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Kek hedgies

>>55031976
Morning, frens.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,238.266B, 102P = 21.944B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,276.720B, 106P = 21.478B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>55031976
Morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,238.266B, 102P = 21.944B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,276.720B, 106P = 21.478B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek blockbusties

Our last hope for MOASS.

>>55031976
kek stupid fuck baggots

>>55032078
STILL THE BEST 1973

At 1:59 Monday morning the secret weapon will be deployed, and Ken Griffin and his friends are gonna get it like the CIA brought it down on black neighborhoods in St. Louis in the 50’s.

>>55031976
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

>>55032323
what the fuck is a black neighborhood, and more importantly, why the fuck does your nigger brain think i care?

>>55032354
He's just cringeposting, don't over think it. There's literally nothing else to do at this point except for filling these threads with slight variations of cringe that's been posted before, threads are dead.

>>55032078
>Our last hope for MOASS.

>>55032354
>>55032405
>Found the guys who agree with RC not liking white people

Yeah I'm selling, Cohen was supposed to run a tight ship but just shitposting on Twitter

Hope you're all having a relaxing weekend. I started a 401k rollover yesterday so that's my biggest news of the week.
>>55032002
Happy Caturday.
>>55032341
I'll go do that today I guess, I've been putting it off too long.

>>55032341
I'm voting against everything the board recommends as protest for making me wait two and a half years. Fuck Cohen, fuck Cheng, fuck everyone. I've held fur2long

>>55032354
>>55032405
>>55032536

Mo’ Ass

I just want to escape this living hell. I want the demons to be cast back into the fire and for life to be pleasant again. I fear the end is coming for certain family members and I want to be safe and know that I'll always be safe before even harsher tragedy hits. I want to be able to run away from it all at a moments notice without fear and agony. I wish God would save me already. The luxury, the women, the traveling, the hobbies are all second to just already having that tangible assurance that I'm never going to be dragged down by a fault that isn't my own.

Fuck the 90’s, bring back the 60’s
https://youtu.be/Q8P_xTBpAcY

>>55032812
>that tangible assurance that I'm never going to be dragged down by a fault that isn't my own
I don't believe such an assurance exists, but what does exist is the strength to carry on despite unfathomably harsh circumstances. Grit is an insanely under-rated soft skill anyone can develop and will help you in many areas of your life other than getting out of an immediate jam caused by another's (or your own) stupidity, negligence, etc.

>>55032812
That's honestly 100% how I feel. I just want the peace of mind. The world is too chaotic and unforgiving. At least with wealth you can weather the inevitable and unfortunate events. Having to live as a wage slave just so you can have some insurance against uncertainty but really unable to do anything else without completely fucking yourself over is a terrible existence. I want to be free so badly.

NO MORE FUCKING TWEETS I WANT A CHAIRMAN THAT'LL DO SOME GOD-BLESSED WORK! MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT STOCK RYE ALREADY! THREE FUCKING YEARS ASSHOLE, A TENTH OF MY LIFE AND EVERY PENNY I COULD SPARE, GET IT THE FUCK DONE!

>>55032935
But what have you done for the company lately?

>>55032935
SNEED. Ask what you can do for the company, you lazy bastard!
Florida Panthers, LETS FUCKING GOOO!

>>55032977

>>55032999
Checked

Ryan is ridiculous though, the man wrote the children's book, spends days watching hockey games, and casually shitposts about poop and balloons while the stock gets manipulated on an everyday basis. HOW THE FUCK WE HAVE TO SIT HERE AND SAY LET'S GO COHEN? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS, HODLERS!??? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. THINK! THINK STRAIGHT! NOTHING IS BEING DONE TO PROTECT SHAREHOLDERS!!!! ABSOLUTELY ZERO!! SAY TO RYAN FUCK YOU AND TELL HIM HIS FATHER WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED

>>55032812
>God
>Grant me women, luxury, and the ability to travel.
Be careful what you wish for bro.
>We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one
>My kingdom is not of this world. If my kingdom were of this world, my servants would have been fighting, that I might not be delivered over to the Jews. But my kingdom is not from the world.
>Do not love the world or anything in the world. If anyone loves the world, love for the Father is not in them. For everything in the world—the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life—comes not from the Father but from the world.
>Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.

>>55033023
>HIS FATHER WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED
He scammed millions of goyim into saving his company, Papa Cohen's laughing his head off down there

>>55032446
nah that's a pussy right there

>>55032078
i know that nobody knows RC father's name.
I will tell you it's Ted Cohen. I hope Ted will come into Ryan's dreams and slap him for being a pussy for 2.5 years. Then next week we will get a true warrior version of Ryan Cohen. Ken Griffin will shit himself. Amen.

>>55032861
based 60's enjoyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRIr1PPz2uM

>>55033023
>NOTHING IS BEING DONE TO PROTECT SHAREHOLDERS!!!! ABSOLUTELY ZERO!!
this style of FUD is killing me...i hope it lasts

Im certain we would have moassed by now if Ted Cohen was alive, unfortunately, for now, we have to deal with pussy Ryan and wait until he mans up. Holy fuck it's actually been almost 3 years. This guy is taking us into 2024. Surreal

Comfy boys, it's also your fault that Ryan feels too comfy.

