Lost almost everything. :(

[Anonymous No.19225382]

>>19223744
Anime imageboard you autistic loser.

>>19224822
>>19225067
Don't you ever get tired of regurgitating the same shit over and over again?

[Anonymous No.19225410]

>>19224990
Everyone point and laugh at this nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.19225738]

>>19224853
KO, C, RTX are all off their ath's and can gain 50% long term

[Anonymous No.19226099]

>>19225738
SPCE can gain 10x

[Anonymous No.19226163]

>>19224853
If you buy SPCE now you can get nearly the same price Pajeet Master Chamath Palihapitiya paid.

[Anonymous No.19226219]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8T9mVkGh3s

Watch this video and tell me why would anyone not want to buy SPCE