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1st for Taylor

Every god damn day is a slow push to the downside. There is never ever going to be a pump ever again. This is over. There will only be down days from now on

>>55072481
Dude shorted the 52 week low of vix with thousands of dollars and posted a screenshot up 14 bucks of "free money". People here are amazing

>>55072464
>Retard pump neon green on bad news for 6 months
>Two days of red
>Why does line go down for no reason at all

Fucking retards. You could have bought anytime.. literally any fucking day in the last fucking year and you fomod into the scam pump at the very fucking top (again)

>>55072562
>There will only be down days from now on
it'll be up tmrw

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>55072562
20 more points down

>>55072562
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

>>55072567
Nope, it's never going green ever again

Wow so this is the power of a bunch of complete fucking retards going short with leverage because of......the fucking debt ceiling? There have been a lot of absolutely insane reasons for the market to be red over the last year but this might take the cake.

Some great deals today if you’re a long term/tax advantaged chad
>O
>SCHD
>KO
>NEE
>JNJ
You do buy income don’t you?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Did we witness the generational top last week

>>55072579
Debt ceiling is irrelevant. It's just an excuse to rug the giga pump on bank failures, rate hikes, higher for longer and sticky inflation "being bullish"

Anyone still in WFCF Where Food Comes From? Think it was just a single poster from idk October or something of last year, had a nice return on them (26%) but feel like momentum has really died and I think their services are more of a luxury going forward if le recession or whatever the fuck hits food companies/distributors hard

MUMU I JUST WANT TO TALK

>>55072578
>it's never going green ever again
get some hopium anon

Mumu, are you okay

>>55072579

>>55072598
Not happening until there's a miracle and the stock market somehow has a green day for once

>>55072590
>Did we witness the generational top last week
>tfw you told your wife to liquidate her QQQ and SPY positions, but you kept *ALL* of yours
Lmao I bought calls, yesterday...

>>55072550
too old

>>55072594
>bank failures
lol
>rate hikes
lmao
>inflation
oh fuck my sides

Seriously it has to get tiring after a year of the same retarded reasoning

Got my straw
Ready to slurp
Any DC insiders here that can let me know when they'll agree on the debt ceiling?

>England's inflationary data today
Andrew Bailey is such a cocky bastard. He is somehow managing to spin it to look good. "Inflation fell to single digits, bros, haha yeah haha". And they have the audacity to raise by 25 bps only. What good is 25 bps?

>>55072613
I like to think we called each other niggers on /b/ back in the day.

>>55072608
>stock market somehow has a green day for once
it'll be a green day in this week for sure
SS it

So the way I've been investing made me very suspicious. How do I know if I have some mental condition like down syndrome? If so can I get a refund?

Remember when they said the economy was fine, well they lied.

anyone who thinks that the move today is because of the debt ceiling..
you are a fucking retard mouth breather, whose entire existence is driven by us vs them politics
this move has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with the debt ceiling
get your head out of your ass retards
you are the sheep that the media panders to.

Slurped more SOXL at open

>>55072638
no refunds downy

And just like THAT

>>55072616
>We should be at the same levels with over 5% of hikes and no helicopter money because AI or whatever

I'll enjoy when this rally fails like all the others and we go back to 3700 and none of you faggots post here anymore until the next fake and gay push for ATH

>Nothing matters line go up
Nigger logic. Buy calls today faggot and make sure to post them here

Every time.

>>55072648
>slurped at $16
>not $15 or lower

>>55072644
What the fuck is it about then? Point us to the legitimate news that everyone is smashing that sell button over

>>55072652
Lol mad you missed the bottom last year?

>>55072547

>>55072566
>Dude shorted the 52 week low of vix with thousands of dollars and posted a screenshot up 14 bucks of "free money". People here are amazing
Isn't the VIX $100 a point?

Is it going to be red ALL day or just for the morning? I want to make a trade already.

I hope you guys are slurping today

>>55072655
Oh if only that were the case

>Earningswhispers:
>KSS price sentiment: 97% down
>KSS EPS sentiment: 2% beat
>KSS opens above +15%
Literally why the fuck should do they have these EPS and price sentiments when it means nothing.