>>55033129
i've been here since 2021, i think i will miss moass. i will be done in 2024. Thats why im so fucked up

>>55033148
one mustn't always be focused on time, there are other considerations

>>55033133
>Comfy boys, it's also your fault that Ryan feels too comfy.
I've said this all along. Comfy posters on here and reddit are a vocal minority giving Ryan the impression he can take his sweet ass time. There is nothing comfy about watching your life savings plummet -63% or more since December 2021. Guess what, Ryan? My dad is dead too! He tried telling me GME was a scam and said he was worried about me when I realized it wasn't going to happen. I cut him off mid sentence and told him it was absolutely going to happen. He never mentioned it again! And now I've been without him for a year and a half and it's really fucking looking like he was right

now to think about it, it will be great if i make it to 2024. A few months in 2024 and i will be done. And of course moass will happen somewhere mid 2024 or who the fuck knows. Maybe it will never happen. This feels like that messages i've seen where people from 2003 or close to that years talked about moass. History repeating itself. At that time i thought lol they were never meant to make it but this time it's different. lol now im that guy from 2003

Somebody slap Ryan Cohen, what the fuck is that guy doing for real

Somebody kick Kenneth Griffin in the balls, what the fuck is that guy doing for real

https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/pdf/2023/5/19/a9302pdf

Mean anything?

>>55033252
File removed or wrong url, you have an archive or a pic we can look at? If you've loaded the page don't reload it.

>>55033249
He's just trying to survive one more day. I don't fault Ken for that, it's just self preservation. Ryan is knowingly allowing it to happen when he can presumably end it at any time, which is the greater of the two evils

>>55033187
best larp i've seen on here desu

>>55033024
I'm just tired of dealing with and being around mentally ill drug addicts who are beyond my help, I'm tired of seeing others take the burden of being subjected to these ills as well. There is nothing for me here, and I'm supposedly going to be worse in Gods eyes for escaping this pain? For finding a partner through trial and error? for providing for those I care about? I'm not learning anything from this experience anymore, I'm suffering for no reason and the longer I have to wait to be free the bigger the possibility that I'm going to spend money in unsavory ways to challenge my mid life crisis anytime from now until the next 15 years.

>>55032707
Happy Caturday, fren.

>>55033275
nevermind just missing a period

>>55033321
>just missing a period
Just like your mother

>>55033275
https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/pdf/2023/5/19/a9302.pdf
>Was retard and left.pdf off

>>55033333
Checked

>>55033303
God hates you as much as me. Get over it, or don't - God doesn't care.

>>55033336
I see Wells Fargo and BNYMellon being retired from NSCC, but these look like sub-companies and not the main ones. It would be helpful if they provided reasons for these changes but FOIA is always minimally compliant.

>>55033249
Ken Griffin is just doing his job. Can you tell the thief to not steal? It won't help, right? But why the owner of the shop is not stopping the thief? The question is why the best chairman in the world can't do shit for 2.5 years?

Two more years, right baggies? Fucking kek

>68NbiTqA
Fuck off with your bitching and moaning spam every thread

>>55033394
At this rate? It looks like we'll all be billionaires in about a month when BBBY finally blows. And if not then we'll be DRSing the company within a year or so. I think it will pick up exponentially once we get within striking distance. ALL money will be going into GME at that point.

>>55033408
kill yourself, defender. im out, see you on Monday

I saw a post on pol that got not traction but was ostensibly
>what if short sellers targeted bud light, did the tranny ad, then made money
they could do this with anything

>55033450
Nobody needs to be a defender to see you spamming all the time
Don't come back

>>55033303
>worse in Gods eyes for escaping this pain
I don't think that's the takeaway you're supposed to get from that.

>>55033276
>>55033392

>>55033460
>he doesnt remember BCG saga and how hedgeniggers pumped and dumped netflix

>>55033460
>bud light
their ceo wasn't exactly independent

>>55033598
He's also jewish

>imagine defending a jew

>>55032785
Kek depressed ledgefunds

>>55033425
Based 1pbtid. Tangential to RCs affinity for apple, righteous figureheads, and cryptic backwards shit, I always remember the Steve Jobs line from the Stanford commencement speech: “the dots will only connect in retrospect”. It’s a simple reminder that the moment is always chaos and confusion but looking back on things it’s hard to see how it could’ve gone any other way.

>>55033754
Ryan is a student of the esoteric, and I mean that in as positive a way as possible. Events have already been set in motion, and there are no brakes.
>"Nothing is so dangerous as a mystic association. The object remaining a secret in the hands of the managers, the rest simply put a ring in their own noses, by which they may be led about at pleasure; and still panting after the secret they are the better pleased the less they see of their way. A mystical object enables the leader to shift his ground as he pleases, and to accommodate himself to every current fashion or prejudice. This again gives him almost unlimited power; for he can make use of these prejudices to lead men by troops. He finds them already associated by their prejudices, and waiting for a leader to concentrate their strength and set them in motion. And when once great bodies of men are set in motion, with a creature of their fancy for a guide, even the engineer himself cannot say, 'Thus far shalt thou go, and no farther.' "

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

>>55033569
I remember that I was just wondering if there was a link and maybe we will be able to blame all wokeness on hedge funds that would be great
>>55033598
interdasting

>>55032785
Indeed, WAGMI.

>>55031976
wagmi baker-sama
best season yet <3
;)

https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13mni8v/i_wanna_give_a_shoutout_to_the_employees_at_dhs
>top post calling out glowies
Kek!

hen cries

>>55034128
Incredibly based.

>>55034128
>Do your jobs, it's your pensions as well you fuckwits
That'd be implying they're not going to golden parachute on bribes.
Still.
Based.

>>55034128
>Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

To all the FBI agents lurking here, you can keep being butt buddies with psycho maniac Ken Griffin, or you can serve a new benevolent master (me). Do the right thing.

