/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is nobody really gonna make a new thread on /biz/? This is unironically the last /smg/?

>>58114536
I went from being up $1800 from Fedex calls, to being up $12 after rolling into DWAC. Uh... not good.

So MMs ran NVDA up 40 dollars in the span of a half hour, and then dump end of day.

Smells like fear out there.

Well, we were overdue for a pullback. Too bad it wiped out all of this weeks gains. I bought some calls for next week.

Everytime I get greedy I get burned. I bought 508 SPY calls today as a pure gamble and it tanks. Pigs really do get slaughtered.

I'm back after scrounging up another 2k to invest. I totally missed SMCI in the meantime and I feel like offing myself.

Who's all retarded enough to buy NVDA even though it needs a 20% move to beat IV crush and pay for premiums?

>>57520680
>>57520689
>>57520702
it's so over

Natural gas storage numbers just came out
BOIL bros I dont feel so good

>>57312287

Nothing is going to happen until its too late to take appropriate counter measures. I guess this is it, gentlemen.

>>56729188
You can't argue against someone from Switzerland. Good currency, steady and relatively low inflation, good income, generally regarded as a beautiful country, corrupt but not disgustingly so like Czech republic for example, and so on.
My only complaint about Switzerland is that it's way too hot there. Oh and an underperforming market index. OMX, DAX, Danish, and others outperform it with a bang. And that's kind of pathetic.
>>56729202
New to investing and going into options? The f3gg? Bro, snag yourself some good stocks, maybe some bills yielding you guaranteed cash

The moment in the bullrun where you catch yourself browsing your favorite sports car brand customising your "future car" is the moment you should sell

Kudos to you man. I once tried NoFap for a year and I damn nearly lost my libido because of it. I could barely get it up even looking at lesbian porn, wtf? And mind you I workout a lot and try to live a healthy life style and have a good diet full of protein. So typically my libido is quite high.
It really is interesting how people can elicit different responses.

Pepsibros I ain't feeling so good. We are literally trading at the weekly MA200 (representing 4 years). Things are looking real damn bearish. The earnings were phenomenal so what gives? Are the pros really that afraid of Eli Lilly and Novo's anti-"obesity" drugs?

>>56282237
>>56282241
Then I dont want one.
Girls can go to hell. I want real emotional connection, not some transaction based whore relationship.

>8% 30-year mortgage rates

>>56168335
I will literally never understand this. How can they pay you to hold shorts/calls? Literally wat? Never seen that here in my crap of a country

WTF is this EU market? Suddenly it starts to decouple more and more from the US? Suddenly the narrative shifts to rate cuts? We still have an inflationary rate of more than 8% in many of the countries and even Germany and France have inflation way WAY above the target.
Naaaah naaah let's drag it out. Last year they said by end of 2023 inflation should be around 3%. Now they shifted expectations to 2024... Poland cutting rates despite experiencing one of the highest inflationary rates in the EU (11% y/y).
Sure, why not.
>>56045827
If you think DAX is weird, check out the OMX shitcoin swed index. I have absolutely no idea what is even happening there.

>>55981385
Dubs and 9 are pretty good actually.

Also, DXY bigly down yet stocks are barely moving. Inderasting. Also, when will it be time to get into small caps? I've been waiting two+ years now... naturally, the "high" rates are gonna fugg over small caps the most (compared to mega/large caps) but come on. The onslaught must end some day right?

>>55879942
too big

>>55852767
Wtf, that seems amazingly bullish for BOIL... It is maximum 24 Celcius where I live and I am dying. How do you survive?

Anyway, 1Y bond going back up to the same level as last year. Bros, are we gonna see another sell-off?

Ehhhh fellow EUbros, why are we crashing (with no survivors)? I thought Amazon would save us

>>55681469
Let's hope so. The core inflation really is too stubborn and all too high.

Bros wtf happened? I exercised (I am up to 120kg incline bench now which is not too bad for a subhuman manlet) and went for a walk in the woods and I come back and everything is fuckin red. Is it the resurgence in the DXY that is causing this? The GDP numbers were great so what gives?