>>55072663
I bought in October. I sold too early but I was one of the only bulls in this shit hole in October. Midwits here get bullish at the top and bearish at the bottom. The most retarded board I've ever seen in my life and most of you genuinely shouldn't actively manage your money

>>55072664
lmao analog device is fucking rekt

also "you bought call anon" is not there today, so hope you didn't buy call today lads

Also rip Kpop anon, you were right, but too early

>>55072663
it's the federal reserve. they have put out 15+ speakers in the last 10 days to reaffirm
>higher for longer
>more increases are not only possible, but likely
>two more increases of 25bps in the coming months
>no cuts
it's also the bad economic data we have been getting, new orders are crashing, the economy is getting weaker; housing fell the most in 11 years last month - the consumer is kill
it is also the horrible earnings reports that have been coming out, showing how weak the consumer is (see Home Depot)
the economy is shit, and the Fed is continuing to tighten into it, and will not cut
we are also seeing very bad data worldwide, especially out of China
go look at NIO / XPEV today to get an idea of what is going on in China
we are going into a hard landing, globally

>>55072677
Just buy some soxs if you want some alpha.

Haha, people thought this crab was over.

SIKE!

DRIP, DRIP, DRIP goes your oil...

>>55072699
Thanks anon, might consider it.

>>55072702
When will they learn? Here is a hint: $JEPI

I just closed all positions. Getting too close to my stop loss and I'm over it. Im retarded for not doing it yesterday.

>>55072720
positions?

and we just hit +100% on the walmart puts! too bad i only bought 10

>>55072566
to be fair the anon who short vix did it as a hedge

I guess I should always be shorting the market because shorts always make money. Why did I ever think going with calls, expecting the market to fill the gap down at open, would be a good idea?

Nasty day that will most likely get worse. SPY is charging up for a drop under 410 easily.

U BOUGHT CALLS RIGHT ANON?

>>55072747
YOU CAPITULATED AT THE TOP RIGHT ANON?

>>55072747
UVIX calls.

>>55072697
this

>>55072747
see >>55072695
sorry for you m8. your indicators were right

>>55072754
Yes I did. And I did one better. I BOUGHT CALLS ANON.

>>55072768
fucking stupid don't make the same mistake again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfjB5P7RS0

>>55072733
Just stock, not options. 70 shares of TSLA was largest, sold at 181, bought at 176. Will see what happens this afternoon I guess. I didnt think everything would dump like this, I guess there is actuall a chance we default this time.

oh no bull bros we got too cocky

Reminder that the M15 chart is best chart. Some EMA and oscillator and reduce yoru greed and you are good to go

>>55072795
>>55072644
>>55072697

>>55072579
I wouldn’t be concerned about the debt ceiling, McCarthy and Biden will get a deal done. What concerns me is Yellen sucking liquidity out of the market the moment the debt ceiling deal is confirmed because she’s going to flood the market with treasuries to get her cash reserves back up

>>55072776
NVDA is going to crash after earnings... Since I let the secret out it will now rally...

You're welcome.

>>55072802
brother you have to make your bets based off of the retards that think politics is real, yeah the default wont happen but millions of little retard fucks out there think it can happen, so you bet on their fears and make money

>>55072820
I'm short NVDA so let it crash to $120. I'm waiting with a big buy order at these levels

>SOXL

>>55072590
It was a dead cat

>>55072644

Okay VIX is stalling a bit
maybe some rise in the next 30min or 1h or london closing

also yellen is talking today

>>55072828
friend. the market doesn't move based upon little timmy retard(s) thinking there will be a default. it moves based upon institutions, funds, big money - they are not retarded, they do not think there is even 1% chance of default.
as I said, you are the sheep that the media panders to.

>>55072839

>>55072831
NVIDIA Co. (NASDAQ:NVDA – Get Rating) EVP Debora Shoquist sold 23,084 shares of the stock in a transaction that occurred on Thursday, May 18th. The shares were sold at an average price of $305.00, for a total transaction of $7,040,620.00.

BULLISH!