>>55034128
It's funny how the comments for every trending post either call out glowies or criticise the mods for burying heat lamp.
That sub might not be so bad afterall

Comfy.
Holding.
Never folding.

>>55034054
Never trust a girl's ass in yoga pants. They're like padded bras for the backside.

if bezos and kenny are in cahoots, why is that apes together strong documentary being released on amazon?

>>55034371
To make it seem like it's all done and over.
>Wowzers look how close the apes got to toppling those mean ol' hedgefunds
>But now things have settled down we can all go back to normal hahah

>>55034284
Unless you're me. I'm kind of Specials.

kek dumbfuck red charted crypto baggies

>>55034457
>I make my own destiny
noooo not like that!

woof

Yeah Desantis is pozzed.

Trump 2024

>>55034343
ah but you forget the ass in high heels
that booty gets pumped up
and they get you every time

>>55034532
it's a lot more serious than that, my nigger in Yaldaboath

>>55031976
kek stupid baggie retards

So I call this the Boiling Frog theory. Over the past months I've observed that the Superstink mods have been pushing through cherry-picked narratives and allowing more posts that suggest conspiracies and the more wilder narratives/ideas. It's becoming progressively harder to come on the front page with new facts, research and meta discussions. For example, see how facts and statistics like RRP, short %, dark pool % and the Heat Lamp theory are featured less on the front page, while we see more unrelated GME stories or even conspiracies.

For example, the top posts over the past month have been:
>"They wouldn’t burn a building down if this wasn’t the play of the century."
>"they are in huge trouble ! They regulate themselves & no one stopped them."
Or the useless top post of today:
>"I wanna give a shoutout to the employees at DHS CIA FBI NSA DOD SEC DOJ OSINT. Thanks for stopping by the sub. now how about actually DOING SOMETHING since IT AFFECTS YOU TOO."

The GME play is to fuck over the (naked) shorts by locking the float and selling it for idiosyncratic numbers. Whether you want to hold it forever or just make a quick buck is irrelevant - the idea originates from the same.

The reason I'm calling it the boiling frog theory is because it started with this logical idea, so the frog can easily stay in the cool water. Now with either Reddit or the stinky mods filling the sub with alternate/unrelated narratives, so the water begins to boil. The frog (the initial investor) is being conditioned with the rising temperature (change of narrative) and will stay in the constant boiling water (conspiracy cesspool) until they are gone. Any new frogs you put in the boiling water will jump out immediately, since they only see a conspiracy theories and call the initial investors crazy. This will repel GME from getting traction, no matter how fucked the shorts are.

kek kennies, you are still short

>>55034557
I believe it

>>55034557
Your ideas suck and you're generally a stupid man who probably makes stupid mistakes and explains in length why you made them. Every single thing you just said is backwards, holy kek dude.

>>55034557
>Frog analogy
I like it

We're breaching containment, you genuinely low-IQ niggerfaggots, it's really clear.

Why couldn't the GME shills keep it above 23 dollars?

>>55034513
birds of a feather, no wonder they got together and no wonder they couldn't stay together. these people have no principles.

>>55034537
not only that but the whores think that high heels make em cooler or some gay shit
as if being taller makes you worth more
it only helps niggas
because of how retarded women are in genereal

>>55034629
they are filtering the manlets you brainlet

>>55034628
he's a fucking retard for picking that bitch when he's worth that much
talk about not knowing your worth
or being too egotistic to think you can actually corral some crazy bitch
kek fuckin kennies

>>55034626
Also i have the coolest id in the thread. It's over for you baggies

>>55034557
Completely agree, I've said exactly the same thing for some time.

It's called poisoning the well and it's a very effective form of propaganda. They do it to any dissident of the regime. Make them out to be bat shit insane and it will stop others from listening to them.

Someone take a screenshot of kv0LEByJ's post and post it to Superstinky, I can't, I'm banned for being straight.

>>55034632
whores filter themselves out with their own idiot behaviour
it just happens on a larger scale
look at whats happening right now
men of worth aint caring bout hoes
theyre all sugar babies
kek
that sugar spoils past 25
ask DiCaprio

naked women are disgusting to look at through a screen, in fact, grand portions of them are also disgusting in person

>>55034642
>tfw you end up with a woman older than 25

>>55034637
Yeah you should go there and make that post, it's such new groundbreaking info, it will inevitably change the world forever. You faggot redditors need to go back instead of phonetically sucking each other's dicks.

>>55034648
>>55034658
>>55034658
>>tfw you end up with a woman older than 25
imagine thinking she's still a woman
if she was, id never spend any time with her and you know that honey
hence why your sister is getting it right now
im a man of

PRINCIPAL looool

>>55034648
see ya in a year, whore
i dont date unenlightened halfwits
idgaf who reads it; your faggoty friends who helped or your gay ass parents who i need to defend for some fucking reason
to hell with your lies and smoke n mirrors
that's not real magic you fuckin snakes

Real talk, GMErs... After Citadel and banks are absolutely fucked, what do we do about BlackRock?

>>55034637
>It's called poisoning the well and it's a very effective form of propaganda.
If MOASS is inevitable, then why does poisoning the well or any propaganda matter in the slightest?

>>55034706
Shut up, negro.
>>55034676
What the fuck r u talking about, nigger? R u alright? Need some coconut butter??

