/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58422226
Weekend low volume fake whale pump is extremely bearish.
Watch what happens by Tuesday.

Bitcoin miners getting absolutely DESTROYED.

I hope you tards sold those CLSK and MARA bags before the halving?

*Blows it in your face

Fakeout

How are your puts doing fellas?

My meme AI puts are exceptionally green now. SMCI, NVDI, AMD, all hilariously overpriced and correcting hard (just started).
See you niggers in June, I'll be up half a millie by then.

>>58021140
Rebound by October.
But yes, holding the bag is punishment for your greed and stupidity.

>Takes a puff of a robusto Cohiba
>Blows it in your face

Check the chart. ANY chart.

>>58019687
>Takes a puff of a robusto Cohiba
>Blows it in your face

Check the charts.

Today is options ex-date for the month.
Low IQs are "slurping the cock", I mean dip.
High IQs realize that MMs are keeping the market crabbed to expire both puts and calls out of the money.

The carnage starts Monday.

Just IMAGINE the panicked Boomer ETF outflows tomorrow.

Hope your asshole is moist, Mumu.

Where are your ETF inflows now?

Just a reminder that the boomers who are now buying near the top will dump relentlessly now that the big market correction is here.

>>57990144

SMCI is the flimsiest of the AI meme stocks and the one to fall hardest the moment the music stops and top-buying idiots scramble for the exits.

$400 strike, August expiry.

>>57989437
I've just started getting my toes wet into puts.
If it goes up for another week in a scam pump to trap in more exit liquidity, I will just average down my cost.

There is no scenario whereby the market DOESNT crash by April.

>>57972147
Thanks for another top signal, newfag.

I hope you niggers are ready for a -30% in the QQQ?

>>57961870
And another top signal into my folder.

>>57954386
>Muh ETF
>Muh Boomers

Once Boomers get a taste of a -40% day, you'll see how fucking quickly they sell those bags.
Remember, these are the same niggers that bought Dotcom shitcos at ATHs and sold them at -99%.

You're on thin ice mumu.

You know what that means come Monday?

>>57915730
You'll be begging for me to buy your bags at $32K.

Oh no...
And now that AI stocks are dumping, the last illusions of a bull market are hone.

>>57875806
Man, what a strong healthy economy we are in.
Surely, numbers will just keep going up?

R-right Mumu?

>MUH INFLOWS

Heh, good one.
Watch this.