>>55072833
>SOXS

>all the pumping of last week obliterated in 2 days
>back into the crab channel from the past month
KNEEL

idk why everyone thinks there's gonna be a debt ceiling resolution for sure. republicans can use it for leverage come election time even if they're the ones holding it up

I think people might be forgetting at this point that there is, in fact, a LOT of gay 0-dte call buying money

>>55072820
>>55072831
Honk honk. I'm slurrrrrping these nvidia cheapies rn. Gonna retire early thanks to your liquidatey

>>55072876
yeah but that would also mean the government would have to stop spending money

>Hava Nagila intensifies

OOOO MY OATS BE BUSSIN FR

>>55072895
>also mean the government would have to stop spending money
you mean like a default?

>>55072876
Dems literally dont care if it crashes, they went full anarcho-tyranny years ago

>WHY is it EMPTY Linda?

>>55072831
Based
I will buy bigly at sub $150

>>55072907
Only once the last BOIL baggie has been strangled with the entrails of the last lean hog shorter will the market know peace and eternal green.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

Buying DA DIP.

Reminder that Bureaucrats are earning more than you, by taking money from your bank account each year
LOL

Can someone tell me if they will they pivot? Please pump it i beg you

>>55072956
There will never be a pump ever again, only buy shorts and you will always make money

>>55072613
Isn't she dating a chud now? I saw a bunch of tumblr-types seething over it. /ourpopstar/
>>55072711
I'm 80% JEPI and 20% cash but I was too lazy and retarded to put it in a Roth or whatever, the tax man is going to buck break me.
>>55072876
I think it's the same principle as "What if there's nuclear war?". At least some people seem to think that an unresolved debt crisis is SO disastrous that they might as well not plan for it, and bet that the alternate case is correct. I.e. "If crisis resolved -> I make money, if crisis not resolved, I'm fucked no matter what."

>>55072915
It’s called a balanced budget.

TOTAL BAGGIE DEATH

It's just completely amazing to me that days like this miraculously push pretty much everything that was technically overbought all the way back to technically oversold. Like, to the exact threshold. Almost as if the entire market is fraudulent and is run by people with insider info who only ever want the line to go up in the end.

>>55072972
US government
>Balanced budget... someone laugh at this person with me...

I just slurped some Lumber (Jul '23)

The government isn't real.

okay another 10 point flush of the sellers and we pump

>>55072984
that's what im sayin, these guys are so overdramatic.

launch zee fud missiles do eet

FL pump goddamnit

>>55072984
>all the way back to technically oversold.
uuuh... sweaty we are overbought on the WEEKLY
we have still a long way to go

>>55072984
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>55073037
Nigga even NVDA is at the threshold for oversold on the monthly and is well below it on the weekly. You're retarded.

They're not actually willing to default - are they?

>>55073049
hey newfag if you don't say any ticker its assumed you mean the "market" i.e. shit&piss

the urge to slurp is becoming unbearable

>>55073047
what are these badges hanging from her apron?

>>55073059
Hey faggot have you not checked the charts for a week or two? SPY is literally right on the threshold of oversold on the monthly

>>55073077
I'm trading futures only newfag

What the FUCK just happened to TMO? That's too legit of a company to take a surprise shit like this.

>>55073063
falling knife

>>55073069
condom wrappers

Yeah, the main theme; C.R.E.A.M. by all means, and harebrained schemes

>>55073063
no, we have a long way to go

>>55073077
buy then. futures we are already overbought again.

bought UVXY
the market should heal now

>>55072990
Unless you plan on accepting delivery that was a bad move.

>>55073083
It's like your home crashing in value when niggers move in next door: bad neighborhood.

VIX will fall right?

RIG

>SOXS up 7%
>UVIX up 8%
which of these do I buy calls on for maximum gains and maximum mumu mad?

>>55073069
Flair

>>55073123
From here? NVDS might get you more and better downside than SOXS.

Remember: SOXX includes a lot of theoretically useful companies.

>>55073123
SOXS. All in.
I need someone for the MMs to match my put selling against.

ENVB UP 100% 10 BIG GUYS!

kind of regretting not buying SOXS when I took profit on my SOXL last week

>OMG THE DEBT CEILING DEADLINE IS APPROACHING
>stock market crashes
>deal is finalized at last second raising limit
>stock market rebounds

It's all so tiresome. Just go short on the lead up to debt ceiling and go long 1 day before. These idiots always delay to last minute to hold other party hostage. This is honestly the easiest and safest money you can make trading. Anyone else making this play?