>>55034715
they're trying to control what comes out post-MOASS. They want to paint MOASS gorillionaires as a bunch of loons who got lucky.
>why
Because they're stupid and panicking

>>55034737
NOOOO THEYRE GOING TO CALL YOU CRAZY LATER WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THEIR MONEY
AAAAAAAAAAA
dumb fuck.
optics is for actual children and glowniggers attempting deescalation.

>Get into a fight after some shitheads dog attacks mine and he refuses to control it or even react to me asking him to put his fucking mongrel on a leash
>This thing is literally dangling off my dogs legs while I'm holding her under one arm to keep it away from her and when I say he should come grab it he looks at me like I'm being a retard or something
>Be the bigger man at every possible step only for him to insist on squaring up like a complete cunt
>Beat his ass like a redhead stepchild despite him pulling every bitch move he can right up to and including trying to eye-gouge me
>After getting him pinned, don't do the cathartic thing and spend the next half hour bouncing his head off a nearby stump but instead ask if he's quite done and when he accepts he can't do shit he gives in
>So clear cut that I wasn't the one that started it that our neighbour, who is kind of an asshole, invites me inside to clean up without a shred of hesitation
>Folks still give me shit for 'getting into fights' and not being a complete fucking invertebrate
I had middle class morality so much, Jesus Christ.

>>55034774
Next time, kill his dog too. Fucking pussy.

Say the line baggies

>>55034764
you stupid fucking brainlet. It's a simple pivot from wypipo v. BLACK KANGS to GMEllionaires v. everyone else. GMEchads WILL be painted as the most vile people to have ever existed, literally the New Nazis.
>but Chobani is a jew
I never said it was a good idea.
>implying they have any other alternatives

>>55034791
I will rape you, more than once, and decapitate your wife (jk lol)

KEK

>>55034805
I want to be called evil, you absolute toddler.

>>55034791
two more weeks

>>55034829
Good, I expect a lot of newly-rich to do that exact thing.

>>55034847
WAGMI

>>55034537
what does ass in high heels mean?

>>55034829
They don't understand that they're pushing solidarity for the newly rich gorillionaire class. I've already been painted evil for the crime of nonconformity. I am done trying to improve myself for their sake, instead I have simply decided to become worse

>>55034791
h-hedgies r FUK!! In j-just two more weeks I swear this time for real bro

>>55034992
I'm going to fund development of software to make the current surveillance state impossible.

>>55035046
The plan is simple
we moon in July after AMC1 gets diloooted and the Rotschild get delisted
The extent of the mooning (kek) will depend on the number of DRSd shares

>>55033425
>when BBBY finally blows
This is not happening

>we'll be DRSing the company within a year or so
probably but I think we'll see something happen before that

Time traveler baggie here. I'm from the year 2050 and still no MOASS yet. But Cohen tweeted the moon emoji so it could be soon. Also the newest reddit DD says MOASS could be before 2060

I know it's unlikely to actually happen, but in speculative terms, if the US actually decided they wanted to default on their debt, when's the deadline for the decision?
A few months ago they said they'd need to come to a decision in the summer months, now they're saying June 1st.

>>55035232
Addendum: it could be entirely possible that AMC1 don’t need to actually diloote, but it was a false flag to push their gambling investor base into swapping shorted AMC with the worthless APE, and depending on the positioning of retail and the remaining short position decide to either go forward or back down with the conversion. Rotschild bank delisting could happen as soon as this Friday (May 25)

>>55035289
The US Treasury General Account has less than $60 billion in it, and their burn rate is between $10 billion to $30 billion per day. I don't see how they make it to June 1 honestly. I hope they default as that would crash the market, then GME moons. Gridlock is our best friend.

>>55034791
Which line?
>The talmud was written by people who knowingly betrayed God and lied to their followers in pursuit of power
>The illegitimate state known as israel is propped up entirely by subverted western nations
>The New Covenant means that jews are no longer the chosen people
>The ADL was founded to prevent a murdering rapist from being punished
>90% of lobbyist money comes from jewish interest groups
>If you talk about how much power jews have, jews will use their power to ruin you while calling themselves victims
There are so many good ones.

>>55035316
picrel

>>55034992
Then improve yourself for your own sake dummy

>>55035207
Based, funding technological developments that serve the people instead of a powerful few, and funding the production of arts (comissioned movies/anime/etc.) is the Neo-renaissance we need

>>55035316
>>55035334
Jesus Christ.

>>55035316
>>55035334
>you will live to see a time where a video game retailer has more liquid cash available than the Treasury of the United States of America
>that time will arrive in a matter of days
Every time I think this timeline can’t get sillier something always happens that exceeds my expectations

>>55035316
>>55035334
Man at this point not only do I want this shit show to collapse, but I say it is obligated to collapse.

>>55035334
wait is this impling that the treasury is running out of money in about 5 days? (yes, i'm implying implications)

>>55035410
the implications will never be the same

>>55035334
Is this the newest cope? What's the cope after nothing happens?

>>55035334

we moona soona or what are we doing?

>>55035454
you will never have a foreskin david

>>55035460
Sorry toots. Not in this timeline. Try again in the next life.

>>55031976
WHERE DID THE CAT COME FROM

>>55034724
come over and suck my dick, princess

>>55035551
will I be able to find a girl who will sit on my counters in her underwear after moass?

DRS 2 years did fuck all
DRS book did fuck all
NFTs did fuck all
Split dividend did fuck all
Shopping at GameStop did fuck all
BBBY/AMC short basket did fuck all

Give it up. You got outsmarted by hedge funds and RC can’t do fuck all.

Hey bros I just got off the phone with Kenneth. He said he’s sorry and has learned his lesson, if you guys could sell that would be great. Thanks for reading.