>-1% intraday

Bulls gnash their teeth and lament their existence.

>+1% intraday

Bears gnash their teeth and lament their existence.

All the while the crab murders everyone.

>>55073159
>Back in 2011 most of the damage in stocks was done after the debt ceiling agreement was reached. After the agreement was reached on July 31, 2011, the S&P 500 actually fell – almost 17% from the July 31 deal
UH OH STINKY

>>55073159
Been slurping MIC so hard.

>>55073159
>go long 1 day before
timing that day right is going to be tricky.

I actually shorted the bottom, 10:09 am EST. Only a small position, but still in the red. Laughing so hard right now.

Just bought the bottom we are so back

What's the NVDA play today? im think of selling OTM puts

>>55073172
kek

>>55073105
Why?

>>55073161
that's because of the credit degrade you moron
not because of the agreement

>>55073172
We all live in our own realities within the hyperverse. You are an NPC in mine and all of us are NPCs in yours. The difference is the bogs tweak each VM such that no matter your plans or schemes you get btfo in the most ironic way. Sucks but those guys were always the biggest jokers

Fake-out!

>>55073177
Yeah you should. it's going to RALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning, sirs. Please buy OCGN. Lord Ganesha thanks you.

>>55073195
A credit degrade could easily occur again.

I slurped a little so its basically fucking over now

>>55073195
It was a "sell the news" event just like it always is mumutard. Make sure to go all in on calls the day before so I can laugh that much harder

>>55073195
Nah it was the back log of treasuries that had to be issued to fill the TGA sucking liquidity away

I don't think anyone is having fun in this market anymore

Nothing will ever go right for me ever again

Perfect time to buy into CNET lads

>>55073244
speak for yourself

there is so much bearish sentiment for NVDA here today that I can't help but think it's going higher on earnings.

FUCK SILVERGATE

>>55073160
To escape, you have to get out of London (S&P 500 stocks)

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND
LOOK UPON ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I fell for the jepi scam

>>55072547
L*M POSTING WAS THE TOP AGAIN LMAO YOU DIDNT LISTEN YOU DIDNT LEARN. SOXL WILL NEVER BE $45 AGAIN.


CHOP. CHOP. CHOP. CHOP. CHOP.

>>55073258
>P/E of 171...

You are delusional. Nvidia is overpriced by ever single metric available.

>>55073191
Real estate is fucked.

>>55073213
the IV should fall off a cliff either way right? How many redditors are long NVDA puts? I'll think ill sell some to those blue haired overweight trannys

all my puts have been closed, time for calls?

>>55073293
Don't ever buy calls again, only buy puts

>>55073172
That wasn't the bottom. You'll be fine. SPY is going to drop 410 today. You hang around these people long enough, you know how they do things. The indicator is that you had that really odd controlled drop yesterday into a gap down today basically. Then today you have price acting like a kid on the beach running away from the waves. It's the people who move price doing their best to put on a good show.
>Maybe it isn't going to drop! Maybe it will! Ohhhhh that drama of it all! Just kidding, straight down.
If you keep an eye out for stuff like this, it's easy money. Days like today pretty much never have meaningful turnarounds or pumps to the upside the same day. Tomorrow might be a different story, but they're wrecking things today.

>>55073284
In the name of all that is holy gimme name, bro.
Btw, loading up on NVDA calls

Just woke up,why is it dumping?

>>55073317
Market is going to 0, we're done having green days

>>55073300
put credit spread it is kek.

>>55073195
Yeah okay dipshit, the debt ceiling "resolution" is going to be real fucking bullish just like the recession and longer for higher and earnings recession and unemployment rising and credit tightening and housing starts and sales below expectations and GDP falling and core inflation remaining high (stagflation) and more banks going under and lack of market breadth and the Leading Index report being the worst since 2009 and Manufacturing Indexes plunging and China "reopening" stalling and the entire house of cards being held up by 8 stocks riding AI hype all the while TSM is reporting YoY declines in shipments.
But just keep on buying retard you'll be rich!
>>55073284
impressive tuck game

>>55073321
If you want to lose money go right ahead, this market is only going to keep going down

>>55073305
bottom signal

>>55073284
That's a very feminine benis!

>...AND THEN WE SAID ITS A NEW BULL MARKET

>>55073319
Is the stock market going out of business?

How do we profit off of the tuck friendly clothing trend?

why are bears such pussies about shorting apple

AFTER TODAY ONLY 4 TRADING DAYS LEFT TO SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY

>>55073285
it has been overpriced for a while. look where we are now.

>>55073343
Might as well be closed because it's only going down.

AI AI AI AI AI stocks going to rally if you say AI 1000x times.

what did they mean by this? QRD on the NU short?

>>55073355
do you know why its sell in may and go away? because liquidity dries up during summer season. mumus haven't even seen shit

>buy options
>expensive for how short term they are
>goes in my favor hard
>barely gains anything
Seriously just a 3x? For how short term and expensive they were they follow the stocks value a little too closely. Not to mention selling is like gold. Want to buy it? Pay a premium. Want to sell it? Undersell it.

>>55073349
Don't know. But I'm buying Torrid (CURV), because of the explosion in obese zoomer chicks, looking to dress like normal sized women

>>55073383
I fucking kneel.

>>55073378
yea but I have a position that moves like 400 shares of SPY for $900 instead of $160,000

>>55073335
reddit get paid today/tomorrow they are going to slurp, blackrock too with everyone's 401k autobuy.

I wasn't wrong.. I was just early.. they had to touch 420 I guess. Either way it will be nice to buy again at 390 next month

>>55072682

>>55073399
A little too optimistic, it's going to keep crashing

>>55073406

>I buy
>it keeps dumping

>>55073341
I mean its pretty hard to believe when very few mumu posters ever show their portfolios and not hide details either. Yeah so what if your 1 week chart is up, show us the 1 year. With the bobo to mumu ratio being something like 1:10 I've seen more bobos post their portfolios than mumus.

t. Mostly cash, gamble with a bit.

>House Rep. Speaker McCarthy due to hold press conference at 11:45 AM ET (1545 GMT).

deal reached?

>>55073399
WF started posting my pay a day early. What kind of Jewish trick is this? Something to do with earmarking money so they can lend it out a day earlier?

>>55073419
>I short
>market rockets up to hit my stop and immediately reverses

How much longer does an investor have to
hold the uranium bags ?

Explain why my scheme is retarded
>Screen Finviz for USA-based optionable stocks that are up 5% or more today
>Sort by smallest market cap
>Look for piece-of-shit companies experiencing a clearly unsustainable pump on no real news
>Confirm with hordes of retard commenters posting rocket ship emojis on stocktwits
>Buy puts with the strike at the company's current price
>Wait for the value to dump
>Profit
This seems like it would be the safest way to profit from these pieces of shit, right? Where's my problem? Liquidity jumps out but if I kept my positions to a couple hundred dollars...

>>55073410
Requesting one with: Why is it not going.

>>55073427
Call them up and ask them to explain themselves. Make sure you tell them you won't be falling for any of their jewish tricks

>>55073341
>And then we told them
>Ignore the recession and buy the top

>>55073419
>I sell
>Biden is able to form a single coherent sentence, causing the market to sky rocket

Fink you rat faced jew, turn your pump back on.

>>55073427
people borrow 30 years of paydays valued at 30+% their projected earnings to buy square boxes made of piss soaked hamster bedding pressed together with horse paste. it's a jewish trick as old as time.

>>55073440
(((Cohen))) can't be this retarded. I guess he just looked for exit liquidity otherwise this faggot lost his brain over the years

>>55073440
I wonder how many media toadies spread the (((message)))

HEY CMON, SCRAM!

>>55073435
Pump n dumps aren't safe that's the gist of it.

>>55073396
The thing is, 2 years ago my option plays would generate so much of a return for significantly less risk
>1 year out option
>stock moved 15%
>up 100%
Now
>1 week max option
>stock moved 10%
>up 300%
The risk to reward is just not there. Id rather dump 10k for a 1 year out contract and double my money with good odds than dump it 10k into an eow contract where Id have a significantly higher chance of it being manipulated against me

You guys realize that SOXS is going to $50, right?