>>55035684
I wish someone had a list of all the baggie cope from the last 2 years

>>55035684
damn, you're right. I'm selling on Monday

>>55035684
You're right. I'm buying more Monday.

>>55035387
We must imagine Sisyphus honky

>>55034963
He means when girls wear high heels it puts them in a posture that thrusts their arse out a bit in a manner that is overly flattering and not representative of the reality

>>55035662
Recommend you find one before. You shouldn't necessarily trust the one you find after

>>55035551
Cooorrrrrrrrrrrrr look at her

>>55033333
Holy moly

>>55032172
She's my silver fox. I would 100% deep inside her.

kek ledgefundies

>>55033333
digits of destruction, checked

Thank you kind ape anon who activated my L2 gme wallet. I took multiple 3 day baba trying to get help. Legit had old wallet seed stolen by cell phone paneer repair guy. Guru electronics in surrey bc. Careful out there mates. Much love much love. Hopefully that kind ape sees this message and knows my faith in humanity is restored.

>>55036406
Im pretty sure he wanted you to stop being a nuisance.

>>55036431
Nah. Ape together stronk

Kenneth Griffin is an esteemed attendee of the Bilderberg Group this year. Is he explaining himself?

>>55034791
Sic semper tyrannis

>>55036440
Maybe he is explaining short squeeze attacks. Idk.

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>55036460
I squeezed out a kenny this morning HURGAH

>>55036472
you too, baker

>>55036479
I'll be with you in the phone number region.

I need the newest copium baggie bros. Was short on cash and I had to sell some shares last week to buy food.

>55036647
Real holders would skip meals before selling.

Wtf is a "Zelda"?

>>55036647
begin fasting

>>55036472
ty u 2

>>55036647
Get a job man

Impossibly dead threads
Kek volumeless, hypeless, copeless, hopeful dumbfuck financial retards

>>55036801
This is the calm before the storm my friend.

>>55036801
Sir, this isnt the XMR general.

>>55036647
totally organic post, yes

>>55036831
>>55036827
Baggots current hope is ESL baggies buying crypto trading cards from memestop. Ahahahahahahahahah

>>55036855
Checked. you are blessed with digits tonight my friend. I hope you are holding some Gamestop (ticker: GME).

Does anyone have that picture that has (potentially) Ryan Cohen holding and ice cream cone outside of a Mcdonalds with a flag in the back ground? There was a version of it that had some graphics added to it.

>>55036440
>Is he explaining himself?
he's the entertainment

>>55036855
Yea no clue how that garbage isn't jannied. Obvious shilling.
>I like the art!
No you don't. Fuck I hate them.

>>55036647
Food pantries.

>>55033129
Well whats being done? I am fucking deep red after years of holding a thanks to me now profitable company. So wjat was the point? Its profitable. Will be next quarter. Will be the whole year. And shorts will just keep on shorting with zero resistence. SO WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT IN HOLDING THIS STOCK WHEN THE COMPANY IS BRAINDEAD?

Threads were quiet today because all the shills got moved over to /pol/ to deal with Ukraine stuff: F-16s and Bakhmut.

>>55036719
It's a secret to everybody.

>>55036936
>He doesn't know

>>55036441
This is the only reason to hold.

>>55036958
It's not just today, but it's all of /biz/. Makes sense as everything is dead or dying investment wise.

>>55032935
Go home shecklestein

>>55036958
>>55037038
You really can't expect the level of excitement or engagement we had in 2021. 2022 onwards it's been a steep decline, nothing going on, nothing to look forward to. We used to have multiple threads a day, now we're lucky to get two.

>>55036923
Spend money on products sold at GameStop? What an obvious scam. Makes you wonder why they keep pushing Nintendo products here. Totk? More like psyop.

>>55037188
Again, that's true for everyone on /biz/

>>55033187
I

A
M

R
C

There was also posts from a mansion stating that "I am alive and can't post on twitter" around the same time as the Jenga Tower ledgie where the corpse has been a whole body from the footage instead of a splattered mess, and the theory was that RC was capped instead as hedge revenge.

Considering the extent of dabbing on predditors and flagrant redpilling, I'm confident he lurks.

>>55037511
Are you saying they tried to kill RC? Like I'm a golden retriever.

>>55037511
Ryan should know he's a tremendous faggot

>>55036891
>>/biz/thread/S49826220#p49826373
"flag is in florida" in warosu got me there

kek dumbbfgucking niggerbagits

>>55037802
>>55036891
I remember this, the McD was pretty close from his house or something too.

>55035684
and yet here you are still bitching

im going to buy some more shares on monday.

>>55037511

If ryan gets capped im going headhunting straight for the entire list. im not fucking around anymore.

>>55037888
Checked and based

>>55037888
I'm not, pay day is Tuesday so I buy every Wednesday.

>>55037888
ayo dose be self-clapping cheeks

>>55037902
Most likely if Ryan gets capped it'll be a deranged gme or bbby hodler realizing they've been bamboozled

>>55037969
What would BBBY holders even have against RC? It's not lile he holds the stock.

>>55038043
Not anymore, but many bought because he bought but didn't sell when he sold. Lot of angry bbbaggies out there not thinking rationally. Praying for Ryan's safety....

So gamestop stopped reporting on the DRS numbers because they knew demoralized squizzly squozzlers would sell when they saw it was dropping?