>>55073424
Lol, Biden won't cave in on the work requirements for gibs. They are not making any progress.

I have 50k of T Bills that mature in late July. If the debt limit is not raised and the government defaults, what happens? Should I sell them now and go to cash?

>>55073470
Both sides need to hold strong until I sell all of my bearish shit.

>>55073460
Dude just think ROBLOX is going to $300/share because AI. Please ignore the fact we don't make any money and our billion dollar children's videogame company has a declining user base (((DAVID)))

>>55073465
Right, which is why you wouldn't buy shares. But if you guarantee that a dump WILL happen in the vast majority of cases, which is true, it seems like buying puts during the pump phase would practically be free money. What am I missing?

1m VAL on apple is titanium support

>>55073481
I would just let them mature.

>>55073481
What happens to your cash if the government defaults?

Better hurry up and convert to some stable currency, like the Euro.

>>55073491
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Your puts will expire worthless before it dumps.

>>55072570
>SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>55073491
You'd likely get murdered on the greeks

>>55073466
See I use them completely differently. I think you are a greedy goyim piggy asking for 100-300% returns. I'm the reason why options don't work like that any more. I'll buy a 0 dte 100 lot of ATM or ITM options every fucking day if feel like it. The VIX doesn't capture that. I'm lookin for 0.01% green. Anything green. GREEN BY ALL MEANS AND HAIR BRAINED SCHEMES

get ready for the flush

>>55073498
>the Euro
can I introduce you to russian ruble backed by gold™ and the best commodities currency?

>>55072547
Fellow /smiggers/ what do you make of the Korn Krop Kollapse of 2023?? How will this impact ethanol and better yet oil prices. Of course this will push inflation back up too.

>>55073481
goberment will honor is credit spendings, but not his current spendings

>>55073485
>ai
They are just dropping that word in hopes of a pump. Probably some sort of bonus for the ceo if stock passes a certain gain threshold on earnings. Ai, roblox, lol what ai? The "ai" for npcs if they even have any self made ones in their game?

*ahem* i have ai in my game, see how this enemy moves on his own without me pushing the keyboard!? Pls gib me $10m funding.

I'm so happy I sold PLTR at the tippy top yesterday, just 20 cents above my DCA. Fuck you Thiel.

>>55073466
i basically use options to avoid the T+1 settlement stuff with long shares. I'm in a margin account but I prefer churning out contracts on the day vs shares just as matter of preference because I like that its a $1000 position instead of a $100k position. Can keep more of my capital in other stuff

>>55073435

And not only would you get smacked on IV and greekies like i said here
>>55073517
if it's genuinely some poopy micro-cap BS the chain is going to be thin as fuck

>>55073538
AI looks to be already wearing out its welcome.

>>55073485
>>55073538
The children they have developing the games will use advanced AI tech to enhance it, you have to believe guys

>>55073435
As with most things it starts with your ability to control risk. If you manage your approach responsibly, you'll be fine. What you've laid out there is sensible. It can be improved, but you're thinking in the right direction. Stocktwits is an absolute wasteland. I'm not even sure how many of the people that post there are human. You see a lot of the same names making really strange posts. There is a guy that posts on F from Korea. His name is like FordMarketConductor or some shit and all he does is post about buying more F in broken English which seems almost "too perfectly broken" if that makes sense? Another guy that I remember from there would always be like "YEEHAH F! YEEHAH AMERICA! YEEHAH ARMY!" and that just seemed fake too. Long story short it gave me conviction to short the ever living shit out of that stock when it was over 13.

>>55073424
doomp incoming

>>55073551
>T+1 settlement
or T+2 idk what it is these days, nor do i care, that's useless knowledge for the series holders. I cant fill my head with that crap

>>55073578
based

>>55073572
i exited my 0 dte 411 calls because i have no clue whats about to happen. something is brewing. SPY flat as a pancake on the day, im sitting on my hands for now

>>55073556
I'm telling ya Anti AI tech is gonna be the biggest money maker. Filters to make sure content is real.

>>55073572
Only on the announcement and they won’t make the announcement until the eleventh hour.

Sell the news or buy your shorts now because we are 100% dumping on debt ceiling deal.