>>55037655
I don't have the footage on this new phone, but the body from the scene was clearly a whole, intact body and not high height full impact trauma as normally seen with ledge deaths, akin to dropping a watamelon off a tall building. RC went AWOL on social networks the same time as the Jenga Tower incident. Questions were raised as to the whereabouts of RC. There was a photo of RC with Ichan in late October 2022 while the suicide was in early September so it killed the theory, however when you're dealing with liquidating the deep state Cabal, it's skinwalker season. Stay frosty and look out for masks.

>>55037318
I bet you were bullish on the FTX giftcards too. Way too many midwits in this play.

>>55038108
What about the interview with GMEDD, if I recall that happened much later than the hedgie that ledgied.

>>55038199
I forgot about that. Remember when the wrinklebrains on Reddit thought that was a 4d chess move by GameStop to bring attention to FTX's fraud and tokenized securities?

>>55038082
But if you subtract from the outstanding what Gamestop reported the DTC had it had DRS increasing?

>>55037802
Thumb isn't right.
>lunula isn't visible enough
>Thumb should be wider at the knuckle than the top

>>55038212
I remember 15 hours ago when you first started bitching in the general. That's as far back as my memory goes.

>>55038066
Kek bbbaggoys. Thanks for the exit liquidity!

-RC

Are we just never going to make it? The market is just never going to crash, is it?
What's the latest hopium/interesting tid-bits? I've been away for my own mental health.

>>55038206
It's why we all chilled out. Doesn't seem to be a mask in that clip. I'll inspect the Chewy IPO and the GMEDD clips for voice comparison in a few hours. Phoneposting atm. Feel free to do so in the meantime if curious.

>>55038374
Here is a list of some of the bullet-swap counterparties from Archegos (counterparties of significance implied):
>Hudson bay capital (BBBY)
Barclays
BNP Paribas
>Merrill Lynch
National Financial Services
State Street
>UBS
BNP Paribas
>Goldman Sachs
Paloma
>BOFA
>Citi Group
>Deutsche Bank AG
>JP Morgan (Fed Reserve)
Morgan Stanley
>Credit Suisse (Biggest swap party)
>JP Morgan Chase Bank
SG Amercias Securities
>Bank Of New York Mellon
Bank Of Nova Scotia
SS&C Technologies Inc
Samlyn
Fidelity Prime Services
>Morgan Stanley
Northern Trust
>Morgan Stanley Fund Services (Cayman)

what does the debt defaulting mean for us, are we gonna make it if congress doesn't cave?

I have stopped engaging with all things gme but will literally never sell. I will hold my 460 booked shares until the sun blows up. Might buy some more if I get a windfall but for the most part I'm locked in. Baggies down want to say it but cohen and gamestop have absolutely 100% turned their back on shareholder investments after egging them on for 2 years to buy in at all time high prices. For that reason I can not in good faith continue to support them, knowing they are not acting in my best intrests. There is no reason for this to not be out in the open by now, and gamestops refusal to openly act enables the problem. I invested in them because I believed they would be the ones to take a stand. I didnt think I would be investing in ryan cohens billionare ego turn around plan. I thought i was investing in justice and action and wanted to be apart of that. I hold for the chance that someday that happens, but gamestop has made it clear they have no intention to act in a direct manner whatsoever, and for that reason I see no need to continue enabling them to do that with my hard earned money. Like I said though, holding the 10k-15k I invested until the sun blows up. But I'm going to disengage with them and their wellbeing as much as they have for me and mine

I REALLY GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK, YOU CAN JUDGE ME, TILL YOUR FACE TURN PINK

>>55031976
kek dumb baggies

WE THE BEST IN THE WORLD,
I FEEL THE BREASTS ON YOUR GIRL

>>55038515
Nice larp

>>55038108
Thanks fren. I hope our guy is OK.

>>55038475
We would make it but the odds of it happening are very low yet not zero. Basically depends on whether republicans actually have some balls or not; if they go through with not making a deal and force the country into default it'd be a shitshow but it'd be one they did for what they believe are moral and just reasons. If they back down after saying they'd do it for months and basically promising as much, the entire Republican party ends up looking like a bunch of whipped bitches but things continue as normal and we probably don't get moass until the majority of the company is direct registered or there's some kind of crazy merger or acquisition shenanigans.

I for one really want the default to happen, largely because it would basically force moass in the process of shit-dicking the entire stock market and secondly because it would be extremely funny. But the chances of it actually happening are maybe 10% although they grow every day we get closer to June 1st and we're about 3-4 days out from a technical default anyways with as little money as there is in the treasury at the moment whether or not a new budget gets made.

スニード ヘジーズ

>>55038629
politics are completely fake. How they look literally means nothing

>>55038629
>depends on
NCSWIC

>>55038641
I know that, same way I know WWE is fake too, but people have been killed in fights in the parking lot after a show for talking shit about someone's favorite wrestler and in much the same vein if the red ties force a default we're gonna see a liberal chimpout and if they back down from it we're gonna see a conservative chimpout even if ultimately both sides work to further the same goals for the same people paying both of them just like a wrestling match. It really just depends if a default can work in the US's favor, which it can but it's going to suck ass for a lot of people so the ephemeral they has to make it look like that's not what they want - even if no default literally means all the rate hikes were for nothing and we're going right back to ZIRP and tptb are crashing the country and currency straight into the ground.

I don't give a shit, I just want moass and a default makes that happen and would also be very funny.