>>55073517
>>55073554
Thanks guys, you're probably right. I just looked at this crapper called TLIS and the options chain - although it exists - is so low volume that there's literally no point playing. I probably will keep my eyes open for cases with a healthier options chain, though. I will however, keep my eyes open for cases like this where there IS a healthy options volume, maybe larger caps.

>>55073436

>>55073591
No man im tellin ya the real tech is the anti anti ai tech

>>55073590
>something is brewing. SPY flat as a pancake on the day,
FOMC minutes coming out at 2. Expect some volatility after

>>55073601
liquidity on a chain is a big thing derivative beginners don't really consider and then they go to sell and get fucked because the spreads are massive or bids just nonexistent.

>>55073556
Barely? Seemed overhyped. I did play around with it. The chat ai's. Infuriating to deal with as certain keywords make them respond with all sorts of excuses "flawed statistics" kek I did eventually beat it and got it to admit stuff about the melanin rich. Idk where my screenshot went. Wonder what happens to all these stocks heavily pumped up by AI should interest go down heavily

>>55072579
Kek YOU'RE the dumb nigger retard. Retail shorting would make the market pump to cleanse the barnacles off the HUGE whales. There is 110% chance of recession and UP going up in 2H. 95% of earnings are down and literally only a handful of overweight overhyped "safety-growth" stocks are pulling indices up. Could you be more of an idiot for think retardedly high P/E growth stocks are defensive in a recession?? You BAFFOON, MONGOLOID, IMBECILE how many times does this have to be pounded thru your thick skull. I could put an encyclopedia Britannica of economic knowledge and over 100k current financial data point at the tip of a hollow point, 357 magnum bullet and fire 6 shots into the back of your Neanderthal skull and you STILL wouldn't comprehend the slightest idea of what the fuck is going to happen!!

>on a side note I'd like to thank you for being the idiot muse and inspired this OC pasta

>>55073603
Thanks anon

IEP bros I'm getting real anti-semitic vibes from this latest dump. Has anybody reported Heisenberg to the ADL yet? I'm thinking it's high time they were investigated

>>55073563
But how does that make them money? Easier to use and thus more games to take tiny amounts from?

I may be a game developer but that doesn't mean I use AI or roblox for that matter. It just doesnt generate the art I'm looking for, however it does make a lot of them seethe which I find funny.

PPT buying algos ENGAGE

>>55073647
It probably won't, but I could see the possibility that AI makes it easier to make games in roblox and that these games become popular and drive traffic to the site

>>55072706
OMFG the one week API shitty numbers miss be 50% and it's to the FUCKING UPSIDE. Holy fucking moley this is epic crude draws. Close to ATH

>>55073643
You're still playing that?
You know that the NAV is like $17, right?

>>55073621
>Could you be more of an idiot for think retardedly high P/E growth stocks are defensive in a recession?
The only possible explanation for this is name recognition. People are jumping into big name tech stocks cuz those are the companies with the most press especially with the AI hype. Nothing else makes sense to me and if anything it makes me twice as bearish

>>55073643
Imagine for just a second that you bought puts, all in, right before it plummeted. Now imagine you didn't sale the moment you were up 50%. I want something like this, throw 15k in on short dated puts, and several days later wake up with half a million dollars. Free of the wage cage.

>>55073654
Gotta pump 0.5% on low volume for lunch so the 0dte call buyers can jew some shekels. This really doesn't feel like a slurp the dip kinda day though I hope those faggots get heemed

reddits paycheck just cleared.

>>55073643
its a ponzi and I hope this faggot Icahn necks himself

>>55073695
Gotta slurp the heckin dipperinos

i come to you now... at the turn of the tide.
BUY, you fools.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha-FS_CHmGw

Alright I scalped another $20 on that pump, i gotta hit the grocery store. I remember when I first started trading in March 2022 when the VIX was at 35 for a while, I thought the daily price action was normal. Now I'm just happy for a $0.50 move either way. I got other shit to do today, not about to sit here and watch MM's heem mumus and bobos alike on no movement. Will check in before FOMC minutes

>>55073672
I could see this except only problem being the older they get the more likely they wander away from roblox. Basically kids selling their games/content packs to other kids.