>>55038629
Man I really do hope this game of chicken with the default ends up in our favour I'm starting to actually get pretty tight with money for once now that my wagie hours have been cut a bit. I need the moass before my savings dries up

WAGMI

Uh oh baggies
Employees quitting gamestop and getting lots of public support

>>55038733
cool, get the fuck out and sell your stock on the way out

>>55038733
I don't believe it because Predditors would have been sperging about this on Zelda's release day. I also doubt a manager wouldn't be around for such an important release as well.

>>55038733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcDZUE7lMU

Show me the employees quitting gamestop and getting lots of public support. This is a piece of paper. Now to the real news: here is a death metal band playing at gamestop on Zelda release and getting lots of public support

>>55032935
>>55032536
>>55033201
>>55035684
>>55036801
clearly JIDF handed out their newest talking points for narrative control, they're really outdoing themselves

>>55038764
>>55038776
>>55038815

The absolute fucking retard baggies are incapable of doing any of their own research? Makes sense why you fell for teenager reddit dd and why you've lost 60% of your life savings and retirement.

Here's a hint... Google: Brighton Gamestop Employees

Fucking idiots

>>55038846
>Google: Brighton Gamestop Employees
Why would I add credence to a fake story by increasing its search trend score?

>>55038855
You're right princess. They paid local news stations to lie about local stores. They also paid for fake local residents to leave fake reviews for the local store.

Absolute fucking moron. You deserve every penny of your losses.

>>55038865
>They also paid for fake local residents to leave fake reviews for the local store.
Yea this shit happens all the time. Ever hear of review bombing?
>They paid local news stations to lie about local stores.
Yes

>>55038870
Ohhhh maybe they paid your brokerage to lie about the share price. Your 68% losses are all a lie. Hold forever. Never sell

How does a couple whiney fat chicks quitting GameStop reflect poorly on the company? Do you have any idea what the turnover is like on jobs like that? Btw, how manu GameStop stores are there? One GameStop is closed for one day and that means it’s over? Is this the new hedgie cope?

>55038865
Oh NO i just sold! Aaaargh, all the SHARES i bought EN MASSE... they just dissappeared. Why? Because this shills FUD was so elaborate OH NO

>>55038875
>Hold forever. Never sell
Will do, thanks for the financial advice.

>>55038826
Yeah that first one was me, I got shitty drunk and fudposted for a bit. Gets the frustration out so I don't do anything stupid like sell when I've got ten grand in shares and start getting tired of being broke all the damn time while this keeps taking forever. The rest seem shilly to me but mine were just genuine frustration and anger and whiskey talking, sucks ass when you're poor and put a slot machine jackpot you could've used elsewhere into stock.

I'm still not gonna sell but I reserve the right to bitch when I'm drunk.

>>55038875
>Hold forever. Never sell
Nice financial advice.

Digits and GameStop wins

>>55038887
JmAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

not even close stupid fuck. Ngmi

Goddamn this board is slow, fuckin quads sat there for a whole damn minute

>>55038897
>The liquidity problem has reached internet message boards.

>>55036511
>>55036728
Comf checked.

>>55038897
They are bleeding users as cryptocucks realize they played the macro game wrong.

>>55038888
ouuuu checked anti-hero baggot-kun <3

WAGMI

>>55038733
>Mangement

Good. I don't want illiterates employed in my company

>>55038950
we all learned to read at some point anon

>>55038953
Not me. I was a Book King out of the womb

>>55038953
i cant read

>>55038704
omg stahp
;D

>>55034513
What did he have to do with O'Keefe?

>>55038888
You got digits fufilling the prophecy of the anon above you

WAGMI

>>55036891
>>55037802
>>55038294
Just checked on google maps and the McD this was taken at is the closest from his mansion, I think the hand looks pretty close too. it's a high quality larp if it's not him.

>>55031976
So much bullshit on a Saturday night. Shills trying way too hard itt

I honestly just think it's bored holders. There was that one guy who admitted to holding gME but coming here to spread FUD as he was bored kek. No one speaking negatively of the stock here has ever swayed my opinion in the slightest.

>>55039288
checked btw

>>55039364
That's been known knowledge for years now, I've kinda just been treating them as if they were unless they indicate otherwise, meltdownies coming here is/was a real thing and of course actual astroturfing shills as well as the occasional /smg/er and passerby

>>55039448
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

i sold in February ive made 5x what ive ever made holding GME investing that money now. I cant now laugh at delusional GME. there is no moass you nigger are retarded

>>55039618
Source?

>>55039618
good for you, anon

>>55039631
The Immaculate Heart of Mary

>>55039772
She was not immaculately conceived, heretic.

>>55039772
SINNER
Woe to you, O destroyer,
While you were not destroyed;
And he who is treacherous, while others did not deal treacherously with him.
As soon as you finish destroying, you will be destroyed;
As soon as you cease to deal treacherously, others will deal treacherously with you.

>55039772
kek Cathies

>55039364
>LlnvL1hK
Fuck off bvttfag

>>55039818
>>55039838
>>55039846
you niggers never cease to amaze me

is this the same fucking thread? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!

>>55039908
you're here forever come back next week

>>55039921
but i'm here now

>This is because these conglomerates have the resources to develop and implement AI technology, which gives them a significant edge in the financial markets.

>As a result, the global balance is starting to buckle against the layperson. This is because the layperson is increasingly being priced out of the market, as the conglomerates use their AI technology to make more informed and profitable trades.

>It is also possible that the entire off-balance is driving the economy into equal assured destruction of the fiat model. This is because the fiat model is based on the assumption that there is a limited supply of money. However, the development of AI technology is making it possible to create more money, which could lead to inflation and economic instability.

>Equal assured destruction of the fiat model
HOLY BASED

>>55039618
Awesome, post your plays so we can admire them.

>>55039930

>>55038865
>uh oh! reports of employees quitting, it's over!
>JUST BECAUSE THEY HAD A PROFITABLE QUARTER DORSN'T MEAN THEY'RE PROFITABLE OYYY VEYYYY

>It is also possible that the stock is experiencing a short squeeze. This occurs when investors who have shorted the stock are forced to buy back the stock at a higher price. This can lead to a sharp increase in the price of the stock, as well as increasing volatility and decreasing velocity.
After dancing around in circles for 10 mins or so about dividend stock splits and regular stock split (for which Bard told me to "consult an attorney" if the DTCC/Cede processed the split inappropriately), it said the quiet part out loud.

Hi, it’s me bvttfvcker here.

Reasonably, how long do you think this will go on for? I didn’t anticipate it going on this long and my wife is about have a baby and we could with the extra cash.

Mo' Ass

>>55040378
how did you make a baby via butt sex? i'm curious how that works.

dollers

>>55040405
kek it means he's not the father

>K-Kenny did W-W-Whuuuaht?!
>C-C-Call the FBI!
Kek I'm no snitch.

YOU CAN STILL BE WHO YOU WISH YOU IS, IT AIN'T HAPPEN YET, AND THAT'S WHAT THE TUITION IS

EXCUSE ME, WAS YOU SAYING SOMETHING?

>>55040518
>>55040573
>threads are dead
>time to start spamming cringe nonsense!
Can you take an online IQ test and tell us what it says?

>>55040592
White Bobby Fischer

>I hope that the DOJ's investigation into GME will result in charges being filed against those who are responsible for market manipulation. I also hope that the congressional hearing will lead to reforms that will make the financial markets more fair and protect investors from fraud.

Google AI is after you now, Kenny Boi

>>55036719
He's a green kid who doesn't afraid of anything and goes go-karting with mario

>>55039901
>>55040087
>>55040617
there is a psychonaut investigating btc and hopefully also gme. very bullish.

Been away this weekend, what are they trying to slide with the BUY 3 GET ONE FREE spam?

>>55040518
Gundam protag.

>>55040592
Just Boyardee things

>UBS is likely to suffer significant losses from the bullet swap. It is possible that UBS could go bankrupt if the losses are too large.
Kek UBSsies

>>55038882
>In despair
>Deepen the despair of others so that your despair feels like relative hope
>Or deepen the despair of others so that in playing devil's advocate you feel like you're ultimately in control of your despair
Why are Americans like this. Why are we without grace.

>>55040847
Everyone is like this.

>>55040787
Let them buy the cards. There’s basically nothing to talk about and hasn’t been for a while. GameStop will continue to make money and that will be the catalyst. I for one am pleased to see people spending money there. I’m betting that Q2 earnings are going to blow the lid off this thing. Regardless, there’s nothing we can do but wait. In the meantime, I’ll continue to accumulate.

>>55040868
No, cope. In some cultures it's a virtue to meet the despair of others with compassion and your own despair with dignity and grace.

>If there is a sharp accumulation of shares recently, as indicated by decreasing velocity and increasing volatility, it is possible that the price of GME could rise sharply when the bullet-swaps mature. This is because the increased demand for shares could drive the price up.
Silence, hedgie shills.

NIGGER

>you may not like it but this is what peak humor looks like

>>55040905
This exactly. It isn’t complicated.
> They need shares
> We have them
> Swaps approach
> They use our shares anyway via loopholes
> BUT THEN
> We DRS them, figure out heatlamp, etc
> Fewer shares available, but need for them hasn’t hanged
> Swaps approach again
> WAGMI

>>55040983
what's the date of swaps?

>>55040983
that's when the financial-political complex will just refuse to pay up and make it illegal for us to make it. maybe moass was always about dropping the regime's mask of goodwill and make the masses see the talmudic wizard behind the synagoge curtain.

>>55041049
>the point they stop following their own laws.
>begin FFA
>mad max looks tame by comparison
they dont have hats big enough imo

>>55038733
Sounds like a Tim & James problem, not a GME problem.

>>55040775
Based. I used to only make trades on psychs (and only buy GME now)

>>55041286
>just imagine this picture
>prints it out and puts it in wallet

I can just imagine some land whale fumbling for his wallet after literally any interaction he has

>>55035684
Hope.

Not the hype, not the vitriol, not the rightful comeuppance of hedgies and shills, or not even the neurological end of whatever schizo part of your brain is fudding.

It's hope. Hope is what is driving everything.

And you can't beat it.

For what is the piece of shit fudding pajeet worth living if he cannot hope to make it so he can take a shit in a bidet?

If you think the above analogy is just talking about pajeets, you lack imagination. Get fukd fudders.

Cut the false wings/strings your master has on you or stay in no hope hell, circle jerking in toxic cesspools of self pity and self made cages.

>>55041365
>>55041365
>>55041365
Threaded.

>>55034111
Big checked.

>>55035551
It's the original art. The usual one was actually being used in a different thread.

>>55041359
Your cringe post is pretty fudding, you need to go back.

>>55038882
oh my fucking days everybody come look at this you are A FEDERAL ISRAEL DEFENCE FORCE NARRATIVE CONTROL OFFICER DERAILING DISCUSSION IN A UNDERWATER STOCK FORUM THE ABSOLUTE WORTH THE DIRE STATE OF YOUR AFFAIRS FOR YOU TO HAVE TO REPLY TO ME (NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT POST YOU TYPED) HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHORTS NEVER CLOSED