>>55073675
Most of the holding companies like this are below NAV. That's one of the major points in the Hindenburg report. Also their dividend is like 30% currently if it goes lower Incahn won't be able to pay the dividend because he is using cash reserves and loaning his stock out to do so. So case in point it has room to plummet even lower.

>>55073677
Good points. However we know marketing is the fakest and gayest business function there is. And is responsible for the advent of the NPC. Therefore us /SMIGGER/-Chad's only rely on rock solid metrics and numbers.

8 days till defaults and retards are buying like lmao.

Embracer bros...

>>55073717
For Ford Co.

>>55073718
K...keep me posted

slurperoids we got too cocky

>>55073742
>K...keep me posted

>there is still a BBBY general

>>55073739
Look at that quintuple bottom on the year chart.

>>55073643
With j___s

>>55073720
>Also their dividend is like 30% currently if it goes lower Incahn won't be able to pay the dividend
This is false. They can pay out the dividend forever off current cashflows as long as Icahn chooses to take his dividend in kind, and as long as outside investors all take cash.
The problem is that, at some point, it makes more sense for him to cut the dividend and cuck the outside investors. In a sense, these investors were getting paid to prop up an imaginary value so that Icahn could take out margin against his own stake, for other uses.
When he can no longer access that margin because the ponzi has been publicly acknowledged, there is no point to continue paying off those outside holders.

Hindenburg were not the first to see through this scheme, but they were the first to attack it with enough clout to make a difference. Hard to see it survive from here given that the incentives are no longer there. Better to deflate the whole system completely now and then privately takeover what remains of the carcass.

>>55073773
Buy now. Buyyyyy now.

WHY ARE WE FUCKING DUMPING GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LETS GOOOOO

>HOUSE REP. SPEAKER MCCARTHY: WE ARE STILL FAR APART ON A NUMBER OF THINGS.
lol, lmao even

the white house and pentagon attacks were secret messaging saying it was the top

>>55073827
mccarthy on youtube talkimg about debt ceiling

NO DEBT DEAL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7NIHh94ig

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55073847
I love bathing in Mumu's money.

FUCK YOU BIDEN YOU FUCKING GERIATRIC FAGGOT

>>55073807
I don't doubt that Icahn has some magic jewery to avoid further losses, which is why I was/am reluctant to short it.

Honestly? fuck it just let us default at this point. its going to have to happen eventually

>>55073857
Why are her feet so flat?

No deal based on how he's answering these questions.

>>55073873
Just change the name of the country and tell the bill collectors they have the wrong number.
https://www.theonion.com/u-s-government-stages-fake-coup-to-wipe-out-national-d-1819594855

ironically the extreme left is printing so much money for me. let this shit default

>>55073786
Qui?

>>55073884
Asians have flatter feet.

>>55073873
Interest expense is only 17% of revenue. Defaulting is a meme. Oh no we might have to cut aid to Ukraine and stuff some contractors

>>55073922
3>1>4>2>6>5

>>55073937
Stiff contractors*

With the fed no longer remitting the govt really is running out of money this time.
the assumption is they'll print another $2 trillion to make up the difference as normal but I think this time is different.
imo itll take them another couple months to figure it out like in 2012

>>55073960
>>55073960

>>55073758
>BBBY
Um, it's BBBYQ now sweath

>>55073952
what happened in 2012? i was a drug addled teen in high school then.

>>55073838
Likely. The way the RT twitter posted and deleted it was suspicious

>>55074062
I might be remembering the exact year wrong, but government workers weren't paid for a couple of months. they eventually got backpay but it took a long time for a budget to be agreed on

>>55074174
how did the markets react to that?

>>55074187
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_United_States_debt-ceiling_crisis

the Fed started a major round of QE to pay for the ceiling raise and line went up. maybe they'll do the same since inflation is only 4% now but that's teh reason I don't think it will be as heavy handed this time.

>>55072936
>USD got more valuable
wtf
against what??
How can both the Euro and the dollar be in that list and how can one have gained value and the other lost. That implies neither is the 'standard' used to measure everything against. Unless you're saying $1 just became $1.04 for no reason.
Please explain?

>>55075946
The Euro is over half of the Dollar index represented there, but there are a few other currencies that go into the calculation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Dollar_Index